Blank Check with Griffin & David: As Good as It Gets with Chris Gethard
Published 2018-04-15; 2:03:11 by the feed.
As extracted (engineer-sonnet-2026-10-13)
The extraction calls the show “Blank Check with Griffin & David” and the episode “As Good as It Gets with Chris Gethard”.
Hosts: Griffin Newman, David Sims, Ben Hosley (producer, in the room, speaks briefly). Guests: Chris Gethard.
Subject films: As Good as It Gets (1997).
On the transcript: No speaker labels; a three-way conversation with Ben Hosley chiming in, so many attributions between Griffin and David are guesses, while Chris's lines are easy to identify from his biography (born 1980, northern NJ, Adirondacks). The recording is mostly digressive talk and the actual film discussion starts around 0:32:00.
Added from the extractor's memory, not said
- 'Domhnall Gleeson' and 'A Futile and Stupid Gesture' are guesses from memory about the National Lampoon movie with glasses; only 'the National Lampoon movie' and David Wain were said.
- 'Max von Sydow' for 'Max Fonsito' is a guess from memory.
- Cuba Gooding Jr. is said to have won the Oscar for Boys in the Hood (as the speaker says); in reality the Oscar was for Jerry Maguire. Recorded as spoken.
- 'Kerry Washington' as the transcript's 'Carrie Washington', 'Mena Suvari', 'Rian Johnson', 'Sydney Pollack' etc. are spelling corrections from memory.
Films that came up
passing (58)
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith · Star Wars: Return of the Jedi · Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back · Finding Dory · Ferris Bueller's Day Off · Dirty Dancing · Pretty Woman (uncertain; transcribed 'Pretty Fre') · Men in Black · The Lost World: Jurassic Park · Liar Liar · Air Force One · My Best Friend's Wedding · Tomorrow Never Dies · Face/Off · Batman & Robin · Con Air · Hercules · Adam Devine Netflix time-loop movie (title not said) · Same Kind of Different as Me · Anita Hill biopic (HBO; title not said) · Austin Powers in Goldmember (transcribed 'goal member') · American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson (TV; 'the OJ show') · The Pledge · Anger Management · About Schmidt · Something's Gotta Give · The Departed · The Bucket List · How Do You Know · Hoffa (transcribed 'Kafa'; uncertain) · Blood and Wine · Closer · Charlie Wilson's War · What Planet Are You From? (Gary Shandling movie; title not said) · Primary Colors · The Birdcage · The Basketball Diaries · Welcome to the Dollhouse · Phantom Thread (Daniel Day-Lewis breakfast order; transcribed 'Phantom bread') · 3:00 High (transcribed '3 o'clock high') · The Legend of Billie Jean · Maximum Overdrive · Wings of the Dove · Afterglow · Mrs. Brown · The Apostle · Ulee's Gold · Wag the Dog · L.A. Confidential · K-PAX · The Outsiders · Mouse Hunt · Scream 2 · An American Werewolf in Paris · Flubber · Mr. Magoo (live action) · The Postman · Amistad
anecdote (36)
Star Wars: Rogue One · Star Wars: The Last Jedi · Star Wars: The Force Awakens · Iron Man 3 · The Heat · National Lampoon movie with glasses (title not said) · Sabrina · Dear God · Mystery Men · You've Got Mail · Nurse Betty · Loser · Auto Focus · Stuck on You · Chill Factor · Men of Honor · Pearl Harbor · Rat Race · The Fighting Temptations · Norbit · The Book of Henry · Captain Underpants · Black Knight · Joker (Todd Phillips, unreleased) · 8mm · The Mexican · Flatliners · Anchorman 2 · Toxic Avenger Part III · National Lampoon's European Vacation · Catwoman · The Wolfman · Romance & Cigarettes · Little Man · White Chicks · Soul Plane
subject (1)
compared (19)
Groundhog Day · Planes, Trains and Automobiles · Jerry Maguire · Titanic · Good Will Hunting · Say Anything · The Graduate · Boys in the Hood · The Wrestler · Terms of Endearment · Broadcast News · I'll Do Anything · Mars Attacks! · Batman · Wolf · Mary Shelley's Frankenstein · Bram Stoker's Dracula · Easy Rider · Spanglish
recommended (7)
Brigsby Bear · The Last Song · Gladiator · I'm Still Here · Breaking Away · Jackie Brown · Dude, Where's My Car?
dismissed (6)
Flash of Genius · Snow Dogs · Radio · Boat Trip · Coyote Ugly · Van Helsing
Claims (63)
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theme (theme):
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story → Admiral Raddus.
A host's reading of Rogue One is that it is really about Raddus.
“It was a vanity piece for General Radis.”
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theme (theme):
Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens → Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi.
Chris jokes both films are secretly about Nien Nunb.
“Force Awakens and Last Jedi have both secretly been about Nee and Nub.”
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industry (industry):
Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens → Wedge Antilles.
The Max Fonsito character was meant to be Wedge, but the actor held out for a bigger part.
“The Max Fonsito character in Force Awakens was supposed to be Wedge as like a handshake.”
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career (career):
John Ratzenberger → Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.
Ratzenberger is the king of residuals: Empire, every Pixar movie, Cheers.
“Oh, the king of residuals is John Ratzenberger.”
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contrast (contrast):
Star Wars: Episode VIII – The Last Jedi → Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith.
Chris hates Poe's mutiny; a host says it sounds like he wants a Kit Fisto, who broke rules without risking lives.
“It sounds like you want like a Fisto there.”
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career (career):
Jennifer Grey → Dirty Dancing.
Grey became a star in Ferris Bueller and Dirty Dancing and her career died after a nose job.
“becomes a big star is in Ferris Bueller's in Dirty Dancing.”
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craft (craft):
As Good as It Gets → Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Chris ranks Nicholson's unapologetic jerk alongside Steve Martin in Planes, Trains and Automobiles among the best comedic performances.
“Steve Martin in Plains Trains and Audible.”
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craft (craft):
As Good as It Gets → Jerry Maguire.
Both are classic 90s movies that start a whole second movie mid-film.
“It's one of those classic 90s like Jerry Maguire, where it's just like, let's just do like a whole other movie in the middle of the movie.”
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theme (theme):
Say Anything... → As Good as It Gets.
Say Anything is the top example of a 'but I like her' genre in which a refused man persists until the woman caves, a genre the hosts apply to romcoms like this one.
“Obviously say anything's a huge one.”
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theme (theme):
The Graduate → Say Anything....
Also fits the 'but I like her' genre, and rewatched it reads as stalking.
“Well, the graduate is insane.”
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contrast (contrast):
As Good as It Gets → Groundhog Day.
A host argues Groundhog Day's redemption of a jerk is more commendable than Melvin's.
“but look at Groundhog Day, another one, but in a way that I think actually is more commendable.”
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verdict (verdict):
As Good as It Gets → Groundhog Day.
Doubts Melvin's growth compared with Phil Connors's growth.
“I don't know that I buy Melvin's growth.”
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industry (industry):
As Good as It Gets → Will & Grace.
Kinnear's gay character came a year before Will & Grace changed depictions on TV.
“To give you some perspective, this is a year before the TV show Will and Grace debuts.”
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career (career):
Greg Kinnear → Sabrina.
Kinnear went from Talk Soup to Sabrina, a disappointing prestige remake.
“Sidney Pollock, Academy Award winner plucks him to start on a remake of Sabrina”
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career (career):
Greg Kinnear → Dear God.
A second disappointing Kinnear vehicle that followed Sabrina.
“Yes, and then there's also Dear God, a Gary Marshall movie.”
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verdict (verdict):
As Good as It Gets → Greg Kinnear.
Chris asks if the film is Kinnear's career peak.
“as good as it gets, is it peak Kaneer?”
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career (career):
Greg Kinnear → You've Got Mail.
After the film Kinnear keeps being the obstacle in someone else's romance.
“He plays the Baxter in that.”
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career (career):
Greg Kinnear → Nurse Betty.
Kinnear is again the unwanted man, here scalped.
“He gets his head, his scalp cut off.”
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career (career):
Greg Kinnear → Loser.
Cast as a creepy professor sleeping with a student.
“Loser, he plays creepy college professor.”
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career (career):
Greg Kinnear → Auto Focus.
In 2002 he made an Oscar-style movie about a porn-filming Hogan's Heroes actor.
“he makes autofocus, which everyone's like, oh, here's an Oscar, Oscar movie”
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career (career):
Cuba Gooding Jr. → Boys in the Hood.
Chris notes Gooding won his Oscar for Boys in the Hood (as said), making this his first film after being an Oscar winner.
“I mean, he won the Oscar for Boys in the Hood, right?”
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people (people):
As Good as It Gets → Chill Factor.
Gooding and Skeet Ulrich supposedly bonded on this set and made Chill Factor together.
“They clearly just hit it off so hard at the craft service table on as good as it gets that they said, we got to find a vehicle for the 2 of us”
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career (career):
Cuba Gooding Jr. → Radio.
Boat Trip, Radio and Snow Dogs within 18 months; career downfall.
“Boat trip radio snow dogs all within 18 months?”
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career (career):
Cuba Gooding Jr. → Norbit.
Gooding plays the other boyfriend that the heroine has to leave.
“Like he plays the other boyfriend that Candy Newton has to lead.”
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what-if (what-if):
Joaquin Phoenix → Joker.
Breaking news that Phoenix is in talks to play the Joker in Todd Phillips's standalone film.
“guess who's in talks to play the Joker in Todd Phillips's standalone Joker movie?”
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lineage (lineage):
Joker → Batman.
A new Joker ties right into Nicholson's Joker.
“Wow, topical ties right into the jack.”
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craft (craft):
Joaquin Phoenix → Gladiator.
Chris likes Phoenix's Gladiator performance.
“I'll say, I really appreciated his performance in Gladiator.”
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craft (craft):
Joaquin Phoenix → 8mm.
Phoenix gives a really good performance in a bad movie.
“Oh, Joaquin Phoenix an 8 millimeter, by the way.”
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people (people):
Joel Schumacher → 8mm.
Roberts named Flatliners and Gandolfini named 8mm as their regrets; both are Schumacher films.
“And then Julie Roberts said, oh, we both said Joel Schumacher movies.”
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craft (craft):
Cuba Gooding Jr. → Jerry Maguire.
His strength was more energy than any actor alive, as in Jerry Maguire, but it is too hot for this film.
“This was a moment where I think Cuba's greatest strength was he had more energy than any other actor alive.”
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contrast (contrast):
Cuba Gooding Jr. → Greg Kinnear.
Gooding is big; Kinnear plays a sensitive shrinking violet.
“Because Kuneer can, he's so good at playing such like a sensitive shrinking violet.”
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career (career):
Cuba Gooding Jr. → The Wrestler.
His O.J. role is like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler: the character fits his own narrative.
“I think the OJ thing is kind of like Mickey Rourke and the wrestler”
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lineage (lineage):
James L. Brooks → Cameron Crowe.
Crowe is described as Brooks's protégé, and the two share a tone.
“And Cameron Crowe was like his protégé.”
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lineage (lineage):
As Good as It Gets → Jerry Maguire.
Brooks and Crowe share a very similar tone and mix of emotions.
“But they have a very similar tone and sort of like touch and mix of emotions and all that.”
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lineage (lineage):
Cameron Crowe → Billy Wilder.
Crowe worships Billy Wilder, whose versatility Brooks also has.
“Cameron Crowe worships at the feet of Billy Wilder, of course”
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career (career):
James L. Brooks → Broadcast News.
Brooks moved from sitcoms to films and had a big success with Terms of Endearment, then Broadcast News, argued to be even better.
“makes huge success in terms of endearment, then broadcast news, which we argue is even better.”
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career (career):
I'll Do Anything → As Good as It Gets.
After the disaster of I'll Do Anything, Brooks needed to get his groove back, and As Good as It Gets did it.
“And then makes, I'll do anything, which is like a disaster.”
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people (people):
Jack Nicholson → Terms of Endearment.
Brooks had already worked with Nicholson on Terms of Endearment, where he won an Oscar.
“he'd work with Nicholson on terms of endearment, he wins an Oscar.”
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people (people):
Jack Nicholson → Broadcast News.
Nicholson also pops off in Broadcast News, another Brooks film.
“Nicholson also pops off in broadcast news.”
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industry (industry):
As Good as It Gets → Mars Attacks!.
Released the same year; a host loved Mars Attacks for Nicholson's double performance.
“This is the same year as Mars Attacks, and I was all fucking about Mars Attacks, in both Jack Nicholson performances, blows the roof off.”
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industry (industry):
As Good as It Gets → Batman.
As Good as It Gets is Nicholson's second-highest grosser, behind Batman.
“This is his 2nd highest grossing film ever only behind Batman.”
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contrast (contrast):
As Good as It Gets → Wolf.
Nicholson's earlier 90s films had a harder edge; this is the softest, cheeriest Nicholson movie.
“But Jack Nicholson, usually the movies he's in have a harder edge.”
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programming (programming):
Wolf → Bram Stoker's Dracula.
Wolf is grouped with Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and Bram Stoker's Dracula as a loose 90s trilogy of monsters who fuck.
“That was part of that loose, unofficial 90s trilogy of monsters who fuck, which was Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, Bram Stroker's Dracula, and Wolf.”
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people (people):
Mike Nichols → Judd Apatow.
Chris could have met Nichols through Apatow to talk about early improv.
“and he mentioned that he had just met Mike Nichols.”
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career (career):
Mike Nichols → Wolf.
Nichols had a smooth career with Wolf as the weird hiccup, to hosts' amusement.
“Motherfucker made wolf.”
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industry (industry):
Helen Hunt → As Good as It Gets.
Hunt was the first to win an Emmy and an Oscar in the same year (Mad About You and this film).
“win the Emmy and the Oscar in the same year.”
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craft (craft):
Jack Nicholson → As Good as It Gets.
A host says Nicholson designed his own character's wardrobe, aiming for a downtown look, then jokes he sewed it himself like Daniel Day-Lewis.
“Jack Nicholson designed the wardrobe for this character.”
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craft (craft):
As Good as It Gets → Titanic.
Unlike Titanic's Jack, the drawings here are actually impressive because they are by a real artist.
“more so than Titanic this same year where they want you to be like aghast with Jack's drawings.”
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industry (industry):
As Good as It Gets → Titanic.
Asks if this thoughtful character piece broke out in a year of Titanic and Men in Black.
“in a year where it was like Titanic, Men in Black, all of a sudden, here's this like, thoughtful character piece.”
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industry (industry):
Terms of Endearment → Star Wars: Return of the Jedi.
Terms of Endearment was the second-biggest film of its year, behind Return of the Jedi (corrected from Empire).
“No, Return of the Jedi.”
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career (career):
Lawrence Kasdan → Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.
Kasdan, a cameo in As Good as It Gets, is introduced as the screenwriter of Empire Strikes Back.
“as the screenwriter of Empire Strikes Back.”
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career (career):
Shane Black → Iron Man 3.
Shane Black (cameo here) directed Iron Man 3, which cut Chris.
“Director of Fireman 3, who later cut me from his film.”
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career (career):
Todd Solondz → Welcome to the Dollhouse.
The man on the bus is Welcome to the Dollhouse's director.
“welcome to the dollhouse director, Todd Solins, just sitting there awkwardly.”
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career (career):
Maya Rudolph → As Good as It Gets.
Her first film role, before SNL in 2000.
“but this is her 1st film role.”
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career (career):
Lisa Edelstein → House M.D..
Edelstein and Peter Jacobson play the restaurant's Jewish targets 15 years before House.
“Yeah, to Lisa Edelstein and Pete Jacobson, both from house.”
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craft (craft):
As Good as It Gets → Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
The audience sides with the nuisance (Candy / Simon) against the clear jerk, the same dynamic Kinnear sustains against Nicholson.
“even though Steve Barnes clearly a dick are like, yeah, but fucking John Candy, this guy is a nuisance.”
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verdict (verdict):
As Good as It Gets → Good Will Hunting.
A host would have given the Oscar to Damon; another recalls Nicholson more.
“I love Matt Damon, but I remember Jack Nicholson's performance a lot more.”
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what-if (what-if):
Greg Kinnear → Breaking Away.
A host quips Greg Kinnear (from Indiana) could have been in Breaking Away.
“Greg Kinnear could have been in that.”
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programming (programming):
Breaking Away → The Outsiders.
Chris watched both for the first time back to back on planes.
“Yeah, I watched that and the outsiders back to back on planes.”
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lineage (lineage):
As Good as It Gets → Spanglish.
Spanglish is the bad version of As Good as It Gets: no plot, lots of monologues.
“you watch Spanglish after this and you're like, wow, like, this is the bad version of as good as it gets.”
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career (career):
James L. Brooks → Spanglish.
After Broadcast News Brooks took the wrong lessons from each film about what he used to do well.
“from broadcast news on, he takes the wrong lessons from each movie about what he used to do well.”
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programming (programming):
As Good as It Gets → Tomorrow Never Dies.
It opened at number three on Dec. 26, 1997 behind Titanic and Tomorrow Never Dies.
“It opened at number three.”
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programming (programming):
As Good as It Gets → Jackie Brown.
Jackie Brown opened the same Christmas weekend and bombed while As Good as It Gets took off.
“It's his best film, though, and it's called Jackie Brown.”
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Fun items (24)
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fun, about
Al Roker / The Chris Gethard Show:
Roker turned Chris down on Christmas Eve 2009, so Chris went bigger and tweeted at Diddy, launching his career.
“You could say that a lot of my career took off because Al Roker rejected me.”
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fun, about
Star Wars: The Last Jedi / Poe Dameron:
Chris's rant that Poe is a mutineer and war criminal responsible for most of the rebels' deaths.
“This guy, by the standards of any military outfit, should be they should behead him on TV for treason and mutiny.”
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fun, about
Star Wars: The Force Awakens / Wedge Antilles:
Chris tells the story that Wedge's actor held out for a bigger part and the studio shrugged.
“Or we'll just fucking draw this in a computer, dick.”
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fun, about
Chris Gethard:
He still gets residual checks for three movies he was cut out of, including Iron Man 3.
“I get residuals from 3 movies I was cut out of, which is insane.”
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fun, about
Star Wars: The Last Jedi / Leia in space:
The director's reply to critics of Leia's space-flight scene.
“She doesn't have any air, she's in space, and he's like, moving in space is very easy.”
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fun, about
Nien Nunb:
Rumor that his gibberish was real Kenyan dialect and audiences there roared in 1983.
“Audiences roar and laughter because he says, what are you doing over there?”
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fun, about
Drew Carey:
After LASIK and weight loss nobody accepted his look, so he now wears fake glasses.
“So he now wears fake glasses.”
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fun, about
Jack Nicholson:
Chris puts Melvin Udall in his top three unapologetic dickhead performances.
“I think Jack Nicholson and this might be in my top three.”
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fun, about
As Good as It Gets:
Sixth biggest movie of 1997 despite Titanic and Men in Black.
“It was the 6th biggest movie of the year.”
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fun, about
Chill Factor:
The trailer is a rare misdirect that works until it cuts to Cuba and Skeet Ulrich hamming it up.
“Chill Factor is one of the only trailers I've seen that pulls that off successfully”
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fun, about
8mm:
Chris describes the needle-reset-on-a-record scare as a terrifying moment.
“and there's a vinyl record playing, and it runs out, and then you hear the needle get reset from another room”
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fun, about
Julia Roberts and James Gandolfini:
In an interview they named Flatliners and 8mm as their regrets, both Joel Schumacher films.
“And then Julie Roberts said, oh, we both said Joel Schumacher movies.”
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fun, about
Cuba Gooding Jr.:
A boxing-match metaphor for his career arc.
“This is his career is like a boxing match where he comes out in the 1st round and knocks his opponent down 3 times”
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fun, about
As Good as It Gets:
Helen Hunt said it was not meant as a romcom; Brooks only asked for a kiss on the final scene.
“And then when they filmed the final scene, James L. Brooks was like, Try kissing her.”
Blank Check with Griffin & David · As Good as It Gets with Chris Gethard · 1:12:31 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them) -
fun, about
As Good as It Gets:
Brooks did not originate the script, unlike every other movie he made; he punched up the dialogue.
“And this script wasn't originated by him, which every other movie he's done.”
Blank Check with Griffin & David · As Good as It Gets with Chris Gethard · 1:15:19 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them) -
fun, about
Mike Nichols:
Chris missed a chance to talk early improv with Nichols via Judd Apatow.
“I could have sat with Mike Nichols and just talked about the earliest days of improv.”
Blank Check with Griffin & David · As Good as It Gets with Chris Gethard · 1:20:29 · Chris Gethard (0.70 sure it was them) -
fun, about
As Good as It Gets:
Opening scene has Melvin throwing a dog down a garbage chute and berating Kinnear; the hosts note it is the opposite of save the cat.
“It's also like, it's pretty audacious of Brooks to be like, I'm literally going to do the opposite of save the cat in the 1st shot of my movie.”
Blank Check with Griffin & David · As Good as It Gets with Chris Gethard · 1:25:54 · unknown (0.30 sure it was them) -
fun, about
As Good as It Gets:
The dog looks like a muffin; the poster featured smiling Jack holding the dog.
“This dog that literally just looks like a muffin with 2 eyes on it.”
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fun, about
As Good as It Gets:
Trivia: Nicholson designed his own downtown wardrobe, though the hosts debate whether it reads downtown.
“Jack Nicholson designed the wardrobe for this character.”
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fun, about
As Good as It Gets:
Six directors cameo in the film: Ramis, Kasdan, Black, Ratner, Solondz and more.
“6 directors who are not usually actors all appear in this film.”
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fun, about
As Good as It Gets:
Maya Rudolph appears as a cop in her first film role.
“but this is her 1st film role.”
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fun, about
As Good as It Gets / John Updike:
The line about writing women by taking away reason and accountability is a real Updike line used as a troll.
“if you want to get angry that James L. Brooks stole your line, you then have to take credit for that offer.”
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fun, about
The Wolfman:
Chris walked out and the crowd applauded his timing.
“I popped out of my seat and walked out with such good timing that the crowd applauded my walkout.”
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fun, about
Soul Plane:
Chris took a date to see it; audience was mostly Hasidic Jews and one uncomfortable black man.
“I took a lady on a date in high school to see Soul Plane”
Blank Check with Griffin & David · As Good as It Gets with Chris Gethard · 2:05:09 · Chris Gethard (0.50 sure it was them)
Who's talking
- Chris Gethard (guest): Loves an unapologetic dickhead performance and Star Wars minutiae (memorized the encyclopedia in high school); a sucker for Helen Hunt and for underdog films like Breaking Away. Can't stand Poe Dameron's mutiny, bad-movie-in-theaters stories, or romances where a straight man and woman can't just respect each other.
- Griffin Newman (host): Appears to love specific film trivia and the New York of the film; teases about being downtown. Lines identified with him are low-confidence because the transcript has no speaker labels.
- David Sims (host): Fact-checks on a laptop, pulling dates and biographical trivia (Kinnear's Indiana roots, box office facts); lines individually attributed to him are low-confidence.
The show's recurring bits
- The box office game: Guessing the film's opening weekend and what it was up against.
- The sung theme: "Blank Check with Griffin and David", sung; the transcriber garbles it.
Names the transcriber got wrong
- 'General Radis' = Admiral Raddus (Rogue One)
- 'Nyenum/Neon Num/Nee and Nub' = Nien Nunb
- 'Solaston/Soleston' = Sullustan; 'Goody and Tev' = a Sullustan name (unclear)
- 'Max Fonsito' = probably Max von Sydow (Force Awakens)
- 'Kaneer/Canear/Kuneer' = Kinnear
- 'Harold Ray Mess' = Harold Ramis
- 'Lawrence Kastin/Kazden' = Lawrence Kasdan
- 'Sidney Pollock' = Sydney Pollack
- 'Fireman 3' = Iron Man 3
- 'Todd Solens/Solins' = Todd Solondz
- 'Gandalfini' = Gandolfini; 'Teturo' = Turturro
- 'Judd Appita' = Judd Apatow
- 'Mina Savari' = Mena Suvari
- 'Gorvinsky' = Gore Verbinski
- 'Ryan Johnson' = Rian Johnson; 'Kathy Candy' = Kathleen Kennedy
- 'Carrie Washington' = Kerry Washington
- 'Thumbnall Gleason/Paul Gleason' = probably Domhnall Gleeson; 'David Wayne' = David Wain
- 'Katie Kirk/Kurrick' = Katie Couric
- 'Kafa' = probably Hoffa; 'Pretty Fre' = unclear
- 'Yardley Smith' = Yeardley Smith
- 'Steve Barnes' (Planes, Trains and Automobiles) = Steve Martin
- Opening 'Black Jack, Griffin and David' = show intro cold-open, garbled
- Ads for Video Game Town, Audible's Dracula and Mubi's Camp Miasma are spliced into the transcript (the latter two postdate 2018); ignored