Blank Check — Patreon: 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT

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The extraction calls the show “Blank Check with Griffin & David (Patreon)” and the episode “2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT”.

Hosts: Griffin Newman, David Sims. Guests: Ben Hosley, Marie Barty, Chip Smith (running bit character).

Subject films: none named.

On the transcript: No speaker labels; much crosstalk, so most speaker attributions are low confidence. Some Chip Smith bit lines are garbled and the opening reference to the 20th Century Report is a running joke.

Added from the extractor's memory, not said

Films that came up

passing (25)

Dune · Who Framed Roger Rabbit · Drive My Car · An Angel at My Table · Heaven's Gate · Thumbelina · Metropolis · Robocop · Star Trek · Oz the Great and Powerful · West Side Story · Screwed · Elf · The Matrix Resurrections · Batman (Burton films) · Batman (Nolan films) · Joker · Black Adam · Shazam! Fury of the Gods · Batgirl · Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom · The Flash · Blue Beetle · Moon Knight · Secret Invasion

anecdote (2)

Band of Brothers · Diamonds Are Forever

compared (23)

Dracula: Dead and Loving It · Robin Hood: Men in Tights · Life Stinks · High Anxiety · Silent Movie · Planet of the Apes · Live and Let Die · The Man with the Golden Gun · The Spy Who Loved Me · Moonraker · For Your Eyes Only · Octopussy · A View to a Kill · The Exorcist · Psycho · Exorcist prequel (Schrader version) · Exorcist prequel (Harlin version, transcribed 'Harlan') · Monty Python films · The Naked Gun films · The Wizard of Oz · The Dark Knight Rises · The Tick · The Crow

subject (7)

Batman: The Movie · Batman: Mask of the Phantasm · Batman Forever · Batman & Robin · The Lego Batman Movie · Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition) · The Batman

Claims (43)

  1. theme (comparison): Dune → Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Joke: Chip's co-producer was Judge Doom, so Doom/Dune won.
    “my co-producer was, of course, Judge Doom.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:07:14 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  2. theme (comparison): Chip Smith → Dune. Chip is called a Baron Harkonnen type; Dune won the most Oscars on a Chip-produced telecast.
    “you got some like kind of baron Harkonan vibes.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:07:29 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  3. verdict (verdict): Dune → Frank Herbert. The Baron is a predatory gay villain, which the speaker finds homophobic in a modern light.
    “I mean, it's kind of weird predatory, gay villain, right?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:08:05 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  4. verdict (verdict): David Lean → Alfred Hitchcock. Lean beating Hitchcock in the Sweet 16 was the first big surprise of the round.
    “I mean, I think the 1st huge surprise was David Lean beating Alfred Hitchcock.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:10:51 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  5. verdict (verdict): Orson Welles → David Lean. The speaker knew Welles would likely beat either Lean or Hitchcock, but wanted Lean to advance.
    “I knew Wells would probably beat either of those guys, but I was kind of like, would be pretty cool.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:11:14 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  6. career (career): David Lean → Powell and Pressburger. A Lean vs Archers matchup would have been interesting because Lean used to work with the Archers.
    “Really, a lean archer's matchup would have been so interesting because David Lean used to work with the archers.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:12:30 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  7. programming (programming): Fritz Lang → Jonathan Demme. Lang was a bracket entry like Demme: a filmography they feared was too long for people to want.
    “He was a guy much like Jonathan Demi, where we were like, that might be a little bit too long for that guy.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:15:26 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  8. people (people): Buster Keaton → Dana Stevens. Keaton was expected to win his region because of support from past March Madnesses and Dana Stevens's book and visit.
    “Buster Keaton was going to win that region”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:15:50 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  9. programming (programming): Mel Brooks → Steven Spielberg. Brooks is seeded too low and is ahead of Spielberg, the longest remaining filmography.
    “Mel Brooks is someone who, I think we seeded too low.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:17:17 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  10. programming (programming): Preston Sturges → Orson Welles. Sturges, a 7 seed, was placed against Welles, a tough draw.
    “Now we had him against Wells.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:18:04 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  11. programming (programming): Michael Cimino → Heaven's Gate. Cimino was seeded second because Heaven's Gate is such a famed blank checker; his loss to Brooks was a surprise.
    “I had Chamino as the 2 because I think Heaven's Gate is such a famed blank checker”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:18:24 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  12. people (people): Mel Brooks → Band of Brothers. Brooks is a WWII veteran of the Battle of the Bulge, which Band of Brothers (produced by Spielberg) depicts.
    “Mel Brooks is a World War 2 veteran who was in the Battle of the Bulge, which is detailed in Band of Brothers, produced by Steven Spielberg.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:19:29 · unknown (0.40 sure it was them)
  13. theme (theme): Mel Brooks → Adolf Hitler. Brooks's war service informs his pointed but not strident comedy about Hitler, deflating the myth.
    “he fought in that war and did so much comedy about Hitler in a way that felt very pointed, but also wasn't strident”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:20:11 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  14. contrast (contrast): Robin Hood: Men in Tights → Friedberg and Seltzer. The speaker says the movie is far better than a Friedberg-Seltzer spoof; vintage wine by comparison.
    “You compare that to like a Friedberg seltzer.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:20:55 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  15. programming (programming): Mel Brooks → Don Bluth. Brooks had the most decisive victory in the previous round, over Bluth.
    “he had the most decisive victory.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:22:05 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  16. programming (programming): Orson Welles → Powell and Pressburger. The closest round was Welles vs Powell and Pressburger; the speaker thinks Blank Check should add the Archers eventually.
    “I do think that we should add the archers to the pile of blank shack should just do them eventually.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:24:33 · unknown (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. programming (programming): Buster Keaton → Charlie Chaplin. Keaton/Chaplin, Kubrick, Spielberg and Welles were assumed to be the four titans of the bracket.
    “I think we like the 4 obvious frontrunners in each quadrant felt like, uh, perhaps going in Keaton slash chaplain.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:25:25 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  18. contrast (contrast): Jane Campion → Mel Brooks. After Campion's uncomfortable run of movies, voters seem to want comedy, which helps Brooks.
    “Campion is like, that was a run of movies that make people feel uncomfortable.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:26:46 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  19. contrast (contrast): Mel Brooks → Don Bluth. Brooks has captured the nostalgia vote that was expected to go to Bluth or Spielberg.
    “he's sort of solidified the nostalgia vote.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:27:13 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  20. what-if (what-if): Orson Welles → Mel Brooks. A Brooks win over Welles in the final four could make Brooks a champion.
    “I feel like if if Mel beats Orson... Then he can be Cooper.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:28:39 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  21. contrast (contrast): Mel Brooks → Stanley Kubrick. Brooks and Kubrick are opposite in vibe, so Brooks may do better against Kubrick than Welles would.
    “Brooks and Kubrick will be at such opposite ends in terms of vibe, right?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:29:00 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  22. verdict (verdict): Stanley Kubrick → Fritz Lang. The speaker predicts Kubrick will beat Lang despite Lang's run of surprises.
    “I think Kubrick probably bodies laying as much as Lang has surprised us every single matchup.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:29:16 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  23. verdict (verdict): Roger Moore → Sean Connery. Moore beating Robocop was the biggest Patreon bracket surprise; the speaker expected Connery to beat him.
    “This is the most surprising thing on either bracket for me because I was just convinced that Connery would smoke him.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:31:40 · unknown (0.40 sure it was them)
  24. verdict (verdict): The Man with the Golden Gun → Christopher Lee. The film is terrible but Lee is really good as the villain.
    “Then the Man with the Golden Gun, which is a terrible movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:33:01 · unknown (0.40 sure it was them)
  25. verdict (verdict): Roger Moore → The Spy Who Loved Me. The Spy Who Loved Me is the platonic ideal of a Roger Moore Bond.
    “kind of the platonic ideal of a Roger Bond.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:33:12 · unknown (0.40 sure it was them)
  26. people (people): A View to a Kill → Duran Duran. A View to a Kill has Grace Jones, Christopher Walken and the Duran Duran song; Moore is creaky.
    “That's got the Duran Duran song.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:34:14 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  27. people (people): Diamonds Are Forever → Bruce Glover. Bruce Glover, Crispin Glover's dad, is the henchman Mr. Wint in a Connery Bond.
    “Crispin Glover's dad is Bruce Glover, who is in Diamonds are forever.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:34:33 · unknown (0.40 sure it was them)
  28. programming (programming): The Exorcist → Psycho. The Exorcist beat Psycho in the horror region; the hosts want to do Psycho too.
    “He came down to Exorcist and Psycho, which personally, I was very pleased with.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:34:48 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  29. contrast (contrast): Paul Schrader → Renny Harlin. The Schrader and Harlin Exorcist prequels are the same movie but not; more interesting if you've seen Harlin's.
    “the Schrader and the Harlan movies, which are the same movie, but not.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:35:27 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  30. verdict (verdict): Renny Harlin → Exorcist prequel (Harlin version, transcribed 'Harlan'). The speaker found the Harlin version functional junk despite the chaos around it.
    “I was like, for all of the chaos around it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:35:45 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  31. contrast (contrast): Monty Python films → The Naked Gun films. Python films are very different from each other; Naked Gun films keep a similar formula.
    “Those are very different movies.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:36:49 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  32. contrast (contrast): Monty Python films → The Naked Gun films. Naked Gun films repeat a similar formula movie to movie.
    “You know, it's a similar formula.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:36:53 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  33. verdict (verdict): Planet of the Apes → The Wizard of Oz. Apes are dominant against Oz: strong and many, while Oz is just a guy behind a curtain.
    “Oz is just a guy behind a curtain.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:37:35 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  34. programming (programming): The Wizard of Oz → Oz the Great and Powerful. If Oz won the Patreon bracket, they'd time the series around Oz the Great and Powerful.
    “if Oz were to win, we would want it to be done around the same time as Oz the Great and Power.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:37:57 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  35. contrast (contrast): The Spy Who Loved Me → Planet of the Apes. Bond gadgets, like the submarine car, are the pitch for Bond against the Apes.
    “He's a famous underwater car in the spy who loved me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:38:59 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  36. people (people): Batman: The Movie → Lorenzo Semple Jr.. The 1966 Batman film was written by Lorenzo Semple Jr.
    “I know it was written by Lorenzo Semple Jr., one of the real geezers.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:45:29 · unknown (0.40 sure it was them)
  37. career (career): Batman: The Movie → Leslie Martinson. The 1966 Batman film is directed by Martinson, who mostly worked in TV, so no miniseries.
    “Uh, and we felt like confident enough that there's not going to be a Leslie Martinson miniseries anytime soon.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:45:38 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  38. theme (comparison): Batman & Robin → The Dark Knight Rises. Joke: Bane's 2nd best performance is Batman & Robin; Dark Knight Rises is the other Bane movie.
    “I would say it's probably Bane's 2nd best performance in a movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:46:45 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  39. programming (programming): Batman Forever → The Lego Batman Movie. The Patreon order runs Batman Forever, Batman & Robin, then BvS Ultimate Edition, Lego Batman, The Batman.
    “It's Batman forever. Batman and Robin, the Lego Batman movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:47:01 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  40. programming (programming): Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (Ultimate Edition) → The Lego Batman Movie. They will do the Ultimate Edition of BvS before Lego Batman.
    “I think we're doing the ultimate edition.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:47:09 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  41. theme (comparison): Blue Beetle → The Tick. Blue Beetle is kind of ticky.
    “It's kind of ticky.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:49:02 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  42. theme (comparison): Blue Beetle → The Crow. Blue Beetle is a bit like the Crow, possessed by spirits.
    “he's also a little bit like the crow.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:49:04 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  43. industry (industry): Moon Knight → Oscar Isaac. Moon Knight with Oscar Isaac feels like it should be a movie rather than a TV series.
    “Isn't it weird that they did Moon Knight with Oscar Isaac and they're just kind of pooping it out next week on television?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:49:12 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)

Fun items (24)

  1. fun, about March Madness: Annual listener vote on which director's filmography Blank Check covers; the hosts say it is absolute madness.
    “Our listeners vote for a director, a filmography that we will cover within that calendar year on the show.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:08:36 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Lean vs Hitchcock: Lean led narrowly, then a 3 AM Hitchcock surge made it look like shenanigans; margin about 200 votes out of 11,000.
    “I think it was a difference of like 200 votes out of 11,000.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:12:47 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Bracket integrity: Producer says people tried to stuff the ballot box; he can see votes by IP address and deleted the suspicious ones.
    “So on the back end of things, I can see voting by IP address”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:13:09 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Jane Campion: Campion did surprisingly well last year, revealing an unexpected pocket of passion; they treat such passion as a main value of the bracket.
    “the fact that campion performed surprisingly well last year”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:14:32 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about Fritz Lang: Lang made the final four unexpectedly; had he been alive he would be 132.
    “He would be 132 years old, which would be pretty cool.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:19:00 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Mel Brooks: Brooks, 95, is a WWII veteran; the speaker learned of his Battle of the Bulge service while watching Band of Brothers.
    “I mean he's 95 years old.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:19:50 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Robin Hood: Men in Tights: Brooks appears as a rabbi with a circumcision guillotine, one of the best parts of the movie.
    “he appears as a rabbi who has a circumcision guillotine”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:20:35 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about Don Bluth: Don Bluth got bodied by a strong case against him on the show; the speaker is no big fan of the films but finds his career narrative fascinating.
    “I just think the narrative of his career is fascinating.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:22:49 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about Chip Smith bit: Running bit: Chip is a gaseous cloud who produced the Oscars, tortures porcupines for notes, and stole the B from Ben's name.
    “I got the B.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:23:53 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about Archers: Hosts suggest just doing the Archers anyway, like surprise-dropping a U2 album.
    “It'll be like the fucking U2 album.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:25:05 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Roger Moore Bond: Twelve-year run, 7 movies; joke about two martinis per episode.
    “I'm just counting the amount of episodes we do, 12 episodes, 2 martinis per episode at least.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:32:42 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Live and Let Die: Blaxploitation-influenced Bond with a memorable villain; the speaker calls it a wonderful movie.
    “That's the black exploitation influenced one”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:32:54 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about Jaws (Bond henchman): Ben is told about the man with metal teeth who started as henchman and was turned good because audiences liked him.
    “He was a henchman in one and people liked him so much, they were like, make him a good guy.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:33:39 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about Crispin Glover's dad: The speaker once won a trivia night by knowing Bruce Glover played a henchman in Diamonds Are Forever.
    “We won this at trivia once off of figuring out which more movie Crispin Glover's dad was a henchman in.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:34:27 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Monty Python vs Naked Gun: Comedy final framed as lesser of two evils: John Cleese in 2022 or O.J. Simpson.
    “who would you guys rather, uh, spend time with, uh, John Cleese in 2022 or O.J. Simpson?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:36:14 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!: O.J. spends about 90 percent of each movie in a coma.
    “OJ spends like 90% of each movie in a coma.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:36:34 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Planet of the Apes: Speaker argues the Apes series is the template for franchise storytelling, planned in advance in a very Fei-ish way, with integrity.
    “And we're like planned out in advance in a very fei-ish way, but I think have a lot of integrity.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:38:34 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Bond gadgets: Pitch for Oz-versus-Bond voting: Bond car spits grease, underwater car, Mario Kart green shell joke.
    “pretty fucking cool, dude.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:39:21 · unknown (0.20 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Oscars 2022: Jamie Lee Curtis brought a little dog onstage during the Betty White tribute; hosts puzzle over why.
    “I could not believe Jamie Lee Curtis came out there with like a little dog.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:40:37 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Oscars In Memoriam: Charles Grodin got the last In Memoriam slot after three spotlights took the shine off; Norm and Bob Saget were left out.
    “I thought it was nice that Grodden got the last one after that.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:42:00 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Next Patreon series: Next Patreon series is called Not All Batman, covering Batman films never done on the show.
    “We're calling it hashtag, not all Batman.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:44:59 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Batman & Robin: Joke: Bane in a fedora and trench coat in the girlfriend role.
    “He's in like Ninja Turtles disguise mode.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:46:36 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Hosley's name: The B from Ben was stolen, so Ben becomes Adam; Black Adam joke.
    “David, it's Adam again.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:48:19 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Blue Beetle: Hosts say they only cover movies that are real and exist and are seen by people, ruling out The Flash.
    “we only do episodes on movies that are real and exist and are seen by people.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · 2022 MARCH MADNESS UPDATE 2 PRESENTED BY THE CHIP REPORT · 0:48:42 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them)

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