Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 41–51 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves charisma performances, movie stars at their peak, and trivia from Tarantino's circle. Champions Brad Pitt as the winner. Can't stand awards mistakes like The Artist winning, and he warns about the 'Oscars should wait five years' view. A sucker for 1960s details, driving scenes, and Boogie Nights real estate.

Stances

  • Brad Pitt won the movie
  • Oscars should be awarded five years later
  • Focus is underrated

Humor: Runs bits on movies he almost bought, fake research, and sports-style comparisons.

In their words

  • “I think Pitt won the movie.” (1:17:58)
  • “I think I'm the only one that likes focus.” (0:32:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves the mid-80s Eddie Murphy and the movie's cultural phenomenon, and has a clear soft spot for Lisa Eilbacher. Is a sucker for Hollywood-excess anecdotes (Simpson, cocaine, Rourke, Stallone) and for sports analogies. Has little patience for plot logic holes but loves list games and categories.

Stances

  • Eddie Murphy in 1984 was the biggest star in the world after Michael Jackson
  • Lisa Eilbacher is the Apex Mountain and the film's winner
  • The Eddie-Murphy-as-star what-if game (Top Gun) is a worthwhile question

Humor: Rapid-fire sports analogies (WAR, LeBron, Dion Waiters, Shawn Michaels) and mock-indignant asides.

In their words

  • “Eddie Murphy was my guy.” (0:02:07)
  • “Dion Waiters Award” (1:05:34)
  • “Lisa Elbacher, 100,000%.” (1:09:44)

The Rewatchables: ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves the lore of how a movie got made, the lists (casting what-ifs, recasting), and the 'unanswerable questions' category. Has little patience for Lawrence Tierney's acting or for Ebert missing on Tarantino. He remembers the 1992 Boston era of a movie that mattered and is a sucker for a heist.

Stances

  • Tarantino won the movie
  • Lawrence Tierney is bad (the 'Mike Francesa' bit)
  • Does not want new Reservoir Dogs content
  • Wants to see the heist, plays devil's advocate

Humor: Throws sports analogies, invents award names, and runs recurring bits like Roger Ebert and Felony Land.

In their words

  • “I love bank ice scenes.” (1:23:55)
  • “It's Tarantino, and I think all of those actors robbing a bank.” (1:23:22)
  • “Can I make the case for seeing the heist?” (1:23:18)

The Rewatchables: ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves ensemble casts and film-lineage framing, sports analogies (Dwight Gooden, Penny Hardaway), and the show's recurring awards. Wants a better soundtrack, and cannot stand the ending speech. Is a sucker for his wife and kids' opinions of the film.

Stances

  • Mean Girls is the best Lorne Michaels movie
  • Lohan's decline is like an athlete's lost career
  • Soundtrack and ending speech are weak

Humor: Dry, sports-and-family riffs, often teased by his co-hosts.

In their words

  • “that was like Dwight Gooden in 1985 on the Mets.” (0:27:59)
  • “I think this is the best Lauren Michaels movie.” (0:16:22)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin (host)

Bill loves old-school sports myth-making, baseball nostalgia, the Natural's chill scene, and stat-nerd rabbit holes like reconstructing Roy Hobbs's season. He is picky about throwing motions and lineup logic, and is a sucker for the dugout-emptying slow-motion shot. He ranks Bull Durham/Hoosiers/Rocky near the top and finds slow hospital stretches in sports movies unbearable.

Stances

  • The Natural used to be the greatest sports movie but is now slower than he remembers
  • Every great sports movie needs a chill scene
  • Dislikes bad throwing motions on screen
  • Hospital detours in sports movies should be cut short
  • Roy Hobbs was a Bonds-level statistical machine, or worse

Humor: Dry, list-making sports-nerd riffs and reaching pop-culture asides (Bachelor, Harry Potter) delivered as if serious.

In their words

  • “My move with sports movies is like, get me out of the hospital as fast as possible.” (1:00:37)
  • “nothing drives me crazier than when somebody can't throw in a baseball movie.” (0:56:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves Gen X touchstones and basketball analogies; sticks up for Winona Ryder and Friends season one; mocks Troy-type guys and over-talky English majors. A sucker for half-assed internet research and awards-bit tradition.

Stances

  • Winona Ryder won the movie
  • Singles is a flawed but beloved sibling
  • Ben Stiller deserves credit

Humor: Rolls NBA references and mock-feuds into everything.

In their words

  • “I do look at her in a way, like, uh, like I look at some NBA players.” (0:32:14)
  • “I'm still sticking with Bunona.” (1:30:09)

The Rewatchables: ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves sports-adjacent silliness, big broad comedy and quotable lines, and wedding toast chaos. Can't stand being wrong about movie trivia he has already litigated. A sucker for his own running categories and bits (Ebert, Joey Pants, Dion Waiters).

Stances

  • Roger Ebert is never to be trusted on comedies
  • Comedies of the era were a nice 6-7 year run
  • Open your movie with a wedding theory
  • Luke Wilson is not Harrison Ford

Humor: Deadpan rapid-fire teasing of co-hosts and mock-outrage, plus sports references.

In their words

  • “never to be trusted on comedies.” (0:15:17)
  • “This movie also nicely slots into my open your movie with a wedding theory.” (1:01:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sports analogies, Kurt Russell and Pacino's Cruising, defends 90s movies like Fletch. Dislikes dated romance interludes like the picnic. A sucker for mustaches and Dana Wheeler-Nicholson.

Stances

  • Val Kilmer wins the movie
  • Wyatt Earp is the rival, Tombstone is more entertaining
  • Cruising is incredible
  • Cut the 12-minute theater scene

Humor: Rapid-fire sports comparisons and teasing his cohosts.

In their words

  • “I think this movie is the perfect microcosm of both of their careers.” (0:12:28)
  • “I just don't come to Tombstone for picnics” (0:29:44)

The Rewatchables: 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano (host)

Loves old-school and 5 o'clocker action, Seagal, Stallone, Nick Cage, and movies that know exactly what they are. Can't stand over-explained worldbuilding or sequels that give the hero a known villain. A sucker for the Neeson comeback and for ranking things by era.

Stances

  • Taken is the perfect 5 o'clocker
  • Taken 2 is not better than the first
  • Neeson is the Apex Mountain of the movie
  • The first Taken works because there is no main villain

Humor: Deadpan nitpicking, escalating sports analogies, and long self-deprecating dad stories.

In their words

  • “I just like watching movies that know exactly what they are.” (0:32:10)
  • “I don't think it's a John Wick 2 situation where John Wick 2 is actually somehow better than John Wick one, or we could at least have the debate.” (0:42:12)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves big star-driven movies and sets the show's categories; adores the Wahlberg and Baldwin scenes, Boston flavor and the crazy cast what-ifs. Can't stand Nicholson's performance here, implausible plot points and the rat. A sucker for 'that guy' actors, Goodfellas and Boston details.

Stances

  • The Departed is a Hall of Famer because it is flawed and fun
  • Leo won the movie, Nicholson loses it
  • Costello should have been Pacino
  • Damon's Boston accent beats Wahlberg's
  • Scorsese's Stones fetish is funny

Humor: Deadpan nitpicking, jokes about plot holes and trivia, rapid mock-outrage.

In their words

  • “This is a perfect rewatchable because it is a great bad movie.” (0:12:23)
  • “Nicholson's entire performance.” (0:21:25)

The Big Picture: Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) (guest)

Calls Spielberg the greatest director ever but is skeptical of his late period and Munich. Loves Jaws, Raiders, and E.T. through his kids, and measures movies by whether kids can stay with them. Distrusts the calculating, career-minded side of Spielberg and Spielberg's DreamWorks hedging.

Stances

  • Spielberg's first 15 years are the greatest career stretch ever
  • His recent work is solid but not special
  • Spielberg is 'calculating' where Mann or Coppola are obsessive
  • Judges movies by whether his kids can watch them

Humor: Wry and teasing; leans on sports analogies (LeBron, Popovich) and bits like 'hit by a car in 1986'.

In their words

  • “if you just got hit by a car at the peak of your career, how would people remember you?” (0:51:08)
  • “I judge everything by my kids who have, you know, 21st century ADD with pop culture.” (1:00:09)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 1,101–1,200 of 1,295 claims.

  1. what-if (what-if): Robert Forster → Reservoir Dogs. Forster auditioned for Joe Cabot, then played Jackie Brown; Bill thinks he would have beaten Tierney.
    “I never thought Robert Foster was that great, but he would have been better than Lawrence Kierney.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:04:50 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  2. what-if (what-if): Reservoir Dogs → True Romance. Tony Scott wanted to direct Reservoir Dogs; Tarantino gave him True Romance instead.
    “Tarantino said, you can have true romance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:33 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  3. what-if (what-if): Reservoir Dogs → Hans Zimmer. Imagining Tony Scott's version, a host wonders if it would have had a Hans Zimmer score in place of the 70s songs.
    “Would it have been like a Hans Zimmer score instead of the 70s songs?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:48 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  4. theme (theme): Mr. White → Alabama. Mr. White says he used to work with Alabama, an echo of True Romance.
    “White, Mr. White says he used to work with Alabama.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. industry (industry): Reservoir Dogs → Wes Craven. Wes Craven and Rick Baker walked out of a screening.
    “Wes Craven walked out of my movie, the guy who did last house on the left, walked out of my movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:10:03 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  6. craft (craft): Reservoir Dogs → Stealers Wheel. A host reports Tarantino said the whole soundtrack budget went to securing 'Stuck in the Middle with You'.
    “Tarantino said in 14 that the entire soundtrack budget was spent on securing, stuck in the middle with you.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:05 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  7. lineage (lineage): Reservoir Dogs → Pulp Fiction. Vic Vega and Vincent Vega are brothers; Tarantino wanted a prequel before Madsen and Travolta aged out.
    “Vic Vega and Vincent Vega from Pulp Fictions were brothers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:12:00 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  8. programming (programming): Reservoir Dogs → Inglourious Basterds. The Inglourious Basterds spelling is a Tarantino flourish; Reservoir Dogs' title is also odd.
    “It's my flourish.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:13:11 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. what-if (what-if): Caruso → Reservoir Dogs. Bill's recast: Caruso as Mr. Orange, because of the hair.
    “Could Caruso have been the Tim Roth character?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:16:17 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  10. what-if (what-if): William Petersen → Reservoir Dogs. Recast as Mr. Blonde.
    “Would you do like William Peterson as Mr. Blonde?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:17:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  11. what-if (what-if): Daniel Day-Lewis → Reservoir Dogs. A joke recast as Joe Cabot, gaining 70 pounds and shaving his head.
    “What about Daniel Day-Lewis as Joe Cabot?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:17:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. lineage (lineage): Mean Girls → Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Simmons proposes a championship-belt lineage of smart teen movies starting with Fast Times and running through Mean Girls.
    “I feel like Fast Times at Ridgemont High was the 1st one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:02:07 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  13. theme (genre commentary): Mean Girls → Cruel Intentions. Cruel Intentions is argued to be a smart teen movie because it comments on the genre; Simmons says it is an adult movie using teens, coming on Rewatchables 99.
    “That's actually an adult movie that's using teens, which is what makes it so weird and uncomfortable.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:04:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  14. unmapped (overqualified lead): Mean Girls → Easy A. Emma Stone in Easy A is the other candidate for an actress overqualified for a teen movie, alongside Lohan.
    “Emma Stone would be the other candidate for just, Completely overqualified to be in one of these movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:07:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  15. people (performance): Lindsay Lohan → The Parent Trap. Lohan is jarringly awesome playing two characters in The Parent Trap, which Simmons' daughter watched for a year.
    “she's like jarringly awesome in that movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:08:50 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  16. career (career projection): Lindsay Lohan → Jodie Foster. After Freaky Friday, Ebert's comparison made it seem Lohan would be the next Jodie Foster, doing teen movies then winning Oscars.
    “So at this point, we're like, this is the next Jody Foster.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:09:20 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  17. career (career run): Mean Girls → Freaky Friday. Freaky Friday made $92 million; Lohan's run went Freaky Friday, Confessions, Mean Girls, then the wheels came off.
    “Uh, did confessions of a teenage drama queen, then it goes well on that mean girls.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:09:26 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  18. what-if (what-if career): Lindsay Lohan → River Phoenix. Another talented actor whose career is a what-if; Simmons compares to athletes lost to injury or drugs.
    “River Phoenix, who I think is another one where it's, there's a lot of what ifs that go with him”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:13:54 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  19. people (same producer): Mean Girls → Wayne's World. Wayne's World, Mean Girls and Tommy Boy are the nominees for best Lorne Michaels movie; Mean Girls wins as he lets talent paint the canvas.
    “Wayne's World, Mean Girls and Tommy Boy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:16:16 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  20. people (same producer): Mean Girls → Tommy Boy. Tommy Boy is the third Lorne Michaels nominee, whose stars also did not peak as expected.
    “All 3 of those, I feel like the stars didn't really hit the peak you thought they were going to.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:16:45 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. unmapped (sad arc): Lindsay Lohan → Chris Farley. Farley is another Lorne Michaels star whose end got sad.
    “Farley's another one like this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:16:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  22. unmapped (rare teen star): Lindsay Lohan → Alicia Silverstone. No teen star like Lohan or Silverstone has appeared since; both show how hard young-woman fame is.
    “I feel the same way about Alicia Silverstone.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:17:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. theme (trope): Secret Admirer → Mean Girls. The trope that the guy does not notice his hot friend until late recurs in Secret Admirer and Dawson's Creek.
    “Secret admirer has Lori Laughlin, C. Thomas Howes, in love with Kelly Preston”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:20:17 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  24. career (career run): Rachel McAdams → The Notebook. 2004 brought Mean Girls then The Notebook then Wedding Crashers, the 'trilogy' that gave McAdams career power.
    “2004 is Mean Girls and then the notebook.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:26:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  25. theme (sports analogy): Lindsay Lohan → Dwight Gooden. Simmons likens 2004 Lohan to 1985 Dwight Gooden, a young phenom who cratered with cocaine.
    “that was like Dwight Gooden in 1985 on the Mets.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:27:59 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  26. craft (soundtrack/dating): Lindsay Lohan → Samantha Ronson. The soundtrack song 'Built This Way' is by Samantha Ronson, whom Lohan later dated, which throws a viewer off.
    “Katie starts dating the person who did the song a year later.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:40:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  27. industry (awards crossover): Mean Girls → Pretty Woman. The Vivian Award for best clothes started at the Pretty Woman rewatchables; here it is reversed for worst clothes.
    “We had the Vivian Award for best clothes in a movie that we started during the Pretty Women rewatchables”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:45:24 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  28. what-if (casting what-if): Lindsay Lohan → Pretty Woman. Asked whether Lohan could have starred in Pretty Woman at 23; they say no, her power was suburban edge, not hard exterior and soft center.
    “Could she have done Pretty Woman if Pretty Woman was 20 years later?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:48:41 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  29. what-if (role swap what-if): Lindsay Lohan → Rachel McAdams. They were originally cast in opposite roles; McAdams would have been too old to be believable as homeschooled Cady.
    “Originally an edition for the opposite roles.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:50:51 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  30. people (casting context): Mean Girls → Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Lohan said she had just played Confessions and Freaky Friday, not the cool girl, which is why she wanted Regina.
    “I just played in Confessions of a teenager drama queen in Freaky Friday, not the cool girl in school.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:51:17 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  31. what-if (casting what-if): Elisha Cuthbert → Mean Girls. Cuthbert lost the part of Regina George.
    “Somebody who lost the part of Regina George.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:52:53 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  32. people (pitch/producer): Tina Fey → Lorne Michaels. Fey pitched a movie about relational aggression; Michaels asked for cool cars and clothes too.
    “He was like, okay, but could they also have cool cars and cool clothes?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:58:22 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  33. unmapped (on-set mentor): Lacey Chabert → Amanda Seyfried. Seyfried says Chabert took her in, listening to Dido in her trailer.
    “I don't know what I would have done without Lacey Shea Bear.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:00:24 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  34. verdict (Apex Mountain comparison): Mean Girls → Wedding Crashers. Debating McAdams' Apex Mountain, they weigh Wedding Crashers as the third of her trilogy with career power.
    “So at the end, by the end of the trilogy of this notebook wedding crashers, she has so much career power at that point”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:04:16 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. industry (MTV Movie Awards moment): Rachel McAdams → Ryan Gosling. The Notebook pair's MTV Movie Awards stage appearance was a landmark for college women.
    “Very important to generation of women.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:05:04 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  36. theme (generational comparison): Lindsay Lohan → Elizabeth Taylor. People thought Lohan was this generation's Elizabeth Taylor, then the bad parts happened without the good.
    “that's Elizabeth Taylor for this generation.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:18:22 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  37. people (people): Julia Roberts → Danny Moder. Roberts married a regular guy who works as a camera guy, offered as the path Lohan might have taken.
    “He's a camera guy. camera guy? Just married a regular dude and she was good.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:18:55 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  38. what-if (alternate arc): Lindsay Lohan → Julia Roberts. Roberts married a regular guy and stayed fine; maybe Lohan could have had that path.
    “Just married a regular dude and she was good.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:18:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  39. unmapped (timeless): Mean Girls → The Princess Bride. Simmons says the film will live on like The Princess Bride, a short list.
    “Princess Bride, I think, is like that.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:20:20 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  40. craft (craft): Tim Robbins → Bull Durham. Tim Robbins's throwing motion is called insurmountable for a phenom pitcher; Mallory counters that it is part of the lore.
    “You can't have the greatest baseball movie of all time when you have this phenom pitcher, and he throws like he has a broken arm.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:04:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  41. theme (theme): The Natural → Field of Dreams. Both belong to the pre-steroids era when fans believed in baseball heroes, fathers and sons.
    “they belong to this era of baseball that was basically ruined by steroids”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:05:41 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  42. theme (theme): The Natural → Field of Dreams. The movie's father-and-son angle is the easy baseball move that Field of Dreams is also about.
    “That's basically what field of dreams is about to.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:10:09 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  43. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Field of Dreams. The Natural's ending, a catch with your son, echoes the wheat-field catch in Field of Dreams.
    “And the concept of when I have a son someday will have a catch and then we'll be playing in the backyard.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:10:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. what-if (what-if): The Natural → Field of Dreams. A 2015 remake would stay faithful to the dark book, since we now expect the worst of baseball heroes.
    “if we made this movie in like 2015, I actually think they would have stayed faithful to the book”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:10:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  45. what-if (what-if): The Natural → Miles Teller. Casting a dark 2019 Roy Hobbs: Miles Teller is floated and rejected as too young.
    “Is it Miles Teller?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:12:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Bernard Malamud. The film is adapted from his 1952 novel, but its ending is very different.
    “Written in 1952 by Bernard Malamud.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:13:28 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  47. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Eddie Waitkus. The novel borrowed from the 1949 shooting of Eddie Waitkus of the Phillies.
    “Borrowed from this bizarre shooting of Eddie Waitkiss in 1949 in the Phillies”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:13:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  48. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Shoeless Joe Jackson. The book's ending, with a boy saying it ain't true, Roy, is a clear Shoeless Joe Jackson rip-off.
    “which is a clear shoeless Joe Jackson, rip off thing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:14:00 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  49. lineage (lineage): The Natural → The Odyssey (Homer). The movie maps onto Homer: Roy is Odysseus, Harriet and Memo play siren/Calypso figures, Iris is Penelope.
    “So basically it's Roy Hobbs is Odysseus.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:14:21 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  50. programming (programming): Moneyball → The Rewatchables (series). Moneyball was one of the first Rewatchables ever done, now seen as underrated.
    “that was one of the 1st rewatchables we ever did, was Moneyball”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  51. theme (theme): The Natural → Moneyball. The best baseball movies each represent whatever their era was; Moneyball is the modern one.
    “goes back to the point of how the best baseball movies kind of represent whatever the era was.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:11 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  52. industry (industry): The Bad News Bears → Bad News Bears (remake). The 70s original was politically incorrect like the era; the remake had to be made politically correct, which defeated the purpose.
    “When they rebate it, it was a disaster because they had to make a political correct version of it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  53. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Major League. The 80s baseball movies (The Natural, Field of Dreams, Major League) follow the old-school rags-to-riches arc, Rocky as a baseball team.
    “the natural field of dreams, major league with the old school kind of start to finish, rags to riches, rocky as a baseball team”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:37 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  54. lineage (lineage): Bull Durham → Rocky. Bull Durham took the Rocky motto a level further in how a sports movie is written.
    “how can we take that rocky motto and actually go the next level with how we write a movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:51 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  55. career (career): Ron Shelton → Bull Durham. Writing Bull Durham is called Ron Shelton's biggest legacy.
    “That's his biggest legacy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:26:00 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  56. industry (industry): For Love of the Game → Moneyball. Baseball movies progressed from straight sports to merging genres (For Love of the Game) to a movement story that happens to be about baseball (Moneyball).
    “now it's like this is about a movement that happened in a sport and it just happens to be about baseball”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:26:20 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  57. programming (programming): The Sandlot → The Rewatchables (series). Bill wants to do a Rewatchables on The Sandlot.
    “We have to do rewatchables on the sandlot.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:27:11 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  58. contrast (contrast): The Natural → The Sandlot. For Bill's young son, the Natural is way too slow, while Sandlot, Major League and Bad News Bears work.
    “But like the natural, way too slow.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:27:40 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  59. craft (craft): Robert Redford → Ted Williams. Redford's swing was modeled on Ted Williams, per a New Yorker piece.
    “Great swing by Redford.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:33:48 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. people (people): Robert Redford → Kevin Costner. It was crucial that Redford and Costner both looked like baseball players.
    “So crucial that him and Costner both really looked like baseball players.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:33:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  61. craft (craft): The Natural → Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The Natural's 1984 lightning effects beat the 2001 Quidditch effects.
    “The lightning, the lightning scene is more realistic and has better, more state of the art special effects than a scene where everyone's flying around in 2001.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:41:06 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  62. verdict (verdict): The Natural → Rocky. The Natural's walk-off homer is the greatest chill scene of any sports movie, except maybe Rocky going down and getting up in the 14th round.
    “Except for maybe Rocky getting knocked down in the 14th round of Rocky one”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:42:32 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  63. craft (craft): The Natural → Randy Newman. The Randy Newman score is iconic, Oscar-nominated, and still used on sports montages.
    “It comes back in on sports montages.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:48:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. what-if (what-if): The Natural → Zach Cram. Roy's modern value would be a three-true-outcomes player, like Zach Cram, with only homers, strikeouts and walks.
    “He only Homer strikes outer walks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:50:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  65. what-if (what-if): Barry Bonds → The Natural. Roy Hobbs is basically a 2003 Barry Bonds: homers and walks.
    “Well, what he is, is he's 2003 bonds.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:51:25 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  66. craft (craft): Tim Robbins → Bull Durham. Robbins's odd throw is half excused because he hurt his arm early in filming.
    “because he actually threw out his arm early in the filming and that's why he throws that way”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:56:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. craft (craft): The Natural → Field of Dreams. Roy Hobbs's son and the Field of Dreams catcher are the worst throwing motions; the speaker names Tim Robbins's Bull Durham motion as worse-but-excused.
    “I just can't excuse the Field of Dreams catcher.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:57:08 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  68. industry (industry): The Natural → Fred Lynn. Bump Bailey's wall death recalls the Fenway wall padding added after Fred Lynn hit the wall in 1975.
    “Fred Lynn ran into the wall in 75 in the World Series and was down for 5 minutes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:58:24 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  69. craft (craft): The Natural → Rocky II. Hospital-bound pacing in The Natural echoes the biggest flaw of Rocky II.
    “This is the biggest flaw on Rocky 2.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:00:41 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  70. career (career): Darren McGavin → The Natural. McGavin went uncredited; his IMDb is mostly 1978 Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Rockford Files.
    “It's like 1978. Love boat.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:05:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Bama Rowell. The scoreboard-clock home run was inspired by Bama Rowell breaking a clock at Ebbets Field in 1946.
    “inspired by Bammer Roell of the Boston Braves doing it to Ebbitt's Field.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:06:06 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  72. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Roy Campanella. Roy's line about a lot of little boy in you was actually a Campanella quote.
    “It was actually a quote by Ray Campanella.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:07:50 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. people (people): The Natural → Ted Williams. Hobbs was loosely modeled after Ted Williams.
    “Hobbs was loosely modeled after Ted Williams, lefty number nine”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:11:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  74. lineage (lineage): Bret Hart → The Natural. Bret Hart took his catchphrase from this movie.
    “Took his catchphrase from this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:11:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  75. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Ruth Ann Steinhagen. A real person, Ruth Ann Steinhagen, inspired Harriet.
    “a real person, Ruth Ann Steinhagen inspired Harriet”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:12:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. career (career): Robert Redford → All the President's Men. Redford's apex mountain was All the President's Men, when he had the juice to make and produce it.
    “We did the other President's Men rewatchables and decided that actually was his Apex Mountain”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:16:59 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  77. verdict (verdict): Kramer vs. Kramer → The Squid and the Whale. Kramer vs. Kramer is the best divorce movie; the Squid and the Whale answer is fighting words.
    “Anyone who says squid and the whale for best divorce movie, I just want to fight.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:17:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  78. what-if (what-if): The Natural → Hypothetical basketball series. As a 10-episode series it would be better as basketball, set in the 60s, to keep the identity mystery plausible.
    “I definitely my answer is no for baseball.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:29:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  79. verdict (verdict): The Natural → Escape to Victory (Victory). Greatest sports movie game to attend: Victory still wins over the Natural's walk-off.
    “I am still going with the end of victory with Slice Stallone.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:35:36 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. theme (theme): The Natural → Lou Gehrig. Roy Hobbs and Lou Gehrig, whose last season it was, never play again after the pennant.
    “Roy Hobbs and Lou Gehrig.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:38:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  81. verdict (verdict): Barry Bonds → The Natural. After redoing the math, Bonds was better than Roy Hobbs.
    “Barry Bonds was better than Roy Hobbs is my conclusion of this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:43:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  82. programming (programming): The Natural → Major League. Major League and Field of Dreams are the next two Rewatchables.
    “we're going to be doing Major League and Field of Dreams over the next couple weeks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:46:33 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  83. programming (programming): The Natural → Bull Durham. Bull Durham is being saved for a magical time (heard as Boulder).
    “Boulder, we're saving for when it's a really magical time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:46:38 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  84. lineage (lineage): Reality Bites → Singles. Simmons builds a four-movie Gen X Mount Rushmore.
    “For movies, I would go singles, reality bites before sunrise and kicking and screaming.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:03:13 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  85. lineage (lineage): Reality Bites → Before Sunrise. Part of the same four-film Gen X set.
    “Kind of like, if you were going to explain Generation X in 4 movies, I would pick those for, which one would you knock out singles?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:03:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  86. craft (craft): Pearl Jam → Singles. Pearl Jam appear as a band in Singles, part of the music that made it feel Gen X.
    “especially you have, you have Pearl Jam playing another band”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:05:25 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  87. career (career): Winona Ryder → The Godfather Part III. Ryder's run of odd choices included falling out of Godfather 3, leading to the Sofia Coppola casting.
    “And then from that point, she falls out of Godfather 3.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  88. career (career): Ethan Hawke → Dead Poets Society. Pre-Reality Bites Hawke was known as the Dead Poets guy, not a counterculture hero.
    “The dead poets guy?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:30 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  89. career (career): Ben Stiller → The Cable Guy. After Reality Bites, Stiller's career took off and he became the biggest star of the five.
    “Then he ended up, I think he did cable guy, and then his own career took off, and he ended up becoming the biggest star of the 5 of them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:32:01 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  90. theme (theme): Winona Ryder → Penny Hardaway. Simmons compares Ryder's lost peak to Penny Hardaway's NBA career.
    “I do look at her in a way, like, uh, like I look at some NBA players.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:32:14 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  91. people (people): Janeane Garofalo → Say Anything.... Garofalo's character feels like an extension of Lili Taylor's in Say Anything.
    “kind of an extension of Lily Taylor from say anything a little bit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:27 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  92. industry (industry): Reality Bites → Friends (TV). Friends season one captured the mid-90s roommate money tension that Reality Bites does.
    “That's why I defend season one of Friends, because I thought it did a nice job of, in these weird ways of, uh, what it was like to have a roommate in the mid 90s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:43:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  93. industry (industry): Reality Bites → Melrose Place (TV). The Melrose Place AIDS scene lampoons the TV treatment of the issue while the film makes AIDS a character.
    “this movie, out of any movie I've seen from this era, does the best job of just kind of making that a character.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:44:36 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  94. what-if (what-if): Ethan Hawke → James Franco. A modern actor like James Franco could not pull off Hawke's band performance.
    “Like, think about if this is 10 years later, it's James Franco.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:47:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  95. career (career): Ethan Hawke → Lisa Loeb. Hawke directed the video for Loeb's 'Stay', the soundtrack song.
    “And then Ethan Hawke directed the video, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:49:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  96. what-if (what-if): Ethan Hawke → A Midnight Clear. Ryder demanded Hawke after seeing him in A Midnight Clear.
    “She saw him in a midnight clear and demanded that he played short.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  97. what-if (what-if): Parker Posey → Janeane Garofalo. Posey auditioned for Vickie and is the only person who might have matched Garofalo.
    “Parker Posey is the only person that I feel like could have done that.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. people (people): David Caruso → Proof of Life. The Dino Waiters Award is named for David Caruso's small role in Proof of Life.
    “based on David Caruso's character and proof of life.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:56:58 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. career (career): Renee Zellweger → Empire Records. Zellweger turns up in slacker Gen X movies: Reality Bites, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records.
    “she's like around a lot in this kind of slacker Gen X movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:58:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  100. what-if (what-if): Reality Bites → Pulp Fiction. Tarantino wanted My Sharona for Pulp Fiction but Reality Bites got the rights first.
    “Quentin Tarantino, was supposed to use my Sharona.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:59:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)

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  1. fun, about Steve Martin (Apex Mountain): Apex ruling: Martin's true apex is 1978-79 (The Jerk and SNL); mainstream Steve Martin starts here. Keaton's apex is Annie Hall; Kimberly Williams and father-daughter movies yes; Nancy Meyers no; San Marino 100%; wedding movies likely.
    “This is Apex mode.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:02:07 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Father of the Bride (nitpicks): Nitpick roll: no father-daughter dance, no rehearsal dinner, honeymoon flight that night, LA snow that melts perfectly, and a 14-year age gap between Annie and Matty.
    “It snows in LA in this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:12:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Father of the Bride (wedding cost): Unanswerable question: wedding cost estimated at $250K by a frugal site; the hosts use their own math to land on $60K-$90K in 1991 prices, and a 500-person list cut to 150.
    “So we'll say somewhere between like 60,000 and 90,000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:18:27 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Sidekick / George Banks: Piece of memorabilia: the bedazzled bridal sneakers (Simmons's wife and daughter went nuts); Dobbins takes the cappuccino maker; both wonder if George's Sidekick shoe company merged with Foot Locker.
    “it's probably more likely he like merges with foot locker and it doesn't really work out that well.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:25:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about Tony Manero: The movie in a nutshell: Tony's line that he has been told he was good twice in his life, once for a raise and once for dancing at the disco.
    “This raised today and dancing, dancing at the disco.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:05:12 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Re-released as a PG in 1979, heavily dubbed, with the dialogue changed from a vulgar word to 'pig'.
    “And they re-released this movie as a PG movie in 1979.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:09:29 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: The dance contest is rigged for Tony; he hands the trophy to the Puerto Rican couple, who were better.
    “Tony Minero takes his check and hands it to the Puerto Rican couple and the trophy too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:20:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Gene Siskel bought the white suit at a 1979 charity auction for $2,000 and sold it in 1995 at Christie's for $145,000.
    “Cisco bought the fucking suit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:28:25 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about Stephanie: See the coffee scene: Stephanie tells Tony he is a cliche on his way to no place, and he has no comeback.
    “You're nowhere, on your way to no place.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:36:56 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about Travolta dance solo: Travolta threatened to quit unless the director shot the solo wide; with the Steadicam they let him cook for two minutes.
    “I'm quitting the film unless you go wide, and you kind of let me cook.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:39:47 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Tony's room posters include Serpico, Bruce Lee, Wonder Woman, Rocky and Farrah Fawcett.
    “there's posters of Serpico, Bruce Lee, Wonder Woman, Linda Carter, Rocky and Farrah Fawcett.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:45:36 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: The famous pose on the poster was a joke at the end of a long photo shoot, and it became one of the great posters.
    “he kind of did that at the end as a joke”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:46:33 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about Nik Cohn: Cohn admitted in the mid 90s that he fabricated most of the article, after the real Tony sued for profits.
    “he fabricated most of his article that he wrote”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:53:17 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about Karen Lynn Gorney: Simmons spent half an hour searching for why she was cast and found nothing; she is also about nine years older than Travolta and a weak dancer.
    “I'm so confused why she got cast for this movie that I actually spent like a half hour Googling it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:55:09 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Bee Gees: They had no Bee Gees music during the shoot; scenes were danced to Stevie Wonder and others, and it lined up anyway.
    “they didn't have any of the Bee Gees music when they made the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:59:42 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about Boz Scaggs: Lowdown was meant for the rehearsal scene but Columbia Records would not clear it, so Boz missed the biggest soundtrack.
    “He could ended up on the greatest soundtrack of all time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:00:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Production was harassed by gangs and fire bombings, forcing fake call sheets; Kimmel says it still goes on.
    “They had to like put out fake call sheets”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:03:39 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Donna Pescow: During the bridge scene Badham did not tell Pescow the guys would fall, so her anger in the next line was real.
    “she was actually mad when she found out that they were dead.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:04:14 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Tony's father: Tony's father hit him; the line about his hair was an ad-lib because the actor was really mad.
    “he ad-libs, the line that we like was not scripted”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:04:26 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: The first mainstream Hollywood movie to use the word blowjob, confirmed by the hosts.
    “It'd never been said in a movie before.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:04:55 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about John Badham: Director kept the bridge fall from Donna Pescow and used a Steadicam, among the first films to do so.
    “this was one of the 1st films to utilize a steady cam.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:05:22 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Paramount execs wanted more Farrah Fawcett footage after the mirror scene; hence the nipple close-up of the poster.
    “asked for more Farrah Fawcett footage, which is why we ended up with the close-up of the poster and then the nipple.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:07:26 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Karen Lynn Gorney: Her take on why her career stalled: people thought she was Stephanie; she turned down a Saturday Night Fever TV series.
    “people didn't know what to do with Stephanie Mangano.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:08:01 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about The Color of Money: In the 1986 Quigley poll of most marketable stars, Cruise was number one and Newman tenth, his last appearance; Newman made it 13 times before 1986. The narrative was Cruise taking the torch.
    “Cruz was number one in 1986 when this movie came out. Newman was 10th. It was his last appearance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:02:14 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Paul Newman: Newman nearly played Quint in Jaws; Bill says he'd have been a better Brody, but Quint is Robert Shaw.
    “he turned down Quint.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:14:57 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about The Color of Money: Newman was hands-on: he effectively cast it, hired the director, and badgered Richard Price. It's Scorsese's only film to come in under schedule and under budget.
    “Scorsese's only film he has directed that came under schedule and under budget because Newman was a maniac about it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:22:51 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about The Color of Money: Roger Ebert gave it 2.5 stars, saying it wasn't an exciting film even though Scorsese was a friend; the hosts disagree but respect his integrity.
    “And it's not an exciting film. It doesn't have the electricity, the wound up tension of his best work.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:23:28 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Tom Cruise: Most rewatchable scene: Cruise's Werewolves of London pool run, with a cue-flipping routine. 'No camera has ever loved an actor more than those 2 minutes.'
    “No camera has ever loved an actor more than those 2 minutes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:26:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Casting / White Lotus joke: Running joke: Cruise from Cocktail now owns the White Lotus resort as Brian Flanagan; Vince owns it with Jennifer Coolidge, Julie Christie and Olivier.
    “Cruise from cocktail now owns the resort in Jamaica.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:46:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about The Color of Money: What ages worst: the fictional video game Stalker and the 1980s pool-star cameos (Steve Mizerak, Keith McCready) that were a big deal then.
    “I knew who Steve Mahalik was and some of these other dudes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:47:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about The Color of Money: Bill's theory on why pool left TV: the best players were the people you least wanted to hang out with, like Phil Hellmuth in poker.
    “the people who were the best at pool were people you just didn't want to hang out with when you were watching TV”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:49:16 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about Casting what-ifs: Bill pitches Julie Christie for the Helen Shaver part; others suggest Charlotte Rampling, Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Sissy Spacek.
    “Julie Christie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:46 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Paul Newman: Newman became one of only six people to win or be nominated for an Oscar for a part he'd already played; he and Joanne Woodward were the first married couple with his and hers Oscars since Olivier and Leigh.
    “Newman became one of like only 6 people who won and one or even got nominated for an Oscar for playing a part he'd already played.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:37 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Tom Cruise: Cruise did his own trick shots except the ball-jumping-two-balls shot, which used a stunt person because learning it would have cost two production days.
    “Cruz did his own trick shots except for one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:59:16 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about The Color of Money: Cruise's 'Doom' in the pool hall scene is where the video game Doom got its name.
    “They named it after that scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:59:53 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Apex Mountain: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio: Not Apex Mountain for her (maybe Abyss or Perfect Storm), but she's 'a 5 alarm fire' here; Bill blames her long name for her stalled career.
    “she is candidly a 5 alarm fire in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:03:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Apex Mountain: sweater vests: Consensus Apex Mountain of the episode is sweater vests, which Newman kills in this movie.
    “I think we could all agree that it's Apex Mountain for sweater vests.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:46 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Best Tom Cruise singing along: Category contenders: Top Gun (twice), Cocktail (Addicted to Love), Risky Business, Jerry Maguire (Free Fallin'), and this film; Top Gun probably wins.
    “This is the secret of Cruise's success. singing along to songs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:15:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about Who won the movie: Verdict is Newman: he finally won the Oscar. Chris thinks Vincent beat Eddie in the unseen final match.
    “Who won the movie?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:17:31 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Bill Murray's phases: Sean says Murray has two career phases split at Rushmore; Bill argues for three, with Ghostbusters ending phase one. Van jokes they are MC Ewing-ing Bill Murray.
    “See, I would argue Murray had 3 phases, not two.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:04:30 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Film year 1991: Bill reads off the 1991 top box office list as a great pop-culture year, asking if 1991 is the movie year to what 1995 is hip hop.
    “I wonder if 91 is the movie year to what 95 is the hip hop year.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:13:19 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Siskel and Ebert: Ebert gave three stars and called it Murray's best since Ghostbusters; Siskel felt Dreyfuss gave too angry a performance. The hosts disagree with Siskel.
    “Said, Dreyfus gave too angry of a performance and it ruined the movie for him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:25:58 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Most rewatchable scene: Bill's pick: the first therapy scene, with 'What if my heart stops beating' and the line about two types of people, those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.
    “There are 2 types of people in this world. Those are like Neil Diamond and those who don't.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:28:07 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Catherine Erbe's age: Sean's theory: Anna is a 26-year-old post-college failure living with her family, which is why she invites Bob in. Bill says Sean just made a whole different movie.
    “Jesus, you've made a whole different movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:30:16 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Most rewatchable scene: Dreyfuss's puppets: he addresses his daughter via two puppets in the family conference, and Bill says this is when the movie takes off.
    “To me, this is when, right here is when the movie takes off.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:31:59 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Bob at dinner: Bob asks if the corn is hand shucked; a hosts' favorite bit, as if there's any other way to make corn.
    “Is this corn hand shucked? Yes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:32:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Best quote / most rewatchable: The call that Bob supposedly killed himself: Dr. Marvin's wife says how horrible, he pauses, then 'let's not let it spoil our vacation.' Bill says it turns the light off.
    “Oh, well, let's not let it spoil our vacation.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:36:32 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Dr. Marvin's wagoner: What Aged the Best: the 80s station wagon, which the hosts want to return; Bill says there could be a website of 80s wagoners in comedies.
    “there could easily be a website just with all the 80s wagoners and different movies”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:37:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Dreyfuss's physique: Hosts admire Dreyfuss's good thighs, summer vacation outfits, and the Don Johnson-trimmed beard.
    “He's showing off those legs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:39:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Half-fast research: the house: The lake house that explodes at the end was a model replica built at 34th scale on a different lot; the vacation house was filmed at Smith Mountain Lake in Virginia.
    “they built a 34th size model replica of the house”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:58:39 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Steven Spielberg: Per the internet, Spielberg loved Murray so much he spent $250,000 of his own money campaigning for an Oscar nomination.
    “Steven Spielberg loved Murray so much in this movie that he spent 250,000 of his own money”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:58:54 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Bill Murray / Richard Dreyfuss: Dreyfuss recalled Murray as 'an Irish drunken bully' who screamed 'Everyone hates you. You were tolerated' and threw a glass-blown ashtray. The hosts side 1000 percent with Murray and mock Dreyfuss for specifying the ashtray was 'modern glass-blown' and 3/4 pound.
    “Everyone hates you. You were tolerated.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:02:17 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Charlie Korsmo: The child actor who plays Siggy stopped acting in 1998, got a physics degree from MIT and a JD from Yale, passed the New York bar and now teaches corporate law at Case Western Reserve; Van is stunned.
    “Earned his jurisdoctor degree from Yale Law School in 2006.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:03:42 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Apex Mountain: Apex Mountain verdicts: Murray no, Dreyfuss no, Korsmo yes (with an Obama nomination later), Hagerty no, 'death therapy' yes for the apex; Good Morning America passes maybe.
    “This was probably the apex of death therapy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:07:10 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Who won the movie: Who won the movie: Bill Murray, unanimous, compared to Steph Curry's 2017 MVP performance.
    “Steph Curry 2017 MVP performance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:17:25 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Pick nit: the 35-day vacation: Producer Craig asks if July 31 to Labor Day is too long a vacation; Bill notes a psychiatrist leaving for 35 days; Van says he'd take it personally.
    “he took a 35 day vacation from his patients.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:18:06 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about James Caan: Doctor in the Willie Nelson death scene genuinely scared by Caan's stare.
    “the actor who played the doctor actually got scared.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:18:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about James Caan: Caan turned down Kramer vs. Kramer, Apocalypse Now, Superman, MASH, Cuckoo's Nest.
    “He turned all of those down.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:22:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about James Caan: Caan on his marriages.
    “I used to say marriages were like tornadoes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:24:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Thief: Ebert gave 3.5 stars and called it intelligent.
    “one of the most intelligent thrillers I've ever seen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:25:46 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about Willie Nelson: Nelson's Frankie Boy 'I don't want to die in here' scene.
    “I don't want to die in here, Frank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:29:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about Robert Prosky: Mann auditioned dozens, Bruckheimer advice: the right person hasn't walked in yet.
    “He said the right person has not walked in the room.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Thief: Diner monologue is the reason for the episode and the best Caan moment.
    “Next scene, the diner monologue, which is the reason we're doing this podcast”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:04 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Thief: Howard Johnson's diner scene as first date.
    “is my favorite 1st date in movie history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Jim Belushi: Belushi and Caan hanging out at Belushi's Speakeasy.
    “the cast and crew hung out at Belushi's Speakeasy”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:50:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Thief: Razzie nomination for worst score.
    “The film was nominated for a Razzy Award for worst musical score.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:54:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Thief: Mann first wanted Jeff Bridges; studio said too young.
    “So Jeff Bridges was Michael Mann's choice to play Frank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:56:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Thief: Mann began with an all-Chicago blues score, switched to Tangerine Dream.
    “Michael Mann originally intended to score this movie with all Chicago blues stuff.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:57:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Thief: Original title was Violent Streets.
    “The film's original title.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:58:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Thief: Howard Johnson's was where Mann took his future wife in 1971.
    “He took his future wife there in 1971 for coffee at the exact booth that they filmed that scene in”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Thief: Safecracking details: real tools, actors trained.
    “were not props, but they were real tools, and the actors were trained to use them”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Thief: A 60,000 gallon water truck kept the streets wet.
    “A 60,000 gallon water truck was used to keep the streets constantly wet”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Thief: Belushi begged to do his own death scene, absorbing dozens of squibs.
    “Belushi begged to do his death scene himself”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Tuesday Weld: Weld's Wikipedia dating history.
    “I highly encourage you guys to read Tuesday welds, Wikipedia.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about The Jericho Mile: Twilight Time put out the Blu-ray; hard to find for years.
    “It's probably one of like the 4 greatest TV movies ever.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:20:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Se7en (script fight): Fincher refused New Line's push to alter the head-in-the-box ending, and won.
    “Fincher said, no, no, no.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Se7en (ending): Fincher wanted to cut to black right after Mills shoots John Doe; in test screenings the house lights came up immediately, New Line panicked and added Somerset's coda, which Freeman, Pitt and Fincher still resent.
    “So New Line freaked out and they ended up doing that little coda at the end”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:52 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Se7en (Oscars): 1995 Best Picture field gets called an all-time train wreck; Braveheart won over the movies they love.
    “It's an all-time train wreck.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:22:50 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Andrew Kevin Walker: Walker wrote Se7en over two years while working at Tower Records and plays the first dead guy in prosthetics.
    “He does have a cameo at the beginning.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Se7en (Fincher quote): Fincher told Playboy he went to Mike DeLuca saying the audience wants a revelation, on a $34 million budget.
    “It's $34 million and fuck it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:35:20 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Roger Ebert: Ebert gave Se7en 3.5 stars, then republished a four-star version around 2010; the hosts joke about revising old predictions.
    “Can you imagine if he changed it?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Brad Pitt: Pitt put his arm through the windshield during the chase, severed tendons, and the cast was written into the rest of the movie.
    “Pitt actually gets hurt in real life, puts his arm through the windshield”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:39:05 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Reddit and John Doe: Joke that John Doe is a blogger without an account and would have found community on Reddit; seven lives saved.
    “Seven lives are saved.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:59:59 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Leland Orser: He over-breathed and skipped sleep for days to seem disoriented in his scene; hosts hand him the Joey Pants Award.
    “So he decided to saturate his body with oxygen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:00:33 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Se7en (books): All of John Doe's notebooks were real books written for the film, taking two months and $15,000.
    “All of John Doe's books were real books written for the film.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:07:41 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Se7en (Gwyneth shot): Gwyneth's face appears for a frame and a half before Pitt fires; not intentionally subliminal.
    “They show Gwynn's face right before Brad fires the gun”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:21 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Se7en (Michael Reed McKay): The emaciated victim was played by a 98-pound actor.
    “he weighed 98 pounds”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:51 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Se7en (head in the box): Picking Nits: Bill spends minutes on logistics of mailing the head, box size, dry ice, drugging the dog.
    “How do you mail someone a severed head, Chris?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:14:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Se7en (cut ending): Gag: a cut scene where Somerset learns the Jets signed Neil O'Donnell was too horrific for audiences.
    “he finds out the jet signed Neil O'Donnell.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:25:08 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Chevy Chase: Chase nearly died during Modern Problems when airplane landing lights on his costume malfunctioned and passed an electric current through his arm, back and neck.
    “An electric current passes through his arm back and neck muscles and he almost dies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:08:55 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Fletch: Producer rights were bought July 1976, every studio passed for 8 years, then Michael Douglas pushed it through; $8M budget, $59M gross, $24.4M in video rentals.
    “Uh, $8000000 budget, made 59000000 bucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:26:21 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Fletch / Roger Ebert: Ebert gave Fletch 2.5 stars saying Chase's detached mask prevents identification; hosts mock him, saying Siskel got it and Ebert wanted a drama.
    “Fletch needed an actor more interested in playing the character than in playing himself.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:27:49 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Fletch: Scene: Fletch at the physical, the doctor snaps on a glove and Fletch asks if he used the whole fist, Doc; Bill's son stayed stone-faced.
    “You used the whole fist, Doc.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:29:53 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Fletch: The second tennis club visit: Fletch orders caviar twice and champagne to Cabana One on Underhill's tab; Sean's single favorite 6 minutes.
    “Bring two bottles of, uh, Dom Perignon to Cabana One.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Fletch: Fletch steals the Alfa Romeo, fakes a Smart Patrol emissions stop, then crashes Fred Dorfman's luncheon and gives a speech; probably Chase's best 90 seconds.
    “Probably Chase's best 90 seconds of the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:24 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Fletch: The ending: Fletch on the beach charges the entire vacation to Mr. Underhill's American Express card; movie ends on it.
    “By the way, I changed the entire I charge the entire vacation to Mr. Underhill's American Express card, want the number.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:34:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Fletch: The full list of Fletch's pseudonyms, from Ted Nugent to Harry S. Truman.
    “Fletch, Fletch, Ted Nugent, Arnold Babar, Dr. Rosen Penis, Dr. Rosenbosen, John Cocktail Stone, Mr. Poon, Igor Stravinsky, Gordon Liddy, John Levinstein, Donc Corleone, and Harry S. Truman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:41:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Fletch (what's aged worst): Producer Craig, who joined the Zoom, doesn't like Fletch and calls the jokes dad jokes; hosts call it the most tension ever on the show.
    “The biggest the most tension we've ever had on a rewatchables.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:48:43 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Fletch (casting what-ifs): Considered for Fletch: Burt Reynolds, Jeff Bridges, Charles Grodin, Mick Jagger, Barry Bostwick; the author rejected Reynolds and Jagger; the producer first wanted Richard Dreyfuss, whom Chris imitated.
    “The author had rejection rights.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:52:38 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Joe Don Baker: Joe Don Baker is the Joey Pants award for best That Guy; hosts debate overacting between Baker and Libertini.
    “Joe Don, I don't know what movie he's in, but it's not the movie that we're watching.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:57:02 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)