Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 21–40 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris (host)

Loves the rewatchable ones that snuck up on him and the last half hour of courtroom movies; is a sucker for stat-style trivia and Oscar conspiracies. Dislikes lazy car endings only mildly; mostly he cannot resist digging up oral-history detail.

Stances

  • Believes the frozen-envelope Oscar theory over Jack Palance
  • Pesci was the most improbable A-list star of his lifetime

Humor: Dry, sports-metaphor-heavy riffs and relentless trivia.

In their words

  • “I believe the David Stern thing, the frozen envelope way more than the Jack Palance.” (0:17:18)
  • “The most improbable A-list movie star I think we've had in my lifetime.” (0:25:57)

The Rewatchables: ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck (host)

Loves ensemble comedies and a great one-line movie pitch, and believes in the McBride gospel. Can't stand Hitler-adjacent hand-wringing and sequels that disappoint (Fletch 2). A sucker for sports analogies (Dion Waiters, Stephen A.) and Kenny Powers bloopers.

Stances

  • Danny McBride is the funniest since Ferrell
  • Rogen and Goldberg did the right thing by not making sequels
  • Release the Hitler cut

Humor: Drops sports-radio-style asides and rapid callbacks to running Rewatchables gags.

In their words

  • “I said he was the he's the funniest guy since Ferrell.” (0:26:30)
  • “I think they should have done it.” (0:43:49)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan (host)

Loves survival and wilderness movies, bears, and plot-heavy 90s star vehicles, and has read Art Linson's book on the making of the film. Won't rewatch The Revenant and dislikes bad casting. Sucker for nitpicks like the watch engraver and for sports analogies.

Stances

  • The Edge is the best mainstream bear movie
  • Bart the Bear won the movie
  • A real actress should have played Mickey
  • Baldwin is a prick on set but a good actor
  • Always in on survival movies

Humor: Rapid sports analogies, deadpan nitpicks, and elaborate hypothetical bits.

In their words

  • “Bart the Bear won the movie.” (1:34:04)
  • “Sadly, it's Elle McPherson's acting, for sure.” (1:02:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman (host)

Loves ensemble casts throwing 98 miles an hour, office thrillers, and A-listers used from the bullpen. Dislikes weak links and weak titles. A sucker for a good rewatch category.

Stances

  • Margin Call is better than The Big Short
  • Margin Call is a horror movie more than a drama
  • Irons is the worst human being
  • Margin Call is a bad title

Humor: Runs bits and games, poking at colleagues and his own diet.

In their words

  • “I dig that it's more of a horror movie than a drama.” (0:01:48)
  • “I just like this movie more than the big short.” (1:04:08)

The Rewatchables: ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman (host)

Loves tidy, perfectly executed genre movies and the Rewatchables test of whether you can roll in midway. A Goldman and Stephen King devotee; hot-take prone about Kathy Bates. Can't stand slow first hours and logistical plot holes. A sucker for Knicks tangents.

Stances

  • Misery is a perfect thing but only a tier 2 or 3 rewatchable
  • Bates is the best Best Actress performance of the last 30 years
  • Sweating logistics: search party, pooping, scrapbooks

Humor: Self-mocking, obsessive nitpicking that spirals into Knicks panic.

In their words

  • “I think this is the best, best actress performance of the 90s, 2000s, 2010s or this decade.” (1:03:17)
  • “I think for a rewatchable, it's too slow.” (1:01:12)
  • “Brunson thing definitely would have sent him into a complete tailspin.” (0:55:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck (host)

Loves hangout comedy where friends rip each other, improvised bits, and a well-timed needle drop. Sucker for sports analogies and for the stars-who-have-it argument. Wary of bloated runtimes and subplots that go nowhere.

Stances

  • The com-rom era (2004-2011) is a real genre shift from the 89-05 rom-com boom
  • Knocked Up is too long and should be about 1:40
  • The fantasy-baseball cheating subplot and the labor sequence are the weak links
  • Heigl and Lohan are the decade's two lost superstars

Humor: Dry, list-and-stat-driven riffs and sports comparisons, plus teasing his producer.

In their words

  • “I just think her and Lohan are the 2 lost superstars from this decade.” (0:25:19)
  • “That's got to be the best comedy producing run anyone's had.” (0:10:54)
  • “It is 7.5 minutes that you could cut so easily.” (0:54:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves 80s excess, star-power movies, Eddie Murphy, Simpson-Bruckheimer productions, and magazine research on set chaos. Cannot stand Axel being asexual again and plot holes like Jan. A sucker for action-comedy, theme songs, and sports analogies.

Stances

  • Cop II is more rewatchable than Cop I, though not better
  • Eddie Murphy is on his all-time favorites short list
  • The movie should have been 10-15 minutes longer
  • Villains are overstuffed (five villains)

Humor: Delivers deadpan 80s-coke-era jokes and sports analogies, and riffs on producer Don Simpson excess.

In their words

  • “So, yeah, the 80s are the fucking best.” (0:17:59)
  • “I don't think it's a better movie, but I actually think it's a more rewatchable movie because it's sleeker.” (0:21:30)

The Rewatchables: 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris (host)

Loves early-90s LA-mystique movies, cameo spotting, and rewatching favorite sequences. Admits Altman's Popeye turned him off as a kid and he loves Striking Distance and Sarah Jessica Parker. Can't connect with Greta Scacchi's character and says Scacchi is not that good here.

Stances

  • The Player is where meta-Hollywood storytelling starts
  • Greta Scacchi's character is underwritten and he doesn't get her
  • Randall Batinkoff deserved a career
  • Hollywood execs are always the bad guys in these stories

Humor: Runs bits (Striking Distance week, rookie cards, Total Dunk) and plays the straight man to the others' riffs.

In their words

  • “I remember seeing presumed innocent in the theater with my buddy Bysch.” (1:05:50)
  • “I had I had his rookie cards.” (0:52:53)
  • “We should do Rowdy Harrington week.” (0:56:10)

The Rewatchables: ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves movies of his own youth, the 1990s theatrical-era blockbusters and John McClane's mix of comedy and action. Cannot stand the Die Hard-as-Christmas-movie take and finds the plane crash a conflicted, joyless moment. A sucker for NBA metaphors, Regarding Henry as a cult comedy, and bad-movie tangents.

Stances

  • Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are not Christmas movies
  • the plane crash is memorable, not rewatchable
  • Regarding Henry is now a hilarious comedy
  • the plot and getaway plan do not make sense

Humor: Rapid-fire running bits, sports analogies, self-deprecating dad jokes and stubborn contrarian takes.

In their words

  • “In my heart of hearts, it's not a Christmas movie.” (1:16:22)
  • “I wouldn't call it rewatchable, more like memorable” (0:30:15)

The Rewatchables: ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves rewatchable ensemble thrillers, box-office and calendar context, and sports analogies; delights in bad-guy-as-star casting what-ifs. Can't stand Contact. A sucker for production trivia and record-setting script sales.

Stances

  • Contact is an awful movie
  • Fincher's movies are rewatchable and date-movie friendly
  • Panic Room is a well-made B movie elevated by its director
  • Wants movie-reference websites (script records, growing child actors)

Humor: Mixes sports analogies (LeBron, Jeff Green, Iverson) with running bits about Robert Williams and the Celtics.

In their words

  • “Matthew McConey and Jody Foster had no chemistry at all.” (0:27:06)
  • “like the Jeff Green of actors.” (1:01:28)
  • “Why not 3.5, Rog?” (0:42:18)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves adult 90s movies, period detail on set walls (Planet of the Apes, Doors, Nixon posters), Sigourney Weaver and Joan Allen, and any chance to rank things. Can't stand water beds, Elijah Wood's one move, or an unearned plot beat. A sucker for nostalgia, sports analogies, and the key party as a gimmick.

Stances

  • Ice Storm has almost no standalone rewatchable scenes beyond the key party
  • Joan Allen deserved an Oscar nomination
  • The film needs the mid-90s to make sense

Humor: Turns everything into sports analogies and running bits like premature-ejaculation jokes.

In their words

  • “There's really almost no rewatchable scenes other than, um, other than the key party.” (0:03:10)
  • “What was fun about a water bed?” (0:55:34)
  • “I love bong scenes in movies, just I'm always in bong scenes.” (0:51:14)

The Rewatchables: ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sports movies, speeches, and tight dramatizations of events he lived through; remembers 1980 in detail. Cannot stand wet-blanket wives and sports movies that run long. A sucker for Remember the Titans and memorabilia.

Stances

  • Third period of the USSR game is most rewatchable
  • The wife character is one of the worst of its kind
  • Disney sports movies run 20 minutes too long
  • Pacino in Any Given Sunday is the top sports speech

Humor: Anecdotal, self-deprecating tangents tied to his own life.

In their words

  • “I said this was the greatest moment of my entire childhood.” (0:01:33)
  • “It's a media script.” (0:18:37)

The Rewatchables: ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves Steve Martin's whole career and sentimental family movies; a sucker for dad-daughter material now that he has a 16-year-old. Cannot stand Martin Short's one-note gag, mis-cast Diane Keaton in The Godfather, and sloppy wedding logistics. Loves celebrity trivia, rating scales, and 90s nostalgia.

Stances

  • Father of the Bride is the default my-daughter-is-getting-married movie
  • Steve Martin's second-career peak starts here but his true apex was 1978-79
  • Annie is a bad daughter
  • Martin Short is overacted and one note
  • Teen Wolf has the worst basketball scene ever

Humor: Deadpan self-deprecating dad humor plus sports analogies (Apex to Nader, Patriots losing).

In their words

  • “This is the only my daughter is getting married movie that I think is the default for everybody.” (0:01:54)
  • “The worst, the worst basketball scene ever in a movie is in Teen Wolf.” (0:42:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel (host)

Loves films that capture a time and place and treats the Bee Gees soundtrack as untouchable. Cares about the production mechanics and the behind-the-scenes deals (Stigwood, Paramount, the Steadicam). Can't stand weak casting and unfinished payoffs such as the dance contest and the hollow Rocky-style moment. A sucker for dance-floor takeover scenes.

Stances

  • Travolta wins the movie; Grease was his apex
  • The dance contest should have been better
  • Karen Lynn Gorney was miscast
  • The movie may be more self-aware than it looks
  • Staying Alive is bad but he is glad it exists

Humor: Dry deadpan on production oddities and blunt about miscasting; reads trivia like a prosecutor.

In their words

  • “Fuck up the legacy of Saturday.” (0:43:22)
  • “I'm so confused why she got cast for this movie that I actually spent like a half hour Googling it” (0:55:09)
  • “I think the 1st 5 minutes of it are among the 5 funniest moments minutes of the entire 80s.” (1:17:53)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves Newman, a rewatchable sports-movie structure, montages, and 80s style, and was a serious pool player. Wants a sports movie to show who won, and gripes about the forfeit logic. A sucker for Cruise committing to a bit.

Stances

  • Newman might be his favorite actor of all time
  • The ending's forfeit never added up
  • Wanted to see who won the final match
  • Pool deserves a TV comeback

Humor: Self-deprecating pool-hustler boasts and long running riffs like a White Lotus sequel.

In their words

  • “I actually think he might be my favorite actor of all time” (0:42:49)
  • “I hate the forfeit in the tournament.” (1:08:52)
  • “Did you model your game after anyone you saw in this movie?” (1:00:11)

The Rewatchables: ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves mainstream, star-driven 80s and early-90s comedies and sports-flavored framing; admires Bill Murray. Skeptical about the film's morals, raising whether Bob is a sociopath, and nitpicks plot logic. Sucker for box-office year lists and trivia.

Stances

  • Considers What About Bob? almost perfect yet asks 'what was the point'
  • Believes Murray had three career phases
  • Full team Bill Murray over Dreyfuss
  • No recasting needed because everyone is perfect

Humor: Dry, list-heavy riffs, teasing his co-hosts about their weekend habits and the crew, and sports metaphors.

In their words

  • “This movie kills me. I think it's almost perfect.” (0:01:41)
  • “Full team Bill Murray.” (1:03:09)

The Rewatchables: ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves ensemble crime movies and gets sentimental about the 1981 era; relishes procedural detail and tough-guy actors. Can't stand muddled endings but is easy on style. Sucker for Chicago movies and Running Scared.

Stances

  • Thief and Heat are a Mann family
  • Ferris Bueller best Chicago movie

Humor: Rapid-fire riffing and ad reads.

In their words

  • “I'm literally the number one fan of running scared.” (1:09:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves a patient procedural that sucks you in on cable, and ranks Freeman's contributions highly. Likes trivia like diner locations and casting what-ifs, and sports analogies for everything. Sucker for the last forty minutes of a great movie.

Stances

  • Wants to come in halfway through; the last hour is the rewatch.
  • Brad Pitt is good here but not top-tier; Freeman's apex is after Se7en.
  • Sly in Se7en would derail it.

Humor: Escalates a nitpick into a long mock-forensic bit, with sports metaphors.

In their words

  • “Seven lives are saved.” (0:59:59)
  • “How do you mail someone a severed head, Chris?” (1:14:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves 80s cable comedies that wear you down on rewatch, Lakers lore, and character-actor trivia. Defends The Saint and Val Kilmer against everyone. Can't stand misses of what a movie is trying to be; a sucker for sports detail and Mystery Science Theater.

Stances

  • Fletch is a stone cold classic and one of the most quotable movies of the 80s
  • Chevy Chase's career is a fascinating drug-era casualty arc
  • The Saint is underrated

Humor: Deadpan trash talk of his co-hosts and a running self-owning bit about his own obsessions.

In their words

  • “This is a stone cold fucking classic, and we need to put respect on Fletch's name.” (0:02:50)
  • “Craig killed the energy.” (0:45:33)

The Rewatchables: ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves cars, sports analogies, and the first half of Ferris; fixated on timelines, nitpicks, and category structure. Can not stand Cameron's decision to destroy the Ferrari. A sucker for big iconic cars and 80s teenage girl nostalgia.

Stances

  • The first half of the movie is better than the second
  • Cameron should not have destroyed the car
  • Hughes won the movie
  • Parade traffic would make the timeline impossible

Humor: Mock-serious obsession with logistics and trivia, running gags like Mount Rushmores and Hall of Fame inductions.

In their words

  • “It's like, honestly, watching a perfect game all the way, even at the Wrigley Field, the baseball game.” (0:18:08)
  • “It a replica, as it turns out.” (0:40:45)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 201–300 of 1,295 claims.

  1. theme (behind-the-scenes anecdote parallel): Seagal's Out for Justice → After Hours. Dunn's accidental ruined massage take is compared to the Seagal on-set story, which Bill ranks slightly higher.
    “Not as good as Stevens Gaw shitting on himself as he's being choked out on the set about for justice, but really good.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:55:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  2. theme (dropped-plot comparison): After Hours → The Sopranos. A shooting that nobody follows up recalls the Russian in the woods in The Sopranos.
    “It's like the Russian and the sopranos, the Russian in the woods.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. craft (set design): After Hours → Rocky. The terminal bar looks like the Rocky bar where they watch the fight.
    “It looks like the Rocky one bar that they're that they're all watching the fight in.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:04:41 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. what-if (what-if casting): Linda Fiorentino → The Sopranos. Bill is baffled that David Chase never gave Fiorentino a 3-4 episode arc.
    “I don't know how Linda Fiorentino was never on the Sopranos.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:09:50 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  5. what-if (what-if director): Tim Burton → After Hours. Burton was originally set to direct but stepped aside when Scorsese wanted it.
    “This was originally supposed to be directed by Tim Burton.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:13:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  6. programming (double feature): After Hours → Pee-wee's Big Adventure. Tim Burton left After Hours the same year he made Pee-wee; both are about a manchild in a strange world finding salvation going home.
    “about a manchild, thrust into a world he doesn't understand, seeking something he can't get, and eventually finding salvation by going back home.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:14:08 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  7. unmapped (family): Griffin Dunn → Joan Didion. Griffin is the nephew of John Gregory Dunne and Joan Didion and helps shepherd Didion's legacy.
    “his and uncle were, um, John Gregory Dunn and Joan Didier.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:17:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. people (actor warm-up): After Hours → No Way Out. Will Patton's Horst is a warm-up for the crazy assistant in No Way Out.
    “worst is kind of a warm-up for the crazy assistant to the secretary of defense in No Way Out.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:18:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. what-if (casting what-if): Griffin Dunn → Tom Hanks. Bill offers 1985 Tom Hanks, fresh off Splash, as a better lead for the comic timing and awkward horniness.
    “I think this would have been a really good Tom Hanks movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:20:36 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  10. career (career peak): Linda Fiorentino → The Last Seduction. Her peak (Apex Mountain) is The Last Seduction or Men in Black; she lost Oscar eligibility because it aired on HBO first.
    “Linda Firentino, last seduction 1994, which she should have gotten nominated for an Oscar, but they had released it on HBO first.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:28:03 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  11. verdict (late-night NYC ranking): After Hours → The Warriors. Bill ranks The Warriors above After Hours among late-night New York movies since it covers more ground.
    “I think the Warriors is superior.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:30:32 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  12. lineage (influence): After Hours → Go. Go is late-90s After Hours with weird cameos.
    “they should have paid royalties to Sworses.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:31:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. verdict (verdict): Thelma Schoonmaker → After Hours. In the Oscar-who-gets-it category the pick for After Hours is Schoonmaker's editing.
    “I'm going with the editing. And our girl Thelma Skoonmacher.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:36:30 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  14. programming (double feature): After Hours → Bringing Out the Dead. Another nighttime Scorsese movie.
    “Another nighttime Scorsese movie bringing out the dead.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:40:40 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  15. lineage (lineage): Working Girl → Pretty Woman. Pretty Woman borrows openly from Working Girl's Cinderella story.
    “It openly steal shit from this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:08:48 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. theme (theme): Working Girl → Baby Boom. One of the late-80s female-empowerment workplace comedies the 1980s produced alongside Working Girl.
    “the female empowerment workplace comedy stuff that is like, for the 80s, because you have baby boom here, too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:08:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  17. career (career): Harrison Ford → Raiders of the Lost Ark. It may have been a big deal that Indiana Jones was doing a romantic comedy; this is his first rom-com.
    “I wonder if it was a big deal that Indiana Jones was doing sort of like a romantic comedy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:12:02 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. career (career): Melanie Griffith → Pacific Heights. Speakers call Pacific Heights near her peak; Bill likes it.
    “Although, if you look at our IMDb, this is probably the peak in Pacific Heights.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:20:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. career (career): Don Johnson → Miami Vice. Don Johnson reconciled with Griffith in the Miami Vice ponytail year; his hitman amnesia arc.
    “But Don Johnson is on Miami Vice.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:21:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  20. career (career): Melanie Griffith → The Drowning Pool. Griffith plays a 15-year-old seductress opposite Paul Newman.
    “I saw a drowning pool recently for the 1st time with Paul Newman, where she's like a 15 year old seductress.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:22:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  21. career (career): Melanie Griffith → One on One. Griffith plays a hitchhiker who steals from Robbie Benson.
    “She's also, she plays a hitchhiker in the Robbie Benson basketball classic one-on-one movie I've seen over a 100 times.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:22:38 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  22. career (career): Sigourney Weaver → Gorillas in the Mist. Her mid-80s run: Ghostbusters, Aliens, Gorillas in the Mist, Working Girl, Ghostbusters II, all in a row.
    “Ghostbusters, aliens, gorillas in the mist, working girl, Ghostbusters, two, basically all in a row.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:24:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. what-if (what-if): Kathleen Turner → Working Girl. Putting Kathleen Turner in the Katharine Parker role in the mid-80s.
    “Like if you put Kathleen Turner in this role in the mid 80s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:26:12 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  24. career (career): Harrison Ford → Witness. Mallory Rubin thinks Witness is the most attractive Ford has ever been.
    “Her, she thinks the most attractive Harrison Ford has ever been is in Witness canonically.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:30:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  25. career (career): Harrison Ford → Blade Runner. Ford's 80s run: two Raiders movies, two Star Wars, Blade Runner, Witness, Mosquito Coast, Frantic, then this.
    “Blade Runner, Witness, Mosquito Coast, frantic.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:34:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  26. contrast (contrast): Harrison Ford → Tom Hanks. Ford has a higher Q rating than even Tom Hanks.
    “a higher Q rating than even like a Tom Hanks genuinely.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:36:18 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  27. career (career): Mike Nichols → Silkwood. His 83-89 run: Silkwood, Heartburn, Biloxi Blues, Working Girl, Postcards from the Edge, then Regarding Henry.
    “his run in the 80s, just from 83 to 89 was Sokwood, Harburn, Bilaxi Blues, working girl, postcards from the Edge, and then regarding Henry 91”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:38:05 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  28. people (people): Mike Nichols → Diane Sawyer. He met the love of his life Diane Sawyer while making this love story.
    “this is when he gets together with Diane Sawyer, who, you know, he considers the love of his life.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:39:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. verdict (verdict): Working Girl → Rain Man. The speakers would give Best Picture to Working Girl over Rain Man.
    “but I would give it to working girl over Rain Man.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:45:13 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  30. verdict (verdict): Working Girl → Dangerous Liaisons. One speaker would give Best Picture to Dangerous Liaisons; Glenn Close is incredible in it.
    “Glenn Close is in there for dangerous liasets, which is a fucking incredible performance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:46:06 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → Working Girl. Ebert gave Working Girl four stars and praised its clockwork craftsmanship.
    “The plot of working girl is put together like clockwork, carries you along while you're watching it, but reconstruct it later and you'll see the craftsmanship.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:50:16 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  32. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → Biloxi Blues. Ebert said Working Girl was Nichols returning to the top of his form; the panel notes they did not like Biloxi Blues much.
    “Working girl is Nichols returning to the top of his form.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:50:29 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  33. programming (programming): Working Girl → Working Girl (1990 NBC series). Working Girl became a 1990 NBC series, with Sandra Bullock as Tess.
    “Working Girl became an NBC series in 1990”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:11:10 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  34. career (career): Sandra Bullock → Working Girl. Bullock played Tess in 12 episodes of the NBC series.
    “12 episodes of working girl.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:12:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. lineage (lineage): Working Girl → An Officer and a Gentleman. The kiss-and-secretaries-cheer moment is an Officer and a Gentleman homage.
    “And then I had the officer and a gentleman homage when they're kissing and one of the secretaries says, way to go.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:13:08 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  36. craft (music): Carly Simon → The Eagles. The opening was first cut to the Eagles' Witchy Woman; Simon objected and 'Let the River Run' replaced it.
    “that they 1st cut the opening to the Eagles witchy woman?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:15:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. craft (music): The Pointer Sisters → National Lampoon's Vacation. 'I'm So Excited' also appears in Vacation (Christie Brinkley scene), Beverly Hills Cop, Miami Vice and NBA ads.
    “It's in National Lampoon's vacation, in a pivotal Christie Brinkley scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:27:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  38. craft (music): Working Girl → Beverly Hills Cop. 'I'm So Excited' is in Working Girl and Beverly Hills Cop: a ten-year pop-culture run.
    “It's in Beverly Hills Cop.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:27:52 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  39. what-if (what-if): Shelley Long → Working Girl. Scott Rudin, running Fox, pushed for Shelley Long, who was hot from Cheers.
    “Scott Ruden was running Fox, which I don't think I knew and was really pushing for Shelley Long, who was red hot on shares.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:30:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. what-if (what-if): Lorraine Bracco → Working Girl. Bracco wrote in her memoir that she nailed the audition; she was in Someone to Watch Over Me then.
    “Lorraine Brocco wrote in her memoir that she thought she nailed the edition and didn't get it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:30:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. what-if (what-if): Geena Davis → The Accidental Tourist. Rudin said if Griffith tested for The Accidental Tourist she was out of Working Girl; Davis won the Oscar for it.
    “Scott Ruden says, if she tests for another movie, she's out for working girl.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:31:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. what-if (what-if): Marisa Tomei → Working Girl. Doreen DiMucci could have been a young Marisa Tomei instead of an unknown.
    “Could we have gotten, could we have snuck, uh, like a young Marissa Tome in that part or could we have like an actual famous actress?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:35:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. what-if (what-if): Tom Hanks → Working Girl. For Jack Trainor it has to be Hanks; Cruise was too powerful in the 80s.
    “The height thing that you mentioned earlier, but cruise is just too powerful in 80s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:43:37 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  44. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → The Graduate. Ebert: this is Melanie Griffith's movie the way The Graduate belonged to Dustin Hoffman.
    “this is Melanie Griffith's movie in the same way the graduate belonged to Dustin Hoffman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 2:06:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  45. lineage (lineage): Rocky → (the modern sports movie). Rocky created the sports-movie prototype and the modern underdog.
    “created the sports movie prototype, like just period.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:05:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  46. lineage (lineage): Rocky → The Karate Kid. Rocky is eight years before Karate Kid, which is called the 2.0 version of the same underdog story but a completely different movie in every respect.
    “We're 8 years away from karate kid, which is the next, the 2.0 version of this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:11:32 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  47. industry (industry): Rocky → Jaws. Jaws, Rocky, Saturday Night Fever and Star Wars were successive cultural phenomena in 75-77.
    “like Jaws in 75, this in 76, Saturday Night Fever in 77, Star Wars in 77”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:13:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  48. career (career): Sylvester Stallone → Quentin Tarantino. Stallone's self-made breakout is likened to Tarantino crossed with acting, and Tarantino was the runner-up for who won the movie.
    “It's Tarantino crossed with acting almost?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:14:52 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  49. verdict (verdict): Sylvester Stallone → Tango & Cash. A host loves Tango and Cash.
    “Tango and Cash is one of my favorite movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:24:25 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  50. contrast (contrast): Rocky → The Bad News Bears. Rocky and Bad News Bears were the two movies that year that flipped the sports-movie expectation of winning.
    “Those were the 2 movies that year that flipped.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:27:42 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  51. verdict (verdict): Rocky → All the President's Men. The hosts relitigate 1976 best picture and pick All the President's Men over Rocky.
    “I just think all the president's met is a perfect Oscar best picture movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:32:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  52. industry (industry): Rocky → Taxi Driver. Taxi Driver may be more cinematically important in movie history, but All the President's Men is the perfect Oscar movie and Scorsese should have won director.
    “I would go, all the president's been for a movie, and I would go Scorsese for best director.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:33:06 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  53. theme (theme): Rocky Balboa → Paul Bunyan. Rocky is American mythology, more akin to Paul Bunyan than a movie character.
    “He's like more akin to like, I don't know, Paul Bunyan.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:34:19 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  54. programming (programming): Roger Ebert → Crash. Running joke: Ebert gave Crash four stars the week before Rocky.
    “Four stars last week for Crash.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:34:54 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  55. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → Rocky. Ebert gave Rocky four stars, the week after four stars for Crash.
    “Four stars this week for Rocky.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:34:57 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  56. career (career): Garrett Brown → Rocky. Brown was offered money or points in the movie, took the money and has regrets.
    “Apparently, they offered him either money or points in the movie and he took the money and has some regrets.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:52:43 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  57. career (career): Burgess Meredith → Batman (TV series). A host knew Burgess Meredith as the Penguin in the Batman series.
    “So I knew Burgess Meredith as the penguin in the Batman series”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:01:38 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  58. what-if (what-if): George Lucas → Rocky. The hosts wish someone had done a George Lucas and paid to CGI fans into the empty arena for a re-release.
    “I just wish somebody had done a George Lucas and just paid the 50 grand to CGI some fans all over the place.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:13:20 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  59. what-if (what-if): Rocky → Robert Redford. United Artists wanted a well-established star, with Redford, Ryan O'Neal, Burt Reynolds and James Caan floated.
    “United Artists wanted a well-established star.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:19:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  60. what-if (what-if): Rocky → James Caan. What would Rocky be with James Caan as Rocky and Harvey Keitel as Paulie, or John Cazale as Paulie?
    “What is this movie if it's James Conn is Rocky and Harvey Keitel is Polly?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:19:47 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  61. what-if (what-if): Carl Weathers → Ken Norton. Ken Norton was targeted for Apollo Creed and pulled out, so it went to Carl Weathers.
    “Ken Norton was targeted for Apollo Creed, pulled out, and they gave it to Carl Weathers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:20:21 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  62. what-if (what-if): Paulie → Harvey Keitel. Stallone wanted Harvey Keitel as Paulie, probably a better movie.
    “Stallone wanted Harvard Kitella's Polly.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:20:27 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  63. what-if (what-if): Adrian → Susan Sarandon. Adrian auditions included Susan Sarandon and Cher; Sarandon was liked but too pretty.
    “they auditioned a bunch of people, including Susan Sarandon and Cher.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:20:33 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  64. what-if (what-if): Mickey → Lee Strasberg. They wanted Lee Strasberg for Mickey but he wanted too much money.
    “They wanted Lee Strasburg for Mickey and he wanted too much money.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:20:50 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  65. craft (craft): Rocky → Bound for Glory. The first two Steadicam films were Bound for Glory and Marathon Man; Rocky was the third.
    “The 1st 2 steady cam films were bound for Gloria Marathon Man”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:24:07 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  66. craft (craft): Garrett Brown → Rocky. The ice skating date was shot on the Steadicam because they could not afford extras.
    “They shot the ice skating date that way because they couldn't afford extras.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:24:12 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  67. career (career): Sylvester Stallone → Rocky III. Stallone's Apex Mountain: Rocky 3 and Rambo in 82.
    “I think his Apex Mountain was that Rocky 3, Rambo.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:28:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  68. theme (theme): Rocky → Bull Durham. The apex-mountain question: is Rocky or Bull Durham the peak for withholding sex while training?
    “Is it this or Bull Durham?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:30:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  69. career (career): Burt Young → Back to School. Burt Young's best role is the driver/mushroom in Back to School.
    “Best Bert Young, though, is back to school with Bradley Dangerfield.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:32:42 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  70. theme (theme): Rocky → The Cutting Edge. The figure-skating date in The Cutting Edge offered as a rival to Rocky's skating rink.
    “Cutting Edge?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:33:02 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  71. what-if (what-if): Rocky → Rocky. Imagine a Spielberg/Scorsese co-directed Rocky: Spielberg's inspirational side with Scorsese's grit.
    “The inspirational side of Spielberg, the gritty side of Scorsese.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:34:41 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  72. what-if (what-if): Paulie → Philip Seymour Hoffman. Asked what role Philip Seymour Hoffman would have played: Paulie, Gazzo's driver or Jurgens.
    “What role would Philip Seymour Hoffman have played?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:35:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. programming (programming): Rocky → Rocky II. Best double feature: go right from Rocky into Rocky 2 and skip the Adrian coma stretch.
    “I think you have to go right from here into the 2nd one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:44:48 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  74. career (career): Sylvester Stallone → Rocky. Stallone writing and starring in Rocky is the biggest 'who won the movie' of all time.
    “Obviously, Si Stallone.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:45:37 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  75. programming (programming): Rocky → Warrior. If you did a UFC Rocky, Warrior is by far the best UFC movie so far.
    “Warriors by far the best one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:50:04 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  76. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → MASH. Friday Night Lights is a movie that led to a TV show, like MASH, Buffy and Parenthood.
    “there's been really good movies that led to better TV shows.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:04:01 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  77. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Another movie that led to a TV series, named as precedent.
    “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:04:13 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  78. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Parenthood. Another movie-to-TV precedent; there is an argument the show is better.
    “I think parenthood, there's a really good argument.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:04:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  79. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Friday Night Lights (TV series). The TV show's excellence overshadowed the film, which has become underrated.
    “And then this one, which I think the TV show kind of overwhelmed the movie, and now the movie has become weirdly underrated.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:04:23 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  80. programming (programming): Friday Night Lights (TV series) → Cheers. A franchise concept like Cheers could have been run back in another city; so could Friday Night Lights.
    “Just take cheers, move it into a different city and go.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:07:57 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  81. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Against the Grain (NBC show). Earlier Texas football entries that Friday Night Lights outdid; the NBC show failed.
    “there was against the grain, an NBC show with Ben Affleck as the quarterback that failed.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:09:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Varsity Blues. Both took viewers into the Texas football world; Friday Night Lights nailed it and the TV series went further.
    “Then this movie nailed it?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:10:01 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  83. craft (craft): Peter Berg → Friday Night Lights (2004 film). Berg reread the rejected scripts and the book and realized the story is about what football means to the community.
    “Peterburg read all of them and reread the book and he was like, what did they get wrong?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:12:49 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  84. industry (industry): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Tin Cup. Tin Cup (1996) belongs to the 3.0 era of sports movies that preceded Friday Night Lights.
    “Tin Cup was 96.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:15:49 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  85. industry (industry): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Moneyball. The film points toward the next wave of dramas that happen to be about sports.
    “And Friday Night Lights is moving us toward this kind of next iteration of whatever that was, and it's leading to stuff like money ball and win-win and like dramas that also happen to be about sports.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:16:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  86. theme (comparison): Preacher → Miles Garrett. Preacher is like an 18-year-old Myles Garrett.
    “He's basically Miles Garrett as an 18 year old.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:17:37 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  87. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → The Bad News Bears. Bad News Bears and Rocky, the same year, were the first time good guys did not win.
    “Bad news bears and Rockies, same year.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:19:17 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  88. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → All the Right Moves. A good version of the good guys not winning, with a devastating rain touchdown.
    “All the right moves is a really good version of this where they, they, they messed around in a couple ways.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:19:23 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  89. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Tin Cup. Ron Shelton's twist ending in Tin Cup is another example of the good guy not winning.
    “And Ron Shelton Twist said it in the ending in Tin Cup.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:19:55 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  90. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → A League of Their Own. Whether the good guys won depends on your viewpoint in A League of Their Own.
    “A league of their own, which is earlier than Tin Cup”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:19:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  91. verdict (verdict): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Rocky. Other than Rocky, Friday Night Lights is probably the best film where the good guys do not win.
    “That's probably the other than Rocky, probably the best one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:20:13 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  92. career (career): Billy Bob Thornton → Bad Santa. Some would pick Bad Santa, but not over Friday Night Lights as his most rewatchable.
    “Some people might go with Bad Santa.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:22:49 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  93. career (career): Billy Bob Thornton → Sling Blade. Friday Night Lights was the peak of the run that started with Sling Blade.
    “but this was kind of the peak of that whole run that starts with sling blade.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:22:58 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  94. career (career): Coach Gaines → Tommy Norris. The two Billy Bob roles share the problem-solving calm amid chaos, though Tommy is more overt and darker.
    “It's the same kind of thing where there's chaos going all around him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:25:21 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  95. career (career): Peter Berg → 30 for 30. The film's success made Berg a big enough star to be one of the first two directors for 30 for 30.
    “he was a big enough star that he was one of the 1st 2 directors we got for 30 for 30.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:27:01 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  96. craft (craft): Explosions in the Sky → Tangerine Dream. The score is one of the finalists for best movie score, alongside Tangerine Dream.
    “Them and Tangerine Dream in the finals for movie scores.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:27:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  97. career (career): Garrett Hedlund → Tim Riggins. Hedlund's Billingsley prefigures Riggins, the TV role Taylor Kitsch made his own.
    “In the TV show, he becomes Riggins.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:28:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. career (career): Garrett Hedlund → Country Strong. Hedlund was in Country Strong, which the podcast did for Liz Kelly.
    “we did country strong ones on the rewatchables because it's her favorite movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:29:16 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. career (career): Lucas Black → The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. Black went on to Tokyo Drift.
    “He ended up in one of the fastest actress movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:29:32 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  100. people (people): Buzz Bissinger → Peter Berg. The author was Berg's cousin, which helped get the film made.
    “He was also cousins with Pete Berg, which is part of how this all happened”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:30:57 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)

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  1. fun, about Friday the 13th: Bill's mother and stepfather-to-be saw it in a Stamford theater; when Jason rose from the lake a man screamed 'get the fuck out' and ran up the aisle.
    “this guy in front of them, stood up, screamed, get the fuck out, and started running out of the theater.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:08:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Dinner scene shoot: John Dugan refused to redo 5-hour grandpa makeup, so they shot it all in 30 hours, 100 degrees, rotting food, blackout curtains, cast puking outside. Edwin Neal called it worse than Vietnam.
    “filming that scene was the worst time of my life, and I had been in Vietnam with people trying to kill me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:25:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Hot take from Bill: the hitchhiker is scarier than Leatherface, because everyone has met someone fully gone in a bar who wants to show them a knife.
    “This guy is scarier than Leatherface.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:33:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Most 1974 thing: the hitchhiker's Polaroid with flashbulb, 'chain saw' as two words, 'old lady' for a girlfriend, and hitchhikers themselves.
    “And then, uh, I think the winner is just hitchhikers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:46:09 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The We Slaughter Barbecue sign and the gas station aged best; the real gas station is now a horror-themed barbecue restaurant and motel in Texas.
    “Oh, we slaughter barbecue sign?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:50:07 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Facts: 83 minutes, 868 edits, one chainsaw, one outfit, a $60,000 shoot (later $125K budget with promotion); it made $31 million; Ebert gave it 2 stars.
    “There are 868 edits and an 83 minute movie, which apparently is a lot.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:51:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Franklin: Bill's 'who we hate' pick: nobody is a worse hang than Franklin; Texas Monthly called him one of the most despicable handicapped people in film, the only one who almost deserves his death.
    “I absolutely hate Franklin.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:56:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Only one chainsaw death in the whole movie (Franklin), prompting the joke that it should be Texas Hammer Massacre.
    “I mean, in some ways, Texas Hammer Massacre didn't go really the same.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:00:45 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Bill's hottest take: Leatherface was the victim, just defending his property in his own house with a hobby of taxidermy.
    “Leatherface was the victim.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:06:04 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Craig's life lesson: the real lesson is don't pick up hitchhikers and always have a full tank; Bill notes the lesson from Miyagi is get gas when you need it.
    “don't drop below a half tank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:07:10 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Casting what-ifs: Bill's 1974 big-cast version has Jeff Bridges, Rob Reiner (wheelchair), Ron Howard, Penny Marshall and Goldie Hawn as the final girl. The real unknown actors are what makes it work. Cruise or Hanks gag in the van.
    “Jeff Bridges, Rob Reiner and Ron Howard, maybe Rob Reiners in the wheelchair.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:08:29 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Gunnar Hansen: Hansen admitted in his book Chainsaw Confidential that after failed attempts he secretly removed the protective tape from the knife and cut Burns's finger for real; Bill calls it an OSHA violation.
    “he secretly removed the protected tape from the knife and cut Marilyn Burns's finger for real.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:10:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Money story: financed by mob-linked money (the Deep Throat producers), cast kept signing away shares, company went bankrupt, New Line bought the stuff and belatedly paid; nobody went on to a career.
    “They ended up getting financing from basically the mob.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:11:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Hans Gruber villain scale: Leatherface is a 10 out of 10, shattering the ceiling.
    “I have Leatherface has to be a 10 out of 10.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:18:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Gunnar Hansen: Body Odor Award to Leatherface: he had one dyed shirt for four weeks and by the end of the shoot no one would stand near him.
    “by the end of the shoot, no one would stand near him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:18:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Who won the movie: Tobe Hooper, who got the best career out of it, at the Universal lot with Spielberg, directing Poltergeist.
    “Hooper? Yeah, I think so.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:31:26 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Domestic Disturbance: Cut story: planned for late 2001, 9/11 moved Zoolander up, and Paramount chopped 22 minutes and went PG-13.
    “So they push this movie up to like October and they decided it needs to be shorter and they just chopped 22 minutes from it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:11:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Domestic Disturbance: Ebert quote: the audience critics saw the wrong last reel. He had to watch the movie twice in a week.
    “the final confrontation so badly choreographed that I was not the least bit surprised when the studio called to say the Chicago critics had, quote, seen the wrong last reel.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:37:00 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Podcast: The mailbag will be quarterly from now on because they get too many emails.
    “We have, we've only been doing the mailbags once a year, and we decided that's, it's got to be quarterly from now on.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:02:11 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Anti-apex: Anti-apex list of listener's: Travolta in Look Who's Talking, Mike Myers in Love Guru, Brando in Dr. Moreau, Cliffhanger for a rock-climbing date.
    “Cliffhanger as anti-apex for a rock climbing date.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:08:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Fight Club: Listener pictures Ed Norton's narrator looking at Bill praising new top boy Craig.
    “I feel like destroying something beautiful.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:12:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Fargo: Listener notes the Fargo pod never mentioned that the restaurant is carpeted, spawning a what-age-the-most idea.
    “Carpeted restaurants seem like a what's age the best, what's age, the worst, split decision?”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:13:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Midnight Run: Midnight Run ends up a list of accessories the movie needed; Bill wants to do it again.
    “This question made me want to do midnight run again, because we did it, I think, 1st year.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:29:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Sicario: Craig suggests Alejandro killed the cartel leader too fast; listener jokes he is a future true crime subject.
    “I'd like to suggest the Bangkok Coralback tip off award for is Craig actually a serial killer who will one day have his own Netflix true crime documentary?”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:33:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Goodfellas: Listener calls Forrest Gump the best premature ejaculation movie in a narrated list.
    “Best premature ejaculation movie, Forrest Gump.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:36:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Doc Holliday: Doc Holliday is a no-organ-donation pick: you'd get TB.
    “Doc Holiday, you would get sicker getting Doc Holiday's organs.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:43:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Hall of Fame: Hall of Fame will have plaques and a special pod.
    “I think we should just make, we should actually really put more time into this and then like announce it on some special pod and have like plaques and stuff.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:08:33 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Almost Famous: Bill's family watched the bootleg cut and decided which 35 minutes of deleted scenes deserved to stay.
    “I would say there's probably 3 scenes that they could have added.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:21:05 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Serial killers: A New Yorker theory: leaded gasoline created a generation of serial killers, powering Netflix.
    “did lead poisoning create a generation of serial killers in the 70s.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:22:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about F1: Simmons opens by calling F1 the number-one movie of the 2020s on feel; the production looked like a bust for two years.
    “I cant believe this actually worked out movie of the 2020s CR.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:02:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about F1: Seeing it in IMAX at the Grove, the whole family left exhilarated and nobody touched a phone.
    “nobody was on their phone the whole time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:04:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about F1: The trope list of the show: the best that never was, old versus new, the spark-needing team, the climactic race.
    “The best that never was.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:12:20 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Brad Pitt: Pitt got $30 million for F1, and the hosts credit him for people taking it seriously.
    “He got $30000000 for this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:18:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Brad Pitt: Pitt's seven longest-tail movies: Seven, Fight Club, Ocean's 11, Basterds, Moneyball, Once Upon a Time, F1.
    “Seven, Fight Club, Ocean's 11, Bastards, Moneyball, once upon a time, an F1.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:24:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Movie athletes by decade: Simmons's list: North Dallas 40, Drago, Willie Beaman or Rod Tidwell, Tim Riggins, Adonis Creed, then JP.
    “2020s, Josh Pierce, an F1.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:31:14 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Josh Pearce / JP: JP's social-media persona is called the best 2020s version of a movie athlete.
    “It's the best I've seen in a movie this decade, I think, for where we are in the 2020s with social media.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:31:28 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Joseph Kosinski: He directed the Gears of War 'Mad World' commercial.
    “It's called Mad World, the Gears of War commercial.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:41:34 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Roger Ebert: The running joke: Ebert is dead, so they guess his star ratings: Rush 4, Days of Thunder 2, Top Gun 2.5.
    “Roger Ebert did not review this movie because he's been dead for like 10 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:44:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about F1: Hottest take: the movie is better if Sonny crashes and JP wins, even if it ends up bad for the movie industry.
    “This is a better movie if Sonny crashes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:55:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about F1: F1 is the new soccer: a sport you must pretend to care about as a cosmopolitan fan.
    “So to me, F1 is the new soccer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:01:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about F1: Pitt's trailer: no one lives in a trailer better than Pitt in a movie.
    “I don't know if anyone's ever lived in a trailer better than him in a movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:04:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about F1: Nitpick: Sonny is far too old; the oldest winner of a Grand Prix was 53 in 1951.
    “Sonny is way too fucking old to be an F1 driver.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:11:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about F1: Working title was Apex; both title options are criticized.
    “In 2023, ESPN reported that the film was titled Apex.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:12:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Old guy schooling young guy: Top five: Lean on Me, Rocky vs Tommy Gunn, Above the Rim, Star Wars splits, Good Will Hunting.
    “This is the top 5 scenes of old guys schooling young guys in movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Card throwing: Hottest take: do not trust people who throw cards for fun, with Gambit the one exception.
    “I don't like anybody in real life or in movies that throws cards for fun.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:19:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Casting what-ifs: Simone Ashley was cut from the final film as Josh's love interest.
    “Simone Ashley, we do know that she did promotional tour interviews is in the movie as his love interest and then just got cut out.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:22:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about F1: Research: the crash that ended Sonny's career was based on Martin Donnelly's at the Spanish Grand Prix.
    “The crash that ended, Sonny's career was based on the actual crash of Martin Donnelly”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:25:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about F1: Bernie Collins, a former F1 strategy engineer, inspired the Kate character.
    “provided the inspiration for the Carrie Conan character.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:25:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about F1: Brand sponsorships brought at least $4 million, one reason the budget was disputed.
    “sponsorships from Bears Brands in this movie brought in at least 4000000 bucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:26:14 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Kelly LeBrock: LeBrock described her Weird Science role as Mary Poppins with breasts, from a Hughes documentary; she is the best part because the character is made to improve the boys.
    “she plays Mary Poppins with Brest, which I thought was a good way to describe the character.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:29:25 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Bill Paxton: Chet is in only three scenes, takes an hour off, and yet is the best Weird Science.
    “but I think the best weird science is when he's on screen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:42:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Oingo Boingo: Elfman is dismissive of the title song and video; Beavis and Butt-Head's reaction became the best thing that happened to it.
    “Butthead's like, why didn't they let this guy back in Duran Duran, and Beavis goes, because he sucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:45:47 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about David Lee Roth: There was an 18-month window where David Lee Roth made sense in your movie.
    “There's an 18 month window where it made sense to have David Lee Roth in your movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:46:27 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Lisa: The hottest take: Lisa sucks, she pulls a gun on Gary's dad and wipes his memory.
    “Lisa sucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Bill Paxton: Paxton showed up in the party scene in sunglasses and a trench coat just to be around the set; cast calls him the nicest person.
    “Apparently he dresses up in his sunglasses in a trench coat, trench coat, and he's in the party scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:21:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Losing It: Cruise reportedly bought every copy of Losing It; it cannot be found, along with Soul Man.
    “And then he went and bought every copy that was left.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:26:17 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about Kelly LeBrock: LeBrock wore a jacket sold to a pawn shop in Beverly Hills for $25,000.
    “I just want to point out the jacket, worn by Kelly LeBrock in this film, was sold to a pawn shop in Beverly Hills for 25,000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:38:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about Weird Science: Craig's reaction on learning LeBrock married Seagal is called the favorite moment of the pod.
    “Craig, if we could rewind this pod, the part where you had a natural reaction to Kelly LeBrock, we married to Steven Seagal was my favorite moment.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:44:36 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about The Truman Show: Bill rewatched it for a week on pay-per-view reruns using an illegal cable box in Boston in the late 90s.
    “I had an illegal cable box in Boston in the late 90s”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:11:11 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Jim Carrey: Siskel and Ebert gave an on-air apology to Carrey after saying he'd never have a film career following Ace Ventura.
    “And on-air apology to Jim Carrey.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:05 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about The Truman Show: Cats absent in Sea Haven; Powell notes Sofia is overrun with dogs and Plovdiv with cats; Mallory Rubin will be furious.
    “I'm only saying this for Mallory Rubin because she works with us”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:46:56 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about The Truman Show: Screenplay beats land every ten minutes: boat, Lauren, set, wedding photo, name, dad.
    “20 minutes we meet Lauren.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:49:24 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Jim Carrey: Took a pay cut to 12 million from a 20 million asking, and said it was the fastest he'd accepted a role.
    “And he said it was the fastest he'd ever accepted a role.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:25 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Species: Meta category: Michael Madsen is the reason this film was picked after his death; Bill wanted Donnie Brasco, but Chris said Species.
    “Michael Matson passed away and we had to do a Michael Matson movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:02:41 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Ben Kingsley: New award coined: The Ben Kingsley in Species Award for it doesn't seem like you really want to be here.
    “The Ben Kingsley and Species Award for it doesn't seem like you really want to be here.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:16:50 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Species: Read before the Ebert review: a $35 million budget and a gross garbled in the transcript as $13.3 million (later someone says it made over $100 million).
    “$35000000 budget, man, $13.3 million.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:25:02 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Roger Ebert: The two-star Ebert review is read; the panel's response is settle down and have some fun.
    “Settle down, Rush.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:25:35 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Species: Opening: no preamble, Michelle Williams in a cage, B movie that starts right away. Most rewatchable scene pick.
    “Michelle Williams in a cage.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:27:21 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Species: Palisades guy: the nicest man in the movie, who gets killed 30 seconds after his big swing.
    “Was there a bigger swing for a human being in 30 seconds than that guy's night?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:34:56 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Species: The Hollywood Hills guy, Robbie, looks like Nick Wright; the club murder and the Long Island iced tea section is Bill's favorite part.
    “I love the Hollywood Hills, that whole scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:37:37 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Species: Best character name: Preston Lennox and Xavier Fitch.
    “Preston Lennox is good though.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:54:42 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Ben Kingsley: Casting what-if: Brosnan's part, Kingsley found out and was like fuck this.
    “I think Kingsley found out and was like, fuck this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:08:40 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Species: Why it matters: pre-internet, pre-online porn; people had to go to theaters, and a naked horny alien was how you got them there.
    “It's pre-internet.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:31:00 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Rosanna Arquette: Bill's category: she is the movie's best-kept secret; Toto wrote a song because she walked into a room.
    “Toto was like, what's right, Rosanna, about Rosanna Arquette, because she walked into the room and we fucking had to write a song about it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:35:44 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Griffin Dunn / After Hours: Scorsese told Dunn not to have sex for the first 8 weeks to keep desire in Paul Hackett's eyes. Dunn lasted until the massage scene weekend, had an 'accident', and Scorsese stopped the take and guessed instantly.
    “You ruined this whole scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:55:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Catherine O'Hara and John Heard: Best-aged detail: a glimpse of the future Home Alone parents through a window, before they were movie parents.
    “soon they will be 2 of the most famous parents in movie history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:07 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Cheech and Chong: Chong's remark that it was their own movie inside a Scorsese movie; hosts joke they'd be the Mr. Beast of their time.
    “we were in our own Cheech and Chong movie within a Scorsese movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about After Hours: Best character name goes to Horst; second place Kiki Bridges; Marcy is a lost name.
    “Nobody names their kid Marcy anymore.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:03:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Paul Hackett: Bill's what-aged-worst: the name reminds him of Jets OC Paul Hackett and later Nathaniel Hackett and Aaron Rodgers.
    “I can't I don't want to hear that name out loud.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:29 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Linda Fiorentino: Bill's long riff: why wasn't she ever on The Sopranos; he proposes a one-episode arc where she messes with Tony and he kills her.
    “She could have done a one episode arc where she's just fucking with Tony and then Tony kills her.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:11:11 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about After Hours: Best double-casting what-if: Tim Burton was attached, withdrew for Scorsese, and made Pee-wee's Big Adventure the same year.
    “I will never stand in the way of Martin Scorsese wants to make a movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:13:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Linda Fiorentino / Anthony Pellicano: Sean's research: Fiorentino dated a former FBI agent who pulled files for Pellicano's case, and he pleaded guilty; Bill: that's a movie.
    “That's a movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:27:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Samuel L. Jackson: Casting what-if: 1980s crazy Sam Jackson for two minutes as a barfly or vigilante mob member; 'Jules Winfield would be great.'
    “I'd love to have Jules just in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:36:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about After Hours: Category 'best life lesson' verdict: nothing good happens after 2 AM; 'don't chase the night.'
    “Nothing good happens after 2 AM.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:40:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Melanie Griffith: Her ex Don Johnson, Miami Vice, ponytail year: she got back with him after rehab, three weeks after filming.
    “So she went in rehab 3 weeks after filming and then, um, got back together with Don Johnson, my guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:21:00 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Kevin Spacey: New award invented: Kevin Spacey doing cocaine and harassing Tess in the limo wins craziest foreshadowing of a real-life event.
    “craziest foreshadowing of a real life event.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:52:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Melanie Griffith: She told a 2017 interview she repeatedly made passes at Alec Baldwin, who said no thanks.
    “repeatedly made passes at Alec Baldwin and he said, no thanks”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:35:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Working Girl: Is Tess the villain? Bill argues she stole Catherine's idea, boyfriend and job; the rest of the table disagrees.
    “Are we sure Tess isn't the villain of this movie?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:59:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Rocky: Bill saw Rocky in 1976 in Dedham with his dad and left confused whether Rocky won, because they announced only one scorecard.
    “But leaving, my big memory was being confused whether he won the fight or not and asking my dad like, but what was the scorecard?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:09:24 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Sylvester Stallone: He sold the script to ABC; Henry Winkler had to get it back, and Stallone insisted on writing and starring for far less money.
    “Stallone betting on himself is a chapter.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:21:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Sylvester Stallone: This is the 11th Stallone Rewatchable, moving him into the top five with Denzel.
    “By the way, we've done, this is our 11th Stallone rewatchable.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:23:34 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Rocky: Hot take: the 1976 Oscars; Stallone lost to Peter Finch and Network; the hosts relitigate best actor and best picture.
    “But the important part here is it's not Rocky.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:33:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Roger Ebert: Bill reads Ebert's four-star review, the week after Crash, the running Ebert gag.
    “A description of it would sound like a cliche from beginning to end, but Rocky isn't about a story.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:00 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Rocky: The first 45 minutes of Rocky are too slow for kids who prefer Rocky 3 and 4 today.
    “My kids wanted to watch Rocky 3 and Rocky 4”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Rocky: Most rewatchable: the Spider Rico fight and the $70.20 / $40 payoffs before the credits, which sets expectations.
    “I love the beginning with the Spider Rico fight.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:55 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Rocky: Most rewatchable: Gonna Fly Now training; the stairs, and the 5 AM first-day training that sets them up.
    “Honestly, I think this is one of the best sports movie scenes of all time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:43:35 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Rocky: Most rewatchable: the 14th round, 'cut me, Mick' and Apollo's shoulder slump.
    “Cut me, Mick is great too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:47:19 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Rocky: The turtles from the movie were reported alive as of 2021 and Stallone kept them.
    “Still alive as of 2021, which...”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:53:12 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Rocky: Stallone's real dog Butkus was sold for $50 while he was broke writing the script; he bought it back after selling the script.
    “Stallone's real dog, that Stallone sold for $50 because he was so broke when he was writing this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:02:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Rocky: Original script was darker: Rocky threw the fight and Mickey was a racist; those were softened.
    “It had Rocky throw in the fight.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:17:00 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)