What the corpus says about Zoolander (2001)

The 46 lines php artisan corpus:ask hands a model, in the order it gets them, and nothing else. The model writes a clerk's answer from these and only these.

What was said about it (8)

  1. [Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:24:23 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ Zoolander · programming · Zoolander's Blue Steel ruined the title of Bigelow's film. · "It is weird now that like this movie's title is totally ruined by Zoolander."
  2. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:11:56 · unknown (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Zoolander · theme · Zoolander is now beloved, but the post-9/11 audience was not ready for a comedy. · "Even though the movie's beloved now."
  3. [The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:41:16 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] Donnie Darko ↔ Zoolander · contrast · In fall 2001 audiences wanted breezy comedies like Zoolander and Serendipity, not Darko. · "And besides, moviegoers mostly wanted breezy comedies and romances, like Zoolander and Serendipity."
  4. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:11:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Zoolander · industry · After 9/11, Paramount moved Zoolander up and pushed Domestic Disturbance to October, where it was cut by 22 minutes. · "Paramount has to rush Zoolander up."
  5. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:11:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Zoolander ↔ Sidewalks of New York · industry · Sidewalks of New York was Paramount's big September movie and could not open after 9/11. · "Because Ed Burns has sidewalks of New York."
  6. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:11:05 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] The Royal Tenenbaums ↔ Zoolander · same-year · Both released in 2001 with Owen Wilson. · "released Zoolander, Royal Tenbaums, and behind enemy lines."
  7. [The Rewatchables · 'Talladega Nights' · 0:15:05 · Danny Kelly (0.40)] Will Ferrell ↔ Zoolander · people · Ferrell's Mugatu is arguably the funniest person in Zoolander. · "He is arguably the funniest person in that movie in some of those movies, like the Mugattu in Zoolander."
  8. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:11:05 · Chris Ryan (0.60)] Owen Wilson ↔ Zoolander · great-year · Owen Wilson's 2001: Zoolander, Tenenbaums, Behind Enemy Lines. · "Owen Wilson, in 2001, released Zoolander, Royal Tenbaums, and behind enemy lines."

Films put beside it more than once (1)

  1. [pairs] Zoolander ↔ Domestic Disturbance · said 2 times in 1 episode

One hop out: what recommends the films most often joined to it (31)

  1. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 1:33:41 · Bill Simmons (0.40)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ The Good Son · programming · The Good Son (another from-hell movie, already done) is the following week's episode. · "Well, we did this out of sequence, but good, uh, the good sun, which we've already done is coming next week"
  2. [Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:26:39 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ The Hunt for Red October · programming · The weekend Blue Steel opened, The Hunt for Red October was number one. · "It's a huge box on October, right? For Red October."
  3. [The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:26:11 · Brian Raftery (0.90)] Donnie Darko ↔ The Twilight Zone (TV) · lineage · The script's surreal twists reminded Fields of The Twilight Zone. · "The Donny Darko script also reminded Fields of one of his favorite TV shows, The Twilight Zone."
  4. [Blank Check — Patreon · Vanilla Sky · 1:45:35 · unknown (0.40)] The Royal Tenenbaums ↔ Vanilla Sky · programming · Tenenbaums opened the same week as Vanilla Sky in 5 theaters and averaged $55,000. · "Tenenbaums comes out that very week on 5 theaters and it grosses $276,000"
  5. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:04:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Fatal Attraction ⇒ Domestic Disturbance (the host's read) · lineage · Domestic Disturbance is the late, bad entry in the 'from hell' thriller cycle that began with Fatal Attraction. · "We had this really good run that starts with fatal fatal attraction into the 80s."
  6. [Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:28:23 · Jordan Hoffman (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ Joe Versus the Volcano · programming · Number two that weekend was Joe Versus the Volcano, a critical bomb for Tom Hanks. · "Oh, Joe versus the volcano?"
  7. [The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:06:04 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] 25th Hour ↔ Donnie Darko · theme · 25th Hour captured post-9/11 New York rage, part of the wave of anxious films. · "Movies like 25th Hour, which captured the rage and uncertainty New Yorkers felt in the wake of 911."
  8. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 0:07:20 · Andy Greenwald (0.60)] The Royal Tenenbaums ↔ Pulp Fiction · lineage · Both are 'emptying the cupboard' of their makers' influences and obsessions, introducing a whole cinematic world through soundtrack, look and talk. · "it's like pulp fiction or Grand Royal magazine, where it's just like the emptying of the cupboard of influences and obsessions."
  9. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:05:18 · unknown (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Changing Lanes · lineage · Changing Lanes is named as another 2000s 'from hell' picture (road rage from hell) alongside Domestic Disturbance. · "Oh yeah. With Sam Jackson and Ben Affleck, the road rage from hell."
  10. [Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:29:17 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ Lord of the Flies · programming · Number three that weekend was the 1990 Lord of the Flies. · "The 1990 Lord of the Flies."
  11. [The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:06:33 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ↔ Donnie Darko · theme · Even Anchorman, set in the 1970s, evokes the out-of-control early 2000s. · "Even a comedy like Anchorman managed to evoke the out of control feeling of the early 2000s."
  12. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 0:31:25 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] The Royal Tenenbaums ↔ Franny and Zooey · lineage · The movie is a Salinger pastiche; Anderson would need a Salinger adaptation as IP cover today. · "he would have to make Franny and Zooey. Like he would have to make an adaptation of a Salinger novel"
  13. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:05:22 · Bill Simmons (0.40)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ One Hour Photo · lineage · One Hour Photo is cited as the 2000s photo-developer-from-hell entry in the same cycle. · "You get one hour photo with Robin Williams."
  14. [Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:30:22 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ House Party · programming · Number four that weekend was House Party. · "Oh, house party. house party."
  15. [The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:07:47 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] Donnie Darko ↔ Bring It On · theme · Both feature suburban teen leads but take opposite views of American adolescence. · "Like bring it on, its main characters are suburban teens."
  16. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 0:53:10 · Andy Greenwald (0.50)] Jean-Luc Godard ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the maker said so: Matt Zoller Seitz's book on the movie) · lineage · The mosaic of book covers was inspired by a Godard movie doing something similar. · "he was inspired by, I think it was a Godard movie that did something similar, of course."
  17. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:07:10 · unknown (0.30)] The Stepfather ⇒ Domestic Disturbance (the host's read) · lineage · Domestic Disturbance is a stepfather-from-hell movie, a premise already done by The Stepfather. · "Which, by the way, we'd already done with the stepfather with Terry Quinn."
  18. [Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 0:05:23 · David Sims (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ Halloween · lineage · Calls Blue Steel a slasher with Ron Silver as Michael Myers and cites Ebert calling it the best Halloween sequel. · "I read back to Roger Ebert's review, and he said, this is actually the best Halloween sequel that's ever been made."
  19. [The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:43:08 · Richard Kelly (0.85)] Richard Kelly ↔ Donnie Darko · theme · Kelly says cinema can undo tragedy, unlike life: movies as time machines. · "We can undo tragedy in cinema, but, sadly, in life, we don't have those tools."
  20. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:15:51 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Louis Malle ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the host's read) · lineage · French New Wave directors listed among its influences. · "some of the influences on this movie include films by Louis Maule. Um, uh, Francois Truffaux, Sholu Qadar, the French New Wave."
  21. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:06:48 · unknown (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Single White Female · theme · The cycle can be read as 80s-90s anxiety (AIDS, a foreign presence coming in) and class/yuppie fear. · "there's like the AIDS crisis and movies like single white female and this idea of like some foreign presence coming in and changing your life"
  22. [Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 0:34:56 · unknown (0.30)] Blue Steel ↔ Dirty Harry · lineage · The after-shooting inquiry echoes the way Dirty Harry handled a cop's use of force. · "Dirty Harry done the same thing."
  23. [The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:43:25 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] Bring It On ↔ Donnie Darko · theme · Both work as time machines to specific moments: carefree Y2K-to-9/11, and fall 2001 fear. · "Bring it on, documents that carefree blip between Y2K and 911."
  24. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:15:59 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Francois Truffaut ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the host's read) · lineage · French New Wave influence. · "Francois Truffaux, Sholu Qadar, the French New Wave."
  25. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:17:46 · Chris Ryan (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Domestic Disturbance · theme · The movie is mashed from TV-movie formulas: an ABC after school special about a first dad and his son. · "It's basically an ABC after school special of like the 1st dad trying to keep his relationship with his son."
  26. [Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 0:39:36 · unknown (0.30)] Blue Steel ↔ Prince of the City · lineage · Describes the cop-in-crisis strain of 70s cop movies, as in Lumet's Prince of the City. · "Right? So you Lumet's Prince in the city."
  27. [The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:26:00 · Adam Fields (0.90)] Donnie Darko ↔ The Breakfast Club · craft · Fields found Donnie Darko's teen dialogue as realistic as Hughes's dialogue on Breakfast Club. · "It reminded me of, again, when John Hughes sent me to play for Breakfast Club, that was, like, really incredible dialogue that I thought really captured the the zeitgeist, the kids that age."
  28. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:16:15 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] The Magnificent Ambersons ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the host's read) · lineage · Named as a huge influence; rewatching Ambersons shows how much of it is in Tenenbaums. · "it's wild how much, uh, ten bombs or how much Amberson's is in ten bombs."
  29. [The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 1:09:56 · unknown (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Cape Fear (Apple TV series) · theme · The movie's turn-your-brain-off logic is compared to Apple's Cape Fear. · "This is the entirety of Apple's Cape Fear right now."
  30. [Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 0:39:39 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ The French Connection · lineage · Another cop movie where the hero is a mess consumed by one case. · "French connection where there's not like an overt life crisis, but he's like a fucking mess of a guy"
  31. [The Big Picture · The 25 Best Movies of the Century: No. 12 - 'The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 0:05:35 · unknown (0.40)] The Catcher in the Rye / Franny and Zooey ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the host's read) · lineage · Salinger's Glass-family stories are the key literary influence. · "Zoe is like the key influence on this film"

Who said it, by their latest sketch (4)

  1. [speaker] Bill Simmons · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ · Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise. · stances: Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told; Friday 2 is a leap over the original
  2. [speaker] Chris Ryan · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ · A franchise and genre scholar who likes Jason, the early sequels, and Manhattan; attention to trivia, tropes and critic reception. Treats slashers as a canon with tiers. · stances: Parts 1, 2, 4 and Manhattan are the good ones; The series finds its legs at 4
  3. [speaker] Brian Raftery · latest sketch, The Big Picture · 5. ‘No Country for Old Men’ and ‘W.’ | Mission Accomplished · Loves slow-burn tension and scenes built on dialogue, naming the Ellis kitchen scene the best of the 2000s. Is drawn to films that capture their national moment. Has little patience for the word classic, and dry humor about presidents and haircuts. · stances: No Country for Old Men is about inevitability and powerlessness; Its 2007 release resonated with Bush-era anxiety; W. was undone by timing, not quality; Stone's late-2000s movies are best read through the decade's politics
  4. [speaker] Danny Kelly · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · 'Talladega Nights' · Fond of fake ads, commercial bloopers, gag-heavy dinner scenes and low-budget grounded comedies. Dislikes CGI gags and glossy blockbusters. Always stirring a hot take, like Talladega being too Hollywood. · stances: Comedies should lean on practical gags, not CGI; NASCAR is better than he thought; Dinner scene is the most rewatchable

The shows' running bits (2)

  1. [bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten)
  2. [bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

The whole prompt

As the model gets it, from app/Ai/Prompts/CorpusAsk.md
You are a clerk at Video Culture, a video store. A customer just finished Zoolander (2001) and wants to know what to watch next.

Below is what people who love movies said on three podcasts (Blank Check, The Rewatchables, The Big Picture) about Zoolander (2001) and the films around it, one line each. Every line starts with where it came from, in brackets: [show · episode · time · speaker (how sure we are it was them)]. A [pairs] line says how often two films were put side by side. A [speaker] line says what that person likes. A [bits] line lists a show's running bits: a format, not an opinion.

[Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:24:23 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ Zoolander · programming · Zoolander's Blue Steel ruined the title of Bigelow's film. · "It is weird now that like this movie's title is totally ruined by Zoolander."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:11:56 · unknown (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Zoolander · theme · Zoolander is now beloved, but the post-9/11 audience was not ready for a comedy. · "Even though the movie's beloved now."
[The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:41:16 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] Donnie Darko ↔ Zoolander · contrast · In fall 2001 audiences wanted breezy comedies like Zoolander and Serendipity, not Darko. · "And besides, moviegoers mostly wanted breezy comedies and romances, like Zoolander and Serendipity."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:11:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Zoolander · industry · After 9/11, Paramount moved Zoolander up and pushed Domestic Disturbance to October, where it was cut by 22 minutes. · "Paramount has to rush Zoolander up."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:11:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Zoolander ↔ Sidewalks of New York · industry · Sidewalks of New York was Paramount's big September movie and could not open after 9/11. · "Because Ed Burns has sidewalks of New York."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:11:05 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] The Royal Tenenbaums ↔ Zoolander · same-year · Both released in 2001 with Owen Wilson. · "released Zoolander, Royal Tenbaums, and behind enemy lines."
[The Rewatchables · 'Talladega Nights' · 0:15:05 · Danny Kelly (0.40)] Will Ferrell ↔ Zoolander · people · Ferrell's Mugatu is arguably the funniest person in Zoolander. · "He is arguably the funniest person in that movie in some of those movies, like the Mugattu in Zoolander."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:11:05 · Chris Ryan (0.60)] Owen Wilson ↔ Zoolander · great-year · Owen Wilson's 2001: Zoolander, Tenenbaums, Behind Enemy Lines. · "Owen Wilson, in 2001, released Zoolander, Royal Tenbaums, and behind enemy lines."
[pairs] Zoolander ↔ Domestic Disturbance · said 2 times in 1 episode
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 1:33:41 · Bill Simmons (0.40)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ The Good Son · programming · The Good Son (another from-hell movie, already done) is the following week's episode. · "Well, we did this out of sequence, but good, uh, the good sun, which we've already done is coming next week"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:26:39 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ The Hunt for Red October · programming · The weekend Blue Steel opened, The Hunt for Red October was number one. · "It's a huge box on October, right? For Red October."
[The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:26:11 · Brian Raftery (0.90)] Donnie Darko ↔ The Twilight Zone (TV) · lineage · The script's surreal twists reminded Fields of The Twilight Zone. · "The Donny Darko script also reminded Fields of one of his favorite TV shows, The Twilight Zone."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Vanilla Sky · 1:45:35 · unknown (0.40)] The Royal Tenenbaums ↔ Vanilla Sky · programming · Tenenbaums opened the same week as Vanilla Sky in 5 theaters and averaged $55,000. · "Tenenbaums comes out that very week on 5 theaters and it grosses $276,000"
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:04:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Fatal Attraction ⇒ Domestic Disturbance (the host's read) · lineage · Domestic Disturbance is the late, bad entry in the 'from hell' thriller cycle that began with Fatal Attraction. · "We had this really good run that starts with fatal fatal attraction into the 80s."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:28:23 · Jordan Hoffman (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ Joe Versus the Volcano · programming · Number two that weekend was Joe Versus the Volcano, a critical bomb for Tom Hanks. · "Oh, Joe versus the volcano?"
[The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:06:04 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] 25th Hour ↔ Donnie Darko · theme · 25th Hour captured post-9/11 New York rage, part of the wave of anxious films. · "Movies like 25th Hour, which captured the rage and uncertainty New Yorkers felt in the wake of 911."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 0:07:20 · Andy Greenwald (0.60)] The Royal Tenenbaums ↔ Pulp Fiction · lineage · Both are 'emptying the cupboard' of their makers' influences and obsessions, introducing a whole cinematic world through soundtrack, look and talk. · "it's like pulp fiction or Grand Royal magazine, where it's just like the emptying of the cupboard of influences and obsessions."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:05:18 · unknown (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Changing Lanes · lineage · Changing Lanes is named as another 2000s 'from hell' picture (road rage from hell) alongside Domestic Disturbance. · "Oh yeah. With Sam Jackson and Ben Affleck, the road rage from hell."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:29:17 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ Lord of the Flies · programming · Number three that weekend was the 1990 Lord of the Flies. · "The 1990 Lord of the Flies."
[The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:06:33 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ↔ Donnie Darko · theme · Even Anchorman, set in the 1970s, evokes the out-of-control early 2000s. · "Even a comedy like Anchorman managed to evoke the out of control feeling of the early 2000s."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 0:31:25 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] The Royal Tenenbaums ↔ Franny and Zooey · lineage · The movie is a Salinger pastiche; Anderson would need a Salinger adaptation as IP cover today. · "he would have to make Franny and Zooey. Like he would have to make an adaptation of a Salinger novel"
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:05:22 · Bill Simmons (0.40)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ One Hour Photo · lineage · One Hour Photo is cited as the 2000s photo-developer-from-hell entry in the same cycle. · "You get one hour photo with Robin Williams."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 1:30:22 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ House Party · programming · Number four that weekend was House Party. · "Oh, house party. house party."
[The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:07:47 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] Donnie Darko ↔ Bring It On · theme · Both feature suburban teen leads but take opposite views of American adolescence. · "Like bring it on, its main characters are suburban teens."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 0:53:10 · Andy Greenwald (0.50)] Jean-Luc Godard ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the maker said so: Matt Zoller Seitz's book on the movie) · lineage · The mosaic of book covers was inspired by a Godard movie doing something similar. · "he was inspired by, I think it was a Godard movie that did something similar, of course."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:07:10 · unknown (0.30)] The Stepfather ⇒ Domestic Disturbance (the host's read) · lineage · Domestic Disturbance is a stepfather-from-hell movie, a premise already done by The Stepfather. · "Which, by the way, we'd already done with the stepfather with Terry Quinn."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 0:05:23 · David Sims (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ Halloween · lineage · Calls Blue Steel a slasher with Ron Silver as Michael Myers and cites Ebert calling it the best Halloween sequel. · "I read back to Roger Ebert's review, and he said, this is actually the best Halloween sequel that's ever been made."
[The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:43:08 · Richard Kelly (0.85)] Richard Kelly ↔ Donnie Darko · theme · Kelly says cinema can undo tragedy, unlike life: movies as time machines. · "We can undo tragedy in cinema, but, sadly, in life, we don't have those tools."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:15:51 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Louis Malle ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the host's read) · lineage · French New Wave directors listed among its influences. · "some of the influences on this movie include films by Louis Maule. Um, uh, Francois Truffaux, Sholu Qadar, the French New Wave."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:06:48 · unknown (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Single White Female · theme · The cycle can be read as 80s-90s anxiety (AIDS, a foreign presence coming in) and class/yuppie fear. · "there's like the AIDS crisis and movies like single white female and this idea of like some foreign presence coming in and changing your life"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 0:34:56 · unknown (0.30)] Blue Steel ↔ Dirty Harry · lineage · The after-shooting inquiry echoes the way Dirty Harry handled a cop's use of force. · "Dirty Harry done the same thing."
[The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:43:25 · Brian Raftery (0.95)] Bring It On ↔ Donnie Darko · theme · Both work as time machines to specific moments: carefree Y2K-to-9/11, and fall 2001 fear. · "Bring it on, documents that carefree blip between Y2K and 911."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:15:59 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Francois Truffaut ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the host's read) · lineage · French New Wave influence. · "Francois Truffaux, Sholu Qadar, the French New Wave."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 0:17:46 · Chris Ryan (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Domestic Disturbance · theme · The movie is mashed from TV-movie formulas: an ABC after school special about a first dad and his son. · "It's basically an ABC after school special of like the 1st dad trying to keep his relationship with his son."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 0:39:36 · unknown (0.30)] Blue Steel ↔ Prince of the City · lineage · Describes the cop-in-crisis strain of 70s cop movies, as in Lumet's Prince of the City. · "Right? So you Lumet's Prince in the city."
[The Big Picture · 1. ‘Bring It On’ and ‘Donnie Darko’ | Mission Accomplished · 0:26:00 · Adam Fields (0.90)] Donnie Darko ↔ The Breakfast Club · craft · Fields found Donnie Darko's teen dialogue as realistic as Hughes's dialogue on Breakfast Club. · "It reminded me of, again, when John Hughes sent me to play for Breakfast Club, that was, like, really incredible dialogue that I thought really captured the the zeitgeist, the kids that age."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 1:16:15 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] The Magnificent Ambersons ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the host's read) · lineage · Named as a huge influence; rewatching Ambersons shows how much of it is in Tenenbaums. · "it's wild how much, uh, ten bombs or how much Amberson's is in ten bombs."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ · 1:09:56 · unknown (0.30)] Domestic Disturbance ↔ Cape Fear (Apple TV series) · theme · The movie's turn-your-brain-off logic is compared to Apple's Cape Fear. · "This is the entirety of Apple's Cape Fear right now."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Blue Steel · 0:39:39 · unknown (0.40)] Blue Steel ↔ The French Connection · lineage · Another cop movie where the hero is a mess consumed by one case. · "French connection where there's not like an overt life crisis, but he's like a fucking mess of a guy"
[The Big Picture · The 25 Best Movies of the Century: No. 12 - 'The Royal Tenenbaums’ · 0:05:35 · unknown (0.40)] The Catcher in the Rye / Franny and Zooey ⇒ The Royal Tenenbaums (the host's read) · lineage · Salinger's Glass-family stories are the key literary influence. · "Zoe is like the key influence on this film"
[speaker] Bill Simmons · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ · Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise. · stances: Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told; Friday 2 is a leap over the original
[speaker] Chris Ryan · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ · A franchise and genre scholar who likes Jason, the early sequels, and Manhattan; attention to trivia, tropes and critic reception. Treats slashers as a canon with tiers. · stances: Parts 1, 2, 4 and Manhattan are the good ones; The series finds its legs at 4
[speaker] Brian Raftery · latest sketch, The Big Picture · 5. ‘No Country for Old Men’ and ‘W.’ | Mission Accomplished · Loves slow-burn tension and scenes built on dialogue, naming the Ellis kitchen scene the best of the 2000s. Is drawn to films that capture their national moment. Has little patience for the word classic, and dry humor about presidents and haircuts. · stances: No Country for Old Men is about inevitability and powerlessness; Its 2007 release resonated with Bush-era anxiety; W. was undone by timing, not quality; Stone's late-2000s movies are best read through the decade's politics
[speaker] Danny Kelly · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · 'Talladega Nights' · Fond of fake ads, commercial bloopers, gag-heavy dinner scenes and low-budget grounded comedies. Dislikes CGI gags and glossy blockbusters. Always stirring a hot take, like Talladega being too Hollywood. · stances: Comedies should lean on practical gags, not CGI; NASCAR is better than he thought; Dinner scene is the most rewatchable
[bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten)
[bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

Recommend three to six films, and only films that appear in these lines. A series, a TV film, or a franchise counts too when a line recommends it or pairs it with Zoolander (2001); name it the way the line names it. Don't recommend Zoolander (2001) itself. For each one, give one short reason in your own words and say whose reason it is: the show, named exactly as the brackets name it, and the speaker when the line names one (an "unknown" speaker is just the show). If the lines are thin, say so plainly rather than stretching them.

Keep a contrast a contrast. When a line sets two films apart, the reason is how they differ; never turn it into a way they're alike. A line with ⇒ puts the source first and what drew on it second, and one marked "the maker said so" is still the host reporting it: say who said it, and never state an influence as fact.

You know only what's on these lines. Add no fact they don't state: not who directed a film, not what kind of film it is, not when it came out, unless a line says so. Say nothing about the store or how anything rents here.

Talk the way a clerk talks to a customer at the counter: plain text, titles written plainly with no asterisks or other markup, no headings, no lists of more than six, no JSON.