Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 21–40 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris (host)

Loves the rewatchable ones that snuck up on him and the last half hour of courtroom movies; is a sucker for stat-style trivia and Oscar conspiracies. Dislikes lazy car endings only mildly; mostly he cannot resist digging up oral-history detail.

Stances

  • Believes the frozen-envelope Oscar theory over Jack Palance
  • Pesci was the most improbable A-list star of his lifetime

Humor: Dry, sports-metaphor-heavy riffs and relentless trivia.

In their words

  • “I believe the David Stern thing, the frozen envelope way more than the Jack Palance.” (0:17:18)
  • “The most improbable A-list movie star I think we've had in my lifetime.” (0:25:57)

The Rewatchables: ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck (host)

Loves ensemble comedies and a great one-line movie pitch, and believes in the McBride gospel. Can't stand Hitler-adjacent hand-wringing and sequels that disappoint (Fletch 2). A sucker for sports analogies (Dion Waiters, Stephen A.) and Kenny Powers bloopers.

Stances

  • Danny McBride is the funniest since Ferrell
  • Rogen and Goldberg did the right thing by not making sequels
  • Release the Hitler cut

Humor: Drops sports-radio-style asides and rapid callbacks to running Rewatchables gags.

In their words

  • “I said he was the he's the funniest guy since Ferrell.” (0:26:30)
  • “I think they should have done it.” (0:43:49)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan (host)

Loves survival and wilderness movies, bears, and plot-heavy 90s star vehicles, and has read Art Linson's book on the making of the film. Won't rewatch The Revenant and dislikes bad casting. Sucker for nitpicks like the watch engraver and for sports analogies.

Stances

  • The Edge is the best mainstream bear movie
  • Bart the Bear won the movie
  • A real actress should have played Mickey
  • Baldwin is a prick on set but a good actor
  • Always in on survival movies

Humor: Rapid sports analogies, deadpan nitpicks, and elaborate hypothetical bits.

In their words

  • “Bart the Bear won the movie.” (1:34:04)
  • “Sadly, it's Elle McPherson's acting, for sure.” (1:02:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman (host)

Loves ensemble casts throwing 98 miles an hour, office thrillers, and A-listers used from the bullpen. Dislikes weak links and weak titles. A sucker for a good rewatch category.

Stances

  • Margin Call is better than The Big Short
  • Margin Call is a horror movie more than a drama
  • Irons is the worst human being
  • Margin Call is a bad title

Humor: Runs bits and games, poking at colleagues and his own diet.

In their words

  • “I dig that it's more of a horror movie than a drama.” (0:01:48)
  • “I just like this movie more than the big short.” (1:04:08)

The Rewatchables: ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman (host)

Loves tidy, perfectly executed genre movies and the Rewatchables test of whether you can roll in midway. A Goldman and Stephen King devotee; hot-take prone about Kathy Bates. Can't stand slow first hours and logistical plot holes. A sucker for Knicks tangents.

Stances

  • Misery is a perfect thing but only a tier 2 or 3 rewatchable
  • Bates is the best Best Actress performance of the last 30 years
  • Sweating logistics: search party, pooping, scrapbooks

Humor: Self-mocking, obsessive nitpicking that spirals into Knicks panic.

In their words

  • “I think this is the best, best actress performance of the 90s, 2000s, 2010s or this decade.” (1:03:17)
  • “I think for a rewatchable, it's too slow.” (1:01:12)
  • “Brunson thing definitely would have sent him into a complete tailspin.” (0:55:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck (host)

Loves hangout comedy where friends rip each other, improvised bits, and a well-timed needle drop. Sucker for sports analogies and for the stars-who-have-it argument. Wary of bloated runtimes and subplots that go nowhere.

Stances

  • The com-rom era (2004-2011) is a real genre shift from the 89-05 rom-com boom
  • Knocked Up is too long and should be about 1:40
  • The fantasy-baseball cheating subplot and the labor sequence are the weak links
  • Heigl and Lohan are the decade's two lost superstars

Humor: Dry, list-and-stat-driven riffs and sports comparisons, plus teasing his producer.

In their words

  • “I just think her and Lohan are the 2 lost superstars from this decade.” (0:25:19)
  • “That's got to be the best comedy producing run anyone's had.” (0:10:54)
  • “It is 7.5 minutes that you could cut so easily.” (0:54:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves 80s excess, star-power movies, Eddie Murphy, Simpson-Bruckheimer productions, and magazine research on set chaos. Cannot stand Axel being asexual again and plot holes like Jan. A sucker for action-comedy, theme songs, and sports analogies.

Stances

  • Cop II is more rewatchable than Cop I, though not better
  • Eddie Murphy is on his all-time favorites short list
  • The movie should have been 10-15 minutes longer
  • Villains are overstuffed (five villains)

Humor: Delivers deadpan 80s-coke-era jokes and sports analogies, and riffs on producer Don Simpson excess.

In their words

  • “So, yeah, the 80s are the fucking best.” (0:17:59)
  • “I don't think it's a better movie, but I actually think it's a more rewatchable movie because it's sleeker.” (0:21:30)

The Rewatchables: 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris (host)

Loves early-90s LA-mystique movies, cameo spotting, and rewatching favorite sequences. Admits Altman's Popeye turned him off as a kid and he loves Striking Distance and Sarah Jessica Parker. Can't connect with Greta Scacchi's character and says Scacchi is not that good here.

Stances

  • The Player is where meta-Hollywood storytelling starts
  • Greta Scacchi's character is underwritten and he doesn't get her
  • Randall Batinkoff deserved a career
  • Hollywood execs are always the bad guys in these stories

Humor: Runs bits (Striking Distance week, rookie cards, Total Dunk) and plays the straight man to the others' riffs.

In their words

  • “I remember seeing presumed innocent in the theater with my buddy Bysch.” (1:05:50)
  • “I had I had his rookie cards.” (0:52:53)
  • “We should do Rowdy Harrington week.” (0:56:10)

The Rewatchables: ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves movies of his own youth, the 1990s theatrical-era blockbusters and John McClane's mix of comedy and action. Cannot stand the Die Hard-as-Christmas-movie take and finds the plane crash a conflicted, joyless moment. A sucker for NBA metaphors, Regarding Henry as a cult comedy, and bad-movie tangents.

Stances

  • Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are not Christmas movies
  • the plane crash is memorable, not rewatchable
  • Regarding Henry is now a hilarious comedy
  • the plot and getaway plan do not make sense

Humor: Rapid-fire running bits, sports analogies, self-deprecating dad jokes and stubborn contrarian takes.

In their words

  • “In my heart of hearts, it's not a Christmas movie.” (1:16:22)
  • “I wouldn't call it rewatchable, more like memorable” (0:30:15)

The Rewatchables: ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves rewatchable ensemble thrillers, box-office and calendar context, and sports analogies; delights in bad-guy-as-star casting what-ifs. Can't stand Contact. A sucker for production trivia and record-setting script sales.

Stances

  • Contact is an awful movie
  • Fincher's movies are rewatchable and date-movie friendly
  • Panic Room is a well-made B movie elevated by its director
  • Wants movie-reference websites (script records, growing child actors)

Humor: Mixes sports analogies (LeBron, Jeff Green, Iverson) with running bits about Robert Williams and the Celtics.

In their words

  • “Matthew McConey and Jody Foster had no chemistry at all.” (0:27:06)
  • “like the Jeff Green of actors.” (1:01:28)
  • “Why not 3.5, Rog?” (0:42:18)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves adult 90s movies, period detail on set walls (Planet of the Apes, Doors, Nixon posters), Sigourney Weaver and Joan Allen, and any chance to rank things. Can't stand water beds, Elijah Wood's one move, or an unearned plot beat. A sucker for nostalgia, sports analogies, and the key party as a gimmick.

Stances

  • Ice Storm has almost no standalone rewatchable scenes beyond the key party
  • Joan Allen deserved an Oscar nomination
  • The film needs the mid-90s to make sense

Humor: Turns everything into sports analogies and running bits like premature-ejaculation jokes.

In their words

  • “There's really almost no rewatchable scenes other than, um, other than the key party.” (0:03:10)
  • “What was fun about a water bed?” (0:55:34)
  • “I love bong scenes in movies, just I'm always in bong scenes.” (0:51:14)

The Rewatchables: ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sports movies, speeches, and tight dramatizations of events he lived through; remembers 1980 in detail. Cannot stand wet-blanket wives and sports movies that run long. A sucker for Remember the Titans and memorabilia.

Stances

  • Third period of the USSR game is most rewatchable
  • The wife character is one of the worst of its kind
  • Disney sports movies run 20 minutes too long
  • Pacino in Any Given Sunday is the top sports speech

Humor: Anecdotal, self-deprecating tangents tied to his own life.

In their words

  • “I said this was the greatest moment of my entire childhood.” (0:01:33)
  • “It's a media script.” (0:18:37)

The Rewatchables: ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves Steve Martin's whole career and sentimental family movies; a sucker for dad-daughter material now that he has a 16-year-old. Cannot stand Martin Short's one-note gag, mis-cast Diane Keaton in The Godfather, and sloppy wedding logistics. Loves celebrity trivia, rating scales, and 90s nostalgia.

Stances

  • Father of the Bride is the default my-daughter-is-getting-married movie
  • Steve Martin's second-career peak starts here but his true apex was 1978-79
  • Annie is a bad daughter
  • Martin Short is overacted and one note
  • Teen Wolf has the worst basketball scene ever

Humor: Deadpan self-deprecating dad humor plus sports analogies (Apex to Nader, Patriots losing).

In their words

  • “This is the only my daughter is getting married movie that I think is the default for everybody.” (0:01:54)
  • “The worst, the worst basketball scene ever in a movie is in Teen Wolf.” (0:42:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel (host)

Loves films that capture a time and place and treats the Bee Gees soundtrack as untouchable. Cares about the production mechanics and the behind-the-scenes deals (Stigwood, Paramount, the Steadicam). Can't stand weak casting and unfinished payoffs such as the dance contest and the hollow Rocky-style moment. A sucker for dance-floor takeover scenes.

Stances

  • Travolta wins the movie; Grease was his apex
  • The dance contest should have been better
  • Karen Lynn Gorney was miscast
  • The movie may be more self-aware than it looks
  • Staying Alive is bad but he is glad it exists

Humor: Dry deadpan on production oddities and blunt about miscasting; reads trivia like a prosecutor.

In their words

  • “Fuck up the legacy of Saturday.” (0:43:22)
  • “I'm so confused why she got cast for this movie that I actually spent like a half hour Googling it” (0:55:09)
  • “I think the 1st 5 minutes of it are among the 5 funniest moments minutes of the entire 80s.” (1:17:53)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves Newman, a rewatchable sports-movie structure, montages, and 80s style, and was a serious pool player. Wants a sports movie to show who won, and gripes about the forfeit logic. A sucker for Cruise committing to a bit.

Stances

  • Newman might be his favorite actor of all time
  • The ending's forfeit never added up
  • Wanted to see who won the final match
  • Pool deserves a TV comeback

Humor: Self-deprecating pool-hustler boasts and long running riffs like a White Lotus sequel.

In their words

  • “I actually think he might be my favorite actor of all time” (0:42:49)
  • “I hate the forfeit in the tournament.” (1:08:52)
  • “Did you model your game after anyone you saw in this movie?” (1:00:11)

The Rewatchables: ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves mainstream, star-driven 80s and early-90s comedies and sports-flavored framing; admires Bill Murray. Skeptical about the film's morals, raising whether Bob is a sociopath, and nitpicks plot logic. Sucker for box-office year lists and trivia.

Stances

  • Considers What About Bob? almost perfect yet asks 'what was the point'
  • Believes Murray had three career phases
  • Full team Bill Murray over Dreyfuss
  • No recasting needed because everyone is perfect

Humor: Dry, list-heavy riffs, teasing his co-hosts about their weekend habits and the crew, and sports metaphors.

In their words

  • “This movie kills me. I think it's almost perfect.” (0:01:41)
  • “Full team Bill Murray.” (1:03:09)

The Rewatchables: ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves ensemble crime movies and gets sentimental about the 1981 era; relishes procedural detail and tough-guy actors. Can't stand muddled endings but is easy on style. Sucker for Chicago movies and Running Scared.

Stances

  • Thief and Heat are a Mann family
  • Ferris Bueller best Chicago movie

Humor: Rapid-fire riffing and ad reads.

In their words

  • “I'm literally the number one fan of running scared.” (1:09:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves a patient procedural that sucks you in on cable, and ranks Freeman's contributions highly. Likes trivia like diner locations and casting what-ifs, and sports analogies for everything. Sucker for the last forty minutes of a great movie.

Stances

  • Wants to come in halfway through; the last hour is the rewatch.
  • Brad Pitt is good here but not top-tier; Freeman's apex is after Se7en.
  • Sly in Se7en would derail it.

Humor: Escalates a nitpick into a long mock-forensic bit, with sports metaphors.

In their words

  • “Seven lives are saved.” (0:59:59)
  • “How do you mail someone a severed head, Chris?” (1:14:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves 80s cable comedies that wear you down on rewatch, Lakers lore, and character-actor trivia. Defends The Saint and Val Kilmer against everyone. Can't stand misses of what a movie is trying to be; a sucker for sports detail and Mystery Science Theater.

Stances

  • Fletch is a stone cold classic and one of the most quotable movies of the 80s
  • Chevy Chase's career is a fascinating drug-era casualty arc
  • The Saint is underrated

Humor: Deadpan trash talk of his co-hosts and a running self-owning bit about his own obsessions.

In their words

  • “This is a stone cold fucking classic, and we need to put respect on Fletch's name.” (0:02:50)
  • “Craig killed the energy.” (0:45:33)

The Rewatchables: ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves cars, sports analogies, and the first half of Ferris; fixated on timelines, nitpicks, and category structure. Can not stand Cameron's decision to destroy the Ferrari. A sucker for big iconic cars and 80s teenage girl nostalgia.

Stances

  • The first half of the movie is better than the second
  • Cameron should not have destroyed the car
  • Hughes won the movie
  • Parade traffic would make the timeline impossible

Humor: Mock-serious obsession with logistics and trivia, running gags like Mount Rushmores and Hall of Fame inductions.

In their words

  • “It's like, honestly, watching a perfect game all the way, even at the Wrigley Field, the baseball game.” (0:18:08)
  • “It a replica, as it turns out.” (0:40:45)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 101–200 of 1,295 claims.

  1. craft (craft): Martin Donnelly → F1. The crash that ends Sonny's career was based on Donnelly's real crash, and he advised on the film.
    “The crash that ended, Sonny's career was based on the actual crash of Martin Donnelly in the 1990s Spanish Grand Prix.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:25:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  2. contrast (contrast): F1 → Cliffhanger. JP's mom yelling at Sonny is the new Michael Rooker in Cliffhanger award for pointless blame.
    “It's the Michael Rooker and Cliffhanger.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:33:46 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  3. lineage (lineage): F1 → Grand Prix. Frankenheimer's 1966 racing picture is the double-feature pick.
    “I'm going Grand Prix, the John Frankenheimer movie from 66.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:41:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Better Off Dead. Weird Science is one of eight 'semi-deranged' 1985 teen movies; Better Off Dead parodies the teen movie while being one.
    “Um, which is almost like parodying the teen movie as they're making a teen movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:09 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  5. theme (theme): Weird Science → Teen Wolf. Teen Wolf is on the list of weird 1985 teen movies and was already a Rewatchables episode.
    “There's Teen Wolf, which we've already done in the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  6. contrast (contrast): Secret Admirer → The Ice Storm. Secret Admirer is a teen movie that turns into couples with marital issues, like The Ice Storm.
    “There's Secret Admirer, which is a combination teen movie, but it's also like the ice storm.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:24 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. theme (theme): Mischief → Weird Science. Mischief goes back to the 50s but has the same premise of kids trying to get laid.
    “And then mischief, which goes back to the 50s, but is basically the same premise of kids trying to get laid.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:41 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  8. theme (theme): Weird Science → Can't Buy Me Love. Can't Buy Me Love is another version of the 80s premise of guys trying to get laid, by buying a fake girlfriend.
    “And you left out Can't Buy Me Love, which is another version of this where the guy's like, what if I used all my lawnmower money for a couple years and bought a fake girlfriend for a couple months?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:07:17 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  9. lineage (lineage): Superbad → Weird Science. Weird Science may be the biggest influence on Superbad.
    “Like, I feel like, I don't know which was the biggest influence on Superbad.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:07:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  10. programming (programming): Weird Science → Sneakers. The last pod Bill and Kyle did was Sneakers, also a computers-in-the-dark-ages movie.
    “this isn't interesting because the last pod you and I did, we did sneakers, which is in the 90s, and we still didn't know what computers could do.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:12:19 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  11. industry (industry): Pump Up the Volume → Weird Science. Pump Up the Volume is named as a movie that clearly created podcasts; the question is whether Weird Science created Alexa.
    “And we've talked about this in the past, like pump up the volume, clearly created podcasts.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:13:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  12. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Her. Weird Science did years earlier what Her does: making a fake hot woman because you cannot meet a real one.
    “Like, that was the movie 15 years or so later, whatever that was that weird science was doing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:14:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. theme (theme): Weird Science → Her. Derek Thompson's male-loneliness podcast ties the 1985 premise to today: kids who cannot meet anybody would not leave the house.
    “Derek Thompson just did a podcast for us about male loneliness”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  14. theme (theme): John Hughes → Taylor Sheridan. Bill's notes pair Hughes and Taylor Sheridan as the two greatest creative forces, as if on the limitless drug.
    “Hughes and Taylor Sheridan are the 2 greatest creative creative forces we've ever had.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:16:21 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  15. career (career): Anthony Michael Hall → Sixteen Candles. Ebert wrote that Hall was the geek in 16 Candles and the intellectual in The Breakfast Club.
    “he wrote that Hall was the geek in 16 candles in the intellectual Breakfast Club.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:17:55 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  16. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hall's Gary is charismatic and confident, more like Ferris Bueller than a nerd.
    “Gary feels more like Ferris Bueller to me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:19:50 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  17. people (people): John Hughes → Anthony Michael Hall. Hughes saw Hall as his proxy, Scorsese to De Niro.
    “This is like, I'm Scorsese and you're De Niro, basically.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:20:27 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  18. what-if (what-if): Anthony Michael Hall → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hall turned down Pretty in Pink and Ferris Bueller; Ferris would have been the move away from the dork side.
    “And He turned down both roles.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:20:30 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. career (career): Anthony Michael Hall → Johnny B. Good. Trying to escape the dork typecast, Hall became the jock in Johnny B. Good, which the speaker finds boring.
    “he becomes the jock in Johnny B. Good”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:21:18 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  20. career (career): Kelly LeBrock → Hard to Kill. LeBrock's first three credits are The Woman in Red, Weird Science and Hard to Kill.
    “This is her IMDb, woman in red with Gene Wilder, weird science and hard to kill, which we've already done in the rewatchables.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:26:39 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. contrast (contrast): Kelly LeBrock → Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline. Phoebe Cates is the happy version of a lost 80s actress who found love; LeBrock's is the depressing one.
    “So the 2 the 2 lost actresses of the 80s for falling in love were her and Phoebe Cates.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:28:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  22. what-if (what-if): Kelly LeBrock → Austin Powers. A decade later LeBrock would have been the Elizabeth Hurley part in Austin Powers.
    “She's probably the Elizabeth Hurley part in Austin Powers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:30:16 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Al Feldstein. The movie is based on a 1951 pre-Code comic by Al Feldstein.
    “this was based on the 1951 pre-comics code comic made of the future by Al Feldstein.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:30:25 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  24. verdict (verdict): Weird Science → Roger Ebert. Ebert gave it 3 stars and called Kelly LeBrock wonderful.
    “Roger Ebert, 3 stars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:30:44 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  25. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Frankenstein. Ebert's review says the movie combines male teenage fantasy with Frankenstein's monster.
    “Inflamed male teenage fantasies and Frankenstein's monster.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:31:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  26. craft (craft): Anthony Michael Hall → Richard Pryor. Hall does a Richard Pryor impression in the Chet-stairs scene; Hughes and Hall both loved Pryor.
    “He's basically doing a richer Pryor impersonation”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:35:16 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  27. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Superbad. Weird Science's ending was 'completely ripped off by super bad'.
    “Uh, really satisfying ending, then just completely ripped off by super bad.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:42:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. verdict (verdict): Danny Elfman → Weird Science. Elfman is not a fan of the title song and is dismissive of it in interviews, though the speaker likes it.
    “So Elfman, like not a fan. He's kind of dis about it, which is really annoying.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:45:35 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  29. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → The Breakfast Club. Weird Science was shot at the same high school as The Breakfast Club, here called Shermer High School.
    “You mentioned this movie was filmed at the same high school as the Breakfast Club and it was actually called Shermer High School.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:48:32 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  30. craft (craft): Weird Science → Back to School. Downey's Back to School look and this character are very similar, hair included.
    “because the back to school and this character are very similar.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:49:21 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  31. career (career): Robert Downey Jr. → Less Than Zero. Downey did not really pop until Less Than Zero.
    “I don't think he really popped until, uh, until less than zero.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:49:45 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  32. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Dazed and Confused. Ilan Mitchell-Smith as lead is compared to Wiley Wiggins as Mitch Kramer: a lot put on a young unproven lead.
    “very similar too, is the Wiley Wiggins dazed and confused performance as Mitch Kramer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:05:31 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  33. what-if (what-if): Robert Downey Jr. → Weird Science. Downey would have been the right Wyatt, with Hall and Downey as the two stars.
    “I think you could have realistically put him in that in that Wyatt spot and it would have played.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:07:02 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  34. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Mad Max 2. The climactic biker-gang sequence is an homage to The Road Warrior with the same actor and makeup.
    “it's pulled right from this movie that had just come out, same actor, same makeup, same everything, they're like doing an homage to it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:08:03 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  35. craft (craft): Weird Science → Mad Max 2. The Road Warrior homage is a nine-minute sequence, about 10% of the movie.
    “It comprises 10% of the whole movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:08:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  36. career (career): Vernon Wells → Commando. The Weird Science biker leader is the Commando villain.
    “And it's our guy, Bernie Wells.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:09:06 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  37. people (people): Wendy and Lisa → Prince. Wendy and Lisa wrote the Purple Rain song that Prince performs in the film.
    “he came up with this awesome song that Wendy and Lisa wrote for him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:12:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  38. craft (craft): Weird Science → Oingo Boingo. The speaker imagines the title song was written after the band was told the plot and shown the film, Frankenstein vibe included.
    “I'm making this movie. It's about these 15 year old kids that create basically like the perfect woman and she comes out of the computer and has sex with them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:13:46 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  39. lineage (lineage): Kenny Loggins → Footloose. The speaker's read is that Loggins wrote the song first and the film took its title from it.
    “I feel like Loggins did Footloose. He wrote the song and then they were like, good song. We should name the movie Footloose.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:14:27 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  40. what-if (what-if): Kelly Emberg → Weird Science. Kelly Emberg was first cast as Lisa and left after two days over creative differences.
    “initially, Kelly Emberg, a motto who had been in Sports Illustrated was cast as Lisa, left after 2 days for creative differences.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:16:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  41. what-if (what-if): Demi Moore → Weird Science. Demi Moore auditioned for Lisa and did not get it.
    “Also auditioning for the part of Lisa and not getting it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:16:57 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  42. what-if (what-if): Robin Wright → Weird Science. Robin Wright, a soap actress, auditioned for Lisa and did not get it.
    “Well, the other one was Robin Wright, who would go on to become the most beautiful woman in the world and Princess Bride.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:17:18 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  43. what-if (what-if): Anthony Michael Hall → National Lampoon's European Vacation. Hall had a choice between European Vacation and Weird Science and chose wisely.
    “Anthony Michael Hall had a choice of doing National Lampoon's European vacation or this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:17:56 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  44. career (career): Britt Leach → Father of the Bride. Gary's dad actor is the grocery store manager in Father of the Bride and in The Great Outdoors.
    “He's in, he has a scene in Father of the Bride when George Banks crashes out, as they say, at the hot dogs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:18:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. career (career): Bill Paxton → Aliens. Paxton is funny even in serious movies like Aliens (game over, man).
    “And then even in serious movies like aliens, when he's just like, you know, game over, man”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:22:05 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  46. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Home Alone. Chet is a top asshole older brother in a comedy; his competition includes Home Alone's Buzz, though Uncle Frank is worse.
    “He's competing against the Home Alone, older brother.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:22:37 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  47. verdict (verdict): The Breakfast Club → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Bill ranks Breakfast Club above Ferris, though both are pantheon.
    “They're both pantheon for me, but breakfast club's an all timer for me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:23:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. theme (theme): Weird Science → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hughes always adds a sentimental scene at the end, like Ferris, and Weird Science's 'like me for me' speech.
    “Like Hughes will always give you a little bit of green beans on the side.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:24:16 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  49. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Risky Business. For houses cleaned up before the parents return, Risky Business still beats Weird Science.
    “I still think it's risky business.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:25:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. what-if (what-if): Philip Seymour Hoffman → Weird Science. Hoffman would have been a great Chet in a recasting.
    “What role of Feeble Philip Seymour Hoffman had played clearly, Chet?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:27:05 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  51. programming (programming): Weird Science → The Breakfast Club. Bill's double feature is The Breakfast Club, making it an Anthony Michael Hall night.
    “My double feature is Breakfast Club for the same reason”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:40:35 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  52. what-if (what-if): The Truman Show → Robin Williams. The lead is called the most Robin Williams part he never played; he was circled before Carrey.
    “It really was the most Robin Williams part ever that he didn't do.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:08:33 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. industry (industry): The Truman Show → Ed TV. Ed TV, a similar-premise film with McConaughey, was being made at the same time.
    “And they were making Ed TV at the same time with the McConaughey.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. contrast (contrast): The Truman Show → 7 Up (Michael Apted series). Like Apted's series, lives play out inside a film framework, but Truman does not know he is participating.
    “the crucial thing about Truman is that he doesn't know he's participating in something that everybody else does.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  55. contrast (contrast): The Truman Show → Top Gun: Maverick. Powell contrasts the first AD's nightmare on Truman Show with Top Gun: Maverick, the biggest people-count movie he made, with Navy briefs.
    “Top Gun Maverick was probably the that was probably the biggest, most amount of people movie you made.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:15:31 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  56. theme (theme): The Truman Show → The Razor's Edge. Truman is Carrey's version of the comedian who does a serious turn, a Hollywood staple.
    “The comedian who doesn't want to be a comedian for a movie movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:17:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  57. what-if (what-if): Glen Powell → Heat. Riffing on a Heat sequel, they imagine Powell in the Val Kilmer part: a baseball career in Panama.
    “What is that? The Val Kilmer part from heat.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:19:15 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  58. career (career): Jim Carrey → The Truman Show. Carrey's 94-to-2000 run with Truman Show in the middle is called the best run any comedian has had.
    “Carries the star, obviously, and carries in this heater from 94 to 2000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:27:23 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  59. career (career): Jim Carrey → Robin Williams. Carrey and Williams are the two comedians with the most talent to cross over into movies.
    “But Robin Williams and Jim Carrey would probably be my number.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:28:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  60. contrast (contrast): Eddie Murphy → Jim Carrey. Murphy had a similar seven-year run and bigger box office but never landed drama the way Carrey did.
    “he never figured out the drama side in the same way.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:28:43 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  61. industry (industry): Roger Ebert → Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Siskel and Ebert had said after Ace Ventura that Carrey would never have a movie career, then apologized on air for Truman Show.
    “they said he would never have a movie career.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:08 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  62. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → The Truman Show. Ebert gave Truman Show four stars and wrote about the values technology forces on humanity.
    “So Ebert, 4 stars, uh, absolutely loved it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:37:09 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  63. craft (craft): The Truman Show → Raiders of the Lost Ark. Truman Show has a major plot beat every ten minutes, passing an invented Raiders-style screenplay test.
    “This movie passes the Raiders of the Lost Arc screenplay test that I'm inventing”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:48:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  64. programming (programming): The Truman Show → The Running Man. 1998 is praised as the year that checked every genre box, with Truman Show as sci-fi, a model for movie-year variety and Powell's Running Man.
    “I think 1998 is in the running for the greatest checking all the boxes movie year we've ever had.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:05 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  65. programming (programming): The Truman Show → Armageddon. In the 1998 genre roster, Truman Show is the sci-fi entry and Armageddon the action entry.
    “Sci-fi Truman show.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:54 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  66. what-if (what-if): The Truman Show → Dennis Hopper. Hopper was cast as Christoph and fired after two days of scenes.
    “Dennis Hopper was supposed to be Christoph and was Christoph in film 2 days of scenes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:39 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  67. career (career): Jim Carrey → Tom Cruise. At 1998, Carrey is the most powerful actor other than maybe Hanks and Cruise (who is doing Eyes Wide Shut).
    “And Cruz, but Cruz is doing eyes wide.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:19:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  68. career (career): Laura Linney → You Can Count on Me. Linney's apex is early 2000s with You Can Count on Me, Primal Fear around the same era.
    “When she says, you can count on me and she just becomes one of the most respected actresses.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:20:09 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. programming (programming): The Truman Show → Gattaca. Double feature: Gattaca, the other Andrew Nichol film.
    “Gattica, underscene, other Andrew Nichol”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:34:14 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  70. career (career): Marg Helgenberger → China Beach. Helgenberger played a hooker with a heart of gold on China Beach.
    “This was a, she played a hooker with a heart of gold in China Beach.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:07:10 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  71. what-if (what-if): Species → Kung Fu. An alien alone in a big city could have been a Kung Fu-style TV show.
    “that could have been like kung fu.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:13:48 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  72. contrast (contrast): Ben Kingsley → Jaws 2. The all-time version of the Kingsley-in-Species award is Roy Scheider in Jaws 2.
    “Scheider and Jaws 2.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:24:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  73. contrast (contrast): Species → Saturday Night Live. The empath crew reminds the speaker of the SNL Christopher Walken Trivial Psychic sketch.
    “It's honestly like that SNL sketch with Christopher Walken, Trivial Psychic.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:29:04 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  74. career (career): Michelle Williams → Manchester by the Sea. Wish to ask Williams about Species on the Manchester by the Sea junket; she disavowed the film.
    “I would have loved to have been like on the junket for Manchester by the sea.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:38:14 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  75. contrast (contrast): Species → F1. The empath touching the dirt to find the alien is compared to Sonny Hayes touching the track.
    “like Sonny Hayes touching the track.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:41:38 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  76. contrast (contrast): Species → Tony Romo. Is the Species empath like Tony Romo reading the defense? Predictive versus reactive.
    “Is Tony Romo kind of an empath?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:43:54 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  77. career (career): Roger Donaldson → The Getaway. Donaldson also directed The Getaway.
    “Your guy Roger Donaldson also did the getaway.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:53:17 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  78. career (career): Roger Donaldson → Cocktail. Donaldson also directed Cocktail.
    “We've done he also did cocktail.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:53:24 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  79. craft (craft): Species → Alien. H.R. Giger, who designed the creatures in the Alien films, also designed the creature in Species.
    “Who designed the creatures in the alien films?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:12:34 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  80. lineage (lineage): Species → Alien. Giger thought Species ripped off too many other alien movies, such as the chest-burster.
    “He thought the movie ripped off too many other alien movies”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:12:56 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  81. craft (craft): H.R. Giger → Species. Giger designed the creature; he objected to the ending, so the filmmakers used a headshot kill that had not appeared in an alien movie.
    “So then he threw his body in front of whatever the ending initially was and they ended up doing the headshot kill instead because that hadn't been in an alien movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:13:15 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  82. craft (craft): Species → Speed. The mid-90s BMW convertible in Species reminds them of the car in Speed.
    “What is homie driving in speed?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:15:50 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  83. what-if (what-if): Philip Seymour Hoffman → Species. Hoffman would be perfect for the Alfred Molina part.
    “Philip Seymour Hoffman, Raw.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:17:41 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  84. programming (programming): Species → Under the Skin. Proposed as a double feature, but it is an art film so Van upgrades it.
    “Under the skin, as in Scarlett Johansson?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:29:05 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  85. craft (mood): After Hours → Escape from New York. Bill's lost-at-3am Meatpacking night felt like Escape from New York.
    “oh, it becomes escape from New York.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:05:04 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  86. contrast (city contrast): After Hours → Swingers. Bill contrasts New York cabs with LA car culture in Swingers.
    “if you watch swingers and everybody's in their cars and they have like multiple scenes where the 5 guys are driving in their cars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:09:08 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  87. verdict (verdict): Peter Gabriel → The Last Temptation of Christ. The host praises the Peter Gabriel soundtrack to the Scorsese film that was cancelled and later made.
    “I really like the soundtrack. It is a good soundtrack. It's I was really cranking it in the late 80s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:16:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. industry (studio retreat): The King of Comedy → After Hours. King of Comedy bombing and Fox pulling it set up Scorsese's retreat to small-scale After Hours; he said 70s directors had lost to studios.
    “And that was when I really understood that the 70s were over for me”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:18:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  89. industry (Oscar upset): Ordinary People → Raging Bull. Raging Bull lost Best Picture to Ordinary People, which Bill still rates better than Out of Africa.
    “I think for when he lost Raging Bull, 2 ordinary people, when he lost the best film.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:21:01 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  90. industry (Oscar upset): Gandhi → E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Gandhi beat E.T. for Best Picture, which the hosts think was wrong.
    “something else that was just like so clearly the superior film in our opinion.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:21:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  91. what-if (what-if): Ryan Coogler → After Hours. Bill wishes Coogler would make his own After Hours, a small one-day weird movie.
    “I just wish I could see Ryan Cougars after hours where he's just like, yeah, it's just everything takes place in one day”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:27:09 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  92. unmapped (slow vs fast): Martin Scorsese → Stanley Kubrick. Hosts wish great directors like Scorsese and Coogler would bang out quick movies like Soderbergh; Kubrick is cited as another who took his time.
    “So Stan Kubrick is another one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:27:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. people (director-method aside): After Hours → Eyes Wide Shut. Bill cites Kubrick pressing Cruise and Kidman emotionally on Eyes Wide Shut.
    “what he did to Cruz and Kidman, where he was just clearly trying to break them emotionally”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:28:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  94. career (career rescue): Rosanna Arquette → Pulp Fiction. Tarantino cast her as Trudy (the face piercings) because she was underused.
    “So funny that Tarantino...”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:34:06 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  95. what-if (what-if casting): Rosanna Arquette → Desperately Seeking Susan. Bill says Arquette could have had Meg Ryan's career parts, citing Susan as a Meg Ryan role.
    “if you watch her in desperately seeking Susan.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:34:56 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  96. what-if (what-if casting): Rosanna Arquette → When Harry Met Sally. Could have been the lead in When Harry Met Sally.
    “She could have been when Harry met Sally easily.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:35:06 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  97. people (people): Rosanna Arquette → Toto. Toto reportedly wrote the song 'Rosanna' because she walked into the room, per a yacht rock documentary.
    “Toto was like, what's right, Rosanna, about Rosanna Arquette, because she walked into the room and we fucking had to write a song about it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:35:45 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  98. unmapped (same-year role): Linda Fiorentino → Vision Quest. Fiorentino is also in Vision Quest in 1985, whose premise is a high school kid and the hot lady upstairs.
    “She's in this envision quest in the same year.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:36:52 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. unmapped (critical dissent): Pauline Kael → After Hours. Kael called it a hired-hand vacuous piece of consumer goods; the hosts say that misses the movie.
    “Scorsese's using his skills and even his personality like a hired hand.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:41:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  100. craft (shared device): After Hours → Halloween. Bill compares the interrupted never-finished story to Loomis and the undertaker in Halloween.
    “Loomis is looking for Myris's grave, and the undertaker is telling this long story.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:43:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)

Their fun items

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  1. fun, about Fletch (Brandy Booth award): Best performance by a pet: the Doberman guard dog that jumps through the window; scored 6 out of 10.
    “The Brandy Booth Award for best performance by a pet, the Doberman guard dog.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:57:20 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Fletch (cut scenes): Original posters showed Fletch as a hockey player; a cut fantasy had him pitching in the World Series until Lasorda pulls him, explaining his later grudge against Lasorda.
    “There's another fantasy moment that was cut where he pitches in the World Series and Lasorda pulls him from the game.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:01:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Fletch (Apex Mountain): Apex Mountain: Chevy's apex is SNL or the 85-86 comeback; Harold Faltermeyer's is Beverly Hills Cop into this into Top Gun; Kareem's is 1980 or 1985.
    “Kareem Abdul Jabbar.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:03:15 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Fletch: Lakers jersey, the Magic-Bird poster in the apartment, and the faded purple; Fletch jersey became a thing people wore; Chick Hearn's street named maybe because of Fletch.
    “Fletch pushed it over the top.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about Fletch (pick nits): Why was Gail Stanwick so bad at tennis, and why would an LA sports fan punch Lasorda pictures in glass frames.
    “Why was Gail Stenwick so bad at tennis?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Fletch (alias spelling): Hosts argue whether John Cocktoston has a C or a K; IMDb says Cocktoston and all three claim dyslexia.
    “What is the correct spelling of John cocktail stone?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Fletch (who won the movie): Chevy Chase wins the movie, with Dana Wheeler-Nicholson second.
    “Chevy Chase is the obvious answer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:10:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about Matthew Broderick: Casting what-ifs: first choice for Alex P. Keaton, cast then dropped out of The Flamingo Kid (Matt Dillon's breakout), turned down Johnny Utah in Point Break. Hosts say he is not a quarterback.
    “He turned down the role of Johnny Utah, point break.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:10:26 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Bill's 2009 mailbag timeline test: fit the whole day (Sears Tower, exchange, art museum, Chez Louis, Wrigley, parade, car repair) into under 8 hours. He challenged readers to reenact it; no one did.
    “I challenged everyone in 2009 to to, I was like, all right, 3 high school or college people, just try to reenact this and see if you can do this in 8 hours.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:27:41 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Most Rewatchable Scene nominees: the they bought it monologue, Cameron deciding to leave, Ferris picking up Sloane, the Abe Froman call, the Star Wars Ferrari joyride, the art museum, Cameron destroying the car, and Ferris sprinting home.
    “My winner for this is I'm going to break rewatchables tradition for the 1st time in 110 episodes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:03 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Bill's pick: the parking attendants' joyride in the Ferrari set to Star Wars music, one of the hardest he has ever laughed.
    “It probably made me laugh top 4 hardest ever in a movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:38:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Robert Smith (The Cure): The art museum scene bombed with Robert Smith's original music; they swapped in an instrumental of a Smiths song and it worked.
    “they even said in the test screening for this, they use different music and it just didn't work.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:38:55 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about Matthew Broderick: Broderick's own quote about being typecast: the coolest kid who ever lived, now only gets weak insecure men.
    “I acquired fame by playing the coolest kid who ever lived. Now the only roles I can seem to get are weak, insecure men.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:41:44 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about Mia Sara: Mount Rushmore of mid-80s teen girls: Bill inducts Mia Sara alongside Kelly Preston, Joyce Hyser, and Elizabeth Shue; Chris is accused of taking it too far.
    “I do want to induct her into the mid 80s Mount Rushmore with Kelly Preston, Joyce Heiser, and Elizabeth Shu.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:52:11 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Richard Edson: Joey Pants Award (best that guy): both parking attendants. Edson's filmography is notable, including Stranger Than Paradise, Platoon, Do the Right Thing.
    “Edson is in more important movies than almost any actor in the 80s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:04:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about Charlie Sheen: Dion Waiters Award (small role, big impact): Charlie Sheen in the police station. Reportedly stayed up over two days for the look.
    “He stayed up for over 2 days straight.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:09:07 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Chez Louis is the same restaurant as The Blues Brothers and St. Elmo's Fire.
    “So, an iconic 80s rest movies restaurant.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:12:07 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Deleted scene: Ferris takes a bond bought at his birth from his dad's closet and cashes it, funding the day. Cut because it made him look like a thief.
    “It was removed because it made him seem like a thief.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:12:39 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Trailer line about Ferris being the first kid to ride the space shuttle was removed after Challenger exploded.
    “come next year, I'll be the 1st kid to ride in the space shuttle, then the challenger exploded.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:13:05 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Matthew Broderick: Broderick hurt his knee in the running scene, which was shot before Twist and Shout, so he could not do much choreography; a blessing because the scene would have run longer.
    “thank God, because then that scene would have been longer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:14:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Ferris Bueller's Day Off: The post-credits bus scene was supposed to be in the film; Hughes loved it and threw it at the end, so the school bus of kids coming home at 6 makes no sense.
    “I think John his is just like, fuck it, I'm putting it in.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:15:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Hosts say the car in the movie is a replica; maker Modena Design was sued by Ferrari and went bankrupt. A real 1961 250 GT California sold for around $18 million.
    “Ferrari ended up suing them and they went bankrupt because of this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:16:23 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about John Hughes: Cameron wears a Red Wings jersey, not Blackhawks, because Hughes grew up in Michigan and idolized Gordie Howe, which still bothers Bill.
    “John Hughes grew up 1st 12 years of his life in Michigan, loved the local hockey team, the Red Wings.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:19:55 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about John Hughes: Who won the movie: Hughes first, Broderick second, Cameron third. Bill argues Hughes is the most-seen, most-loved director since 1980 and had no rival in his lane.
    “I think you could make the case that since 1980, he is the director who more people have a serious relationship to his movies than any other person”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:36:40 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Fat Leo: Chris says Leo allows himself to be fat Leo; Simmons riffs on calf-length white socks, city bike, a vape pen.
    “calf length, white socks, city bike, a vape pen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:09:49 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Leonardo DiCaprio: The trailer meltdown was improvised and was Leo's idea, which he brought to Tarantino.
    “It's also all improvised. It's not written. This was all Leo's idea, which he brought to Quentin, and they decided it would be a good idea.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:35:47 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Bruce Dern: Bruce Dern was not the first choice for Spahn; Burt Reynolds was, and he died during rehearsals.
    “First choice was Burt Reynolds.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:52:42 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Jennifer Lawrence: Tarantino originally approached Jennifer Lawrence for Sharon Tate; the live crowd gasped.
    “Tarantino originally approached for Sharon Tate.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:53:38 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Tarantino: Tarantino wrote the role of Marvin Schwarz for Al Pacino, as discussed on the three Rewatchables he did.
    “Tarantino wrote the role of Marvin specifically for Al Pacino.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:53:55 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about Rewatchables process: New category renamed for Vincent Hanna of Heat from the Mark Ruffalo/Linda Partridge overacting category.
    “We have renamed it for Vincent Hanna.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about Leonardo DiCaprio: The flamethrower flashback uses Leo's genuine reaction to the heat; Tarantino kept it.
    “Apparently that was Leo's genuine reaction to using it. It was too hot. And Tarantino thought it was hilarious”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:04:55 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about Michael Madsen: The Cadillac in the film is the same one from Reservoir Dogs.
    “Same Cadillac that appeared in Reservoir Dogs in 1992, driven by Michael... the cops in the trunk?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:26 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Leonardo DiCaprio: Leo owns the Maltese Falcon that Sharon Tate holds in the bookstore and lent it to the film.
    “The Maltese Falcon, which Sharon Tate holds in the bookstore, is now owned by Leo DiCaprio.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:51 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Cliff Booth: Nitpick: why Cliff's dog never pees in the trailer, plus whether Cliff would turn down the hitchhiker.
    “Did we ever figure out why Cliff's Dog never shit and pissed in the trailer?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:01 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Once Upon a Time in Hollywood: Tarantino's 10-film plan and the idea of 300 minutes of Bounty Law: he has threatened to make five episodes of it, possibly on Netflix, though Leo may not agree.
    “he's been threatening doing 5 episodes of bounty law. like for real.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:13:50 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Who won the movie: Final split: Chris says Leo, Sean says Tarantino, Bill says Pitt.
    “I think Pitt won the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:17:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop: 1984: highest grossing R-rated film until The Matrix Reloaded in 2003 (19 years).
    “was the highest gross cigar rated film for 19 years until the Matrix reloaded in 2003.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:01:53 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Eddie Murphy: The costume was deliberate: the cropped sweatshirts, jeans and Mumford shirt are what a 24-year-old would wear.
    “stuff you would wear when you're 24 years old because they're trying to get across the fact that this dude's 24 years old.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:05:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about Eddie Murphy: On Letterman after this film, Eddie came on in a Michael Jackson suit and behaved differently; after buying Bubble Hill, the speaker says, a mansion every night is death for comedy.
    “He was one of the biggest stars in the world and he had reached a point where there was no way to have normal interactions with anybody.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:11:41 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Eddie Murphy: The 'funny person championship belt': Eddie held it 1982-84, the best three-year run by a funny person ever.
    “the best 3 three-year run by a funny person ever.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:15:29 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop: Eddie was hired about two weeks before shooting on a script that had been kicking around since the 70s, and he improvised large swaths of it. Brest said every time they hit a jam he asked Eddie for something.
    “every time we got into a jam, I turn to Eddie and say, can you come up with something?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:18:16 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about John Ashton: In the super cop scene, Ashton looks pained but is actually trying not to laugh, Carol Burnett Show style. Ronny Cox can be seen fighting it off too.
    “And it looks like he's like in pain.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:29:26 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Eddie Murphy: Axel's checking-in-at-the-Beverly-Palms bit: a Rolling Stone writer doing a Michael Jackson cover story, crying racism without saying it, and getting a room at half price. Watch his wordless take when he hears the price.
    “he gets like one of the all-time, like, wordless takes where they give him the price of a single room.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:34:54 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop: The banana-in-the-tailpipe line became a playground catchphrase, used at Little League, then revived when Tiger Woods arrived in 1997.
    “we used to say it at Little League.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:38:07 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop: Mumford Phys Ed t-shirts were a mid-80s thing and a high school got flooded with requests; Cop 2's lion jacket was intentionally merchandised.
    “The Mumford Phiz ed t-shirts were really a thing in the mid 80s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:48:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Mickey Rourke: Don Simpson reportedly tore a picture of Mickey Rourke out of a magazine and said 'isn't he great?'; Rourke then signed a $400,000 holding deal and left the project.
    “Mr. Simpson tore it out, held it up and said, isn't he great?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:01:19 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Martin Scorsese: Scorsese was offered the directing job while trying to get The Last Temptation of Christ made, and was reportedly bewildered by the script.
    “According to the research, Scorsese was, quote, bewildered by the script.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:03:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Bronson Pinchot: Two scenes as Serge led to a sitcom; compared to a role player's 13-game run that earns a five-year deal.
    “goes to Bronson Pincho, who has 2 scenes and knocks him out of the park and it's fucking awesome and end up getting a sitcom out of this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Michael Eisner: Eisner says the idea came from a 1975 speeding ticket: stopped in a beater, he decided he needed a Mercedes. Simpson claimed he had the idea in 1977 and the two argued until Simpson died.
    “But they've, they argued about it until Don Simpson died about who came up with that idea.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:07:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop: CBS made a pilot for a Beverly Hills Cop TV show from the creator of The Shield, with Brandon T. Jackson as Axel Foley's son. It didn't work.
    “The guy who created the shield, Sean Ryan?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:09:29 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Lisa Eilbacher: Apex Mountain pick: Lisa Eilbacher 'one hundred thousand percent'; she is also named most aged-well and the winner of the movie.
    “Lisa Elbacher, 100,000%.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:09:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop: The movie never lets Axel have a love scene, and the guys read Axel and Mikey as the love story. 'Is Axel Foley gay?' is described as a long-running Reddit conspiracy theory.
    “And the axe is Axel gay is like a long term, that's like a Reddit board conspiracy theory thing that's been going on for years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:24:15 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Original plan: a $30,000 black-and-white 16mm shoot with friends, Lawrence Bender playing the cop chasing Mr. Pink.
    “He originally planned a shooter with friends on a budget of $30,000 and 16 millimeter of black and white”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:21:05 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Ebert's 2.5-star pan is the show's running joke (Bill: 'God damn it, Roger Ebert').
    “God damn it, Roger Ebert.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:22:18 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Quentin Tarantino: Bill's Jimmy Kimmel story: Tarantino picked his audience-theater parody script, gave notes, and directed it on air.
    “So he picked my bit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:28:30 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Opening diner scene: Mr. Orange snitches on Mr. Pink about the tip, subtle foreshadowing of the rat.
    “When Joe demands to know which crook didn't contribute to the tip, Mr. Orange snitches on Mr. Pink?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:50 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Nitpick: a crew in matching suits meeting at a diner an hour before a robbery, under pseudonyms, is terrible opsec.
    “Good Opsec.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Nerd Corner (new category for this episode): the film's lineage, with Sean having 30 seconds on The Killing.
    “New category just for this podcast, Nerd Corner.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:46:50 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Ewing Theory Award for best theory: Madonna, Madsen's Ladera Heights joke, the finger-cutting theory, or Buscemi's tipping. Chris picks the tipping.
    “The Ewing Theory award for best theory.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:00:45 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Madonna refuted the Like a Virgin theory, liked the film, and signed a copy of her album for Quentin.
    “She refuted the interpretation, gave him a copy of her erotic album, signed to Quinton.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:03 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: No female speaking parts in the theatrical release other than the carjacked woman who shoots Mr. Pink and Mr. Blonde.
    “The theatrical release contains no female speaking parts.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:18 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Walkouts: Wes Craven and Rick Baker left a screening; Tarantino said 'I wanted to be disturbing.'
    “I wanted to be disturbing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:10:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: The 2006 video game used only one actor's likeness, Madsen, who 'needed the paycheck'; GameSpot called it an out and out failure.
    “GameSpot called it, quote, an out and out failure.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:10:43 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Budget trivia: actors wore their own clothes, Chris Penn used his own car, and the soundtrack budget went to 'Stuck in the Middle with You.'
    “the entire soundtrack budget was spent on securing, stuck in the middle with you.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:10:57 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Carjack scene: no police traffic control, so Buscemi could only cross when the lights were green.
    “He can only do so when the traffic lights were green.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:22 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Tim Roth: Roth lay in fake blood so long it dried and he had to be peeled off the floor.
    “the blood would dry out and he would have to be peeled off the floor”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:39 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Tarantino: Pulp Fiction was to follow the Vega Brothers: Vic Vega is Vincent Vega's brother; a prequel 'Double V Vega' never happened because the actors aged.
    “And then Tarantino said he always wanted to do a prequel called Double V Vega.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:12:07 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Origin of the title: at Video Archives he recommended Au revoir les enfants and a customer mockingly said he did not want to see no reservoir dogs.
    “I don't want to see no reservoir dogs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:12:43 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Best quote: Bill leaves it blank because the whole movie is the best quote; Chris's pick is 'let's get a taco' after the finger speech.
    “I feel like this whole movie is the best quote.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:19:55 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Reservoir Dogs: Unanswerable question: Mr. Pink lives; Tarantino said so, and boosting the volume you can hear 'I've been shot'.
    “Tarantino said he lived.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:25:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Fast Times at Ridgemont High: Cameron Crowe went undercover in high school as a grown-up to learn how teens talked.
    “he actually went undercover in high school as a grown up to try to learn how people were talking.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:06:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Mean Girls: Most rewatchable scene picks: the talent show (Jingle Bell Rock), the sabotage montage, the four-way phone call, the lunch scene, the burn book blowup, Tim Meadows in the gym; Simmons picks the burn book blowup into the gym.
    “Um, the burn book blowout bra.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:23:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Mean Girls: Worst-aged: four-way phone calls, Africa/jungle references, the coach plotline; Simmons notes teens would group FaceTime now.
    “There's just nobody would ever have a 4 way call now”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:35:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Jonathan Bennett: Aaron Samuels' IMDb is aged worst; running gag that Juliet will be trained by Aaron Samuels and a Mark Ruffalo road-trip indie.
    “His IMDb is age the worst.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:37:52 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Mean Girls: The reverse Vivian Award for worst clothes: wide-waistband mini skirts, kitten heels, blue eyeshadow, the party dress; the Henley top and short skirt also hated.
    “Now you want to do the reverse Vivian.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:45:35 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Regina George: Lohan originally wanted to play Regina but the director insisted Katie (Cady) was the heroine; the irony is she really was Regina.
    “So I had a war with the director and he said, no, Katie is the heroine and that's who you are.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:51:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Mean Girls: Original title was 'Homeschooled'; the script was R-rated before changing 'cherry popped' and hot-dog lines for PG-13.
    “The original title this movie was?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:57:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Tim Meadows: Meadows broke his hand before shooting, which is why his Principal Duvall wears a cast.
    “Tim Meadows broke his hand before shooting had to wear a cast.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:00:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Amanda Seyfried: A cocktail wiener pinned into Amy Poehler's bra was how the Chihuahua scene was filmed.
    “They pinned a piece of a cocktail wiener into her bra.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:01:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Lindsay Lohan: Lohan has repeatedly pitched and treated a Mean Girls sequel; direct-to-TV Mean Girls 2 aired on ABC Family January 23, 2011.
    “She'd written a treatment for the film.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:02:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Lindsay Lohan: Apex Mountain: Lohan's 2004 is the highest peak anyone has reached, unanimous; Tina Fey, McAdams, Seyfried, Chabert and Poehler also considered.
    “It's the highest peak anyone may have ever reached on their apex mountain.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:03:28 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Lizzy Caplan: Lizzy Caplan goes up for who won the movie on advanced metrics: every scene she is in is strong.
    “her advanced metrics in this movie are really high.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:13:01 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about The Natural: Bill's 1997 website list of the 30 greatest sports movies graded each film on whether it had a chill scene; The Natural's fireworks home run is the best.
    “This movie has, I think, the best chill scene of any sports movie, which is the home run with the fireworks”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:07:57 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about The Natural: The film maps onto Greek myth: Max Mercy as Vulcan in red and brown, Pop as Zeus with uniform number one, the Judge as Hades, Memo as Calypso, Gus as the cyclops, Iris as Penelope.
    “Max Mercy is the Vulcan god of fire who could make or break you.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:14:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Joe Don Baker: Joe Don Baker as the Whammer is called the best Hollywood Babe Ruth; Roy versus the Whammer is a top rewatchable scene.
    “the best version of Babe Ruth from a Hollywood version was actually Joe Don Baker is the whammer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:31:27 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Wilford Brimley: Brimley's chest hair in the shaving scene becomes a running bit, later declared an Apex Mountain.
    “His chest hair is out to like the microphone from here.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:44:28 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Wilford Brimley: The hosts note Brimley in this movie was the age Bill is now.
    “Wilfred Brimley in that movie is the same age as I am right now”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:47:31 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about The Natural: Roy Hobbs only homers, strikes out or walks; he is 2003 Barry Bonds.
    “He only Homer strikes outer walks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:50:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Darren McGavin: McGavin went uncredited because he'd have gotten lesser billing; the hosts call it pride over practicality.
    “So he chose to go uncredited.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:05:25 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about The Natural: The scoreboard clock Hobbs breaks did not exist at Wrigley until 1941, two years after the setting.
    “Introduced to Ragley in 41.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:06:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about The Natural: Filmed at War Memorial Stadium in Buffalo; TriStar spent $500,000 making it look older.
    “spend $500,000 putting War Memorial Stadium even further back in time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:08:21 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about The Natural: About 3,000 extras were recruited at minimum wage, then cardboard cutouts filled the stands.
    “so they made cardboard people to cut back in the cost of extras.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:10:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about The Natural: The Savoy Special bat and the bloody uniform are in the Hall of Fame at Cooperstown.
    “That bat is in the collection at the baseball hall of fame in Cooperstown”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:10:45 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about The Natural: The Glenn Close halo shot was real: they waited for a clear day and the setting sun.
    “They waited until a clear day.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:11:55 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Barry Levinson: Levinson did uncredited voice work as the Knights' radio announcer.
    “apparently Barry Levinson, the director, did uncredited voice work as the Knight's radio play-by-play.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:12:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about The Natural: The note Iris sends: your son is in the stands, he's 16 and doesn't know how to play baseball.
    “Your son is in the stands.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:38:01 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about The Natural: Bill's 2001 Page 2 piece estimating Roy Hobbs's stats; hosts redo it by freezing newspaper dates, landing near 70 games and 28 homers.
    “This one, I just tried to figure out his stats and people loved it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:39:21 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Reality Bites: Selling out: a Grantland coworker had never heard the expression.
    “And then we realized he literally didn't know what it meant.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:12:34 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Reality Bites: The Good Times game: remembering episode premises; nephew Kyle at 25 missed half the references.
    “I watched with nephew Kyle, who's 25 and didn't get half of them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:23:00 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Reality Bites: A scene where Lelaina explains to Michael why she picks Troy was cut because the fountain's noise could not be removed.
    “But it's filmed in front of a huge water fountain, which you see in an earlier part of the movie, and they could not get the sound of the water out.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 0:30:22 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)