Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 1–20 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise.

Stances

  • Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told
  • Friday 2 is a leap over the original

Humor: Digressive, sports-analogy heavy, and self-teasing about his office and Rewatchables running gags.

In their words

  • “There was 2 commercials, spring, summer, 1980 that scared the fuck out of me.” (0:07:38)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves Halloween and the 1970s; admires the film's craft and rewatchability, especially Leatherface's unintentional comedy. Hates Franklin, hitchhikers, and unlikely logistics. Uses sports and pop-culture analogies for everything.

Stances

  • The film is a rewatchable, not just a great movie
  • Leatherface is the hilarious favorite slasher
  • The hitchhiker is scarier than Leatherface
  • Hooper won the movie

Humor: Runs sports, NFL and podcast-world analogies and mock-outrage bits against Craig and the staff.

In their words

  • “I think it is a rewatchable, but I'm willing to hear the other side of it” (0:01:29)
  • “This guy is scarier than Leatherface.” (0:33:36)

The Rewatchables: ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves from-hell thrillers and movies that are fun to talk about even when they fail; a Boston guy who remembers where he saw things (Zoolander two weeks after 9/11). Can't stand a movie that wastes a good premise. A sucker for hoops details and stars' career arcs.

Stances

  • Domestic Disturbance is bad but a rewatchable good-bad movie
  • Vaughn and Travolta are mismatched to their roles
  • Cut footage and PG-13 killed the movie

Humor: Dry, trivia-heavy, with self-mockery about his own research and notes.

In their words

  • “I'm so relieved that this is how you're framing it.” (0:03:10)
  • “I saw Zoolander in the theater in Boston.” (0:11:47)

The Rewatchables: A CR Month Mailbag! (host)

Loves ranking, tallies and lists (Pantheon, Hall of Fame, Mount Rushmores), and treats the show like a sports franchise with categories as awards. Hates inauthentic, silly-looking athletics and bad stinkers, and has always disliked narration (now conceding). Sucker for Midnight Run, Almost Famous, and sports analogies for everything.

Stances

  • Concedes narration is fine when the movie is good
  • Wants to build a Rewatchables Hall of Fame with plaques
  • Wants to rewatch Midnight Run
  • Treats the cell-phone conspiracy as plausible

Humor: Self-deprecating bits about his own mispronunciations and sports-metaphor overreach.

In their words

  • “Okay, these are all actual emails from actual listeners.” (0:04:36)
  • “I think I'm just wrong.” (0:37:25)
  • “I'm gonna admit defeat.” (0:37:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves sports movies, tropes and underdog arcs; loves racing movies more than real racing. Can't stand people who throw cards. Sucker for Pacino speeches, Pitt as an old-school star, and hot takes about better endings.

Stances

  • F1 is the movie of the 2020s on feel
  • Sonny should have crashed and JP won
  • Brad Pitt is above Matt Damon in culture
  • Nobody should throw cards for fun

Humor: Dry listmaker who stages bits and fake categories with deadpan.

In their words

  • “This is a better movie if Sonny crashes.” (0:55:40)
  • “I don't like anybody in real life or in movies that throws cards for fun.” (1:19:45)

The Rewatchables: ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt (host)

Loves 1980s teen comedies and the Hughes run, ranking The Breakfast Club an all timer; lists teen movies by year and tracks careers and what-ifs. Rates the movie fun but is bothered by how Lisa is written and by the age gap in the kiss.

Stances

  • Weird Science is a super fun watch with weird elements you must factor in with the 80s
  • Anthony Michael Hall should have been a bigger star
  • Hottest take: Lisa sucks

Humor: Dry list-making and award names, reading research aloud like a deadpan docket.

In their words

  • “And I mentioned this because I was 15 years old when I saw this movie in the theater.” (0:03:11)
  • “They're both pantheon for me, but breakfast club's an all timer for me.” (1:23:34)
  • “Lisa sucks.” (1:15:07)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sprawling statistics and lists (genre-checkbox years, Carrey's run) and a good Oscars grievance. Cannot resist a bit about bars, themed restaurants and sports metaphors. A sucker for the 1990s and for movies that hold up on repeat.

Stances

  • Carrey's 94-2000 run is the best by a comedian
  • 1998 checked every genre box
  • Movies should run about 100 minutes

Humor: Rapid-fire riffs that fold sports and gambling into movie talk.

In their words

  • “Carries the star, obviously, and carries in this heater from 94 to 2000.” (0:27:23)
  • “I think 1998 is in the running for the greatest checking all the boxes movie year we've ever had.” (1:06:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves 80s TV that wrecks him (China Beach), cool-guy actors like Madsen, and big dumb 90s movies sold on a single premise. Teased for being a sucker for the Hollywood Hills guy's lifestyle. Dislikes Sil-adjacent logic holes less than he enjoys them.

Stances

  • Species is a great B movie that gets a pass
  • Wants Madsen and Helgenberger to have been a TV duo
  • Would be Robbie in another life

Humor: Deadpan sports-and-pop-culture analogies and self-aware sleaze.

In their words

  • “I fucking love China Beach.” (0:07:15)
  • “Bill, you see yourself as Robbie, huh?” (0:37:46)

The Rewatchables: ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves 80s and 90s crowd-pleasers, Goodfellas as his favorite movie, and a good Hollywood backstory. Can't stand pot smoke and bike traffic in modern New York, Pee-wee, or Jade. A sucker for actresses who deserved better careers (Arquette, Fiorentino) and sports-brain comparisons.

Stances

  • Fiorentino and Arquette were robbed of better careers
  • 80s Scorsese is the best
  • Warriors is superior to After Hours as a night movie
  • Tom Hanks or Keaton would improve the lead

Humor: Breathless riffs, absurd hypotheticals (kill Reagan for Arquette) and sports analogies.

In their words

  • “I don't know how Linda Fiorentino was never on the Sopranos.” (1:09:50)
  • “Would you have killed Ronald Reagan for Rosanne Arquette?” (0:33:25)

The Rewatchables: ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson (host)

Loves the pop-culture web of the 80s: songs, TV, sports ads and movie stars tied together, and reads Ebert and old press clippings. Will take a bold contrarian stance (Tess may be the villain) and invents award categories. Cannot stand an unexplained plot hole or a premise that ruins itself, but forgives absurdity when the emotion works.

Stances

  • Tess might be the villain; she took Catherine's idea, boyfriend and job
  • The Pointer Sisters' 'I'm So Excited' is secretly the most important pop-culture song

Humor: Runs deadpan bits and invented awards, and teases co-hosts' obsessions.

In their words

  • “is secretly the most important pop culture song of all time.” (1:27:43)
  • “Are we sure Tess isn't the villain of this movie?” (1:59:14)

The Rewatchables: ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves Rocky as a cultural phenomenon he lived through in 1976, and the sports-movie recipe it created. Loves the casting what-if games and the running categories. Can't stand slow courtship scenes in 2025 terms. A sucker for Stallone and for lore.

Stances

  • Rocky is one of the most important movies of the last 50 years
  • Rocky was a phenomenon in 1976, comparable to Jaws and Star Wars
  • Stallone wins the movie
  • All the President's Men should have won the Oscar

Humor: Drops running bits (Ebert, hot takes, categories) and teases the others about Boston and doo-wop.

In their words

  • “I saw in Dedham, Massachusetts with my dad.” (0:08:57)
  • “Roger Ebert, our guy.” (0:34:50)
  • “I'm old enough to remember this.” (0:13:11)

The Rewatchables: ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin (host)

Loves football, sports movies and the long run of sports books and shows; likes nitpicks and ranking lists. Fond of Billy Bob Thornton and the TV show, with a Grantland-era sense of history. Enjoys odds, lines and fantasy-football talk.

Stances

  • Friday Night Lights is a top-six football movie, behind The Longest Yard
  • Movies where the good guys lose are great for rewatchability
  • Billy Bob should have been the TV Coach Taylor, as a career move
  • Coach Gaines is arguably a bad coach
  • Cruise is too small and not Texan, so Hanks wins

Humor: Banter, tallies and running-bit award names, plus deadpan wagers and career-strategist asides.

In their words

  • “I think Billy Bob should have played the coach in the TV show.” (1:17:08)
  • “I think longest yard is just number one.” (1:39:56)
  • “Coach Gaines, maybe just a bad coach.” (1:04:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves the whole texture of Pulp Fiction and builds the whole show around categories and awards. Cares about specific lines, casting what-ifs, and bits that tie to sports (Paul George, Dion Waiters, NBA draft). Can't stand lazy nitpicks and the weak link of Fabienne's 12 minutes. A sucker for diners, milkshakes, and the lifestyle nostalgia of the movie.

Stances

  • Fabienne's 12 minutes is the weakest part of Pulp Fiction
  • Dump 8 of those minutes for a real Wilson vs Coolidge boxing sequence
  • Vincent Vega is completely incompetent
  • Cruise as Vincent or Butch is the Apex Mountain casting pick

Humor: Runs category gags and sports analogies, and escalates absurd 'unanswerable questions'.

In their words

  • “Well, we have some bonus categories for this one.” (0:02:34)
  • “I will say that for as awesome as this film has so many great shots.” (1:11:22)
  • “I hate to tell Tarantino what to do, who's incredible creative achievement, but if you dump 8 of the 12 minutes with Butch's girlfriend,” (1:36:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

He disliked Twister in 1996 because it felt like the start of the effects-driven blockbuster era but now loves it for the old-school feel of real danger. He is a sucker for summer-calendar history, box office numbers, and a movie you can leave on for three days. He reads casting and career arcs through NBA and NFL analogies.

Stances

  • Twister is underrated and he held it unfairly in 1996
  • Practical effects make the actors feel in actual danger
  • 1996 is the year the summer blockbuster calendar was set
  • Jonas should have had more scenes
  • Disaster movies should be natural disasters and not star the Rock

Humor: Sports analogies for everything, dry running bits, and mock-outrage over the group's picks.

In their words

  • “I watched it twice in the last week.” (0:03:10)
  • “I actually like it more than I've ever liked it in my life.” (0:03:12)
  • “I treated it this time around, like basically tried to recreate the circumstances of an old school rewatchable” (0:10:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves the 90s Myers era (Wayne's World, Axe Murderer) more than the Powers films. A sucker for Heather Graham and Garth-style sidekicks. Dislikes the rap song and the Fat Bastard sleeping bit; wants comedians to stay comedians.

Stances

  • Myers era best in Wayne's World/Axe Murderer
  • Comedians should not go serious
  • Mike Myers won the movie

Humor: Digressive trivia dropper and conspiracy-tangent jokester.

In their words

  • “We never want them to become serious actors.” (0:15:47)
  • “I'm older than you.” (0:04:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves 80s movie-star careers, studio and box-office lore, and Kathleen Turner as a teenage ideal. Cannot stand wasted runtime and the DeVito framing scenes. A sucker for production trivia, deleted scenes and Phil Collins-style what-ifs.

Stances

  • The DeVito framing scenes are the weak link and could be cut
  • Turner is the better performer in the Douglas/Turner combo
  • The dog should have been made into pate
  • Roses is 'hall of fame' evidence that they don't make movies like this anymore

Humor: Dry, list-making and rhetorical, with sports analogies and running-bit category names.

In their words

  • “But man, when I was growing up in the 80s.” (0:08:23)
  • “She was like my platonic ideal for like someday I hope I get to marry somebody like Kathleen Turner.” (0:08:26)
  • “The Danny DeVito scenes, even though there's good wisdom in them” (0:48:09)
  • “I think it's more important that they both actually die than that you know for sure that the dog died.” (1:05:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Bill loves Richard Gere's charisma at full power and a movie that gets more unhinged as it goes. He keeps the categories moving and loves sports analogies and long-ago junket stories. He is a sucker for a villain you end up rooting for, and he is dismissive of Bad Lieutenant for trying too hard.

Stances

  • Gere's Dennis Peck is his best performance
  • He actually wants more dirty-cop movies
  • Bad Lieutenant is not a rewatchable

Humor: Sports-flavored riffs and mock-awards, like the Rick Dalton Award, and impressions.

In their words

  • “I think this is his best performance in a movie.” (0:09:09)
  • “Little like Kenny Pickett on the Steelers.” (0:18:52)
  • “I interviewed Ron Silver at the Ali Junket in 2001.” (0:51:48)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Bill loves Pacino's swagger and Any Given Sunday, loves Heat, and treats the Michael Mann signature as a thing he can pick at, calling out the slow-motion ending and score as dated. He is a sports guy who can't let go of the Knicks 'semifinals' line, and he has little patience for stray bad casting like Wings Hauser. He is a sucker for scenery-chewers like Bruce McGill.

Stances

  • Pacino's Any Given Sunday is his favorite Pacino performance other than The Godfather
  • The slow-motion ending is bad and tacky
  • Cigarette smoking in movies makes people look cool
  • Pacino should have smoked in this movie

Humor: Digressive and comic, uses sports analogies (LeBron, Knicks, Dion Waiters) and bits that run on.

In their words

  • “The Inch's speech is all time for me and that movie's terrible and he's carrying it like LeBron carried the 2007 caps.” (0:09:36)
  • “It's just kind of tacky.” (0:51:33)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Big Chill’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves The Big Chill enough to make it his birthday movie and has seen it more than almost anything. Cares about football-movie accuracy, soundtrack craft and the 80s ensemble dramedy. Can't stand bad touch football scenes and the Oscars' snubs.

Stances

  • The Big Chill is a movie he returns to again and again
  • Touch football in movies is never done right
  • Kasdan's first five years are the greatest screenwriting run

Humor: Runs bits and riffs, jokes about the show's low bar and his own friends.

In their words

  • “Every year on my birthday, we do a movie that I love, and this year we're doing the big chill.” (0:00:58)
  • “I've never been satisfied with the movie touch football scene.” (1:34:03)

The Rewatchables: ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves quotable, rewatchable movies (Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, Speed), the Sopranos, and craps and sports analogies. Hates narrators generally, but allows this one. Sucker for lists, categories, and made-up channels.

Stances

  • Lessons from the movie are the best part; 'nobody cares' wins
  • Bar-intro scene is a Goodfellas rip
  • Chazz Palminteri won the movie
  • Hasn't seen John Wick 4 yet; will wait for the perfect time

Humor: Runs the format as a bit machine, with channel pitches, rankings, and teasing his co-hosts.

In their words

  • “I hate narrators.” (1:10:32)
  • “I always wanted an all-jail movie channel called Bars, B-A-R-Z.” (1:05:05)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 101–200 of 1,295 claims.

  1. craft (craft): Martin Donnelly → F1. The crash that ends Sonny's career was based on Donnelly's real crash, and he advised on the film.
    “The crash that ended, Sonny's career was based on the actual crash of Martin Donnelly in the 1990s Spanish Grand Prix.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:25:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  2. contrast (contrast): F1 → Cliffhanger. JP's mom yelling at Sonny is the new Michael Rooker in Cliffhanger award for pointless blame.
    “It's the Michael Rooker and Cliffhanger.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:33:46 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  3. lineage (lineage): F1 → Grand Prix. Frankenheimer's 1966 racing picture is the double-feature pick.
    “I'm going Grand Prix, the John Frankenheimer movie from 66.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:41:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Better Off Dead. Weird Science is one of eight 'semi-deranged' 1985 teen movies; Better Off Dead parodies the teen movie while being one.
    “Um, which is almost like parodying the teen movie as they're making a teen movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:09 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  5. theme (theme): Weird Science → Teen Wolf. Teen Wolf is on the list of weird 1985 teen movies and was already a Rewatchables episode.
    “There's Teen Wolf, which we've already done in the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  6. contrast (contrast): Secret Admirer → The Ice Storm. Secret Admirer is a teen movie that turns into couples with marital issues, like The Ice Storm.
    “There's Secret Admirer, which is a combination teen movie, but it's also like the ice storm.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:24 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. theme (theme): Mischief → Weird Science. Mischief goes back to the 50s but has the same premise of kids trying to get laid.
    “And then mischief, which goes back to the 50s, but is basically the same premise of kids trying to get laid.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:05:41 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  8. theme (theme): Weird Science → Can't Buy Me Love. Can't Buy Me Love is another version of the 80s premise of guys trying to get laid, by buying a fake girlfriend.
    “And you left out Can't Buy Me Love, which is another version of this where the guy's like, what if I used all my lawnmower money for a couple years and bought a fake girlfriend for a couple months?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:07:17 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  9. lineage (lineage): Superbad → Weird Science. Weird Science may be the biggest influence on Superbad.
    “Like, I feel like, I don't know which was the biggest influence on Superbad.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:07:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  10. programming (programming): Weird Science → Sneakers. The last pod Bill and Kyle did was Sneakers, also a computers-in-the-dark-ages movie.
    “this isn't interesting because the last pod you and I did, we did sneakers, which is in the 90s, and we still didn't know what computers could do.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:12:19 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  11. industry (industry): Pump Up the Volume → Weird Science. Pump Up the Volume is named as a movie that clearly created podcasts; the question is whether Weird Science created Alexa.
    “And we've talked about this in the past, like pump up the volume, clearly created podcasts.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:13:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  12. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Her. Weird Science did years earlier what Her does: making a fake hot woman because you cannot meet a real one.
    “Like, that was the movie 15 years or so later, whatever that was that weird science was doing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:14:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. theme (theme): Weird Science → Her. Derek Thompson's male-loneliness podcast ties the 1985 premise to today: kids who cannot meet anybody would not leave the house.
    “Derek Thompson just did a podcast for us about male loneliness”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  14. theme (theme): John Hughes → Taylor Sheridan. Bill's notes pair Hughes and Taylor Sheridan as the two greatest creative forces, as if on the limitless drug.
    “Hughes and Taylor Sheridan are the 2 greatest creative creative forces we've ever had.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:16:21 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  15. career (career): Anthony Michael Hall → Sixteen Candles. Ebert wrote that Hall was the geek in 16 Candles and the intellectual in The Breakfast Club.
    “he wrote that Hall was the geek in 16 candles in the intellectual Breakfast Club.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:17:55 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  16. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hall's Gary is charismatic and confident, more like Ferris Bueller than a nerd.
    “Gary feels more like Ferris Bueller to me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:19:50 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  17. people (people): John Hughes → Anthony Michael Hall. Hughes saw Hall as his proxy, Scorsese to De Niro.
    “This is like, I'm Scorsese and you're De Niro, basically.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:20:27 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  18. what-if (what-if): Anthony Michael Hall → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hall turned down Pretty in Pink and Ferris Bueller; Ferris would have been the move away from the dork side.
    “And He turned down both roles.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:20:30 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. career (career): Anthony Michael Hall → Johnny B. Good. Trying to escape the dork typecast, Hall became the jock in Johnny B. Good, which the speaker finds boring.
    “he becomes the jock in Johnny B. Good”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:21:18 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  20. career (career): Kelly LeBrock → Hard to Kill. LeBrock's first three credits are The Woman in Red, Weird Science and Hard to Kill.
    “This is her IMDb, woman in red with Gene Wilder, weird science and hard to kill, which we've already done in the rewatchables.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:26:39 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. contrast (contrast): Kelly LeBrock → Phoebe Cates and Kevin Kline. Phoebe Cates is the happy version of a lost 80s actress who found love; LeBrock's is the depressing one.
    “So the 2 the 2 lost actresses of the 80s for falling in love were her and Phoebe Cates.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:28:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  22. what-if (what-if): Kelly LeBrock → Austin Powers. A decade later LeBrock would have been the Elizabeth Hurley part in Austin Powers.
    “She's probably the Elizabeth Hurley part in Austin Powers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:30:16 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Al Feldstein. The movie is based on a 1951 pre-Code comic by Al Feldstein.
    “this was based on the 1951 pre-comics code comic made of the future by Al Feldstein.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:30:25 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  24. verdict (verdict): Weird Science → Roger Ebert. Ebert gave it 3 stars and called Kelly LeBrock wonderful.
    “Roger Ebert, 3 stars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:30:44 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  25. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Frankenstein. Ebert's review says the movie combines male teenage fantasy with Frankenstein's monster.
    “Inflamed male teenage fantasies and Frankenstein's monster.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:31:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  26. craft (craft): Anthony Michael Hall → Richard Pryor. Hall does a Richard Pryor impression in the Chet-stairs scene; Hughes and Hall both loved Pryor.
    “He's basically doing a richer Pryor impersonation”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:35:16 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  27. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Superbad. Weird Science's ending was 'completely ripped off by super bad'.
    “Uh, really satisfying ending, then just completely ripped off by super bad.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:42:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. verdict (verdict): Danny Elfman → Weird Science. Elfman is not a fan of the title song and is dismissive of it in interviews, though the speaker likes it.
    “So Elfman, like not a fan. He's kind of dis about it, which is really annoying.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:45:35 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  29. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → The Breakfast Club. Weird Science was shot at the same high school as The Breakfast Club, here called Shermer High School.
    “You mentioned this movie was filmed at the same high school as the Breakfast Club and it was actually called Shermer High School.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:48:32 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  30. craft (craft): Weird Science → Back to School. Downey's Back to School look and this character are very similar, hair included.
    “because the back to school and this character are very similar.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:49:21 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  31. career (career): Robert Downey Jr. → Less Than Zero. Downey did not really pop until Less Than Zero.
    “I don't think he really popped until, uh, until less than zero.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:49:45 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  32. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Dazed and Confused. Ilan Mitchell-Smith as lead is compared to Wiley Wiggins as Mitch Kramer: a lot put on a young unproven lead.
    “very similar too, is the Wiley Wiggins dazed and confused performance as Mitch Kramer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:05:31 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  33. what-if (what-if): Robert Downey Jr. → Weird Science. Downey would have been the right Wyatt, with Hall and Downey as the two stars.
    “I think you could have realistically put him in that in that Wyatt spot and it would have played.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:07:02 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  34. lineage (lineage): Weird Science → Mad Max 2. The climactic biker-gang sequence is an homage to The Road Warrior with the same actor and makeup.
    “it's pulled right from this movie that had just come out, same actor, same makeup, same everything, they're like doing an homage to it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:08:03 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  35. craft (craft): Weird Science → Mad Max 2. The Road Warrior homage is a nine-minute sequence, about 10% of the movie.
    “It comprises 10% of the whole movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:08:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  36. career (career): Vernon Wells → Commando. The Weird Science biker leader is the Commando villain.
    “And it's our guy, Bernie Wells.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:09:06 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  37. people (people): Wendy and Lisa → Prince. Wendy and Lisa wrote the Purple Rain song that Prince performs in the film.
    “he came up with this awesome song that Wendy and Lisa wrote for him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:12:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  38. craft (craft): Weird Science → Oingo Boingo. The speaker imagines the title song was written after the band was told the plot and shown the film, Frankenstein vibe included.
    “I'm making this movie. It's about these 15 year old kids that create basically like the perfect woman and she comes out of the computer and has sex with them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:13:46 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  39. lineage (lineage): Kenny Loggins → Footloose. The speaker's read is that Loggins wrote the song first and the film took its title from it.
    “I feel like Loggins did Footloose. He wrote the song and then they were like, good song. We should name the movie Footloose.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:14:27 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  40. what-if (what-if): Kelly Emberg → Weird Science. Kelly Emberg was first cast as Lisa and left after two days over creative differences.
    “initially, Kelly Emberg, a motto who had been in Sports Illustrated was cast as Lisa, left after 2 days for creative differences.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:16:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  41. what-if (what-if): Demi Moore → Weird Science. Demi Moore auditioned for Lisa and did not get it.
    “Also auditioning for the part of Lisa and not getting it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:16:57 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  42. what-if (what-if): Robin Wright → Weird Science. Robin Wright, a soap actress, auditioned for Lisa and did not get it.
    “Well, the other one was Robin Wright, who would go on to become the most beautiful woman in the world and Princess Bride.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:17:18 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  43. what-if (what-if): Anthony Michael Hall → National Lampoon's European Vacation. Hall had a choice between European Vacation and Weird Science and chose wisely.
    “Anthony Michael Hall had a choice of doing National Lampoon's European vacation or this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:17:56 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  44. career (career): Britt Leach → Father of the Bride. Gary's dad actor is the grocery store manager in Father of the Bride and in The Great Outdoors.
    “He's in, he has a scene in Father of the Bride when George Banks crashes out, as they say, at the hot dogs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:18:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. career (career): Bill Paxton → Aliens. Paxton is funny even in serious movies like Aliens (game over, man).
    “And then even in serious movies like aliens, when he's just like, you know, game over, man”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:22:05 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  46. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Home Alone. Chet is a top asshole older brother in a comedy; his competition includes Home Alone's Buzz, though Uncle Frank is worse.
    “He's competing against the Home Alone, older brother.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:22:37 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  47. verdict (verdict): The Breakfast Club → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Bill ranks Breakfast Club above Ferris, though both are pantheon.
    “They're both pantheon for me, but breakfast club's an all timer for me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:23:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. theme (theme): Weird Science → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Hughes always adds a sentimental scene at the end, like Ferris, and Weird Science's 'like me for me' speech.
    “Like Hughes will always give you a little bit of green beans on the side.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:24:16 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  49. contrast (contrast): Weird Science → Risky Business. For houses cleaned up before the parents return, Risky Business still beats Weird Science.
    “I still think it's risky business.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:25:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. what-if (what-if): Philip Seymour Hoffman → Weird Science. Hoffman would have been a great Chet in a recasting.
    “What role of Feeble Philip Seymour Hoffman had played clearly, Chet?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:27:05 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  51. programming (programming): Weird Science → The Breakfast Club. Bill's double feature is The Breakfast Club, making it an Anthony Michael Hall night.
    “My double feature is Breakfast Club for the same reason”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:40:35 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  52. what-if (what-if): The Truman Show → Robin Williams. The lead is called the most Robin Williams part he never played; he was circled before Carrey.
    “It really was the most Robin Williams part ever that he didn't do.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:08:33 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. industry (industry): The Truman Show → Ed TV. Ed TV, a similar-premise film with McConaughey, was being made at the same time.
    “And they were making Ed TV at the same time with the McConaughey.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. contrast (contrast): The Truman Show → 7 Up (Michael Apted series). Like Apted's series, lives play out inside a film framework, but Truman does not know he is participating.
    “the crucial thing about Truman is that he doesn't know he's participating in something that everybody else does.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  55. contrast (contrast): The Truman Show → Top Gun: Maverick. Powell contrasts the first AD's nightmare on Truman Show with Top Gun: Maverick, the biggest people-count movie he made, with Navy briefs.
    “Top Gun Maverick was probably the that was probably the biggest, most amount of people movie you made.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:15:31 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  56. theme (theme): The Truman Show → The Razor's Edge. Truman is Carrey's version of the comedian who does a serious turn, a Hollywood staple.
    “The comedian who doesn't want to be a comedian for a movie movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:17:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  57. what-if (what-if): Glen Powell → Heat. Riffing on a Heat sequel, they imagine Powell in the Val Kilmer part: a baseball career in Panama.
    “What is that? The Val Kilmer part from heat.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:19:15 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  58. career (career): Jim Carrey → The Truman Show. Carrey's 94-to-2000 run with Truman Show in the middle is called the best run any comedian has had.
    “Carries the star, obviously, and carries in this heater from 94 to 2000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:27:23 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  59. career (career): Jim Carrey → Robin Williams. Carrey and Williams are the two comedians with the most talent to cross over into movies.
    “But Robin Williams and Jim Carrey would probably be my number.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:28:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  60. contrast (contrast): Eddie Murphy → Jim Carrey. Murphy had a similar seven-year run and bigger box office but never landed drama the way Carrey did.
    “he never figured out the drama side in the same way.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:28:43 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  61. industry (industry): Roger Ebert → Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Siskel and Ebert had said after Ace Ventura that Carrey would never have a movie career, then apologized on air for Truman Show.
    “they said he would never have a movie career.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:08 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  62. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → The Truman Show. Ebert gave Truman Show four stars and wrote about the values technology forces on humanity.
    “So Ebert, 4 stars, uh, absolutely loved it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:37:09 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  63. craft (craft): The Truman Show → Raiders of the Lost Ark. Truman Show has a major plot beat every ten minutes, passing an invented Raiders-style screenplay test.
    “This movie passes the Raiders of the Lost Arc screenplay test that I'm inventing”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:48:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  64. programming (programming): The Truman Show → The Running Man. 1998 is praised as the year that checked every genre box, with Truman Show as sci-fi, a model for movie-year variety and Powell's Running Man.
    “I think 1998 is in the running for the greatest checking all the boxes movie year we've ever had.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:05 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  65. programming (programming): The Truman Show → Armageddon. In the 1998 genre roster, Truman Show is the sci-fi entry and Armageddon the action entry.
    “Sci-fi Truman show.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:06:54 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  66. what-if (what-if): The Truman Show → Dennis Hopper. Hopper was cast as Christoph and fired after two days of scenes.
    “Dennis Hopper was supposed to be Christoph and was Christoph in film 2 days of scenes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:39 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  67. career (career): Jim Carrey → Tom Cruise. At 1998, Carrey is the most powerful actor other than maybe Hanks and Cruise (who is doing Eyes Wide Shut).
    “And Cruz, but Cruz is doing eyes wide.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:19:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  68. career (career): Laura Linney → You Can Count on Me. Linney's apex is early 2000s with You Can Count on Me, Primal Fear around the same era.
    “When she says, you can count on me and she just becomes one of the most respected actresses.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:20:09 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. programming (programming): The Truman Show → Gattaca. Double feature: Gattaca, the other Andrew Nichol film.
    “Gattica, underscene, other Andrew Nichol”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:34:14 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  70. career (career): Marg Helgenberger → China Beach. Helgenberger played a hooker with a heart of gold on China Beach.
    “This was a, she played a hooker with a heart of gold in China Beach.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:07:10 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  71. what-if (what-if): Species → Kung Fu. An alien alone in a big city could have been a Kung Fu-style TV show.
    “that could have been like kung fu.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:13:48 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  72. contrast (contrast): Ben Kingsley → Jaws 2. The all-time version of the Kingsley-in-Species award is Roy Scheider in Jaws 2.
    “Scheider and Jaws 2.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:24:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  73. contrast (contrast): Species → Saturday Night Live. The empath crew reminds the speaker of the SNL Christopher Walken Trivial Psychic sketch.
    “It's honestly like that SNL sketch with Christopher Walken, Trivial Psychic.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:29:04 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  74. career (career): Michelle Williams → Manchester by the Sea. Wish to ask Williams about Species on the Manchester by the Sea junket; she disavowed the film.
    “I would have loved to have been like on the junket for Manchester by the sea.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:38:14 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  75. contrast (contrast): Species → F1. The empath touching the dirt to find the alien is compared to Sonny Hayes touching the track.
    “like Sonny Hayes touching the track.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:41:38 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  76. contrast (contrast): Species → Tony Romo. Is the Species empath like Tony Romo reading the defense? Predictive versus reactive.
    “Is Tony Romo kind of an empath?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:43:54 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  77. career (career): Roger Donaldson → The Getaway. Donaldson also directed The Getaway.
    “Your guy Roger Donaldson also did the getaway.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:53:17 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  78. career (career): Roger Donaldson → Cocktail. Donaldson also directed Cocktail.
    “We've done he also did cocktail.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:53:24 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  79. craft (craft): Species → Alien. H.R. Giger, who designed the creatures in the Alien films, also designed the creature in Species.
    “Who designed the creatures in the alien films?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:12:34 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  80. lineage (lineage): Species → Alien. Giger thought Species ripped off too many other alien movies, such as the chest-burster.
    “He thought the movie ripped off too many other alien movies”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:12:56 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  81. craft (craft): H.R. Giger → Species. Giger designed the creature; he objected to the ending, so the filmmakers used a headshot kill that had not appeared in an alien movie.
    “So then he threw his body in front of whatever the ending initially was and they ended up doing the headshot kill instead because that hadn't been in an alien movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:13:15 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  82. craft (craft): Species → Speed. The mid-90s BMW convertible in Species reminds them of the car in Speed.
    “What is homie driving in speed?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:15:50 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  83. what-if (what-if): Philip Seymour Hoffman → Species. Hoffman would be perfect for the Alfred Molina part.
    “Philip Seymour Hoffman, Raw.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:17:41 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  84. programming (programming): Species → Under the Skin. Proposed as a double feature, but it is an art film so Van upgrades it.
    “Under the skin, as in Scarlett Johansson?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:29:05 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  85. craft (mood): After Hours → Escape from New York. Bill's lost-at-3am Meatpacking night felt like Escape from New York.
    “oh, it becomes escape from New York.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:05:04 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  86. contrast (city contrast): After Hours → Swingers. Bill contrasts New York cabs with LA car culture in Swingers.
    “if you watch swingers and everybody's in their cars and they have like multiple scenes where the 5 guys are driving in their cars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:09:08 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  87. verdict (verdict): Peter Gabriel → The Last Temptation of Christ. The host praises the Peter Gabriel soundtrack to the Scorsese film that was cancelled and later made.
    “I really like the soundtrack. It is a good soundtrack. It's I was really cranking it in the late 80s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:16:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. industry (studio retreat): The King of Comedy → After Hours. King of Comedy bombing and Fox pulling it set up Scorsese's retreat to small-scale After Hours; he said 70s directors had lost to studios.
    “And that was when I really understood that the 70s were over for me”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:18:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  89. industry (Oscar upset): Ordinary People → Raging Bull. Raging Bull lost Best Picture to Ordinary People, which Bill still rates better than Out of Africa.
    “I think for when he lost Raging Bull, 2 ordinary people, when he lost the best film.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:21:01 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  90. industry (Oscar upset): Gandhi → E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Gandhi beat E.T. for Best Picture, which the hosts think was wrong.
    “something else that was just like so clearly the superior film in our opinion.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:21:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  91. what-if (what-if): Ryan Coogler → After Hours. Bill wishes Coogler would make his own After Hours, a small one-day weird movie.
    “I just wish I could see Ryan Cougars after hours where he's just like, yeah, it's just everything takes place in one day”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:27:09 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  92. unmapped (slow vs fast): Martin Scorsese → Stanley Kubrick. Hosts wish great directors like Scorsese and Coogler would bang out quick movies like Soderbergh; Kubrick is cited as another who took his time.
    “So Stan Kubrick is another one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:27:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. people (director-method aside): After Hours → Eyes Wide Shut. Bill cites Kubrick pressing Cruise and Kidman emotionally on Eyes Wide Shut.
    “what he did to Cruz and Kidman, where he was just clearly trying to break them emotionally”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:28:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  94. career (career rescue): Rosanna Arquette → Pulp Fiction. Tarantino cast her as Trudy (the face piercings) because she was underused.
    “So funny that Tarantino...”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:34:06 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  95. what-if (what-if casting): Rosanna Arquette → Desperately Seeking Susan. Bill says Arquette could have had Meg Ryan's career parts, citing Susan as a Meg Ryan role.
    “if you watch her in desperately seeking Susan.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:34:56 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  96. what-if (what-if casting): Rosanna Arquette → When Harry Met Sally. Could have been the lead in When Harry Met Sally.
    “She could have been when Harry met Sally easily.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:35:06 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  97. people (people): Rosanna Arquette → Toto. Toto reportedly wrote the song 'Rosanna' because she walked into the room, per a yacht rock documentary.
    “Toto was like, what's right, Rosanna, about Rosanna Arquette, because she walked into the room and we fucking had to write a song about it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:35:45 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  98. unmapped (same-year role): Linda Fiorentino → Vision Quest. Fiorentino is also in Vision Quest in 1985, whose premise is a high school kid and the hot lady upstairs.
    “She's in this envision quest in the same year.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:36:52 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. unmapped (critical dissent): Pauline Kael → After Hours. Kael called it a hired-hand vacuous piece of consumer goods; the hosts say that misses the movie.
    “Scorsese's using his skills and even his personality like a hired hand.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:41:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  100. craft (shared device): After Hours → Halloween. Bill compares the interrupted never-finished story to Loomis and the undertaker in Halloween.
    “Loomis is looking for Myris's grave, and the undertaker is telling this long story.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:43:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)

Their fun items

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  1. fun, about Friday the 13th: Bill's mother and stepfather-to-be saw it in a Stamford theater; when Jason rose from the lake a man screamed 'get the fuck out' and ran up the aisle.
    “this guy in front of them, stood up, screamed, get the fuck out, and started running out of the theater.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:08:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Dinner scene shoot: John Dugan refused to redo 5-hour grandpa makeup, so they shot it all in 30 hours, 100 degrees, rotting food, blackout curtains, cast puking outside. Edwin Neal called it worse than Vietnam.
    “filming that scene was the worst time of my life, and I had been in Vietnam with people trying to kill me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:25:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Hot take from Bill: the hitchhiker is scarier than Leatherface, because everyone has met someone fully gone in a bar who wants to show them a knife.
    “This guy is scarier than Leatherface.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:33:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Most 1974 thing: the hitchhiker's Polaroid with flashbulb, 'chain saw' as two words, 'old lady' for a girlfriend, and hitchhikers themselves.
    “And then, uh, I think the winner is just hitchhikers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:46:09 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: The We Slaughter Barbecue sign and the gas station aged best; the real gas station is now a horror-themed barbecue restaurant and motel in Texas.
    “Oh, we slaughter barbecue sign?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:50:07 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Facts: 83 minutes, 868 edits, one chainsaw, one outfit, a $60,000 shoot (later $125K budget with promotion); it made $31 million; Ebert gave it 2 stars.
    “There are 868 edits and an 83 minute movie, which apparently is a lot.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:51:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Franklin: Bill's 'who we hate' pick: nobody is a worse hang than Franklin; Texas Monthly called him one of the most despicable handicapped people in film, the only one who almost deserves his death.
    “I absolutely hate Franklin.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:56:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Only one chainsaw death in the whole movie (Franklin), prompting the joke that it should be Texas Hammer Massacre.
    “I mean, in some ways, Texas Hammer Massacre didn't go really the same.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:00:45 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Bill's hottest take: Leatherface was the victim, just defending his property in his own house with a hobby of taxidermy.
    “Leatherface was the victim.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:06:04 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Craig's life lesson: the real lesson is don't pick up hitchhikers and always have a full tank; Bill notes the lesson from Miyagi is get gas when you need it.
    “don't drop below a half tank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:07:10 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Casting what-ifs: Bill's 1974 big-cast version has Jeff Bridges, Rob Reiner (wheelchair), Ron Howard, Penny Marshall and Goldie Hawn as the final girl. The real unknown actors are what makes it work. Cruise or Hanks gag in the van.
    “Jeff Bridges, Rob Reiner and Ron Howard, maybe Rob Reiners in the wheelchair.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:08:29 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Gunnar Hansen: Hansen admitted in his book Chainsaw Confidential that after failed attempts he secretly removed the protective tape from the knife and cut Burns's finger for real; Bill calls it an OSHA violation.
    “he secretly removed the protected tape from the knife and cut Marilyn Burns's finger for real.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:10:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Money story: financed by mob-linked money (the Deep Throat producers), cast kept signing away shares, company went bankrupt, New Line bought the stuff and belatedly paid; nobody went on to a career.
    “They ended up getting financing from basically the mob.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:11:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Hans Gruber villain scale: Leatherface is a 10 out of 10, shattering the ceiling.
    “I have Leatherface has to be a 10 out of 10.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:18:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Gunnar Hansen: Body Odor Award to Leatherface: he had one dyed shirt for four weeks and by the end of the shoot no one would stand near him.
    “by the end of the shoot, no one would stand near him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:18:52 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about The Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Who won the movie: Tobe Hooper, who got the best career out of it, at the Universal lot with Spielberg, directing Poltergeist.
    “Hooper? Yeah, I think so.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:31:26 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Domestic Disturbance: Cut story: planned for late 2001, 9/11 moved Zoolander up, and Paramount chopped 22 minutes and went PG-13.
    “So they push this movie up to like October and they decided it needs to be shorter and they just chopped 22 minutes from it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:11:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Domestic Disturbance: Ebert quote: the audience critics saw the wrong last reel. He had to watch the movie twice in a week.
    “the final confrontation so badly choreographed that I was not the least bit surprised when the studio called to say the Chicago critics had, quote, seen the wrong last reel.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:37:00 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Podcast: The mailbag will be quarterly from now on because they get too many emails.
    “We have, we've only been doing the mailbags once a year, and we decided that's, it's got to be quarterly from now on.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:02:11 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Anti-apex: Anti-apex list of listener's: Travolta in Look Who's Talking, Mike Myers in Love Guru, Brando in Dr. Moreau, Cliffhanger for a rock-climbing date.
    “Cliffhanger as anti-apex for a rock climbing date.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:08:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Fight Club: Listener pictures Ed Norton's narrator looking at Bill praising new top boy Craig.
    “I feel like destroying something beautiful.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:12:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Fargo: Listener notes the Fargo pod never mentioned that the restaurant is carpeted, spawning a what-age-the-most idea.
    “Carpeted restaurants seem like a what's age the best, what's age, the worst, split decision?”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:13:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Midnight Run: Midnight Run ends up a list of accessories the movie needed; Bill wants to do it again.
    “This question made me want to do midnight run again, because we did it, I think, 1st year.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:29:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Sicario: Craig suggests Alejandro killed the cartel leader too fast; listener jokes he is a future true crime subject.
    “I'd like to suggest the Bangkok Coralback tip off award for is Craig actually a serial killer who will one day have his own Netflix true crime documentary?”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:33:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Goodfellas: Listener calls Forrest Gump the best premature ejaculation movie in a narrated list.
    “Best premature ejaculation movie, Forrest Gump.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:36:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Doc Holliday: Doc Holliday is a no-organ-donation pick: you'd get TB.
    “Doc Holiday, you would get sicker getting Doc Holiday's organs.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:43:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Hall of Fame: Hall of Fame will have plaques and a special pod.
    “I think we should just make, we should actually really put more time into this and then like announce it on some special pod and have like plaques and stuff.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:08:33 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Almost Famous: Bill's family watched the bootleg cut and decided which 35 minutes of deleted scenes deserved to stay.
    “I would say there's probably 3 scenes that they could have added.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:21:05 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Serial killers: A New Yorker theory: leaded gasoline created a generation of serial killers, powering Netflix.
    “did lead poisoning create a generation of serial killers in the 70s.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:22:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about F1: Simmons opens by calling F1 the number-one movie of the 2020s on feel; the production looked like a bust for two years.
    “I cant believe this actually worked out movie of the 2020s CR.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:02:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about F1: Seeing it in IMAX at the Grove, the whole family left exhilarated and nobody touched a phone.
    “nobody was on their phone the whole time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:04:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about F1: The trope list of the show: the best that never was, old versus new, the spark-needing team, the climactic race.
    “The best that never was.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:12:20 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Brad Pitt: Pitt got $30 million for F1, and the hosts credit him for people taking it seriously.
    “He got $30000000 for this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:18:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Brad Pitt: Pitt's seven longest-tail movies: Seven, Fight Club, Ocean's 11, Basterds, Moneyball, Once Upon a Time, F1.
    “Seven, Fight Club, Ocean's 11, Bastards, Moneyball, once upon a time, an F1.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:24:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Movie athletes by decade: Simmons's list: North Dallas 40, Drago, Willie Beaman or Rod Tidwell, Tim Riggins, Adonis Creed, then JP.
    “2020s, Josh Pierce, an F1.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:31:14 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Josh Pearce / JP: JP's social-media persona is called the best 2020s version of a movie athlete.
    “It's the best I've seen in a movie this decade, I think, for where we are in the 2020s with social media.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:31:28 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Joseph Kosinski: He directed the Gears of War 'Mad World' commercial.
    “It's called Mad World, the Gears of War commercial.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:41:34 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Roger Ebert: The running joke: Ebert is dead, so they guess his star ratings: Rush 4, Days of Thunder 2, Top Gun 2.5.
    “Roger Ebert did not review this movie because he's been dead for like 10 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:44:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about F1: Hottest take: the movie is better if Sonny crashes and JP wins, even if it ends up bad for the movie industry.
    “This is a better movie if Sonny crashes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:55:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about F1: F1 is the new soccer: a sport you must pretend to care about as a cosmopolitan fan.
    “So to me, F1 is the new soccer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:01:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about F1: Pitt's trailer: no one lives in a trailer better than Pitt in a movie.
    “I don't know if anyone's ever lived in a trailer better than him in a movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:04:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about F1: Nitpick: Sonny is far too old; the oldest winner of a Grand Prix was 53 in 1951.
    “Sonny is way too fucking old to be an F1 driver.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:11:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about F1: Working title was Apex; both title options are criticized.
    “In 2023, ESPN reported that the film was titled Apex.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:12:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Old guy schooling young guy: Top five: Lean on Me, Rocky vs Tommy Gunn, Above the Rim, Star Wars splits, Good Will Hunting.
    “This is the top 5 scenes of old guys schooling young guys in movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Card throwing: Hottest take: do not trust people who throw cards for fun, with Gambit the one exception.
    “I don't like anybody in real life or in movies that throws cards for fun.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:19:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Casting what-ifs: Simone Ashley was cut from the final film as Josh's love interest.
    “Simone Ashley, we do know that she did promotional tour interviews is in the movie as his love interest and then just got cut out.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:22:40 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about F1: Research: the crash that ended Sonny's career was based on Martin Donnelly's at the Spanish Grand Prix.
    “The crash that ended, Sonny's career was based on the actual crash of Martin Donnelly”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:25:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about F1: Bernie Collins, a former F1 strategy engineer, inspired the Kate character.
    “provided the inspiration for the Carrie Conan character.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:25:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about F1: Brand sponsorships brought at least $4 million, one reason the budget was disputed.
    “sponsorships from Bears Brands in this movie brought in at least 4000000 bucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:26:14 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Kelly LeBrock: LeBrock described her Weird Science role as Mary Poppins with breasts, from a Hughes documentary; she is the best part because the character is made to improve the boys.
    “she plays Mary Poppins with Brest, which I thought was a good way to describe the character.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:29:25 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Bill Paxton: Chet is in only three scenes, takes an hour off, and yet is the best Weird Science.
    “but I think the best weird science is when he's on screen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:42:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Oingo Boingo: Elfman is dismissive of the title song and video; Beavis and Butt-Head's reaction became the best thing that happened to it.
    “Butthead's like, why didn't they let this guy back in Duran Duran, and Beavis goes, because he sucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:45:47 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about David Lee Roth: There was an 18-month window where David Lee Roth made sense in your movie.
    “There's an 18 month window where it made sense to have David Lee Roth in your movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 0:46:27 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Lisa: The hottest take: Lisa sucks, she pulls a gun on Gary's dad and wipes his memory.
    “Lisa sucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Bill Paxton: Paxton showed up in the party scene in sunglasses and a trench coat just to be around the set; cast calls him the nicest person.
    “Apparently he dresses up in his sunglasses in a trench coat, trench coat, and he's in the party scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:21:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Losing It: Cruise reportedly bought every copy of Losing It; it cannot be found, along with Soul Man.
    “And then he went and bought every copy that was left.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:26:17 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about Kelly LeBrock: LeBrock wore a jacket sold to a pawn shop in Beverly Hills for $25,000.
    “I just want to point out the jacket, worn by Kelly LeBrock in this film, was sold to a pawn shop in Beverly Hills for 25,000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:38:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about Weird Science: Craig's reaction on learning LeBrock married Seagal is called the favorite moment of the pod.
    “Craig, if we could rewind this pod, the part where you had a natural reaction to Kelly LeBrock, we married to Steven Seagal was my favorite moment.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt · 1:44:36 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about The Truman Show: Bill rewatched it for a week on pay-per-view reruns using an illegal cable box in Boston in the late 90s.
    “I had an illegal cable box in Boston in the late 90s”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:11:11 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Jim Carrey: Siskel and Ebert gave an on-air apology to Carrey after saying he'd never have a film career following Ace Ventura.
    “And on-air apology to Jim Carrey.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:05 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about The Truman Show: Cats absent in Sea Haven; Powell notes Sofia is overrun with dogs and Plovdiv with cats; Mallory Rubin will be furious.
    “I'm only saying this for Mallory Rubin because she works with us”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:46:56 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about The Truman Show: Screenplay beats land every ten minutes: boat, Lauren, set, wedding photo, name, dad.
    “20 minutes we meet Lauren.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 0:49:24 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Jim Carrey: Took a pay cut to 12 million from a 20 million asking, and said it was the fastest he'd accepted a role.
    “And he said it was the fastest he'd ever accepted a role.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:25 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Species: Meta category: Michael Madsen is the reason this film was picked after his death; Bill wanted Donnie Brasco, but Chris said Species.
    “Michael Matson passed away and we had to do a Michael Matson movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:02:41 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Ben Kingsley: New award coined: The Ben Kingsley in Species Award for it doesn't seem like you really want to be here.
    “The Ben Kingsley and Species Award for it doesn't seem like you really want to be here.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:16:50 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Species: Read before the Ebert review: a $35 million budget and a gross garbled in the transcript as $13.3 million (later someone says it made over $100 million).
    “$35000000 budget, man, $13.3 million.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:25:02 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Roger Ebert: The two-star Ebert review is read; the panel's response is settle down and have some fun.
    “Settle down, Rush.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:25:35 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Species: Opening: no preamble, Michelle Williams in a cage, B movie that starts right away. Most rewatchable scene pick.
    “Michelle Williams in a cage.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:27:21 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Species: Palisades guy: the nicest man in the movie, who gets killed 30 seconds after his big swing.
    “Was there a bigger swing for a human being in 30 seconds than that guy's night?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:34:56 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Species: The Hollywood Hills guy, Robbie, looks like Nick Wright; the club murder and the Long Island iced tea section is Bill's favorite part.
    “I love the Hollywood Hills, that whole scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:37:37 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Species: Best character name: Preston Lennox and Xavier Fitch.
    “Preston Lennox is good though.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:54:42 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Ben Kingsley: Casting what-if: Brosnan's part, Kingsley found out and was like fuck this.
    “I think Kingsley found out and was like, fuck this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:08:40 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Species: Why it matters: pre-internet, pre-online porn; people had to go to theaters, and a naked horny alien was how you got them there.
    “It's pre-internet.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:31:00 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Rosanna Arquette: Bill's category: she is the movie's best-kept secret; Toto wrote a song because she walked into a room.
    “Toto was like, what's right, Rosanna, about Rosanna Arquette, because she walked into the room and we fucking had to write a song about it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:35:44 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Griffin Dunn / After Hours: Scorsese told Dunn not to have sex for the first 8 weeks to keep desire in Paul Hackett's eyes. Dunn lasted until the massage scene weekend, had an 'accident', and Scorsese stopped the take and guessed instantly.
    “You ruined this whole scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:55:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Catherine O'Hara and John Heard: Best-aged detail: a glimpse of the future Home Alone parents through a window, before they were movie parents.
    “soon they will be 2 of the most famous parents in movie history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:07 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Cheech and Chong: Chong's remark that it was their own movie inside a Scorsese movie; hosts joke they'd be the Mr. Beast of their time.
    “we were in our own Cheech and Chong movie within a Scorsese movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about After Hours: Best character name goes to Horst; second place Kiki Bridges; Marcy is a lost name.
    “Nobody names their kid Marcy anymore.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:03:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Paul Hackett: Bill's what-aged-worst: the name reminds him of Jets OC Paul Hackett and later Nathaniel Hackett and Aaron Rodgers.
    “I can't I don't want to hear that name out loud.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:29 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Linda Fiorentino: Bill's long riff: why wasn't she ever on The Sopranos; he proposes a one-episode arc where she messes with Tony and he kills her.
    “She could have done a one episode arc where she's just fucking with Tony and then Tony kills her.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:11:11 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about After Hours: Best double-casting what-if: Tim Burton was attached, withdrew for Scorsese, and made Pee-wee's Big Adventure the same year.
    “I will never stand in the way of Martin Scorsese wants to make a movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:13:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Linda Fiorentino / Anthony Pellicano: Sean's research: Fiorentino dated a former FBI agent who pulled files for Pellicano's case, and he pleaded guilty; Bill: that's a movie.
    “That's a movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:27:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Samuel L. Jackson: Casting what-if: 1980s crazy Sam Jackson for two minutes as a barfly or vigilante mob member; 'Jules Winfield would be great.'
    “I'd love to have Jules just in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:36:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about After Hours: Category 'best life lesson' verdict: nothing good happens after 2 AM; 'don't chase the night.'
    “Nothing good happens after 2 AM.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 1:40:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Melanie Griffith: Her ex Don Johnson, Miami Vice, ponytail year: she got back with him after rehab, three weeks after filming.
    “So she went in rehab 3 weeks after filming and then, um, got back together with Don Johnson, my guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:21:00 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Kevin Spacey: New award invented: Kevin Spacey doing cocaine and harassing Tess in the limo wins craziest foreshadowing of a real-life event.
    “craziest foreshadowing of a real life event.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 0:52:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Melanie Griffith: She told a 2017 interview she repeatedly made passes at Alec Baldwin, who said no thanks.
    “repeatedly made passes at Alec Baldwin and he said, no thanks”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:35:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Working Girl: Is Tess the villain? Bill argues she stole Catherine's idea, boyfriend and job; the rest of the table disagrees.
    “Are we sure Tess isn't the villain of this movie?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson · 1:59:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Rocky: Bill saw Rocky in 1976 in Dedham with his dad and left confused whether Rocky won, because they announced only one scorecard.
    “But leaving, my big memory was being confused whether he won the fight or not and asking my dad like, but what was the scorecard?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:09:24 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Sylvester Stallone: He sold the script to ABC; Henry Winkler had to get it back, and Stallone insisted on writing and starring for far less money.
    “Stallone betting on himself is a chapter.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:21:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Sylvester Stallone: This is the 11th Stallone Rewatchable, moving him into the top five with Denzel.
    “By the way, we've done, this is our 11th Stallone rewatchable.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:23:34 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Rocky: Hot take: the 1976 Oscars; Stallone lost to Peter Finch and Network; the hosts relitigate best actor and best picture.
    “But the important part here is it's not Rocky.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:33:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Roger Ebert: Bill reads Ebert's four-star review, the week after Crash, the running Ebert gag.
    “A description of it would sound like a cliche from beginning to end, but Rocky isn't about a story.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:00 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Rocky: The first 45 minutes of Rocky are too slow for kids who prefer Rocky 3 and 4 today.
    “My kids wanted to watch Rocky 3 and Rocky 4”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Rocky: Most rewatchable: the Spider Rico fight and the $70.20 / $40 payoffs before the credits, which sets expectations.
    “I love the beginning with the Spider Rico fight.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:55 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Rocky: Most rewatchable: Gonna Fly Now training; the stairs, and the 5 AM first-day training that sets them up.
    “Honestly, I think this is one of the best sports movie scenes of all time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:43:35 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Rocky: Most rewatchable: the 14th round, 'cut me, Mick' and Apollo's shoulder slump.
    “Cut me, Mick is great too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:47:19 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Rocky: The turtles from the movie were reported alive as of 2021 and Stallone kept them.
    “Still alive as of 2021, which...”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:53:12 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Rocky: Stallone's real dog Butkus was sold for $50 while he was broke writing the script; he bought it back after selling the script.
    “Stallone's real dog, that Stallone sold for $50 because he was so broke when he was writing this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:02:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Rocky: Original script was darker: Rocky threw the fight and Mickey was a racist; those were softened.
    “It had Rocky throw in the fight.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:17:00 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)