Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 1–20 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise.

Stances

  • Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told
  • Friday 2 is a leap over the original

Humor: Digressive, sports-analogy heavy, and self-teasing about his office and Rewatchables running gags.

In their words

  • “There was 2 commercials, spring, summer, 1980 that scared the fuck out of me.” (0:07:38)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves Halloween and the 1970s; admires the film's craft and rewatchability, especially Leatherface's unintentional comedy. Hates Franklin, hitchhikers, and unlikely logistics. Uses sports and pop-culture analogies for everything.

Stances

  • The film is a rewatchable, not just a great movie
  • Leatherface is the hilarious favorite slasher
  • The hitchhiker is scarier than Leatherface
  • Hooper won the movie

Humor: Runs sports, NFL and podcast-world analogies and mock-outrage bits against Craig and the staff.

In their words

  • “I think it is a rewatchable, but I'm willing to hear the other side of it” (0:01:29)
  • “This guy is scarier than Leatherface.” (0:33:36)

The Rewatchables: ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves from-hell thrillers and movies that are fun to talk about even when they fail; a Boston guy who remembers where he saw things (Zoolander two weeks after 9/11). Can't stand a movie that wastes a good premise. A sucker for hoops details and stars' career arcs.

Stances

  • Domestic Disturbance is bad but a rewatchable good-bad movie
  • Vaughn and Travolta are mismatched to their roles
  • Cut footage and PG-13 killed the movie

Humor: Dry, trivia-heavy, with self-mockery about his own research and notes.

In their words

  • “I'm so relieved that this is how you're framing it.” (0:03:10)
  • “I saw Zoolander in the theater in Boston.” (0:11:47)

The Rewatchables: A CR Month Mailbag! (host)

Loves ranking, tallies and lists (Pantheon, Hall of Fame, Mount Rushmores), and treats the show like a sports franchise with categories as awards. Hates inauthentic, silly-looking athletics and bad stinkers, and has always disliked narration (now conceding). Sucker for Midnight Run, Almost Famous, and sports analogies for everything.

Stances

  • Concedes narration is fine when the movie is good
  • Wants to build a Rewatchables Hall of Fame with plaques
  • Wants to rewatch Midnight Run
  • Treats the cell-phone conspiracy as plausible

Humor: Self-deprecating bits about his own mispronunciations and sports-metaphor overreach.

In their words

  • “Okay, these are all actual emails from actual listeners.” (0:04:36)
  • “I think I'm just wrong.” (0:37:25)
  • “I'm gonna admit defeat.” (0:37:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves sports movies, tropes and underdog arcs; loves racing movies more than real racing. Can't stand people who throw cards. Sucker for Pacino speeches, Pitt as an old-school star, and hot takes about better endings.

Stances

  • F1 is the movie of the 2020s on feel
  • Sonny should have crashed and JP won
  • Brad Pitt is above Matt Damon in culture
  • Nobody should throw cards for fun

Humor: Dry listmaker who stages bits and fake categories with deadpan.

In their words

  • “This is a better movie if Sonny crashes.” (0:55:40)
  • “I don't like anybody in real life or in movies that throws cards for fun.” (1:19:45)

The Rewatchables: ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt (host)

Loves 1980s teen comedies and the Hughes run, ranking The Breakfast Club an all timer; lists teen movies by year and tracks careers and what-ifs. Rates the movie fun but is bothered by how Lisa is written and by the age gap in the kiss.

Stances

  • Weird Science is a super fun watch with weird elements you must factor in with the 80s
  • Anthony Michael Hall should have been a bigger star
  • Hottest take: Lisa sucks

Humor: Dry list-making and award names, reading research aloud like a deadpan docket.

In their words

  • “And I mentioned this because I was 15 years old when I saw this movie in the theater.” (0:03:11)
  • “They're both pantheon for me, but breakfast club's an all timer for me.” (1:23:34)
  • “Lisa sucks.” (1:15:07)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sprawling statistics and lists (genre-checkbox years, Carrey's run) and a good Oscars grievance. Cannot resist a bit about bars, themed restaurants and sports metaphors. A sucker for the 1990s and for movies that hold up on repeat.

Stances

  • Carrey's 94-2000 run is the best by a comedian
  • 1998 checked every genre box
  • Movies should run about 100 minutes

Humor: Rapid-fire riffs that fold sports and gambling into movie talk.

In their words

  • “Carries the star, obviously, and carries in this heater from 94 to 2000.” (0:27:23)
  • “I think 1998 is in the running for the greatest checking all the boxes movie year we've ever had.” (1:06:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves 80s TV that wrecks him (China Beach), cool-guy actors like Madsen, and big dumb 90s movies sold on a single premise. Teased for being a sucker for the Hollywood Hills guy's lifestyle. Dislikes Sil-adjacent logic holes less than he enjoys them.

Stances

  • Species is a great B movie that gets a pass
  • Wants Madsen and Helgenberger to have been a TV duo
  • Would be Robbie in another life

Humor: Deadpan sports-and-pop-culture analogies and self-aware sleaze.

In their words

  • “I fucking love China Beach.” (0:07:15)
  • “Bill, you see yourself as Robbie, huh?” (0:37:46)

The Rewatchables: ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves 80s and 90s crowd-pleasers, Goodfellas as his favorite movie, and a good Hollywood backstory. Can't stand pot smoke and bike traffic in modern New York, Pee-wee, or Jade. A sucker for actresses who deserved better careers (Arquette, Fiorentino) and sports-brain comparisons.

Stances

  • Fiorentino and Arquette were robbed of better careers
  • 80s Scorsese is the best
  • Warriors is superior to After Hours as a night movie
  • Tom Hanks or Keaton would improve the lead

Humor: Breathless riffs, absurd hypotheticals (kill Reagan for Arquette) and sports analogies.

In their words

  • “I don't know how Linda Fiorentino was never on the Sopranos.” (1:09:50)
  • “Would you have killed Ronald Reagan for Rosanne Arquette?” (0:33:25)

The Rewatchables: ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson (host)

Loves the pop-culture web of the 80s: songs, TV, sports ads and movie stars tied together, and reads Ebert and old press clippings. Will take a bold contrarian stance (Tess may be the villain) and invents award categories. Cannot stand an unexplained plot hole or a premise that ruins itself, but forgives absurdity when the emotion works.

Stances

  • Tess might be the villain; she took Catherine's idea, boyfriend and job
  • The Pointer Sisters' 'I'm So Excited' is secretly the most important pop-culture song

Humor: Runs deadpan bits and invented awards, and teases co-hosts' obsessions.

In their words

  • “is secretly the most important pop culture song of all time.” (1:27:43)
  • “Are we sure Tess isn't the villain of this movie?” (1:59:14)

The Rewatchables: ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves Rocky as a cultural phenomenon he lived through in 1976, and the sports-movie recipe it created. Loves the casting what-if games and the running categories. Can't stand slow courtship scenes in 2025 terms. A sucker for Stallone and for lore.

Stances

  • Rocky is one of the most important movies of the last 50 years
  • Rocky was a phenomenon in 1976, comparable to Jaws and Star Wars
  • Stallone wins the movie
  • All the President's Men should have won the Oscar

Humor: Drops running bits (Ebert, hot takes, categories) and teases the others about Boston and doo-wop.

In their words

  • “I saw in Dedham, Massachusetts with my dad.” (0:08:57)
  • “Roger Ebert, our guy.” (0:34:50)
  • “I'm old enough to remember this.” (0:13:11)

The Rewatchables: ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin (host)

Loves football, sports movies and the long run of sports books and shows; likes nitpicks and ranking lists. Fond of Billy Bob Thornton and the TV show, with a Grantland-era sense of history. Enjoys odds, lines and fantasy-football talk.

Stances

  • Friday Night Lights is a top-six football movie, behind The Longest Yard
  • Movies where the good guys lose are great for rewatchability
  • Billy Bob should have been the TV Coach Taylor, as a career move
  • Coach Gaines is arguably a bad coach
  • Cruise is too small and not Texan, so Hanks wins

Humor: Banter, tallies and running-bit award names, plus deadpan wagers and career-strategist asides.

In their words

  • “I think Billy Bob should have played the coach in the TV show.” (1:17:08)
  • “I think longest yard is just number one.” (1:39:56)
  • “Coach Gaines, maybe just a bad coach.” (1:04:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves the whole texture of Pulp Fiction and builds the whole show around categories and awards. Cares about specific lines, casting what-ifs, and bits that tie to sports (Paul George, Dion Waiters, NBA draft). Can't stand lazy nitpicks and the weak link of Fabienne's 12 minutes. A sucker for diners, milkshakes, and the lifestyle nostalgia of the movie.

Stances

  • Fabienne's 12 minutes is the weakest part of Pulp Fiction
  • Dump 8 of those minutes for a real Wilson vs Coolidge boxing sequence
  • Vincent Vega is completely incompetent
  • Cruise as Vincent or Butch is the Apex Mountain casting pick

Humor: Runs category gags and sports analogies, and escalates absurd 'unanswerable questions'.

In their words

  • “Well, we have some bonus categories for this one.” (0:02:34)
  • “I will say that for as awesome as this film has so many great shots.” (1:11:22)
  • “I hate to tell Tarantino what to do, who's incredible creative achievement, but if you dump 8 of the 12 minutes with Butch's girlfriend,” (1:36:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

He disliked Twister in 1996 because it felt like the start of the effects-driven blockbuster era but now loves it for the old-school feel of real danger. He is a sucker for summer-calendar history, box office numbers, and a movie you can leave on for three days. He reads casting and career arcs through NBA and NFL analogies.

Stances

  • Twister is underrated and he held it unfairly in 1996
  • Practical effects make the actors feel in actual danger
  • 1996 is the year the summer blockbuster calendar was set
  • Jonas should have had more scenes
  • Disaster movies should be natural disasters and not star the Rock

Humor: Sports analogies for everything, dry running bits, and mock-outrage over the group's picks.

In their words

  • “I watched it twice in the last week.” (0:03:10)
  • “I actually like it more than I've ever liked it in my life.” (0:03:12)
  • “I treated it this time around, like basically tried to recreate the circumstances of an old school rewatchable” (0:10:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves the 90s Myers era (Wayne's World, Axe Murderer) more than the Powers films. A sucker for Heather Graham and Garth-style sidekicks. Dislikes the rap song and the Fat Bastard sleeping bit; wants comedians to stay comedians.

Stances

  • Myers era best in Wayne's World/Axe Murderer
  • Comedians should not go serious
  • Mike Myers won the movie

Humor: Digressive trivia dropper and conspiracy-tangent jokester.

In their words

  • “We never want them to become serious actors.” (0:15:47)
  • “I'm older than you.” (0:04:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves 80s movie-star careers, studio and box-office lore, and Kathleen Turner as a teenage ideal. Cannot stand wasted runtime and the DeVito framing scenes. A sucker for production trivia, deleted scenes and Phil Collins-style what-ifs.

Stances

  • The DeVito framing scenes are the weak link and could be cut
  • Turner is the better performer in the Douglas/Turner combo
  • The dog should have been made into pate
  • Roses is 'hall of fame' evidence that they don't make movies like this anymore

Humor: Dry, list-making and rhetorical, with sports analogies and running-bit category names.

In their words

  • “But man, when I was growing up in the 80s.” (0:08:23)
  • “She was like my platonic ideal for like someday I hope I get to marry somebody like Kathleen Turner.” (0:08:26)
  • “The Danny DeVito scenes, even though there's good wisdom in them” (0:48:09)
  • “I think it's more important that they both actually die than that you know for sure that the dog died.” (1:05:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Bill loves Richard Gere's charisma at full power and a movie that gets more unhinged as it goes. He keeps the categories moving and loves sports analogies and long-ago junket stories. He is a sucker for a villain you end up rooting for, and he is dismissive of Bad Lieutenant for trying too hard.

Stances

  • Gere's Dennis Peck is his best performance
  • He actually wants more dirty-cop movies
  • Bad Lieutenant is not a rewatchable

Humor: Sports-flavored riffs and mock-awards, like the Rick Dalton Award, and impressions.

In their words

  • “I think this is his best performance in a movie.” (0:09:09)
  • “Little like Kenny Pickett on the Steelers.” (0:18:52)
  • “I interviewed Ron Silver at the Ali Junket in 2001.” (0:51:48)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Bill loves Pacino's swagger and Any Given Sunday, loves Heat, and treats the Michael Mann signature as a thing he can pick at, calling out the slow-motion ending and score as dated. He is a sports guy who can't let go of the Knicks 'semifinals' line, and he has little patience for stray bad casting like Wings Hauser. He is a sucker for scenery-chewers like Bruce McGill.

Stances

  • Pacino's Any Given Sunday is his favorite Pacino performance other than The Godfather
  • The slow-motion ending is bad and tacky
  • Cigarette smoking in movies makes people look cool
  • Pacino should have smoked in this movie

Humor: Digressive and comic, uses sports analogies (LeBron, Knicks, Dion Waiters) and bits that run on.

In their words

  • “The Inch's speech is all time for me and that movie's terrible and he's carrying it like LeBron carried the 2007 caps.” (0:09:36)
  • “It's just kind of tacky.” (0:51:33)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Big Chill’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves The Big Chill enough to make it his birthday movie and has seen it more than almost anything. Cares about football-movie accuracy, soundtrack craft and the 80s ensemble dramedy. Can't stand bad touch football scenes and the Oscars' snubs.

Stances

  • The Big Chill is a movie he returns to again and again
  • Touch football in movies is never done right
  • Kasdan's first five years are the greatest screenwriting run

Humor: Runs bits and riffs, jokes about the show's low bar and his own friends.

In their words

  • “Every year on my birthday, we do a movie that I love, and this year we're doing the big chill.” (0:00:58)
  • “I've never been satisfied with the movie touch football scene.” (1:34:03)

The Rewatchables: ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves quotable, rewatchable movies (Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, Speed), the Sopranos, and craps and sports analogies. Hates narrators generally, but allows this one. Sucker for lists, categories, and made-up channels.

Stances

  • Lessons from the movie are the best part; 'nobody cares' wins
  • Bar-intro scene is a Goodfellas rip
  • Chazz Palminteri won the movie
  • Hasn't seen John Wick 4 yet; will wait for the perfect time

Humor: Runs the format as a bit machine, with channel pitches, rankings, and teasing his co-hosts.

In their words

  • “I hate narrators.” (1:10:32)
  • “I always wanted an all-jail movie channel called Bars, B-A-R-Z.” (1:05:05)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 101–200 of 1,295 claims.

  1. craft (craft): Martin Donnelly → F1. The crash that ends Sonny's career was based on Donnelly's real crash, and he advised on the film.
    “The crash that ended, Sonny's career was based on the actual crash of Martin Donnelly in the 1990s Spanish Grand Prix.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:25:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  2. contrast (contrast): F1 → Cliffhanger. JP's mom yelling at Sonny is the new Michael Rooker in Cliffhanger award for pointless blame.
    “It's the Michael Rooker and Cliffhanger.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:33:46 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  3. lineage (lineage): F1 → Grand Prix. Frankenheimer's 1966 racing picture is the double-feature pick.
    “I'm going Grand Prix, the John Frankenheimer movie from 66.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:41:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Better Off Dead. Weird Science is one of eight 'semi-deranged' 1985 teen movies; Better Off Dead parodies the teen movie while being one.
    “Um, which is almost like parodying the teen movie as they're making a teen movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:09 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  5. theme (theme): Weird Science → Teen Wolf. Teen Wolf is on the list of weird 1985 teen movies and was already a Rewatchables episode.
    “There's Teen Wolf, which we've already done in the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  6. contrast (contrast): Secret Admirer → The Ice Storm. Secret Admirer is a teen movie that turns into couples with marital issues, like The Ice Storm.
    “There's Secret Admirer, which is a combination teen movie, but it's also like the ice storm.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:24 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. theme (theme): Mischief → Weird Science. Mischief goes back to the 50s but has the same premise of kids trying to get laid.
    “And then mischief, which goes back to the 50s, but is basically the same premise of kids trying to get laid.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:41 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  8. theme (theme): Weird Science → Can't Buy Me Love. Can't Buy Me Love is another version of the 80s premise of guys trying to get laid, by buying a fake girlfriend.
    “And you left out Can't Buy Me Love, which is another version of this where the guy's like, what if I used all my lawnmower money for a couple years and bought a fake girlfriend for a couple months?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:07:17 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  9. lineage (lineage): Superbad → Weird Science. Weird Science may be the biggest influence on Superbad.
    “Like, I feel like, I don't know which was the biggest influence on Superbad.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:07:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  10. programming (programming): Weird Science → Sneakers. The last pod Bill and Kyle did was Sneakers, also a computers-in-the-dark-ages movie.
    “this isn't interesting because the last pod you and I did, we did sneakers, which is in the 90s, and we still didn't know what computers could do.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:12:19 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  11. industry (industry): Pump Up the Volume → Weird Science. Pump Up the Volume is named as a movie that clearly created podcasts; the question is whether Weird Science created Alexa.
    “And we've talked about this in the past, like pump up the volume, clearly created podcasts.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:13:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  12. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Her. Weird Science did years earlier what Her does: making a fake hot woman because you cannot meet a real one.
    “Like, that was the movie 15 years or so later, whatever that was that weird science was doing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:14:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. theme (theme): Weird Science → Her. Derek Thompson's male-loneliness podcast ties the 1985 premise to today: kids who cannot meet anybody would not leave the house.
    “Derek Thompson just did a podcast for us about male loneliness”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  14. theme (theme): John Hughes → Taylor Sheridan. Bill's notes pair Hughes and Taylor Sheridan as the two greatest creative forces, as if on the limitless drug.
    “Hughes and Taylor Sheridan are the 2 greatest creative creative forces we've ever had.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:16:21 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  15. career (career): Anthony Michael Hall → Sixteen Candles. Ebert wrote that Hall was the geek in 16 Candles and the intellectual in The Breakfast Club.
    “he wrote that Hall was the geek in 16 candles in the intellectual Breakfast Club.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:17:55 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  16. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hall's Gary is charismatic and confident, more like Ferris Bueller than a nerd.
    “Gary feels more like Ferris Bueller to me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:19:50 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  17. people (people): John Hughes → Anthony Michael Hall. Hughes saw Hall as his proxy, Scorsese to De Niro.
    “This is like, I'm Scorsese and you're De Niro, basically.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:20:27 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  18. what-if (what-if): Anthony Michael Hall → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hall turned down Pretty in Pink and Ferris Bueller; Ferris would have been the move away from the dork side.
    “And He turned down both roles.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:20:30 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. career (career): Anthony Michael Hall → Johnny B. Good. Trying to escape the dork typecast, Hall became the jock in Johnny B. Good, which the speaker finds boring.
    “he becomes the jock in Johnny B. Good”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:21:18 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  20. career (career): Kelly LeBrock → Hard to Kill. LeBrock's first three credits are The Woman in Red, Weird Science and Hard to Kill.
    “This is her IMDb, woman in red with Gene Wilder, weird science and hard to kill, which we've already done in the rewatchables.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:26:39 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. contrast (contrast): Kelly LeBrock → Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline. Phoebe Cates is the happy version of a lost 80s actress who found love; LeBrock's is the depressing one.
    “So the 2 the 2 lost actresses of the 80s for falling in love were her and Phoebe Cates.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:28:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  22. what-if (what-if): Kelly LeBrock → Austin Powers. A decade later LeBrock would have been the Elizabeth Hurley part in Austin Powers.
    “She's probably the Elizabeth Hurley part in Austin Powers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:30:16 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Al Feldstein. The movie is based on a 1951 pre-Code comic by Al Feldstein.
    “this was based on the 1951 pre-comics code comic made of the future by Al Feldstein.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:30:25 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  24. verdict (verdict): Weird Science → Roger Ebert. Ebert gave it 3 stars and called Kelly LeBrock wonderful.
    “Roger Ebert, 3 stars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:30:44 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  25. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Frankenstein. Ebert's review says the movie combines male teenage fantasy with Frankenstein's monster.
    “Inflamed male teenage fantasies and Frankenstein's monster.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:31:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  26. craft (craft): Anthony Michael Hall → Richard Pryor. Hall does a Richard Pryor impression in the Chet-stairs scene; Hughes and Hall both loved Pryor.
    “He's basically doing a richer Pryor impersonation”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:35:16 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  27. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Superbad. Weird Science's ending was 'completely ripped off by super bad'.
    “Uh, really satisfying ending, then just completely ripped off by super bad.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:42:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. verdict (verdict): Danny Elfman → Weird Science. Elfman is not a fan of the title song and is dismissive of it in interviews, though the speaker likes it.
    “So Elfman, like not a fan. He's kind of dis about it, which is really annoying.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:45:35 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  29. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → The Breakfast Club. Weird Science was shot at the same high school as The Breakfast Club, here called Shermer High School.
    “You mentioned this movie was filmed at the same high school as the Breakfast Club and it was actually called Shermer High School.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:48:32 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  30. craft (craft): Weird Science → Back to School. Downey's Back to School look and this character are very similar, hair included.
    “because the back to school and this character are very similar.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:49:21 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  31. career (career): Robert Downey Jr. → Less Than Zero. Downey did not really pop until Less Than Zero.
    “I don't think he really popped until, uh, until less than zero.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:49:45 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  32. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Dazed and Confused. Ilan Mitchell-Smith as lead is compared to Wiley Wiggins as Mitch Kramer: a lot put on a young unproven lead.
    “very similar too, is the Wiley Wiggins dazed and confused performance as Mitch Kramer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:05:31 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  33. what-if (what-if): Robert Downey Jr. → Weird Science. Downey would have been the right Wyatt, with Hall and Downey as the two stars.
    “I think you could have realistically put him in that in that Wyatt spot and it would have played.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:07:02 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  34. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Mad Max 2. The climactic biker-gang sequence is an homage to The Road Warrior with the same actor and makeup.
    “it's pulled right from this movie that had just come out, same actor, same makeup, same everything, they're like doing an homage to it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:08:03 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  35. craft (craft): Weird Science → Mad Max 2. The Road Warrior homage is a nine-minute sequence, about 10% of the movie.
    “It comprises 10% of the whole movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:08:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  36. career (career): Vernon Wells → Commando. The Weird Science biker leader is the Commando villain.
    “And it's our guy, Bernie Wells.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:09:06 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  37. people (people): Wendy and Lisa → Prince. Wendy and Lisa wrote the Purple Rain song that Prince performs in the film.
    “he came up with this awesome song that Wendy and Lisa wrote for him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:12:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  38. craft (craft): Weird Science → Oingo Boingo. The speaker imagines the title song was written after the band was told the plot and shown the film, Frankenstein vibe included.
    “I'm making this movie. It's about these 15 year old kids that create basically like the perfect woman and she comes out of the computer and has sex with them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:13:46 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  39. lineage (lineage): Kenny Loggins → Footloose. The speaker's read is that Loggins wrote the song first and the film took its title from it.
    “I feel like Loggins did Footloose. He wrote the song and then they were like, good song. We should name the movie Footloose.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:14:27 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  40. what-if (what-if): Kelly Emberg → Weird Science. Kelly Emberg was first cast as Lisa and left after two days over creative differences.
    “initially, Kelly Emberg, a motto who had been in Sports Illustrated was cast as Lisa, left after 2 days for creative differences.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:16:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  41. what-if (what-if): Demi Moore → Weird Science. Demi Moore auditioned for Lisa and did not get it.
    “Also auditioning for the part of Lisa and not getting it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:16:57 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  42. what-if (what-if): Robin Wright → Weird Science. Robin Wright, a soap actress, auditioned for Lisa and did not get it.
    “Well, the other one was Robin Wright, who would go on to become the most beautiful woman in the world and Princess Bride.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:17:18 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  43. what-if (what-if): Anthony Michael Hall → National Lampoon's European Vacation. Hall had a choice between European Vacation and Weird Science and chose wisely.
    “Anthony Michael Hall had a choice of doing National Lampoon's European vacation or this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:17:56 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  44. career (career): Britt Leach → Father of the Bride. Gary's dad actor is the grocery store manager in Father of the Bride and in The Great Outdoors.
    “He's in, he has a scene in Father of the Bride when George Banks crashes out, as they say, at the hot dogs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:18:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. career (career): Bill Paxton → Aliens. Paxton is funny even in serious movies like Aliens (game over, man).
    “And then even in serious movies like aliens, when he's just like, you know, game over, man”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:22:05 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  46. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Home Alone. Chet is a top asshole older brother in a comedy; his competition includes Home Alone's Buzz, though Uncle Frank is worse.
    “He's competing against the Home Alone, older brother.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:22:37 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  47. verdict (verdict): The Breakfast Club → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Bill ranks Breakfast Club above Ferris, though both are pantheon.
    “They're both pantheon for me, but breakfast club's an all timer for me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:23:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. theme (theme): Weird Science → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hughes always adds a sentimental scene at the end, like Ferris, and Weird Science's 'like me for me' speech.
    “Like Hughes will always give you a little bit of green beans on the side.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:24:16 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  49. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Risky Business. For houses cleaned up before the parents return, Risky Business still beats Weird Science.
    “I still think it's risky business.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:25:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. what-if (what-if): Philip Seymour Hoffman → Weird Science. Hoffman would have been a great Chet in a recasting.
    “What role of Feeble Philip Seymour Hoffman had played clearly, Chet?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:27:05 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  51. programming (programming): Weird Science → The Breakfast Club. Bill's double feature is The Breakfast Club, making it an Anthony Michael Hall night.
    “My double feature is Breakfast Club for the same reason”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:40:35 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  52. what-if (what-if): The Truman Show → Robin Williams. The lead is called the most Robin Williams part he never played; he was circled before Carrey.
    “It really was the most Robin Williams part ever that he didn't do.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:08:33 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. industry (industry): The Truman Show → Ed TV. Ed TV, a similar-premise film with McConaughey, was being made at the same time.
    “And they were making Ed TV at the same time with the McConaughey.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. contrast (contrast): The Truman Show → 7 Up (Michael Apted series). Like Apted's series, lives play out inside a film framework, but Truman does not know he is participating.
    “the crucial thing about Truman is that he doesn't know he's participating in something that everybody else does.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  55. contrast (contrast): The Truman Show → Top Gun: Maverick. Powell contrasts the first AD's nightmare on Truman Show with Top Gun: Maverick, the biggest people-count movie he made, with Navy briefs.
    “Top Gun Maverick was probably the that was probably the biggest, most amount of people movie you made.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:15:31 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  56. theme (theme): The Truman Show → The Razor's Edge. Truman is Carrey's version of the comedian who does a serious turn, a Hollywood staple.
    “The comedian who doesn't want to be a comedian for a movie movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:17:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  57. what-if (what-if): Glen Powell → Heat. Riffing on a Heat sequel, they imagine Powell in the Val Kilmer part: a baseball career in Panama.
    “What is that? The Val Kilmer part from heat.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:19:15 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  58. career (career): Jim Carrey → The Truman Show. Carrey's 94-to-2000 run with Truman Show in the middle is called the best run any comedian has had.
    “Carries the star, obviously, and carries in this heater from 94 to 2000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:27:23 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  59. career (career): Jim Carrey → Robin Williams. Carrey and Williams are the two comedians with the most talent to cross over into movies.
    “But Robin Williams and Jim Carrey would probably be my number.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:28:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  60. contrast (contrast): Eddie Murphy → Jim Carrey. Murphy had a similar seven-year run and bigger box office but never landed drama the way Carrey did.
    “he never figured out the drama side in the same way.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:28:43 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  61. industry (industry): Roger Ebert → Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Siskel and Ebert had said after Ace Ventura that Carrey would never have a movie career, then apologized on air for Truman Show.
    “they said he would never have a movie career.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:08 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  62. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → The Truman Show. Ebert gave Truman Show four stars and wrote about the values technology forces on humanity.
    “So Ebert, 4 stars, uh, absolutely loved it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:37:09 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  63. craft (craft): The Truman Show → Raiders of the Lost Ark. Truman Show has a major plot beat every ten minutes, passing an invented Raiders-style screenplay test.
    “This movie passes the Raiders of the Lost Arc screenplay test that I'm inventing”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:48:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  64. programming (programming): The Truman Show → The Running Man. 1998 is praised as the year that checked every genre box, with Truman Show as sci-fi, a model for movie-year variety and Powell's Running Man.
    “I think 1998 is in the running for the greatest checking all the boxes movie year we've ever had.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:05 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  65. programming (programming): The Truman Show → Armageddon. In the 1998 genre roster, Truman Show is the sci-fi entry and Armageddon the action entry.
    “Sci-fi Truman show.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:54 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  66. what-if (what-if): The Truman Show → Dennis Hopper. Hopper was cast as Christoph and fired after two days of scenes.
    “Dennis Hopper was supposed to be Christoph and was Christoph in film 2 days of scenes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:39 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  67. career (career): Jim Carrey → Tom Cruise. At 1998, Carrey is the most powerful actor other than maybe Hanks and Cruise (who is doing Eyes Wide Shut).
    “And Cruz, but Cruz is doing eyes wide.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:19:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  68. career (career): Laura Linney → You Can Count on Me. Linney's apex is early 2000s with You Can Count on Me, Primal Fear around the same era.
    “When she says, you can count on me and she just becomes one of the most respected actresses.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:20:09 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. programming (programming): The Truman Show → Gattaca. Double feature: Gattaca, the other Andrew Nichol film.
    “Gattica, underscene, other Andrew Nichol”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:34:14 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  70. career (career): Marg Helgenberger → China Beach. Helgenberger played a hooker with a heart of gold on China Beach.
    “This was a, she played a hooker with a heart of gold in China Beach.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:07:10 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  71. what-if (what-if): Species → Kung Fu. An alien alone in a big city could have been a Kung Fu-style TV show.
    “that could have been like kung fu.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:13:48 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  72. contrast (contrast): Ben Kingsley → Jaws 2. The all-time version of the Kingsley-in-Species award is Roy Scheider in Jaws 2.
    “Scheider and Jaws 2.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:24:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  73. contrast (contrast): Species → Saturday Night Live. The empath crew reminds the speaker of the SNL Christopher Walken Trivial Psychic sketch.
    “It's honestly like that SNL sketch with Christopher Walken, Trivial Psychic.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:29:04 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  74. career (career): Michelle Williams → Manchester by the Sea. Wish to ask Williams about Species on the Manchester by the Sea junket; she disavowed the film.
    “I would have loved to have been like on the junket for Manchester by the sea.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:38:14 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  75. contrast (contrast): Species → F1. The empath touching the dirt to find the alien is compared to Sonny Hayes touching the track.
    “like Sonny Hayes touching the track.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:41:38 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  76. contrast (contrast): Species → Tony Romo. Is the Species empath like Tony Romo reading the defense? Predictive versus reactive.
    “Is Tony Romo kind of an empath?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:43:54 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  77. career (career): Roger Donaldson → The Getaway. Donaldson also directed The Getaway.
    “Your guy Roger Donaldson also did the getaway.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:53:17 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  78. career (career): Roger Donaldson → Cocktail. Donaldson also directed Cocktail.
    “We've done he also did cocktail.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:53:24 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  79. craft (craft): Species → Alien. H.R. Giger, who designed the creatures in the Alien films, also designed the creature in Species.
    “Who designed the creatures in the alien films?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:12:34 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  80. lineage (lineage): Species → Alien. Giger thought Species ripped off too many other alien movies, such as the chest-burster.
    “He thought the movie ripped off too many other alien movies”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:12:56 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  81. craft (craft): H.R. Giger → Species. Giger designed the creature; he objected to the ending, so the filmmakers used a headshot kill that had not appeared in an alien movie.
    “So then he threw his body in front of whatever the ending initially was and they ended up doing the headshot kill instead because that hadn't been in an alien movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:13:15 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  82. craft (craft): Species → Speed. The mid-90s BMW convertible in Species reminds them of the car in Speed.
    “What is homie driving in speed?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:15:50 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  83. what-if (what-if): Philip Seymour Hoffman → Species. Hoffman would be perfect for the Alfred Molina part.
    “Philip Seymour Hoffman, Raw.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:17:41 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  84. programming (programming): Species → Under the Skin. Proposed as a double feature, but it is an art film so Van upgrades it.
    “Under the skin, as in Scarlett Johansson?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:29:05 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  85. craft (mood): After Hours → Escape from New York. Bill's lost-at-3am Meatpacking night felt like Escape from New York.
    “oh, it becomes escape from New York.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:05:04 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  86. contrast (city contrast): After Hours → Swingers. Bill contrasts New York cabs with LA car culture in Swingers.
    “if you watch swingers and everybody's in their cars and they have like multiple scenes where the 5 guys are driving in their cars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:09:08 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  87. verdict (verdict): Peter Gabriel → The Last Temptation of Christ. The host praises the Peter Gabriel soundtrack to the Scorsese film that was cancelled and later made.
    “I really like the soundtrack. It is a good soundtrack. It's I was really cranking it in the late 80s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:16:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. industry (studio retreat): The King of Comedy → After Hours. King of Comedy bombing and Fox pulling it set up Scorsese's retreat to small-scale After Hours; he said 70s directors had lost to studios.
    “And that was when I really understood that the 70s were over for me”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:18:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  89. industry (Oscar upset): Ordinary People → Raging Bull. Raging Bull lost Best Picture to Ordinary People, which Bill still rates better than Out of Africa.
    “I think for when he lost Raging Bull, 2 ordinary people, when he lost the best film.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:21:01 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  90. industry (Oscar upset): Gandhi → E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Gandhi beat E.T. for Best Picture, which the hosts think was wrong.
    “something else that was just like so clearly the superior film in our opinion.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:21:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  91. what-if (what-if): Ryan Coogler → After Hours. Bill wishes Coogler would make his own After Hours, a small one-day weird movie.
    “I just wish I could see Ryan Cougars after hours where he's just like, yeah, it's just everything takes place in one day”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:27:09 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  92. unmapped (slow vs fast): Martin Scorsese → Stanley Kubrick. Hosts wish great directors like Scorsese and Coogler would bang out quick movies like Soderbergh; Kubrick is cited as another who took his time.
    “So Stan Kubrick is another one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:27:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. people (director-method aside): After Hours → Eyes Wide Shut. Bill cites Kubrick pressing Cruise and Kidman emotionally on Eyes Wide Shut.
    “what he did to Cruz and Kidman, where he was just clearly trying to break them emotionally”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:28:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  94. career (career rescue): Rosanna Arquette → Pulp Fiction. Tarantino cast her as Trudy (the face piercings) because she was underused.
    “So funny that Tarantino...”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:34:06 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  95. what-if (what-if casting): Rosanna Arquette → Desperately Seeking Susan. Bill says Arquette could have had Meg Ryan's career parts, citing Susan as a Meg Ryan role.
    “if you watch her in desperately seeking Susan.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:34:56 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  96. what-if (what-if casting): Rosanna Arquette → When Harry Met Sally. Could have been the lead in When Harry Met Sally.
    “She could have been when Harry met Sally easily.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:35:06 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  97. people (people): Rosanna Arquette → Toto. Toto reportedly wrote the song 'Rosanna' because she walked into the room, per a yacht rock documentary.
    “Toto was like, what's right, Rosanna, about Rosanna Arquette, because she walked into the room and we fucking had to write a song about it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:35:45 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  98. unmapped (same-year role): Linda Fiorentino → Vision Quest. Fiorentino is also in Vision Quest in 1985, whose premise is a high school kid and the hot lady upstairs.
    “She's in this envision quest in the same year.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:36:52 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. unmapped (critical dissent): Pauline Kael → After Hours. Kael called it a hired-hand vacuous piece of consumer goods; the hosts say that misses the movie.
    “Scorsese's using his skills and even his personality like a hired hand.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:41:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  100. craft (shared device): After Hours → Halloween. Bill compares the interrupted never-finished story to Loomis and the undertaker in Halloween.
    “Loomis is looking for Myris's grave, and the undertaker is telling this long story.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:43:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)

Their fun items

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  1. fun, about My Cousin Vinny: The chessboard knocked over in Vinny's name speech was an accident kept in the movie.
    “he knocks over the chessboard, that was an accident”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:07:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Ralph Macchio: He's often asked to sign cans of tuna.
    “Machio said he's often asked to sign cans of tuna.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:07:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Joe Pesci: Made a lounge album called Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Sings for You.
    “Vincent LaGuardia Gambini sings for you.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:08:45 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about My Cousin Vinny: Hosts keep Tomei's Oscar and argue the courtroom scene earned it.
    “So we're letting her keep the Oscar for this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:22:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about This Is the End: The pitch: celebrities play themselves at the apocalypse, with a demon with a 10-foot penis; the cockiest pitch ever.
    “I think this is the end might be the the most the most cocky movie pitch ever.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:12:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about This Is the End: Last movie rented at a Blockbuster before it closed on November 9, 2013; a fitting end to 30 years of video-store comedy.
    “This was the last movie ever rented in a blockbuster before Blockbuster closed on November 9, 2013.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:13:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about This Is the End: Blockbuster, video-store tie: comedies from video stores.
    “Thought that was kind of fitting because this is 30 years of running comedies from video stores.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:13:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about Evan Goldberg: Goal on set was to get cast to say 'no, I can't do that'; only Franco and Rogen never broke. About 85% improvised.
    “the only people who never broke were Franco and Rogan.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:14:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about This Is the End: Budget about $40M (they all took pay cuts), grossed about $126M; mostly three sets.
    “$40000000 budget made 126.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:18:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about This Is the End: Turned up in the leaked Sony documents as a $50M profit.
    “this is the end made $50000000 in profit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:18:27 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Raj: Grantland's Raj died April 2013 so never reviewed it; Bill thinks he'd have hated it ('celebrities jerking each other off').
    “I think he would have said there's no story.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:18:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Wesley Morris: Wesley Morris liked it: a movie that mocks its own excesses and burns them down.
    “have produced a movie that wants to call mocking attention to its excesses and privileges and then burn them down.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:18:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about Jay Barrishell: Daily Beast interview: Jay said he and Jonah didn't get along and found Jonah's compliment scene exhausting, then loved the rough cut.
    “Jay said, not even fucking kind of.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:40:19 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about Danny McBride: His entrance, making breakfast, is the cinematic shot of the film and the most rewatchable stretch.
    “McBride probably wins most cinematic.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:43:22 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Emma Watson: Reported to have left set over improvised scenes; Rogen said the narrative she was unprofessional is 'complete bullshit.'
    “the narrative that she was in some way uncool or unprofessional is complete bullshit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:45:35 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about This Is the End: Original ending: Morgan Freeman as God in heaven; Freeman said no, so the Backstreet Boys were used.
    “But then Morgan Freeman said, no.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:52:00 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Danny McBride: Rewatchables created a new award named for him: best job playing yourself.
    “Going forward, the Danny McBride a word.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:53:11 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Rihanna: Slapped Michael Cera for real; Cera asked if he could slap her butt and she said only if she could hit back; multiple takes left him lying down.
    “he asked Rihanna if he could actually slap her butt and she said, if I can hit you back.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:55:37 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about This Is the End: Rogen and Goldberg were shocked it wasn't NC-17; test audiences said the Franco severed-foot blood scene went too far.
    “These guys were shocked this movie wasn't NC17.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:56:05 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about This Is the End: A post-credits scene in hell with Hitler smoking marijuana was nearly filmed; Bill wants the Hitler cut released.
    “They really did almost film the marijuana Hitler scene and they all decided it was too much.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:56:43 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about This Is the End: Apex Mountain for Rogan: This Is the End; for pitches, the best.
    “I think it's Apex Mountain for just movie pitches.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:00:26 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Dion Waiters: Running gag: the Dion Waiters Award (best short cameo/heat check) goes to Michael Cera again.
    “Dion Waiters is to this podcast as weed culture is to this is the end.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:08:42 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Alec Baldwin: On set Baldwin refused to shave his beard, so Bill Pullman was lined up to replace him; he then shaved but stopped talking to the director for the shoot.
    “And then won't talk to the director for the rest of the shoot.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:27:54 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about David Mamet: Art Linson's book: in the pitch an executive objected that nobody roots for a rich guy, so Mamet added the affair and the cuckold angle.
    “nobody's going to root for a rich guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:29:14 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Roger Ebert: Ebert gave 3 stars but hated the ending credit for Bart the Bear right after the emotional close.
    “Now, Bart is one hell of a bear, but this credit in this place is a spectacularly bad idea.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:31:13 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Bart the Bear: Bart's filmography: Legends of the Fall, The Great Outdoors, 12 Monkeys, Grizzly Adams, presented at the 1998 Academy Awards.
    “He was a presenter at the Academy Awards in 1998”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:33:07 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Bart the Bear: Trainer said Hopkins respected Bart like a fellow actor and would spend hours looking at him.
    “acknowledged and respected Bart, like a fellow actor.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:33:48 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about The Edge: Die-of-shame monologue is the line that stuck with Bill enough to put in his book.
    “Don't die of shame.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:59:32 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about The Edge: Title what-if from Linson's book: it was called Bookworm; Deadfall was the favorite alternate; The Bear in the Brain was not.
    “This movie was called Bookworm for a long time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:08:33 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about The Edge: Best quote picks: never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane; what one man can do, another can do.
    “never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:09:49 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about Robert De Niro: At the table read De Niro kept saying the bear concerned him; Bill does the Jimmy Conway voice.
    “The bear still concerns me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:12:53 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about The Edge: Casting recast: Uma Thurman or Nicole Kidman for Macpherson's role, with a bag dropped.
    “I'll give you Uma Thurman or Nicole Kidman for the part of Elle McPherson, and we're just dropping a bag.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about The Edge: Hopkins had a herniated disc and hypothermia; production shut for ten days.
    “They had to shut the movie down for like 10 days for Hopkins.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:15:32 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about The Edge: The film inspired a Brazilian reality show where contestants used Charles Morse's techniques.
    “apparently the movie inspired TV reality show in Brazil”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:15:39 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Alec Baldwin: In his autobiography Baldwin says Mamet's script was great and became a dumb action movie; he's still mad about The Edge.
    “he's still mad about the edge.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:15:56 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about The Edge: Apex Mountain: nobody from the cast, with Harold Perrineau calling it the Best Man and Lost era instead.
    “this is the best mainstream bear movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:16:52 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Harold Perrineau: Rewatchable scene: Harold impales himself making a spear; the show's Apex Mountain pick for his career.
    “I think in movies, I would say that the best man is probably Harold Paranoos.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:17:02 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about The Edge: Wikipedia joked that Bart won an Oscar but could not attend, so it went to somebody else.
    “Bart the Bear won an Oscar”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:26:25 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about The Edge: Who won the movie: Bart the Bear, in the movie 4.5 minutes, as Hopkins was in Silence for about 16.
    “Bart the Bear won the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:34:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Margin Call: Koppelman has watched this more than any movie of the last 15 years; Simmons calls it more horror than drama.
    “I dig that it's more of a horror movie than a drama.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:01:48 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Jeremy Irons: Irons lists financial panics by year; Russillo likens it to NBA cyclical trades.
    “he just starts listing the years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:18:55 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Jeremy Irons: Because of his schedule, all his scenes had to be crammed into three days, and Simmons thinks the haggard look helps.
    “they had to cram all of the scenes in the space of 3 days.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:31:20 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Margin Call: Shot in 17 days on a $3.5 million budget that grossed $19 million; nominated for best original screenplay.
    “This movie had a $3500000 budget made 19 million.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:34:32 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Paul Bettany: The shoulder slap on Eric Dale is Simmons's favorite bit.
    “My favorite part is the betany shoulder slap, though.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:37:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Paul Bettany: Best scene of his career on the balcony; Simmons and Koppelman both pick it for most rewatchable.
    “This is probably the best betting scene of his career is on a balcony.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:39:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Paul Bettany: Balcony speech: fear of falling is really fear that you might jump; then the money-left-after-taxes run with 76,520 on hookers.
    “isn't the fear of falling?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:39:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Demi Moore: Simmons likes seeing A-listers come out of the bullpen in a smaller role.
    “throw 20 pitches in the 7th inning.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:51:13 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Zachary Quinto: Pitch to Zachary Quinto to join Billions in season nine after Damian Lewis left.
    “Season nine.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:56:31 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Margin Call: Best-title discussion: Russillo and Simmons say Margin Call is a bad title; suggestion of Sell, Sell, Sell.
    “I think it's a bad title.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:02:41 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Margin Call: Casting what-ifs: Irons role first offered to Ben Kingsley, Tim Robbins and Billy Crudup passed, Carla Gugino was to play Demi Moore's part.
    “The Jeremy Ions ions world was originally offered too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:05:32 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Grace Gummer: Her scene as Quinto's ex-girlfriend was cut for poor directorial work; it's on the DVD.
    “you can find it on the DVD.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:06:24 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Margin Call: Best that guy: Asif Mandvi plays the executive lawyer.
    “His name is Asif Manvi.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:07:55 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Margin Call: More than 80 percent of the film was shot on the 42nd floor of One Penn Plaza, vacated by a trading firm.
    “more than 80% of the action was shot on the 42nd floor of one Penn Plaza”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:12:11 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Jeremy Irons: His work visa needed U.S. senators; the credits thank the Jeremy Irons visa miracle team.
    “they actually thank the Jeremy Irons visa miracle team”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:12:33 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Jeremy Irons: Eric Dale's bridge math is off by 10x; the real figure is millions of days.
    “He shortchanged himself by 10 times.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:13:01 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Simon Baker: Name award: he doesn't look like a Jared Cohen.
    “he definitely doesn't look like a Jared Cohen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:16:12 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about Stephen King: Simmons joked with friends that King being a serial killer would not surprise him.
    “Would you be surprised?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:07:33 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about Misery: Goldman wanted the job because of King's foot-chopping scene; George Roy Hill could not direct it, and Reiner and Scheinman softened it to the ankle-breaking hobbling.
    “The lapping scene was gone now forever replaced by the ankle breaking scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:19:18 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about Misery: Goldman later wrote the changed scene worked, and the audience would have hated Annie if it had gone his way.
    “If it had gone the way I wanted, it would have been too much.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:19:35 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Misery: Bates is the only King adaptation to win a main Oscar and first woman to win Best Actress in a horror thriller.
    “This was the only film based on a Stephen King novel to win one of the main Oscars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:37:57 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about The Rewatchables: Ebert gave Misery 3 stars; Simmons would give 3.5.
    “Ebert, 3 stars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:40:43 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about Misery: Mr. Man: Annie's pet name for Paul is a running joke in Simmons' house.
    “Mr. Man is so fucking funny.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:51:36 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Misery: Goldman homage: Paul Sheldon has four seats at Knicks games, a Goldman detail.
    “I love the Goldman homage to Paul Sheldon having 4 seats in the Knicks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:53:44 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Misery: Worst search party: no one connects missing Stephen-King-level author with the murderous nurse's house.
    “How was this a whole search party?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:00:32 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Kathy Bates: Simmons' hottest take: best Best Actress performance since 1990, ahead of McDormand, Berry, Stone.
    “I think this is the best, best actress performance of the 90s, 2000s, 2010s or this decade.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:03:17 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Rob Reiner: Reiner cameo as helicopter pilot, and J.T. Walsh as the state trooper.
    “Rob Reiner, was an uncredited appearance as the helicopter pilot in this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:05:08 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about James Caan: Caan once showed up hungover; Reiner claimed a lab problem and reshot, then docked his pay.
    “apparently once he showed to the set, hungover, all his scenes, he shot that they were unusable.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:07:26 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Misery: Stephen King said Annie Wilkes is his favorite character he ever wrote.
    “Stephen King said Annie Wilkes is his favorite character that he's ever written.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:08:05 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Misery: Caan liked to see how it goes while Bates was a rehearsal person; Reiner found a middle ground.
    “She was a big rehearsal person and he was a big, let's let's see how it goes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:08:14 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Misery: 2015 Broadway version: Bruce Willis and Laurie Metcalf, written by Goldman.
    “Did it a Broadway adaptation in 2015.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:08:25 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Misery: Fake legs were gelatin with wires at the ankles, holes in the bed for Caan's real legs.
    “The fake legs were molded out of gelatin.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:08:50 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Stephen King: King reportedly kept quiet about the drug allegory for two decades so as not to detract from the book.
    “So King didn't talk about that for 2 decades after this book.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:09:04 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Misery: Nitpick: Annie says she followed his car but no vehicle appears behind him in the opening.
    “There's no car behind him at any point.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:12:29 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Knocked Up: Bill's theory: the rom-com boom runs 1989 to 2005, then comes the 'com-rom', comedies that also have romance.
    “I'm going to say 1989 to 2005 is the rom-com boom.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:03:09 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Judd Apatow: Bill on why the hangout scenes work: guys just busting each other's balls for five hours at a poker game or fantasy draft.
    “all we're doing is making fun of each other for 5 hours.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:08:57 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Judd Apatow: Apatow shot reportedly a million feet of film and let the guys keep going.
    “like a 1000000 feet of film for this thing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:10:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Judd Apatow: Bill reads the Rudd character as a stand-in for Judd, with Apatow's own wife and kids on screen: 'Judd's really going through something'.
    “Judd's really going through something.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:14:17 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Grey's Anatomy (TV): Bill's aside on how shows write out people they dislike, compared to SNL cast standing distance from the host.
    “It's like at the end of SNL, like how close the cast stands to the host is like how much they like them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:30:22 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Jonah Hill: Jonah Hill yelling has aged the best: 'he's one of the best yellers in comedy history'.
    “He's one of the best yellers in comedy history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:42:15 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Ryan Seacrest: Seacrest's self-mocking rant is called his most lovable moment, better than American Idol or Kardashian Seacrest.
    “Like, that is the most lovable he has ever been.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:46:58 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Knocked Up: P-break award: the 7.5 minutes of labor before they reach the hospital, which Bill would cut entirely.
    “It is 7.5 minutes that you could cut so easily.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:54:05 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Knocked Up: Best quote: 'Isn't it weird when you have kids and all your dreams and hopes go out the window?'
    “isn't it weird when you have kids and all your dreams and hopes go out the window.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:55:28 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Anne Hathaway: Hathaway reportedly left over plans to use real birth footage, which turned out to require paying the baby as an extra.
    “they would have had to pay the baby as an extra”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:57:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Katherine Heigl: Bill's half-fast research: Heigl in 2014 owned 8 dogs, 4 cats, 9 horses, 2 donkeys, 2 goats and 8 chickens.
    “She owned 8 dogs, 4 cats, 9 horses, 2 donkeys, 2 goats, and 8 chickens.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:06:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Wild Things: Jonah Hill's Wild Things scene shows Neve Campbell topless in a pool, though she isn't in either version of the actual movie.
    “she's not topless in either version of the actual movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:06:51 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Knocked Up: Ideal-length ruling: cut the labor stretch and the fantasy-football cheating sidetrack entirely.
    “We don't have the fantasy football, cheating sidetrack at all.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:26:13 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: A Premiere magazine piece says the script was rewritten dozens of times, finalized three weeks before production, with a 10-week shoot stretching to 20.
    “Cop 2 ate up the energy of 2 executive producers, 2 producers, one director, 6 writers, and various productive production executives of personnel at Paramount.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:03:53 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Brigitte Nielsen: Most rewatchable scene pick: the jewelry-store robbery with the robber calling out elapsed time and time left.
    “If a movie features a scene where there is a robbery and the robber is calling out the amount of time that they've been in there and how much time they have left, probably going to be a rewatchable at some point.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:06:44 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Murphy's original pitch was a Testarossa and a Beverly Hills gun club; the studio first considered England/Scotland Yard and a TV series, but Murphy refused both.
    “Murphy's ideas was that that Folish should have a testeras, Rosa Ferrari, and that there should be something at the Beverly Hills gun club.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:12:43 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Tony Scott: Scott flew to New Jersey to meet Murphy, shot pool, then Murphy vanished mid-rematch and sent his boys to say Scott was fine with him.
    “Scott recalls shooting some pool with Murphy. who won the 1st game, then disappeared in the middle of a rematch.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:13:50 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Eddie Murphy: Murphy arrived with a huge trailer and an entourage including his Uncle Ray, brother Charlie, cousin Ray Jr., Fruity, and a 21-year-old valet, and was late all the time, then ad-libbed.
    “he was late all the time, according to one of the crew.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:15:50 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Eddie Murphy himself called it the most successful mediocre picture in history, a half-assed rehash that was less spontaneous. Both hosts disagree and say they love it.
    “Beverly Hills cop 2 was probably the most successful mediocre picture in history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:16:54 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Eddie Murphy: Murphy bought a $65,000 Porsche at lunch when depressed, and fought producers to keep the Ferrari from the movie; the producers' spokesman denied they ever gave him one.
    “Eddie may have bought a red Ferrari, but Don and Jerry never gave him one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:17:45 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Most rewatchable scene: Axel at the gun club pleading for his daughters Monique and Unique; Simmons calls it a fucking classic.
    “I'd like to see my kids, Monique and Unique again, fucking classic.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:30:04 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Best quote candidate: the Gerald Ford lookalike in the strip club; Simmons says he still doesn't know why it's funny after all these years.
    “President Gerald Ford is so fucking funny.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:31:52 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Tony Scott: On the armored-truck city deposit robbery: Scott takes off his shirt, rubs body butter on his arms and does action-sequence curls for three minutes.
    “Tony's like, takes off his shirt, rubs his arms with body butter, and just fucking does some curls for us for about 3 minutes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:32:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Ages the best: the opening song 'Shakedown' by Bob Seger; Simmons wants more theme songs thematically drawn from the movie, like running away from crime in the city.
    “We just don't have, we used to do things in this country.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:38:43 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Ages the best: Producer Craig plays the Faltermeyer opening and Simmons says it makes him want to rob a jewelry store; they plan to end pods with a 45-second Craig song.
    “Makes me want to rob a jewelry store.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:40:08 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Hugh Hefner: First movie ever filmed at the Playboy Mansion; Hefner had said no film, then supposedly found a film reflecting his values. Paul Reiser also reads Playboy Sisters in three scenes.
    “Reiser, he's reading Playboy Sisters, 112 pages of Sexy Siblings.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:45:23 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Casting what-if: Simmons wants Geena Davis in the thin role of Bogomil's daughter Jan, and Ryan wants Lisa Bonet as a strip-club character killed to fuel Axel's revenge, an 11-minute sidetrack.
    “It's just 2 phone calls and then she's like, I've solved where this guy's visa came from?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:51:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)