Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 21–40 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris (host)

Loves the rewatchable ones that snuck up on him and the last half hour of courtroom movies; is a sucker for stat-style trivia and Oscar conspiracies. Dislikes lazy car endings only mildly; mostly he cannot resist digging up oral-history detail.

Stances

  • Believes the frozen-envelope Oscar theory over Jack Palance
  • Pesci was the most improbable A-list star of his lifetime

Humor: Dry, sports-metaphor-heavy riffs and relentless trivia.

In their words

  • “I believe the David Stern thing, the frozen envelope way more than the Jack Palance.” (0:17:18)
  • “The most improbable A-list movie star I think we've had in my lifetime.” (0:25:57)

The Rewatchables: ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck (host)

Loves ensemble comedies and a great one-line movie pitch, and believes in the McBride gospel. Can't stand Hitler-adjacent hand-wringing and sequels that disappoint (Fletch 2). A sucker for sports analogies (Dion Waiters, Stephen A.) and Kenny Powers bloopers.

Stances

  • Danny McBride is the funniest since Ferrell
  • Rogen and Goldberg did the right thing by not making sequels
  • Release the Hitler cut

Humor: Drops sports-radio-style asides and rapid callbacks to running Rewatchables gags.

In their words

  • “I said he was the he's the funniest guy since Ferrell.” (0:26:30)
  • “I think they should have done it.” (0:43:49)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan (host)

Loves survival and wilderness movies, bears, and plot-heavy 90s star vehicles, and has read Art Linson's book on the making of the film. Won't rewatch The Revenant and dislikes bad casting. Sucker for nitpicks like the watch engraver and for sports analogies.

Stances

  • The Edge is the best mainstream bear movie
  • Bart the Bear won the movie
  • A real actress should have played Mickey
  • Baldwin is a prick on set but a good actor
  • Always in on survival movies

Humor: Rapid sports analogies, deadpan nitpicks, and elaborate hypothetical bits.

In their words

  • “Bart the Bear won the movie.” (1:34:04)
  • “Sadly, it's Elle McPherson's acting, for sure.” (1:02:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman (host)

Loves ensemble casts throwing 98 miles an hour, office thrillers, and A-listers used from the bullpen. Dislikes weak links and weak titles. A sucker for a good rewatch category.

Stances

  • Margin Call is better than The Big Short
  • Margin Call is a horror movie more than a drama
  • Irons is the worst human being
  • Margin Call is a bad title

Humor: Runs bits and games, poking at colleagues and his own diet.

In their words

  • “I dig that it's more of a horror movie than a drama.” (0:01:48)
  • “I just like this movie more than the big short.” (1:04:08)

The Rewatchables: ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman (host)

Loves tidy, perfectly executed genre movies and the Rewatchables test of whether you can roll in midway. A Goldman and Stephen King devotee; hot-take prone about Kathy Bates. Can't stand slow first hours and logistical plot holes. A sucker for Knicks tangents.

Stances

  • Misery is a perfect thing but only a tier 2 or 3 rewatchable
  • Bates is the best Best Actress performance of the last 30 years
  • Sweating logistics: search party, pooping, scrapbooks

Humor: Self-mocking, obsessive nitpicking that spirals into Knicks panic.

In their words

  • “I think this is the best, best actress performance of the 90s, 2000s, 2010s or this decade.” (1:03:17)
  • “I think for a rewatchable, it's too slow.” (1:01:12)
  • “Brunson thing definitely would have sent him into a complete tailspin.” (0:55:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck (host)

Loves hangout comedy where friends rip each other, improvised bits, and a well-timed needle drop. Sucker for sports analogies and for the stars-who-have-it argument. Wary of bloated runtimes and subplots that go nowhere.

Stances

  • The com-rom era (2004-2011) is a real genre shift from the 89-05 rom-com boom
  • Knocked Up is too long and should be about 1:40
  • The fantasy-baseball cheating subplot and the labor sequence are the weak links
  • Heigl and Lohan are the decade's two lost superstars

Humor: Dry, list-and-stat-driven riffs and sports comparisons, plus teasing his producer.

In their words

  • “I just think her and Lohan are the 2 lost superstars from this decade.” (0:25:19)
  • “That's got to be the best comedy producing run anyone's had.” (0:10:54)
  • “It is 7.5 minutes that you could cut so easily.” (0:54:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves 80s excess, star-power movies, Eddie Murphy, Simpson-Bruckheimer productions, and magazine research on set chaos. Cannot stand Axel being asexual again and plot holes like Jan. A sucker for action-comedy, theme songs, and sports analogies.

Stances

  • Cop II is more rewatchable than Cop I, though not better
  • Eddie Murphy is on his all-time favorites short list
  • The movie should have been 10-15 minutes longer
  • Villains are overstuffed (five villains)

Humor: Delivers deadpan 80s-coke-era jokes and sports analogies, and riffs on producer Don Simpson excess.

In their words

  • “So, yeah, the 80s are the fucking best.” (0:17:59)
  • “I don't think it's a better movie, but I actually think it's a more rewatchable movie because it's sleeker.” (0:21:30)

The Rewatchables: 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris (host)

Loves early-90s LA-mystique movies, cameo spotting, and rewatching favorite sequences. Admits Altman's Popeye turned him off as a kid and he loves Striking Distance and Sarah Jessica Parker. Can't connect with Greta Scacchi's character and says Scacchi is not that good here.

Stances

  • The Player is where meta-Hollywood storytelling starts
  • Greta Scacchi's character is underwritten and he doesn't get her
  • Randall Batinkoff deserved a career
  • Hollywood execs are always the bad guys in these stories

Humor: Runs bits (Striking Distance week, rookie cards, Total Dunk) and plays the straight man to the others' riffs.

In their words

  • “I remember seeing presumed innocent in the theater with my buddy Bysch.” (1:05:50)
  • “I had I had his rookie cards.” (0:52:53)
  • “We should do Rowdy Harrington week.” (0:56:10)

The Rewatchables: ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves movies of his own youth, the 1990s theatrical-era blockbusters and John McClane's mix of comedy and action. Cannot stand the Die Hard-as-Christmas-movie take and finds the plane crash a conflicted, joyless moment. A sucker for NBA metaphors, Regarding Henry as a cult comedy, and bad-movie tangents.

Stances

  • Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are not Christmas movies
  • the plane crash is memorable, not rewatchable
  • Regarding Henry is now a hilarious comedy
  • the plot and getaway plan do not make sense

Humor: Rapid-fire running bits, sports analogies, self-deprecating dad jokes and stubborn contrarian takes.

In their words

  • “In my heart of hearts, it's not a Christmas movie.” (1:16:22)
  • “I wouldn't call it rewatchable, more like memorable” (0:30:15)

The Rewatchables: ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves rewatchable ensemble thrillers, box-office and calendar context, and sports analogies; delights in bad-guy-as-star casting what-ifs. Can't stand Contact. A sucker for production trivia and record-setting script sales.

Stances

  • Contact is an awful movie
  • Fincher's movies are rewatchable and date-movie friendly
  • Panic Room is a well-made B movie elevated by its director
  • Wants movie-reference websites (script records, growing child actors)

Humor: Mixes sports analogies (LeBron, Jeff Green, Iverson) with running bits about Robert Williams and the Celtics.

In their words

  • “Matthew McConey and Jody Foster had no chemistry at all.” (0:27:06)
  • “like the Jeff Green of actors.” (1:01:28)
  • “Why not 3.5, Rog?” (0:42:18)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves adult 90s movies, period detail on set walls (Planet of the Apes, Doors, Nixon posters), Sigourney Weaver and Joan Allen, and any chance to rank things. Can't stand water beds, Elijah Wood's one move, or an unearned plot beat. A sucker for nostalgia, sports analogies, and the key party as a gimmick.

Stances

  • Ice Storm has almost no standalone rewatchable scenes beyond the key party
  • Joan Allen deserved an Oscar nomination
  • The film needs the mid-90s to make sense

Humor: Turns everything into sports analogies and running bits like premature-ejaculation jokes.

In their words

  • “There's really almost no rewatchable scenes other than, um, other than the key party.” (0:03:10)
  • “What was fun about a water bed?” (0:55:34)
  • “I love bong scenes in movies, just I'm always in bong scenes.” (0:51:14)

The Rewatchables: ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sports movies, speeches, and tight dramatizations of events he lived through; remembers 1980 in detail. Cannot stand wet-blanket wives and sports movies that run long. A sucker for Remember the Titans and memorabilia.

Stances

  • Third period of the USSR game is most rewatchable
  • The wife character is one of the worst of its kind
  • Disney sports movies run 20 minutes too long
  • Pacino in Any Given Sunday is the top sports speech

Humor: Anecdotal, self-deprecating tangents tied to his own life.

In their words

  • “I said this was the greatest moment of my entire childhood.” (0:01:33)
  • “It's a media script.” (0:18:37)

The Rewatchables: ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves Steve Martin's whole career and sentimental family movies; a sucker for dad-daughter material now that he has a 16-year-old. Cannot stand Martin Short's one-note gag, mis-cast Diane Keaton in The Godfather, and sloppy wedding logistics. Loves celebrity trivia, rating scales, and 90s nostalgia.

Stances

  • Father of the Bride is the default my-daughter-is-getting-married movie
  • Steve Martin's second-career peak starts here but his true apex was 1978-79
  • Annie is a bad daughter
  • Martin Short is overacted and one note
  • Teen Wolf has the worst basketball scene ever

Humor: Deadpan self-deprecating dad humor plus sports analogies (Apex to Nader, Patriots losing).

In their words

  • “This is the only my daughter is getting married movie that I think is the default for everybody.” (0:01:54)
  • “The worst, the worst basketball scene ever in a movie is in Teen Wolf.” (0:42:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel (host)

Loves films that capture a time and place and treats the Bee Gees soundtrack as untouchable. Cares about the production mechanics and the behind-the-scenes deals (Stigwood, Paramount, the Steadicam). Can't stand weak casting and unfinished payoffs such as the dance contest and the hollow Rocky-style moment. A sucker for dance-floor takeover scenes.

Stances

  • Travolta wins the movie; Grease was his apex
  • The dance contest should have been better
  • Karen Lynn Gorney was miscast
  • The movie may be more self-aware than it looks
  • Staying Alive is bad but he is glad it exists

Humor: Dry deadpan on production oddities and blunt about miscasting; reads trivia like a prosecutor.

In their words

  • “Fuck up the legacy of Saturday.” (0:43:22)
  • “I'm so confused why she got cast for this movie that I actually spent like a half hour Googling it” (0:55:09)
  • “I think the 1st 5 minutes of it are among the 5 funniest moments minutes of the entire 80s.” (1:17:53)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves Newman, a rewatchable sports-movie structure, montages, and 80s style, and was a serious pool player. Wants a sports movie to show who won, and gripes about the forfeit logic. A sucker for Cruise committing to a bit.

Stances

  • Newman might be his favorite actor of all time
  • The ending's forfeit never added up
  • Wanted to see who won the final match
  • Pool deserves a TV comeback

Humor: Self-deprecating pool-hustler boasts and long running riffs like a White Lotus sequel.

In their words

  • “I actually think he might be my favorite actor of all time” (0:42:49)
  • “I hate the forfeit in the tournament.” (1:08:52)
  • “Did you model your game after anyone you saw in this movie?” (1:00:11)

The Rewatchables: ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves mainstream, star-driven 80s and early-90s comedies and sports-flavored framing; admires Bill Murray. Skeptical about the film's morals, raising whether Bob is a sociopath, and nitpicks plot logic. Sucker for box-office year lists and trivia.

Stances

  • Considers What About Bob? almost perfect yet asks 'what was the point'
  • Believes Murray had three career phases
  • Full team Bill Murray over Dreyfuss
  • No recasting needed because everyone is perfect

Humor: Dry, list-heavy riffs, teasing his co-hosts about their weekend habits and the crew, and sports metaphors.

In their words

  • “This movie kills me. I think it's almost perfect.” (0:01:41)
  • “Full team Bill Murray.” (1:03:09)

The Rewatchables: ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves ensemble crime movies and gets sentimental about the 1981 era; relishes procedural detail and tough-guy actors. Can't stand muddled endings but is easy on style. Sucker for Chicago movies and Running Scared.

Stances

  • Thief and Heat are a Mann family
  • Ferris Bueller best Chicago movie

Humor: Rapid-fire riffing and ad reads.

In their words

  • “I'm literally the number one fan of running scared.” (1:09:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves a patient procedural that sucks you in on cable, and ranks Freeman's contributions highly. Likes trivia like diner locations and casting what-ifs, and sports analogies for everything. Sucker for the last forty minutes of a great movie.

Stances

  • Wants to come in halfway through; the last hour is the rewatch.
  • Brad Pitt is good here but not top-tier; Freeman's apex is after Se7en.
  • Sly in Se7en would derail it.

Humor: Escalates a nitpick into a long mock-forensic bit, with sports metaphors.

In their words

  • “Seven lives are saved.” (0:59:59)
  • “How do you mail someone a severed head, Chris?” (1:14:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves 80s cable comedies that wear you down on rewatch, Lakers lore, and character-actor trivia. Defends The Saint and Val Kilmer against everyone. Can't stand misses of what a movie is trying to be; a sucker for sports detail and Mystery Science Theater.

Stances

  • Fletch is a stone cold classic and one of the most quotable movies of the 80s
  • Chevy Chase's career is a fascinating drug-era casualty arc
  • The Saint is underrated

Humor: Deadpan trash talk of his co-hosts and a running self-owning bit about his own obsessions.

In their words

  • “This is a stone cold fucking classic, and we need to put respect on Fletch's name.” (0:02:50)
  • “Craig killed the energy.” (0:45:33)

The Rewatchables: ‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves cars, sports analogies, and the first half of Ferris; fixated on timelines, nitpicks, and category structure. Can not stand Cameron's decision to destroy the Ferrari. A sucker for big iconic cars and 80s teenage girl nostalgia.

Stances

  • The first half of the movie is better than the second
  • Cameron should not have destroyed the car
  • Hughes won the movie
  • Parade traffic would make the timeline impossible

Humor: Mock-serious obsession with logistics and trivia, running gags like Mount Rushmores and Hall of Fame inductions.

In their words

  • “It's like, honestly, watching a perfect game all the way, even at the Wrigley Field, the baseball game.” (0:18:08)
  • “It a replica, as it turns out.” (0:40:45)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 401–500 of 1,295 claims.

  1. what-if (what-if): Christopher Reeve → Superman IV. Reeve would have been fantastic as Peck; choosing Superman 4 instead is obscene.
    “and the fact that he decided to do Superman 4 is obscene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:09:26 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  2. industry (industry): Daryl Gates → Internal Affairs. The LAPD chief at the time condemned the movie.
    “Daryl Gates condemned this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:14:56 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  3. people (people): Faye Grant → Stephen Collins. Faye Grant was married to Stephen Collins, who was later accused of child sexual abuse and never acted again.
    “Faye Grant was married to Stephen Collins, the actor.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:15:14 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  4. programming (programming): Laurie Metcalf → Roseanne (TV). Laurie Metcalf is off the Apex Mountain list because her peak would be Roseanne.
    “Lori Metcalf, no, because that would be Roseanne.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:18:39 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  5. theme (theme): Internal Affairs → Indecent Proposal. Indecent Proposal is declared the winner of the imagined-spouse-affair Apex Mountain.
    “That's the winner.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:20:46 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  6. theme (theme): Heat → Internal Affairs. Bad-guy world where everybody knows the plan is a movie trope shared with Heat.
    “Am I tripping or does that happen in heat as well?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:24:33 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  7. lineage (lineage): Internal Affairs → Basic Instinct. Offered as a double-feature partner for Internal Affairs: a Basic Instinct coded movie.
    “Pretty good coded, basic instinct coded movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:30:06 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  8. verdict (verdict): Al Pacino → Any Given Sunday. Bill's favorite Pacino performance other than The Godfather is Any Given Sunday, which carries a terrible movie.
    “My favorite pacino performance other than the godfather.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:09:21 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  9. verdict (verdict): Al Pacino → Sea of Love. Bill thinks it was Scarface, not Sea of Love, because Pacino is not doing that in Sea of Love.
    “because if you watch Sea of Love, he's not doing that in Sea of Love.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:12:54 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  10. verdict (verdict): Al Pacino → Glengarry Glen Ross. Glengarry is a favorite of the 90s run because the specific material tempers Pacino's bigness.
    “even something as well written as Glengarry, which is one of my favorite performances from this run.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:13:49 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  11. career (career): Al Pacino → Righteous Kill. Pacino's decline in event status ends with Righteous Kill with De Niro.
    “And then ends up with righteous kill with De Niro in 2008”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:17:33 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. career (career): Russell Crowe → Val Kilmer. Crowe's choice between character actor and leading man is likened to the Val Kilmer and Brad Pitt conundrum.
    “This is the Val Kilmer Brad Pitt conundrum, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:19:07 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  13. theme (theme): The Insider → JFK. JFK became the assassination movie though half of it is false, whereas The Insider really captures its specific moment with the cigarette industry.
    “This movie really does capture this specific moment with the cigarette industry that played out with the lawsuits and everything.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:22:48 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  14. theme (theme): The Insider → The Blair Witch Project. Both are 1999 movies that could not happen a few years later because the internet changed things.
    “I think that's a similar thing that just 4 years later, that movie doesn't happen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:26:41 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  15. craft (craft): Michael Mann → The Insider. Nobody likes a wide shot of water like Mann, first the Gulf with Crowe, then the ocean with Pacino.
    “So good. Nobody likes to wide shadow water like Michael Mann.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:36:55 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  16. lineage (lineage): Robert Redford → The Insider. The golf-range scene where the hero realizes he is followed is likened to a Redford footstep scene.
    “That's the Redford, it's so good.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:39:53 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  17. industry (industry): Sean Penn → Sweet and Lowdown. Penn was nominated for Sweet and Lowdown while Pacino was not nominated at all for The Insider.
    “Sean Penn got nominated for sweet and low down.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:49:20 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  18. career (career): Bruce McGill → Animal House. Bruce McGill will always be Animal House, but here he is moral certitude and lawyerly power.
    “No, Bruce McGill is always going to be Animal House, you know?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:53:10 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  19. people (people): Diane Venora → Heat. Venora in The Insider is basically her sad Heat role again with long hair.
    “but she's just doing a sequel to the heat.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:55:17 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  20. industry (industry): The Insider → Frontline (ESPN and the NFL). ESPN's Frontline-NFL episode was their version of corporate influence over news.
    “Yeah, ESPN went through this with the frontline thing when they killed the NFL.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  21. what-if (what-if): The Insider → Erin Brockovich. Titles like A Civil Action and Erin Brockovich are cited in the title-brainstorm.
    “Civil action is called.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:02:57 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  22. career (career): Gina Gershon → Curb Your Enthusiasm. Gershon's Curb performance is rated a top-5 TV comedy performance, though not buying her as a corporate lawyer.
    “Gershon's performance in Curb Your Enthusiasm is one of the top 5 TV comedy performances ever.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:10:30 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  23. career (career): Philip Baker Hall → Magnolia. Hall's 1999 includes Magnolia alongside this film.
    “How about just his 99?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:20:14 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  24. career (career): Philip Baker Hall → Boogie Nights. Hall's run from 89 to 99 includes Midnight Run, Boogie Nights, Hard Eight and Seinfeld.
    “Yeah, boogie nights?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:20:25 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  25. verdict (verdict): The Insider → Heat. Mann getting this movie made 34 years after Heat is called an achievement, though Heat with De Niro and Pacino is the true apex.
    “And heat, he had De Niro and Pacino at a point when that still mattered and got like the best possible movie out of them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:21:45 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  26. career (career): Kevin Costner → No Way Out. Costner hit with No Way Out in 87 and became one of the biggest stars by the late 80s.
    “Okay. Costner in 87 hits with no way out.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Big Chill’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:38:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  27. contrast (contrast): Lawrence Kasdan → Michael Mann. Kasdan never released the cut Costner scene; Mann is doing recuts of Black Hat.
    “who's doing recuts of Michael Mann?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Big Chill’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:40:01 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  28. what-if (what-if): The Big Chill → Goodfellas. A bit where the Big Chill is cast with Goodfellas-style actors.
    “Is this movie better with Wayne Jenkins, Danny Treo?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Big Chill’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:41:47 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  29. programming (programming): Grand Canyon → The Big Chill. Chosen as the best double feature with The Big Chill, though two hosts are mixed on it.
    “Grand Canyon, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Big Chill’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:48:35 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  30. theme (theme): A Bronx Tale → Boyz n the Hood. Both appear on Simmons' list of eight father-son movies.
    “Bronx Tale, Kramer versus Kramer. He got game, Field of Dreams, Catch me if you can, the Godfather, Lion King, and Boys in the Hood.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:02:23 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  31. theme (theme): Catch Me If You Can → A Bronx Tale. Catch Me If You Can is argued to be sneakily a father-son film.
    “I think that's like the sneaky theme in that movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:02:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  32. unmapped (rewatchables cross-reference): A Bronx Tale → The Godfather. Godfather scene (Vito: whoever comes to you is the traitor) is Simmons' favorite and is referenced as covered in the Godfather pod.
    “my favorite scene the Godfather is when Vito's getting old.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:03:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  33. unmapped (canon): A Bronx Tale → The Godfather. Simmons lists Bronx Tale in the iconic Italian-American pop canon with Godfather I and II, Goodfellas, Sopranos, and My Cousin Vinny.
    “Godfather one and two, Goodfellas, Bronx Tale, Sopranos.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:18:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  34. theme (era): A Bronx Tale → Goodfellas. It came during the glory years of Italian pop culture: Godfather 3, Goodfellas, then Casino.
    “this was kind of the glory years of, of this, Italian pop culture.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:19:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. theme (era): A Bronx Tale → Casino. Casino is described as coming, though less of an Italian movie.
    “casinos coming, even though, you know, that's a little less of an Italian movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:19:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. unmapped (Sonny/Robert ref): A Bronx Tale → Casino. The 'wasted talent' idea sits with Leotta in Goodfellas: a new actor to root for, as with Brancato.
    “it was the same as Leota and Goodfellas, it's like, that guy's going to be a guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:29:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. career (career follow-on): Lillo Brancato Jr. → The Sopranos. Brancato returned in the Sopranos as Matthew Bevilaqua, killed after a diet Coke request.
    “And he showed up in Sopranos, what, season two?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:29:48 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  38. unmapped (life imitates film): A Bronx Tale → Lillo Brancato Jr.. The film's best quote about wasted talent became Brancato's real life.
    “somehow this guy ended up living the message of the movie in the worst possible way.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:30:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  39. theme (De Niro persona): A Bronx Tale → The Irishman. De Niro's refusal to intellectualize acting is tied to his Irishman interviews where he just goes in on Trump.
    “he'll be like an actor's round table for the Irishman”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:37:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. unmapped (same year / slow burn): A Bronx Tale → The Shawshank Redemption. 1993 was crowded, so films like Shawshank got lost and had a belated moment; this one did too.
    “Shawshank got lost and then, you know, belatedly had a moment.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:39:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. unmapped (episode format): A Bronx Tale → The Shawshank Redemption. The lessons-from-the-movie segment was done before only for Shawshank and maybe Goodfellas.
    “I've only done this a couple times with the rewatchables when there's lessons from the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:42:27 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  42. unmapped (borrowing): A Bronx Tale → Goodfellas. The bar-introduction scene of nicknamed mobsters is called a borderline Goodfellas ripoff.
    “Meeting everyone in the bar, which is just a borderline Goodfellas ripoff.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:55:08 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  43. unmapped (craps scene): A Bronx Tale → Casino. Craps is compared with the casino craps scene where she pulls checks out of a mustachioed man's pocket.
    “She's playing with the guy with the mustache and she pulls the checks out of his pocket.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:59:32 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  44. people (reunion): Robert De Niro → Joe Pesci. De Niro and Pesci pass in the same scene without sharing one.
    “We get De Niro and Pesci in the same scene, but not really.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:02:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. unmapped (borrowing rebuttal): A Bronx Tale → Goodfellas. The respect-and-food-gift moments were in the one-man play, which predates Goodfellas, so no one ripped anyone off.
    “But here's the thing. It was all in the one man play, which was out before Goodfellas.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:03:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. unmapped (channel idea): A Bronx Tale → The Color of Money. A gambling-movie channel idea (FanDuel TV) would air films like The Color of Money and gambling scenes.
    “So like the color of money.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:04:44 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  47. unmapped (channel idea): A Bronx Tale → The Shawshank Redemption. Bars, an all-jail-movie channel idea, would run Shawshank, Escape from Alcatraz, Face/Off, and Oz.
    “I always wanted an all-jail movie channel called Bars, B-A-R-Z.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:05:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  48. unmapped (TV channel joke): A Bronx Tale → Ghost. The Black Star channel's loose interpretation, playing Ghost, is raised while asking if Bronx Tale is on it.
    “Is Bronxtail on Black Stars?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:10:51 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  49. craft (comparison (editing/tone)): A Bronx Tale → When Harry Met Sally. C's long jogging scene at the end is compared to When Harry Met Sally.
    “I don't love C's run at the end, the when Harry met Sally, long jogging scene”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:16:15 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. people (cast overlap): Kathrine Narducci → The Sopranos. She brought her nine-year-old to audition and later played Artie's wife who slept with Tony.
    “She played Artie's wife.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:20:43 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  51. verdict (Apex Mountain: bus drivers): A Bronx Tale → Speed. Best movie bus drivers: this or Speed.
    “It's just it's this or Annie and Speed.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:27:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  52. unmapped (rewatchables-slate joke): A Bronx Tale → Speed 2: Cruise Control. Simmons and Ryan joke about doing Speed 2 and compare to the worst-rated Rewatchables, Black Hat and Country Strong.
    “It's going to be between Black Cat and Country Strong for worst rated rewatching.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:28:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. people (casting wink): Joe Pesci → Goodfellas. Pesci's cameo is the one thing that reminds viewers of Goodfellas; maybe purposeful conversation.
    “That's the one thing you really didn't have to do that would remind people of Goodfellas.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:33:28 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  54. what-if (casting what-if): Frank Vincent → A Bronx Tale. Frank Vincent was to appear as the boss but the scene was not filmed; later added to the 'is this movie better' category.
    “I think it's time to add Frank Vincent.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:35:30 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  55. industry (awards counterfactual): A Bronx Tale → Unforgiven. Palminteri could have snuck into the 1992 Best Supporting Actor field that Hackman won for Unforgiven.
    “So you could argue Chaz could have snuck in there.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:37:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  56. theme (theme): My Cousin Vinny → Green Book. Italians-versus-the-South culture clash; Green Book is the only comparable one anyone can think of.
    “I mean, green book's the only thing I can think of.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:06:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  57. lineage (lineage): My Cousin Vinny → Three's Company. Built on the misunderstanding-sitcom gags of that era; Friends was the last to dive into it.
    “it's still the legacy of that 3s company era of misunderstandings that could be entire episode.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:08:02 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  58. verdict (verdict): David Mamet → My Cousin Vinny. Mamet told the director it is the best American comedy ever written.
    “David Mammoth told the director that it's the best American comedy ever written.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:10:02 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  59. verdict (verdict): My Cousin Vinny → Francis Ford Coppola. Macchio recalls Coppola saying time is what makes a great movie; Vinny is one of those that aged into it.
    “we concurred that what defines a great movie is time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:10:28 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  60. theme (theme): My Cousin Vinny → 21 Bridges. Time as a movie's best friend: Vinny aged into rewatchable, as 21 Bridges and Triple Frontier may be doing now.
    “Oh, this is how I'm feeling about 21 bridges.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:11:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  61. career (career): Marisa Tomei → Untamed Heart. After her Oscar she made Equinox, Chaplin, Untamed Heart and others, but the moment faded by 1996.
    “Equinox, she's in Chaplin, Untamed Heart.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:12:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. industry (industry): Marisa Tomei → Jack Palance. Conspiracy theory that Palance misread the Oscar envelope; Simmons believes the frozen-envelope story more.
    “I believe the David Stern thing, the frozen envelope way more than the Jack Palance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:17:18 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  63. what-if (what-if): Marisa Tomei → Backdraft. She could be recast into any early-90s movie, such as Backdraft.
    “we could recast movies with her all day long.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:20:41 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  64. craft (craft): Joe Pesci → JFK. Pesci will do anything asked, even in a bad wig, and that willingness makes it work.
    “the willingness to go as far out as he needs to to work somehow is that's a winning thing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:28:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  65. contrast (contrast): Joe Pesci → Ed Harris. Both short or bald actors in hairpieces; bald guys only got villain parts in that period.
    “I think that the only parts for bald guys during that period was villain.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:34:53 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. verdict (verdict): My Cousin Vinny → Roger Ebert. Ebert gave it 2.5 stars and called it a movie for home video.
    “It's the kind of movie home video is invented for”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:35:40 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  67. industry (industry): Bill Belichick → My Cousin Vinny. Belichick used Mona Lisa Vito to answer Deflategate PSI questions.
    “I don't claim to be the Mona Lisa Vito of inflation.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:44:03 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  68. people (people): Joe Pesci → Marisa Tomei. On set Pesci monopolized Tomei's time and lived the relationship, per Bruce McGill's oral history.
    “Joe Pesci pretty much monopolized Marissa's time offset.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:56:27 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. people (people): Joe Pesci → Jonathan Lynn. Pesci was hard on director Lynn and stormed off the courtroom set.
    “He was very hard on Jonathan Lynn the director”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 0:56:49 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  70. what-if (what-if): Andrew Dice Clay → My Cousin Vinny. Studio wanted Dice for Vinny but an executive removed him after he said something horrible to her.
    “The studio originally wanted for Vinny, Andrew Dice Clay.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:01:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  71. what-if (what-if): Jim Belushi → My Cousin Vinny. Belushi said he regretted turning down the title role.
    “Jim Belushi said that he regretted turning down the title role in this film.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:02:32 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  72. what-if (what-if): Lorraine Bracco → My Cousin Vinny. Bracco and Geena Davis were approached for Mona Lisa and passed.
    “They, uh, they approached Lorraine Bracco and Carol Davis from Elisa they passed.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:02:41 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  73. what-if (what-if): Will Smith → My Cousin Vinny. Will Smith auditioned for Rothenstein; the cast would be a very different movie and race would change the town's dynamics.
    “We auditioned Will Smith for Rothenstein.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:02:51 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  74. industry (industry): My Cousin Vinny → Cruel Intentions 2. A Vinny sequel was talked about but never made; it would have been like a Cruel Intentions 2.
    “it would have been like the cruel intentions 2 sequel”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:08:57 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  75. programming (programming): My Cousin Vinny → Easy Money. Pesci-related double feature with the Rodney Dangerfield movie Easy Money.
    “The other one I was thinking was that movie he made with Rodney Dangerfield.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:18:28 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  76. programming (programming): My Cousin Vinny → The Paper. The Paper is another good Marisa Tomei double feature.
    “Yeah, the paper is a good one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:18:48 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  77. contrast (contrast): My Cousin Vinny → The Juror. The Juror, with Demi Moore and Alec Baldwin, did not work.
    “Does it upset you that the juror didn't work as a movie with Demi Moore?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:20:48 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  78. career (career): Seth Rogen → Steve Jobs. The 08-to-Steve-Jobs run for Rogen stands up against the great actor runs.
    “the 15, like, up to the Steve Jobs run for Rogan is actually sneaky”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:02:32 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  79. lineage (lineage): Evan Goldberg → Charlie Kaufman. Goldberg is cited as the source of the Kaufman remark.
    “Evan Goldberg, who was the guy who directed this with Rogan.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:03:13 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. lineage (lineage): This Is the End → Charlie Kaufman. Goldberg said the film was meant to rip off little bits of Charlie Kaufman.
    “He said the whole point of this movie, they're just trying to rip off little bits of Charlie Kaufman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:03:24 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  81. lineage (lineage): This Is the End → The Larry Sanders Show. Celebrities playing exaggerated versions of themselves with real insults leaking through is a Larry Sanders move.
    “This has so many Larry Sanders moments where it's like, They're celebrities, but they're, they're playing like exaggerated or shticky versions of themselves”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:03:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. people (people): Seth Rogen → Jay Baruchel. Canadian buddies; Seth's new LA friends 'market corrected' Jay.
    “Jay and Seth were, they were Canadian buddies”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:04:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  83. people (people): Jonah Hill → Jay Baruchel. Baruchel and Hill didn't get along in real life; the film taps into it.
    “Jay and Jonah Hill just didn't get along.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:04:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. what-if (what-if): This Is the End → Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson would be the James Franco.
    “Pete Davidson would be in it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:08:06 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  85. lineage (lineage): Doug Kenney → Caddyshack. National Lampoon behind-the-scenes people became stars; SNL was the farm system.
    “SNL would create like the Grumo was basically the farm system.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:10:12 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  86. industry (industry): This Is the End → Dumb and Dumber To. After Neighbors the sequels arrive.
    “And then we go into sequels, 22 Jump Street, Dumb and Dumber 2.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:10:56 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  87. contrast (contrast): This Is the End → Neighbors 2. Neighbors 2 called the nadir of 2010s comedy.
    “Neighbors 2, which is the Nadir of comedy in the 2010.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:11:15 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  88. lineage (lineage): Jay and Seth versus the Apocalypse → This Is the End. The movie grew out of the 8-minute short Rogen and Goldberg made.
    “It was based on a short that, uh, Rogan and Goldberg did called Jay and Seth versus the Apocalypse.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:13:50 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  89. industry (industry): Jay and Seth versus the Apocalypse → Ant-Man. The early short concept had Seth and Busta Rhymes filming a video when Ant-Man attacked.
    “the initial version was Seth and Busta Rhymes filming a music video, and then Ant-Man attacked them”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:14:06 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  90. people (people): Michael Cera → Jonah Hill. Cera in Superbad and Jonah: Superbad pitch.
    “Jonah Hill and Michael Sarah try to lose their virginity in one crazy night in high school.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:15:13 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  91. career (career): Michael Cera → Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. Cera vanished until Molly's Game after Scott Pilgrim and Arrested Development.
    “I feel like he kind of vanished until like Molly's game.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:24:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  92. career (career): This Is the End → Jonah Hill. Hill moved to Moneyball and left comedy.
    “He's kind of trying to get away, but you people like he probably should apologize for.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:26:04 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  93. career (career): Danny McBride → Will Ferrell. McBride is the funniest since Ferrell, holding the belt after Anchorman.
    “I said he was the he's the funniest guy since Ferrell.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:26:30 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  94. career (career): Danny McBride → Chris Farley. McBride is on the shortest list for pure laughs with Belushi and Farley.
    “he's like on the shortest list with like Belushi and Chris Farley and people like that.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:27:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. lineage (lineage): This Is the End → Blood Red (unmade Pineapple Express 2). The Jay and Seth versus the Apocalypse homemade footage echoes the planned Pineapple Express 2, Blood Red.
    “If they were going to make it, it was going to be blood red.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:29:25 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  96. people (people): Danny McBride → Channing Tatum. McBride's gimp scene with Tatum is a favorite.
    “Danny and the Gymp reappearing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:33:46 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  97. career (career): This Is the End → Moneyball. Hill's line to God invoking Moneyball.
    “I'm Jonah Hill, for Moneyball.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:38:02 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  98. industry (industry): This Is the End → The Bodyguard. Whitney Houston in The Bodyguard worked in as period nostalgia.
    “I like that they worked Whitney Houston in the bodyguard into this”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:38:21 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  99. career (career): This Is the End → Scarface. Dick-measuring line 'Scarface style' called great.
    “Except Scarface, that was great.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:40:51 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  100. programming (programming): This Is the End → Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Hitler-in-comedy debate: they just did Hitler in Last Crusade.
    “We just did Hitler in Last Crusade.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:47:07 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)

Their fun items

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  1. fun, about Friday the 13th: Bill's mother and stepfather-to-be saw it in a Stamford theater; when Jason rose from the lake a man screamed 'get the fuck out' and ran up the aisle.
    “this guy in front of them, stood up, screamed, get the fuck out, and started running out of the theater.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:08:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Dinner scene shoot: John Dugan refused to redo 5-hour grandpa makeup, so they shot it all in 30 hours, 100 degrees, rotting food, blackout curtains, cast puking outside. Edwin Neal called it worse than Vietnam.
    “filming that scene was the worst time of my life, and I had been in Vietnam with people trying to kill me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:25:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Hot take from Bill: the hitchhiker is scarier than Leatherface, because everyone has met someone fully gone in a bar who wants to show them a knife.
    “This guy is scarier than Leatherface.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:33:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Most 1974 thing: the hitchhiker's Polaroid with flashbulb, 'chain saw' as two words, 'old lady' for a girlfriend, and hitchhikers themselves.
    “And then, uh, I think the winner is just hitchhikers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:46:09 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The We Slaughter Barbecue sign and the gas station aged best; the real gas station is now a horror-themed barbecue restaurant and motel in Texas.
    “Oh, we slaughter barbecue sign?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:50:07 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Facts: 83 minutes, 868 edits, one chainsaw, one outfit, a $60,000 shoot (later $125K budget with promotion); it made $31 million; Ebert gave it 2 stars.
    “There are 868 edits and an 83 minute movie, which apparently is a lot.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:51:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Franklin: Bill's 'who we hate' pick: nobody is a worse hang than Franklin; Texas Monthly called him one of the most despicable handicapped people in film, the only one who almost deserves his death.
    “I absolutely hate Franklin.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:56:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Only one chainsaw death in the whole movie (Franklin), prompting the joke that it should be Texas Hammer Massacre.
    “I mean, in some ways, Texas Hammer Massacre didn't go really the same.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:00:45 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Bill's hottest take: Leatherface was the victim, just defending his property in his own house with a hobby of taxidermy.
    “Leatherface was the victim.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:06:04 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Craig's life lesson: the real lesson is don't pick up hitchhikers and always have a full tank; Bill notes the lesson from Miyagi is get gas when you need it.
    “don't drop below a half tank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:07:10 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Casting what-ifs: Bill's 1974 big-cast version has Jeff Bridges, Rob Reiner (wheelchair), Ron Howard, Penny Marshall and Goldie Hawn as the final girl. The real unknown actors are what makes it work. Cruise or Hanks gag in the van.
    “Jeff Bridges, Rob Reiner and Ron Howard, maybe Rob Reiners in the wheelchair.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:08:29 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Gunnar Hansen: Hansen admitted in his book Chainsaw Confidential that after failed attempts he secretly removed the protective tape from the knife and cut Burns's finger for real; Bill calls it an OSHA violation.
    “he secretly removed the protected tape from the knife and cut Marilyn Burns's finger for real.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:10:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Money story: financed by mob-linked money (the Deep Throat producers), cast kept signing away shares, company went bankrupt, New Line bought the stuff and belatedly paid; nobody went on to a career.
    “They ended up getting financing from basically the mob.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:11:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Hans Gruber villain scale: Leatherface is a 10 out of 10, shattering the ceiling.
    “I have Leatherface has to be a 10 out of 10.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:18:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Gunnar Hansen: Body Odor Award to Leatherface: he had one dyed shirt for four weeks and by the end of the shoot no one would stand near him.
    “by the end of the shoot, no one would stand near him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:18:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Who won the movie: Tobe Hooper, who got the best career out of it, at the Universal lot with Spielberg, directing Poltergeist.
    “Hooper? Yeah, I think so.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:31:26 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Domestic Disturbance: Cut story: planned for late 2001, 9/11 moved Zoolander up, and Paramount chopped 22 minutes and went PG-13.
    “So they push this movie up to like October and they decided it needs to be shorter and they just chopped 22 minutes from it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:11:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Domestic Disturbance: Ebert quote: the audience critics saw the wrong last reel. He had to watch the movie twice in a week.
    “the final confrontation so badly choreographed that I was not the least bit surprised when the studio called to say the Chicago critics had, quote, seen the wrong last reel.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:37:00 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Podcast: The mailbag will be quarterly from now on because they get too many emails.
    “We have, we've only been doing the mailbags once a year, and we decided that's, it's got to be quarterly from now on.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:02:11 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Anti-apex: Anti-apex list of listener's: Travolta in Look Who's Talking, Mike Myers in Love Guru, Brando in Dr. Moreau, Cliffhanger for a rock-climbing date.
    “Cliffhanger as anti-apex for a rock climbing date.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:08:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Fight Club: Listener pictures Ed Norton's narrator looking at Bill praising new top boy Craig.
    “I feel like destroying something beautiful.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:12:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Fargo: Listener notes the Fargo pod never mentioned that the restaurant is carpeted, spawning a what-age-the-most idea.
    “Carpeted restaurants seem like a what's age the best, what's age, the worst, split decision?”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:13:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Midnight Run: Midnight Run ends up a list of accessories the movie needed; Bill wants to do it again.
    “This question made me want to do midnight run again, because we did it, I think, 1st year.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:29:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Sicario: Craig suggests Alejandro killed the cartel leader too fast; listener jokes he is a future true crime subject.
    “I'd like to suggest the Bangkok Coralback tip off award for is Craig actually a serial killer who will one day have his own Netflix true crime documentary?”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:33:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Goodfellas: Listener calls Forrest Gump the best premature ejaculation movie in a narrated list.
    “Best premature ejaculation movie, Forrest Gump.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:36:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Doc Holliday: Doc Holliday is a no-organ-donation pick: you'd get TB.
    “Doc Holiday, you would get sicker getting Doc Holiday's organs.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:43:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Hall of Fame: Hall of Fame will have plaques and a special pod.
    “I think we should just make, we should actually really put more time into this and then like announce it on some special pod and have like plaques and stuff.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:08:33 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Almost Famous: Bill's family watched the bootleg cut and decided which 35 minutes of deleted scenes deserved to stay.
    “I would say there's probably 3 scenes that they could have added.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:21:05 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Serial killers: A New Yorker theory: leaded gasoline created a generation of serial killers, powering Netflix.
    “did lead poisoning create a generation of serial killers in the 70s.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:22:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about F1: Simmons opens by calling F1 the number-one movie of the 2020s on feel; the production looked like a bust for two years.
    “I cant believe this actually worked out movie of the 2020s CR.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:02:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about F1: Seeing it in IMAX at the Grove, the whole family left exhilarated and nobody touched a phone.
    “nobody was on their phone the whole time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:04:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about F1: The trope list of the show: the best that never was, old versus new, the spark-needing team, the climactic race.
    “The best that never was.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:12:20 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Brad Pitt: Pitt got $30 million for F1, and the hosts credit him for people taking it seriously.
    “He got $30000000 for this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:18:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Brad Pitt: Pitt's seven longest-tail movies: Seven, Fight Club, Ocean's 11, Basterds, Moneyball, Once Upon a Time, F1.
    “Seven, Fight Club, Ocean's 11, Bastards, Moneyball, once upon a time, an F1.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:24:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Movie athletes by decade: Simmons's list: North Dallas 40, Drago, Willie Beaman or Rod Tidwell, Tim Riggins, Adonis Creed, then JP.
    “2020s, Josh Pierce, an F1.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:31:14 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Josh Pearce / JP: JP's social-media persona is called the best 2020s version of a movie athlete.
    “It's the best I've seen in a movie this decade, I think, for where we are in the 2020s with social media.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:31:28 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Joseph Kosinski: He directed the Gears of War 'Mad World' commercial.
    “It's called Mad World, the Gears of War commercial.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:41:34 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Roger Ebert: The running joke: Ebert is dead, so they guess his star ratings: Rush 4, Days of Thunder 2, Top Gun 2.5.
    “Roger Ebert did not review this movie because he's been dead for like 10 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:44:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about F1: Hottest take: the movie is better if Sonny crashes and JP wins, even if it ends up bad for the movie industry.
    “This is a better movie if Sonny crashes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:55:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about F1: F1 is the new soccer: a sport you must pretend to care about as a cosmopolitan fan.
    “So to me, F1 is the new soccer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:01:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about F1: Pitt's trailer: no one lives in a trailer better than Pitt in a movie.
    “I don't know if anyone's ever lived in a trailer better than him in a movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:04:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about F1: Nitpick: Sonny is far too old; the oldest winner of a Grand Prix was 53 in 1951.
    “Sonny is way too fucking old to be an F1 driver.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:11:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about F1: Working title was Apex; both title options are criticized.
    “In 2023, ESPN reported that the film was titled Apex.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:12:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Old guy schooling young guy: Top five: Lean on Me, Rocky vs Tommy Gunn, Above the Rim, Star Wars splits, Good Will Hunting.
    “This is the top 5 scenes of old guys schooling young guys in movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Card throwing: Hottest take: do not trust people who throw cards for fun, with Gambit the one exception.
    “I don't like anybody in real life or in movies that throws cards for fun.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:19:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Casting what-ifs: Simone Ashley was cut from the final film as Josh's love interest.
    “Simone Ashley, we do know that she did promotional tour interviews is in the movie as his love interest and then just got cut out.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:22:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about F1: Research: the crash that ended Sonny's career was based on Martin Donnelly's at the Spanish Grand Prix.
    “The crash that ended, Sonny's career was based on the actual crash of Martin Donnelly”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:25:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about F1: Bernie Collins, a former F1 strategy engineer, inspired the Kate character.
    “provided the inspiration for the Carrie Conan character.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:25:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about F1: Brand sponsorships brought at least $4 million, one reason the budget was disputed.
    “sponsorships from Bears Brands in this movie brought in at least 4000000 bucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:26:14 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Kelly LeBrock: LeBrock described her Weird Science role as Mary Poppins with breasts, from a Hughes documentary; she is the best part because the character is made to improve the boys.
    “she plays Mary Poppins with Brest, which I thought was a good way to describe the character.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:29:25 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Bill Paxton: Chet is in only three scenes, takes an hour off, and yet is the best Weird Science.
    “but I think the best weird science is when he's on screen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:42:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Oingo Boingo: Elfman is dismissive of the title song and video; Beavis and Butt-Head's reaction became the best thing that happened to it.
    “Butthead's like, why didn't they let this guy back in Duran Duran, and Beavis goes, because he sucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:45:47 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about David Lee Roth: There was an 18-month window where David Lee Roth made sense in your movie.
    “There's an 18 month window where it made sense to have David Lee Roth in your movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:46:27 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Lisa: The hottest take: Lisa sucks, she pulls a gun on Gary's dad and wipes his memory.
    “Lisa sucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Bill Paxton: Paxton showed up in the party scene in sunglasses and a trench coat just to be around the set; cast calls him the nicest person.
    “Apparently he dresses up in his sunglasses in a trench coat, trench coat, and he's in the party scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:21:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Losing It: Cruise reportedly bought every copy of Losing It; it cannot be found, along with Soul Man.
    “And then he went and bought every copy that was left.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:26:17 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about Kelly LeBrock: LeBrock wore a jacket sold to a pawn shop in Beverly Hills for $25,000.
    “I just want to point out the jacket, worn by Kelly LeBrock in this film, was sold to a pawn shop in Beverly Hills for 25,000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:38:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about Weird Science: Craig's reaction on learning LeBrock married Seagal is called the favorite moment of the pod.
    “Craig, if we could rewind this pod, the part where you had a natural reaction to Kelly LeBrock, we married to Steven Seagal was my favorite moment.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:44:36 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about The Truman Show: Bill rewatched it for a week on pay-per-view reruns using an illegal cable box in Boston in the late 90s.
    “I had an illegal cable box in Boston in the late 90s”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:11:11 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Jim Carrey: Siskel and Ebert gave an on-air apology to Carrey after saying he'd never have a film career following Ace Ventura.
    “And on-air apology to Jim Carrey.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:05 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about The Truman Show: Cats absent in Sea Haven; Powell notes Sofia is overrun with dogs and Plovdiv with cats; Mallory Rubin will be furious.
    “I'm only saying this for Mallory Rubin because she works with us”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:46:56 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about The Truman Show: Screenplay beats land every ten minutes: boat, Lauren, set, wedding photo, name, dad.
    “20 minutes we meet Lauren.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:49:24 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Jim Carrey: Took a pay cut to 12 million from a 20 million asking, and said it was the fastest he'd accepted a role.
    “And he said it was the fastest he'd ever accepted a role.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:25 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Species: Meta category: Michael Madsen is the reason this film was picked after his death; Bill wanted Donnie Brasco, but Chris said Species.
    “Michael Matson passed away and we had to do a Michael Matson movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:02:41 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Ben Kingsley: New award coined: The Ben Kingsley in Species Award for it doesn't seem like you really want to be here.
    “The Ben Kingsley and Species Award for it doesn't seem like you really want to be here.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:16:50 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Species: Read before the Ebert review: a $35 million budget and a gross garbled in the transcript as $13.3 million (later someone says it made over $100 million).
    “$35000000 budget, man, $13.3 million.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:25:02 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Roger Ebert: The two-star Ebert review is read; the panel's response is settle down and have some fun.
    “Settle down, Rush.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:25:35 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Species: Opening: no preamble, Michelle Williams in a cage, B movie that starts right away. Most rewatchable scene pick.
    “Michelle Williams in a cage.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:27:21 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Species: Palisades guy: the nicest man in the movie, who gets killed 30 seconds after his big swing.
    “Was there a bigger swing for a human being in 30 seconds than that guy's night?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:34:56 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Species: The Hollywood Hills guy, Robbie, looks like Nick Wright; the club murder and the Long Island iced tea section is Bill's favorite part.
    “I love the Hollywood Hills, that whole scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:37:37 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Species: Best character name: Preston Lennox and Xavier Fitch.
    “Preston Lennox is good though.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:54:42 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Ben Kingsley: Casting what-if: Brosnan's part, Kingsley found out and was like fuck this.
    “I think Kingsley found out and was like, fuck this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:08:40 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Species: Why it matters: pre-internet, pre-online porn; people had to go to theaters, and a naked horny alien was how you got them there.
    “It's pre-internet.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:31:00 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Rosanna Arquette: Bill's category: she is the movie's best-kept secret; Toto wrote a song because she walked into a room.
    “Toto was like, what's right, Rosanna, about Rosanna Arquette, because she walked into the room and we fucking had to write a song about it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:35:44 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Griffin Dunn / After Hours: Scorsese told Dunn not to have sex for the first 8 weeks to keep desire in Paul Hackett's eyes. Dunn lasted until the massage scene weekend, had an 'accident', and Scorsese stopped the take and guessed instantly.
    “You ruined this whole scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:55:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Catherine O'Hara and John Heard: Best-aged detail: a glimpse of the future Home Alone parents through a window, before they were movie parents.
    “soon they will be 2 of the most famous parents in movie history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:07 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Cheech and Chong: Chong's remark that it was their own movie inside a Scorsese movie; hosts joke they'd be the Mr. Beast of their time.
    “we were in our own Cheech and Chong movie within a Scorsese movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about After Hours: Best character name goes to Horst; second place Kiki Bridges; Marcy is a lost name.
    “Nobody names their kid Marcy anymore.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:03:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Paul Hackett: Bill's what-aged-worst: the name reminds him of Jets OC Paul Hackett and later Nathaniel Hackett and Aaron Rodgers.
    “I can't I don't want to hear that name out loud.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:29 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Linda Fiorentino: Bill's long riff: why wasn't she ever on The Sopranos; he proposes a one-episode arc where she messes with Tony and he kills her.
    “She could have done a one episode arc where she's just fucking with Tony and then Tony kills her.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:11:11 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about After Hours: Best double-casting what-if: Tim Burton was attached, withdrew for Scorsese, and made Pee-wee's Big Adventure the same year.
    “I will never stand in the way of Martin Scorsese wants to make a movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:13:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Linda Fiorentino / Anthony Pellicano: Sean's research: Fiorentino dated a former FBI agent who pulled files for Pellicano's case, and he pleaded guilty; Bill: that's a movie.
    “That's a movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:27:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Samuel L. Jackson: Casting what-if: 1980s crazy Sam Jackson for two minutes as a barfly or vigilante mob member; 'Jules Winfield would be great.'
    “I'd love to have Jules just in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:36:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about After Hours: Category 'best life lesson' verdict: nothing good happens after 2 AM; 'don't chase the night.'
    “Nothing good happens after 2 AM.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:40:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Melanie Griffith: Her ex Don Johnson, Miami Vice, ponytail year: she got back with him after rehab, three weeks after filming.
    “So she went in rehab 3 weeks after filming and then, um, got back together with Don Johnson, my guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:21:00 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Kevin Spacey: New award invented: Kevin Spacey doing cocaine and harassing Tess in the limo wins craziest foreshadowing of a real-life event.
    “craziest foreshadowing of a real life event.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:52:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Melanie Griffith: She told a 2017 interview she repeatedly made passes at Alec Baldwin, who said no thanks.
    “repeatedly made passes at Alec Baldwin and he said, no thanks”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:35:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Working Girl: Is Tess the villain? Bill argues she stole Catherine's idea, boyfriend and job; the rest of the table disagrees.
    “Are we sure Tess isn't the villain of this movie?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:59:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Rocky: Bill saw Rocky in 1976 in Dedham with his dad and left confused whether Rocky won, because they announced only one scorecard.
    “But leaving, my big memory was being confused whether he won the fight or not and asking my dad like, but what was the scorecard?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:09:24 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Sylvester Stallone: He sold the script to ABC; Henry Winkler had to get it back, and Stallone insisted on writing and starring for far less money.
    “Stallone betting on himself is a chapter.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:21:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Sylvester Stallone: This is the 11th Stallone Rewatchable, moving him into the top five with Denzel.
    “By the way, we've done, this is our 11th Stallone rewatchable.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:23:34 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Rocky: Hot take: the 1976 Oscars; Stallone lost to Peter Finch and Network; the hosts relitigate best actor and best picture.
    “But the important part here is it's not Rocky.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:33:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Roger Ebert: Bill reads Ebert's four-star review, the week after Crash, the running Ebert gag.
    “A description of it would sound like a cliche from beginning to end, but Rocky isn't about a story.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:00 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Rocky: The first 45 minutes of Rocky are too slow for kids who prefer Rocky 3 and 4 today.
    “My kids wanted to watch Rocky 3 and Rocky 4”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Rocky: Most rewatchable: the Spider Rico fight and the $70.20 / $40 payoffs before the credits, which sets expectations.
    “I love the beginning with the Spider Rico fight.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:55 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Rocky: Most rewatchable: Gonna Fly Now training; the stairs, and the 5 AM first-day training that sets them up.
    “Honestly, I think this is one of the best sports movie scenes of all time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:43:35 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Rocky: Most rewatchable: the 14th round, 'cut me, Mick' and Apollo's shoulder slump.
    “Cut me, Mick is great too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:47:19 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Rocky: The turtles from the movie were reported alive as of 2021 and Stallone kept them.
    “Still alive as of 2021, which...”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:53:12 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Rocky: Stallone's real dog Butkus was sold for $50 while he was broke writing the script; he bought it back after selling the script.
    “Stallone's real dog, that Stallone sold for $50 because he was so broke when he was writing this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:02:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Rocky: Original script was darker: Rocky threw the fight and Mickey was a racist; those were softened.
    “It had Rocky throw in the fight.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:17:00 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)