The Rewatchables: ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan

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The extraction calls the show “The Rewatchables (The Ringer)” and the episode “'Reality Bites' 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan”.

Hosts: Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan. Guests: Chuck Klosterman.

Subject films: Reality Bites (1994).

On the transcript: No speaker labels and heavy ASR errors; ads at 0:00-0:01 and 0:34-0:36 and 0:54-0:55; Ethan Hawke appears only in an archival clip from Simmons' podcast at 1:31-end (1:32:22 onward). Producer Craig is present but minor.

Awards and segments (56)

Most rewatchable scene

pick The gas station scene near the top, where they dance to My Sharona.
“I think the gas station scene near the top was, uh, was one of the memorable ones initially when they tell the guy behind the counter and put on my Sharon and they're out dancing.”
Bill Simmons · 0:36:39
pick Laney and Troy walking after she gets fired, when he tries to kiss her and you finally feel their connection.
“I liked that after Laney got fired when, uh, she goes out with Troy and for the 1st time and they're walking, he ends up trying to kiss her”
unknown · 0:37:09
pick The Melrose Place AIDS scene, where Laney gets an HIV test and it plays like a TV-movie parody.
“Melrose Place, Melrose Place Aids.”
Chuck Klosterman · 0:40:19
pick The Ben Stiller and Ethan Hawke showdown, then the big fight and Troy singing the Violent Femmes song.
“The Ben Stellar, Ethan Hawke showdown.”
Bill Simmons · 0:40:48
pick The U2 'All I Want Is You' montage of Laney thinking she sees Troy and asking Steve Zahn in the diner.
“I'm going to go with the U2 scene that I talked about.”
Chris Ryan · 0:44:46
pick The Gap exchange where Laney loses her job and Vickie offers her work.
“I think that the exchange in reality bites, when she loses her job and J.R. Revels, you can work for me at the gap.”
unknown · 0:42:01
pick The fight when Troy brings the other girl to the house.
“Well, I would say the fight when he brings in the other girl.”
unknown · 0:44:49

What Aged Best · The part of the movie that has held up best.

nominee Janeane Garofalo as Vickie: Says she aged really well and wishes her career had gone differently.
“Uh, Garofalo, I think, is aged really well”
Bill Simmons · 0:46:32
nominee Ethan Hawke's music
“Ethan Hawke, Ethan Hawke's music age really well.”
Bill Simmons · 0:47:00
nominee Rolling Rock
“Uh, Rolling Rock was fantastic.”
Bill Simmons · 0:47:11
pick The 1994 soundtrack: His own answer, saying it feels like a 1994 soundtrack.
“And then the last one is just the soundtrack, I think, is really good.”
Bill Simmons · 0:47:17
pick The name of Troy's band, Hey That's My Bike
“I think the naming of his band, hey, that's my bike, is a very good encapsulation of how bands were being named at that time.”
Chuck Klosterman · 0:48:31
pick Stay (I Missed You) by Lisa Loeb
“The song stay, the idea of what Lisa Loeb was.”
Chuck Klosterman · 0:49:04
pick Winona Ryder as Lelaina Pierce
“I think her performance is great in this movie too.”
Chris Ryan · 0:49:39

What Aged Worst · The part of the movie that has held up worst.

nominee Troy's witty pop culture comebacks
“Troy's witty pop culture comebacks?”
Bill Simmons · 0:50:09
pick The Good Times game: Enjoys it but says it is hard to explain to anyone under 35.
“So the Good Times game is age the worst, even though I really enjoy it.”
Bill Simmons · 0:50:22
nominee The product placement
“There's a frightening amount of product placement in this movie, and I think it's intentional”
Bill Simmons · 0:50:32
nominee Troy being a jerk in some scenes
“Troy is just a fucking asshole in some of these scenes, like in a really kind of dark way.”
Bill Simmons · 0:51:35
nominee The shoehorned gay character subplot as Sammy
“It's like the all time shoe horning subplot, but they didn't really have the balls to go with it.”
Bill Simmons · 0:51:45
pick Steve Zahn's coming-out subplot: Calls it a fair answer but says it may have rung true for people then.
“The Steve Zahn stuff is not a terrible answer”
Chuck Klosterman · 0:52:37
pick Michael's job at the MTV-style channel, In Your Face TV
“I don't think it's age the worst, but I think the characterization of like Michael's job was in your face TV.”
Chris Ryan · 0:53:04
pick Singles: Argues Singles has aged worst, with its payphones and answering machines.
“See, for what age the worst is you should do the movie singles.”
unknown · 1:15:28

Casting What Ifs · Who else was considered, fired or swapped in.

pick Ethan Hawke as Troy Dyer: Winona Ryder fought to cast Hawke while he was in a slump.
“I'm not doing this movie unless Ethan Hawke.”
Bill Simmons · 0:55:35
pick Gwyneth Paltrow as Vickie: Among those who auditioned for Vickie and did not get it.
“Gwyneth Paltrow.”
Bill Simmons · 0:55:47
pick Parker Posey as Vickie: The only person who could have done the part as well as Garofalo.
“Parker Posey is the only person that I feel like could have done that.”
unknown · 0:55:54
pick Janeane Garofalo as Vickie: Fired before filming, then rehired when Winona Ryder stepped in.
“Before filming began, Jeanine Garofalo was fired.”
Bill Simmons · 0:55:59
pick Renee Zellweger as the first girl Troy kisses: Nephew Kyle spotted her in the opening.
“Renee Zellweger in the beginning.”
Bill Simmons · 0:58:33
pick Beth by Kiss, the planned song for the scene that used Frampton Comes Alive: Stiller could not get the rights to the Kiss song.
“The son that was supposed to be playing Beth by Kiss.”
unknown · 1:00:41

The Dion Waiters Award · Who does the most with the least amount of screen time.

nominee John Mahoney as Grant Gubler
“So I got John Mahoney as Grant from Good Morning Grant.”
unknown · 0:57:03
nominee David Spade
“David Spade has one really good scene where he's like, classic David Spade”
unknown · 0:57:36
winner The actor playing the new husband of Lelaina's mom, the 'get a Ford' guy as Swoosie Kurtz's husband: Funniest thing in the movie for his screen time; the hosts could not name the actor.
“That guy is the funniest thing in the movie, considering the amount of the amount of time he's on screen.”
unknown · 0:57:57

The Joey Pants Award · The best 'that guy' whose name nobody knows.

nominee John Mahoney as Grant Gubler
“It's Mahoney. Joe Panelino.”
unknown · 1:08:30
nominee The actor who plays the husband of Lelaina's mom as Swoosie Kurtz's husband
“I think it's Susie Kurtz's husband because I don't know what that guy's name is.”
unknown · 1:08:36

Apex Mountain · Whether this movie is the peak of that person's career.

winner Winona Ryder as Lelaina Pierce: Chuck agrees; the ruling is Winona yes.
“Apex Mountain, Winona Ryder.”
Bill Simmons · 1:03:36
nominee Ethan Hawke as Troy Dyer: Bill rules no, pointing to Training Day as the bigger moment.
“I mean, it's also, it is the apex of Ethan Hawk, though.”
Chris Ryan · 1:04:08
nominee Janeane Garofalo as Vickie: Ruled no.
“Uh, I would say no.”
unknown · 1:07:31
winner Lisa Loeb
“Uh, this was definitely Lisa Love's apex.”
unknown · 1:08:03

The Saul Rubinek Award · Best overacting, as in Saul Rubinek in True Romance.

nominee Ethan Hawke as Troy Dyer: Hosts say nobody really overacted; Hawke and Stiller are the closest.
“I would say that the only person, you could say still earn Hawker at various points really going for it.”
unknown · 1:09:28
nominee Ben Stiller as Michael Grates
“I think I know what she needs in a way that you never will.”
unknown · 1:09:43

Picking Nits · Nitpicks of a movie they love.

pick How anyone wins the Good Times game
“How did you win the good times game?”
unknown · 1:10:12
pick How the roommates pay rent
“How do you think they paid rent?”
unknown · 1:10:41
pick Whether Steve Zahn's character lives in the house as Sammy
“I thought he lived there.”
unknown · 1:11:00

Best Quote · The best line or exchange in the movie.

pick The Bonnie Franklin and Schneider sexual tension line
“I personally love if I could bottle the sexual tension between Bonnie Franklin and Snyder.”
Bill Simmons · 1:11:51
pick 'I'm not under any orders to make the world a better place'
“I'm not under any orders to make the world a better place.”
unknown · 1:12:06
pick 'Mr. Brady died of AIDS' line
“Well, because Mr. Brady died of AIDS.”
unknown · 1:12:43
pick 'You look like a doily'
“I like you look like a doily.”
unknown · 1:12:59
pick The irony definition exchange: Calls it the single best exchange in the movie.
“the single best exchange in the movie is when she's like, they asked me what irony is.”
unknown · 1:13:06

A 10-Episode Netflix Show · Whether the movie could be remade as a prestige TV series.

pick A 10-episode Netflix remake set in 1994, dazed-and-confused style
“Could this be remade as a 10 episode Netflix show?”
Bill Simmons · 1:13:55

What If It Were Made Today · What the movie would look like in the internet era.

pick A 2018 or 2019 version of the movie: The internet and politics would change everything about the characters' lives.
“What would this movie be for 2018?”
unknown · 1:26:33

Unanswerable Questions · Questions the movie leaves open.

pick Whether Troy's band ever releases an album
“Does Troy's band ever release an album?”
unknown · 1:16:20
pick How Winona Ryder's cigarette is always three-fourths down in every scene
“always have this cigarette three fourths of the way down in every scene.”
unknown · 1:22:14
pick How long Laney and Troy stayed together
“How long did they stay together?”
unknown · 1:22:45

Who Won the Movie · Who comes out ahead in the film.

nominee Winona Ryder as Lelaina Pierce
“I'm going to say Ryder.”
unknown · 1:27:08
nominee Ethan Hawke as Troy Dyer: Argues he wins the performance and also the girl.
“Yes, because not only did he win the movie from a performance standpoint, he wins in the end.”
unknown · 1:27:21
winner Winona Ryder as Lelaina Pierce: Says she single-handedly cast Hawke and made the movie happen.
“I'm still sticking with Bunona.”
Bill Simmons · 1:30:09
nominee Ethan Hawke as Troy Dyer
“I kind of liked the Hawk argument.”
Craig Horlbeck · 1:30:12

Films that came up

Claims (40)

lineage (lineage): Reality Bites → Singles. Simmons builds a four-movie Gen X Mount Rushmore.
“For movies, I would go singles, reality bites before sunrise and kicking and screaming.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:03:13 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
lineage (lineage): Reality Bites → Before Sunrise. Part of the same four-film Gen X set.
“Kind of like, if you were going to explain Generation X in 4 movies, I would pick those for, which one would you knock out singles?”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:03:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
lineage (lineage): Slacker → Reality Bites. Klosterman says Slacker belongs in the Gen X group because its script appears in the Gen X Reader.
“there's a anthology book called the Gen X Reader, and some of the slacker script is in that book.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:03:37 · Chuck Klosterman (0.70 sure it was them)
contrast (contrast): Singles → Reality Bites. Reality Bites is the aggressive real-time generational movie; Singles only reads Gen X through its soundtrack.
“it seemed like a much more aggressive attempt to be generational.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:04:58 · Chris Ryan (0.45 sure it was them)
theme (theme): Singles → Reality Bites. Without the Seattle music, Singles would not even be connected to Reality Bites.
“Whereas singles, had they used a different soundtrack.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:05:15 · Chris Ryan (0.45 sure it was them)
craft (craft): Pearl Jam → Singles. Pearl Jam appear as a band in Singles, part of the music that made it feel Gen X.
“especially you have, you have Pearl Jam playing another band”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:05:25 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
contrast (contrast): Singles → Reality Bites. Singles' leads felt inauthentic as Seattle residents; Reality Bites leads seemed like real college kids.
“Campbell Scott, Matt Dylan, and Bridget Fonda are not, like, Seattle residents.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:05:31 · Chris Ryan (0.45 sure it was them)
career (career): Winona Ryder → The Godfather Part III. Ryder's run of odd choices included falling out of Godfather 3, leading to the Sofia Coppola casting.
“And then from that point, she falls out of Godfather 3.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
career (career): Ethan Hawke → Dead Poets Society. Pre-Reality Bites Hawke was known as the Dead Poets guy, not a counterculture hero.
“The dead poets guy?”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:30 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
career (career): Ethan Hawke → Before Sunrise. Before Sunrise the next year cemented Hawke as the Gen X icon.
“he does before sunrise the next year, and that pretty much cements what most people think of Ethan Hawke for the next like 20 years.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:43 · Chris Ryan (0.50 sure it was them)
craft (craft): Dazed and Confused → Reality Bites. Two kinds of generational movie: looking back at a past era (Dazed, Graffiti) versus real time (Reality Bites, Saturday Night Fever).
“And then there are the movies where they actually try to do it in real time, like Saturday Night Fever is like this, and reality bites is like the clearest example.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:08:35 · Chuck Klosterman (0.50 sure it was them)
contrast (contrast): Reality Bites → Slacker. Reality Bites was seen at the time as the sellout, mainstream version of Slacker.
“this is the most mainstream version of what a movie like Slacker was.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:15:24 · Chuck Klosterman (0.50 sure it was them)
theme (theme): Reality Bites → High Fidelity. Frampton Comes Alive as a signal of mainstream taste echoes a Frampton cover scene in High Fidelity.
“In the book High Fidelity,”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:06 · Chuck Klosterman (0.50 sure it was them)
career (career): Ben Stiller → The Cable Guy. After Reality Bites, Stiller's career took off and he became the biggest star of the five.
“Then he ended up, I think he did cable guy, and then his own career took off, and he ended up becoming the biggest star of the 5 of them.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:32:01 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
theme (theme): Winona Ryder → Penny Hardaway. Simmons compares Ryder's lost peak to Penny Hardaway's NBA career.
“I do look at her in a way, like, uh, like I look at some NBA players.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:32:14 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
people (people): Janeane Garofalo → Say Anything.... Garofalo's character feels like an extension of Lili Taylor's in Say Anything.
“kind of an extension of Lily Taylor from say anything a little bit.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:27 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
industry (industry): Reality Bites → Friends (TV). Friends season one captured the mid-90s roommate money tension that Reality Bites does.
“That's why I defend season one of Friends, because I thought it did a nice job of, in these weird ways of, uh, what it was like to have a roommate in the mid 90s.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:43:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
industry (industry): Reality Bites → Melrose Place (TV). The Melrose Place AIDS scene lampoons the TV treatment of the issue while the film makes AIDS a character.
“this movie, out of any movie I've seen from this era, does the best job of just kind of making that a character.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:44:36 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
what-if (what-if): Ethan Hawke → James Franco. A modern actor like James Franco could not pull off Hawke's band performance.
“Like, think about if this is 10 years later, it's James Franco.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:47:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
career (career): Ethan Hawke → Lisa Loeb. Hawke directed the video for Loeb's 'Stay', the soundtrack song.
“And then Ethan Hawke directed the video, right?”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:49:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
what-if (what-if): Ethan Hawke → A Midnight Clear. Ryder demanded Hawke after seeing him in A Midnight Clear.
“She saw him in a midnight clear and demanded that he played short.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
what-if (what-if): Parker Posey → Janeane Garofalo. Posey auditioned for Vickie and is the only person who might have matched Garofalo.
“Parker Posey is the only person that I feel like could have done that.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
people (people): David Caruso → Proof of Life. The Dino Waiters Award is named for David Caruso's small role in Proof of Life.
“based on David Caruso's character and proof of life.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:56:58 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
career (career): Renee Zellweger → Empire Records. Zellweger turns up in slacker Gen X movies: Reality Bites, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records.
“she's like around a lot in this kind of slacker Gen X movies.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:58:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
what-if (what-if): Reality Bites → Pulp Fiction. Tarantino wanted My Sharona for Pulp Fiction but Reality Bites got the rights first.
“Quentin Tarantino, was supposed to use my Sharona.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:59:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
industry (industry): Reality Bites → Beautiful Girls. Stiller could not clear Kiss's Beth; two years later Beautiful Girls got it.
“And what's weird is 2 years later, beautiful girls got the rights to the sun.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:01:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
career (career): Winona Ryder → Heathers. Ryder's peak is debated: Heathers is the more significant film but she is in her prime here.
“She's great in Heather's.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:03:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
career (career): Ethan Hawke → Training Day. Hawke's real apex is Training Day, which gave him any career opportunity he wanted.
“he does training day and all of a sudden he can make any career opportunity he wants.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:04:31 · Chris Ryan (0.50 sure it was them)
career (career): Ethan Hawke → Reality Bites. A shot from Reality Bites, not another film, runs in his Oscar in-memoriam montage as shorthand.
“When he dies in the Oscar montage, it's a shot from reality bites.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:04:37 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
industry (industry): Ethan Hawke → The Purge. Blumhouse movies like The Purge make Hawke financially best-positioned now.
“Financially, he's probably in the best position because he made the purge”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:14 · Chuck Klosterman (0.40 sure it was them)
people (people): Saul Rubinek → True Romance. Bill defines the Dino Waiters award via overacting in True Romance's Rubinek-Pinchot scene.
“So in true romance, when Saul Rubineck turns to Bronson Pinchot”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:09:04 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
verdict (verdict): Reality Bites → Singles. Singles looks like a sketch about dead technology: payphones, answering machines, video-cassette dating.
“Singles is almost like someone, it looks like now, like someone has made a sketch about technology we no longer use.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:15:31 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
contrast (contrast): Reality Bites → Kicking and Screaming. Kicking and Screaming ends with a futile romantic gesture, which makes it the superior movie.
“kicking and screaming has such like a powerful ending precisely because the great romantic gesture is just ultimately futile.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:28:22 · Chuck Klosterman (0.50 sure it was them)
verdict (verdict): Ethan Hawke → Before Sunrise. Hawke owned a more likable variation of Troy in Before Sunrise, which is why Ryder 'won' Reality Bites.
“play a variation of the, a much more likable version of somebody who's in the sphere of this character and kind of own that movie.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:28:37 · Chris Ryan (0.55 sure it was them)
contrast (contrast): Troy Dyer → Before Sunrise. Jesse in Before Sunrise is a likable version of Troy.
“Jesse's a he's a likable Troy.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:29:03 · Chris Ryan (0.50 sure it was them)
career (career): Ethan Hawke → Gattaca. Gattaca helped move Hawke out of the Troy typecast.
“Gattica flip that?”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:30:36 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
craft (craft): Ethan Hawke → Dead Poets Society. Hawke says finding Troy let him escape his Todd Anderson character.
“I had really found a character with Todd Anderson in Dead Poets Society.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:34:28 · Ethan Hawke (0.80 sure it was them)
contrast (contrast): Troy Dyer → Todd Anderson. Hawke says Todd and Troy were night and day, which helped.
“Todd and Troy, you know, who stole my bike, hey, that's my bike.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:35:10 · Ethan Hawke (0.80 sure it was them)
theme (theme): Reality Bites → Singles. In the Hawke clip, Singles lacked the central performance and script voice Reality Bites has.
“But singles was trying to cop onto this grunge movement, this thing that was happening in Seattle.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:36:21 · Chris Ryan (0.30 sure it was them)
craft (craft): Talking Heads → Reality Bites. The Talking Heads song that opens the film throws you into that moment in America.
“even when it starts out, that talking head song, we're on a roll, no. Like, it jettisons you into that moment in America, I think.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:38:11 · Ethan Hawke (0.70 sure it was them)

Fun items (25)

fun, about Reality Bites: Selling out: a Grantland coworker had never heard the expression.
“And then we realized he literally didn't know what it meant.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:12:34 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
fun, about Siskel and Ebert: They said Lelaina picked the wrong guy; viewers now might agree.
“when this movie was reviewed by Siskel and Ebert at the time, that their takeaway was, well, she picked the wrong guy, okay?”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:15 · Chuck Klosterman (0.55 sure it was them)
fun, about Chuck Klosterman: Got booed at a show for a band placing a song in a Volkswagen ad (Velocity Girl); Jawbreaker was 'dead to me' for signing with Geffen.
“they placed a song in a Volkswagen ad, and they, we, I was at a show where that song got like booed.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:19:33 · Chuck Klosterman (0.55 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: The Good Times game: remembering episode premises; nephew Kyle at 25 missed half the references.
“I watched with nephew Kyle, who's 25 and didn't get half of them.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:23:00 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: A scene where Lelaina explains to Michael why she picks Troy was cut because the fountain's noise could not be removed.
“But it's filmed in front of a huge water fountain, which you see in an earlier part of the movie, and they could not get the sound of the water out.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:30:22 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: Box office: $33.4 million on an $11.5 million budget.
“A box office success made 33.4 million.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Ethan Hawke: The song 'Stay' scene: Hawke singing Violent Femmes is shockingly good, and no actor like James Franco could do it.
“Incredible violent femme song.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:40:54 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
fun, about Troy Dyer: Hey, That's My Bike is a band name Klosterman says captures how 90s bands named themselves to signal no intent to be popular.
“the kind of name you give your band to tell people we don't intend to be popular.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:48:38 · Chuck Klosterman (0.60 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: Troy's 'witty pop culture comebacks' picked as what aged the worst.
“Troy's witty pop culture comebacks?”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:50:09 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: Heavy product placement (Diet Coke, Rolling Rock, Big Gulps) was one way they paid for the movie.
“There's a frightening amount of product placement in this movie, and I think it's intentional”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:50:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: Winona Ryder fought to cast Ethan Hawke after seeing him in A Midnight Clear; Hawke was in a slump.
“Hawk was in a slump.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:29 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: Casting what-if: Gwyneth Paltrow, Anne Heche, and Parker Posey auditioned for Vickie.
“People who auditioned for the role of Vicki played by Janine Garofalo and did not get it.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:41 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
fun, about Janeane Garofalo: Garofalo was fired before filming because Stiller disliked her attitude, then rehired when Ryder stepped in.
“Before filming began, Jeanine Garofalo was fired.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:59 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
fun, about Dion Waiters Award: Award for doing the most with the least minutes; Mahoney as Grant wins, with the Swoosie Kurtz bit also named.
“The Dion Waiters Award means the person who does the most with the least amount of minutes.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:57:13 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
fun, about Renee Zellweger: Uncredited as the first girl Troy kisses; Nephew Kyle spotted it.
“Ethan Hawke, the 1st girl he kisses in the beginning when he's leaving somebody's house that's Renee's aware.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:58:41 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Helen Childress: Writer was 19 and a USC freshman, did 70 drafts over three years, using her friends.
“Helen Childress, the screenwriter was 19 when she wrote the script, freshman at USC.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:59:00 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
fun, about Quentin Tarantino: Tarantino planned My Sharona for Pulp Fiction but Reality Bites got the rights first.
“Quentin Tarantino, was supposed to use my Sharona.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:59:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: The Frampton scene was originally written with Kiss's Beth; Stiller could not get rights.
“Stiller could not secure the rights to the song.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:00:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: In 2005 a real film financier sued, claiming to be the real Troy Dyer; settled on a statement that he was not.
“In 2005, the real Troy Dyer, who was a film financer, sued the writer and everybody in the movie”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:01:48 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
fun, about Ethan Hawke: Simmons overheard Hawke at a Brooklyn pasta shop asking a writer whether a character was Nick Cave or Jeff Tweedy.
“the thing is, I don't really know who this character is, is he Nick Cave?”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:12 · Chuck Klosterman (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: Best quote: sex and the Brady Bunch; 'Mr. Brady died of AIDS'.
“Well, because Mr. Brady died of AIDS.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:12:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: The best exchange: Troy defining irony as the actual meaning being the opposite of the literal meaning.
“And he's like, it's when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:13:20 · Chuck Klosterman (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Singles: What aged worst there: a watch holding ten phone numbers, payphones, answering machines.
“A guy has a watch that he can get 10 phone numbers in.”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:15:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
fun, about Reality Bites: The movie's unanswered questions: Winona's cigarette is always three-quarters down, in every scene.
“How did Winona Ryder?”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:22:12 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
fun, about Ethan Hawke: Hawke says he did Reality Bites after struggling to find a character post Dead Poets Society and 'found a new voice'.
“I found a new voice, a new energy”
The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:34:39 · Ethan Hawke (0.80 sure it was them)

Who's talking

Bill Simmons (host): Loves Gen X touchstones and basketball analogies; sticks up for Winona Ryder and Friends season one; mocks Troy-type guys and over-talky English majors. A sucker for half-assed internet research and awards-bit tradition.
Chris Ryan (host): Cares about Gen X music and specifics; defends the Melrose Place AIDS scene and the soundtrack; skeptical of Troy but remembers cigarette-sharing friends.
Chuck Klosterman (guest): Obsessed with how the 90s defined selling out, indie rock ethos, and how art and commerce collided; dislikes the English-major Troy type. Loves Kicking and Screaming over Reality Bites.

The show's recurring bits

Apex Mountain: The moment a star peaks; where on the mountain a performance sits.
Who Won the Movie: The hosts name the person who came out of the film best off.
The Ebert review: Roger Ebert's original review and star rating read aloud. Ebert is cited, never on the show.
Casting what-ifs: Who was almost cast, or who should have been.
Most rewatchable scene: The scene each host would stop on while flipping channels.
Aged best / aged worst: What holds up and what does not.
Picking Nits: The little things in a film the hosts love that they don't think totally work: the nits.
Double feature: The film each host would pair it with; a programming pick.

Names the transcriber got wrong

Chuck close to me / Chuck Klosterman at 0:02:26
Ginny Graflow / Gene Garofalo = Janeane Garofalo
Ann Hetch = Anne Heche
Brent Stow = Brant Stiller? unclear
Journey and Grathville = Janeane Garofalo
Lily Taylor = Lili Taylor
Linkletter = Richard Linklater
Dino Waiters / Dion Waiters
Swoozy Kurtz = Swoosie Kurtz
Troy Holler = Troy Dyer
Hawke/Hawk spelled variously
YouTube = U2 (0:26:18)
Frampton Comes Alive spelled variously