What the corpus says about Jurassic World (2015)
The 44 lines php artisan corpus:ask hands a model, in the order it gets them, and nothing else.
The model writes a clerk's answer from these and only these.
What was said about it (10)
- [Blank Check — Patreon · 2025 March Madness Update 1 · 0:58:02 · unknown (0.40)] The Exorcist ↔ Jurassic World · programming · Exorcist 2 could fold into a locust-themed Patreon series with The Reaping and Days of Heaven. · "The reaping, Days of Heaven, Jurassic World..."
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:39:43 · Mallory Rubin (0.40)] Gladiator II ↔ Jurassic World · craft · CGI animals pull it out of the film into Jurassic World 6. · "I was like, okay, so we're just like in Jurassic World 6."
- [The Big Picture · ‘A Minecraft Movie’ Is the Most Important Movie of the Year So Far. And These Flicks Are the Best … · 0:38:28 · Sean Fennessey (0.60)] Jurassic World ↔ Ne Zha 2 · industry · This franchise is among the wordless spectacle brands that played in China and pushed out mid-budget movies (target is the China-box-office counterexample). · "And what played in China was Marvel, Jurassic World, the Fast and the Furious, Avatar, et cetera, et cetera."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:52:34 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Jurassic World · industry · Ferguson's shoe-removal beat landed a month after Jurassic World and drew a meme comparison. · "this comes out a month after Jurassic World"
- [Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:08:10 · unknown (0.30)] Jurassic Park ⇒ Jurassic World (the host's read) · misreading · Spielberg's line that the T-Rex is the hero of Jurassic Park was taken too literally by Trevorrow in Jurassic World. · "Which Colin Trevor took way too literally in making Jurassic World."
- [Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:25:47 · unknown (0.30)] The Lost World: Jurassic Park ↔ Jurassic World · shared flaw · Both sequels equate dinosaurs with animals and make zoo-and-animal-rights metaphors that the hosts say do not work. · "the movie is not equating dinosaurs to animals, which is the thing that this movie and Jurassic World both do."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Avengers: Infinity War · 0:51:27 · David Sims (0.35)] Chris Pratt ↔ Jurassic World · contrast · Pratt's act fails when he plays the serious, in-charge leader, as in Jurassic World. · "Jurassic World is so bad"
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Guardians of the Galaxy · 0:19:24 · unknown (0.30)] Chris Pratt ↔ Jurassic World · career · Pratt's breakout year with Lego Movie and Guardians, plus Parks and Rec goodwill, made him a movie star everyone rooted for. · "like, he had the 1st and 3rd highest grossing films of the year at that point."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 3 · 1:00:59 · unknown (0.30)] Ty Simpkins ↔ Jurassic World · career · Harley's actor, Ty Simpkins, is also in Jurassic World. · "And he's in Jurassic World."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Guardians of the Galaxy · 1:08:01 · unknown (0.30)] Chris Pratt ↔ Jurassic World · verdict · Pratt works as a boyish goof in a big body (Lego Movie, this film) and is misused when asked to be serious, as in Jurassic World and Passengers. · "Yeah, well, even Jurassic World is the huge mistake."
Fun items about it (1)
- [Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:42:13 · unknown (0.30)] Jurassic World · fun · Closing rant against Jurassic World as aggressively uninteresting, with a violent wish against its director. · "aggressively uninteresting movie made by a hack, and it's also like, like, culturally toxic."
One hop out: what recommends the films most often joined to it (27)
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:37:13 · Chris Ryan (0.40)] Gladiator II ↔ Wicked · programming · Gladiator II's CGI baboons made it feel like being dumped into Wicked. · "I actually felt like we got dumped into Wicked or something, you know?"
- [Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:03:46 · unknown (0.30)] Jurassic Park ⇒ The Lost World: Jurassic Park (the host's read) · lineage · The hosts judge the sequel as normalizing the dinosaurs too fast and dropping the wonder-before-terror structure of the original. · "This movie normalizes the dinosaurs way too much."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:19:18 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Star Wars (the new film) · programming · Rogue Nation was moved from December to July partly out of fear of Star Wars. · "Yeah, but I think it was also Star Wars fear."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:34:48 · unknown (0.30)] The Exorcist ↔ Psycho · programming · The Exorcist beat Psycho in the horror region; the hosts want to do Psycho too. · "He came down to Exorcist and Psycho, which personally, I was very pleased with."
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:06:45 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Gladiator ⇒ Gladiator II (the host's read) · lineage · The sequel is very similar in structure and story to the original. · "it's pretty well known that this movie is very similar in structure and story to the original."
- [Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:37:19 · unknown (0.30)] Jurassic Park ⇒ Anaconda (the host's read) · lineage · Anaconda is called the final lapping of the Jurassic Park creature-feature wave. · "that's like the final lapping of the Jurassic Park ripple, sort of washing up on the beach."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:44:24 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Alfred Hitchcock · lineage · The opera sequence is Hitchcock-like, with wordless tension in a physical space. · "Yes, it's very Hitchcocky."
- [The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 1:20:00 · Chris Ryan (0.85)] The Exorcist ⇒ The Exorcist III (the host's read) · lineage · Blatty directed Exorcist III after the horror show of Exorcist II. · "after the horror show that happened with Exorcist II, directed Exorcist 3"
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:15:52 · Mallory Rubin (0.60)] Gladiator ⇒ Gladiator II (the host's read) · lineage · The sequel's plot, structure, approach and pacing mirror the first, forcing a one-to-one comparison. · "it's just the movie is so similar to the 1st one in terms of plot, structure, approach, focus, pacing."
- [The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ · 0:05:47 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Twister ↔ Jurassic Park · lineage · Twister is aesthetically closer to Jurassic Park than to superhero movies, prizing intelligence over strength and wonder over fixing things. · "I think it's more aesthetically closer to like Jurassic Park."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:44:26 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ The Man Who Knew Too Much · lineage · The Turandot opera showdown recalls Hitchcock's concert-hall assassination set piece. · "It's reminiscent of the man who knew too much."
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 1:25:38 · Chris Ryan (0.70)] The Exorcist ⇒ The Exorcist III (the host's read) · lineage · Blatty returned to the world of The Exorcist thirteen years after the second film, with the original's evil. · "William Peter Blatties, you know, returned to the World of the Exorcist with a lot of the original kind of evil of the 1st one."
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:21:39 · Mallory Rubin (0.50)] Gladiator ⇒ Gladiator II (the host's read) · lineage · Because it mirrors the first film, outcomes for characters become predictable by inversion. · "I almost felt like it became impossible not to know what was going to happen to certain people"
- [The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies · 0:08:07 · Sean Fennessey (0.85)] Jurassic Park ⇒ Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (the host's read) · lineage · The sequels are a spinoff of Spielberg's imagination though he only executive produces them. · "even though he's just an executive producer on those movies, it is this interesting spinoff of his imagination."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 1:01:43 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Iron Man 2 · lineage · The thigh-grab move is traced back to Iron Man 2 by one speaker. · "I mean, I always think of Iron Man 2."
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:52:34 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] Gladiator ⇒ Gladiator II (the host's read) · lineage · Lucius's hand in the grain is a callback to Maximus's hand in the wheat. · "And it's an obvious callback to Maximus walking through the kind of afterlife feeling the wheat."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:46:01 · David Sims (0.50)] Alien Resurrection ⇒ Jurassic Park (the host's read) · lineage · Aliens caged and taunted while hunting you feels like the raptors; raptors may be Alien rip-offs. · "the raptors have a bit of an alien rip off vibe, honestly"
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 1:01:49 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ GoldenEye · lineage · Famke Janssen in GoldenEye is cited as an earlier thigh-based attack. · "what, Funky Jansen in, in, uh, Golden Eye, you have other thigh related, uh, attacks"
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:47:12 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] Gladiator II ↔ Conclave · theme · Both films feel resonant with the election cycle without mapping neatly. · "the same way that conclave, which is like so heavily leaning into like, hey, isn't this just like this election cycle?"
- [Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 0:18:26 · unknown (0.30)] Jeff Goldblum ↔ Jurassic Park · theme · Goldblum asked to play the scientist as a cool, cocky rock star rather than a nerd, and his performance saved the character from dying as in the book. · "Can I be the rock star sign?"
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:20:37 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol · theme · After four disavowed-Hunt films, Rogue Nation opens in the same state but with a specific story. · "And after like 4 movies in a row where he's disavowed,"
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 1:09:25 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Gladiator II ↔ Anora · theme · Anora's idea that there is no dream undercuts Macrinus's rise from nothing to the top. · "one of the key ideas of Anora is like, There is no dream."
- [The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ · 0:55:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40)] Twister ↔ Jurassic Park · theme · Jonas, who is in it for money not science, is the same corporate-greed character type as Jurassic Park. · "Jurassic Park is the same way."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:34:44 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ The Fast and the Furious (franchise) · theme · Rogue Nation weaponizes 'friend' the way Fast and Furious weaponizes 'family'. · "I feel like this movie weaponizes the word friend in the way the Fast and Furious franchise weaponizes the word family."
- [The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:06:38 · Sean Fennessey (0.85)] Gladiator II ↔ Gladiator · craft · Gladiator II brings back the original film's cinematographer, John Mathieson, as part of a returning crew. · "The cinematographer, John Matheson, is back."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Guardians of the Galaxy · 1:22:19 · unknown (0.30)] Jeff Goldblum ↔ Jurassic Park · theme · The Han Solo model of a handsome second lead who never takes full charge also fits Goldblum in Jurassic Park. · "Yeah, I think that Goldblum and Jurassic Park is like an underrated version of that."
- [Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:38:46 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ The Fast and the Furious (franchise) · theme · Male sincerity and intimacy in Fast and Furious is raised alongside Benji and Ethan. · "Male sincerity."
Who said it, by their latest sketch (3)
- [speaker] David Sims · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Prepares history: novel, casting, budgets, box office. Reveres the film and thinks it reads as a normal ground-level story. A sucker for Hollywood deal backstory and box office game. · stances: Praises Keitel and Dafoe casting; Respects Scorsese's persistence and Corman discipline; The film is now well regarded though not 'canonical Marty'
- [speaker] Mallory Rubin · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ · Devoted to the Friday Night Lights show and cares most about its marriage, character work and Texas setting. Loves a high school football film, small-town Texas and Billy Bob; a sucker for Kyle Chandler, Tammy and Eric. Can't stand the film leaving Sharon unused. · stances: The TV show can't be matched, but that does not slight the film; Coach Taylor's speeches beat Coach Gaines's; The film needed a Gaines marriage sex scene; The reboot must stay in Texas; Cruise would make a deranged, mesmerizing Gaines
- [speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license
The shows' running bits (3)
- [bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten)
- [bits] Blank Check: The box office game (Guessing the film's opening weekend and what it was up against); The sung theme ("Blank Check with Griffin and David", sung; the transcriber garbles it)
- [bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)
The whole prompt
As the model gets it, from app/Ai/Prompts/CorpusAsk.md
You are a clerk at Video Culture, a video store. A customer just finished Jurassic World (2015) and wants to know what to watch next.
Below is what people who love movies said on three podcasts (Blank Check, The Rewatchables, The Big Picture) about Jurassic World (2015) and the films around it, one line each. Every line starts with where it came from, in brackets: [show · episode · time · speaker (how sure we are it was them)]. A [pairs] line says how often two films were put side by side. A [speaker] line says what that person likes. A [bits] line lists a show's running bits: a format, not an opinion.
[Blank Check — Patreon · 2025 March Madness Update 1 · 0:58:02 · unknown (0.40)] The Exorcist ↔ Jurassic World · programming · Exorcist 2 could fold into a locust-themed Patreon series with The Reaping and Days of Heaven. · "The reaping, Days of Heaven, Jurassic World..."
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:39:43 · Mallory Rubin (0.40)] Gladiator II ↔ Jurassic World · craft · CGI animals pull it out of the film into Jurassic World 6. · "I was like, okay, so we're just like in Jurassic World 6."
[The Big Picture · ‘A Minecraft Movie’ Is the Most Important Movie of the Year So Far. And These Flicks Are the Best … · 0:38:28 · Sean Fennessey (0.60)] Jurassic World ↔ Ne Zha 2 · industry · This franchise is among the wordless spectacle brands that played in China and pushed out mid-budget movies (target is the China-box-office counterexample). · "And what played in China was Marvel, Jurassic World, the Fast and the Furious, Avatar, et cetera, et cetera."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:52:34 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Jurassic World · industry · Ferguson's shoe-removal beat landed a month after Jurassic World and drew a meme comparison. · "this comes out a month after Jurassic World"
[Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:08:10 · unknown (0.30)] Jurassic Park ⇒ Jurassic World (the host's read) · misreading · Spielberg's line that the T-Rex is the hero of Jurassic Park was taken too literally by Trevorrow in Jurassic World. · "Which Colin Trevor took way too literally in making Jurassic World."
[Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:25:47 · unknown (0.30)] The Lost World: Jurassic Park ↔ Jurassic World · shared flaw · Both sequels equate dinosaurs with animals and make zoo-and-animal-rights metaphors that the hosts say do not work. · "the movie is not equating dinosaurs to animals, which is the thing that this movie and Jurassic World both do."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Avengers: Infinity War · 0:51:27 · David Sims (0.35)] Chris Pratt ↔ Jurassic World · contrast · Pratt's act fails when he plays the serious, in-charge leader, as in Jurassic World. · "Jurassic World is so bad"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Guardians of the Galaxy · 0:19:24 · unknown (0.30)] Chris Pratt ↔ Jurassic World · career · Pratt's breakout year with Lego Movie and Guardians, plus Parks and Rec goodwill, made him a movie star everyone rooted for. · "like, he had the 1st and 3rd highest grossing films of the year at that point."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 3 · 1:00:59 · unknown (0.30)] Ty Simpkins ↔ Jurassic World · career · Harley's actor, Ty Simpkins, is also in Jurassic World. · "And he's in Jurassic World."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Guardians of the Galaxy · 1:08:01 · unknown (0.30)] Chris Pratt ↔ Jurassic World · verdict · Pratt works as a boyish goof in a big body (Lego Movie, this film) and is misused when asked to be serious, as in Jurassic World and Passengers. · "Yeah, well, even Jurassic World is the huge mistake."
[Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:42:13 · unknown (0.30)] Jurassic World · fun · Closing rant against Jurassic World as aggressively uninteresting, with a violent wish against its director. · "aggressively uninteresting movie made by a hack, and it's also like, like, culturally toxic."
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:37:13 · Chris Ryan (0.40)] Gladiator II ↔ Wicked · programming · Gladiator II's CGI baboons made it feel like being dumped into Wicked. · "I actually felt like we got dumped into Wicked or something, you know?"
[Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:03:46 · unknown (0.30)] Jurassic Park ⇒ The Lost World: Jurassic Park (the host's read) · lineage · The hosts judge the sequel as normalizing the dinosaurs too fast and dropping the wonder-before-terror structure of the original. · "This movie normalizes the dinosaurs way too much."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:19:18 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Star Wars (the new film) · programming · Rogue Nation was moved from December to July partly out of fear of Star Wars. · "Yeah, but I think it was also Star Wars fear."
[Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:34:48 · unknown (0.30)] The Exorcist ↔ Psycho · programming · The Exorcist beat Psycho in the horror region; the hosts want to do Psycho too. · "He came down to Exorcist and Psycho, which personally, I was very pleased with."
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:06:45 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Gladiator ⇒ Gladiator II (the host's read) · lineage · The sequel is very similar in structure and story to the original. · "it's pretty well known that this movie is very similar in structure and story to the original."
[Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 1:37:19 · unknown (0.30)] Jurassic Park ⇒ Anaconda (the host's read) · lineage · Anaconda is called the final lapping of the Jurassic Park creature-feature wave. · "that's like the final lapping of the Jurassic Park ripple, sort of washing up on the beach."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:44:24 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Alfred Hitchcock · lineage · The opera sequence is Hitchcock-like, with wordless tension in a physical space. · "Yes, it's very Hitchcocky."
[The Big Picture · The 1990 Movie Draft · 1:20:00 · Chris Ryan (0.85)] The Exorcist ⇒ The Exorcist III (the host's read) · lineage · Blatty directed Exorcist III after the horror show of Exorcist II. · "after the horror show that happened with Exorcist II, directed Exorcist 3"
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:15:52 · Mallory Rubin (0.60)] Gladiator ⇒ Gladiator II (the host's read) · lineage · The sequel's plot, structure, approach and pacing mirror the first, forcing a one-to-one comparison. · "it's just the movie is so similar to the 1st one in terms of plot, structure, approach, focus, pacing."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ · 0:05:47 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Twister ↔ Jurassic Park · lineage · Twister is aesthetically closer to Jurassic Park than to superhero movies, prizing intelligence over strength and wonder over fixing things. · "I think it's more aesthetically closer to like Jurassic Park."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:44:26 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ The Man Who Knew Too Much · lineage · The Turandot opera showdown recalls Hitchcock's concert-hall assassination set piece. · "It's reminiscent of the man who knew too much."
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 1:25:38 · Chris Ryan (0.70)] The Exorcist ⇒ The Exorcist III (the host's read) · lineage · Blatty returned to the world of The Exorcist thirteen years after the second film, with the original's evil. · "William Peter Blatties, you know, returned to the World of the Exorcist with a lot of the original kind of evil of the 1st one."
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:21:39 · Mallory Rubin (0.50)] Gladiator ⇒ Gladiator II (the host's read) · lineage · Because it mirrors the first film, outcomes for characters become predictable by inversion. · "I almost felt like it became impossible not to know what was going to happen to certain people"
[The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies · 0:08:07 · Sean Fennessey (0.85)] Jurassic Park ⇒ Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (the host's read) · lineage · The sequels are a spinoff of Spielberg's imagination though he only executive produces them. · "even though he's just an executive producer on those movies, it is this interesting spinoff of his imagination."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 1:01:43 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Iron Man 2 · lineage · The thigh-grab move is traced back to Iron Man 2 by one speaker. · "I mean, I always think of Iron Man 2."
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:52:34 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] Gladiator ⇒ Gladiator II (the host's read) · lineage · Lucius's hand in the grain is a callback to Maximus's hand in the wheat. · "And it's an obvious callback to Maximus walking through the kind of afterlife feeling the wheat."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:46:01 · David Sims (0.50)] Alien Resurrection ⇒ Jurassic Park (the host's read) · lineage · Aliens caged and taunted while hunting you feels like the raptors; raptors may be Alien rip-offs. · "the raptors have a bit of an alien rip off vibe, honestly"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 1:01:49 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ GoldenEye · lineage · Famke Janssen in GoldenEye is cited as an earlier thigh-based attack. · "what, Funky Jansen in, in, uh, Golden Eye, you have other thigh related, uh, attacks"
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:47:12 · Sean Fennessey (0.40)] Gladiator II ↔ Conclave · theme · Both films feel resonant with the election cycle without mapping neatly. · "the same way that conclave, which is like so heavily leaning into like, hey, isn't this just like this election cycle?"
[Blank Check · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · 0:18:26 · unknown (0.30)] Jeff Goldblum ↔ Jurassic Park · theme · Goldblum asked to play the scientist as a cool, cocky rock star rather than a nerd, and his performance saved the character from dying as in the book. · "Can I be the rock star sign?"
[Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:20:37 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol · theme · After four disavowed-Hunt films, Rogue Nation opens in the same state but with a specific story. · "And after like 4 movies in a row where he's disavowed,"
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 1:09:25 · Chris Ryan (0.50)] Gladiator II ↔ Anora · theme · Anora's idea that there is no dream undercuts Macrinus's rise from nothing to the top. · "one of the key ideas of Anora is like, There is no dream."
[The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ · 0:55:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40)] Twister ↔ Jurassic Park · theme · Jonas, who is in it for money not science, is the same corporate-greed character type as Jurassic Park. · "Jurassic Park is the same way."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:34:44 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ The Fast and the Furious (franchise) · theme · Rogue Nation weaponizes 'friend' the way Fast and Furious weaponizes 'family'. · "I feel like this movie weaponizes the word friend in the way the Fast and Furious franchise weaponizes the word family."
[The Big Picture · ‘Gladiator II’ Is Here. Are We Not Entertained? · 0:06:38 · Sean Fennessey (0.85)] Gladiator II ↔ Gladiator · craft · Gladiator II brings back the original film's cinematographer, John Mathieson, as part of a returning crew. · "The cinematographer, John Matheson, is back."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Guardians of the Galaxy · 1:22:19 · unknown (0.30)] Jeff Goldblum ↔ Jurassic Park · theme · The Han Solo model of a handsome second lead who never takes full charge also fits Goldblum in Jurassic Park. · "Yeah, I think that Goldblum and Jurassic Park is like an underrated version of that."
[Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 0:38:46 · unknown (0.30)] Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation ↔ The Fast and the Furious (franchise) · theme · Male sincerity and intimacy in Fast and Furious is raised alongside Benji and Ethan. · "Male sincerity."
[speaker] David Sims · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Prepares history: novel, casting, budgets, box office. Reveres the film and thinks it reads as a normal ground-level story. A sucker for Hollywood deal backstory and box office game. · stances: Praises Keitel and Dafoe casting; Respects Scorsese's persistence and Corman discipline; The film is now well regarded though not 'canonical Marty'
[speaker] Mallory Rubin · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ · Devoted to the Friday Night Lights show and cares most about its marriage, character work and Texas setting. Loves a high school football film, small-town Texas and Billy Bob; a sucker for Kyle Chandler, Tammy and Eric. Can't stand the film leaving Sharon unused. · stances: The TV show can't be matched, but that does not slight the film; Coach Taylor's speeches beat Coach Gaines's; The film needed a Gaines marriage sex scene; The reboot must stay in Texas; Cruise would make a deranged, mesmerizing Gaines
[speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license
[bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten)
[bits] Blank Check: The box office game (Guessing the film's opening weekend and what it was up against); The sung theme ("Blank Check with Griffin and David", sung; the transcriber garbles it)
[bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)
Recommend three to six films, and only films that appear in these lines. A series, a TV film, or a franchise counts too when a line recommends it or pairs it with Jurassic World (2015); name it the way the line names it. Don't recommend Jurassic World (2015) itself. For each one, give one short reason in your own words and say whose reason it is: the show, named exactly as the brackets name it, and the speaker when the line names one (an "unknown" speaker is just the show). If the lines are thin, say so plainly rather than stretching them.
Keep a contrast a contrast. When a line sets two films apart, the reason is how they differ; never turn it into a way they're alike. A line with ⇒ puts the source first and what drew on it second, and one marked "the maker said so" is still the host reporting it: say who said it, and never state an influence as fact.
You know only what's on these lines. Add no fact they don't state: not who directed a film, not what kind of film it is, not when it came out, unless a line says so. Say nothing about the store or how anything rents here.
Talk the way a clerk talks to a customer at the counter: plain text, titles written plainly with no asterisks or other markup, no headings, no lists of more than six, no JSON.