What the corpus says about Cats (2019)

The 20 lines php artisan corpus:ask hands a model, in the order it gets them, and nothing else. The model writes a clerk's answer from these and only these.

What was said about it (11)

  1. [The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:20:17 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] Cats ↔ Les Mis · programming · Both are Tom Hooper musicals everyone pretends are in the Oscar conversation until release. · "it was the same feeling that we had with Les Mis, the last big Tom Hooper musical."
  2. [The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:25:11 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Cats ↔ The Wife · programming · Their producer says Cats will be the new The Wife: a long-running running bit on the Oscar show. · "cats is the new, the wife, right?"
  3. [The Big Picture · 300th Episode Ask-Us-Anything Mailbag Spectacular · 1:07:21 · Sean Fennessey (0.75)] Catwoman ↔ Cats · contrast · Catwoman and Cats are the 'authentically bad' kind of bad movie. · "That movie's just bad."
  4. [Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 1:20:26 · Joe Reid (0.35)] The Two Popes ↔ Cats · contrast · The film's cut Cat of the Railway Train material makes a parallel joke to Cats. · "I mean, Anthony Hopkins is trying really hard in the 2 posts, but I heard they cut out all of his cat of the railway train material."
  5. [The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:20:24 · Amanda Dobbins (0.85)] Les Mis ↔ Cats · verdict · Amanda rates Les Mis a much better musical than Cats. · "Les Mis is a much better musical than cats."
  6. [Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 1:31:43 · David Sims (0.40)] Cats ↔ Cats · verdict · Ben cried at Memory; the table calls Cats 'simultaneously the best and worst film of the year', an A slash F. · "And can we all acknowledge that cats is simultaneously the best and worst film of the year?"
  7. [The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:57 · unknown (0.40)] The Bride! ↔ Cats · industry · The Bride! now is a stinker, like Cats, though some people call it brave. · "We kind of lost the art of making real stinkers"
  8. [Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 0:57:41 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] Pain and Glory ↔ Cats · anecdote · Griffin first saw the Cats trailer on his phone in the hallway outside the Pain and Glory screening, so the two are wrapped together in his head. · "And so like that and pain and glory have been like wrapped up in my head."
  9. [The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:18:56 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Andrew Lloyd Webber ⇒ Cats (the host's read) · lineage · Cats is Universal's adaptation of Webber's stage musical. · "Universal's adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical"
  10. [Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 0:14:30 · Griffin Newman (0.60)] Judi Dench ↔ Cats · verdict · Fifth supporting-actress nominee: Dench's pure presence and commitment to something ridiculous is the hardest, most impressive performance of the year. · "that is the hardest and most impressive performance of the year."
  11. [Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 1:20:01 · David Sims (0.40)] Ian McKellen ↔ Cats · verdict · McKellen putters in almost anything these days, including cats; he was original winner for Mr. Holmes. · "I mean, McKellen in almost anything these days."

Films put beside it more than once (1)

  1. [pairs] Cats ↔ Les Mis · said 2 times in 1 episode

Fun items about it (1)

  1. [The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:20:59 · Amanda Dobbins (0.60)] Cats · fun · Hosts predict The Ringer will cover Cats aggressively; Taylor Swift in a unitard. · "Taylor Swift in a Unitard, like with a weird name."

Who said it, by their latest sketch (5)

  1. [speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license
  2. [speaker] Amanda Dobbins · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Mamma Mia!’ Meets ‘The Strangers'! It’s a Movie Swap! · Loves The Strangers' withholding craft and a good tense horror film without gore, but likes fun, communal movies like Mamma Mia. She dislikes supernatural or gory horror, which irritates her more than it scares her. She is a sucker for stars and for Googling a movie mid-recording. · stances: The Strangers is scary because of what it doesn't show or explain; Ending explanation weakens it; no answer would be better; Prefers 'withholding' filmmaking; Defends Mamma Mia as joyful and intentional
  3. [speaker] David Sims · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Prepares history: novel, casting, budgets, box office. Reveres the film and thinks it reads as a normal ground-level story. A sucker for Hollywood deal backstory and box office game. · stances: Praises Keitel and Dafoe casting; Respects Scorsese's persistence and Corman discipline; The film is now well regarded though not 'canonical Marty'
  4. [speaker] Griffin Newman · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Calls Last Temptation his college-era favorite Scorsese; loves Scorsese's smaller 80s and the film's closing transcendence and Gabriel score. Cannot stand fundamentalist outrage at it. A sucker for casting trivia and Tom Cruise-silliness. · stances: Hot take: Last Temptation structurally mirrors New York, New York as a better version; Outrage over the film is stupid; it is respectful to Jesus; Scorsese's smaller 80s work beats his later baroque phases
  5. [speaker] Joe Reid · latest sketch, Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · Loves performance-driven work (Elisabeth Moss in Her Smell, Paul Walter Hauser in Richard Jewell) and likes Toy Story 4 less than Frozen 2. Defends Frozen 2's queer subtext and Wild Rose. · stances: Frozen 2 deserved nominations for its Elsa storytelling; Hauser's lack of judgment as the best acting; Gendered acting categories exist because winners matter

The shows' running bits (2)

  1. [bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten)
  2. [bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

The whole prompt

As the model gets it, from app/Ai/Prompts/CorpusAsk.md
You are a clerk at Video Culture, a video store. A customer just finished Cats (2019) and wants to know what to watch next.

Below is what people who love movies said on three podcasts (Blank Check, The Rewatchables, The Big Picture) about Cats (2019) and the films around it, one line each. Every line starts with where it came from, in brackets: [show · episode · time · speaker (how sure we are it was them)]. A [pairs] line says how often two films were put side by side. A [speaker] line says what that person likes. A [bits] line lists a show's running bits: a format, not an opinion.

[The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:20:17 · Sean Fennessey (0.70)] Cats ↔ Les Mis · programming · Both are Tom Hooper musicals everyone pretends are in the Oscar conversation until release. · "it was the same feeling that we had with Les Mis, the last big Tom Hooper musical."
[The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:25:11 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Cats ↔ The Wife · programming · Their producer says Cats will be the new The Wife: a long-running running bit on the Oscar show. · "cats is the new, the wife, right?"
[The Big Picture · 300th Episode Ask-Us-Anything Mailbag Spectacular · 1:07:21 · Sean Fennessey (0.75)] Catwoman ↔ Cats · contrast · Catwoman and Cats are the 'authentically bad' kind of bad movie. · "That movie's just bad."
[Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 1:20:26 · Joe Reid (0.35)] The Two Popes ↔ Cats · contrast · The film's cut Cat of the Railway Train material makes a parallel joke to Cats. · "I mean, Anthony Hopkins is trying really hard in the 2 posts, but I heard they cut out all of his cat of the railway train material."
[The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:20:24 · Amanda Dobbins (0.85)] Les Mis ↔ Cats · verdict · Amanda rates Les Mis a much better musical than Cats. · "Les Mis is a much better musical than cats."
[Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 1:31:43 · David Sims (0.40)] Cats ↔ Cats · verdict · Ben cried at Memory; the table calls Cats 'simultaneously the best and worst film of the year', an A slash F. · "And can we all acknowledge that cats is simultaneously the best and worst film of the year?"
[The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:57 · unknown (0.40)] The Bride! ↔ Cats · industry · The Bride! now is a stinker, like Cats, though some people call it brave. · "We kind of lost the art of making real stinkers"
[Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 0:57:41 · Griffin Newman (0.50)] Pain and Glory ↔ Cats · anecdote · Griffin first saw the Cats trailer on his phone in the hallway outside the Pain and Glory screening, so the two are wrapped together in his head. · "And so like that and pain and glory have been like wrapped up in my head."
[The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:18:56 · Sean Fennessey (0.80)] Andrew Lloyd Webber ⇒ Cats (the host's read) · lineage · Cats is Universal's adaptation of Webber's stage musical. · "Universal's adaptation of Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical"
[Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 0:14:30 · Griffin Newman (0.60)] Judi Dench ↔ Cats · verdict · Fifth supporting-actress nominee: Dench's pure presence and commitment to something ridiculous is the hardest, most impressive performance of the year. · "that is the hardest and most impressive performance of the year."
[Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · 1:20:01 · David Sims (0.40)] Ian McKellen ↔ Cats · verdict · McKellen putters in almost anything these days, including cats; he was original winner for Mr. Holmes. · "I mean, McKellen in almost anything these days."
[pairs] Cats ↔ Les Mis · said 2 times in 1 episode
[The Big Picture · The Oscars Schedule Changes, and Andrew Garfield On ‘Under the Silver Lake’ | Interview · 0:20:59 · Amanda Dobbins (0.60)] Cats · fun · Hosts predict The Ringer will cover Cats aggressively; Taylor Swift in a unitard. · "Taylor Swift in a Unitard, like with a weird name."
[speaker] Sean Fennessey · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Resident Evil’ Absolutely Rips! · Loves gory, funny, fast genre movies with craft and confidence, especially 87-minute films that never overstay. Can't stand ponderous elevated horror that fills out its runtime with introspection and sad family history. A sucker for the Carpenter-era lineage, Die Hard homages, and directors who break studio dogma. · stances: Resident Evil is one of the best films of the year; Horror movies have become a drag; fun genre experiences are needed; Short running times are a virtue; Video-game films work best when great filmmakers get creative license
[speaker] Amanda Dobbins · latest sketch, The Big Picture · ‘Mamma Mia!’ Meets ‘The Strangers'! It’s a Movie Swap! · Loves The Strangers' withholding craft and a good tense horror film without gore, but likes fun, communal movies like Mamma Mia. She dislikes supernatural or gory horror, which irritates her more than it scares her. She is a sucker for stars and for Googling a movie mid-recording. · stances: The Strangers is scary because of what it doesn't show or explain; Ending explanation weakens it; no answer would be better; Prefers 'withholding' filmmaking; Defends Mamma Mia as joyful and intentional
[speaker] David Sims · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Prepares history: novel, casting, budgets, box office. Reveres the film and thinks it reads as a normal ground-level story. A sucker for Hollywood deal backstory and box office game. · stances: Praises Keitel and Dafoe casting; Respects Scorsese's persistence and Corman discipline; The film is now well regarded though not 'canonical Marty'
[speaker] Griffin Newman · latest sketch, Blank Check · The Last Temptation of Christ · Calls Last Temptation his college-era favorite Scorsese; loves Scorsese's smaller 80s and the film's closing transcendence and Gabriel score. Cannot stand fundamentalist outrage at it. A sucker for casting trivia and Tom Cruise-silliness. · stances: Hot take: Last Temptation structurally mirrors New York, New York as a better version; Outrage over the film is stupid; it is respectful to Jesus; Scorsese's smaller 80s work beats his later baroque phases
[speaker] Joe Reid · latest sketch, Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards · Loves performance-driven work (Elisabeth Moss in Her Smell, Paul Walter Hauser in Richard Jewell) and likes Toy Story 4 less than Frozen 2. Defends Frozen 2's queer subtext and Wild Rose. · stances: Frozen 2 deserved nominations for its Elsa storytelling; Hauser's lack of judgment as the best acting; Gendered acting categories exist because winners matter
[bits] The Big Picture: Drafts (Hosts and guests draft films in rounds; every pick is a recommendation with an argument); Hall of Fame (A star's or director's best, ranked and argued); Countdowns (Ranked lists, top five or top ten)
[bits] The Rewatchables: Apex Mountain (The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits); Who Won the Movie (The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off); The Ebert review (Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show); Casting what-ifs (Who was almost cast, or who should have been); Most rewatchable scene (The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels); Aged best / aged worst (What holds up and what does not); Picking Nits (The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits); Double feature (The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick)

Recommend three to six films, and only films that appear in these lines. A series, a TV film, or a franchise counts too when a line recommends it or pairs it with Cats (2019); name it the way the line names it. Don't recommend Cats (2019) itself. For each one, give one short reason in your own words and say whose reason it is: the show, named exactly as the brackets name it, and the speaker when the line names one (an "unknown" speaker is just the show). If the lines are thin, say so plainly rather than stretching them.

Keep a contrast a contrast. When a line sets two films apart, the reason is how they differ; never turn it into a way they're alike. A line with ⇒ puts the source first and what drew on it second, and one marked "the maker said so" is still the host reporting it: say who said it, and never state an influence as fact.

You know only what's on these lines. Add no fact they don't state: not who directed a film, not what kind of film it is, not when it came out, unless a line says so. Say nothing about the store or how anything rents here.

Talk the way a clerk talks to a customer at the counter: plain text, titles written plainly with no asterisks or other markup, no headings, no lists of more than six, no JSON.