The Rewatchables' awards

The categories, most rewatchable scenes, and double features from the episodes read for them so far: 95 films and 1 episode about no one film. Every pick is a host's opinion, with who said it and when.

Best Quote: 210 picks in 61 episodes

Every film and category

Domestic Disturbance (2001) · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best Quote · Best line or scene of dialogue; the category name is garbled in the transcript.

pick Rick confronting Danny over the wallet
“I'm gonna clip your nuts like I clipped your daddies.”
unknown · 1:26:57
pick You think you're the only guy in Charleston with a gun?: Attribution to the movie is uncertain from the transcript.
“You think you're the only guy in Charleston with a gun?”
unknown · 1:27:14

Fargo (1996) · ‘Fargo’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Kyle Brandt

Best Line (accents) · Favorite lines and phrases from the Minnesota-accent dialogue.

pick 'You're darn tootin'
“I also had the accent stuff, which we talked about, but, um, I think my favorite one is, you're darn tooting.”
unknown · 1:08:09
pick Ending a phone call with 'real good then'
“Of all the language things, I like ending a phone call with real good then and hanging up.”
unknown · 1:09:02

The Truman Show (1998) · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan

Best Quote or Exchange · Chris Ryan's flex category, in honor of Heat: the best quote or exchange.

pick Truman's "you never had a camera in my head" line: He likes the idea that surveillance should have a limit, as a grace note to go out on.
“The one that sticks with me the most because it gets overridden by Truman redoing, uh, good afternoon, good evening, and if I don't see a good night or whatever, I love when he's like, you never had a camera in my head.”
Chris Ryan · 0:54:42
pick the two security guards cutting away as the couple gets intimate: A favorite way of getting plot out.
“The, my, my, my favorite was with the 2 security guys where, where, um, you see them like, you know, they're about to, you know, the husband and wife are about to get intimate and you basically cut to the security guards.”
unknown · 0:55:07

Friday Night Lights (2004) · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin

Can You Dig It Award · Most memorable quote.

pick Nothing but babies and memories
“It's probably nothing but babies and memories, right?”
Bill Simmons · 1:16:42
pick Billingsley at the burger joint: get laid, get drunk, win state, but not tonight
“We're going to get laid.”
Mallory Rubin · 1:16:49

Pulp Fiction (1994) · ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best Senior Yearbook Quote · Best senior yearbook quote

winner Ezekiel 25:17
“If my answers frighten you, then you should cease to asking scary questions.”
Bill Simmons · 2:19:36
nominee "I'm trying to be the Shepherd"
“I'm trying to be the Shepherd would be a good one.”
unknown · 2:19:44

Notting Hill (1999) · ‘Notting Hill’ With Juliet Litman and Amanda Dobbins

Best quote · The best line; they play the clip instead.

winner The 'I'm just a girl' speech: Called the defining rom-com speech, alongside When Harry Met Sally and Jerry Maguire.
“I'm also just a girl.”
unknown · 1:05:21

Twister (1996) · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan

Best quote · Most memorable quote.

pick Food!
“Food.”
unknown · 1:13:57
nominee It's coming
“Or it's coming.”
unknown · 1:13:59
nominee We're going in
“I like when he's driving when they're driving into the house. And he goes, we're going in.”
unknown · 1:14:00

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me (1999) · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey

Best Quote · The best lines.

winner Get in my belly as Fat Bastard
“Best quote, there's probably get in my belly became the most famous quote from this.”
Bill Simmons · 0:54:11
pick Machine gun Jublies / try foreplay: The hosts quote the Machine Gun Jubblies exchange.
“Perhaps next time, you should try foreplay.”
unknown · 0:54:39
pick Why make a trillion when we could make millions as Dr. Evil
“you know, like, why make a trillion when we could make?”
unknown · 0:54:49
pick Do you smoke after sex? I don't know, baby. I never looked.
“Do you smoke after sex?”
unknown · 0:55:32

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) · ‘Fast Times at Ridgemont High’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Mallory Rubin

Most memorable quote · The most memorable line of the movie.

pick Relax your throat muscles. It's no huge thing. It's just sex.
“Relax your throat muscles.”
unknown · 1:14:18
pick Spicoli: if we don't get some cool rules ourselves pronto, we'll be bogus too
“I had what Jefferson was saying is, hey, you know, we left this England place because it was bogus.”
unknown · 1:14:24
pick Spicoli: all I need are some tasty waves of cool buzz, and I'm fine
“All I need are some tasty waves of cool buzz, and I'm fine.”
unknown · 1:14:37

The War of the Roses (1989) · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins

Can You Dig It Award · Most memorable quote.

winner Never apologize for being multi-orgasmic
“Probably never apologized for being multi-orgasmic, pretty hilarious.”
unknown · 0:56:45

The Insider (1999) · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best Quote · The best line in the movie.

pick Wigand: "Fuck it. Let's go to court.": Chris announces the category and names Wigand's line.
“Best quote.”
Chris Ryan · 1:16:40
pick Mike Wallace as Mike Wallace
“We work in the same corporation doesn't mean we work in the same profession.”
unknown · 1:17:48
pick Bergman: tell him to get on the phone
“Tell him to get on the fucking phone.”
unknown · 1:18:00
pick Hewitt and Bergman: "You fucked us" / "No, you fucked you"
“And then Hewitt, you fucked us.”
unknown · 1:18:37
pick Bergman to the FBI guy: "pissed off and curious"
“You better take a good look because I'm getting two things, pissed off and curious.”
unknown · 1:18:57
pick Wallace: "Fame has a 15 minute half life. Infamy lasts a little longer."
“infamy less a little longer.”
unknown · 1:19:36
pick Bergman: "I fought for you and I still fight for you"
“He's like, I fought for you and I still fight for you.”
unknown · 1:20:36

A Bronx Tale (1993) · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan

Best quote · Best quote of the movie.

winner The saddest thing in life is wasted talent
“Best quote, saddest thing in life is wasted talent.”
unknown · 1:18:46

Eyes Wide Shut (1999) · ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Mallory Rubin

Best Quote · The favorite line in the film.

pick Pollock: Nick is safely back home as Victor Ziegler
“Uh, my favorite quote is, I assure you that Nick is safely back home and he's probably banging Mrs. Nick as we speak.”
unknown · 1:18:14
pick Sandor's line on marriage and deception as Sandor Szavost
“Don't you think one of the charms of marriage is that it makes deception a necessity for both parties?”
unknown · 1:18:46
pick Ziegler's straight talk as Victor Ziegler
“Okay, Bill, let's cut the bullshit, all right?”
unknown · 1:19:27
pick Ziegler's line about the woman squeezing her little titties as Victor Ziegler
“Now, when she is having her little titty squeezed, do you think she ever has any little fantasies about what handsome Dr. Bill's Dicky might be like?”
unknown · 1:20:02

A Few Good Men (1992) · ‘A Few Good (Re)Men’ Live From L.A. With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best quote · Best quote from the movie.

pick You can't handle the truth; so this is what a courtroom looks like; and the hits just keep on coming: Notes the movie has so many quotes.
“Best quote, uh, obviously it's you can't handle the truth, but we also have, so this is what a courtroom looks like, and the hits just keep on coming.”
Bill Simmons · 1:09:38
winner There is no Markinson, Markinson is gone: His favorite.
“My favorite, though, is there is no markets and markets and is gone.”
unknown · 1:09:55

My Cousin Vinny (1992) · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris

Best quote · Best line in the movie.

pick There's nothing to worry about until there's something to worry about
“And they say in the movie, best quote, there's nothing to worry about until there's something to worry about.”
unknown · 0:58:45
pick It's called disclosure, you dickhead
“Solid, or it's called disclosure, you dickhead.”
unknown · 0:58:50

This Is the End (2013) · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck

Best Quote · The best line.

pick Danny McBride: Too many to name; the hosts say to pick any McBride quote.
“Best quote, too many mention.”
unknown · 0:47:33

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) · ‘Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best quote · Best line in the movie.

winner You lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it
“Best quote, you lost today, kid, but that doesn't mean you have to like it.”
Bill Simmons · 1:12:38
pick Charlemagne: may my armies be the birds in the trees: Offered as a favorite after the fact.
“Wait, can I just say I remembered my Charlemagne is my favorite quote.”
unknown · 1:12:47

Blood Diamond (2006) · ‘Blood Diamond’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · Best quote.

pick "You Americans love to talk about your feelings, huh?"
“I like when he says you Americans love to talk about your feelings, I thought was really strong.”
Bill Simmons · 0:56:41

Iron Man (2008) · ‘Iron Man’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan

Best quote · Favorite line of the movie.

winner Is it better to be feared or respected? Is it too much to ask for both?
“And I say, is it too much to ask for both?”
Bill Simmons · 1:04:54

Catch Me If You Can (2002) · ‘Catch Me If You Can’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best Quote · The best line of the movie.

pick People only know what you tell them
“Best quote, people only know what you tell them.”
unknown · 1:01:07
nominee Sometimes it's easier living the lie
“Sometimes it's easier living the lie.”
unknown · 1:01:11

Alive (1993) · ‘Alive’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck

Best quote · Favorite line in the movie.

pick If we die, we're going to die walking: Tied by the hosts to the sports-movie moment.
“If we die, we're going to die walking.”
Bill Simmons · 0:56:43
pick Roberto, are you ready to go out there and cut flesh from a human body: Chosen for how direct it is.
“Roberto, are you ready to go out there and cut flesh from a human body and eat it?”
Craig Horlbeck · 0:57:20

The Edge (1997) · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan

Best quote · Best quote from the movie.

winner "Never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane."
“Best quote, I'll give you, never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane.”
Bill Simmons · 1:09:49
winner "What one man can do, another can do."
“what one man can do, another can do is like one of my one of my best quotes from that film.”
Van Lathan · 1:10:31

Margin Call (2011) · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman

Best quote · The best line in the movie.

nominee The fear of falling is really the fear that you might jump
“If I gave you the, uh, it is in the fear of falling.”
Bill Simmons · 1:03:42
nominee If you're the first out the door, that's not called panicking
“If you're the 1st out the door, that's not called panicking.”
Bill Simmons · 1:03:46
nominee Three ways to make a living in this business: be first, be smarter or cheat
“I could give you 3 ways to make a living, this business, be 1st, be smarter or cheat.”
Bill Simmons · 1:03:49
winner Come back, take the money, you'll be home by five: Bill approves it as the line the whole movie is about.
“Come back, take the money, you'll be home by five.”
unknown · 1:03:55

Scent of a Woman (1992) · ‘Scent of a Woman’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · The best quote from the movie.

winner Frank Slade on the ladies
“The day we stop looking, Charlie, is the day we die.”
Bill Simmons · 0:56:46

Unforgiven (1992) · ‘Unforgiven’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best quote · The best or most remembered line.

winner Deserve's got nothing to do with it / It's a hell of a thing killing a man
“Best quote, either deserves got nothing to do with it or it's a hell of a thing killing a man.”
Bill Simmons · 1:15:22
pick I've killed women and children... and I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned
“I really like I've killed women and children and I feel just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another, and I'm here to kill you, little Bill, for what you did to Ned.”
unknown · 1:15:45

Misery (1990) · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman

Best quote · Best line in the movie.

winner You'll never know the fear of losing someone like you, if you're someone like me as Annie Wilkes: The whole movie in one quote.
“You'll never know the fear of losing someone like you.”
Bill Simmons · 1:02:12
winner What's the name of that dago who painted the ceiling as Annie Wilkes: As a screenwriter, the best line in the movie.
“As a writer, what's the name of that Dago painted the ceiling is the best line in the movie.”
Brian Koppelman · 1:02:33
nominee I'm going to put on my Liberace records as Annie Wilkes
“Do you like Liberace?”
Bill Simmons · 1:11:16

Knocked Up (2007) · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck

Best Quote · The best line of the movie.

winner Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond: Bill also floated the line about having kids and dreams going out the window.
“Or marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of everybody loves raymond, only a dozen last 22 minutes.”
Bill Simmons · 0:55:28

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) · ‘Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best quote · Favorite quotable lines from the movie.

pick "You show that turd who's boss"
“You show that turd who's boss.”
Bill Simmons · 0:45:02
pick "Only 2 things scare me. Nuclear war, carnies."
“Only 2 things scare me.”
Bill Simmons · 0:45:03
pick "Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho"
“Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho.”
Bill Simmons · 0:45:07

The Godfather Part II (1974) · ‘The Godfather Part II’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, Chris Ryan, and Brian Koppelman

Best quotes · Favorite lines.

pick Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer
“Keep your friends close, but your enemy is closer.”
unknown · 2:16:44
pick This is the business we've chosen: The hosts joke it has been said by every douchebag in every business.
“Have more douchebags in the world said, this is the business we've chosen than any others who've chosen.”
unknown · 2:16:59
pick I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom. Just my enemies.
“I don't feel I have to wipe everybody out, Tom.”
unknown · 2:17:38
pick Hyman Roth: been dying of the same heart attack for 20 years
“Been dying of the same heart attack for 20 years.”
unknown · 2:18:00
pick Let me wet my beak
“Let me win my beak. Don Finucci?”
unknown · 2:18:17
pick I don't want anything to happen to him while my mother's alive: Called the most savage line.
“Uh, and I also really love, um, I don't want anything to happen to him while my mother's alive.”
unknown · 2:18:22

Trainspotting (1996) · ‘Trainspotting’ With Chris Ryan and Andy Greenwald

Best quote · Favorite line from the film.

pick The streets are awash with drugs line: The line about injecting vitamin C if only it had been made illegal.
“I always loved, the streets are awashed with drugs you could have for unhappiness and pain, and we took them all. Fuck it, we would have injected vitamin C if they had only made it illegal.”
Chris Ryan · 1:25:44
pick The football versus shopping exchange: Calls it his most quotable line; he thinks of it at every gathering where men and women separate.
“Football. What are you talking about? Shopping.”
Andy Greenwald · 0:56:39
pick The way the cast says things like 'the Academy Award': The delivery, not one line, rings in his head 25 years later.
“I hear the way they said things, like, I don't, that's at all, or like, the Academy Award.”
Andy Greenwald · 1:26:06

Fight Club (1999) · ‘Fight Club’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · A favorite line from the movie.

pick Our fathers were our models for gods as Tyler Durden: His favorite line, about a generation whose fathers left.
“Yeah, that, and the fact that these are, like, I thought, I, my favorite line from the movie and the one that I think is really important generally, generationally speaking is our fathers were our models for gods, if our fathers abandoned us.”
Chris Ryan · 0:14:12
pick The condom is the glass slipper of our generation as Marla Singer: A yearbook-quote pick.
“The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.”
Bill Simmons · 1:03:34
pick It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything as Tyler Durden: He says Chris once said it to him when they were figuring out The Ringer.
“It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.”
Bill Simmons · 1:03:40

The Royal Tenenbaums (2001) · ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ With Chris Ryan and Andy Greenwald

Best Quotes · Favorite lines.

pick Chaz and Richie and the suicide note exchange
“My favorite moment is probably Chaz and Richie after Richie's tried to kill himself.”
Chris Ryan · 1:25:50
pick Royal: anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers in the cemetery
“Royal saying anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers in the cemetery.”
Chris Ryan · 1:26:16
pick Eli on the phone with Margot: why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's not a genius
“I love when Eli is on the phone with Margot and says, why would a reviewer make the point of saying someone's not a genius?”
Chris Ryan · 1:27:31
pick Eli: everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn, what this book presupposes is, maybe he didn't
“My all-time favorite quote from the movie is probably, well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is.”
Andy Greenwald · 1:28:21
pick Chaz: I've had a rough year, dad
“I mentioned it's been a rough year, dad.”
Andy Greenwald · 1:29:49

Home Alone (1990) · ‘Home Alone’ With Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Mina Kimes

Best quote · Favorite lines from the movie.

pick Buzz: no, for 3 reasons... we live on the most boring street in the United States
“My favorite quote in this movie by far is when he's talking to his sister and she's like, well, don't you think something could happen to him?”
Chris Ryan · 1:27:35
pick Buzz asking if French babes don't shave their pits
“I also enjoyed Buzz, is he the one who says, is it true that French babes don't shave their pits at the beginning?”
Sean Fennessey · 1:28:05
pick Kevin opening the Playboy: no clothes on anybody, sickening
“I also like Kevin's quotes, there's Buzz your girlfriend, Wolf, when he's in Buzz's room, but when he opens the Playboy”
Mina Kimes · 1:28:31
pick Harry, it's our calling card. All the great ones leave their mark. We're the wet bandits.
“You left the water running, didn't you?”
Sean Fennessey · 1:30:10
pick Kevin's confessions to himself when alone: I'm eating junk and watching rubbish
“I think all the stuff that Kevin says when he's by himself.”
Mina Kimes · 1:30:26

Seven (1995) · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan

Best quote · Favorite lines.

pick The Yoda line about the library card
“I like just because the fucker has a library card doesn't make him Yoda.”
Bill Simmons · 1:20:56
pick The fingerprint guy telling them to cross their fingers somewhere else
“I liked the fingerprint guy going, maybe you guys want to cross your finger somewhere else.”
unknown · 1:21:02

Easy A (2010) · ‘Easy A’ With Juliet Litman, Amanda Dobbins, and Shea Serrano

Best Quote · The best line or quip in the movie.

pick Olive's improvised gossip girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants line
“yes, I believe so if I was the gossip girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants, which is just putting together so many tropes.”
Juliet Litman · 1:39:01
pick Mr. Griffith's Facebook speech about documenting your every thought
“I don't know what your generation's fascination is with documenting your every thought, but it can assure you, they're not all diamonds.”
Juliet Litman · 1:39:39
pick The Bible is in bestsellers right next to Twilight
“Oh, that's in bestsellers right next to Twilight.”
Shea Serrano · 1:40:58
pick Olive calling gossip the accelerated velocity of terminological inexactitude
“My favorite olive quip is when she refers to gossip and how it travels as the accelerated velocity of terminological inexactitude.”
Amanda Dobbins · 1:41:37

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · Favorite quotes from the film.

pick The George Peterson phone bit
“Every single thing that the George Peterson bit, the whole bit is some of the most quoted stuff in my in my life.”
unknown · 1:27:28
pick Rooney's school policy on dead bodies
“Oh, yeah, and just everything where, when, uh, Rooney's Rooney's whole, like, uh, school policy for dead bodies?”
unknown · 1:29:07
pick Ferris's 'isms' monologue
“It's just, every fucking line is indelible.”
unknown · 1:30:11
pick Grace's 'righteous dude' speech
“I think probably the one non-Ferris or Rooney line that I'll remember the most is Grace going.”
unknown · 1:30:21

Edge of Tomorrow (2014) · 'Edge of Tomorrow' With Sean Fennessey and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · The best lines.

pick "On your feet, maggot"
“I mentioned on your feet, maggot.”
Sean Fennessey · 1:11:58
pick Rita asking "what do we do now?" in General Brigham's office, which he calls the funniest moment
“I think the funniest moment of the movie is when they go to General Brigham's office and they get the transponder and Rita says, what do we do now?”
Sean Fennessey · 1:12:24
pick Griff's line about never having been with two girls at the same time
“When Cage says to, I think, Griff, he's like, listen, man, I've never been in one of these and Griff goes...”
Chris Ryan · 1:12:42
pick Farrell's "Battle is the great Redeemer" speech
“he says, Battle is the great Redeemer.”
Chris Ryan · 1:12:58
pick "Come find me when you wake up"
“just come find me when you wake up.”
Sean Fennessey · 1:13:31

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019) · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · The best quote in the movie.

pick Rick's line about being one pool party from starring in a Polanski movie
“I could be one pool party where from starring in a Polanski movie.”
Bill Simmons · 1:12:50
pick The "hit him with a fucking Lincoln, get creative" speech
“Hey, you could do anything you want to him.”
unknown · 1:13:13

Skyfall (2012) · ‘Skyfall’ With Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Amanda Dobbins

Best Quote · Favorite line from the movie.

nominee "Orphans always make the best recruits."
“Orphans always make the best recruits.”
unknown · 1:26:29
nominee The rats line: "Now they only eat rat. You have changed their nature."
“Now they only eat rat.”
unknown · 1:27:15
nominee Q to Mallory: "But what if the PM finds out?"
“And I also just love when Q says to Mallory.”
unknown · 1:27:27
nominee Bond to Kincaid: "Some men are coming to kill us. We're going to kill them first."
“Best quotes.”
unknown · 1:27:49
winner "Mommy was very bad."
“Uh, let's go with that for best quote then.”
Chris Ryan · 1:28:02

The Holiday (2006) · ‘The Holiday’ With Juliet Litman, Amanda Dobbins, and Kari Simmons

Best Quote · The best line in the movie.

winner Arthur: in the movies we have leading ladies and the best friend; you are behaving like the best friend
“It's the one where he says where Arthur says, in the movies, we have leading ladies, and we have the best friend.”
Kari Simmons · 1:16:12
nominee When the Santa Anas blow, all bets are off: Named as the runner-up.
“I think the runner up is when the Santa has blow.”
unknown · 1:16:33
nominee Jude Law's Is that a trick question? I'm actually serious.
“I also liked when Cameron Diaz says we should probably have sex if you want to, and Jude Bloss says...”
unknown · 1:16:50

The Shining (1980) · ‘The Shining’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan

Best Quotes · Best quotes not yet mentioned.

pick Jack: I would give my goddamn soul for a glass of beer: Jack might have given up his soul right there.
“I would give my goddamn soul for a glass of beer.”
unknown · 1:31:15
pick Wendy? I'm home
“Wendy?”
unknown · 1:31:37
pick Here's Johnny
“Here's Johnny was great during an iconic Johnny Carson run.”
unknown · 1:31:46
pick Some places shine and some don't
“Some places are like people, some shine and some don't.”
unknown · 1:32:49
pick Grady: You've had your whole fucking life to think things over
“You've had your whole fucking life to think things over.”
unknown · 1:33:23

Beverly Hills Cop (1984) · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · The best lines in the movie.

pick "Take those bananas": Damon Wayans' line at the Maitre D stand.
“Best quote, take those bananas.”
Bill Simmons · 1:15:43
pick "This is not my locker" as Cobb: Offered as an additional pick.
“Aside from this is not my locker.”
unknown · 1:16:04
pick Axel asking the valet to park the car in a good spot: Line about everything that happened the last time he parked there.
“When he pulls up to the valley, he goes, can you put this in a good spot because all this shit happened the last time I parked here.”
unknown · 1:16:09
pick "The super cop thing was working really well": How Eddie sells the beat after the cops contradict his story.
“We didn't give him credit for how he sold when the super cop scene.”
unknown · 1:16:19

Do the Right Thing (1989) · ‘Do The Right Thing’ With Sean Fennessey and Wesley Morris

Best quote · The favorite lines of the film.

pick Black Panther holding the comic book while eating pizza: A detail Sean only noticed on a recent rewatch.
“Black Panther eat pizza.”
Sean Fennessey · 1:22:51
pick Radio Raheem's love and hate speech
“Let me tell you the story right hand, left hand.”
Sean Fennessey · 1:23:38
pick Sweet Dick Willie on the barber who messed up your head: Sean calls it perhaps the funniest line.
“You want to boycott someone, you ought to start with the goddamn barber that fucked up your head.”
Sean Fennessey · 1:24:52
pick The Mayor's advice to Mookie: always do the right thing
“The conversation between the mayor and and Mookie when he says, always do the right thing. and Mookie says, that's it.”
Sean Fennessey · 1:25:05
pick Senor Love Daddy's roll call of black music: Wesley calls it a mini history of black music.
“Uh, I like the roll call?”
Wesley Morris · 1:25:21
pick Sal: I built this place with my bare hands
“I built this fucking place with my bare fucking hands.”
Sean Fennessey · 1:27:28
pick Mookie and Pino's exchange about who is black (Magic, Eddie Murphy, Prince): Wesley agrees it is the best conversation in the movie.
“You mentioned the whole exchange between Pinot and Mookie about, who's your favorite basketball player?”
Sean Fennessey · 1:29:01

Gone Girl (2014) · 'Gone Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Shea Serrano, Mallory Rubin, and Sean Fennessey

Best Quote · Favorite lines, with the Amy monologue off limits.

pick I swear you people are the most fucked up people I've ever known: Tanner Bolt's line, a non-Amy favorite.
“My favorite non-Amy quote is, I swear you people are the most fucked up people I've ever known, and I specialized in fucked up.”
Bill Simmons · 1:32:23
pick I love tests: Amy's answer to Nick asking for a paternity test; Bill's favorite line of the movie.
“That's my favorite line of the whole movie.”
Bill Simmons · 1:33:22
pick Fun fact for the readers, you have a world-class vagina: Mallory's pick, thrown out in case someone else took it.
“I was throwing it out there thinking maybe one of you were going to pick.”
Mallory Rubin · 1:33:49
pick I think of my wife. I always think of her head.: The opening narration and its questions about any marriage.
“The real payoff is the primal questions of any marriage, what are you thinking?”
Mallory Rubin · 1:34:11
pick I thought writers hated cliches: One of Go's good lines when she needles Nick about the affair.
“I love when goes like, I thought writers hated cliches.”
Mallory Rubin · 1:34:44
pick There's some wood, bitch: Go's pep talk, called the least believable line of dialogue in the movie.
“You can go home and fuck her brains out.”
unknown · 1:35:36
pick No, but it is humiliating: Gil's line, which gets at the gender politics of Nick being funded by Amy.
“I like, um, I like the exchange between Boney and Gil about how Amy is funding Nick's life and the line when Gil says, no, but it is humiliating.”
Mallory Rubin · 1:35:47
pick Invite pregnant idiot into your home and ply her with lemonade: One of Amy's many good lines.
“Invite pregnant idiot into your home implier of lemonade.”
unknown · 1:36:33
pick He actually expected me to love him unconditionally: Amy's line, which the speaker finds crushing.
“I think my favorite Amy one, though, is he actually expected me to love him unconditionally.”
unknown · 1:36:35

Collateral (2004) · ‘Collateral’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan

Best quote · The best line in the movie.

winner Vincent's improvise, adapt speech as Vincent: They say it is not a quotes movie, but this was probably the best one.
“I don't think this is a quotes movie, but that was probably the best one.”
unknown · 1:11:01
nominee Don't get me cornered, you don't have the trunk space as Vincent
“Don't get me cornered.”
unknown · 1:11:06

Reservoir Dogs (1992) · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan

Best quote · Favorite line from the movie.

pick The whole movie: Left the category empty because the whole movie is the best quote.
“I feel like this whole movie is the best quote.”
Bill Simmons · 1:19:55
pick 'I'm hungry. Let's get a taco.': Delivered right after the speech about which finger to cut off.
“My personal favorite is I'm hungry.”
unknown · 1:20:24
pick 'Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?': The line that stuck most, partly from the trailer.
“Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy?”
unknown · 1:20:46

When Harry Met Sally (1989) · ‘When Harry Met Sally’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins

Best Quote · The standout lines of dialogue.

pick Well, that symptom is fucking my wife
“Well, that symptom is fucking my wife.”
unknown · 1:20:57
pick Thin, pretty big tits, your basic nightmare
“Thin, pretty big tits, your basic nightmare is just such a good Carrie Fisher lad.”
unknown · 1:21:07
pick Baby fishmouth is sweeping the nation
“Oh, but baby fishmath is sweeping the nation.”
unknown · 1:21:12
pick Harry's New Year's Eve speech, I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out
“And then his whole speech at the end.”
unknown · 1:21:21
pick Restaurants are for people in the 80s, what theater was in the 60s, and pesto as the quiche of the 80s
“It's just so good.”
unknown · 1:18:29
pick It's too bad because you were the only person I knew in New York
“Um, I also really like, it's too bad because you were the only person I knew in New York.”
unknown · 1:22:41

Mean Girls (2004) · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins

Best quote · The best or most iconic line.

winner Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen: Called the iconic quote.
“I think it's Gretchen.”
unknown · 1:15:08
nominee Old boyfriends are off limits to friends
“Well, boyfriends are off limit to friends that's just the rules of feminism.”
unknown · 1:12:21
nominee Wow, Damien, you've truly outgaged yourself
“Wow, Damien, you've truly outgaged yourself is the big Lizzy Kaplan quote of that whole movie.”
unknown · 1:12:26
nominee I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom (top 3 quote)
“I'm a cool mom.”
unknown · 0:54:51
nominee On Wednesdays, we wear pink
“And on Wednesdays, we wear pink.”
unknown · 1:14:57

The Natural (1984) · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin

Best quote · Best line of dialogue.

winner I believe we have two lives: The life we learn with and the life we live after that.
“No, I believe we have 2 lives.”
Mallory Rubin · 1:25:45
pick The ball's as dry as your granddaddy's scalp
“Uh, Sam to the Whammer.”
Bill Simmons · 1:26:26
pick The only thing I know about the dark is you can't see in it as Roy Hobbs: Tells you Roy is a literal man.
“When he says the only thing I know about the dark is you can't see in it.”
Mallory Rubin · 1:28:21

Reality Bites (1994) · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · The best line or exchange in the movie.

pick The Bonnie Franklin and Schneider sexual tension line
“I personally love if I could bottle the sexual tension between Bonnie Franklin and Snyder.”
Bill Simmons · 1:11:51
pick 'I'm not under any orders to make the world a better place'
“I'm not under any orders to make the world a better place.”
unknown · 1:12:06
pick 'Mr. Brady died of AIDS' line
“Well, because Mr. Brady died of AIDS.”
unknown · 1:12:43
pick 'You look like a doily'
“I like you look like a doily.”
unknown · 1:12:59
pick The irony definition exchange: Calls it the single best exchange in the movie.
“the single best exchange in the movie is when she's like, they asked me what irony is.”
unknown · 1:13:06

Old School (2003) · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best Quote · Best line in the movie.

winner "Blue, you're my boy": The memorable quote other than earmuffs.
“Best quote comes down to Blue year, my boy.”
unknown · 0:57:48
winner "Earmuffs" and the cockballs exchange
“All I got to do is say earmuffs to him.”
unknown · 0:58:10
nominee Mitch's wedding toast about the early flight home from San Diego
“I do love the entire toast speech at the wedding.”
unknown · 0:58:35
nominee Beanie: "Columbus wasn't looking for America"
“Well, Columbus wasn't looking for America, my man, but that turned out pretty okay for everyone.”
unknown · 1:02:03
nominee "I know a great sand guy"
“I also really like, I know a great sand guy.”
unknown · 1:02:22

Tombstone (1993) · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan

Best quotes · The best lines in the movie.

pick I never saw a rich man that didn't have a guilty conscience
“I never saw a rich man that didn't have guilty conscience.”
unknown · 1:04:20
pick I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, Behan
“I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, Beehan.”
unknown · 1:04:28
pick It's not revenge he's after, it's a reckoning
“It's a reckoning.”
unknown · 1:04:36
pick Doc: 'Wyatt, why are you doing this?' / 'I got lots of friends'
“Yeah, well, I got lots of friends.”
unknown · 1:04:56
pick John, I apologize. I forgot you were there. You may go now.
“You may go now.”
unknown · 1:05:11
pick I'm your Huckleberry
“I'm your Huckleberry.”
unknown · 1:05:16

Taken (2008) · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano

Best quote · Best line in the movie, other than the speech.

nominee It's a flesh wound
“It's a flesh wound.”
Bill Simmons · 1:02:01
nominee Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stuart
“Now's not the time for dick measuring, Stuart.”
Bill Simmons · 1:02:04
winner That is what happens when you sit behind a desk (the weight of a gun): He settles on the last of his three; the speech is set aside as the best quote overall.
“And then that is what happens when you sit behind a desk.”
Bill Simmons · 1:02:09

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) · 'Mad Max: Fury Road,' With Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, Micah Peters, and Jason Concepcion

Best Quote · The best lines in the movie.

pick The Bullet Farmer's biblical patter
“Conductor of the choir of death.”
unknown · 0:53:13
pick Immortan Joe as Immortan Joe: Cites his biblical phrasing, such as the addicted to water line.
“I think almost everything he says is this sort of biblical phraseology, do not, my friends, become addicted to water.”
unknown · 0:53:25
pick Nux as Nux: Nux's 'Oh, what a day' and 'I live, I die, I live again' as signature phrases.
“I live, I die.”
unknown · 0:55:00
pick Max: 'that's bait' at the green place: A favorite line that is not one of the bigger ones.
“I think my favorite line from the movie that is not one of the bigger ones, I guess this aversive pick would be when they're rolling into where the green place is supposed to be and there's like the naked woman on the, on the, and he's just like, mm-mm, that's bait.”
unknown · 0:55:08
pick Nux and Slit: 'I am awaited in Valhalla': Good character building for the War Boy cult.
“Um, there's one, there's one very fun, um, sort of interaction between Nucks and Slit 2 when they're driving and they 1st see a Morton Joe and Nucks says, he looked at me.”
unknown · 0:55:35
pick Furiosa to Max: 'don't breathe'
“is that moment when they've got 4 bullets left in the rifle, and he shoots off a couple, and then she takes it and uses his shoulder as a balance, and then she's like, don't breathe.”
unknown · 0:56:11
pick Who killed the world?: A great hammer line that underlines the film's theme.
“Oh, I was going to say, then who killed the world is also just a great hammer line and really underlines the theme of the entire film, really?”
unknown · 0:56:33

Mission: Impossible (1996) · 'Mission: Impossible' With Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Jason Concepcion

Best quote · The best line in the movie.

nominee 'Do you read me? The list is in the open.'
“Sean has already pointed out, do you read me?”
Sean Fennessey · 0:58:32
nominee 'Dying slowly in America, after all, can be a very expensive proposition.'
“Dying slowly in America, after all, can be a very expensive proposition.”
Chris Ryan · 0:58:43
nominee 'I just want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail him his clothes.'
“I just want him manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day.”
Chris Ryan · 0:58:59
nominee 'They're dead. My team is dead.'
“Well, I still think it's just, they're dead.”
unknown · 0:59:37
winner 'You've never seen me very upset.': Picked for the dialogue sparring in that scene.
“Yeah, I'm going to go with you've never seen me very upset.”
unknown · 0:59:51

Midnight Run (1988) · 'Midnight Run' With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · The best line in the movie.

winner "Here come two words for you. Shut the fuck up.": The most-quoted line; the best quote is the whole movie.
“Best quotes the entire movie, but I think the one iconic I kind of quote is, here come 2 words for you.”
unknown · 1:04:28
pick "See you in the next life, Jack": A special shout out; it fits the ending where the two will never be friends.
“Right. It's so good, but to see you in the next life is just such a perfect thing because it's like, these guys are never going to be friends.”
unknown · 1:05:49
pick Eddie's "Everybody's telling me to go fuck myself" line: Called the second favorite quote in the movie.
“He has my 2nd favorite quote in the movie.”
unknown · 0:55:45

Jaws (1975) · 'Jaws,' With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey

Best Quote · The best line in the movie.

pick "You're going to need a bigger boat": Poses it as hard to beat; the others mostly add lines rather than replace it.
“Best quote, is there anything better than you're going to need a bigger boat?”
Bill Simmons · 1:16:20
pick The scars scene: Hooper's chest hair and "Mary Ellen Moffatt. She broke my heart"
“Uh, just because, um, the low-key best line in this movie is when Dreyfus is saying, I got the creme de la creme right here.”
unknown · 1:16:32
pick Hooper cleaning his mask: "I got no spit": A small line that shows how scared he is.
“That's such an effective line of dialogue.”
unknown · 1:17:48

Forrest Gump (1994) · ‘Forrest Gump’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey

Best Quotes · The best quotes in the movie.

pick Life is like a box of chocolates: The signature quote, though pop culture made it a cliche.
“Life is like a box of chocolates is the signature quote of this movie.”
unknown · 0:56:32
pick Forrest, you don't know what love is: A really mean thing to say to someone.
“Forrest, you don't know what love is.”
unknown · 0:56:12
pick Stupid is as stupid does
“Stupid is as stupid does.”
unknown · 0:56:19
pick I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is
“I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.”
unknown · 0:56:21

The Social Network (2010) · 'The Social Network' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan

Best Quote · The best line of the movie.

pick Dating you is like dating a Stairmaster / the 6'5", 220 line: Part of Bill's list of lines.
“Dating you is like dating a stairmaster.”
Bill Simmons · 1:01:59
pick Eduardo's "I'm coming back for everything" speech
“because you better lawyer up, asshole, because I'm coming back not for 30%.”
unknown · 1:02:21
pick Sean Parker's Napster monologue
“Napster wasn't a failure.”
unknown · 1:02:43
winner "If you were the inventors of Facebook, you would have invented Facebook.": Bill says he is down with it.
“I think if you were the founder of Facebook, you would have found it Facebook.”
Chris Ryan · 1:03:32

You've Got Mail (1998) · 'You’ve Got Mail' With Juliet Litman and Amanda Dobbins

Best Quote · Favorite line of the movie.

pick The bouquet of freshly sharpened pencils line
“If I knew your name and address, I would send you a bouquet of freshly sharpened pencils, which I was just thinking today.”
Amanda Dobbins · 0:48:28
pick Hello, New Jersey
“Mine is when they just yell, hello, New Jersey because it's so silly.”
Juliet Litman · 0:49:02
nominee Meg Ryan yelling 'sushi' as Greg Kinnear leaves: Named as a runner-up.
“So that's my runner-up.”
unknown · 0:49:25
nominee Greg Kinnear calling her a lone reed
“I also really like when Greg Kinnear calls her a lone read, alone read.”
unknown · 0:49:27
nominee Kathleen on people who introduce themselves by first name only, like cocktail waitresses
“Don't they know you're supposed to have a last name, which I think about a lot?”
unknown · 0:50:08

The Departed (2006) · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan

Greatest exchange · The best lines of dialogue.

pick The cranberry juice exchange
“It's a natural diuretic.”
Bill Simmons · 0:45:35
pick Nicholson: How's your mother? She's on her way out. We all are.
“How's your mother?”
Bill Simmons · 0:45:42
pick Wahlberg: I'm the guy who does this job. You must be the other guy.: His favorite.
“This is my favorite.”
Bill Simmons · 0:45:48
pick The Baldwin marriage monologue
“The Baldwin's whole marriage monologue that ends about ladies see the ring.”
Bill Simmons · 0:46:38
pick The world needs plenty of bartenders. 2 weeks with pay.: His favorite line.
“That's my favorite line.”
Bill Simmons · 0:47:06
pick Costigan to the therapist: why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun
“Why don't you just give me a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow my fucking head off.”
Chris Ryan · 0:47:15