Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 21–40 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris (host)

Loves the rewatchable ones that snuck up on him and the last half hour of courtroom movies; is a sucker for stat-style trivia and Oscar conspiracies. Dislikes lazy car endings only mildly; mostly he cannot resist digging up oral-history detail.

Stances

  • Believes the frozen-envelope Oscar theory over Jack Palance
  • Pesci was the most improbable A-list star of his lifetime

Humor: Dry, sports-metaphor-heavy riffs and relentless trivia.

In their words

  • “I believe the David Stern thing, the frozen envelope way more than the Jack Palance.” (0:17:18)
  • “The most improbable A-list movie star I think we've had in my lifetime.” (0:25:57)

The Rewatchables: ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck (host)

Loves ensemble comedies and a great one-line movie pitch, and believes in the McBride gospel. Can't stand Hitler-adjacent hand-wringing and sequels that disappoint (Fletch 2). A sucker for sports analogies (Dion Waiters, Stephen A.) and Kenny Powers bloopers.

Stances

  • Danny McBride is the funniest since Ferrell
  • Rogen and Goldberg did the right thing by not making sequels
  • Release the Hitler cut

Humor: Drops sports-radio-style asides and rapid callbacks to running Rewatchables gags.

In their words

  • “I said he was the he's the funniest guy since Ferrell.” (0:26:30)
  • “I think they should have done it.” (0:43:49)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan (host)

Loves survival and wilderness movies, bears, and plot-heavy 90s star vehicles, and has read Art Linson's book on the making of the film. Won't rewatch The Revenant and dislikes bad casting. Sucker for nitpicks like the watch engraver and for sports analogies.

Stances

  • The Edge is the best mainstream bear movie
  • Bart the Bear won the movie
  • A real actress should have played Mickey
  • Baldwin is a prick on set but a good actor
  • Always in on survival movies

Humor: Rapid sports analogies, deadpan nitpicks, and elaborate hypothetical bits.

In their words

  • “Bart the Bear won the movie.” (1:34:04)
  • “Sadly, it's Elle McPherson's acting, for sure.” (1:02:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman (host)

Loves ensemble casts throwing 98 miles an hour, office thrillers, and A-listers used from the bullpen. Dislikes weak links and weak titles. A sucker for a good rewatch category.

Stances

  • Margin Call is better than The Big Short
  • Margin Call is a horror movie more than a drama
  • Irons is the worst human being
  • Margin Call is a bad title

Humor: Runs bits and games, poking at colleagues and his own diet.

In their words

  • “I dig that it's more of a horror movie than a drama.” (0:01:48)
  • “I just like this movie more than the big short.” (1:04:08)

The Rewatchables: ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman (host)

Loves tidy, perfectly executed genre movies and the Rewatchables test of whether you can roll in midway. A Goldman and Stephen King devotee; hot-take prone about Kathy Bates. Can't stand slow first hours and logistical plot holes. A sucker for Knicks tangents.

Stances

  • Misery is a perfect thing but only a tier 2 or 3 rewatchable
  • Bates is the best Best Actress performance of the last 30 years
  • Sweating logistics: search party, pooping, scrapbooks

Humor: Self-mocking, obsessive nitpicking that spirals into Knicks panic.

In their words

  • “I think this is the best, best actress performance of the 90s, 2000s, 2010s or this decade.” (1:03:17)
  • “I think for a rewatchable, it's too slow.” (1:01:12)
  • “Brunson thing definitely would have sent him into a complete tailspin.” (0:55:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck (host)

Loves hangout comedy where friends rip each other, improvised bits, and a well-timed needle drop. Sucker for sports analogies and for the stars-who-have-it argument. Wary of bloated runtimes and subplots that go nowhere.

Stances

  • The com-rom era (2004-2011) is a real genre shift from the 89-05 rom-com boom
  • Knocked Up is too long and should be about 1:40
  • The fantasy-baseball cheating subplot and the labor sequence are the weak links
  • Heigl and Lohan are the decade's two lost superstars

Humor: Dry, list-and-stat-driven riffs and sports comparisons, plus teasing his producer.

In their words

  • “I just think her and Lohan are the 2 lost superstars from this decade.” (0:25:19)
  • “That's got to be the best comedy producing run anyone's had.” (0:10:54)
  • “It is 7.5 minutes that you could cut so easily.” (0:54:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves 80s excess, star-power movies, Eddie Murphy, Simpson-Bruckheimer productions, and magazine research on set chaos. Cannot stand Axel being asexual again and plot holes like Jan. A sucker for action-comedy, theme songs, and sports analogies.

Stances

  • Cop II is more rewatchable than Cop I, though not better
  • Eddie Murphy is on his all-time favorites short list
  • The movie should have been 10-15 minutes longer
  • Villains are overstuffed (five villains)

Humor: Delivers deadpan 80s-coke-era jokes and sports analogies, and riffs on producer Don Simpson excess.

In their words

  • “So, yeah, the 80s are the fucking best.” (0:17:59)
  • “I don't think it's a better movie, but I actually think it's a more rewatchable movie because it's sleeker.” (0:21:30)

The Rewatchables: 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris (host)

Loves early-90s LA-mystique movies, cameo spotting, and rewatching favorite sequences. Admits Altman's Popeye turned him off as a kid and he loves Striking Distance and Sarah Jessica Parker. Can't connect with Greta Scacchi's character and says Scacchi is not that good here.

Stances

  • The Player is where meta-Hollywood storytelling starts
  • Greta Scacchi's character is underwritten and he doesn't get her
  • Randall Batinkoff deserved a career
  • Hollywood execs are always the bad guys in these stories

Humor: Runs bits (Striking Distance week, rookie cards, Total Dunk) and plays the straight man to the others' riffs.

In their words

  • “I remember seeing presumed innocent in the theater with my buddy Bysch.” (1:05:50)
  • “I had I had his rookie cards.” (0:52:53)
  • “We should do Rowdy Harrington week.” (0:56:10)

The Rewatchables: ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves movies of his own youth, the 1990s theatrical-era blockbusters and John McClane's mix of comedy and action. Cannot stand the Die Hard-as-Christmas-movie take and finds the plane crash a conflicted, joyless moment. A sucker for NBA metaphors, Regarding Henry as a cult comedy, and bad-movie tangents.

Stances

  • Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are not Christmas movies
  • the plane crash is memorable, not rewatchable
  • Regarding Henry is now a hilarious comedy
  • the plot and getaway plan do not make sense

Humor: Rapid-fire running bits, sports analogies, self-deprecating dad jokes and stubborn contrarian takes.

In their words

  • “In my heart of hearts, it's not a Christmas movie.” (1:16:22)
  • “I wouldn't call it rewatchable, more like memorable” (0:30:15)

The Rewatchables: ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves rewatchable ensemble thrillers, box-office and calendar context, and sports analogies; delights in bad-guy-as-star casting what-ifs. Can't stand Contact. A sucker for production trivia and record-setting script sales.

Stances

  • Contact is an awful movie
  • Fincher's movies are rewatchable and date-movie friendly
  • Panic Room is a well-made B movie elevated by its director
  • Wants movie-reference websites (script records, growing child actors)

Humor: Mixes sports analogies (LeBron, Jeff Green, Iverson) with running bits about Robert Williams and the Celtics.

In their words

  • “Matthew McConey and Jody Foster had no chemistry at all.” (0:27:06)
  • “like the Jeff Green of actors.” (1:01:28)
  • “Why not 3.5, Rog?” (0:42:18)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves adult 90s movies, period detail on set walls (Planet of the Apes, Doors, Nixon posters), Sigourney Weaver and Joan Allen, and any chance to rank things. Can't stand water beds, Elijah Wood's one move, or an unearned plot beat. A sucker for nostalgia, sports analogies, and the key party as a gimmick.

Stances

  • Ice Storm has almost no standalone rewatchable scenes beyond the key party
  • Joan Allen deserved an Oscar nomination
  • The film needs the mid-90s to make sense

Humor: Turns everything into sports analogies and running bits like premature-ejaculation jokes.

In their words

  • “There's really almost no rewatchable scenes other than, um, other than the key party.” (0:03:10)
  • “What was fun about a water bed?” (0:55:34)
  • “I love bong scenes in movies, just I'm always in bong scenes.” (0:51:14)

The Rewatchables: ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sports movies, speeches, and tight dramatizations of events he lived through; remembers 1980 in detail. Cannot stand wet-blanket wives and sports movies that run long. A sucker for Remember the Titans and memorabilia.

Stances

  • Third period of the USSR game is most rewatchable
  • The wife character is one of the worst of its kind
  • Disney sports movies run 20 minutes too long
  • Pacino in Any Given Sunday is the top sports speech

Humor: Anecdotal, self-deprecating tangents tied to his own life.

In their words

  • “I said this was the greatest moment of my entire childhood.” (0:01:33)
  • “It's a media script.” (0:18:37)

The Rewatchables: ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves Steve Martin's whole career and sentimental family movies; a sucker for dad-daughter material now that he has a 16-year-old. Cannot stand Martin Short's one-note gag, mis-cast Diane Keaton in The Godfather, and sloppy wedding logistics. Loves celebrity trivia, rating scales, and 90s nostalgia.

Stances

  • Father of the Bride is the default my-daughter-is-getting-married movie
  • Steve Martin's second-career peak starts here but his true apex was 1978-79
  • Annie is a bad daughter
  • Martin Short is overacted and one note
  • Teen Wolf has the worst basketball scene ever

Humor: Deadpan self-deprecating dad humor plus sports analogies (Apex to Nader, Patriots losing).

In their words

  • “This is the only my daughter is getting married movie that I think is the default for everybody.” (0:01:54)
  • “The worst, the worst basketball scene ever in a movie is in Teen Wolf.” (0:42:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel (host)

Loves films that capture a time and place and treats the Bee Gees soundtrack as untouchable. Cares about the production mechanics and the behind-the-scenes deals (Stigwood, Paramount, the Steadicam). Can't stand weak casting and unfinished payoffs such as the dance contest and the hollow Rocky-style moment. A sucker for dance-floor takeover scenes.

Stances

  • Travolta wins the movie; Grease was his apex
  • The dance contest should have been better
  • Karen Lynn Gorney was miscast
  • The movie may be more self-aware than it looks
  • Staying Alive is bad but he is glad it exists

Humor: Dry deadpan on production oddities and blunt about miscasting; reads trivia like a prosecutor.

In their words

  • “Fuck up the legacy of Saturday.” (0:43:22)
  • “I'm so confused why she got cast for this movie that I actually spent like a half hour Googling it” (0:55:09)
  • “I think the 1st 5 minutes of it are among the 5 funniest moments minutes of the entire 80s.” (1:17:53)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves Newman, a rewatchable sports-movie structure, montages, and 80s style, and was a serious pool player. Wants a sports movie to show who won, and gripes about the forfeit logic. A sucker for Cruise committing to a bit.

Stances

  • Newman might be his favorite actor of all time
  • The ending's forfeit never added up
  • Wanted to see who won the final match
  • Pool deserves a TV comeback

Humor: Self-deprecating pool-hustler boasts and long running riffs like a White Lotus sequel.

In their words

  • “I actually think he might be my favorite actor of all time” (0:42:49)
  • “I hate the forfeit in the tournament.” (1:08:52)
  • “Did you model your game after anyone you saw in this movie?” (1:00:11)

The Rewatchables: ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves mainstream, star-driven 80s and early-90s comedies and sports-flavored framing; admires Bill Murray. Skeptical about the film's morals, raising whether Bob is a sociopath, and nitpicks plot logic. Sucker for box-office year lists and trivia.

Stances

  • Considers What About Bob? almost perfect yet asks 'what was the point'
  • Believes Murray had three career phases
  • Full team Bill Murray over Dreyfuss
  • No recasting needed because everyone is perfect

Humor: Dry, list-heavy riffs, teasing his co-hosts about their weekend habits and the crew, and sports metaphors.

In their words

  • “This movie kills me. I think it's almost perfect.” (0:01:41)
  • “Full team Bill Murray.” (1:03:09)

The Rewatchables: ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves ensemble crime movies and gets sentimental about the 1981 era; relishes procedural detail and tough-guy actors. Can't stand muddled endings but is easy on style. Sucker for Chicago movies and Running Scared.

Stances

  • Thief and Heat are a Mann family
  • Ferris Bueller best Chicago movie

Humor: Rapid-fire riffing and ad reads.

In their words

  • “I'm literally the number one fan of running scared.” (1:09:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves a patient procedural that sucks you in on cable, and ranks Freeman's contributions highly. Likes trivia like diner locations and casting what-ifs, and sports analogies for everything. Sucker for the last forty minutes of a great movie.

Stances

  • Wants to come in halfway through; the last hour is the rewatch.
  • Brad Pitt is good here but not top-tier; Freeman's apex is after Se7en.
  • Sly in Se7en would derail it.

Humor: Escalates a nitpick into a long mock-forensic bit, with sports metaphors.

In their words

  • “Seven lives are saved.” (0:59:59)
  • “How do you mail someone a severed head, Chris?” (1:14:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves 80s cable comedies that wear you down on rewatch, Lakers lore, and character-actor trivia. Defends The Saint and Val Kilmer against everyone. Can't stand misses of what a movie is trying to be; a sucker for sports detail and Mystery Science Theater.

Stances

  • Fletch is a stone cold classic and one of the most quotable movies of the 80s
  • Chevy Chase's career is a fascinating drug-era casualty arc
  • The Saint is underrated

Humor: Deadpan trash talk of his co-hosts and a running self-owning bit about his own obsessions.

In their words

  • “This is a stone cold fucking classic, and we need to put respect on Fletch's name.” (0:02:50)
  • “Craig killed the energy.” (0:45:33)

The Rewatchables: ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves cars, sports analogies, and the first half of Ferris; fixated on timelines, nitpicks, and category structure. Can not stand Cameron's decision to destroy the Ferrari. A sucker for big iconic cars and 80s teenage girl nostalgia.

Stances

  • The first half of the movie is better than the second
  • Cameron should not have destroyed the car
  • Hughes won the movie
  • Parade traffic would make the timeline impossible

Humor: Mock-serious obsession with logistics and trivia, running gags like Mount Rushmores and Hall of Fame inductions.

In their words

  • “It's like, honestly, watching a perfect game all the way, even at the Wrigley Field, the baseball game.” (0:18:08)
  • “It a replica, as it turns out.” (0:40:45)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 1,201–1,295 of 1,295 claims.

  1. industry (industry): Reality Bites → Beautiful Girls. Stiller could not clear Kiss's Beth; two years later Beautiful Girls got it.
    “And what's weird is 2 years later, beautiful girls got the rights to the sun.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:01:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  2. career (career): Winona Ryder → Heathers. Ryder's peak is debated: Heathers is the more significant film but she is in her prime here.
    “She's great in Heather's.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:03:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. career (career): Ethan Hawke → Reality Bites. A shot from Reality Bites, not another film, runs in his Oscar in-memoriam montage as shorthand.
    “When he dies in the Oscar montage, it's a shot from reality bites.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:04:37 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  4. people (people): Saul Rubinek → True Romance. Bill defines the Dino Waiters award via overacting in True Romance's Rubinek-Pinchot scene.
    “So in true romance, when Saul Rubineck turns to Bronson Pinchot”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:09:04 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  5. verdict (verdict): Reality Bites → Singles. Singles looks like a sketch about dead technology: payphones, answering machines, video-cassette dating.
    “Singles is almost like someone, it looks like now, like someone has made a sketch about technology we no longer use.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:15:31 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  6. career (career): Ethan Hawke → Gattaca. Gattaca helped move Hawke out of the Troy typecast.
    “Gattica flip that?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan · 1:30:36 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  7. lineage (genre lineage): Old School → Animal House. Old School is the latest in a frat-movie cycle that returns every 10 to 15 years, starting with Animal House.
    “It is in keeping with the kind of every 10 to 15 years frat movie that we now get.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:05:23 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  8. lineage (genre lineage): Old School → Stripes. Old School sits in the Animal House-to-early-80s run of comedy plus nudity that includes Stripes.
    “there is a run, basically, that starts with Animal House and goes all the way.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:06:03 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  9. career (career echo): Vince Vaughn → Swingers. Old School comes back to the Swingers energy after years of odd roles, including the Psycho remake.
    “I think this is the funniest I've ever found him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:12:53 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  10. career (career run): Will Ferrell → Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Old School, Elf, and Anchorman are Ferrell's back-to-back-to-back three-movie run.
    “So Pharaoh rips off old school Elf Anchorman, just back to back to back.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:15:48 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  11. craft (soundtrack): Old School → Ryan Adams. The film opens on Ryan Adams' 'To Be Young', a great way to start.
    “Set to one of the best songs literally of all time, Ryan Adams, to be young”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:24:34 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  12. career (career perspective): Ellen Pompeo → Old School. Pompeo is a cute crush here, shortly before becoming one of TV's most bankable stars.
    “Who is about to become one of the biggest and most bankable TV stars of the last 40 years”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:24:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. craft (shared structural flaw): Old School → Back to School. The late competition-element plot is a flaw borrowed from Back to School and also seen in Stripes' war.
    “when it starts to become too much like back to school, you know, where there's like a competition element to it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:34:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  14. lineage (genre lineage): Animal House → Old School. Animal House started the habit of a winnable conflict set-piece that comedies copied for ten years, and Old School revived it.
    “I think Animal House started it and then the next 10 years of comedy is ripped off”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:34:48 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  15. career (career regret): Brian Callen → Old School. Callen is the favorite guy from that era who never fully broke through; Bill blames his agent.
    “Brian Callen is my favorite guy who didn't totally make it from that era.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:38:26 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  16. lineage (unmade sequel): Old School → Old School 2 (unmade sequel script). A 2006 sequel script about spring break was turned down by Ferrell and Vaughn as repetitive.
    “It felt like it was repeating.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:42:01 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. theme (location reuse): Old School → Back to the Future. The house used as the frat house in Pasadena also appeared in Back to the Future, Back to the Future Part II, and Teen Wolf.
    “It's been used for 3 Michael J. Fox movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:45:01 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. career (career debt): Luke Wilson → Wes Anderson. Bill argues Wilson owes his good roles to his brother Owen and Wes Anderson.
    “I think he is the beneficiary of having a very creative brother, and forging a partnership with Owen and Wes Anderson”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:48:53 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. theme (repeated persona): Luke Wilson → Bottle Rocket. His doe-eyed innocent persona in Bottle Rocket recurs in Charlie's Angels, Legally Blonde, and Old School.
    “He's very good in bottle rocket because he plays this kind of doe eye, innocent type”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:49:06 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  20. craft (shared device): Old School → Wedding Crashers. Both open with a wedding; Bill calls it his open-your-movie-with-a-wedding theory.
    “This movie also nicely slots into my open your movie with a wedding theory.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:01:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  21. unmapped (shared line): Old School → The Godfather. Old School features the characters calling Luke Wilson 'Godfather'; the host also notes the Godfather timeline.
    “Godfather. Godfather.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:04:59 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  22. lineage (mentor-style lineage): Todd Phillips → Ivan Reitman. Phillips' skill of picking people at the right time is something Bill says he learned from Reitman.
    “clearly he learned that from Ivan Reitman, who was amazing at that in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. programming (programming): Wyatt Earp → Tombstone. Rival Earp films, the second to market lost ground; Tombstone came first.
    “It's almost like whichever one comes out 1st has such an advantage.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:05:54 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  24. programming (programming): Without Limits → Prefontaine. Rival Prefontaine biopics; Without Limits beat the other despite coming second.
    “And then without limits came out and was just a 100 times better than Prefontaine with Jared Leto.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:41 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  25. career (career): Val Kilmer → Batman Forever. Kilmer's Batman is called the worst Batman but he was a huge star.
    “the worst Batman, but still Heat 95.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:11:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  26. verdict (verdict): Val Kilmer → The Island of Dr. Moreau. Defended or insisted-on bad Kilmer cinema.
    “Dr. Moreau 96, which I stand by until his death.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:11:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  27. people (people): Val Kilmer → Kurt Russell. The film is a microcosm of both careers: Russell the necessary hero, Kilmer the heat-check guy.
    “I think this movie is the perfect microcosm of both of their careers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:12:28 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  28. career (career): Kurt Russell → Tequila Sunrise. Russell's late-80s run: Tequila Sunrise nearly co-starred Pat Riley.
    “Which I still can't believe they almost had Pat Riley as his co-star for that.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. what-if (what-if): Pat Riley → Tequila Sunrise. Riley was nearly cast opposite Russell.
    “is one of the great win ifs of all time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → Tombstone. Ebert gave Tombstone three stars, called Kilmer the definitive saloon cowboy.
    “Singled out Valcomer's portrayal as the definitive saloon cowboy of our time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:15:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. verdict (verdict): Gene Siskel → Tombstone. Siskel gave it a thumbs down.
    “By the way, Cisco Cisco thumbs downed it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:15:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  32. career (career): Kurt Russell → Dark Blue. Ebert quoted in review of Russell's Dark Blue.
    “Roger Ebert, in his review of Kurt Russell's Dark Blue”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:15:37 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  33. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → Dark Blue. Ebert's Dark Blue review lamented Tombstone getting lost in the holiday shuffle.
    “got lost in the year-end holiday shuffle and never got the recognition it deserved.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:15:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  34. career (career): Cruising → Al Pacino. Cruising is called Pacino's most incredible choice.
    “It's Pacino's most incredible choice.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. people (people): Cruising → William Friedkin. Cruising is directed by Friedkin.
    “Directed by the great Billy Friedkin.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:21:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. career (career): Michael Biehn → The Terminator. Biehn was the lead of a big sci-fi movie of the 80s.
    “He was the lead of the biggest science fiction movie of the of the entire 80s”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:24:53 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  37. contrast (contrast): Dana Delany → Carla Gugino. Delany compared to Gugino as a woman who should have been a bigger star.
    “She was kind of the Carlo Gugino of her era”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  38. what-if (what-if): Richard Gere → Tombstone. Per Russell, Gere nearly played Wyatt Earp.
    “Kurt Russell said the film was nearly cast with Richard Gere as Wyatt Earp”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:41:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  39. career (career): Stephen Lang → Avatar. Lang is the star of Avatar but unrecognizable in Tombstone.
    “he's... He's basically the star of Avatar.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:43:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. career (career): Val Kilmer → Heat. Kilmer as De Niro's wingman in the biggest movie of the mid 90s.
    “He's De Nero's wingman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:49:41 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. industry (industry): Twister → Speed. Hollywood shifted after Speed; Twister marketed Paxton and others as future stars.
    “The one that changed it was speed.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:54:13 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  42. career (career): Dana Wheeler-Nicholson → Fletch. Dana Wheeler-Nicholson is the girl from Fletch.
    “That girl from Fletch, can I borrow a towel?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:55:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. verdict (verdict): Val Kilmer → Tombstone. Winner: Kilmer is the best one in it.
    “I think Val Kilmer wins the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:13:15 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. unmapped (same type): John Wick → Taken. John Wick is called an elaborate 5 o'clocker with more moving pieces than Taken.
    “Uh, is an elaborate 5 o'clock or. There's actually some moving pieces in that, and you can't totally shut your brain off.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:04:59 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  45. people (casting against type): Taken → First Blood. Both worked because the actor had not done this kind of role before, so it felt like a genuine surprise.
    “I think with Liam Neeson, it's the same thing. Where it's just like, he's, this was a guy who was in like Woody Allen movies.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:11:43 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  46. theme (five-word plot): The Grey → Taken. Neeson's later action films each fit the five-words-or-less 5 o'clocker test: The Grey, Non-Stop, The Commuter.
    “Liam Neeson wilderness wolves.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:14:44 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  47. contrast (realism contrast): Taken → Kidnap. Halle Berry's frantic-parent chase is more realistic than Neeson taking out 35 Albanians.
    “I think that's a more realistic look for me than taking out 35 Albanians.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:18:35 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  48. theme (five-word plot): The Equalizer → Chris Ryan. Chris Ryan pitched The Equalizer to Simmons as Denzel killing a bunch of dudes in a Home Depot.
    “Denzel kills a bunch of dudes in a Home Depot.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:21:10 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  49. unmapped (surprising detail): Taken → Beverly Hills Cop. Taken's line about forgetting the weight of a gun is the kind of never-seen-before detail, like Beverly Hills Cop's gum wrapper trick.
    “Remember in Beverly Hills cop when they break in the house and he uses the gum wrapper to like disarm the center on the window.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:31:03 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  50. career (career retrofit): Liam Neeson → Love Actually. Neeson's pre-Taken IMDb all got retrofit, even his Love Actually character reads as Brian Mills.
    “He's Brian Mills in love actually.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:36:53 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  51. people (writer blamed): Luc Besson → Taken. U2 as the band that two teenagers would lie for is blamed on the writers, Besson and someone else, who had no feel for kids.
    “It was written by Luke Bassan and somebody else, who clearly didn't have a feel for what little kids like.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:37:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  52. lineage (sequel quality): Taken → Taken 3. Taken 3 is conceded as horrific.
    “let's concede that taken 3 was horrific”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:42:00 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  53. lineage (sequel quality): Taken 2 → John Wick: Chapter 2. Simmons says Taken 2 is not the case where the sequel is arguably better than the first, as John Wick 2 is.
    “I don't think it's a John Wick 2 situation where John Wick 2 is actually somehow better than John Wick one, or we could at least have the debate.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:42:12 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  54. what-if (casting what-if): Jeff Bridges → Liam Neeson. Jeff Bridges was the first choice for Brian but dropped out because it was too physical, paving the way for Neeson.
    “paving the way for Liam Neeson to be Brian?”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:43:46 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  55. theme (trope): Taken → Training Day. Bad guys playing cards at the hideout is a staple, as in Training Day, which was even more intense.
    “this happened in training day as well, and training day was even more intense”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:45:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  56. unmapped (method commitment): Liam Neeson → Tom Cruise. Neeson trained in karate during four months in Paris, which went a little Tom Cruise.
    “Went a little Tom Cruise on us, really wanted to live the role.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:47:44 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  57. theme (toddler comparison): Furious 7 → Taken. Toddlers are like cars without brakes, as in Furious 7 with Vin Diesel and Paul Walker.
    “in fact, in Furious seven. Vin Diesel and Paul Walker in that car are jumping across buildings because there's no breaks in it.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:52:34 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  58. theme (same era): Maggie Grace → Lost. Maggie Grace was on Lost at the same time as Taken, and this is her Apex Mountain.
    “Maggie Grace, um, who was also on Lost at the same time as taken.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:55:33 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  59. unmapped (overacting): Alive → Taken. Simmons's overacting category is nearly named after a guy in Alive, prompted by the sex club manager's performance in Taken.
    “there's an overacting guy in that, that was like the quintessential. I almost want to name the category after him.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 0:58:35 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  60. theme (trope): Taken → Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. Both stage the illicit auction downstairs while the party continues upstairs.
    “They do the same thing in the Fallen Kingdom, the New Jurassic World movie. There's like a dinosaur auction.”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 1:06:08 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  61. industry (streaming revival): Taken → To All the Boys I've Loved Before. Netflix revives mid-budget genres theaters stopped making, such as rom-coms, and could do the same for Taken-style action.
    “what if we get a string of taken style movies on Netflix?”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 1:07:43 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  62. unmapped (kidnapping untapped): Kidnap → Ransom. Simmons asks about Ransom as another kidnapping movie streamers could remake; Serrano is out on Mel Gibson.
    “Where do you stand on ransom with Mo Gibson?”
    The Rewatchables · 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano · 1:09:20 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  63. industry (same studio campaign): Leonardo DiCaprio → Blood Diamond. Leo was campaigned for Blood Diamond instead of The Departed because one studio made both.
    “Leo got nominated for Blood Diamond because the same studio did Blood Diamond and the Departed.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:08:22 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  64. unmapped (star clash): The Departed → Heat. The Nicholson-DiCaprio scene echoes the Pacino-De Niro anticipation of their Heat scene, though with less weight.
    “it was like this anticipation of Pacino and De Niro finally being in a scene together.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:09:47 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  65. people (third collaboration): Martin Scorsese → Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo took the movie seriously partly because this was his third film with Scorsese and his chops were not yet proven.
    “Martin Scorsese directed me for the 3rd time, and I'm having a good career, but I haven't really proven my chops yet.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:13:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  66. what-if (casting what-if): Jack Nicholson → Al Pacino. Pacino was first choice for Costello and Simmons thinks he would have been better, though over the top.
    “I think Costello's better with Pacino.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:16:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  67. unmapped (passed the part): Brad Pitt → Matt Damon. Pitt dropped out of the Damon role and produced; Damon later passed Manchester by the Sea to Casey Affleck in a similar gesture.
    “Matt Damon later paying it forward in that same way, giving Casey Affleck, Manchester.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:17:38 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  68. craft (craft): The Departed → Dropkick Murphys. The Dropkick Murphys needle drop over the title sequence is singled out as a high point of the film.
    “The title sequence coming in 18 minutes in with Dropkick Murphy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:17:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  69. craft (soundtrack): The Departed → Goodfellas. Asked which soundtrack he prefers, Simmons picks Goodfellas.
    “Which soundtrack do you prefer this or Goodfellas?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:21:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  70. unmapped (repeated song): The Departed → Casino. Scorsese used Gimme Shelter a third time here after Goodfellas and Casino, which they find funny and a sign of his Stones fetish.
    “Scorsese using Gimme Shelter 3rd time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:24:16 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  71. craft (craft): Martin Scorsese → Robbie Robertson. A host says Robbie Robertson mostly serves as music supervisor on Scorsese's soundtracks.
    “Robbie Robertson from the band for these soundtracks where Robbie will do a little bit of music, but for the most part, he's the music supervisor.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:24:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  72. contrast (contrast): The Departed → Robbie Robertson. A host says that for the fee a name like Robertson commands, the Departed soundtrack should beat classic-radio picks like Gimme Shelter.
    “you could do better than every classic radio station in America”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:24:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. unmapped (signature obsessions): Martin Scorsese → Robert De Niro. Simmons sums up Scorsese as loving De Niro, the Stones, and people getting hit over the head with a glass in a bar.
    “He loved Bob De Niro, called him Bob, the stones, and people getting hit over the head in a bar with a glass.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:25:28 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  74. unmapped (turned down): Ray Winstone → The Wire. Winstone turned down the McNulty role that became The Wire's, per Simmons's Googling.
    “Turned down the role of Jimmy McDulty in 2002.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:26:14 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  75. people (that guy): Mark Boone Junior → The Shawshank Redemption. Delahunt is played by Boggs from Shawshank, who led the sisters and became forever known for that role.
    “Boggs from Shawshank has a key role in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:27:55 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  76. unmapped (dropped out for): Leonardo DiCaprio → The Good Shepherd. Leo left The Good Shepherd to do The Departed, and De Niro turned down Sheen's part to do it.
    “Leo dropped out of the Good Shepherd to do the departed.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:29:14 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  77. unmapped (Boston geography): The Departed → Blown Away. Blown Away has its own violations of Boston geography, like a downhill chase for fifteen blocks and a Four Seasons view that does not exist.
    “Blown away with Jeff Bridges, which has its own just severe violations of Boston.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:39:41 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  78. unmapped (Hannibal Lecter part): Jack Nicholson → A Few Good Men. A role like Costello, like Jessup or Lecter, is a home-run part that should get a supporting actor nod.
    “This was like the Hannibal Lecter, that even the Jessup and Fugon man.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:49:34 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  79. unmapped (fun villain): The Silence of the Lambs → Manhunter. Hopkins makes Lecter delightful so Silence is rewatched more than the terrifying Manhunter, an argument Simmons uses to defend a fun Costello.
    “I watch Signs of the Lambs, more than Manhunter, partially because Anthony Hopkins is like almost delightful to watch, whereas Brian Cox is just terrifying in Manhunter.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:52:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  80. unmapped (speech): The Departed → Glengarry Glen Ross. Wahlberg dressing down Leo is called the Alec Baldwin Glengarry speech.
    “he gives him the Alec Baldwin Glengarry speech.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:56:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  81. unmapped (flaws make it rewatchable): The Departed → Cast Away. Simmons likes movies with questions to chew on, like Cast Away, which he can talk about for an hour.
    “The flaws do make it more rewatchable, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:56:54 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  82. verdict (verdict): E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial → E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. E.T. is among the five greatest movies of all time given how kids still love it 36 years on.
    “ET is one of the 5 greatest movies of all time”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:44:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  83. craft (craft): Jaws → John Williams. Jaws on a big HD set is helped by the booming sound of John Williams's score.
    “And the sound that John Williams scored booming, you know?”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:46:01 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  84. contrast (contrast): Close Encounters of the Third Kind → Jaws. Close Encounters moves too slowly for kids; Jaws is propulsive and not slow.
    “the cool thing about Jaws is it's not slow.”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:48:18 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  85. what-if (what-if): Munich → Michael Mann. Munich should have been shot like a vintage Michael Mann thriller.
    “It should have been like a Michael Mann movie.”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:50:45 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  86. craft (craft): Jaws → Jurassic Park. Spielberg's pre-Jurassic blockbusters: Jurassic does some of the same things as Jaws -- entertaining, not slow.
    “I think it does some of the same stuff that Jaws does, where it's really entertaining.”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:52:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  87. contrast (contrast): Steven Spielberg → Michael Mann. Mann is fastidious and obsessed; Spielberg is all over the place, childlike wonder one film, Oscar bait the next.
    “And Spielberg's just kind of all over the place and it's like, oh, the wonder, the childish wonder.”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:53:19 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  88. verdict (verdict): Schindler's List → Steven Spielberg. Bill suspected Spielberg did it for an Oscar, which he admits isn't fair.
    “he's doing this because he wants to win an Oscar?”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:53:26 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  89. contrast (contrast): Steven Spielberg → Francis Ford Coppola. Coppola and Scorsese are viewed romantically for loving their work; Spielberg isn't.
    “Whereas like with Scorsese and with Coppola, Coppola, who really his career completely fell apart in the early 80s”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:55:02 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  90. verdict (verdict): Catch Me If You Can → Leonardo DiCaprio. Catch Me If You Can is Leo at his best but falls apart in the last half hour.
    “It falls apart with about a half hour to go.”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:55:49 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  91. verdict (verdict): Saving Private Ryan → Saving Private Ryan. The first 20 minutes are among the best 20 minute stretches ever.
    “I think the 1st 20 minutes of that movie are absolutely one of the best 20 minute stretches ever.”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 0:58:44 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. verdict (verdict): Raiders of the Lost Ark → Jaws. Raiders is a little slow now and not as perfect as Jaws.
    “It's not as perfect as Jaws.”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 1:00:18 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  93. people (people): Catch Me If You Can → This Boy's Life. Leo in Catch Me If You Can is the most the speaker has liked him, other than maybe This Boy's Life and Titanic.
    “other than maybe this boy's life and Titanic.”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 1:01:47 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  94. what-if (what-if): Tom Cruise → The Verdict. Cruise should do a serious historical drama, something like The Verdict.
    “It should be the verdict or a movie like that.”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 1:02:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. verdict (verdict): Tom Cruise → American Made. Cruise's age in American Made (a 56-year-old playing a younger pilot) was too distracting.
    “He's playing a pilot in the 80s and he's got this weird wig on and he's 20 years older than the guy he was playing”
    The Big Picture · Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) · 1:02:46 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)

Their fun items

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  1. fun, about Steve Martin (Apex Mountain): Apex ruling: Martin's true apex is 1978-79 (The Jerk and SNL); mainstream Steve Martin starts here. Keaton's apex is Annie Hall; Kimberly Williams and father-daughter movies yes; Nancy Meyers no; San Marino 100%; wedding movies likely.
    “This is Apex mode.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:02:07 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Father of the Bride (nitpicks): Nitpick roll: no father-daughter dance, no rehearsal dinner, honeymoon flight that night, LA snow that melts perfectly, and a 14-year age gap between Annie and Matty.
    “It snows in LA in this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:12:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Father of the Bride (wedding cost): Unanswerable question: wedding cost estimated at $250K by a frugal site; the hosts use their own math to land on $60K-$90K in 1991 prices, and a 500-person list cut to 150.
    “So we'll say somewhere between like 60,000 and 90,000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:18:27 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Sidekick / George Banks: Piece of memorabilia: the bedazzled bridal sneakers (Simmons's wife and daughter went nuts); Dobbins takes the cappuccino maker; both wonder if George's Sidekick shoe company merged with Foot Locker.
    “it's probably more likely he like merges with foot locker and it doesn't really work out that well.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:25:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about Tony Manero: The movie in a nutshell: Tony's line that he has been told he was good twice in his life, once for a raise and once for dancing at the disco.
    “This raised today and dancing, dancing at the disco.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:05:12 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Re-released as a PG in 1979, heavily dubbed, with the dialogue changed from a vulgar word to 'pig'.
    “And they re-released this movie as a PG movie in 1979.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:09:29 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: The dance contest is rigged for Tony; he hands the trophy to the Puerto Rican couple, who were better.
    “Tony Minero takes his check and hands it to the Puerto Rican couple and the trophy too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:20:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Gene Siskel bought the white suit at a 1979 charity auction for $2,000 and sold it in 1995 at Christie's for $145,000.
    “Cisco bought the fucking suit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:28:25 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about Stephanie: See the coffee scene: Stephanie tells Tony he is a cliche on his way to no place, and he has no comeback.
    “You're nowhere, on your way to no place.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:36:56 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about Travolta dance solo: Travolta threatened to quit unless the director shot the solo wide; with the Steadicam they let him cook for two minutes.
    “I'm quitting the film unless you go wide, and you kind of let me cook.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:39:47 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Tony's room posters include Serpico, Bruce Lee, Wonder Woman, Rocky and Farrah Fawcett.
    “there's posters of Serpico, Bruce Lee, Wonder Woman, Linda Carter, Rocky and Farrah Fawcett.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:45:36 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: The famous pose on the poster was a joke at the end of a long photo shoot, and it became one of the great posters.
    “he kind of did that at the end as a joke”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:46:33 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about Nik Cohn: Cohn admitted in the mid 90s that he fabricated most of the article, after the real Tony sued for profits.
    “he fabricated most of his article that he wrote”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:53:17 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about Karen Lynn Gorney: Simmons spent half an hour searching for why she was cast and found nothing; she is also about nine years older than Travolta and a weak dancer.
    “I'm so confused why she got cast for this movie that I actually spent like a half hour Googling it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:55:09 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Bee Gees: They had no Bee Gees music during the shoot; scenes were danced to Stevie Wonder and others, and it lined up anyway.
    “they didn't have any of the Bee Gees music when they made the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:59:42 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about Boz Scaggs: Lowdown was meant for the rehearsal scene but Columbia Records would not clear it, so Boz missed the biggest soundtrack.
    “He could ended up on the greatest soundtrack of all time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:00:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Production was harassed by gangs and fire bombings, forcing fake call sheets; Kimmel says it still goes on.
    “They had to like put out fake call sheets”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:03:39 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Donna Pescow: During the bridge scene Badham did not tell Pescow the guys would fall, so her anger in the next line was real.
    “she was actually mad when she found out that they were dead.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:04:14 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Tony's father: Tony's father hit him; the line about his hair was an ad-lib because the actor was really mad.
    “he ad-libs, the line that we like was not scripted”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:04:26 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: The first mainstream Hollywood movie to use the word blowjob, confirmed by the hosts.
    “It'd never been said in a movie before.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:04:55 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about John Badham: Director kept the bridge fall from Donna Pescow and used a Steadicam, among the first films to do so.
    “this was one of the 1st films to utilize a steady cam.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:05:22 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Paramount execs wanted more Farrah Fawcett footage after the mirror scene; hence the nipple close-up of the poster.
    “asked for more Farrah Fawcett footage, which is why we ended up with the close-up of the poster and then the nipple.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:07:26 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Karen Lynn Gorney: Her take on why her career stalled: people thought she was Stephanie; she turned down a Saturday Night Fever TV series.
    “people didn't know what to do with Stephanie Mangano.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:08:01 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about The Color of Money: In the 1986 Quigley poll of most marketable stars, Cruise was number one and Newman tenth, his last appearance; Newman made it 13 times before 1986. The narrative was Cruise taking the torch.
    “Cruz was number one in 1986 when this movie came out. Newman was 10th. It was his last appearance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:02:14 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Paul Newman: Newman nearly played Quint in Jaws; Bill says he'd have been a better Brody, but Quint is Robert Shaw.
    “he turned down Quint.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:14:57 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about The Color of Money: Newman was hands-on: he effectively cast it, hired the director, and badgered Richard Price. It's Scorsese's only film to come in under schedule and under budget.
    “Scorsese's only film he has directed that came under schedule and under budget because Newman was a maniac about it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:22:51 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about The Color of Money: Roger Ebert gave it 2.5 stars, saying it wasn't an exciting film even though Scorsese was a friend; the hosts disagree but respect his integrity.
    “And it's not an exciting film. It doesn't have the electricity, the wound up tension of his best work.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:23:28 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Tom Cruise: Most rewatchable scene: Cruise's Werewolves of London pool run, with a cue-flipping routine. 'No camera has ever loved an actor more than those 2 minutes.'
    “No camera has ever loved an actor more than those 2 minutes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:26:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Casting / White Lotus joke: Running joke: Cruise from Cocktail now owns the White Lotus resort as Brian Flanagan; Vince owns it with Jennifer Coolidge, Julie Christie and Olivier.
    “Cruise from cocktail now owns the resort in Jamaica.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:46:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about The Color of Money: What ages worst: the fictional video game Stalker and the 1980s pool-star cameos (Steve Mizerak, Keith McCready) that were a big deal then.
    “I knew who Steve Mahalik was and some of these other dudes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:47:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about The Color of Money: Bill's theory on why pool left TV: the best players were the people you least wanted to hang out with, like Phil Hellmuth in poker.
    “the people who were the best at pool were people you just didn't want to hang out with when you were watching TV”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:49:16 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about Casting what-ifs: Bill pitches Julie Christie for the Helen Shaver part; others suggest Charlotte Rampling, Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Sissy Spacek.
    “Julie Christie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:46 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Paul Newman: Newman became one of only six people to win or be nominated for an Oscar for a part he'd already played; he and Joanne Woodward were the first married couple with his and hers Oscars since Olivier and Leigh.
    “Newman became one of like only 6 people who won and one or even got nominated for an Oscar for playing a part he'd already played.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:37 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Tom Cruise: Cruise did his own trick shots except the ball-jumping-two-balls shot, which used a stunt person because learning it would have cost two production days.
    “Cruz did his own trick shots except for one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:59:16 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about The Color of Money: Cruise's 'Doom' in the pool hall scene is where the video game Doom got its name.
    “They named it after that scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:59:53 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Apex Mountain: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio: Not Apex Mountain for her (maybe Abyss or Perfect Storm), but she's 'a 5 alarm fire' here; Bill blames her long name for her stalled career.
    “she is candidly a 5 alarm fire in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:03:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Apex Mountain: sweater vests: Consensus Apex Mountain of the episode is sweater vests, which Newman kills in this movie.
    “I think we could all agree that it's Apex Mountain for sweater vests.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:46 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Best Tom Cruise singing along: Category contenders: Top Gun (twice), Cocktail (Addicted to Love), Risky Business, Jerry Maguire (Free Fallin'), and this film; Top Gun probably wins.
    “This is the secret of Cruise's success. singing along to songs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:15:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about Who won the movie: Verdict is Newman: he finally won the Oscar. Chris thinks Vincent beat Eddie in the unseen final match.
    “Who won the movie?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:17:31 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Bill Murray's phases: Sean says Murray has two career phases split at Rushmore; Bill argues for three, with Ghostbusters ending phase one. Van jokes they are MC Ewing-ing Bill Murray.
    “See, I would argue Murray had 3 phases, not two.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:04:30 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Film year 1991: Bill reads off the 1991 top box office list as a great pop-culture year, asking if 1991 is the movie year to what 1995 is hip hop.
    “I wonder if 91 is the movie year to what 95 is the hip hop year.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:13:19 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Siskel and Ebert: Ebert gave three stars and called it Murray's best since Ghostbusters; Siskel felt Dreyfuss gave too angry a performance. The hosts disagree with Siskel.
    “Said, Dreyfus gave too angry of a performance and it ruined the movie for him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:25:58 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Most rewatchable scene: Bill's pick: the first therapy scene, with 'What if my heart stops beating' and the line about two types of people, those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.
    “There are 2 types of people in this world. Those are like Neil Diamond and those who don't.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:28:07 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Catherine Erbe's age: Sean's theory: Anna is a 26-year-old post-college failure living with her family, which is why she invites Bob in. Bill says Sean just made a whole different movie.
    “Jesus, you've made a whole different movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:30:16 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Most rewatchable scene: Dreyfuss's puppets: he addresses his daughter via two puppets in the family conference, and Bill says this is when the movie takes off.
    “To me, this is when, right here is when the movie takes off.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:31:59 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Bob at dinner: Bob asks if the corn is hand shucked; a hosts' favorite bit, as if there's any other way to make corn.
    “Is this corn hand shucked? Yes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:32:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Best quote / most rewatchable: The call that Bob supposedly killed himself: Dr. Marvin's wife says how horrible, he pauses, then 'let's not let it spoil our vacation.' Bill says it turns the light off.
    “Oh, well, let's not let it spoil our vacation.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:36:32 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Dr. Marvin's wagoner: What Aged the Best: the 80s station wagon, which the hosts want to return; Bill says there could be a website of 80s wagoners in comedies.
    “there could easily be a website just with all the 80s wagoners and different movies”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:37:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Dreyfuss's physique: Hosts admire Dreyfuss's good thighs, summer vacation outfits, and the Don Johnson-trimmed beard.
    “He's showing off those legs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:39:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Half-fast research: the house: The lake house that explodes at the end was a model replica built at 34th scale on a different lot; the vacation house was filmed at Smith Mountain Lake in Virginia.
    “they built a 34th size model replica of the house”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:58:39 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Steven Spielberg: Per the internet, Spielberg loved Murray so much he spent $250,000 of his own money campaigning for an Oscar nomination.
    “Steven Spielberg loved Murray so much in this movie that he spent 250,000 of his own money”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:58:54 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Bill Murray / Richard Dreyfuss: Dreyfuss recalled Murray as 'an Irish drunken bully' who screamed 'Everyone hates you. You were tolerated' and threw a glass-blown ashtray. The hosts side 1000 percent with Murray and mock Dreyfuss for specifying the ashtray was 'modern glass-blown' and 3/4 pound.
    “Everyone hates you. You were tolerated.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:02:17 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Charlie Korsmo: The child actor who plays Siggy stopped acting in 1998, got a physics degree from MIT and a JD from Yale, passed the New York bar and now teaches corporate law at Case Western Reserve; Van is stunned.
    “Earned his jurisdoctor degree from Yale Law School in 2006.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:03:42 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Apex Mountain: Apex Mountain verdicts: Murray no, Dreyfuss no, Korsmo yes (with an Obama nomination later), Hagerty no, 'death therapy' yes for the apex; Good Morning America passes maybe.
    “This was probably the apex of death therapy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:07:10 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Who won the movie: Who won the movie: Bill Murray, unanimous, compared to Steph Curry's 2017 MVP performance.
    “Steph Curry 2017 MVP performance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:17:25 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Pick nit: the 35-day vacation: Producer Craig asks if July 31 to Labor Day is too long a vacation; Bill notes a psychiatrist leaving for 35 days; Van says he'd take it personally.
    “he took a 35 day vacation from his patients.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:18:06 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about James Caan: Doctor in the Willie Nelson death scene genuinely scared by Caan's stare.
    “the actor who played the doctor actually got scared.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:18:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about James Caan: Caan turned down Kramer vs. Kramer, Apocalypse Now, Superman, MASH, Cuckoo's Nest.
    “He turned all of those down.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:22:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about James Caan: Caan on his marriages.
    “I used to say marriages were like tornadoes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:24:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Thief: Ebert gave 3.5 stars and called it intelligent.
    “one of the most intelligent thrillers I've ever seen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:25:46 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about Willie Nelson: Nelson's Frankie Boy 'I don't want to die in here' scene.
    “I don't want to die in here, Frank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:29:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about Robert Prosky: Mann auditioned dozens, Bruckheimer advice: the right person hasn't walked in yet.
    “He said the right person has not walked in the room.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Thief: Diner monologue is the reason for the episode and the best Caan moment.
    “Next scene, the diner monologue, which is the reason we're doing this podcast”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:04 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Thief: Howard Johnson's diner scene as first date.
    “is my favorite 1st date in movie history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Jim Belushi: Belushi and Caan hanging out at Belushi's Speakeasy.
    “the cast and crew hung out at Belushi's Speakeasy”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:50:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Thief: Razzie nomination for worst score.
    “The film was nominated for a Razzy Award for worst musical score.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:54:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Thief: Mann first wanted Jeff Bridges; studio said too young.
    “So Jeff Bridges was Michael Mann's choice to play Frank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:56:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Thief: Mann began with an all-Chicago blues score, switched to Tangerine Dream.
    “Michael Mann originally intended to score this movie with all Chicago blues stuff.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:57:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Thief: Original title was Violent Streets.
    “The film's original title.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:58:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Thief: Howard Johnson's was where Mann took his future wife in 1971.
    “He took his future wife there in 1971 for coffee at the exact booth that they filmed that scene in”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Thief: Safecracking details: real tools, actors trained.
    “were not props, but they were real tools, and the actors were trained to use them”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Thief: A 60,000 gallon water truck kept the streets wet.
    “A 60,000 gallon water truck was used to keep the streets constantly wet”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Thief: Belushi begged to do his own death scene, absorbing dozens of squibs.
    “Belushi begged to do his death scene himself”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Tuesday Weld: Weld's Wikipedia dating history.
    “I highly encourage you guys to read Tuesday welds, Wikipedia.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about The Jericho Mile: Twilight Time put out the Blu-ray; hard to find for years.
    “It's probably one of like the 4 greatest TV movies ever.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:20:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Se7en (script fight): Fincher refused New Line's push to alter the head-in-the-box ending, and won.
    “Fincher said, no, no, no.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Se7en (ending): Fincher wanted to cut to black right after Mills shoots John Doe; in test screenings the house lights came up immediately, New Line panicked and added Somerset's coda, which Freeman, Pitt and Fincher still resent.
    “So New Line freaked out and they ended up doing that little coda at the end”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:52 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Se7en (Oscars): 1995 Best Picture field gets called an all-time train wreck; Braveheart won over the movies they love.
    “It's an all-time train wreck.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:22:50 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Andrew Kevin Walker: Walker wrote Se7en over two years while working at Tower Records and plays the first dead guy in prosthetics.
    “He does have a cameo at the beginning.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Se7en (Fincher quote): Fincher told Playboy he went to Mike DeLuca saying the audience wants a revelation, on a $34 million budget.
    “It's $34 million and fuck it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:35:20 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Roger Ebert: Ebert gave Se7en 3.5 stars, then republished a four-star version around 2010; the hosts joke about revising old predictions.
    “Can you imagine if he changed it?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Brad Pitt: Pitt put his arm through the windshield during the chase, severed tendons, and the cast was written into the rest of the movie.
    “Pitt actually gets hurt in real life, puts his arm through the windshield”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:39:05 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Reddit and John Doe: Joke that John Doe is a blogger without an account and would have found community on Reddit; seven lives saved.
    “Seven lives are saved.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:59:59 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Leland Orser: He over-breathed and skipped sleep for days to seem disoriented in his scene; hosts hand him the Joey Pants Award.
    “So he decided to saturate his body with oxygen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:00:33 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Se7en (books): All of John Doe's notebooks were real books written for the film, taking two months and $15,000.
    “All of John Doe's books were real books written for the film.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:07:41 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Se7en (Gwyneth shot): Gwyneth's face appears for a frame and a half before Pitt fires; not intentionally subliminal.
    “They show Gwynn's face right before Brad fires the gun”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:21 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Se7en (Michael Reed McKay): The emaciated victim was played by a 98-pound actor.
    “he weighed 98 pounds”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:51 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Se7en (head in the box): Picking Nits: Bill spends minutes on logistics of mailing the head, box size, dry ice, drugging the dog.
    “How do you mail someone a severed head, Chris?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:14:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Se7en (cut ending): Gag: a cut scene where Somerset learns the Jets signed Neil O'Donnell was too horrific for audiences.
    “he finds out the jet signed Neil O'Donnell.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:25:08 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Chevy Chase: Chase nearly died during Modern Problems when airplane landing lights on his costume malfunctioned and passed an electric current through his arm, back and neck.
    “An electric current passes through his arm back and neck muscles and he almost dies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:08:55 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Fletch: Producer rights were bought July 1976, every studio passed for 8 years, then Michael Douglas pushed it through; $8M budget, $59M gross, $24.4M in video rentals.
    “Uh, $8000000 budget, made 59000000 bucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:26:21 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Fletch / Roger Ebert: Ebert gave Fletch 2.5 stars saying Chase's detached mask prevents identification; hosts mock him, saying Siskel got it and Ebert wanted a drama.
    “Fletch needed an actor more interested in playing the character than in playing himself.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:27:49 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Fletch: Scene: Fletch at the physical, the doctor snaps on a glove and Fletch asks if he used the whole fist, Doc; Bill's son stayed stone-faced.
    “You used the whole fist, Doc.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:29:53 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Fletch: The second tennis club visit: Fletch orders caviar twice and champagne to Cabana One on Underhill's tab; Sean's single favorite 6 minutes.
    “Bring two bottles of, uh, Dom Perignon to Cabana One.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Fletch: Fletch steals the Alfa Romeo, fakes a Smart Patrol emissions stop, then crashes Fred Dorfman's luncheon and gives a speech; probably Chase's best 90 seconds.
    “Probably Chase's best 90 seconds of the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:24 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Fletch: The ending: Fletch on the beach charges the entire vacation to Mr. Underhill's American Express card; movie ends on it.
    “By the way, I changed the entire I charge the entire vacation to Mr. Underhill's American Express card, want the number.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:34:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Fletch: The full list of Fletch's pseudonyms, from Ted Nugent to Harry S. Truman.
    “Fletch, Fletch, Ted Nugent, Arnold Babar, Dr. Rosen Penis, Dr. Rosenbosen, John Cocktail Stone, Mr. Poon, Igor Stravinsky, Gordon Liddy, John Levinstein, Donc Corleone, and Harry S. Truman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:41:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Fletch (what's aged worst): Producer Craig, who joined the Zoom, doesn't like Fletch and calls the jokes dad jokes; hosts call it the most tension ever on the show.
    “The biggest the most tension we've ever had on a rewatchables.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:48:43 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Fletch (casting what-ifs): Considered for Fletch: Burt Reynolds, Jeff Bridges, Charles Grodin, Mick Jagger, Barry Bostwick; the author rejected Reynolds and Jagger; the producer first wanted Richard Dreyfuss, whom Chris imitated.
    “The author had rejection rights.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:52:38 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Joe Don Baker: Joe Don Baker is the Joey Pants award for best That Guy; hosts debate overacting between Baker and Libertini.
    “Joe Don, I don't know what movie he's in, but it's not the movie that we're watching.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:57:02 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)