What the corpus says about Cabaret (1972)

The 37 lines php artisan corpus:ask hands a model, in the order it gets them, and nothing else. The model writes a clerk's answer from these and only these.

What was said about it (8)

  1. [Blank Check — Patreon · Fear & Desire / Killer's Kiss · 1:37:35 · David Sims (0.40)] I Am a Camera ⇒ Cabaret (the host's read) · lineage · I Am a Camera, from the Berlin stories, led to Cabaret. · "I am a camera, which is, of course, uh, the Julie Harris movie that will eventually... Come, Camera, inspires the guys into cabaret, yes."
  2. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:23:50 · David Sims (0.40)] Star 80 ↔ Cabaret · theme · Fosse's female characters like Sally Bowles and Honey Bruce got rich interior life, which Star 80 lacks. · "I would even argue, honey, Bruce, like, you know, who really is, like, pretty wonderful."
  3. [Blank Check — Patreon · Trolls: The Experience · 1:23:36 · unknown (0.35)] Trolls ↔ Cabaret · theme · Can't Stop the Feeling starts as a pleasure and by the end feels menacing, like Tomorrow Belongs to Me in Cabaret. · "It's like in cabaret when, you know, when the Nazis all start singing, what's it called?"
  4. [Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:14:15 · unknown (0.30)] Cabaret ⇒ Barry Lyndon (the host's read) · people · Kubrick cast Berenson after loving her in Cabaret. · "Yeah, he loved her in cabaret."
  5. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:50:55 · Julie Klausner (0.40)] Cabaret ↔ The Godfather · industry · Fosse beat Coppola for the best director Oscar for Cabaret while The Godfather won picture. · "Francois Coppola in the Godfather, the guy we use as shorthand for directing a movie."
  6. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:35:31 · Julie Klausner (0.60)] Liza with a Z ↔ Cabaret · technique · Fosse's concert film is the best example ever of shooting theater for the screen, with edits shaped to hand flicks. · "I've never seen a better example of shooting theater."
  7. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:53:14 · unknown (0.40)] Ralph Burns ↔ Cabaret · people · Burns scored Star 80 after winning Oscars for the last two Fosse movies. · "who did the score for this and had won the Oscar for the last 2 fall scene movies."
  8. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:22:15 · Julie Klausner (0.60)] Cabaret ↔ Liza Minnelli · restraint example · Fosse shot Sally Bowles walking onstage in a medium shot from the back, trusting his lead. · "I think the restraint and the confidence in his lead actor is so fortifying"

Fun items about it (1)

  1. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:50:17 · Griffin Newman (0.40)] Cabaret · fun · Cabaret beat The Godfather for best director; to Julie it keeps getting more relevant, with the distorted Nazis in the brass at the end. · "Cabaret beat the godfather."

One hop out: what recommends the films most often joined to it (23)

  1. [Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 0:13:57 · unknown (0.30)] Barry Lyndon ↔ Eyes Wide Shut · programming · These two Kubrick films feel warm to the speaker compared with the rest. · "But Barry Lyndon and Eyes Wide Shut are the 2 that feel like they sort of cut through to me on a deeper level, where I feel genuine warmth and affection for them."
  2. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:02:35 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] Star 80 ↔ Taxi Driver · theme · Every scene of Star 80 is likened to the porno scene in Taxi Driver turned up to 75. · "Like every scene of this movie is like the porno scene in Taxi Driver, but amped up to 75."
  3. [The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ · 1:12:49 · Sean Fennessey (0.50)] Frank Sinatra → The Godfather · lineage · Sinatra was mad because Johnny Fontane resembled him and the From Here to Eternity role; Sean denies Fontane is a Sinatra replica. · "Johnny Fontaine is not a replica of Frank Sinatra."
  4. [Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 0:24:16 · unknown (0.30)] William Makepeace Thackeray ⇒ Barry Lyndon (the host's read) · lineage · Kubrick adapted Thackeray's novel Barry Lyndon into the film. · "versus just reading Barry Lindon once and then going, oh, I could just adapt this."
  5. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:02:45 · David Sims (0.50)] Star 80 ↔ Boogie Nights · theme · Star 80 produces the same turn-it-off discomfort as the firecracker scene in Boogie Nights. · "Combined with the firework, the firecracker scene in boogie nights."
  6. [The Rewatchables · 'Talladega Nights' · 1:31:25 · Craig Horlbeck (0.50)] Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ↔ The Godfather · theme · Reese Bobby is like Vito Corleone, a godfather figure who is in little of the movie but too important for the Dion Waiters award. · "it's like in the Godfather, you know, Vito Corleone is not in the movie that much, but he can't be Dion Waiters."
  7. [Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:43:01 · unknown (0.30)] Paper Moon ↔ Barry Lyndon · theme · O'Neal's con-man father in Paper Moon is set against Barry as a father. · "Compare this character to Moses Prey in Paper Moon, a guy who does not want to be a father because the idea of being a father is having to settle down and live a respectable life"
  8. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:07:34 · Julie Klausner (0.50)] Star 80 ↔ Anatomy of a Murder · theme · Concern for the ruined man instead of the woman echoes Anatomy of a Murder's rape-trial rhetoric. · "That reminds me of an anatomy of murder when they're prosecuting the, they're like, let's think about ruining a man's life before we convict this person of rape"
  9. [The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ · 0:20:24 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] A Bronx Tale ↔ The Godfather · theme · Sonny is said to be more like Vito than Sonny Corleone: guns bring heat, so keep them out of the neighborhood. · "I think Sunny is more like Vito Corleone than he is like Sonny Corleone"
  10. [Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 0:34:17 · Karina Longworth (0.40)] Paper Moon ↔ Barry Lyndon · craft · O'Neal's lack of presence lets the actress in each of his films pop out. · "Yeah, but in a weird way, that sets up really good, interesting female performances."
  11. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:33:34 · Julie Klausner (0.50)] Star 80 ↔ A Clockwork Orange · theme · Kael's charge that Clockwork Orange was prurient and pitied only Alex is applied to Star 80 and Snyder. · "I think the only sympathy that you see from the filmmaker is with Paul Snyder."
  12. [The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ · 1:41:50 · Chris Ryan (0.40)] A Bronx Tale ↔ The Godfather · theme · The 'thunderbolt' moment of instant love appears in Michael and Apollonia, in Goodfellas, and in this film's Jane. · "the best ones, Michael Corleone with Apollonia"
  13. [Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:48:31 · unknown (0.30)] The Chieftains ↔ Barry Lyndon · craft · The film has no score, just 18th century music, including The Chieftains. · "The Chieftains? Yes."
  14. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:16:03 · Griffin Newman (0.40)] Star 80 ↔ Kate Plays Christine · theme · Kate Plays Christine is cited as a film about the compulsion to tell tragic victims' stories and play them. · "it is a movie about an actor trying to play a tragic, you know, a person who killed herself on news."
  15. [The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) · 0:21:37 · Sean Fennessey (0.55)] Panic Room ↔ The Godfather · theme · Rooting for a morally complicated figure (Whitaker) recalls No Country and The Godfather. · "is it really that far afield from like no country for old men or the godfather"
  16. [Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:48:55 · David Sims (0.40)] Leonard Rosenman ↔ Barry Lyndon · craft · Rosenman helped pick the classical music and won the Oscar for adapted score. · "So Leonard Roseman won and he was the guy who helped pick the classical music."
  17. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:28:09 · unknown (0.30)] Star 80 ↔ Peeping Tom · theme · Peeping Tom was also savaged on release but was later vindicated, unlike Star 80. · "Except Peeping Tom is like eventually kind of vindicated and this people were like, no, fuck you."
  18. [The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ · 1:00:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Fletch ↔ The Godfather · theme · Alan Stanwick's house is the same house as the horse-head scene in The Godfather. · "The godfather, when Jack Waltz finds the horse head in his bed"
  19. [Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:49:39 · unknown (0.30)] Barry Lyndon ↔ Eyes Wide Shut · craft · Kubrick repeats and uses every music cue powerfully in both films. · "I mean, that's what eyes wide shut as well."
  20. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:32:03 · Griffin Newman (0.40)] Lenny ⇒ Star 80 (the host's read) · craft · Star 80's interview framing/superstructure echoes Lenny's, and Lenny is the origin of the Chevy-Chase-style voice. · "This movie, you have the interview, this sort of superstructure that he loves so much"
  21. [The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ · 1:00:16 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] John Hughes ↔ The Godfather · theme · Hughes's vindictiveness toward slighters is compared to Michael Corleone. · "Hughes was weirdly vindictive for somebody who had such a, like that in like a dangerous Michael Corleone kind of way"
  22. [Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:52:19 · host (Griffin Newman or David Sims, unattributed) (0.40)] Star 80 ↔ Sven Nykvist · craft · Fosse brought in the European master Nykvist to shoot Star 80 rather than his usual cinematographer. · "Like, so it's Fosse working with a great cinematographer, but not someone he knows."
  23. [Blank Check — Patreon · Spartacus · 0:20:21 · unknown (0.40)] The Brotherhood ↔ The Godfather · theme · Everyone cites Douglas's mob movie as the Godfather but bad. · "the brotherhood that everyone cites is like, oh, this is like the godfather but bad."

Who said it, by their latest sketch (3)

  1. [speaker] Julie Klausner · latest sketch, Blank Check · Star 80 · A serious Fosse devotee who loves Cabaret, All That Jazz, Sweet Charity and Liza with a Z, and praises collaborations with women. She finds Star 80 powerful but ugly, a prurient pornographic film made by a man who will not look at the victim, and she is haunted by it. · stances: Star 80 is powerful but not great and not fabulous; It sexualizes violence against Stratton with no female point of view; Judge creative men by how they collaborate with women; Sweet Charity ranks above Star 80; Cabaret's restraint with Liza shows Fosse's best instincts
  2. [speaker] David Sims · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Prepares history: novel, casting, budgets, box office. Reveres the film and thinks it reads as a normal ground-level story. A sucker for Hollywood deal backstory and box office game. · stances: Praises Keitel and Dafoe casting; Respects Scorsese's persistence and Corman discipline; The film is now well regarded though not 'canonical Marty'
  3. [speaker] Griffin Newman · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Calls Last Temptation his college-era favorite Scorsese; loves Scorsese's smaller 80s and the film's closing transcendence and Gabriel score. Cannot stand fundamentalist outrage at it. A sucker for casting trivia and Tom Cruise-silliness. · stances: Hot take: Last Temptation structurally mirrors New York, New York as a better version; Outrage over the film is stupid; it is respectful to Jesus; Scorsese's smaller 80s work beats his later baroque phases

The shows' running bits (2)

  1. [bits] Blank Check: The box office game (Guessing the film's opening weekend and what it was up against); The sung theme ("Blank Check with Griffin and David", sung; the transcriber garbles it)
  2. [bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

The whole prompt

As the model gets it, from app/Ai/Prompts/CorpusAsk.md
You are a clerk at Video Culture, a video store. A customer just finished Cabaret (1972) and wants to know what to watch next.

Below is what people who love movies said on three podcasts (Blank Check, The Rewatchables, The Big Picture) about Cabaret (1972) and the films around it, one line each. Every line starts with where it came from, in brackets: [show · episode · time · speaker (how sure we are it was them)]. A [pairs] line says how often two films were put side by side. A [speaker] line says what that person likes. A [bits] line lists a show's running bits: a format, not an opinion.

[Blank Check — Patreon · Fear & Desire / Killer's Kiss · 1:37:35 · David Sims (0.40)] I Am a Camera ⇒ Cabaret (the host's read) · lineage · I Am a Camera, from the Berlin stories, led to Cabaret. · "I am a camera, which is, of course, uh, the Julie Harris movie that will eventually... Come, Camera, inspires the guys into cabaret, yes."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:23:50 · David Sims (0.40)] Star 80 ↔ Cabaret · theme · Fosse's female characters like Sally Bowles and Honey Bruce got rich interior life, which Star 80 lacks. · "I would even argue, honey, Bruce, like, you know, who really is, like, pretty wonderful."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Trolls: The Experience · 1:23:36 · unknown (0.35)] Trolls ↔ Cabaret · theme · Can't Stop the Feeling starts as a pleasure and by the end feels menacing, like Tomorrow Belongs to Me in Cabaret. · "It's like in cabaret when, you know, when the Nazis all start singing, what's it called?"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:14:15 · unknown (0.30)] Cabaret ⇒ Barry Lyndon (the host's read) · people · Kubrick cast Berenson after loving her in Cabaret. · "Yeah, he loved her in cabaret."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:50:55 · Julie Klausner (0.40)] Cabaret ↔ The Godfather · industry · Fosse beat Coppola for the best director Oscar for Cabaret while The Godfather won picture. · "Francois Coppola in the Godfather, the guy we use as shorthand for directing a movie."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:35:31 · Julie Klausner (0.60)] Liza with a Z ↔ Cabaret · technique · Fosse's concert film is the best example ever of shooting theater for the screen, with edits shaped to hand flicks. · "I've never seen a better example of shooting theater."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:53:14 · unknown (0.40)] Ralph Burns ↔ Cabaret · people · Burns scored Star 80 after winning Oscars for the last two Fosse movies. · "who did the score for this and had won the Oscar for the last 2 fall scene movies."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:22:15 · Julie Klausner (0.60)] Cabaret ↔ Liza Minnelli · restraint example · Fosse shot Sally Bowles walking onstage in a medium shot from the back, trusting his lead. · "I think the restraint and the confidence in his lead actor is so fortifying"
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:50:17 · Griffin Newman (0.40)] Cabaret · fun · Cabaret beat The Godfather for best director; to Julie it keeps getting more relevant, with the distorted Nazis in the brass at the end. · "Cabaret beat the godfather."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 0:13:57 · unknown (0.30)] Barry Lyndon ↔ Eyes Wide Shut · programming · These two Kubrick films feel warm to the speaker compared with the rest. · "But Barry Lyndon and Eyes Wide Shut are the 2 that feel like they sort of cut through to me on a deeper level, where I feel genuine warmth and affection for them."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:02:35 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] Star 80 ↔ Taxi Driver · theme · Every scene of Star 80 is likened to the porno scene in Taxi Driver turned up to 75. · "Like every scene of this movie is like the porno scene in Taxi Driver, but amped up to 75."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ · 1:12:49 · Sean Fennessey (0.50)] Frank Sinatra → The Godfather · lineage · Sinatra was mad because Johnny Fontane resembled him and the From Here to Eternity role; Sean denies Fontane is a Sinatra replica. · "Johnny Fontaine is not a replica of Frank Sinatra."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 0:24:16 · unknown (0.30)] William Makepeace Thackeray ⇒ Barry Lyndon (the host's read) · lineage · Kubrick adapted Thackeray's novel Barry Lyndon into the film. · "versus just reading Barry Lindon once and then going, oh, I could just adapt this."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:02:45 · David Sims (0.50)] Star 80 ↔ Boogie Nights · theme · Star 80 produces the same turn-it-off discomfort as the firecracker scene in Boogie Nights. · "Combined with the firework, the firecracker scene in boogie nights."
[The Rewatchables · 'Talladega Nights' · 1:31:25 · Craig Horlbeck (0.50)] Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby ↔ The Godfather · theme · Reese Bobby is like Vito Corleone, a godfather figure who is in little of the movie but too important for the Dion Waiters award. · "it's like in the Godfather, you know, Vito Corleone is not in the movie that much, but he can't be Dion Waiters."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:43:01 · unknown (0.30)] Paper Moon ↔ Barry Lyndon · theme · O'Neal's con-man father in Paper Moon is set against Barry as a father. · "Compare this character to Moses Prey in Paper Moon, a guy who does not want to be a father because the idea of being a father is having to settle down and live a respectable life"
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:07:34 · Julie Klausner (0.50)] Star 80 ↔ Anatomy of a Murder · theme · Concern for the ruined man instead of the woman echoes Anatomy of a Murder's rape-trial rhetoric. · "That reminds me of an anatomy of murder when they're prosecuting the, they're like, let's think about ruining a man's life before we convict this person of rape"
[The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ · 0:20:24 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] A Bronx Tale ↔ The Godfather · theme · Sonny is said to be more like Vito than Sonny Corleone: guns bring heat, so keep them out of the neighborhood. · "I think Sunny is more like Vito Corleone than he is like Sonny Corleone"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 0:34:17 · Karina Longworth (0.40)] Paper Moon ↔ Barry Lyndon · craft · O'Neal's lack of presence lets the actress in each of his films pop out. · "Yeah, but in a weird way, that sets up really good, interesting female performances."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:33:34 · Julie Klausner (0.50)] Star 80 ↔ A Clockwork Orange · theme · Kael's charge that Clockwork Orange was prurient and pitied only Alex is applied to Star 80 and Snyder. · "I think the only sympathy that you see from the filmmaker is with Paul Snyder."
[The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ · 1:41:50 · Chris Ryan (0.40)] A Bronx Tale ↔ The Godfather · theme · The 'thunderbolt' moment of instant love appears in Michael and Apollonia, in Goodfellas, and in this film's Jane. · "the best ones, Michael Corleone with Apollonia"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:48:31 · unknown (0.30)] The Chieftains ↔ Barry Lyndon · craft · The film has no score, just 18th century music, including The Chieftains. · "The Chieftains? Yes."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:16:03 · Griffin Newman (0.40)] Star 80 ↔ Kate Plays Christine · theme · Kate Plays Christine is cited as a film about the compulsion to tell tragic victims' stories and play them. · "it is a movie about an actor trying to play a tragic, you know, a person who killed herself on news."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) · 0:21:37 · Sean Fennessey (0.55)] Panic Room ↔ The Godfather · theme · Rooting for a morally complicated figure (Whitaker) recalls No Country and The Godfather. · "is it really that far afield from like no country for old men or the godfather"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:48:55 · David Sims (0.40)] Leonard Rosenman ↔ Barry Lyndon · craft · Rosenman helped pick the classical music and won the Oscar for adapted score. · "So Leonard Roseman won and he was the guy who helped pick the classical music."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 1:28:09 · unknown (0.30)] Star 80 ↔ Peeping Tom · theme · Peeping Tom was also savaged on release but was later vindicated, unlike Star 80. · "Except Peeping Tom is like eventually kind of vindicated and this people were like, no, fuck you."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ · 1:00:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Fletch ↔ The Godfather · theme · Alan Stanwick's house is the same house as the horse-head scene in The Godfather. · "The godfather, when Jack Waltz finds the horse head in his bed"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon · 1:49:39 · unknown (0.30)] Barry Lyndon ↔ Eyes Wide Shut · craft · Kubrick repeats and uses every music cue powerfully in both films. · "I mean, that's what eyes wide shut as well."
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:32:03 · Griffin Newman (0.40)] Lenny ⇒ Star 80 (the host's read) · craft · Star 80's interview framing/superstructure echoes Lenny's, and Lenny is the origin of the Chevy-Chase-style voice. · "This movie, you have the interview, this sort of superstructure that he loves so much"
[The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ · 1:00:16 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] John Hughes ↔ The Godfather · theme · Hughes's vindictiveness toward slighters is compared to Michael Corleone. · "Hughes was weirdly vindictive for somebody who had such a, like that in like a dangerous Michael Corleone kind of way"
[Blank Check · Star 80 · 0:52:19 · host (Griffin Newman or David Sims, unattributed) (0.40)] Star 80 ↔ Sven Nykvist · craft · Fosse brought in the European master Nykvist to shoot Star 80 rather than his usual cinematographer. · "Like, so it's Fosse working with a great cinematographer, but not someone he knows."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Spartacus · 0:20:21 · unknown (0.40)] The Brotherhood ↔ The Godfather · theme · Everyone cites Douglas's mob movie as the Godfather but bad. · "the brotherhood that everyone cites is like, oh, this is like the godfather but bad."
[speaker] Julie Klausner · latest sketch, Blank Check · Star 80 · A serious Fosse devotee who loves Cabaret, All That Jazz, Sweet Charity and Liza with a Z, and praises collaborations with women. She finds Star 80 powerful but ugly, a prurient pornographic film made by a man who will not look at the victim, and she is haunted by it. · stances: Star 80 is powerful but not great and not fabulous; It sexualizes violence against Stratton with no female point of view; Judge creative men by how they collaborate with women; Sweet Charity ranks above Star 80; Cabaret's restraint with Liza shows Fosse's best instincts
[speaker] David Sims · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Prepares history: novel, casting, budgets, box office. Reveres the film and thinks it reads as a normal ground-level story. A sucker for Hollywood deal backstory and box office game. · stances: Praises Keitel and Dafoe casting; Respects Scorsese's persistence and Corman discipline; The film is now well regarded though not 'canonical Marty'
[speaker] Griffin Newman · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Calls Last Temptation his college-era favorite Scorsese; loves Scorsese's smaller 80s and the film's closing transcendence and Gabriel score. Cannot stand fundamentalist outrage at it. A sucker for casting trivia and Tom Cruise-silliness. · stances: Hot take: Last Temptation structurally mirrors New York, New York as a better version; Outrage over the film is stupid; it is respectful to Jesus; Scorsese's smaller 80s work beats his later baroque phases
[bits] Blank Check: The box office game (Guessing the film's opening weekend and what it was up against); The sung theme ("Blank Check with Griffin and David", sung; the transcriber garbles it)
[bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

Recommend three to six films, and only films that appear in these lines. A series, a TV film, or a franchise counts too when a line recommends it or pairs it with Cabaret (1972); name it the way the line names it. Don't recommend Cabaret (1972) itself. For each one, give one short reason in your own words and say whose reason it is: the show, named exactly as the brackets name it, and the speaker when the line names one (an "unknown" speaker is just the show). If the lines are thin, say so plainly rather than stretching them.

Keep a contrast a contrast. When a line sets two films apart, the reason is how they differ; never turn it into a way they're alike. A line with ⇒ puts the source first and what drew on it second, and one marked "the maker said so" is still the host reporting it: say who said it, and never state an influence as fact.

You know only what's on these lines. Add no fact they don't state: not who directed a film, not what kind of film it is, not when it came out, unless a line says so. Say nothing about the store or how anything rents here.

Talk the way a clerk talks to a customer at the counter: plain text, titles written plainly with no asterisks or other markup, no headings, no lists of more than six, no JSON.