What the corpus says about The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)

The 33 lines php artisan corpus:ask hands a model, in the order it gets them, and nothing else. The model writes a clerk's answer from these and only these.

What was said about it (4)

  1. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:12:44 · Bill Simmons (0.90)] The Brady Bunch Movie ⇒ The Ice Storm (the host's read) · lineage · Simmons traces a mid-90s wave of 70s nostalgia (Brady Bunch movies, Reality Bites) that led to harder looks like Ice Storm. · "They make the Brady Bunch movie, which is a parody of the Brady Bunch."
  2. [The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:10:09 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ The Brady Bunch Movie · theme · Part of 90s nostalgia-mining comedy (Brady Bunch, Addams Family). · "this nostalgia mining comedy"
  3. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:17:13 · Sean Fennessey (0.60)] The Ice Storm ↔ The Brady Bunch Movie · theme · Fennessey says the Brady Bunch movie made subtext into text, while Ice Storm stays subtext. · "did take that subtext and make it text."
  4. [The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:03:11 · Jason Concepcion (0.50)] Mission: Impossible ↔ The Brady Bunch Movie · TV-to-film precedent · Joked that the Brady Bunch movie a year earlier also proved the TV-adaptation point. · "This is an active erasure of the Brady Bunch movie, which happened one year earlier."

Films put beside it more than once (1)

  1. [pairs] The Brady Bunch Movie ↔ The Ice Storm · said 2 times in 1 episode

One hop out: what recommends the films most often joined to it (24)

  1. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:50:18 · Bill Simmons (0.60)] The Ice Storm ⇒ Swingtown (TV) (the host's read) · programming · Swingtown tried to tap the key party idea but belonged on Cinemax. · "That show has to be on Cinemax."
  2. [The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:04:08 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery · programming · DVD momentum from the first made the sequel open bigger than the first's total. · "DVD could actually get momentum for a sequel"
  3. [The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ · 0:08:38 · Bill Simmons (0.80)] Twister ↔ Mission: Impossible · programming · 1996 is when the studios locked in the early-May-to-July-4 summer blockbuster calendar: Twister, Mission: Impossible, The Rock, Eraser, Independence Day. · "So then you look at 96, May 10th, Twister."
  4. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 1:09:25 · Bill Simmons (0.60)] Brokeback Mountain ↔ The Ice Storm · programming · Simmons eyes Brokeback Mountain as a contender for Fucked Up Family February 2023. · "Brokeback Mountain is definitely one of the contenders."
  5. [The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:43:07 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ Wayne's World 3 · programming · Myers skipped Wayne's World 3 to develop Austin Powers. · "He didn't do a 3rd Wayne's World War film so he could develop this movie"
  6. [The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:06:37 · Sean Fennessey (0.50)] Mission: Impossible ⇒ Mission: Impossible – Fallout (the host's read) · lineage · Every later MI film calls back to the Langley drop as a hallmark. · "I realized that they call back to that specific moment every time"
  7. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 1:26:54 · Sean Fennessey (0.50)] The Ice Storm ↔ The Squid and the Whale · programming · Fennessey says Squid and the Whale was the biggest near-miss for Fucked Up Family February. · "I think was probably the biggest one that could have made it."
  8. [The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:07:08 · unknown (0.40)] Our Man Flint ⇒ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (the host's read) · lineage · Austin Powers draws on 60s spy movies like Our Man Flint and Michael Caine films. · "a couple of other movies like Armand Flint, the James Coburn movie from the 60s"
  9. [The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:18:47 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] The Fast and the Furious ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · The modern MI films combine Bourne-style hand-to-hand combat with Fast and the Furious over-the-top action. · "the 2 biggest influences on Mission Impossible are born in the Fast and the Furious."
  10. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 1:27:53 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] The Ice Storm ↔ Pulp Fiction · programming · Next episodes will cover two famous movies; Ryan and Simmons tease Pulp Fiction. · "I've been watching a lot of pulp fiction lately."
  11. [The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:07:12 · unknown (0.40)] Michael Caine ⇒ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (the host's read) · lineage · Clearly based in part on a bunch of Michael Caine movies. · "There's a bunch of Michael Kane movies that it's clearly based on."
  12. [The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:24:41 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] Rififi ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · The silent Langley vault heist echoes the Rififi heist where an alarm is triggered by sound. · "my favorite heist movies were Fifi, which has a heist uh, portion where they very similar, they drill through the roof and it's all in silence"
  13. [Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm · 1:07:49 · unknown (0.40)] Swingtown (TV) ↔ The Ice Storm · programming · CBS's Swingtown was a third of the way to interesting and watered the key-party era down. · "Wasn't that good, but it was sort of like a 3rd of the way to being interesting."
  14. [The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:09:48 · unknown (0.40)] Dr. No ⇒ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (the host's read) · lineage · Bond is the blueprint for Austin Powers; Dr. Evil is Blofeld. · "Dr. Evil being Blofeld and all that stuff, it's just kind of lost on the audience and it still works."
  15. [The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:29:57 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] Psycho ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · Killing off Kristin Scott Thomas's star-billed character early mirrors Psycho killing Janet Leigh. · "it's completely Hitchcocky and it's killing Janet Lee after 40 minutes."
  16. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:08:18 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Rick Moody's novel ⇒ The Ice Storm (the host's read) · lineage · Based on Rick Moody's 1994 book; the author cried at the end of a cut and said they got it. · "It's based on Rick Moody's 1994 book, who saw a cut of it and cried at the end and was like, my God, they got it."
  17. [The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:25:51 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery ⇒ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (the host's read) · lineage · Mini-Me/Scott Evil fight calls back to the toilet sequence in the first movie. · "Great callback to the toilet sequence in the in the 1st movie"
  18. [The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:46:08 · Chris Ryan (0.30)] Mission: Impossible ↔ Jaws · lineage · A political awards category was suggested, recalling a Jaws episode on Amity's campaign. · "between this and you outlining Quince campaign in Amity for the Jaws rewatchables, we should have some sort of political category here."
  19. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:13:48 · Bill Simmons (0.80)] The Ice Storm ↔ Nixon · lineage · Simmons says the nostalgia turned to re-examination in the mid-90s, citing Oliver Stone's Nixon. · "So mid 90s, it starts to be like, hmm."
  20. [The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:05:22 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ Wayne's World · theme · Both 90s SNL-era comedies would not work now because the era is gone. · "I don't think this movie works now."
  21. [The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:49:53 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Topkapi ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · Langley heist is an homage to the Jules Dassin heist classics Topkapi and Rififi. · "the Langley heist is an homage to the Jewel Statsen classics of uh, top copy and uh, Rafifi."
  22. [The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:14:04 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] The Ice Storm ↔ Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice · lineage · Fennessey pairs the 1969 Mazursky satire of the early sexual revolution with Ice Storm, which comes at the end of that era. · "I think there's a really interesting movie to pair this movie with that's called Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice."
  23. [The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:53:34 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ Avengers: Endgame · theme · Both brush off time-travel logic with a joke. · "that's exactly what Avengers Endgame does too"
  24. [The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:49:53 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Jules Dassin ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · Dassin's heist classics are the model for the Langley break-in. · "the Langley heist is an homage to the Jewel Statsen classics"

Who said it, by their latest sketch (3)

  1. [speaker] Bill Simmons · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ · Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise. · stances: Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told; Friday 2 is a leap over the original
  2. [speaker] Jason Concepcion · latest sketch, The Big Picture · Did Disney’s ‘Mulan’ Experiment Work? A Binge Mode Investigation · Loves a musical, Donnie Yen action, and the 1998 Mulan with its Eddie Murphy humor. Finds the remake kind of boring and wants a grounded, historical version. Sucker for political and economic framing of film controversy. · stances: The remake is fine in a vacuum, a disappointment as a Mulan; Wants a more historical, less magical take; Sees the Mulan controversy as a symptom of the West-China economic experiment; Missing music means missing storytelling
  3. [speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license

The shows' running bits (1)

  1. [bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

The whole prompt

As the model gets it, from app/Ai/Prompts/CorpusAsk.md
You are a clerk at Video Culture, a video store. A customer just finished The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) and wants to know what to watch next.

Below is what people who love movies said on three podcasts (Blank Check, The Rewatchables, The Big Picture) about The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) and the films around it, one line each. Every line starts with where it came from, in brackets: [show · episode · time · speaker (how sure we are it was them)]. A [pairs] line says how often two films were put side by side. A [speaker] line says what that person likes. A [bits] line lists a show's running bits: a format, not an opinion.

[The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:12:44 · Bill Simmons (0.90)] The Brady Bunch Movie ⇒ The Ice Storm (the host's read) · lineage · Simmons traces a mid-90s wave of 70s nostalgia (Brady Bunch movies, Reality Bites) that led to harder looks like Ice Storm. · "They make the Brady Bunch movie, which is a parody of the Brady Bunch."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:10:09 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ The Brady Bunch Movie · theme · Part of 90s nostalgia-mining comedy (Brady Bunch, Addams Family). · "this nostalgia mining comedy"
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:17:13 · Sean Fennessey (0.60)] The Ice Storm ↔ The Brady Bunch Movie · theme · Fennessey says the Brady Bunch movie made subtext into text, while Ice Storm stays subtext. · "did take that subtext and make it text."
[The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:03:11 · Jason Concepcion (0.50)] Mission: Impossible ↔ The Brady Bunch Movie · TV-to-film precedent · Joked that the Brady Bunch movie a year earlier also proved the TV-adaptation point. · "This is an active erasure of the Brady Bunch movie, which happened one year earlier."
[pairs] The Brady Bunch Movie ↔ The Ice Storm · said 2 times in 1 episode
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:50:18 · Bill Simmons (0.60)] The Ice Storm ⇒ Swingtown (TV) (the host's read) · programming · Swingtown tried to tap the key party idea but belonged on Cinemax. · "That show has to be on Cinemax."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:04:08 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery · programming · DVD momentum from the first made the sequel open bigger than the first's total. · "DVD could actually get momentum for a sequel"
[The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ · 0:08:38 · Bill Simmons (0.80)] Twister ↔ Mission: Impossible · programming · 1996 is when the studios locked in the early-May-to-July-4 summer blockbuster calendar: Twister, Mission: Impossible, The Rock, Eraser, Independence Day. · "So then you look at 96, May 10th, Twister."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 1:09:25 · Bill Simmons (0.60)] Brokeback Mountain ↔ The Ice Storm · programming · Simmons eyes Brokeback Mountain as a contender for Fucked Up Family February 2023. · "Brokeback Mountain is definitely one of the contenders."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:43:07 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ Wayne's World 3 · programming · Myers skipped Wayne's World 3 to develop Austin Powers. · "He didn't do a 3rd Wayne's World War film so he could develop this movie"
[The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:06:37 · Sean Fennessey (0.50)] Mission: Impossible ⇒ Mission: Impossible – Fallout (the host's read) · lineage · Every later MI film calls back to the Langley drop as a hallmark. · "I realized that they call back to that specific moment every time"
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 1:26:54 · Sean Fennessey (0.50)] The Ice Storm ↔ The Squid and the Whale · programming · Fennessey says Squid and the Whale was the biggest near-miss for Fucked Up Family February. · "I think was probably the biggest one that could have made it."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:07:08 · unknown (0.40)] Our Man Flint ⇒ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (the host's read) · lineage · Austin Powers draws on 60s spy movies like Our Man Flint and Michael Caine films. · "a couple of other movies like Armand Flint, the James Coburn movie from the 60s"
[The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:18:47 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] The Fast and the Furious ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · The modern MI films combine Bourne-style hand-to-hand combat with Fast and the Furious over-the-top action. · "the 2 biggest influences on Mission Impossible are born in the Fast and the Furious."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 1:27:53 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] The Ice Storm ↔ Pulp Fiction · programming · Next episodes will cover two famous movies; Ryan and Simmons tease Pulp Fiction. · "I've been watching a lot of pulp fiction lately."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:07:12 · unknown (0.40)] Michael Caine ⇒ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (the host's read) · lineage · Clearly based in part on a bunch of Michael Caine movies. · "There's a bunch of Michael Kane movies that it's clearly based on."
[The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:24:41 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] Rififi ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · The silent Langley vault heist echoes the Rififi heist where an alarm is triggered by sound. · "my favorite heist movies were Fifi, which has a heist uh, portion where they very similar, they drill through the roof and it's all in silence"
[Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm · 1:07:49 · unknown (0.40)] Swingtown (TV) ↔ The Ice Storm · programming · CBS's Swingtown was a third of the way to interesting and watered the key-party era down. · "Wasn't that good, but it was sort of like a 3rd of the way to being interesting."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:09:48 · unknown (0.40)] Dr. No ⇒ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (the host's read) · lineage · Bond is the blueprint for Austin Powers; Dr. Evil is Blofeld. · "Dr. Evil being Blofeld and all that stuff, it's just kind of lost on the audience and it still works."
[The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:29:57 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] Psycho ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · Killing off Kristin Scott Thomas's star-billed character early mirrors Psycho killing Janet Leigh. · "it's completely Hitchcocky and it's killing Janet Lee after 40 minutes."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:08:18 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Rick Moody's novel ⇒ The Ice Storm (the host's read) · lineage · Based on Rick Moody's 1994 book; the author cried at the end of a cut and said they got it. · "It's based on Rick Moody's 1994 book, who saw a cut of it and cried at the end and was like, my God, they got it."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:25:51 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery ⇒ Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (the host's read) · lineage · Mini-Me/Scott Evil fight calls back to the toilet sequence in the first movie. · "Great callback to the toilet sequence in the in the 1st movie"
[The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:46:08 · Chris Ryan (0.30)] Mission: Impossible ↔ Jaws · lineage · A political awards category was suggested, recalling a Jaws episode on Amity's campaign. · "between this and you outlining Quince campaign in Amity for the Jaws rewatchables, we should have some sort of political category here."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:13:48 · Bill Simmons (0.80)] The Ice Storm ↔ Nixon · lineage · Simmons says the nostalgia turned to re-examination in the mid-90s, citing Oliver Stone's Nixon. · "So mid 90s, it starts to be like, hmm."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:05:22 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ Wayne's World · theme · Both 90s SNL-era comedies would not work now because the era is gone. · "I don't think this movie works now."
[The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:49:53 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Topkapi ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · Langley heist is an homage to the Jules Dassin heist classics Topkapi and Rififi. · "the Langley heist is an homage to the Jewel Statsen classics of uh, top copy and uh, Rafifi."
[The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ · 0:14:04 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] The Ice Storm ↔ Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice · lineage · Fennessey pairs the 1969 Mazursky satire of the early sexual revolution with Ice Storm, which comes at the end of that era. · "I think there's a really interesting movie to pair this movie with that's called Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ · 0:53:34 · unknown (0.40)] Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me ↔ Avengers: Endgame · theme · Both brush off time-travel logic with a joke. · "that's exactly what Avengers Endgame does too"
[The Rewatchables · 'Mission: Impossible' · 0:49:53 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Jules Dassin ⇒ Mission: Impossible (the host's read) · lineage · Dassin's heist classics are the model for the Langley break-in. · "the Langley heist is an homage to the Jewel Statsen classics"
[speaker] Bill Simmons · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ · Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise. · stances: Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told; Friday 2 is a leap over the original
[speaker] Jason Concepcion · latest sketch, The Big Picture · Did Disney’s ‘Mulan’ Experiment Work? A Binge Mode Investigation · Loves a musical, Donnie Yen action, and the 1998 Mulan with its Eddie Murphy humor. Finds the remake kind of boring and wants a grounded, historical version. Sucker for political and economic framing of film controversy. · stances: The remake is fine in a vacuum, a disappointment as a Mulan; Wants a more historical, less magical take; Sees the Mulan controversy as a symptom of the West-China economic experiment; Missing music means missing storytelling
[speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license
[bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

Recommend three to six films, and only films that appear in these lines. A series, a TV film, or a franchise counts too when a line recommends it or pairs it with The Brady Bunch Movie (1995); name it the way the line names it. Don't recommend The Brady Bunch Movie (1995) itself. For each one, give one short reason in your own words and say whose reason it is: the show, named exactly as the brackets name it, and the speaker when the line names one (an "unknown" speaker is just the show). If the lines are thin, say so plainly rather than stretching them.

Keep a contrast a contrast. When a line sets two films apart, the reason is how they differ; never turn it into a way they're alike. A line with ⇒ puts the source first and what drew on it second, and one marked "the maker said so" is still the host reporting it: say who said it, and never state an influence as fact.

You know only what's on these lines. Add no fact they don't state: not who directed a film, not what kind of film it is, not when it came out, unless a line says so. Say nothing about the store or how anything rents here.

Talk the way a clerk talks to a customer at the counter: plain text, titles written plainly with no asterisks or other markup, no headings, no lists of more than six, no JSON.