David Sims

95 sketches, 1,091 claims, and 378 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 1–20 of 95 sketches.

Blank Check with Griffin & David: The Last Temptation of Christ with Jamelle Bouie (host)

Prepares history: novel, casting, budgets, box office. Reveres the film and thinks it reads as a normal ground-level story. A sucker for Hollywood deal backstory and box office game.

Stances

  • Praises Keitel and Dafoe casting
  • Respects Scorsese's persistence and Corman discipline
  • The film is now well regarded though not 'canonical Marty'

Humor: Deadpan nerd asides and mock outrage about movie titles.

In their words

  • “It's a very well-regarded movie.” (2:18:48)
  • “Paul's 1st version, apparently, he has Jesus taking his heart out.” (0:46:13)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: The Color of Money with Chris Ryan (host)

Loves 80s star vehicles and detailed Hollywood production history. Is a sucker for Paul Newman and for the idea of living inside a pool hall. Defends polished mid-budget studio work and is wary of Cruise's late-career legacy-sequel plans.

Stances

  • Hud is among the best screen performances
  • The first hour of Color of Money is like Citizen Kane; the rest is less thrilling
  • Cocktail is a dog shit movie but fun
  • Legacy sequels like Days of Thunder 2 are a mistake

Humor: Dry, quick asides and mock outrage, often pushing back on friends' takes with a deadpan correction.

In their words

  • “Yeah, my favorite's HUD.” (1:03:56)
  • “It's a dog shit movie for a stupid movie.” (1:33:18)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: After Hours with Alison Sivitz (host)

Reveres Scorsese's lesser-seen work, loves Addicted to Love and Practical Magic, and delights in awards trivia and box-office rankings. Is a sucker for Hitchcock/noir comparisons and Rosanna Arquette. Hates Weezer covers.

Stances

  • After Hours is his favorite Scorsese film
  • Griffin Dunn deserves a director series
  • Remakes pile on too much incident

Humor: Explosive tangents, trivia dumps and shameless transitions.

In their words

  • “This is my favorite Martin Scorsese film, unsurprisingly.” (0:11:34)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Raging Bull with David Krumholtz (host)

Loves The Elephant Man and Popeye and cites Altman and Casavetes as favorite directors. Interested in the history, box office and Oscar context around the film. Admires Raging Bull's sound and picture.

Stances

  • Raging Bull was robbed in Oscars cinematography
  • Oscars do not respect comedy
  • The film's moral ambiguity is by design

Humor: Dry, mock-indignant, with the box-office game guessing bits.

In their words

  • “It is my favorite.” (2:10:47)
  • “And we know how much Oscars just will not respect comedy.” (2:03:45)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World with John Hodgman (host)

This is his favorite or one of his ten favorite movies and he has seen it 15-20 times; he loves comforting, likable, steady-hand movies and the Aubrey-Maturin friendship. He is a sucker for the weevils dinner scene and ensemble craft, and an Anglophile who saw it at 17 in London.

Stances

  • This film is a miracle that could not be made today
  • It is best viewed as dad cinema, now lost to streaming
  • Praises Bettany's performance as arguably the best in A Beautiful Mind and a strong turn here
  • Rations rewatches of favorites so they stay special

Humor: Deadpan, quick with a callback and a tangent into Oscar-year trivia and box-office minutiae.

In their words

  • “It's my favorite movie ever.” (2:53:55)
  • “I saw it at the Odeon Leicester Square with Howard Amos.” (0:38:37)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Fearless with Timothy Simons (host)

A critic who prefers dossier-driven history. Loves action movies like Demolition Man and Jeff Bridges' earthy 90s era. Dislikes elite-school lionization, a recurring bit about Juilliard. Avoids flying since COVID and has twins.

Stances

  • Jeff Bridges is the best consolation movie star
  • Fearless's first 30 minutes are transcendent
  • Fearless is the final boss plane crash movie
  • doesn't care where someone went to school

Humor: Deadpan dossier recitation, aggrieved rants, ribald asides.

In their words

  • “This is the final boss plane crash movie.” (1:36:04)
  • “I do not like people's lionization of Juilliard.” (0:18:18)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Fargo with Zach Cregger (host)

Enthusiastic about Fargo's perfection and its nice-versus-good theme; tends toward film-criticism takes, Oscar history and 1990s box-office. Skeptical of the Dark Marge reading and fond of horror and genre follow-ups like Final Destination.

Stances

  • Fargo is about the difference between being nice and being a good person
  • Skeptical of the Dark Marge theory
  • A Final Destination sequel fan; distrusts stopwatch screen-time stats
  • Mr. Holland's Opus is trash

Humor: Chewing-ice gags and sarcasm; teases Ben and Griffin with off-handed jabs.

In their words

  • “I think if anything, this movie is about the difference between being nice and being a good person.” (0:40:48)
  • “I always question the way that people fucking stop watch these things.” (1:42:45)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Look Who's Talking with Hillary Busis (host)

Film critic who loves studio-era comeback stories (Sea of Love), Travolta in Get Shorty, and box-office archaeology. Dislikes Travolta's bad instincts, such as Hairspray. Loves the opening-weekend charts, and has strong opinions about Chevy Chase stories.

Stances

  • Travolta is undeniable when good and annoying when bad
  • Travolta's Tarantino rescue story is overstated
  • Sea of Love was Pacino's real comeback

Humor: Deadpan bits and rapid-fire tangents, often at the expense of the guest or a studio.

In their words

  • “I do think that is my single favorite Travolta movie star performance.” (0:57:48)
  • “It's Ridley Scott's Black Reign with Michael Douglas.” (2:11:14)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Empire of the Sun with Bilge Ebiri (host)

Enjoys Spielberg's crowd-pleasers and Indiana Jones; considers Last Crusade his favorite and his most successful comedy; likes Oscar speculation, Wall Street, Planes Trains and Automobiles, and Adrian Lyne. Dislikes Always.

Stances

  • Last Crusade is his favorite Indiana Jones
  • Lincoln is great
  • Williams should have won for Home Alone

Humor: Quick quip man; plays straight man to Griffin and mocks critics and awards bodies.

In their words

  • “It is my favorite, but I'm also like, I don't think it's a particularly deep film.” (0:21:06)
  • “Jurassic Park is the much better version of what the story that Huck is trying to do.” (0:24:09)
  • “I think he should have won for Home Alone over Dances with Wolves.” (0:38:53)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Raiders of the Lost Ark with Brian Michael Bendis (host)

Marvel and comics devotee who treats Thunderbolt Ross as the best character in the Marvel universe. Loves Harrison Ford's craftsmanship, Bond, and chronicling career arcs; cares about movie-star persona and industry history.

Stances

  • Harrison Ford's grumpy era began around Hollywood Homicide
  • Raiders is the greatest distillation of Ford the movie star
  • Hook is clunky

Humor: Dry and deadpan, plays along with being called cranky and joking about turning into a Red David.

In their words

  • “Have you ever written Thunderbolt Ross, the best character in the Marvel universe?” (0:01:18)
  • “What if I become the red David in 2025?” (0:06:49)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Twin Peaks: The Return (Episode 8) with Connor Ratliff (host)

He leans on film-critic comparisons (Oppenheimer, Fury Road, The Mist) and loves Lynch's visual-effects ambition and unvarnished plainness. He appreciates structure and ties up the episode's plot, and is skeptical of lore talk, saying it sounds stupid when talked about. He also cares about trivia and media-business details, like People's sexiest man list and ratings.

Stances

  • Lore is more fun to experience than to explain
  • Part 8 is both the most abstract and most straightforward episode
  • The last 15 minutes are among Lynch's best
  • Ratings and network context matter

Humor: Dry, trivia-driven asides that spiral into offhand references and bits.

In their words

  • “I will say that like the this stuff is all more fun to watch an experience than it is to talk about.” (1:10:43)
  • “it's one of the best 15 minutes of his whole career.” (1:43:39)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Dune with John Hodgman (host)

Treats Dune '84 as a David Lynch movie through and through and loves it as a strange object, with a particular fondness for Lynch's signature fingerprints in the margins. Is the one who flags the sleeper must awaken line as Lynch's invention. Loves Furiosa and has real affection for Alicia Witt.

Stances

  • It's 100% a David Lynch movie; Lynch overstates how little of him is in it
  • Sleeper must awaken is Lynch's most important contribution
  • Villeneuve cracked the populist-but-grown-up Dune

Humor: Big, quick riffs with absurd metaphors (the bracelet with a watch face).

In their words

  • “I'm David.” (0:05:35)
  • “It's 100% a David Lynch movie.” (0:08:52)
  • “I had a huge crush on Alicia Witt, specifically in Sybil.” (0:30:00)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Decision to Leave with Tatiana Maslany (host)

Critic's taste: values craft and performance, loves a good-looking cheap movie. Admires Park as a sensual filmmaker and Tang Wei's inscrutability. Not a Cassavetes fan, but enjoys Eastern Promises and Stronger, and champions Javier Bardem in Lyle Lyle Crocodile.

Stances

  • Wants movies to be hot without being lurid
  • Lyle, Lyle, Crocodile sucks but Bardem is incredible
  • Amsterdam is a film he walked out of in his head

Humor: Dry, deadpan deflation; goes along with the bits.

In their words

  • “He is absolutely more my guy.” (0:17:52)
  • “Yeah, that movie sucks, but Javier Bird has incredible in it.” (2:01:52)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Sherlock Jr. / The Navigator with James Urbaniak (host)

Prepared with printed plot synopses and notes, and loves tight gag construction, Keaton's streamlined modernity and trivia (title-card puns, cast and box office). Has an eye for casting names and silent-era minutiae. He gets the box office game right and enjoys obscure film-history jokes.

Stances

  • Sherlock Jr. is perfect and Keaton's best film
  • Keaton's modernity and lack of indicating make him timeless
  • The Navigator is a series of boat bits, a step back after Sherlock Jr.

Humor: Dry, research-fueled asides, name jokes and affectionate teasing of his co-host.

In their words

  • “I do think it's his best film.” (0:58:11)
  • “I feel like it's supplanted the general as sort of the critic consensus, perfect Keaton movie.” (0:58:18)
  • “going on a honeymoon without a bride is like singing in the words of Kiss Me Again to the music of Alice, where art thou?” (2:00:45)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Wendell & Wild (host)

Critic who covers festivals; liked Wendell & Wild at TIFF after a sleepless night. Loves how it looks and the punk soundtrack, appreciates its political point about prisons, and is fond of Monkeybone. Rankings: Coraline 1, Nightmare 2, Peach 3, Wendell & Wild 4, Monkeybone 5.

Stances

  • Wendell & Wild is great but plotty
  • Studios should restore theatrical windows
  • Claydream is essential viewing
  • Voted Mad God first in the Critics Circle

Humor: Deadpan storyteller who spirals into bits, and owns his own stressed behavior in the Airbnb tale.

In their words

  • “I think it's great.” (1:53:48)
  • “I fully like it. But I also support the in spite of its selfness.” (1:53:06)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Star 80 with Julie Klausner (host)

A film critic who respects movies that provoke a reaction but gives no credit for mere upset. Loves film-history trivia and box-office lore, responds to Star 80 strongly but wants to put it away, and calls Cabaret his sentimental top pick.

Stances

  • Cabaret is the top Fosse
  • Star 80 is the weakest Fosse for him
  • Emotional reaction is not the same as quality
  • Eric Roberts was seen as a talent in the 80s

Humor: Dry, quick-witted and sarcastic, leaning on movie-star gossip and trivia.

In their words

  • “I'm a film critic.” (0:55:09)
  • “There are movies that like upset me that I don't give any credit to.” (0:55:21)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: An Angel at My Table with Dana Stevens (host)

Admires the film's matter-of-fact handling of trauma and its structure as a small-scale epic of one woman's life; anchors discussion with festival and release history. Likes heightened, bright movies and is a self-declared Annie fan. Comfortable gently ribbing Griffin over trivia.

Stances

  • Praises matter-of-fact restraint over trauma
  • Notes Campion's rise through film festivals
  • Believes The Power of the Dog rewards repeat viewing
  • Likes The Piano but conceded its score is divisive

Humor: Dry, quick ribbing and pop-culture riffs, often at Griffin's expense.

In their words

  • “I think it was, it's famously the 1st movie I ever saw.” (0:52:41)
  • “Perhaps the biggest discovery of this film for me.” (1:14:36)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Starman with Katey Rich (host)

Loves Jeff Bridges, Karen Allen and Oscar-season lore; a fan of Moulin Rouge-era Baz Luhrmann and of a good road movie. Mixed on Charles Martin Smith's role and finds the sex scene off the rack. A sucker for the Midnight Special comparison and the baby-prop weirdness.

Stances

  • Bridges is among the least pretentious great actors
  • The sex scene feels divorced from the emotion of the film
  • Karen Allen deserved a nomination
  • Box Office Mojo cannot be reformed

Humor: Dry, bit-loving, goes after Griffin with deadpan callbacks; a Hank the Cow Dog true believer.

In their words

  • “I think Karen Allen absolutely should have been nominated.” (1:00:36)
  • “Defund box office mojo cannot be reformed at this point.” (2:17:27)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Ricki and the Flash with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (host)

Critic who likes ambitious and pop-oriented movies (Rogue Nation) and has strong opinions on directors; loves Demme but is blunt that Ricki disappoints. Can't stand Jason Reitman and bad-movie trends, and is a sucker for box-office trivia and the Monday-morning numbers game.

Stances

  • Ricki is disappointing but Demme is not the worst of his own career
  • Streep and studio interference hijacked the script
  • Loves Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation

Humor: Dry, contrarian one-liners and mock-outrage.

In their words

  • “But also, Jason Reitman directs a lot of her movies who I am increasingly cannot stand.” (0:02:39)
  • “Stephen Frere is the king of mediocrity.” (0:22:38)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind with Lulu Wang (host)

A critic who reaches for franchise-career context and Hollywood politics; likes tidy thematic readings (Dune, WALL-E, Starship Troopers comparisons) and a trusted small-scale film. Hates press-trained performative behavior and bad films like The Hustle. A sucker for sandwiches, Spirited Away, and a good fan-theory.

Stances

  • Nausicaä is a beautiful-feeling world but not a kid's movie
  • The Farewell may be the movie of the year
  • Press fatigue and interview transcripts distort people
  • Ranks Nausicaä as the buggiest Miyazaki

Humor: Dry and conversational, he undercuts earnest moments with fandom needling and food tangents.

In their words

  • “I don't know what a kid gets from this movie.” (1:41:57)
  • “I think it's more of a movie for teens.” (1:42:05)
  • “It is nuts.” (0:31:20)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Their claims

Showing 801–900 of 1,091 claims.

  1. career (career): Winona Ryder → Girl, Interrupted. Ryder's next film after Resurrection was Girl, Interrupted in 99, an underrated movie.
    “After this, I guess she has girl interrupted in 99, which is an underrated movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:31:47 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  2. people (people): Ron Perlman → Eddie Constantine. Perlman is Europe's favorite American actor, like Eddie Constantine in Alphaville.
    “It's like Alphaville.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:32:37 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. people (people): Ron Perlman → Alphaville. Alphaville took a marginal American noir actor and presented him as America's greatest star, like directors do with Perlman.
    “this marginal American noir actor and was like, you are the greatest movie star America has ever produced.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:32:42 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  4. craft (craft): Ron Perlman → Keegan-Michael Key. Perlman's face works as art direction in genre films the way Key's bald head works for sketch.
    “And Ron Perlman is like so ideally faced for a genre actor where it's like, A, he just works as art direction.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:34:28 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. career (career): Michael Wincott → The Crow. Wincott was the villain in The Crow and was in Strange Days.
    “He's the villain in the crow.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:36:04 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  6. career (career): Michael Wincott → Strange Days. Wincott was in Strange Days, as the character Philo Gant.
    “He's in Strange Days.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:36:07 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  7. people (people): Winona Ryder → Griffin Newman. David has a lifelong weakness for Winona Ryder and she is his number one crush.
    “I guess I have such an incredible weakness for Winona Rider, as you know, Griffin.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:37:58 · David Sims (0.70 sure it was them)
  8. craft (craft): Jean-Pierre Jeunet → The City of Lost Children. Big industrial sets and neon are Jeunet's signature; that is what City of Lost Children is all about.
    “that's what City Lost Children's all about.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:43:33 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. verdict (verdict): Alien Resurrection → Alien: Covenant. David walked out of the Covenant press screening hearing grumbling that it was not their Alien; he does not get that anger.
    “I walked out of the press screening of covenant, and I remember one credit being like, I mean, that's just not my alien.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:43:47 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  10. craft (craft): Alien Resurrection → Aliens. In Aliens you see them fleetingly; in Resurrection animatronics let an alien stand in front of you for ten seconds.
    “But this is the 1st one where it's like, yeah, an alien's just standing in front of you.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:45:18 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  11. industry (industry): Alien Resurrection → The Lost World: Jurassic Park. Resurrection came out the same year as The Lost World, with Independence Day in the mix.
    “This comes out the same year as Lost World.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:45:51 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  12. lineage (lineage): Alien Resurrection → Jurassic Park. Aliens caged and taunted while hunting you feels like the raptors; raptors may be Alien rip-offs.
    “the raptors have a bit of an alien rip off vibe, honestly”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:46:01 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. contrast (contrast): Alien Resurrection → Prometheus. Prometheus has a stacked cast on one level; Resurrection puts a second movie star above the title with Weaver and loses balance.
    “it's putting them above the title, it's kind of implying that it's going to be kind of a two-hander”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:47:45 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  14. career (career): Clint Eastwood → The Mule. Cry Macho will be like The Mule: an old man telling a boy not to be like him.
    “It's gonna be just like the mule.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:49:40 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  15. what-if (what-if): Clint Eastwood → Alien Resurrection. A Clint Eastwood Alien movie would be shot in real time, one two-hour take.
    “It'll be the 1st alien movie shot in real time.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:50:30 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. craft (craft): Joss Whedon → Alien Resurrection. The acid-blood tricks in Resurrection are Whedon-style fan service, while Jeunet is the better visual stylist.
    “The stuff like using the acid in creative new ways.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:57:46 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  17. craft (craft): Joss Whedon → Astonishing X-Men. Kitty Pryde's bat-in-the-head interrogation shows Whedon's gift for finding a clever new angle in pre-established ideas.
    “so emblematic of what he's good at as a writer, which is just using all the things that have been pre-established by other writers”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:58:09 · David Sims (0.70 sure it was them)
  18. people (people): Darius Khondji → Jean-Pierre Jeunet. Jeunet brought his own French collaborators, cinematographer Darius Khondji and VFX man Pitof, plus his production crew, onto Alien: Resurrection.
    “he brings all of his French people, right? Like he brings Darius Kanji, and he brings Pitoff, and he brings like his sort of, um, uh, production crew who all speak the same language as him”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:58:42 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. people (people): Jean-Pierre Jeunet → Alien Resurrection. Jeunet brought his French crew and could not talk to the writers, producers or actors; the film is cohesive visually.
    “And this movie is very cohesive visually.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:58:55 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  20. career (career): Jean-Pierre Jeunet → A Very Long Engagement. Jeunet's only other Hollywood-financed film was A Very Long Engagement, a Hollywood production made in France on his terms.
    “Very long engagement's a Hollywood production, but in France on his own terms.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:59:12 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  21. programming (programming): Jean-Pierre Jeunet → A Very Long Engagement. Jeunet feels like a director to put in a future bracket.
    “he certainly feels like someone we should throw on a bracket at some point.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:59:54 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  22. industry (industry): A Very Long Engagement → Gone with the Wind. It was Jeunet's big romantic war epic follow-up to Amélie, pitched as his Gone with the Wind.
    “He's going to make his gone with the wind.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:00:02 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  23. industry (industry): A Very Long Engagement → Warner Bros.. Warner financed most of it for distribution rights, so it was disqualified as a foreign film for the Oscars.
    “And so it was disqualified as being a foreign film.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:00:28 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  24. contrast (contrast): Michael Wincott → Paul W.S. Anderson. Wincott feels like he dropped out of a Paul W.S. Anderson movie; a generic villain.
    “He feels like he's dropped out of like a Paul W.S. Anderson movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:01:19 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  25. contrast (contrast): Michael Wincott → David Twohy. A Pitch Black-style director would have rejected Wincott as too on the nose.
    “Like David Towie would have rejected him for being too on the nose for pitch.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:01:26 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  26. craft (craft): Sigourney Weaver → Aliens. Weaver redefines Ripley in each film: throw it out, ball it up.
    “It's so telling that each of the 4 movies, she's like, throw it out, ball it up, redefine my character, give me new shit.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:05:37 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  27. contrast (contrast): Winona Ryder → Alien. Call is asked to do what Ripley does in the first movie, but Weaver makes it sing and Ryder punches the clock.
    “what call is being asked to do here is not that different than what Ripley does in the 1st movie, except fucking Sigourney makes it sing.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:06:02 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. people (people): Dominique Pinon → David Lynch. Pinon's weird face and presence reads as a Lynchian figure.
    “He's a very lynchian figure.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:07:54 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. career (career): Raymond Cruz → Breaking Bad (TV). Raymond Cruz in Resurrection is Tuco from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul, and Detective Sanchez on The Closer.
    “He's Tuco and Breaking Bad. And better call Saul.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:08:28 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. career (career): Raymond Cruz → The Closer (TV). Cruz was also on The Closer.
    “He's also Detective Julio Sanchez on the closer.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:08:31 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. what-if (what-if): Alien Resurrection → Paint Your Wagon. The next Alien should be an Eastwood musical in the style of Paint Your Wagon.
    “He should be painter wagon.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:10:42 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  32. lineage (lineage): Alien Resurrection → Heavy Metal. Ripley 7's mutant looks like French graphic novels, Moebius and Metal Hurlant.
    “Like, this is Mobius, metal herlon shit.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:11:15 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  33. theme (theme): Alien Resurrection → Saturday Night Live. The creature too awful to live begging 'kill me' is a funny trope, like an Eddie Murphy SNL sketch.
    “The the SNL, uh, uh, Eddie Murphy cake.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:13:21 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  34. lineage (lineage): Tintin → Heavy Metal. French comics began with grounded Tintin and moved into grimy dystopian sci-fi.
    “It starts out with things like Tintin, which are far more like grounded reality.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:13:52 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. lineage (lineage): Jean-Pierre Jeunet → Heavy Metal. Jeunet comes out of the grimy dystopian French sci-fi comic aesthetic of the 70s through 90s.
    “And this is very much the aesthetic that Jhené is coming out of.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:14:07 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  36. theme (theme): Alien Resurrection → John Wick. John Wick is the only modern equivalent of a major franchise built on fatalism.
    “I feel like the only modern equivalent is, um, John Wick, in terms of a major franchise being so based around kind of fatalism.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:15:43 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  37. craft (craft): Alien Resurrection → Godzilla. 1998 Godzilla and the first Jurassic Park shot their CGI creatures in rain and night to hide the rendering.
    “the 98 Godzilla is set in the rain constantly, and why in Jurassic, the 1st Jurassic”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:26:19 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  38. contrast (contrast): Alien Resurrection → Aliens. In Aliens she rescues Newt and in Alien 3 the convicts find purpose; in Resurrection there is no purpose to the fight.
    “in aliens, she's rescuing newt and like, you know, even in alien 3, they kind of, by the end of it”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:40:03 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  39. theme (theme): Alien Resurrection → Alien 3. The alien-hybrid birth echoes Alien 3's mommy-child relationship; this one is treated as parent and child.
    “But much like an Alien 3, it's like, oh, hey, mommy.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:48:20 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  40. industry (industry): Alien → Die Hard. Alien will be remade without its original star the way Die Hard will without Bruce Willis; the xenomorph design is too powerful to leave dormant.
    “In the same way, they'll make another diehard without Bruce Willis.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:52:06 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  41. theme (theme): Alien Resurrection → Alien 3. The studio could not settle on a sad ending, perhaps afraid after Alien 3.
    “They just can't... settle on a sad ending and they should have.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:59:09 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. industry (industry): Alien Resurrection → Alien. The first three Alien movies were summer releases; this one opened at Thanksgiving.
    “The 1st 3 are all summer releases, right?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 2:01:13 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. industry (industry): Alien Resurrection → Flubber. Flubber was number one on the Thanksgiving 1997 weekend; Resurrection opened number two with 25 million.
    “It is it's flubber.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 2:03:02 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. industry (industry): Alien Resurrection → Anastasia. Number three that weekend was Anastasia, Don Bluth's penultimate movie, followed by Titan A.E.
    “Right, because he makes Titan AE after this.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 2:04:07 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. industry (industry): Alien Resurrection → The Rainmaker. Number four was Coppola's Rainmaker, an underrated slumming adaptation of a bestseller.
    “It's from one of our great directors.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 2:04:37 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  46. industry (industry): Alien Resurrection → Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. The prior week's number one had fallen to number six.
    “Big drombat annihilation.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 2:07:08 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  47. programming (programming): Prometheus → Alien Resurrection. The Patreon run continues with Prometheus then Covenant after this final Ripley film.
    “Tune in for Prometheus, tune in for covenant.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 2:17:13 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  48. lineage (parallel origin story): James Cameron → David Fincher. Both lost control of a first film and reacted by vowing never to lose again; Cameron became a tyrant, Fincher says he will quit.
    “He like, I'm never fucking losing an argument ever again.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien 3 · 0:28:14 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  49. industry (changed by studio): Alien 3 (work print cut) → Alien 3. Fox pushed the ox-like creature to become a dog.
    “And yeah, the studio was like, it'll be better if it's a dog”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien 3 · 0:43:25 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. career (career): Meg Ryan → City of Angels. The same year Ryan also made City of Angels, dismissed as a chick flick.
    “This year she has, you've got Mail, and she has City of Angels, which, despite being a remake of a German masterpiece, is roundly just dismisses like, eh, Chick Flick, right?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:23:37 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  51. programming (programming): Meg Ryan → Hanging Up. The Meg Ryan film Hanging Up will get a Patreon bonus episode.
    “hanging up, which, Griffin, we're going to discuss on Patreon.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:25:17 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  52. craft (craft): You've Got Mail → Sleepless in Seattle. Both Hanks-Ryan films are experiments on the rom-com: one withholds the couple until the last scene, the other puts them together and makes them unpleasant.
    “sleepless in Seattle is obviously like, can you create a rom-com with chemistry between the 2 actors without them ever actually communicating until the last scene of the movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:31:34 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  53. lineage (lineage): Star Trek: Insurrection → Star Trek: First Contact. Insurrection was a big Christmas release only because First Contact had been a hit.
    “Where they're like, okay, 1st contact, huge hit. Let's do one where it's like, F. Murray Abraham is a villain”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:52:49 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. what-if (what-if): George Clooney → Jack Frost. The Jack Frost snowman was built on George Clooney's likeness before he dropped out, and Keaton took the role.
    “That is pointedly snowman George Clooney. It is meant to be George Clooney.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:54:31 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  55. craft (craft): Hanging Up → Nora Ephron. The Nixon smoking-gun phone joke is the moment that feels most like Ephron comedic balance.
    “That is also, that is the thing that feels the most effronny.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:05:09 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  56. lineage (lineage): Hanging Up → You've Got Mail. Hanging Up is the phone/cell-phone sibling of the Ephron sisters' earlier email movie.
    “isn't it funny that there's a Nora Efron project to, like, in the infancy of email that's like an email movie?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:14:03 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  57. career (career): Lisa Kudrow → Lucky Numbers. Kudrow had two Nora Ephron films in 2000, both flops, and is arguably the best performer in each.
    “I'm in 2 Nora Efron movies this year.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:24:11 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  58. contrast (contrast): Diane Keaton → Manhattan. Keaton plays the off-putting-but-winning woman as in Manhattan, but here the humanity is missing.
    “Like the thing that a movie like Manhattan is trying to unpack”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:31:42 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  59. craft (craft): Hanging Up → Twin Peaks (TV series). Dream-state moments in Hanging Up read as Lynchian, beyond the Keaton Twin Peaks connection.
    “Yes, it felt lynchian to me and not just because of the twin peaks connection.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:39:54 · David Sims (0.35 sure it was them)
  60. career (career): Walter Matthau → Grumpy Old Men. Matthau reinvented himself as a 1990s box office star by doubling down on being a crank.
    “completely reinventing himself as a movie star just by doubling down on being a fucking crank.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:41:43 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  61. career (career): Walter Matthau → IQ. Matthau played Einstein in IQ, one of his two collaborations with Meg Ryan.
    “One of his 2 Meg Ryan collaborations.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:42:13 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. verdict (verdict): Walter Matthau → Hanging Up. Matthau's performance was good enough that a better-liked film might have brought an Oscar nomination.
    “if this movie had been 10% more liked, it feels like he would have gotten an Oscar nomination.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:43:39 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  63. contrast (contrast): Jack Lemmon → Tuesdays with Morrie (TV film). Lemmon's sentimental farewell in Tuesdays with Morrie is set against Matthau's rawer final role.
    “Jack Lemon's last performance, basically, was Tuesdays with Mari”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:44:15 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  64. contrast (contrast): Hanging Up → Tuesdays with Morrie (TV film). Matthau's menacing last role is set against Lemmon's sappy farewell.
    “in my final role, I play Hollywood's Toxic Masculinity”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:45:00 · David Sims (0.35 sure it was them)
  65. craft (craft): Hanging Up → The Shining. The film feels like re-edited footage cut into a different genre, like trailer recuts of The Shining.
    “The movie almost feels like one of those like trailer re-edits that used to be so popular”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:57:55 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  66. career (career): Meg Ryan → Proof of Life. Hanging Up marks the start of the end of Meg Ryan's run, the same year as Proof of Life.
    “this certainly is sort of the beginning of the end because this is the year of proof of life.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 1:07:18 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  67. contrast (contrast): Hanging Up → Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. Space can be faked cheaply as in Wrath of Khan, but rich LA cannot.
    “You can't fake rich LA, right?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 1:09:10 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  68. programming (programming): Hanging Up → The Whole Nine Yards. The Whole Nine Yards was the comedy for the boys; Hanging Up opened with the same money as the female-led comedy.
    “That's like the comedy for the boys and hanging up, which is opening with the exact same amount of money, is more of a female lead comedy.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 1:19:54 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  69. lineage (lineage): Pitch Black → The Chronicles of Riddick. Chronicles of Riddick is the big-budget sequel, and home video retitled Pitch Black as Chronicles of Riddick: Pitch Black.
    “And on the home video releases, they then retitled it, the Chronicles of Riddick, colon pitch black.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 1:26:19 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  70. programming (programming): Hanging Up → Pitch Black. Pitch Black opened fourth the same weekend as Hanging Up and has aged far better.
    “It's just wild to think that that came out the same weekend as hanging up.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 1:27:08 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. industry (industry): Jeffrey Katzenberg → Quibi. Griffin/David riff that Katzenberg was hired to run Quibi on Richard's recommendation after Trolls.
    “I hired Jeff on Richard's recommendation and he's doing a great job at Quibby.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Trolls: The Experience with Richard Lawson · 0:06:52 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  72. contrast (contrast): Trolls: The Experience → Trolls. David's text says the experience was practical, engaging and well performed, far better than the movie.
    “It was far better than the movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Trolls: The Experience with Richard Lawson · 0:45:55 · David Sims (0.75 sure it was them)
  73. theme (theme): Trolls → The Manchurian Candidate. Joke that after watching Trolls he wanted to assassinate a presidential candidate, so maybe there is a Manchurian thing going on.
    “I wanted to assassinate a presidential candidate, so maybe there's a whole Manchurian thing happening there too.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Trolls: The Experience with Richard Lawson · 0:48:14 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  74. contrast (contrast): Trolls → La La Land. City of Stars beat Can't Stop the Feeling and the speaker resents it as the La La Land song; the opening numbers are the film's best.
    “I still am so resentful that that's the La La Land song.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Trolls: The Experience with Richard Lawson · 1:24:30 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  75. craft (craft): Ben Burtt → Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi. The sound designer (transcribed Ben Burt) is called the stealth MVP of all the Star Wars films, praised for the imperial noise.
    “I mean, Ben Burt really is the stealth MVP of all of these films.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Return of the Jedi · 0:05:48 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  76. what-if (what-if): Rob Leffield → Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi. A joke that Han's demand for the third film was to have Rob Leffield design his pocket-heavy vest.
    “I want Rob Leffield to design my vest.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Return of the Jedi · 1:25:03 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  77. programming (programming): Taron Egerton → Little Shop of Horrors. Rumor: Warner Bros. wants Taron Egerton for Little Shop of Horrors; Griffin joked he can sing.
    “Warner Brothers wants to hire Taron Egerton to do a little shop of horrors.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:04:36 · David Sims (0.55 sure it was them)
  78. contrast (contrast): Rebecca Ferguson → Jane Krakowski. Ferguson's Hat performance reminds the speaker of Jane Krakowski in 30 Rock (character name garbled in transcript).
    “Rebecca Ferguson and Dr. Sleep is the most I've ever liked a performance that also made me think so much of Jane Krakowski”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:13:45 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  79. contrast (contrast): Kathy Bates → Richard Jewell. Oscars nominated Bates instead of Bening, which felt like 'flip a coin to the veteran'.
    “But that kind of felt like them being like, yeah, let's flip a coin to the veteran.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:17:38 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  80. verdict (verdict): Annette Bening → The Report. Bening is a supporting-actress nominee and incredible; the movie needs movie stars.
    “that movie doesn't work if it doesn't have movie stars.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:18:13 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  81. verdict (verdict): Jennifer Lopez → Hustlers. Hustlers' Lopez wins one host's Best Supporting Actress as the quintessential movie-star performance.
    “it is the quintessential movie star performance, and I think those things don't get valued as well as they should.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:24:17 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  82. contrast (contrast): Florence Pugh → Jude Law. Pugh's arrival as a star is the Talented Mr. Ripley-era Jude Law analog; Lopez is Tom Cruise in Magnolia, a star channeling her legacy into her best acting.
    “then Lopez is Tom Cruise in Magnolia.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:24:41 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  83. contrast (contrast): Jennifer Lopez → Tom Cruise. Lopez in Hustlers compared to Tom Cruise in Magnolia: a star pouring their entire legacy into the best acting they have done.
    “someone finding the performance that channels their entire legacy as a star into the best piece of acting they've ever done.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:24:50 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. verdict (verdict): Laura Dern → Marriage Story. Dern is on Joe's ballot but none of the three would pick her to win; she's the Oscar frontrunner as a career-recognition win.
    “But none of us would pick her to win.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:25:06 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  85. verdict (verdict): Under the Silver Lake → Under the Silver Lake. Griffin watched it on a train from Buffalo and half-believes it was a dream; it played better in a theater than on a plane.
    “I watched Under the Silver Lake on a train back to New York from Buffalo.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:35:51 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  86. verdict (verdict): Richard Schiff → Clemency. Schiff's Clemency performance is the benchmark of what a speaker wants to age into as an actor, alongside Joe Pantoliano in Bad Boys for Life.
    “Those are the 2 benchmarks I'm setting for the next 30 years of my career.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:38:48 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  87. verdict (verdict): Mark Ruffalo → Dark Waters. Late cut for David's Best Actor: 'Hunchback of West Virginia'.
    “Hunchback of West Virginia.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:51:52 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  88. industry (industry): Dark Waters → Anne Hathaway. Joke: Hathaway took the thankless wife role because Dark Waters acting is 'tax deductible'.
    “And I think Anne Hathaway took that role because, of course, it was tax deductible.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 0:52:49 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  89. verdict (verdict): Jessie Buckley → Wild Rose. Buckley is the Best Actress winner for one host; 'a goddamn star'.
    “She's a goddamn star.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:00:11 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  90. verdict (verdict): Alfre Woodard → Clemency. Great performance with a long-shot showstopper; the drunk scenes are among the best drunk acting the speaker has seen.
    “some of the best drunk acting I've ever seen.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:03:18 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  91. verdict (verdict): Portrait of a Lady on Fire → Portrait of a Lady on Fire. David's number one film of 2019, 'the movie for me all year'.
    “That has been the movie for me all year.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:09:50 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  92. verdict (verdict): Jennifer Kent → The Nightingale. Kent's film is 'the best movie of the year that I would never recommend to anybody' for how punishing it is; she's a discovery of the decade.
    “I think that's the best movie of the year that I would never recommend to anybody.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:10:30 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  93. verdict (verdict): Ad Astra → Ad Astra. Brad Pitt's accessible performance made David give him his single Ad Astra nomination over OUATIH.
    “I really love Brad in it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:12:33 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  94. verdict (verdict): Ashes Is Purest White → Ashes Is Purest White. Has only grown with each viewing; seen three times.
    “Ashes Purest White, if no one's seen it, has only grown for me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:12:44 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. programming (programming): Peterloo → Dark Waters. Peterloo will be in the 'Dark Waters zone': a get-around-to-it movie people will come around on.
    “It will be that Dark Waters zone where people...”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:13:03 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  96. career (career): A Hidden Life (said only as 'the Malik') → Terrence Malick. Speaker is a huge Malick fan hoping for a full comeback; liked a lot but never crossed over into love since The New World.
    “I just kind of wanted to be knocked back in a way I haven't been since New World.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:13:44 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  97. programming (programming): Triple Frontier → Triple Frontier. Shout-out as 'the cable rewatchable movie of the century' that nobody remembers.
    “Triple Frontier, the fucking like cable rewatchable movie of the century is absolutely fantastic.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:13:59 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  98. verdict (verdict): Jordan Peele → Us. Wins 'existential carnival-based horror film of the year', tied with Toy Story 4.
    “Jordan Peele existential carnival-based horror film.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:18:05 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  99. contrast (contrast): Us → Toy Story 4. Tie for existential carnival-based film of the year.
    “It's a tie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:18:15 · David Sims (0.35 sure it was them)
  100. verdict (verdict): Ian McKellen → Cats. McKellen putters in almost anything these days, including cats; he was original winner for Mr. Holmes.
    “I mean, McKellen in almost anything these days.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Fifth Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid (Ad-Free) · 1:20:01 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)

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  1. fun, about The Addams Family 2: The oddest trailer tagline: next year things return to normal, in a 2020 trailer.
    “the weirdest trailer tagline I've ever seen.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Doctor Sleep · 1:32:53 · David Sims (0.30 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Doctor Sleep (title): The title comes from Danny's humane way of easing people dying in a hospice, a minor thread; some say it should have been Shining 2.
    “It's funny that the title of the movie comes from like his very humane way of helping people be at ease before they die, a very sort of minor plot thread.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Doctor Sleep · 1:33:43 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Gustav Hasford: Kubrick insisted on meeting the scary Marine author, then passed Herr a note at dinner saying he could not deal with him.
    “there was a dinner during which Kubrick passed her a note saying, I can't deal with this man.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Full Metal Jacket with Jon Gabrus (Ad-Free) · 0:41:52 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about R. Lee Ermey: A car accident left him unable to film for four and a half months and explains the arm he does not move.
    “Arlie Ermy got in a really bad car accident and couldn't film anything for 4.5 months”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Full Metal Jacket with Jon Gabrus (Ad-Free) · 0:47:51 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about The Shining: The original epilogue, with Wendy and Danny in the hospital, screened briefly before Kubrick cut it.
    “There was the original ending that he cut out pretty quickly, but that did screen originally, right?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Shining with Timothy Simons (Ad-Free) · 2:24:22 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about The Shining: It opened in roughly ten theaters before going wide, against The Empire Strikes Back on Memorial Day weekend.
    “This movie was like 10 theaters opening weekend and then like a thousand.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Shining with Timothy Simons (Ad-Free) · 2:37:02 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about The Shining: It was nominated for two Razzies and got mixed-ish reviews in its day.
    “it was famously nominated for 2 Razzies and got like mixed-ish reviews at the time.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Shining with Timothy Simons (Ad-Free) · 2:37:08 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about Leonard Rosenman: Rosenman, who picked the classical cues and won an Oscar, hated the finished film.
    “When I saw this incredibly boring film with all this music as I that I had picked out going over and over again.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Barry Lyndon with Karina Longworth (Ad-Free) · 1:49:04 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about A Clockwork Orange: A girl fainted and hit her head on a desk when David's class watched it; they had to call an ambulance.
    “A girl in my class when we watched it, fainted and hit her head on the corner of a desk, and they had to call the ambulance.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · A Clockwork Orange with Alex Ross Perry (Ad-Free) · 0:15:18 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about A Clockwork Orange: Kubrick pulled the film from Britain a year after release and it stayed out until his death; it was banned in Ireland until 1999.
    “Kubrick withdrew this film from Britain.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · A Clockwork Orange with Alex Ross Perry (Ad-Free) · 0:17:31 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about A Clockwork Orange: The eyedrop man was a real doctor, given a line by Kubrick, and fumbled the drops because he fixated on the line.
    “And then the guy was so obsessed with the line.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · A Clockwork Orange with Alex Ross Perry (Ad-Free) · 2:15:18 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about A Clockwork Orange: McDowell scratched his cornea during the eyedrop scenes and the numbing wore off in the car; a speed bump felt like a razor blade.
    “And then he had scratched his cornea.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · A Clockwork Orange with Alex Ross Perry (Ad-Free) · 2:16:15 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about Dr. Strangelove: The release was delayed by the Kennedy assassination; a speaker also notes the President is the last reasonable president in an American satire, because Kennedy was in office.
    “this movie was delayed because of the assassination of Kennedy.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Dr. Strangelove... with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) · 0:23:11 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about Dr. Strangelove: Failsafe was released later because of a lawsuit, though Columbia put out both films.
    “And Columbia put out both movies so they didn't care.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Dr. Strangelove... with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) · 0:50:42 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Terry Southern: Sellers gave Kubrick The Magic Christian, which brought Southern in; the dossier read is that Kubrick wrote it, George inspired it, and Southern made it funny.
    “JJ's read on the screenplay, though, is that it's Dubrick wrote it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Dr. Strangelove... with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) · 0:53:10 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about Dr. Strangelove: The first page of the screenplay says the story will be played for realistic comedy and the acting will never be so-called comedy acting.
    “The 1st page of the screenplay says, the story will be played for realistic comedy”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Dr. Strangelove... with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) · 0:53:20 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Gene Kelly: The original plan for Jack D. Ripper was Gene Kelly. Kubrick then cast George C. Scott, who asked to play Turgidson instead, and brought in Sterling Hayden.
    “You know who the original plan was to cast for Jack D. Ripper, the Sterling Hayden Row?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Dr. Strangelove... with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) · 0:58:19 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about James Earl Jones: Jones had a big role questioning the mission; Kubrick decided he did not want the protesting crew member to be a Black actor and cut it. Jones told him he took the part for the cut material.
    “eventually Kubrick decided he didn't want the guy protesting to be a black guy and cuts everything out.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Dr. Strangelove... with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) · 1:02:27 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Dr. Strangelove: Kubrick wrote down about thirty alternate titles, including Wonderful Bomb, Dr. Doomsday, and Dr. Strangelove's Secret Uses of Uranus.
    “The weird one is Dr. Strangelove's secret uses of Uranus.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Dr. Strangelove... with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) · 1:35:46 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about The Cardinal: The future Pope Benedict XVI was the Vatican liaison on The Cardinal, and it was the first 35mm blow-up projected in 70mm.
    “Pope Benedict, the later to be Pope Benedict the 16th, was the liaison officer from the Vatican for this movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Dr. Strangelove... with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) · 2:05:07 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Marlon Brando: Brando's quote about Kubrick as a creative thinker, not a repeater.
    “He is an adroit intellect and is a creative thinker, not a repeater, not a fact gatherer.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Spartacus with Richard Lawson (Ad-Free) · 0:40:02 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Marlon Brando: Brando and Kubrick wrote together at Brando's house, shoeless; Kubrick in dress shirt and underwear; Brando struck a gong.
    “Brando would sit in a lotus position on the floor and strike a gong with a leather mallet if he thought discussions were getting off track”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Spartacus with Richard Lawson (Ad-Free) · 0:43:28 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Woody Strode: Kubrick, unable to direct Strode conventionally, played a Prokofiev concerto on set and watched his face change.
    “I'll never forget the power of the music, what happened to Strode's face as the music played, you could watch his face as it was happening.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Spartacus with Richard Lawson (Ad-Free) · 1:14:05 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Stanley Kubrick: In contemporary press Kubrick said shooting a movie is a terrible environment for an artist.
    “shooting a movie is the worst milieu for creative work ever devised by man.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Spartacus with Richard Lawson (Ad-Free) · 1:22:15 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Paths of Glory: Harris-Kubrick got an MGM deal to write, produce and direct in 40 weeks for $75,000.
    “they get a deal at MGM to write, produce, and direct a film in 40 weeks for a fee of $75,000”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Paths of Glory with Sarah Marshall (Ad-Free) · 0:32:31 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Paths of Glory: Kirk Douglas's name alone got a $1 million budget, and he took $300,000 of it.
    “$1000000 budget based on Kirk Douglas's name, $300,000 goes to Kirk Douglas.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Paths of Glory with Sarah Marshall (Ad-Free) · 0:35:13 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Kirk Douglas: In Munich the rewritten script had a happy ending; Douglas threatened to walk. Kubrick calmly said he wanted a commercial hit.
    “he said, I did it to make a commercial.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Paths of Glory with Sarah Marshall (Ad-Free) · 0:42:03 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Adolphe Menjou: Menjou fought Kubrick over 42 takes; Kubrick quietly kept going until it was right.
    “It isn't right, and we're going to keep doing it until it is right, and we'll get it right because you guys are good.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Paths of Glory with Sarah Marshall (Ad-Free) · 1:06:17 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Timothy Carey: Kubrick shot Carey's close-ups first and let him go the moment they were done.
    “they essentially fired him the moment his final close-up was done”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Paths of Glory with Sarah Marshall (Ad-Free) · 1:25:39 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about Timothy Carey: During production Carey staged his own kidnapping in Munich for publicity.
    “But during the making of this film, he fakes his own kidnapping.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Paths of Glory with Sarah Marshall (Ad-Free) · 1:26:13 · David Sims (0.55 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about Timothy Carey: In the death scene Carey bit the priest actor's arm; Emile Meyer hated it.
    “Timothy Carey would do things like bite his arm and like, you know, harass him, essentially”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Paths of Glory with Sarah Marshall (Ad-Free) · 1:27:28 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about Paths of Glory: Not shown to the French censors and pulled from Berlin because of protest.
    “It was apparently not even shown to the French censorship board because they knew there was no chance that France would allow it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Paths of Glory with Sarah Marshall (Ad-Free) · 1:43:31 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about The Killing: The racetrack documentary footage was shot behind cinematographer Ballard's back.
    “He went behind his back.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Killing with Patton Oswalt (Ad-Free) · 0:19:53 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Lucien Ballard: Kubrick's ultimatum over the 25mm lens: move the camera or leave the set; silence, then Ballard moved it.
    “you either move that camera and put it where it has to be to use a 25 millimeter or you get off the set and you never come back”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Killing with Patton Oswalt (Ad-Free) · 0:22:44 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Kola Kwariani (Nick the Wrestler): A former wrestler Kubrick met through chess circles, he died at 77 after fighting five teenagers outside his chess club.
    “He was 76 years old and he was leaving his regular chess club where he played and he was jumped by 5 teenagers”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Killing with Patton Oswalt (Ad-Free) · 1:01:40 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about The Red Balloon: In 1956 a 35-minute short won best original screenplay over The Ladykillers and La Strada.
    “The red balloon winning best screenplay.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Killing with Patton Oswalt (Ad-Free) · 1:10:53 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about The Killing: The clown mask that Johnny puts on looks basically the same as the Joker one, and Griffin loves that it also looks foolish.
    “Nolan obviously pays homage to in the Dark Knight”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Killing with Patton Oswalt (Ad-Free) · 1:28:00 · David Sims (0.35 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Fear and Desire: The poster sells a 'half animal girl' with an illustration of a kissed neck, making the war movie look supernatural.
    “An illustration of, uh, Paul Mizurski kissing her neck that makes it look consensual, and says, fear and desire, trapped for desperate man, and a strange half animal girl.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Fear & Desire / Killer's Kiss (Ad-Free) · 0:03:19 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about Stanley Kubrick: His uncle wanted a percentage of his whole career; Kubrick refused, then caved a month later for one film.
    “And Kubrick, stubborn fuck that he was, was like, I'm not fucking signing right with my career.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Fear & Desire / Killer's Kiss (Ad-Free) · 0:33:21 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Call Me Madam: Ethel Merman's autobiography gives her marriage to Ernest Borgnine one blank page.
    “In her autobiography, Merman, the chapter titled My Marriage to Ernest Borg 9, Ernest Borg 9, consists of one blank page.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Fear & Desire / Killer's Kiss (Ad-Free) · 0:53:09 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about I Love Melvin: Donald O'Connor plays a Look magazine photographer in a 1953 hit, a coincidence for ex-Look man Kubrick.
    “And in this movie, Donald O'Connor plays a look magazine photographer.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Fear & Desire / Killer's Kiss (Ad-Free) · 1:02:32 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Blood Alley: Chinese characters, and hardly a Chinese name in the cast list.
    “Scanning the cast list here, and I'm not seeing a lot of Chinese names.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Fear & Desire / Killer's Kiss (Ad-Free) · 1:33:13 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Marvel Comics: Stan Lee invented the No-Prize for explaining continuity errors.
    “This is why Stanley invented the no prize”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:21:16 · David Sims (0.55 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about X-Men: Krakoa era: mutants become a nation; issue one ends with Magneto saying we're your new gods.
    “the 1st issue ends with Magneto just saying we're your new gods.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:23:46 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Gambit (unmade): Tatum wanted a New Orleans neo-noir Gambit; Gore Verbinski was attached.
    “Tam wants to do a fucking like New Orleans. Oh my god. Neo-Noir, gambit movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:27:45 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Black Widow: Should have been a $6 million-style stripped espionage film.
    “Black Widow was the exact moment they should have done it”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:33:39 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Marvels (comic): Four-issue story of a photojournalist through Marvel history.
    “Which Marvel's Ben is a comic book about like a photographer”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:36:30 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Bryan Adams: The original Bryan Adams song sounds, to a host, like the Toy Story song.
    “He's just doing the Toy Story song.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:14:03 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Old Dogs: The $47 million acquisition prompts a podcast-industry joke.
    “That's like, I mean, that's like podcast acquisition money.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:23:28 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Old Dogs: The film is called Old Dogs and Charlie's old dog dies off screen, followed by a dog funeral.
    “I just can't believe that this movie is called Old Dogs, and it ends with the fucking dog funeral.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:39:14 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Old Dogs: Griffin's wrap-up on why it fascinates: it was made by veterans, not amateurs.
    “There's no inexperience here.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:57:45 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Batman (TV series, 1966-68): During NBC's attempt to poach the show, they discovered most of the Batman sets had been destroyed.
    “they found out that for some reason, most of the Batman sets had been destroyed.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:09:05 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about The Batman: Semple wrote the screenplay in a week and they shot it in a month.
    “simple writes the screenplay in a week.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:11:54 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Cesar Romero: Romero refused to shave his mustache, so makeup covered it; on a movie screen it still pops.
    “The movie, the mustache is pretty clear.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:12:56 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Batman (TV series, 1966-68): Mr. Freeze was played by three people (Preminger, Sanders, Wallach), whoever was available that week.
    “Three different people play Mr. Freeze.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:20:43 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about The Batman: Rubber shark visibly leaking water, then Batman reaches for shark repellent bat spray.
    “Water leaking out of the shark, the rubber shark, you can see.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:21:52 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about Burt Ward: They had to round out his underwear bulge because it was too prominent.
    “they had to, uh, round out his bulge in his underwear because it was too prominent”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:26:55 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about Frank Gorshin: Gorshin's first language was Slovenian, spoken at home.
    “He was this of Slovenian ancestry.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:47:48 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about The Batman: Alfred drives the Batmobile in a harlequin mask so nobody connects it to Bruce Wayne's butler.
    “A little harlequin mask.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:54:59 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Jason Todd (comics): Readers phoned in a 900 number vote on whether the second Robin would live, and he died.
    “They do a thing where you had to call in on the phone if Robin should live or die.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:58:10 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about Burgess Meredith: Stallone supposedly called Meredith one of the all-time great stick men; the phrase became a running gag.
    “One of the all time great stick men.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:12:58 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about The Batman: The mattress truck under the falling Batman is the classic funniest-obstruction shorthand.
    “It's the classic like the fucking mattress truck.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:28:30 · David Sims (0.35 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Condiment King: Mandela effect: people assume Condiment King was a real comics or 1966 villain; he was a 90s animated series parody.
    “they introduced Condiment King as a parody of this type of villain.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:34:28 · David Sims (0.35 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue: The anti-drug cartoon special's villain is a sentient cloud of smoke voiced by George C. Scott.
    “His name is Smoke.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:40:04 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about The Batman: The UN joke: the dust is rehydrated but everyone speaks a different language.
    “So basically the joke is, everyone has been physically reconstituted, but just speaks a different language.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:57:02 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Fool for Love: Altman's Fool for Love is about to get a Blu-ray, with Shepard, Quaid, Stanton.
    “It's got Sam Shepard, the world's biggest hottie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:06:21 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Karyn Kusama / Jane Campion: Pun about rounding up mecca-like opponents, riffing on Brendan Gleeson in A.I.
    “we're going to be like Brendan Gleason and AI artificial intelligence.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:12:19 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Steve McQueen: Small Axe films: Alex Wheatle and Education are an hour long, could be combined.
    “maybe you could combine uh, Alex Wheedle in education”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:14:01 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Her: Critics' top choice: five of six Film Spotting panelists named it number one.
    “Five out of the 6 had her as their number one.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:30:17 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Oliver Stone: Stone defined the 80s and 90s; Alex Ross Perry campaigned but is not on Twitter.
    “the man defines the 80s in so many ways.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:35:42 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Harmony Korine: Joke that Korine would be the most trustworthy babysitter.
    “Harmony Current would be the best.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:40:18 · David Sims (0.30 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Rocky IV: The robot given to Paulie is a favorite character; Paulie keeps trying to find a way to be intimate with it.
    “The robot Rocky 4 is one of my favorite characters in the history of cinema”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:51:52 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Saw: Billy the puppet would beat Rocky because he is too small to reach.
    “I just imagined like the puppet's bicycling around him.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:52:26 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Alien: Covenant: Originally titled Alien: Paradise Lost; Damon Lindelof was going to write it before bailing, then John Logan, with a first script by the Transcendence writer and a Michael Green rewrite.
    “Initially, it was going to be called Alien Paradise Lost.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 0:08:57 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Ridley Scott: Scott gave interviews saying there would be no aliens or xenomorphs, then reversed; the hosts wonder if it was him or the studio telling him to put aliens in.
    “initially Scott was giving these interviews where he was like, there won't be aliens”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 0:09:33 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Alien: Covenant: The online prologue with James Franco and Noomi Rapace is not in the film; the initial cut ran about 2.5 hours and Scott trimmed the franchise stuff.
    “it was this thing with James Franco, who is not in this movie, although you see him in like photos.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 0:12:52 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Jed Kurzel: The score echoes Jerry Goldsmith's notes from the first Alien; Kurzel is the brother of Justin Kurzel and scored Macbeth.
    “it uses a lot of the Jerry Goldsmith notes”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 1:47:50 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Alien Resurrection: Production trivia: Danny Boyle and Peter Jackson and Bryan Singer were approached and passed before Jeunet.
    “They ask Peter Jackson.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:10:12 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Joss Whedon: Whedon's script ended with a battle on Earth and the studio planned to split it into two movies, with an Alien 5 set on Earth.
    “There'll be an alien 5 that's set on earth.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:11:29 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Sigourney Weaver: The Ripley 8 tattoo: she's the 8th clone, the first one to take.
    “She's the 1st one to take.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:23:50 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Ron Perlman: The basketball shot: Weaver actually sank it over her shoulder on a quick take and Perlman's reaction is real; no visual effects.
    “That shot is 100% real.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:41:55 · David Sims (0.70 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Clint Eastwood: The Cry Macho gag: Eastwood announces his own Alien movie shot in real time.
    “What if they announced Clint Eastwood announces plans to star in and direct next alien movie?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:50:13 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Dominique Pinon: Jeunet spoke no English to the actors; Pinon likely did the film phonetically.
    “He probably did this movie phonetically.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:56:57 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about A Very Long Engagement: Jeunet's follow-up was seen as an Oscar play until Warner's financing disqualified it as a foreign film.
    “And so it was disqualified as being a foreign film.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:00:28 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Alien Resurrection: The worst-case scenario joke: aliens loose on Earth becomes a Kenner toy line of animal mashups.
    “create an entire early 90s Kenner toy line of fun alien animal mashups.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:35:39 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Sigourney Weaver: Weaver would not let toys be made with guns for years; Resurrection was the only time, and no collector figure for 15 years after.
    “one of the key reasons was because she didn't want her action figures coming with guns.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:44:51 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Alien Resurrection: The newborn's chest cavity was a hybrid genital design cut from the film as too intense.
    “it's supposed to be kind of like this sort of like hybrid genital thing.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:47:58 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Alien Resurrection: The newborn was originally designed to look like Ripley.
    “Originally, they wanted it to look like Ripley, which would have been crazy.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:49:27 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Alien Resurrection: Ending gets read as acting out: alien movies are violent so Jeunet shows how violent.
    “Also, it's acting out, which I support.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:57:01 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Alien Resurrection: Credits: personal stunt trainer, movement coach and drama coach to Weaver, all separate.
    “Personal stunt trainer, Ms. Weaver, movement coach to Ms. Weaver, drama coach to Ms. Weaver.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 2:02:06 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Alien Resurrection: Opening weekend at Thanksgiving 1997: number two, 25 million, behind Flubber.
    “All right, so number 2 alien resurrection.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 2:03:28 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Alien Resurrection: The second-to-last credit is the video game.
    “The 2nd to last credit on the movie is play the video game.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 2:05:49 · David Sims (0.60 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Alien 3: The dog alien was originally an ox; Fox thought it goofy and asked for a dog.
    “it's not a cow specifically, but it's like an ox like creature that they have on the, on the prison.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien 3 · 0:43:25 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Alien 3: The movie opened at number two behind Lethal Weapon 3 and dropped 65% in week two.
    “Uh, yeah, it fell off 65% in its 2nd weekend.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien 3 · 2:09:50 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Tom Hollander: Scene with Hunt and the PM in Blenheim Palace, which a speaker visited.
    “This is in Blenheim Palace, which I have visited.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 1:52:15 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about 1998 Golden Globes: David's guessing game: name the five best comedy actor nominees; Michael Caine won for Little Voice.
    “Did Michael Cain win best actor in a comedy for Little Voice?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:47:29 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about You've Got Mail: The box office for December 18, 1998: You've Got Mail at number one, ahead of Prince of Egypt, A Bug's Life, Star Trek: Insurrection, and Jack Frost.
    “So number one, though, it's you've got mail, $18 million.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:50:48 · David Sims (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Jack Frost: The animatronic Jack Frost snowman was built from the likeness of George Clooney, who dropped out late; Michael Keaton replaced him.
    “But they built it off of the likeness of the actor who was supposed to play the title role who dropped out very late.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:54:19 · David Sims (0.55 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Cloris Leachman: Leachman's 20-second scene as the abandoning mother is called the Thanos of parenting.
    “She is like the Thanos of parenting.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:20:37 · David Sims (0.45 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Sonia Saraiya: The running bit is "Sonia magazine" with a giant banner behind her.
    “You do have hanging behind you a giant Sonia banner.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:23:37 · David Sims (0.40 sure it was them)