What the corpus says about Catwoman

The 10 lines php artisan corpus:ask hands a model, in the order it gets them, and nothing else. The model writes a clerk's answer from these and only these.

What was said about it (3)

  1. [The Big Picture · 300th Episode Ask-Us-Anything Mailbag Spectacular · 1:07:21 · Sean Fennessey (0.75)] Catwoman ↔ Cats · contrast · Catwoman and Cats are the 'authentically bad' kind of bad movie. · "That movie's just bad."
  2. [The Big Picture · 300th Episode Ask-Us-Anything Mailbag Spectacular · 1:07:35 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Room ↔ Catwoman · contrast · The Room is the cult-bad kind, unlike the earnestly mainstream-bad Catwoman. · "movies like the Room, which are, you know, made for lower budgets by people who are slightly incompetent"
  3. [The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Catwoman ↔ Catwoman · verdict · Catwoman is one of the worst movies ever made, with a crazy basketball scene. · "We get a lot of requests for Catwoman because it's really truly one of the worst movies ever made."

One hop out: what recommends the films most often joined to it (3)

  1. [The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:20:17 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] Cats ↔ Les Mis · programming · Both are Tom Hooper musicals everyone pretends are in the Oscar conversation until release. · "it was the same feeling that we had with Les Mis, the last big Tom Hooper musical."
  2. [The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:25:11 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Cats ↔ The Wife · programming · Their producer says Cats will be the new The Wife: a long-running running bit on the Oscar show. · "cats is the new, the wife, right?"
  3. [The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:18:56 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Andrew Lloyd Webber ⇒ Cats (the host's read) · lineage · Cats is Universal's adaptation of Webber's stage musical. · "Universal's adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical"

Who said it, by their latest sketch (2)

  1. [speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license
  2. [speaker] Bill Simmons · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ · Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise. · stances: Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told; Friday 2 is a leap over the original

The shows' running bits (2)

  1. [bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten)
  2. [bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

The whole prompt

As the model gets it, from app/Ai/Prompts/CorpusAsk.md
You are a clerk at Video Culture, a video store. A customer just finished Catwoman and wants to know what to watch next.

Below is what people who love movies said on three podcasts (Blank Check, The Rewatchables, The Big Picture) about Catwoman and the films around it, one line each. Every line starts with where it came from, in brackets: [show · episode · time · speaker (how sure we are it was them)]. A [pairs] line says how often two films were put side by side. A [speaker] line says what that person likes. A [bits] line lists a show's running bits: a format, not an opinion.

[The Big Picture · 300th Episode Ask-Us-Anything Mailbag Spectacular · 1:07:21 · Sean Fennessey (0.75)] Catwoman ↔ Cats · contrast · Catwoman and Cats are the 'authentically bad' kind of bad movie. · "That movie's just bad."
[The Big Picture · 300th Episode Ask-Us-Anything Mailbag Spectacular · 1:07:35 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Room ↔ Catwoman · contrast · The Room is the cult-bad kind, unlike the earnestly mainstream-bad Catwoman. · "movies like the Room, which are, you know, made for lower budgets by people who are slightly incompetent"
[The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50)] Catwoman ↔ Catwoman · verdict · Catwoman is one of the worst movies ever made, with a crazy basketball scene. · "We get a lot of requests for Catwoman because it's really truly one of the worst movies ever made."
[The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:20:17 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] Cats ↔ Les Mis · programming · Both are Tom Hooper musicals everyone pretends are in the Oscar conversation until release. · "it was the same feeling that we had with Les Mis, the last big Tom Hooper musical."
[The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:25:11 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Cats ↔ The Wife · programming · Their producer says Cats will be the new The Wife: a long-running running bit on the Oscar show. · "cats is the new, the wife, right?"
[The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:18:56 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Andrew Lloyd Webber ⇒ Cats (the host's read) · lineage · Cats is Universal's adaptation of Webber's stage musical. · "Universal's adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical"
[speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license
[speaker] Bill Simmons · latest sketch, The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ · Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise. · stances: Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told; Friday 2 is a leap over the original
[bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten)
[bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

Recommend three to six films, and only films that appear in these lines. A series, a TV film, or a franchise counts too when a line recommends it or pairs it with Catwoman; name it the way the line names it. Don't recommend Catwoman itself. For each one, give one short reason in your own words and say whose reason it is: the show, named exactly as the brackets name it, and the speaker when the line names one (an "unknown" speaker is just the show). If the lines are thin, say so plainly rather than stretching them.

Keep a contrast a contrast. When a line sets two films apart, the reason is how they differ; never turn it into a way they're alike. A line with ⇒ puts the source first and what drew on it second, and one marked "the maker said so" is still the host reporting it: say who said it, and never state an influence as fact.

You know only what's on these lines. Add no fact they don't state: not who directed a film, not what kind of film it is, not when it came out, unless a line says so. Say nothing about the store or how anything rents here.

Talk the way a clerk talks to a customer at the counter: plain text, titles written plainly with no asterisks or other markup, no headings, no lists of more than six, no JSON.