What the corpus says about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)
The 17 lines php artisan corpus:ask hands a model, in the order it gets them, and nothing else.
The model writes a clerk's answer from these and only these.
What was said about it (2)
- [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 1:22:17 · David Sims (0.40)] RoboCop ↔ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · verdict · Ranked against another 2014 one-star Patreon pick, the host likes this less than either it or Ouija. · "I think I like this less than either."
- [The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 1:29:15 · Sean Fennessey (0.60)] Home Alone ↔ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · what-if · Had Home Alone not been taken, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would have been the comedy pick. · "if I had not taken home alone, I would have I would have considered teenage being Ninja Turtles"
One hop out: what recommends the films most often joined to it (12)
- [The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 0:37:12 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] Home Alone ↔ Mita Kimes · programming · The Rewatchables did a Home Alone episode with Mita Kimes. · "we did an episode of it on the rewatchables with Mita Kimes"
- [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:11:50 · Griffin Newman (0.40)] Darren Aronofsky ↔ RoboCop · programming · Aronofsky was first choice, stayed three years, then left because MGM could not fund the film, the start of his flirtations with franchises. · "Yes, Darren Aronovsky is the 1st choice."
- [The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 0:39:14 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] Sean Fennessey ↔ Home Alone · programming · Pick 4 (round 2), category comedy: Personally meaningful; took it off the board before others. · "Um, so I'll take Home Alone and comedy."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Edge of Tomorrow · 1:05:18 · Ben Hosley (0.40)] Edge of Tomorrow ↔ RoboCop · programming · The hosts recorded a RoboCop commentary in the slot where Edge was originally scheduled, and the opening news montage reminds them of RoboCop's. · "I mean, we just saw it with like Robocop."
- [The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 0:18:22 · Sean Fennessey (0.55)] Home Alone ↔ Casablanca · theme · For a kid in 1990, Home Alone was as monumental as Casablanca or the Wizard of Oz. · "for me, at this time, Home Alone was Casablanca"
- [Blank Check — Patreon · 2025 March Madness Update 1 · 1:04:32 · unknown (0.40)] RoboCop ↔ Psycho · programming · Robocop has one good covered movie and three bad; Psycho offers more to discuss. · "it is one good movie we have covered and 3 bad, whereas Psycho, it's like, there's a lot of interesting shit there."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Panic Room · 1:40:31 · unknown (0.40)] Panic Room ↔ Home Alone · theme · The back-and-forth between burglars and the family is compared to Home Alone. · "it's like Fincher doing Home Alone, right?"
- [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:38:34 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] Avatar ⇒ RoboCop (the host's read) · lineage · The robot-waking sequence is beat for beat the first act of Avatar, down to testing the new body's powers. · "It is crazy actually how much this sequence is like beat for beat, the Avatar, right?"
- [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:47:48 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] Batman Begins ⇒ RoboCop (the host's read) · lineage · The remake is part of the grounded-and-serious wave that followed Nolan; the speakers say this film marks the end of it. · "The Batman begins effect."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:47:57 · David Sims (0.50)] RoboCop ↔ Terminator Salvation · lineage · Non-Nolan grim-and-grounded reboots like this one end up self-serious but made by a dumb person and noted to death. · "you get Terminator salvation, you get these movies that are just like self-serious but made by a dumb person"
- [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:48:47 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] RoboCop ↔ Casino Royale · lineage · Filmmakers sell the remake as the Casino Royale or Batman Begins of RoboCop while the Easter eggs sneer at the original. · "It's like the Casino Royale."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 1:43:43 · David Sims (0.40)] RoboCop ↔ Total Recall · lineage · The Wiseman remake of Total Recall is cited as an equally boring office-building finale, a remake sibling to this film. · "This is so similar to the Wiseman Total Recall."
Who said it, by their latest sketch (2)
- [speaker] David Sims · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Prepares history: novel, casting, budgets, box office. Reveres the film and thinks it reads as a normal ground-level story. A sucker for Hollywood deal backstory and box office game. · stances: Praises Keitel and Dafoe casting; Respects Scorsese's persistence and Corman discipline; The film is now well regarded though not 'canonical Marty'
- [speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license
The shows' running bits (1)
- [bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten)
The whole prompt
As the model gets it, from app/Ai/Prompts/CorpusAsk.md
You are a clerk at Video Culture, a video store. A customer just finished Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) and wants to know what to watch next. Below is what people who love movies said on three podcasts (Blank Check, The Rewatchables, The Big Picture) about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) and the films around it, one line each. Every line starts with where it came from, in brackets: [show · episode · time · speaker (how sure we are it was them)]. A [pairs] line says how often two films were put side by side. A [speaker] line says what that person likes. A [bits] line lists a show's running bits: a format, not an opinion. [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 1:22:17 · David Sims (0.40)] RoboCop ↔ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · verdict · Ranked against another 2014 one-star Patreon pick, the host likes this less than either it or Ouija. · "I think I like this less than either." [The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 1:29:15 · Sean Fennessey (0.60)] Home Alone ↔ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles · what-if · Had Home Alone not been taken, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would have been the comedy pick. · "if I had not taken home alone, I would have I would have considered teenage being Ninja Turtles" [The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 0:37:12 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] Home Alone ↔ Mita Kimes · programming · The Rewatchables did a Home Alone episode with Mita Kimes. · "we did an episode of it on the rewatchables with Mita Kimes" [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:11:50 · Griffin Newman (0.40)] Darren Aronofsky ↔ RoboCop · programming · Aronofsky was first choice, stayed three years, then left because MGM could not fund the film, the start of his flirtations with franchises. · "Yes, Darren Aronovsky is the 1st choice." [The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 0:39:14 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] Sean Fennessey ↔ Home Alone · programming · Pick 4 (round 2), category comedy: Personally meaningful; took it off the board before others. · "Um, so I'll take Home Alone and comedy." [Blank Check — Patreon · Edge of Tomorrow · 1:05:18 · Ben Hosley (0.40)] Edge of Tomorrow ↔ RoboCop · programming · The hosts recorded a RoboCop commentary in the slot where Edge was originally scheduled, and the opening news montage reminds them of RoboCop's. · "I mean, we just saw it with like Robocop." [The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 0:18:22 · Sean Fennessey (0.55)] Home Alone ↔ Casablanca · theme · For a kid in 1990, Home Alone was as monumental as Casablanca or the Wizard of Oz. · "for me, at this time, Home Alone was Casablanca" [Blank Check — Patreon · 2025 March Madness Update 1 · 1:04:32 · unknown (0.40)] RoboCop ↔ Psycho · programming · Robocop has one good covered movie and three bad; Psycho offers more to discuss. · "it is one good movie we have covered and 3 bad, whereas Psycho, it's like, there's a lot of interesting shit there." [Blank Check — Patreon · Panic Room · 1:40:31 · unknown (0.40)] Panic Room ↔ Home Alone · theme · The back-and-forth between burglars and the family is compared to Home Alone. · "it's like Fincher doing Home Alone, right?" [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:38:34 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] Avatar ⇒ RoboCop (the host's read) · lineage · The robot-waking sequence is beat for beat the first act of Avatar, down to testing the new body's powers. · "It is crazy actually how much this sequence is like beat for beat, the Avatar, right?" [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:47:48 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] Batman Begins ⇒ RoboCop (the host's read) · lineage · The remake is part of the grounded-and-serious wave that followed Nolan; the speakers say this film marks the end of it. · "The Batman begins effect." [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:47:57 · David Sims (0.50)] RoboCop ↔ Terminator Salvation · lineage · Non-Nolan grim-and-grounded reboots like this one end up self-serious but made by a dumb person and noted to death. · "you get Terminator salvation, you get these movies that are just like self-serious but made by a dumb person" [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 0:48:47 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] RoboCop ↔ Casino Royale · lineage · Filmmakers sell the remake as the Casino Royale or Batman Begins of RoboCop while the Easter eggs sneer at the original. · "It's like the Casino Royale." [Blank Check — Patreon · RoboCop (2014) · 1:43:43 · David Sims (0.40)] RoboCop ↔ Total Recall · lineage · The Wiseman remake of Total Recall is cited as an equally boring office-building finale, a remake sibling to this film. · "This is so similar to the Wiseman Total Recall." [speaker] David Sims · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Prepares history: novel, casting, budgets, box office. Reveres the film and thinks it reads as a normal ground-level story. A sucker for Hollywood deal backstory and box office game. · stances: Praises Keitel and Dafoe casting; Respects Scorsese's persistence and Corman discipline; The film is now well regarded though not 'canonical Marty' [speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license [bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten) Recommend three to six films, and only films that appear in these lines. A series, a TV film, or a franchise counts too when a line recommends it or pairs it with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014); name it the way the line names it. Don't recommend Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014) itself. For each one, give one short reason in your own words and say whose reason it is: the show, named exactly as the brackets name it, and the speaker when the line names one (an "unknown" speaker is just the show). If the lines are thin, say so plainly rather than stretching them. Keep a contrast a contrast. When a line sets two films apart, the reason is how they differ; never turn it into a way they're alike. A line with ⇒ puts the source first and what drew on it second, and one marked "the maker said so" is still the host reporting it: say who said it, and never state an influence as fact. You know only what's on these lines. Add no fact they don't state: not who directed a film, not what kind of film it is, not when it came out, unless a line says so. Say nothing about the store or how anything rents here. Talk the way a clerk talks to a customer at the counter: plain text, titles written plainly with no asterisks or other markup, no headings, no lists of more than six, no JSON.