Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 41–51 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves charisma performances, movie stars at their peak, and trivia from Tarantino's circle. Champions Brad Pitt as the winner. Can't stand awards mistakes like The Artist winning, and he warns about the 'Oscars should wait five years' view. A sucker for 1960s details, driving scenes, and Boogie Nights real estate.

Stances

  • Brad Pitt won the movie
  • Oscars should be awarded five years later
  • Focus is underrated

Humor: Runs bits on movies he almost bought, fake research, and sports-style comparisons.

In their words

  • “I think Pitt won the movie.” (1:17:58)
  • “I think I'm the only one that likes focus.” (0:32:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves the mid-80s Eddie Murphy and the movie's cultural phenomenon, and has a clear soft spot for Lisa Eilbacher. Is a sucker for Hollywood-excess anecdotes (Simpson, cocaine, Rourke, Stallone) and for sports analogies. Has little patience for plot logic holes but loves list games and categories.

Stances

  • Eddie Murphy in 1984 was the biggest star in the world after Michael Jackson
  • Lisa Eilbacher is the Apex Mountain and the film's winner
  • The Eddie-Murphy-as-star what-if game (Top Gun) is a worthwhile question

Humor: Rapid-fire sports analogies (WAR, LeBron, Dion Waiters, Shawn Michaels) and mock-indignant asides.

In their words

  • “Eddie Murphy was my guy.” (0:02:07)
  • “Dion Waiters Award” (1:05:34)
  • “Lisa Elbacher, 100,000%.” (1:09:44)

The Rewatchables: ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves the lore of how a movie got made, the lists (casting what-ifs, recasting), and the 'unanswerable questions' category. Has little patience for Lawrence Tierney's acting or for Ebert missing on Tarantino. He remembers the 1992 Boston era of a movie that mattered and is a sucker for a heist.

Stances

  • Tarantino won the movie
  • Lawrence Tierney is bad (the 'Mike Francesa' bit)
  • Does not want new Reservoir Dogs content
  • Wants to see the heist, plays devil's advocate

Humor: Throws sports analogies, invents award names, and runs recurring bits like Roger Ebert and Felony Land.

In their words

  • “I love bank ice scenes.” (1:23:55)
  • “It's Tarantino, and I think all of those actors robbing a bank.” (1:23:22)
  • “Can I make the case for seeing the heist?” (1:23:18)

The Rewatchables: ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves ensemble casts and film-lineage framing, sports analogies (Dwight Gooden, Penny Hardaway), and the show's recurring awards. Wants a better soundtrack, and cannot stand the ending speech. Is a sucker for his wife and kids' opinions of the film.

Stances

  • Mean Girls is the best Lorne Michaels movie
  • Lohan's decline is like an athlete's lost career
  • Soundtrack and ending speech are weak

Humor: Dry, sports-and-family riffs, often teased by his co-hosts.

In their words

  • “that was like Dwight Gooden in 1985 on the Mets.” (0:27:59)
  • “I think this is the best Lauren Michaels movie.” (0:16:22)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin (host)

Bill loves old-school sports myth-making, baseball nostalgia, the Natural's chill scene, and stat-nerd rabbit holes like reconstructing Roy Hobbs's season. He is picky about throwing motions and lineup logic, and is a sucker for the dugout-emptying slow-motion shot. He ranks Bull Durham/Hoosiers/Rocky near the top and finds slow hospital stretches in sports movies unbearable.

Stances

  • The Natural used to be the greatest sports movie but is now slower than he remembers
  • Every great sports movie needs a chill scene
  • Dislikes bad throwing motions on screen
  • Hospital detours in sports movies should be cut short
  • Roy Hobbs was a Bonds-level statistical machine, or worse

Humor: Dry, list-making sports-nerd riffs and reaching pop-culture asides (Bachelor, Harry Potter) delivered as if serious.

In their words

  • “My move with sports movies is like, get me out of the hospital as fast as possible.” (1:00:37)
  • “nothing drives me crazier than when somebody can't throw in a baseball movie.” (0:56:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves Gen X touchstones and basketball analogies; sticks up for Winona Ryder and Friends season one; mocks Troy-type guys and over-talky English majors. A sucker for half-assed internet research and awards-bit tradition.

Stances

  • Winona Ryder won the movie
  • Singles is a flawed but beloved sibling
  • Ben Stiller deserves credit

Humor: Rolls NBA references and mock-feuds into everything.

In their words

  • “I do look at her in a way, like, uh, like I look at some NBA players.” (0:32:14)
  • “I'm still sticking with Bunona.” (1:30:09)

The Rewatchables: ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves sports-adjacent silliness, big broad comedy and quotable lines, and wedding toast chaos. Can't stand being wrong about movie trivia he has already litigated. A sucker for his own running categories and bits (Ebert, Joey Pants, Dion Waiters).

Stances

  • Roger Ebert is never to be trusted on comedies
  • Comedies of the era were a nice 6-7 year run
  • Open your movie with a wedding theory
  • Luke Wilson is not Harrison Ford

Humor: Deadpan rapid-fire teasing of co-hosts and mock-outrage, plus sports references.

In their words

  • “never to be trusted on comedies.” (0:15:17)
  • “This movie also nicely slots into my open your movie with a wedding theory.” (1:01:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sports analogies, Kurt Russell and Pacino's Cruising, defends 90s movies like Fletch. Dislikes dated romance interludes like the picnic. A sucker for mustaches and Dana Wheeler-Nicholson.

Stances

  • Val Kilmer wins the movie
  • Wyatt Earp is the rival, Tombstone is more entertaining
  • Cruising is incredible
  • Cut the 12-minute theater scene

Humor: Rapid-fire sports comparisons and teasing his cohosts.

In their words

  • “I think this movie is the perfect microcosm of both of their careers.” (0:12:28)
  • “I just don't come to Tombstone for picnics” (0:29:44)

The Rewatchables: 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano (host)

Loves old-school and 5 o'clocker action, Seagal, Stallone, Nick Cage, and movies that know exactly what they are. Can't stand over-explained worldbuilding or sequels that give the hero a known villain. A sucker for the Neeson comeback and for ranking things by era.

Stances

  • Taken is the perfect 5 o'clocker
  • Taken 2 is not better than the first
  • Neeson is the Apex Mountain of the movie
  • The first Taken works because there is no main villain

Humor: Deadpan nitpicking, escalating sports analogies, and long self-deprecating dad stories.

In their words

  • “I just like watching movies that know exactly what they are.” (0:32:10)
  • “I don't think it's a John Wick 2 situation where John Wick 2 is actually somehow better than John Wick one, or we could at least have the debate.” (0:42:12)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves big star-driven movies and sets the show's categories; adores the Wahlberg and Baldwin scenes, Boston flavor and the crazy cast what-ifs. Can't stand Nicholson's performance here, implausible plot points and the rat. A sucker for 'that guy' actors, Goodfellas and Boston details.

Stances

  • The Departed is a Hall of Famer because it is flawed and fun
  • Leo won the movie, Nicholson loses it
  • Costello should have been Pacino
  • Damon's Boston accent beats Wahlberg's
  • Scorsese's Stones fetish is funny

Humor: Deadpan nitpicking, jokes about plot holes and trivia, rapid mock-outrage.

In their words

  • “This is a perfect rewatchable because it is a great bad movie.” (0:12:23)
  • “Nicholson's entire performance.” (0:21:25)

The Big Picture: Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) (guest)

Calls Spielberg the greatest director ever but is skeptical of his late period and Munich. Loves Jaws, Raiders, and E.T. through his kids, and measures movies by whether kids can stay with them. Distrusts the calculating, career-minded side of Spielberg and Spielberg's DreamWorks hedging.

Stances

  • Spielberg's first 15 years are the greatest career stretch ever
  • His recent work is solid but not special
  • Spielberg is 'calculating' where Mann or Coppola are obsessive
  • Judges movies by whether his kids can watch them

Humor: Wry and teasing; leans on sports analogies (LeBron, Popovich) and bits like 'hit by a car in 1986'.

In their words

  • “if you just got hit by a car at the peak of your career, how would people remember you?” (0:51:08)
  • “I judge everything by my kids who have, you know, 21st century ADD with pop culture.” (1:00:09)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 1,101–1,200 of 1,295 claims.

  1. what-if (what-if): Robert Forster → Reservoir Dogs. Forster auditioned for Joe Cabot, then played Jackie Brown; Bill thinks he would have beaten Tierney.
    “I never thought Robert Foster was that great, but he would have been better than Lawrence Kierney.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:04:50 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  2. what-if (what-if): Reservoir Dogs → True Romance. Tony Scott wanted to direct Reservoir Dogs; Tarantino gave him True Romance instead.
    “Tarantino said, you can have true romance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:33 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  3. what-if (what-if): Reservoir Dogs → Hans Zimmer. Imagining Tony Scott's version, a host wonders if it would have had a Hans Zimmer score in place of the 70s songs.
    “Would it have been like a Hans Zimmer score instead of the 70s songs?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:48 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  4. theme (theme): Mr. White → Alabama. Mr. White says he used to work with Alabama, an echo of True Romance.
    “White, Mr. White says he used to work with Alabama.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. industry (industry): Reservoir Dogs → Wes Craven. Wes Craven and Rick Baker walked out of a screening.
    “Wes Craven walked out of my movie, the guy who did last house on the left, walked out of my movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:10:03 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  6. craft (craft): Reservoir Dogs → Stealers Wheel. A host reports Tarantino said the whole soundtrack budget went to securing 'Stuck in the Middle with You'.
    “Tarantino said in 14 that the entire soundtrack budget was spent on securing, stuck in the middle with you.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:05 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  7. lineage (lineage): Reservoir Dogs → Pulp Fiction. Vic Vega and Vincent Vega are brothers; Tarantino wanted a prequel before Madsen and Travolta aged out.
    “Vic Vega and Vincent Vega from Pulp Fictions were brothers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:12:00 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  8. programming (programming): Reservoir Dogs → Inglourious Basterds. The Inglourious Basterds spelling is a Tarantino flourish; Reservoir Dogs' title is also odd.
    “It's my flourish.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:13:11 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. what-if (what-if): Caruso → Reservoir Dogs. Bill's recast: Caruso as Mr. Orange, because of the hair.
    “Could Caruso have been the Tim Roth character?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:16:17 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  10. what-if (what-if): William Petersen → Reservoir Dogs. Recast as Mr. Blonde.
    “Would you do like William Peterson as Mr. Blonde?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:17:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  11. what-if (what-if): Daniel Day-Lewis → Reservoir Dogs. A joke recast as Joe Cabot, gaining 70 pounds and shaving his head.
    “What about Daniel Day-Lewis as Joe Cabot?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:17:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. lineage (lineage): Mean Girls → Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Simmons proposes a championship-belt lineage of smart teen movies starting with Fast Times and running through Mean Girls.
    “I feel like Fast Times at Ridgemont High was the 1st one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:02:07 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  13. theme (genre commentary): Mean Girls → Cruel Intentions. Cruel Intentions is argued to be a smart teen movie because it comments on the genre; Simmons says it is an adult movie using teens, coming on Rewatchables 99.
    “That's actually an adult movie that's using teens, which is what makes it so weird and uncomfortable.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:04:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  14. unmapped (overqualified lead): Mean Girls → Easy A. Emma Stone in Easy A is the other candidate for an actress overqualified for a teen movie, alongside Lohan.
    “Emma Stone would be the other candidate for just, Completely overqualified to be in one of these movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:07:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  15. people (performance): Lindsay Lohan → The Parent Trap. Lohan is jarringly awesome playing two characters in The Parent Trap, which Simmons' daughter watched for a year.
    “she's like jarringly awesome in that movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:08:50 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  16. career (career projection): Lindsay Lohan → Jodie Foster. After Freaky Friday, Ebert's comparison made it seem Lohan would be the next Jodie Foster, doing teen movies then winning Oscars.
    “So at this point, we're like, this is the next Jody Foster.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:09:20 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  17. career (career run): Mean Girls → Freaky Friday. Freaky Friday made $92 million; Lohan's run went Freaky Friday, Confessions, Mean Girls, then the wheels came off.
    “Uh, did confessions of a teenage drama queen, then it goes well on that mean girls.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:09:26 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  18. what-if (what-if career): Lindsay Lohan → River Phoenix. Another talented actor whose career is a what-if; Simmons compares to athletes lost to injury or drugs.
    “River Phoenix, who I think is another one where it's, there's a lot of what ifs that go with him”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:13:54 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  19. people (same producer): Mean Girls → Wayne's World. Wayne's World, Mean Girls and Tommy Boy are the nominees for best Lorne Michaels movie; Mean Girls wins as he lets talent paint the canvas.
    “Wayne's World, Mean Girls and Tommy Boy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:16:16 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  20. people (same producer): Mean Girls → Tommy Boy. Tommy Boy is the third Lorne Michaels nominee, whose stars also did not peak as expected.
    “All 3 of those, I feel like the stars didn't really hit the peak you thought they were going to.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:16:45 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. unmapped (sad arc): Lindsay Lohan → Chris Farley. Farley is another Lorne Michaels star whose end got sad.
    “Farley's another one like this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:16:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  22. unmapped (rare teen star): Lindsay Lohan → Alicia Silverstone. No teen star like Lohan or Silverstone has appeared since; both show how hard young-woman fame is.
    “I feel the same way about Alicia Silverstone.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:17:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. theme (trope): Secret Admirer → Mean Girls. The trope that the guy does not notice his hot friend until late recurs in Secret Admirer and Dawson's Creek.
    “Secret admirer has Lori Laughlin, C. Thomas Howes, in love with Kelly Preston”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:20:17 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  24. career (career run): Rachel McAdams → The Notebook. 2004 brought Mean Girls then The Notebook then Wedding Crashers, the 'trilogy' that gave McAdams career power.
    “2004 is Mean Girls and then the notebook.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:26:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  25. theme (sports analogy): Lindsay Lohan → Dwight Gooden. Simmons likens 2004 Lohan to 1985 Dwight Gooden, a young phenom who cratered with cocaine.
    “that was like Dwight Gooden in 1985 on the Mets.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:27:59 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  26. craft (soundtrack/dating): Lindsay Lohan → Samantha Ronson. The soundtrack song 'Built This Way' is by Samantha Ronson, whom Lohan later dated, which throws a viewer off.
    “Katie starts dating the person who did the song a year later.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:40:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  27. industry (awards crossover): Mean Girls → Pretty Woman. The Vivian Award for best clothes started at the Pretty Woman rewatchables; here it is reversed for worst clothes.
    “We had the Vivian Award for best clothes in a movie that we started during the Pretty Women rewatchables”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:45:24 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  28. what-if (casting what-if): Lindsay Lohan → Pretty Woman. Asked whether Lohan could have starred in Pretty Woman at 23; they say no, her power was suburban edge, not hard exterior and soft center.
    “Could she have done Pretty Woman if Pretty Woman was 20 years later?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:48:41 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  29. what-if (role swap what-if): Lindsay Lohan → Rachel McAdams. They were originally cast in opposite roles; McAdams would have been too old to be believable as homeschooled Cady.
    “Originally an edition for the opposite roles.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:50:51 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  30. people (casting context): Mean Girls → Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Lohan said she had just played Confessions and Freaky Friday, not the cool girl, which is why she wanted Regina.
    “I just played in Confessions of a teenager drama queen in Freaky Friday, not the cool girl in school.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:51:17 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  31. what-if (casting what-if): Elisha Cuthbert → Mean Girls. Cuthbert lost the part of Regina George.
    “Somebody who lost the part of Regina George.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:52:53 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  32. people (pitch/producer): Tina Fey → Lorne Michaels. Fey pitched a movie about relational aggression; Michaels asked for cool cars and clothes too.
    “He was like, okay, but could they also have cool cars and cool clothes?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:58:22 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  33. unmapped (on-set mentor): Lacey Chabert → Amanda Seyfried. Seyfried says Chabert took her in, listening to Dido in her trailer.
    “I don't know what I would have done without Lacey Shea Bear.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:00:24 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  34. verdict (Apex Mountain comparison): Mean Girls → Wedding Crashers. Debating McAdams' Apex Mountain, they weigh Wedding Crashers as the third of her trilogy with career power.
    “So at the end, by the end of the trilogy of this notebook wedding crashers, she has so much career power at that point”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:04:16 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. industry (MTV Movie Awards moment): Rachel McAdams → Ryan Gosling. The Notebook pair's MTV Movie Awards stage appearance was a landmark for college women.
    “Very important to generation of women.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:05:04 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  36. theme (generational comparison): Lindsay Lohan → Elizabeth Taylor. People thought Lohan was this generation's Elizabeth Taylor, then the bad parts happened without the good.
    “that's Elizabeth Taylor for this generation.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:18:22 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  37. people (people): Julia Roberts → Danny Moder. Roberts married a regular guy who works as a camera guy, offered as the path Lohan might have taken.
    “He's a camera guy. camera guy? Just married a regular dude and she was good.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:18:55 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  38. what-if (alternate arc): Lindsay Lohan → Julia Roberts. Roberts married a regular guy and stayed fine; maybe Lohan could have had that path.
    “Just married a regular dude and she was good.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:18:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  39. unmapped (timeless): Mean Girls → The Princess Bride. Simmons says the film will live on like The Princess Bride, a short list.
    “Princess Bride, I think, is like that.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:20:20 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  40. craft (craft): Tim Robbins → Bull Durham. Tim Robbins's throwing motion is called insurmountable for a phenom pitcher; Mallory counters that it is part of the lore.
    “You can't have the greatest baseball movie of all time when you have this phenom pitcher, and he throws like he has a broken arm.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:04:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  41. theme (theme): The Natural → Field of Dreams. Both belong to the pre-steroids era when fans believed in baseball heroes, fathers and sons.
    “they belong to this era of baseball that was basically ruined by steroids”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:05:41 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  42. theme (theme): The Natural → Field of Dreams. The movie's father-and-son angle is the easy baseball move that Field of Dreams is also about.
    “That's basically what field of dreams is about to.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:10:09 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  43. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Field of Dreams. The Natural's ending, a catch with your son, echoes the wheat-field catch in Field of Dreams.
    “And the concept of when I have a son someday will have a catch and then we'll be playing in the backyard.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:10:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. what-if (what-if): The Natural → Field of Dreams. A 2015 remake would stay faithful to the dark book, since we now expect the worst of baseball heroes.
    “if we made this movie in like 2015, I actually think they would have stayed faithful to the book”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:10:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  45. what-if (what-if): The Natural → Miles Teller. Casting a dark 2019 Roy Hobbs: Miles Teller is floated and rejected as too young.
    “Is it Miles Teller?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:12:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Bernard Malamud. The film is adapted from his 1952 novel, but its ending is very different.
    “Written in 1952 by Bernard Malamud.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:13:28 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  47. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Eddie Waitkus. The novel borrowed from the 1949 shooting of Eddie Waitkus of the Phillies.
    “Borrowed from this bizarre shooting of Eddie Waitkiss in 1949 in the Phillies”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:13:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  48. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Shoeless Joe Jackson. The book's ending, with a boy saying it ain't true, Roy, is a clear Shoeless Joe Jackson rip-off.
    “which is a clear shoeless Joe Jackson, rip off thing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:14:00 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  49. lineage (lineage): The Natural → The Odyssey (Homer). The movie maps onto Homer: Roy is Odysseus, Harriet and Memo play siren/Calypso figures, Iris is Penelope.
    “So basically it's Roy Hobbs is Odysseus.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:14:21 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  50. programming (programming): Moneyball → The Rewatchables (series). Moneyball was one of the first Rewatchables ever done, now seen as underrated.
    “that was one of the 1st rewatchables we ever did, was Moneyball”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  51. theme (theme): The Natural → Moneyball. The best baseball movies each represent whatever their era was; Moneyball is the modern one.
    “goes back to the point of how the best baseball movies kind of represent whatever the era was.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:11 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  52. industry (industry): The Bad News Bears → Bad News Bears (remake). The 70s original was politically incorrect like the era; the remake had to be made politically correct, which defeated the purpose.
    “When they rebate it, it was a disaster because they had to make a political correct version of it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  53. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Major League. The 80s baseball movies (The Natural, Field of Dreams, Major League) follow the old-school rags-to-riches arc, Rocky as a baseball team.
    “the natural field of dreams, major league with the old school kind of start to finish, rags to riches, rocky as a baseball team”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:37 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  54. lineage (lineage): Bull Durham → Rocky. Bull Durham took the Rocky motto a level further in how a sports movie is written.
    “how can we take that rocky motto and actually go the next level with how we write a movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:51 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  55. career (career): Ron Shelton → Bull Durham. Writing Bull Durham is called Ron Shelton's biggest legacy.
    “That's his biggest legacy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:26:00 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  56. industry (industry): For Love of the Game → Moneyball. Baseball movies progressed from straight sports to merging genres (For Love of the Game) to a movement story that happens to be about baseball (Moneyball).
    “now it's like this is about a movement that happened in a sport and it just happens to be about baseball”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:26:20 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  57. programming (programming): The Sandlot → The Rewatchables (series). Bill wants to do a Rewatchables on The Sandlot.
    “We have to do rewatchables on the sandlot.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:27:11 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  58. contrast (contrast): The Natural → The Sandlot. For Bill's young son, the Natural is way too slow, while Sandlot, Major League and Bad News Bears work.
    “But like the natural, way too slow.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:27:40 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  59. craft (craft): Robert Redford → Ted Williams. Redford's swing was modeled on Ted Williams, per a New Yorker piece.
    “Great swing by Redford.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:33:48 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. people (people): Robert Redford → Kevin Costner. It was crucial that Redford and Costner both looked like baseball players.
    “So crucial that him and Costner both really looked like baseball players.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:33:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  61. craft (craft): The Natural → Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. The Natural's 1984 lightning effects beat the 2001 Quidditch effects.
    “The lightning, the lightning scene is more realistic and has better, more state of the art special effects than a scene where everyone's flying around in 2001.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:41:06 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  62. verdict (verdict): The Natural → Rocky. The Natural's walk-off homer is the greatest chill scene of any sports movie, except maybe Rocky going down and getting up in the 14th round.
    “Except for maybe Rocky getting knocked down in the 14th round of Rocky one”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:42:32 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  63. craft (craft): The Natural → Randy Newman. The Randy Newman score is iconic, Oscar-nominated, and still used on sports montages.
    “It comes back in on sports montages.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:48:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. what-if (what-if): The Natural → Zach Cram. Roy's modern value would be a three-true-outcomes player, like Zach Cram, with only homers, strikeouts and walks.
    “He only Homer strikes outer walks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:50:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  65. what-if (what-if): Barry Bonds → The Natural. Roy Hobbs is basically a 2003 Barry Bonds: homers and walks.
    “Well, what he is, is he's 2003 bonds.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:51:25 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  66. craft (craft): Tim Robbins → Bull Durham. Robbins's odd throw is half excused because he hurt his arm early in filming.
    “because he actually threw out his arm early in the filming and that's why he throws that way”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:56:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. craft (craft): The Natural → Field of Dreams. Roy Hobbs's son and the Field of Dreams catcher are the worst throwing motions; the speaker names Tim Robbins's Bull Durham motion as worse-but-excused.
    “I just can't excuse the Field of Dreams catcher.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:57:08 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  68. industry (industry): The Natural → Fred Lynn. Bump Bailey's wall death recalls the Fenway wall padding added after Fred Lynn hit the wall in 1975.
    “Fred Lynn ran into the wall in 75 in the World Series and was down for 5 minutes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:58:24 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  69. craft (craft): The Natural → Rocky II. Hospital-bound pacing in The Natural echoes the biggest flaw of Rocky II.
    “This is the biggest flaw on Rocky 2.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:00:41 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  70. career (career): Darren McGavin → The Natural. McGavin went uncredited; his IMDb is mostly 1978 Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Rockford Files.
    “It's like 1978. Love boat.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:05:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Bama Rowell. The scoreboard-clock home run was inspired by Bama Rowell breaking a clock at Ebbets Field in 1946.
    “inspired by Bammer Roell of the Boston Braves doing it to Ebbitt's Field.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:06:06 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  72. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Roy Campanella. Roy's line about a lot of little boy in you was actually a Campanella quote.
    “It was actually a quote by Ray Campanella.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:07:50 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. people (people): The Natural → Ted Williams. Hobbs was loosely modeled after Ted Williams.
    “Hobbs was loosely modeled after Ted Williams, lefty number nine”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:11:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  74. lineage (lineage): Bret Hart → The Natural. Bret Hart took his catchphrase from this movie.
    “Took his catchphrase from this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:11:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  75. lineage (lineage): The Natural → Ruth Ann Steinhagen. A real person, Ruth Ann Steinhagen, inspired Harriet.
    “a real person, Ruth Ann Steinhagen inspired Harriet”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:12:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. career (career): Robert Redford → All the President's Men. Redford's apex mountain was All the President's Men, when he had the juice to make and produce it.
    “We did the other President's Men rewatchables and decided that actually was his Apex Mountain”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:16:59 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  77. verdict (verdict): Kramer vs. Kramer → The Squid and the Whale. Kramer vs. Kramer is the best divorce movie; the Squid and the Whale answer is fighting words.
    “Anyone who says squid and the whale for best divorce movie, I just want to fight.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:17:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  78. what-if (what-if): The Natural → Hypothetical basketball series. As a 10-episode series it would be better as basketball, set in the 60s, to keep the identity mystery plausible.
    “I definitely my answer is no for baseball.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:29:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  79. verdict (verdict): The Natural → Escape to Victory (Victory). Greatest sports movie game to attend: Victory still wins over the Natural's walk-off.
    “I am still going with the end of victory with Slice Stallone.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:35:36 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. theme (theme): The Natural → Lou Gehrig. Roy Hobbs and Lou Gehrig, whose last season it was, never play again after the pennant.
    “Roy Hobbs and Lou Gehrig.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:38:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  81. verdict (verdict): Barry Bonds → The Natural. After redoing the math, Bonds was better than Roy Hobbs.
    “Barry Bonds was better than Roy Hobbs is my conclusion of this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:43:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  82. programming (programming): The Natural → Major League. Major League and Field of Dreams are the next two Rewatchables.
    “we're going to be doing Major League and Field of Dreams over the next couple weeks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:46:33 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  83. programming (programming): The Natural → Bull Durham. Bull Durham is being saved for a magical time (heard as Boulder).
    “Boulder, we're saving for when it's a really magical time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:46:38 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  84. lineage (lineage): Reality Bites → Singles. Simmons builds a four-movie Gen X Mount Rushmore.
    “For movies, I would go singles, reality bites before sunrise and kicking and screaming.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:03:13 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  85. lineage (lineage): Reality Bites → Before Sunrise. Part of the same four-film Gen X set.
    “Kind of like, if you were going to explain Generation X in 4 movies, I would pick those for, which one would you knock out singles?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:03:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  86. craft (craft): Pearl Jam → Singles. Pearl Jam appear as a band in Singles, part of the music that made it feel Gen X.
    “especially you have, you have Pearl Jam playing another band”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:05:25 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  87. career (career): Winona Ryder → The Godfather Part III. Ryder's run of odd choices included falling out of Godfather 3, leading to the Sofia Coppola casting.
    “And then from that point, she falls out of Godfather 3.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  88. career (career): Ethan Hawke → Dead Poets Society. Pre-Reality Bites Hawke was known as the Dead Poets guy, not a counterculture hero.
    “The dead poets guy?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:30 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  89. career (career): Ben Stiller → The Cable Guy. After Reality Bites, Stiller's career took off and he became the biggest star of the five.
    “Then he ended up, I think he did cable guy, and then his own career took off, and he ended up becoming the biggest star of the 5 of them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:32:01 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  90. theme (theme): Winona Ryder → Penny Hardaway. Simmons compares Ryder's lost peak to Penny Hardaway's NBA career.
    “I do look at her in a way, like, uh, like I look at some NBA players.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:32:14 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  91. people (people): Janeane Garofalo → Say Anything.... Garofalo's character feels like an extension of Lili Taylor's in Say Anything.
    “kind of an extension of Lily Taylor from say anything a little bit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:27 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  92. industry (industry): Reality Bites → Friends (TV). Friends season one captured the mid-90s roommate money tension that Reality Bites does.
    “That's why I defend season one of Friends, because I thought it did a nice job of, in these weird ways of, uh, what it was like to have a roommate in the mid 90s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:43:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  93. industry (industry): Reality Bites → Melrose Place (TV). The Melrose Place AIDS scene lampoons the TV treatment of the issue while the film makes AIDS a character.
    “this movie, out of any movie I've seen from this era, does the best job of just kind of making that a character.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:44:36 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  94. what-if (what-if): Ethan Hawke → James Franco. A modern actor like James Franco could not pull off Hawke's band performance.
    “Like, think about if this is 10 years later, it's James Franco.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:47:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  95. career (career): Ethan Hawke → Lisa Loeb. Hawke directed the video for Loeb's 'Stay', the soundtrack song.
    “And then Ethan Hawke directed the video, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:49:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  96. what-if (what-if): Ethan Hawke → A Midnight Clear. Ryder demanded Hawke after seeing him in A Midnight Clear.
    “She saw him in a midnight clear and demanded that he played short.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  97. what-if (what-if): Parker Posey → Janeane Garofalo. Posey auditioned for Vickie and is the only person who might have matched Garofalo.
    “Parker Posey is the only person that I feel like could have done that.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. people (people): David Caruso → Proof of Life. The Dino Waiters Award is named for David Caruso's small role in Proof of Life.
    “based on David Caruso's character and proof of life.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:56:58 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. career (career): Renee Zellweger → Empire Records. Zellweger turns up in slacker Gen X movies: Reality Bites, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records.
    “she's like around a lot in this kind of slacker Gen X movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:58:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  100. what-if (what-if): Reality Bites → Pulp Fiction. Tarantino wanted My Sharona for Pulp Fiction but Reality Bites got the rights first.
    “Quentin Tarantino, was supposed to use my Sharona.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:59:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)

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  1. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Trivia: the license plate 2GAT123 is apparently the license-plate equivalent of the 555 phone number, appearing in other LA stories.
    “is apparently the license plate equivalent of the 555 phone number.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:53:54 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Eddie Murphy: Foley never keeps money in the movie: he hands the $20, $50 and $200 to others, so he never actually takes money.
    “So he never actually takes money in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:54:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Brigitte Nielsen: Nielsen, who had affairs with Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Tony Scott, Mark Gastineau and Flavor Flav, is called a rainbow of romances.
    “It's quite a rainbow of people.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:55:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Who won the movie: Rosewood and Taggart or Tony Scott can make cases, but the answer is Eddie Murphy.
    “Now, the answer is Eddie Murphy, but you're right.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:02:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Double-feature style pitch: Axel is brought to LA as a consultant on a cop movie and discovers it is laundering drug money. Simmons adds Don Simpson with a giant pile of cocaine.
    “Then we could have just had Don Simpson in the movie with a giant pile of cocaine.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:05:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Popeye: Bill's first Altman movie in a theater was Popeye with his dad; it fucking sucked and he never saw another after that.
    “But the 1st album movie I saw in the theater was Popeye.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:11:22 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Robert Altman: Studio offered full financing if Altman got a bigger star than Tim Robbins; he told them off and self-financed, hence Spelling Entertainment in the credits.
    “Altman was offered full studio financing of the player if he had a bigger star than Tim Robbins, and Altman said, fuck you”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:30:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about The Player cameos: Altman got 65 celebrities to do cameos by saying only that it was about an executive who murders a screenwriter and gets away with it.
    “I only told them, I'm making a film about a studio executive who murders the screenwriter and get away, gets away with it, and they all wanted to be in it.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:30:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about The Player opening shot: The 7:47 opening tracking shot took 15 takes and they used the 10th; it holds the Buck Henry Graduate II pitch and the meta quiet-on-the-set start.
    “The opening scene, 7 minutes, 47 seconds, 15 takes were required.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:34:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about Habeas Corpus (inside The Player): The pitch is no stars, an unknown cast and a depressing ending; a year later it stars Julia Roberts and Bruce Willis with a happy ending.
    “Oh, my God, there's Bruce Willis.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:47:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Randall Batinkoff: Bill invested in Batinkoff rookie cards, certain he would be the star of his class.
    “I had I had his rookie cards.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:52:53 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Sydney Pollack: Sydney Pollack in suspenders and no shirt in Eyes Wide Shut is the text-thread photo and the energy Bill says he strives for.
    “That's the energy I'm striving for in my life.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:57:07 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about The Player: The throwaway Pasadena line is called iconic.
    “Come to think of it, Pasadena is as good a place to die as anywhere is just iconic.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:59:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about The Player: Every time Griffin Mill enters a bar, restaurant or party he is served a different brand of bottled water.
    “every time Griffin Mill enters a bar restaurant or party, he orders or is served a different brand of bottled water.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:59:59 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about The Player cast: Patrick Swayze karate moves and Jeff Daniels golfing in a surgeon gown were filmed and cut; Sean has them on his Blu-ray.
    “Patrick Swayze is showing off karate moves that were filmed but cut, but apparently you can find them on Sean's Blu-ray.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:14:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about Vincent D'Onofrio and Greta Scacchi: Six degrees: their daughter Leila George married Sean Penn, whom Tim Robbins directed in Dead Man Walking.
    “They have a daughter named Leila George, who's married to Sean Penn.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Greta Scacchi: Scacchi refused nudity after Presumed Innocent, so the sex scene is shot from the neck up; Cynthia Stevenson's nude hot tub scene is the counterpoint.
    “Skocky said no nudity. So that was why they filmed the sex scene from the neck up.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:22:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Burt Reynolds: Burt Reynolds improvised his bit knowing nothing about Griffin and still played the asshole; assholes identify assholes.
    “Reynolds improvised the scene and knew nothing about Griffin, but still managed to improvise that he was an asshole.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:22:55 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Paul Newman: Altman reportedly quoted Paul Newman on the Stevenson and Scacchi nude scenes, about not seeing the one you want to see.
    “you don't get to see the tit you want to see and you get to see the ones you don't want to see.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:23:36 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Hollywood directors dunking: A proposed spinoff podcast, Total Dunk, where each episode is one scene of a director dunking on another.
    “That would be a good spinoff podcast of the rewatchables, Wesley. You hosting total dunk”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:33:32 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Die Hard 2: Most rewatchable scene: McClane fights two guys in a restricted baggage area, a cluttered multi-room fight setup nobody does anymore.
    “John fights 2 guys in a security restricted baggage area.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:23:47 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Die Hard 2: Most rewatchable: Carmine Lorenzo meets McClane and is unimpressed by the Nakatomi hero; the hosts joke about the Sully equivalent.
    “Yeah, we're not at the Nakatomi building anymore, McQueen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:25:59 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Die Hard 2: The airport SWAT team fails to notice a group of terrorists painting down the hall; Robert Patrick is one of them.
    “Should we should we study these 7 guys randomly painting over there?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:29:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Die Hard 2: The plane crash is the craziest, most horrifying scene in action movies and why the hosts hadn't done the movie; memorable, not rewatchable.
    “I wouldn't call it rewatchable, more like memorable”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:30:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Die Hard 2: Everyone at Dulles keeps drinking after a jet is blown up on the news; they would all go home in real life.
    “everybody at Dulles just has another scotch and hangs out and waits.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:31:45 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Die Hard 2: Naked Tai Chi is used as shorthand that the villain is the bad guy; the hosts want to take it back for the good guys.
    “Naked Tai Chi, bad guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:38:56 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Die Hard 2: Best quote: Stuart's snarl at the reporter, an exchange the hosts want to bring into office life.
    “No pictures, you pinko bitch.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:42:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Die Hard 2: What aged worst: 210 people die and the movie moves on in 2.5 minutes with no grief.
    “comes and goes in 2.5 minutes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:50:58 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Die Hard 2: Trivia: first film to digitally composite live action with a scanned matte painting, used for the runway scene.
    “This was the 1st film to use digitally compositive live action footage with the traditional map painting”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:40 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about Die Hard 2: Trivia: Black & Decker paid for a cordless drill in a Bruce scene, the scene was cut, and they sued Fox for $150,000.
    “Black and Decker paid to have a cordless drill featured in a Bruce Willis scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:54 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about John Leguizamo: Leguizamo wrote that his role was meant to be much bigger until the filmmakers realized how short he was.
    “his role in this movie was intended to be much larger until the filmmakers realized how short he was.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:57:14 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about John Amos: Amos said there was real tension with Willis on set.
    “let's just say that he will never humiliate me in public again.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:57:31 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Die Hard 2: A wet print: the film was finished so close to release it was shipped to theaters still wet.
    “Wet print means it was just completed right before the release date.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:13 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Bruce Willis: Bruce's hair here is the last wave of the peninsula at the top before chicanery.
    “I think this was the last wave of when he had like the peninsula at the top.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:04:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Die Hard 2: Hosts spend four minutes failing to explain the getaway plan and Wikipedia plot; Simmons admits not understanding the movie.
    “the fact that we just spent 4 minutes trying to figure this out tells me maybe they didn't really fully label it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:10:29 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Die Hard 2: Christmas movie debate: Simmons holds firm that Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are not Christmas movies; the others say this captures holiday travel anxiety.
    “In my heart of hearts, it's not a Christmas movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:16:22 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Die Hard 2: Old widescreen composition made this hard to follow on old TVs; it plays better on modern TVs.
    “it's filmed super wide.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:24:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Will Smith: On the Oscars: Bill says the first 2.5 hours were boring but the slap was the most must-see TV in five years; Kimmel compared it to Tyson biting Holyfield's ear.
    “as soon as that happened, that was the most must see TV thing that has happened in, what, 5 years?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:10:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about David Fincher: Fincher's lessons from Panic Room: don't shoot 100 days in one place; he ended up two years in thinking nothing was worth it.
    “And then you end up 2 years into the challenge.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:18:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Jodie Foster: The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976) is one of the five craziest movies you could ever rewatch; there's a dead person in the basement.
    “which is one of the 5 craziest movies you could ever rewatch.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:31:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Panic Room: Nicole Kidman was first cast as Meg, hurt her knee, and Foster replaced her on a week's notice because her Flora Plum shut down; then Foster got pregnant and production stopped again, which is why it took two years.
    “So this is why this thing takes 2 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:37:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Panic Room: Script by David Koepp sold for $4 million, a record; budget $48 million, worldwide gross $197 million.
    “And it sold for 4 million.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:39:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Panic Room: Bill reads Roger Ebert's three-star review (Fincher a visual virtuoso, Foster spellbinding) and asks why not 3.5; the Ebert running gag.
    “Why not 3.5, Rog?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:42:18 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Jared Leto: Leto's Panic Room cornrows make him 'an homage to Iverson,' and he should have worn a Sixers jersey.
    “Jared Leto is essentially like the an homage to Iverson in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:46:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Panic Room: Most rewatchable scene candidates: robbers show up, Jody finds out they're in the house, Jody gets her phone (slow-mo), Leto screws up the safe talk, the switcheroo, the propane-tank sequence.
    “Jody gets her phone.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:51:15 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Panic Room: Bearer bonds explainer: bill Googles it; bonds are owned by whoever holds them, so they're 'the original Bitcoin' and a lazy heist-movie staple.
    “So they're like the original Bitcoin.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:00:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Forest Whitaker: Bill calls him 'the Jeff Green of actors' because of his baffling career: Oscar winner who is also in Taken 3, ER, and a Fast Times linebacker.
    “like the Jeff Green of actors.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:01:28 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Forest Whitaker: He passed on directing Panic Room, wanting to act in it; he was prepping First Daughter, starring Katie Holmes, which he directed.
    “He also directed 1st daughter starring Katie Holmes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:03:15 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Dwight Yoakam: Casting what-if: Maynard from Tool was first choice for Raoul, the greatest what-if in Rewatchables history; Yoakam was number two.
    “Yokam number 2 choice.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:13:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Panic Room: Kristen Stewart grew more than three inches during shooting, towering over Foster; Bill wants a database of child actors who grew mid-production.
    “Kristen Stewart grew more than 3 inches during the filming.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:18:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Panic Room: The house is 38 West 94th Street, but the brownstone set took 15 weeks and $6 million at Raleigh Studios.
    “The house is located at 38 West 94th Street in New York City.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:19:11 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about David Fincher: Steven Soderbergh warned him the camera plan would drive him insane; Fincher showed it to him and Soderbergh was right.
    “Soderberg was like, this is going to drive you insane if you do it this way?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:20:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Panic Room: Apex Mountain: Panic Room itself is the only nominee; the propane explosion and diabetes get discussed and not crowned.
    “Movies called Panic room.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:24:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Panic Room: Craig asks about SOS flashlight signaling; leads to Kitty Genovese and the bystander effect and the Halloween neighbor who won't help Jamie Lee.
    “Craig has a question for nitpicks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:31:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Andrew Kevin Walker: The neighbor in Panic Room is played by Andrew Kevin Walker, the writer of Se7en.
    “And did you know that the guy who plays the neighbor is Andrew Kevin Walker, a guy who wrote seven?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:32:43 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons says there is hardly any rewatchable scene beyond the key party; it works as a whole.
    “There's really almost no rewatchable scenes other than, um, other than the key party.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:03:10 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about The Ice Storm: The key party was the sales hook of the film, but the last 25 minutes feel like a drill to the head.
    “The last 25 minutes is like being, uh, having a drill put to the side of your head.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:07:18 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about The Ice Storm: Box office: $18 million budget, about $8 million gross, likely the least successful film in the series.
    “I think out of all the movies we've done, this might have been the least successful at the box office.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:20:48 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons would have wanted the key party to run an hour, or as a two-parter on Hulu.
    “am I wrong to think that could have been an hour of this movie?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:22:10 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about The Ice Storm: The key party as a sports broadcast: Nance and Romo calling it.
    “I think Nance and Romo.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:23:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about The Ice Storm: Nixon haunts the film: poster next to the bed, a speech, and a Nixon mask on the teens.
    “Nixon has a funny relationship to this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:30:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about The Ice Storm: Ryan's Elton John story: a college friend kept replaying Levon, unaware Ryan was home sick.
    “And it became a running joke for 35 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:45:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Jamey Sheridan: Aged worst: Jim Carver's premature ejaculation; later jokes recur through the show.
    “his his orgasm aged the worst.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons casts football analysis: only time the film felt directed by someone who did not grow up in America.
    “That's the only time in the movie that I felt like it was definitely directed by somebody who didn't grow up in America.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:57:22 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Michael Cumpsty: The Reverend gets the show's single-guy key party rules debate and a Jed Nelson Award.
    “sometimes the shepherd needs to play with the flock.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:00:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons says Henry Czerny gets the Dion Waiters Award for his look at the key party.
    “that's a great Dion Waiters moment.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:02:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about The Ice Storm: Lee said what attracted him to the book was the climax and the family reunion the next morning.
    “the book movement at those 2 points, I knew there was a movie there.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:34 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about The Ice Storm: Anachronism: the MTA did not exist at the time, and Marlboro Lights were not invented until 1977.
    “Marlboro Lights, not invented till 1977.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:08:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about The Ice Storm: Memorabilia pick: the Nixon mask, Elijah Wood's sweaters, or the key party bowl of keys.
    “It's got to be the Nixon mask, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:22:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about The Ice Storm: Fucked Up Family February's next-year list: Squid and the Whale, Over the Top, Margot at the Wedding.
    “Over the top was Slice Stallone, the greatest arm wrestling divorce movie ever”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:26:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Miracle: Simmons listened to the Sweden game on a clock radio; the broadcast was tape delayed and he overheard the score in a grocery store.
    “I swear to God, in my room, in Brooklyn, Massachusetts, I listened to us tie the Sweden game on my clock radio.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:02:25 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Miracle: Tape delay: a stranger at Star Market blurted the score before the game aired.
    “And we're walking around and we're in like the frozen food aisle, and I hear somebody say, it's 22 after the 2nd period or 2 after the first.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:03:58 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Miracle: Sports Illustrated's cover after the win had no cover line, just the photo.
    “which I think was only one of 2 covers ever where they didn't have any sort of, uh, any writing on the cover.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:11:29 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Kurt Russell: The Rewatchables recording: Russell arrived alone, leather jacket, Marlboro Reds, keys on the table.
    “He stinks of Marlborough Reds, who's smoking Siggs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:19:46 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Kurt Russell: Russell met Herb Brooks while Brooks recruited his son; Brooks described that year as lonely, which unlocked the script.
    “And him and O'Connor looked at each other and that was when they realized, oh, this is what we have to do.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:21:07 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Miracle: Most rewatchable: Herb makes the team skate 'again' until Rizzo answers, 'the United States of America'.
    “United States of America!”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:28:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Ralph Cox: Ralph Cox's cut makes him a famous sports trivia answer, and his mustache is a Slap Shot throwback.
    “he becomes one of the most famous trivia question answers for sports that we've ever had, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:30:03 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Bill Ranford: Edmonton goalie Bill Ranford doubles for Jim Craig; the mask lets them cheat.
    “So they had Bill Ranford, who was a goalie for a long time for Edmonton.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:37:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Al Michaels: Michaels re-recorded his narration so the third act is narrated by him; his real last ten seconds call is higher and more excited.
    “His voice is just higher and more excited.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:39:15 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Ken Dryden: You cannot recreate Ken Dryden interrupting Al Michaels during the real call.
    “Let Al have this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:39:36 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Herb Brooks: Brooks died in a car accident before the film came out; the credits say he never saw it.
    “Hurt Brooks died before the movie came out.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:44:41 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Roger Ebert: Ebert's two-star review mocks the thankless wife role and proposes all workaholic movie leads be bachelors.
    “I propose all future movies about workaholics, just make them bachelors, to spare us the dead air.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:46:33 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Bill Simmons: Simmons's 2004 ESPN The Magazine column was rewritten by editors because Disney owned both; the new ending was 'by the way, I'm seeing it on Friday.'
    “You can't, like, trash the idea of the movie in your column.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:49:31 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Jim Craig: The movie shows all 39 saves Jim Craig made in the real game.
    “I think they show all 39 in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:57:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Rocky IV: The Pacific Coliseum hosted the Rocky-Drago fight; Stallone broke his ribs and filming paused for two weeks.
    “Stallone broke his ribs in the P in the Agra Done.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:59:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Miracle: Soviet coach benching Tretiak is the worst coaching decision, compared to benching Mahomes after a first-quarter pick.
    “this is the equivalent of Mahomes throws a pick in the 1st quarter of the round one playoff game”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:00:28 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Miracle: Dion Waiters Award nominees: the Soviet coach for three expressions, with Al Michaels floated.
    “he has no lines in the movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:01:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Miracle: Finland gold medal game skipped; Brooks's line to the team before it.
    “if you lose this, you will take this to your fucking graves”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:04:17 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Miracle: Pitch: remake as a Netflix series ending with the team lost in the woods like Yellowjackets.
    “They crash in Minnesota.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:06:31 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Miracle: Simmons bought two unripped Lake Placid US-USSR tickets at a collectors convention.
    “I got 2 unripped tickets from the Lake Placid, the US Russia game.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:10:39 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Steve Martin: Martin gave up stand-up because he was so famous at it that crowds treated him like a jukebox, and he wrote a book about it.
    “they were like jukebox, he became a jukebox.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:15:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Father of the Bride (most rewatchable scene): Annie announces she is getting married at the first family dinner. It sets up all the dynamics, and Steve Martin's expressions and Diane Keaton's welling-up are the payoff.
    “it's got to be that 1st family dinner scene because it sets up all of the dynamics of the movie and everybody's very funny in it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:37:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Kieran Culkin: Best 'what ages the best': a child Kieran Culkin in the dinner scene whose face already looks like Roman Roy. Simmons and wife waited for the 8-year-old equivalent of a dick pic scene.
    “It is so fucking hilarious to watch this and think that kid's going to be Roman Roy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:37:34 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about San Marino: Both hosts give San Marino, the film's suburb, a best-aged vote; Simmons says it is a secret like Fight Club, with old-school drugstores with ice cream sundaes. The house exteriors are actually in Pasadena.
    “I think San Marino is a little like fight club.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:40:49 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Father of the Bride (basketball scene): The kid montage into the father-daughter basketball scene set to a Darlene Love song. Simmons grades it an eight against Teen Wolf's one, and notes dads do not play one-on-one with a 5-foot-2 daughter.
    “So if that's a one, this is like an eight, I would say.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:42:13 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Phoebe Cates: Casting what-if: Phoebe Cates was offered Annie Banks but was pregnant. Simmons says she and Demi Moore would have split the Demi Moore parts.
    “Phoebe Cates. Offered the role of Annie Banks. had to turn it down because she was pregnant.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:53:56 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about George Newbern: Best That Guy (Joey Pants Award) debate: Brian the son-in-law is George Newbern, who has hundreds of credits and over 350 audiobook credits on Audible as of September 2020. Simmons gives him the award over B.D. Wong.
    “As of September 2020, over 350 credits on Audible.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:57:02 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about George Clooney: Recast-and-catch: George Clooney as the son-in-law, in 1991 Facts of Life mode, which Simmons says would make him a bit more of a threat and make a fun wrinkle.
    “I can't believe George Clooney was the son-in-law, just would have been a fun wrinkle.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:59:37 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Tom Irish: Trivia: an actor debuted in the 1950 Father of the Bride and made his last film appearance in the 1991 remake, playing Ben Banks in both.
    “he played the same character in both Ben Banks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:00:19 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Father of the Bride (the house): The house exterior is in Pasadena and the rest is sets or another house; the reception house sold for $1.998 million in August 2016. Fans take photos like at the Michael Myers house.
    “It's like the like the Michael Myers house and a bunch of other ones.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:01:27 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)