Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 1–20 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise.

Stances

  • Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told
  • Friday 2 is a leap over the original

Humor: Digressive, sports-analogy heavy, and self-teasing about his office and Rewatchables running gags.

In their words

  • “There was 2 commercials, spring, summer, 1980 that scared the fuck out of me.” (0:07:38)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves Halloween and the 1970s; admires the film's craft and rewatchability, especially Leatherface's unintentional comedy. Hates Franklin, hitchhikers, and unlikely logistics. Uses sports and pop-culture analogies for everything.

Stances

  • The film is a rewatchable, not just a great movie
  • Leatherface is the hilarious favorite slasher
  • The hitchhiker is scarier than Leatherface
  • Hooper won the movie

Humor: Runs sports, NFL and podcast-world analogies and mock-outrage bits against Craig and the staff.

In their words

  • “I think it is a rewatchable, but I'm willing to hear the other side of it” (0:01:29)
  • “This guy is scarier than Leatherface.” (0:33:36)

The Rewatchables: ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves from-hell thrillers and movies that are fun to talk about even when they fail; a Boston guy who remembers where he saw things (Zoolander two weeks after 9/11). Can't stand a movie that wastes a good premise. A sucker for hoops details and stars' career arcs.

Stances

  • Domestic Disturbance is bad but a rewatchable good-bad movie
  • Vaughn and Travolta are mismatched to their roles
  • Cut footage and PG-13 killed the movie

Humor: Dry, trivia-heavy, with self-mockery about his own research and notes.

In their words

  • “I'm so relieved that this is how you're framing it.” (0:03:10)
  • “I saw Zoolander in the theater in Boston.” (0:11:47)

The Rewatchables: A CR Month Mailbag! (host)

Loves ranking, tallies and lists (Pantheon, Hall of Fame, Mount Rushmores), and treats the show like a sports franchise with categories as awards. Hates inauthentic, silly-looking athletics and bad stinkers, and has always disliked narration (now conceding). Sucker for Midnight Run, Almost Famous, and sports analogies for everything.

Stances

  • Concedes narration is fine when the movie is good
  • Wants to build a Rewatchables Hall of Fame with plaques
  • Wants to rewatch Midnight Run
  • Treats the cell-phone conspiracy as plausible

Humor: Self-deprecating bits about his own mispronunciations and sports-metaphor overreach.

In their words

  • “Okay, these are all actual emails from actual listeners.” (0:04:36)
  • “I think I'm just wrong.” (0:37:25)
  • “I'm gonna admit defeat.” (0:37:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves sports movies, tropes and underdog arcs; loves racing movies more than real racing. Can't stand people who throw cards. Sucker for Pacino speeches, Pitt as an old-school star, and hot takes about better endings.

Stances

  • F1 is the movie of the 2020s on feel
  • Sonny should have crashed and JP won
  • Brad Pitt is above Matt Damon in culture
  • Nobody should throw cards for fun

Humor: Dry listmaker who stages bits and fake categories with deadpan.

In their words

  • “This is a better movie if Sonny crashes.” (0:55:40)
  • “I don't like anybody in real life or in movies that throws cards for fun.” (1:19:45)

The Rewatchables: ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt (host)

Loves 1980s teen comedies and the Hughes run, ranking The Breakfast Club an all timer; lists teen movies by year and tracks careers and what-ifs. Rates the movie fun but is bothered by how Lisa is written and by the age gap in the kiss.

Stances

  • Weird Science is a super fun watch with weird elements you must factor in with the 80s
  • Anthony Michael Hall should have been a bigger star
  • Hottest take: Lisa sucks

Humor: Dry list-making and award names, reading research aloud like a deadpan docket.

In their words

  • “And I mentioned this because I was 15 years old when I saw this movie in the theater.” (0:03:11)
  • “They're both pantheon for me, but breakfast club's an all timer for me.” (1:23:34)
  • “Lisa sucks.” (1:15:07)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sprawling statistics and lists (genre-checkbox years, Carrey's run) and a good Oscars grievance. Cannot resist a bit about bars, themed restaurants and sports metaphors. A sucker for the 1990s and for movies that hold up on repeat.

Stances

  • Carrey's 94-2000 run is the best by a comedian
  • 1998 checked every genre box
  • Movies should run about 100 minutes

Humor: Rapid-fire riffs that fold sports and gambling into movie talk.

In their words

  • “Carries the star, obviously, and carries in this heater from 94 to 2000.” (0:27:23)
  • “I think 1998 is in the running for the greatest checking all the boxes movie year we've ever had.” (1:06:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves 80s TV that wrecks him (China Beach), cool-guy actors like Madsen, and big dumb 90s movies sold on a single premise. Teased for being a sucker for the Hollywood Hills guy's lifestyle. Dislikes Sil-adjacent logic holes less than he enjoys them.

Stances

  • Species is a great B movie that gets a pass
  • Wants Madsen and Helgenberger to have been a TV duo
  • Would be Robbie in another life

Humor: Deadpan sports-and-pop-culture analogies and self-aware sleaze.

In their words

  • “I fucking love China Beach.” (0:07:15)
  • “Bill, you see yourself as Robbie, huh?” (0:37:46)

The Rewatchables: ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves 80s and 90s crowd-pleasers, Goodfellas as his favorite movie, and a good Hollywood backstory. Can't stand pot smoke and bike traffic in modern New York, Pee-wee, or Jade. A sucker for actresses who deserved better careers (Arquette, Fiorentino) and sports-brain comparisons.

Stances

  • Fiorentino and Arquette were robbed of better careers
  • 80s Scorsese is the best
  • Warriors is superior to After Hours as a night movie
  • Tom Hanks or Keaton would improve the lead

Humor: Breathless riffs, absurd hypotheticals (kill Reagan for Arquette) and sports analogies.

In their words

  • “I don't know how Linda Fiorentino was never on the Sopranos.” (1:09:50)
  • “Would you have killed Ronald Reagan for Rosanne Arquette?” (0:33:25)

The Rewatchables: ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson (host)

Loves the pop-culture web of the 80s: songs, TV, sports ads and movie stars tied together, and reads Ebert and old press clippings. Will take a bold contrarian stance (Tess may be the villain) and invents award categories. Cannot stand an unexplained plot hole or a premise that ruins itself, but forgives absurdity when the emotion works.

Stances

  • Tess might be the villain; she took Catherine's idea, boyfriend and job
  • The Pointer Sisters' 'I'm So Excited' is secretly the most important pop-culture song

Humor: Runs deadpan bits and invented awards, and teases co-hosts' obsessions.

In their words

  • “is secretly the most important pop culture song of all time.” (1:27:43)
  • “Are we sure Tess isn't the villain of this movie?” (1:59:14)

The Rewatchables: ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves Rocky as a cultural phenomenon he lived through in 1976, and the sports-movie recipe it created. Loves the casting what-if games and the running categories. Can't stand slow courtship scenes in 2025 terms. A sucker for Stallone and for lore.

Stances

  • Rocky is one of the most important movies of the last 50 years
  • Rocky was a phenomenon in 1976, comparable to Jaws and Star Wars
  • Stallone wins the movie
  • All the President's Men should have won the Oscar

Humor: Drops running bits (Ebert, hot takes, categories) and teases the others about Boston and doo-wop.

In their words

  • “I saw in Dedham, Massachusetts with my dad.” (0:08:57)
  • “Roger Ebert, our guy.” (0:34:50)
  • “I'm old enough to remember this.” (0:13:11)

The Rewatchables: ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin (host)

Loves football, sports movies and the long run of sports books and shows; likes nitpicks and ranking lists. Fond of Billy Bob Thornton and the TV show, with a Grantland-era sense of history. Enjoys odds, lines and fantasy-football talk.

Stances

  • Friday Night Lights is a top-six football movie, behind The Longest Yard
  • Movies where the good guys lose are great for rewatchability
  • Billy Bob should have been the TV Coach Taylor, as a career move
  • Coach Gaines is arguably a bad coach
  • Cruise is too small and not Texan, so Hanks wins

Humor: Banter, tallies and running-bit award names, plus deadpan wagers and career-strategist asides.

In their words

  • “I think Billy Bob should have played the coach in the TV show.” (1:17:08)
  • “I think longest yard is just number one.” (1:39:56)
  • “Coach Gaines, maybe just a bad coach.” (1:04:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves the whole texture of Pulp Fiction and builds the whole show around categories and awards. Cares about specific lines, casting what-ifs, and bits that tie to sports (Paul George, Dion Waiters, NBA draft). Can't stand lazy nitpicks and the weak link of Fabienne's 12 minutes. A sucker for diners, milkshakes, and the lifestyle nostalgia of the movie.

Stances

  • Fabienne's 12 minutes is the weakest part of Pulp Fiction
  • Dump 8 of those minutes for a real Wilson vs Coolidge boxing sequence
  • Vincent Vega is completely incompetent
  • Cruise as Vincent or Butch is the Apex Mountain casting pick

Humor: Runs category gags and sports analogies, and escalates absurd 'unanswerable questions'.

In their words

  • “Well, we have some bonus categories for this one.” (0:02:34)
  • “I will say that for as awesome as this film has so many great shots.” (1:11:22)
  • “I hate to tell Tarantino what to do, who's incredible creative achievement, but if you dump 8 of the 12 minutes with Butch's girlfriend,” (1:36:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

He disliked Twister in 1996 because it felt like the start of the effects-driven blockbuster era but now loves it for the old-school feel of real danger. He is a sucker for summer-calendar history, box office numbers, and a movie you can leave on for three days. He reads casting and career arcs through NBA and NFL analogies.

Stances

  • Twister is underrated and he held it unfairly in 1996
  • Practical effects make the actors feel in actual danger
  • 1996 is the year the summer blockbuster calendar was set
  • Jonas should have had more scenes
  • Disaster movies should be natural disasters and not star the Rock

Humor: Sports analogies for everything, dry running bits, and mock-outrage over the group's picks.

In their words

  • “I watched it twice in the last week.” (0:03:10)
  • “I actually like it more than I've ever liked it in my life.” (0:03:12)
  • “I treated it this time around, like basically tried to recreate the circumstances of an old school rewatchable” (0:10:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves the 90s Myers era (Wayne's World, Axe Murderer) more than the Powers films. A sucker for Heather Graham and Garth-style sidekicks. Dislikes the rap song and the Fat Bastard sleeping bit; wants comedians to stay comedians.

Stances

  • Myers era best in Wayne's World/Axe Murderer
  • Comedians should not go serious
  • Mike Myers won the movie

Humor: Digressive trivia dropper and conspiracy-tangent jokester.

In their words

  • “We never want them to become serious actors.” (0:15:47)
  • “I'm older than you.” (0:04:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves 80s movie-star careers, studio and box-office lore, and Kathleen Turner as a teenage ideal. Cannot stand wasted runtime and the DeVito framing scenes. A sucker for production trivia, deleted scenes and Phil Collins-style what-ifs.

Stances

  • The DeVito framing scenes are the weak link and could be cut
  • Turner is the better performer in the Douglas/Turner combo
  • The dog should have been made into pate
  • Roses is 'hall of fame' evidence that they don't make movies like this anymore

Humor: Dry, list-making and rhetorical, with sports analogies and running-bit category names.

In their words

  • “But man, when I was growing up in the 80s.” (0:08:23)
  • “She was like my platonic ideal for like someday I hope I get to marry somebody like Kathleen Turner.” (0:08:26)
  • “The Danny DeVito scenes, even though there's good wisdom in them” (0:48:09)
  • “I think it's more important that they both actually die than that you know for sure that the dog died.” (1:05:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Bill loves Richard Gere's charisma at full power and a movie that gets more unhinged as it goes. He keeps the categories moving and loves sports analogies and long-ago junket stories. He is a sucker for a villain you end up rooting for, and he is dismissive of Bad Lieutenant for trying too hard.

Stances

  • Gere's Dennis Peck is his best performance
  • He actually wants more dirty-cop movies
  • Bad Lieutenant is not a rewatchable

Humor: Sports-flavored riffs and mock-awards, like the Rick Dalton Award, and impressions.

In their words

  • “I think this is his best performance in a movie.” (0:09:09)
  • “Little like Kenny Pickett on the Steelers.” (0:18:52)
  • “I interviewed Ron Silver at the Ali Junket in 2001.” (0:51:48)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Bill loves Pacino's swagger and Any Given Sunday, loves Heat, and treats the Michael Mann signature as a thing he can pick at, calling out the slow-motion ending and score as dated. He is a sports guy who can't let go of the Knicks 'semifinals' line, and he has little patience for stray bad casting like Wings Hauser. He is a sucker for scenery-chewers like Bruce McGill.

Stances

  • Pacino's Any Given Sunday is his favorite Pacino performance other than The Godfather
  • The slow-motion ending is bad and tacky
  • Cigarette smoking in movies makes people look cool
  • Pacino should have smoked in this movie

Humor: Digressive and comic, uses sports analogies (LeBron, Knicks, Dion Waiters) and bits that run on.

In their words

  • “The Inch's speech is all time for me and that movie's terrible and he's carrying it like LeBron carried the 2007 caps.” (0:09:36)
  • “It's just kind of tacky.” (0:51:33)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Big Chill’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves The Big Chill enough to make it his birthday movie and has seen it more than almost anything. Cares about football-movie accuracy, soundtrack craft and the 80s ensemble dramedy. Can't stand bad touch football scenes and the Oscars' snubs.

Stances

  • The Big Chill is a movie he returns to again and again
  • Touch football in movies is never done right
  • Kasdan's first five years are the greatest screenwriting run

Humor: Runs bits and riffs, jokes about the show's low bar and his own friends.

In their words

  • “Every year on my birthday, we do a movie that I love, and this year we're doing the big chill.” (0:00:58)
  • “I've never been satisfied with the movie touch football scene.” (1:34:03)

The Rewatchables: ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves quotable, rewatchable movies (Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, Speed), the Sopranos, and craps and sports analogies. Hates narrators generally, but allows this one. Sucker for lists, categories, and made-up channels.

Stances

  • Lessons from the movie are the best part; 'nobody cares' wins
  • Bar-intro scene is a Goodfellas rip
  • Chazz Palminteri won the movie
  • Hasn't seen John Wick 4 yet; will wait for the perfect time

Humor: Runs the format as a bit machine, with channel pitches, rankings, and teasing his co-hosts.

In their words

  • “I hate narrators.” (1:10:32)
  • “I always wanted an all-jail movie channel called Bars, B-A-R-Z.” (1:05:05)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 1–100 of 1,295 claims.

  1. industry (industry): Friday the 13th → The Shining. Spring and summer 1980 TV spots for Friday the 13th and The Shining both scared a ten-year-old; Friday's ad showed every murder.
    “There was 2 commercials, spring, summer, 1980 that scared the fuck out of me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:07:38 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. unmapped (admirer): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Quentin Tarantino. Tarantino wrote that Chainsaw is one of the few perfect movies ever made.
    “To me, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is one of the few perfect movies ever made.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:00:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. lineage (ancestor): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Halloween. Halloween felt like it invented modern horror, but on rewatch Chainsaw is the real ground zero.
    “whenever I watch Chainsaw, I'm like, no, actually this is ground zero.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:03:01 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. unmapped (gimmick): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Thanksgiving. Slasher gimmicks (Freddy, Chucky, Orphan, Thanksgiving) are compared with Leatherface.
    “I thought that Thanksgiving that came out a couple years ago. I thought that guy had a good gimmick.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:09:28 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  5. unmapped (unintentional comedy): Gunnar Hansen → The Silence of the Lambs. Leatherface's unintentional comedy scores 98 on a 100 scale, just behind Buffalo Bill at 100.
    “If Buffalo Bill is a 100 at a 100, Leatherface is like a 98.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:10:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  6. theme (1970s genre birth): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Dirty Harry. Chainsaw is one of eight 1970s films (Dirty Harry, Deep Throat, Last House, Godfather II, Jaws, Rocky, Star Wars, Superman) that spawned the next 50 years of genres.
    “if you just go those 8 movies, that's kind of what would become the next 50 years of movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:14:53 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  7. industry (marketing precedent): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → The Blair Witch Project. The 'based on true events' opening was smart and was ripped off by Blair Witch in 1999, pre-internet.
    “We didn't know any better in 1999.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:17:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. lineage (real-life source): Ed Gein → The Silence of the Lambs. Ed Gein had a big Hollywood footprint; Silence of the Lambs and Manhunter touched on him.
    “A lot of people, silence the lambs, touched on Ed Geen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:19:05 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. unmapped (peer cluster): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → The Last House on the Left. Ebert said Chainsaw belongs with Night of the Living Dead and Last House on the Left as films better than the genre required; also listed as indie-horror example in the 70s genre run.
    “it belongs with 9 Living Dead, last house to the left, films that are really a lot better than the genre required.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:31:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  10. craft (craft): Robert A. Burns → The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. The art director's scavenged animal parts and bones built the chicken room, called maybe the creepiest room in horror history.
    “there's a lot of research about the, uh, the art director, just going around Texas and picking up decomposing animal parts”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:37:47 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  11. craft (last shot): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Halloween. Chainsaw's last shot is an all-time ending, rivaled only by Halloween's empty Myers shots; Chainsaw is judged better.
    “It's an all-time greatest last shot other than possibly Halloween, Myers not being there at the end.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:44:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. unmapped (hitchhiking): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Diary of a Teenage Hitchhiker. Bill thinks the ABC TV movie Diary of a Teenage Hitchhiker, not Chainsaw, was the final nail in hitchhiking.
    “Diary of a Teenage Hitchhiker during the height of ABC TV movies in the 70s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:46:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. people (casting test): Dennis Peck → Internal Affairs. Craig's relationship test: could Internal Affairs' Dennis Peck have charmed Leatherface's family out of the house.
    “You think Dennis could have gotten out of that house?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:09:01 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  14. industry (financing): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Deep Throat. Chainsaw was financed by a mob-linked company that also did Deep Throat and needed to launder its profits.
    “this company that also did Deep Throat and had money that needed to wash the money from Deep Throat”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:11:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  15. unmapped (equity screwing): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → The Social Network. The cast being diluted out of their cut is the worst version of the Social Network equity scene.
    “It was like the worst version of that social network scene”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:12:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. verdict (final girl ranking): Marilyn Burns → Halloween. Lori Strode is the more iconic final girl by body of work, and Ripley is up there; Sally is the underrated one.
    “I think Lori's a more iconic final girl, ultimately.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:14:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  17. verdict (killer ranking): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Psycho. On the movie-murderer Mount Rushmore, Norman Bates and Lecter go up there; Bill picks Myers because of the body of work.
    “I think the answer is probably Myers because of the body of work.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:16:11 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. people (cast): Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation → Matthew McConaughey. The 1995 sequel starred Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey; Kim Henkel, who wrote the original, wrote it.
    “Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the next generation with Renee Zalweger and Matthew McConaughey.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:23:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. lineage (remake): Jessica Biel → The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Remake lineage: Next Generation, Biel reboot, Netflix influencer one, Leatherface (2017), and a rumored Curry Barker reboot with Glen Powell.
    “Well, and now Curry Barker is rumored to be rebooting it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:24:09 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  20. programming (double feature): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Deliverance. A guest pick for a double bill: road trip gone wrong.
    “Oh, my God. Road trip gone wrong.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:31:17 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  21. programming (double feature): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Halloween. Bill pairs it with Halloween to compare how much Halloween cribbed from Chainsaw.
    “I went Halloween just to compare and contrast like how much Halloween, crib done, chainsaw, all that stuff.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:31:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  22. lineage (lineage): Domestic Disturbance → Fatal Attraction. Domestic Disturbance is the late, bad entry in the 'from hell' thriller cycle that began with Fatal Attraction.
    “We had this really good run that starts with fatal fatal attraction into the 80s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:04:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. lineage (lineage): Domestic Disturbance → One Hour Photo. One Hour Photo is cited as the 2000s photo-developer-from-hell entry in the same cycle.
    “You get one hour photo with Robin Williams.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:05:22 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  24. industry (industry): Lakeview Terrace → The Dark Knight. Lakeview Terrace might be the last 'from hell' movie before The Dark Knight took over the villain slot.
    “It could be the last, it could be the last from hell, and then Dark Knight comes along and cleans up hell, you know?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:06:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  25. industry (industry): Domestic Disturbance → Zoolander. After 9/11, Paramount moved Zoolander up and pushed Domestic Disturbance to October, where it was cut by 22 minutes.
    “Paramount has to rush Zoolander up.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:11:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  26. industry (industry): Zoolander → Sidewalks of New York. Sidewalks of New York was Paramount's big September movie and could not open after 9/11.
    “Because Ed Burns has sidewalks of New York.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:11:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  27. career (career): John Travolta → Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction in 1994 began a heater of three to four major movies a year through 2000.
    “He's on a heater from Pulp Fiction 94 through 2000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:22:51 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  28. programming (programming): Harold Becker → Stanley Kubrick. Becker now has as many movies on The Rewatchables as Stanley Kubrick.
    “Harold Becker now has the same number of movies on the rewatchables is Stanley Kubrick.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:30:40 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  29. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → The Good Son. Ebert's Domestic Disturbance rating is compared with his half-star for The Good Son.
    “Last week, Good Son was a half star when we recorded that.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:36:44 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  30. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → Domestic Disturbance. Ebert gave it one and a half stars, calling it a paid holiday for the director.
    “He wrote, the movie is a paid holiday for its director, Harold Becker.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:36:49 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  31. craft (craft): Harold Becker → Michael Hogarth. On his commentary Becker praises the film's credits and their maker, Michael Hogarth, as relayed by the host.
    “I really like these, these, these credits that we made for this film, you know, great credit maker. His name's Michael Hogarth. He's a wonderful guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:48:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  32. programming (programming): Domestic Disturbance → The Good Son. The Good Son (another from-hell movie, already done) is the following week's episode.
    “Well, we did this out of sequence, but good, uh, the good sun, which we've already done is coming next week”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:33:41 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  33. craft (craft): GoldenEye → Tina Turner. Tina Turner's GoldenEye theme song is named an all-time stinker and nominated for the anti-apex award.
    “Because of her all time stinker of a theme song for Golden Eye.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:07:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  34. what-if (what-if): GoldenEye → Dennis Quaid. In the GoldenEye pod Chris Ryan suggested Dennis Quaid for Joe Don Baker's role and Bill shot it down as not old enough.
    “CR says, I think Dennis Quaid is just as good a suggestion as Nick Nolte, and it gets a little testy.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:11:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. craft (craft): Tim Robbins → Bull Durham. Bull Durham is the proposed namesake for a horrible-on-screen-athleticism flex category, though Tim Robbins is defended for his idiosyncratic windup.
    “I nominate Tim Robbins as the namesake for Bull Durham.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:15:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. craft (craft): Young Blood → Rob Lowe. The opposite case: Rob Lowe was taught to skate for the movie and is actually pretty good.
    “One of the best ones for this was they taught Rob Lowe to skate for Young Bud.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:17:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. lineage (lineage): Top Gun → Top Gun: Maverick. Maverick's dogfight football is compared with the original's volleyball scene, which hides its doubles in wide shots.
    “I mean, I went back and watched the volleyball scene from the original Top Gun.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:19:41 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  38. craft (craft): War of the Worlds → Tom Cruise. A Reddit thread defends Cruise's awkward ball toss as a character choice, a father easy on his son.
    “there was Reddit thread defending Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds that's saying that. That's what the character, that's how the character would have thrown the ball.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:20:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  39. craft (craft): For Love of the Game → Kevin Costner. Costner told the speaker that John C. Reilly was the catcher and the film cut carefully around him.
    “which I asked Costner about once, and he is basically like, he was the catcher, and they very carefully cut around him.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:20:59 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. theme (theme): Sicario: Day of the Soldado → The Bourne Identity. Both have the emergency homemade haircut that goes perfectly, a trope a hairdresser's wife hates.
    “Benicio del Toro giving the cartel daughter. the short hairdo before attempting to cross the border.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:23:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. verdict (verdict): Sicario → The Godfather. Godfather beats Sicario for best dinner-scene assassination because it is the bigger, more important movie.
    “Godfather is just a bigger, more important movie.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:25:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. theme (theme): Vision Quest → Sicario. Secret Handshake category: Vision Quest's red wrestling high-tops and Sicario's blue and pink money bands as props only fans recognize.
    “Vision Quest, Loud and Swain's red Asex wrestling high tops, which we talked about on that part for 5 solid.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:26:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. verdict (verdict): To Live and Die in L.A. → Chris Ryan. A listener calls To Live and Die in L.A. a CR special, as Prince's score complimentary.
    “watched to live and die in LA last night, and it's a CR special, if I've ever seen one.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:27:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. what-if (what-if): Sicario → Tom Cruise. Cruise could play the lead if the Blunt role were a man, since studios wanted a male lead and 90s Cruise fits.
    “That makes 90s cruise perfect for this.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:31:43 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  45. what-if (what-if): Heat → Gangs of New York. Listener's 10-percent-better idea: Heat without the Portman storyline or with Vincent doing coke, Gangs of New York with Cameron Diaz recast.
    “how heat would be 10% better if they either dropped the Portman storyline, or had Vincent doing coke, or gangs of New York, if Cameron Diaz was recast.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:35:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. theme (theme): The Shawshank Redemption → Goodfellas. Listener's list of narrated Rewatchables: Shawshank, Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now, Ferris Bueller, Fight Club, Stand by Me, Big Lebowski and more.
    “He, best movie of all time, Shawshank.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:36:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. craft (craft): Blade Runner → Goodfellas. Listener contrasts bad narration crutched in original Blade Runner with narration that makes Goodfellas.
    “It was so bad in the original Blade Runner.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:36:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. verdict (verdict): Goodfellas → Goodfellas. Bill concedes his anti-narration stance: bad narration is the problem, not narration.
    “I think my stance needs to be, there's nothing worse than bad nourish.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:37:19 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  49. people (people): Ernie Anderson → Paul Thomas Anderson. The 70s/80s ABC promo narrator is PTA's dad, and the hosts imagine trailer narration for The Town.
    “But it's that Paul Thomas Anderson's dad.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:39:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. career (career): The Martian → Matt Damon. The Martian is Damon's local-maximum: a post-apex Apex Mountain, the I-still-got-it peak.
    “So Matt Damon, the Martians, a great one.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:41:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  51. theme (theme): Clint Eastwood → The Mule. The Mule gives an octogenarian Clint two threesomes: the namesake for an ego-stroke award.
    “named after Clint Eastwood and the mule, who plays an octogenarian who has 2 separate threesomes.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:44:41 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  52. programming (programming): To Live and Die in L.A. → Bad Lieutenant. Date-night worst movie lists: To Live and Die in L.A. starts one, then Bad Lieutenant, Happiness, 8MM, Come and See.
    “He said, uh, he nominates Bad Lieutenant, Happiness, 8 millimeter and come and see.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:46:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. theme (theme): Minority Report → Eyes Wide Shut. How-is-that-a-job category: Minority Report's eyeball seller, Milich's costume shop in Eyes Wide Shut.
    “Like the dude in minority report who just sells new eyeballs to Tom Cruise.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:55:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. programming (programming): Tom Cruise → Days of Thunder. Craig would do Days of Thunder just to do it.
    “Craig would do traffic Thunder just so we could do traffic Thunder.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:57:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  55. programming (programming): Tom Cruise → Cocktail. With the public-figure Cruise, the pick has to be Cocktail.
    “If it's the cruise, the public figure cruise that we know, it's got to be cocktails.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:57:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  56. industry (industry): Tom Cruise → Al Pacino. Rewatchables Pantheon by number of movies: Cruise 17, Pacino 14, De Niro 13, Denzel 12, Stallone 12.
    “Cruise 17, Pacino 14, De Niro 13, Denzel 12, Stallone 12.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:02:15 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  57. industry (industry): Steven Spielberg → Martin Scorsese. Most-featured directors: Spielberg 9, Tony Scott 9, Michael Mann 8, Scorsese 8.
    “Spielberg 9, Tony Scott 9.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:02:28 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  58. industry (industry): Renee Russo → In the Line of Fire. Rene Russo has been in 7 Rewatchables, a Special Achievement nominee for killing the 90s.
    “She's been in 7 rewatchables movies.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:02:49 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  59. people (people): Philip Seymour Hoffman → Mission: Impossible. PSH is a Special Achievement inductee; his Mission Impossible scene is one Bill keeps rewatching.
    “PSH scene.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:03:06 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. people (people): Catherine Hahn → Step Brothers. Hahn is a Hall of Fame 'Dion Waiters' inductee for Step Brothers; the speaker recalls 25 minutes on the Catalina wine cooler.
    “We did like 15 minutes on how good she was in that movie.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:06:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  61. people (people): Christopher Walken → Pulp Fiction. Walken in Pulp Fiction and True Romance is on the best-short-performance list.
    “Christopher Walken with the combo, pulp, and true romance.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:07:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. career (career): Ben Affleck → Gigli. Gigli is Affleck's nadir mountain, the anti-classic for an Unwatchables month.
    “That's his Nadir Mountain.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  63. theme (theme): Gigli → Rain Man. Justin Bartha's Rain Man impression in Gigli is called a nuclear holocaust his career survived.
    “The hangovers Justin Bartha submits a nuclear holocaust of a rainman impression that his career somehow survived.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. verdict (verdict): Catwoman → Catwoman. Catwoman is one of the worst movies ever made, with a crazy basketball scene.
    “We get a lot of requests for Catwoman because it's really truly one of the worst movies ever made.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  65. career (career): Wayne Gross → Heat. The Heat villain is the ultimate example of an actor haunted by a role.
    “I couldn't even see Wayne Grow again after the heat.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:11:50 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. industry (industry): Heat → Die Hard. Bearer bonds: the tax-lawyer listener accepts them in post-82 movies like Beverly Hills Cop and maybe Die Hard but not in Heat or Panic Room.
    “he can look past it for some post 82 movies like Beverly Hills cop, maybe even die hard.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:13:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. industry (industry): Heat → Panic Room. Bearer bonds in Heat and Panic Room are anachronisms because the 1982 tax act made them rare.
    “But when we get to heat and panic room, no fucking way, basically.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:13:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  68. theme (theme): Phantom Thread → Little Miss Sunshine. Dave Toshki (as transcribed) Animal Crackers Award for niche tastes: Reynolds Woodcock's poisoned mushrooms, the Little Miss Sunshine character, Neil McCauley in Heat.
    “Reynolds Woodcock's fondness for poisoned mushrooms and Phantom Thread.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:14:05 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  69. theme (theme): Out of Sight → Out of Sight. J.Lo as a Dolphins fan in Out of Sight is deemed not niche; she's from Miami.
    “Jennifer Lopez, Dolphins fan in out of sight.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:14:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  70. contrast (contrast): Denise Richards → Elizabeth Shue. The award is renamed for Denise Richards as nuclear physicist Christmas Jones, since it's more absurd than Shue as an astrophysicist.
    “Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist is 100 times more absurd than Elizabeth Shoe.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:16:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. craft (craft): The Social Network → Inglourious Basterds. The best line reading category: Eisenberg's 'That's good, you should be proud' alongside 'Everybody in the German army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz'.
    “It's an all-time line reading that could base smarminess, jealousy, and resentment without showing much emotion.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:16:29 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  72. programming (programming): Zodiac → Almost Famous. AI cut-your-own-runtime fantasy: trim Zodiac to 97 minutes; instead Bill watched the bootleg Almost Famous with 35 extra minutes.
    “we watch the bootleg cut the 2nd time, which has like 35 minutes of additional scenes.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:20:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. programming (programming): Cocktail → Cocktail. Cogwin's law from Cocktail becomes a Life Lesson category; the Cocktail pod was a fun one.
    “He points out, we had so much fun with the laws.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:21:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  74. what-if (what-if): Just One of the Guys → Judd Nelson. Joyce Hyser nearly played Dr. Melfi; equivalent to Judd Nelson almost being Walter White; the 'hammer' of internet research.
    “He said this to me was the equivalent of finding out”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:23:06 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  75. theme (theme): F1 → Chef. Racing movies and Chef's cooking scene both beat watching the real thing.
    “I love racing movies because they're basically awesomely edited.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:07:16 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. theme (theme): F1 → The Color of Money. Color of Money shows billiards as the most exciting cinematic thing; so racing movies work better than racing.
    “if you watch Color of Money, you're like, Billiards is the most exciting cinematic thing”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:08:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  77. lineage (lineage): F1 → Days of Thunder. Same kind of 1990 star-driven racing picture, but F1's camera work leaves it behind.
    “This movie in 1990 was Days of Thunder, which was a very cool movie that I like a lot that we've done on the rewatchables, but it's night and day”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:10:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  78. theme (theme): F1 → Road House. Road House uses the 'you don't understand how good this guy was' trope.
    “Like roadhouse, best cooler.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:12:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  79. theme (theme): F1 → White Men Can't Jump. The movie dodged the White Men Can't Jump interracial-buddy joke.
    “like white man can't jump.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:13:19 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  80. lineage (lineage): F1 → Top Gun: Maverick. Same director and a broadly similar story of an aging star in the cockpit.
    “this movie gets compared to Top Gun Maverick a lot, same director”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:14:21 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  81. theme (theme): F1 → Moneyball. Scrappy underdogs exploiting the margins to beat richer rivals.
    “It's kind of money ball on steroids, though.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:14:29 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. career (career): Brad Pitt → Angelina Jolie. Brangelina swallowed Pitt's career into a long period of lesser movies.
    “That Brangelina thing became so big.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:21:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  83. what-if (what-if): F1 → Moneyball. Pitt might have made three or four more Moneyball-type movies in the Brangelina gap.
    “I feel like there was like 3 or 4 more money ball type movies for him in there and he just didn't make them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:21:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. career (career): Brad Pitt → Matt Damon. The group debates whether Damon's best seven films can match Pitt's.
    “So the question for me is, could Matt Damon top that with his best seven?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:24:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. career (career): Jerry Bruckheimer → Days of Thunder. Bruckheimer's five decades of rewatchables run from American Gigolo to F1.
    “This is, uh, 80s, 90s, it's 5 decades of him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  86. craft (craft): Tears for Fears → Gears of War commercial. The song under Kosinski's Gears of War commercial is named as Tears for Fears' Mad World.
    “It's called Mad World, the Gears of War commercial.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:41:34 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  87. industry (industry): F1 → Superman. F1 beat Superman at the 2025 worldwide box office.
    “Take that fucking Superman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:43:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. industry (industry): F1 → Cars 2. F1 passed Cars 2 as the highest grossing sports film worldwide.
    “It surpassed cars too as the highest grossing sports film worldwide.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:44:05 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  89. craft (craft): Hans Zimmer → F1. Zimmer scored the soundtrack.
    “soundtrack by Hans fucking Zimmer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:44:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  90. verdict (verdict): F1 → Top Gun. Ebert's racing reviews imply a three-star F1, floor set by the filmmaking.
    “Roger would have given this 3 stars, too long racing scene's incredible.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:45:10 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  91. theme (theme): F1 → Rocky IV. Sonny and Kate's beer scene cuts into an old-school versus new-school training montage like Rocky IV.
    “Right into the Rocky 4 training montage”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:48:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  92. theme (theme): F1 → Top Gun: Maverick. The older ace winning the final race is the same choice as Maverick saving everybody.
    “sunny winning Abu Dhabi, much like Maverick, where Maverick has to be the one who saves everybody's asses”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:55:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  93. what-if (what-if): F1 → The Color of Money. Color of Money handles the old-dog/new-dog handover best, which F1's ending does not.
    “So the best version of this, to me that's ever been done in this old dog, new dog thing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:56:48 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  94. craft (craft): F1 → Any Given Sunday. A Pacino-style speech from Sonny to JP would have been the way to keep Sonny out of the final race.
    “That probably would have been the way to have Sonny not race in the final race as he gives a Pacino, like any given Sunday speech, to JP.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:59:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. theme (theme): F1 → The Wizard. F1 may be the most effective movie commercial since The Wizard sold Mario 3.
    “This might be the single most effective movie commercial, maybe other than the wizard.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:07:25 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  96. theme (theme): F1 → Final Destination. Sonny's likeliest death would be a Final Destination-style distraction on the track.
    “Final destination and shit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:10:50 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  97. theme (theme): F1 → Lean on Me. Joe Clark on the roof is number five among old-guy-schooling-young-guy scenes.
    “Number five, Joe Clark to Sam's and Lean on Me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. theme (theme): F1 → Above the Rim. Shep out-dueling Cal is number three among old-guy-schooling-young-guy scenes.
    “Shep. Out dueling Cal Watson in the one-on-one game and above the rim.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:56 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  99. verdict (verdict): F1 → Good Will Hunting. Williams to Damon on the bench ranks first on the old-guy-schooling-young-guy list.
    “The best old guy schooling young guy scene ever to me is Robin Williams to Matt Damon on the bench.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:18:28 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  100. what-if (what-if): Joseph Kosinski → Go Like Hell (unmade Pitt/Cruise/Kosinski project). Pitt was to be in a Ford versus Ferrari with Cruise and Kosinski, which collapsed.
    “Pitt was supposed to be in the original Ford versus Fryer with Tom Cruise”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:23:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)

Their fun items

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  1. fun, about Steve Martin (Apex Mountain): Apex ruling: Martin's true apex is 1978-79 (The Jerk and SNL); mainstream Steve Martin starts here. Keaton's apex is Annie Hall; Kimberly Williams and father-daughter movies yes; Nancy Meyers no; San Marino 100%; wedding movies likely.
    “This is Apex mode.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:02:07 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Father of the Bride (nitpicks): Nitpick roll: no father-daughter dance, no rehearsal dinner, honeymoon flight that night, LA snow that melts perfectly, and a 14-year age gap between Annie and Matty.
    “It snows in LA in this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:12:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Father of the Bride (wedding cost): Unanswerable question: wedding cost estimated at $250K by a frugal site; the hosts use their own math to land on $60K-$90K in 1991 prices, and a 500-person list cut to 150.
    “So we'll say somewhere between like 60,000 and 90,000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:18:27 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Sidekick / George Banks: Piece of memorabilia: the bedazzled bridal sneakers (Simmons's wife and daughter went nuts); Dobbins takes the cappuccino maker; both wonder if George's Sidekick shoe company merged with Foot Locker.
    “it's probably more likely he like merges with foot locker and it doesn't really work out that well.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:25:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about Tony Manero: The movie in a nutshell: Tony's line that he has been told he was good twice in his life, once for a raise and once for dancing at the disco.
    “This raised today and dancing, dancing at the disco.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:05:12 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Re-released as a PG in 1979, heavily dubbed, with the dialogue changed from a vulgar word to 'pig'.
    “And they re-released this movie as a PG movie in 1979.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:09:29 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: The dance contest is rigged for Tony; he hands the trophy to the Puerto Rican couple, who were better.
    “Tony Minero takes his check and hands it to the Puerto Rican couple and the trophy too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:20:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Gene Siskel bought the white suit at a 1979 charity auction for $2,000 and sold it in 1995 at Christie's for $145,000.
    “Cisco bought the fucking suit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:28:25 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about Stephanie: See the coffee scene: Stephanie tells Tony he is a cliche on his way to no place, and he has no comeback.
    “You're nowhere, on your way to no place.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:36:56 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about Travolta dance solo: Travolta threatened to quit unless the director shot the solo wide; with the Steadicam they let him cook for two minutes.
    “I'm quitting the film unless you go wide, and you kind of let me cook.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:39:47 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Tony's room posters include Serpico, Bruce Lee, Wonder Woman, Rocky and Farrah Fawcett.
    “there's posters of Serpico, Bruce Lee, Wonder Woman, Linda Carter, Rocky and Farrah Fawcett.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:45:36 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: The famous pose on the poster was a joke at the end of a long photo shoot, and it became one of the great posters.
    “he kind of did that at the end as a joke”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:46:33 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about Nik Cohn: Cohn admitted in the mid 90s that he fabricated most of the article, after the real Tony sued for profits.
    “he fabricated most of his article that he wrote”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:53:17 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about Karen Lynn Gorney: Simmons spent half an hour searching for why she was cast and found nothing; she is also about nine years older than Travolta and a weak dancer.
    “I'm so confused why she got cast for this movie that I actually spent like a half hour Googling it”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:55:09 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Bee Gees: They had no Bee Gees music during the shoot; scenes were danced to Stevie Wonder and others, and it lined up anyway.
    “they didn't have any of the Bee Gees music when they made the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 0:59:42 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about Boz Scaggs: Lowdown was meant for the rehearsal scene but Columbia Records would not clear it, so Boz missed the biggest soundtrack.
    “He could ended up on the greatest soundtrack of all time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:00:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Production was harassed by gangs and fire bombings, forcing fake call sheets; Kimmel says it still goes on.
    “They had to like put out fake call sheets”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:03:39 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Donna Pescow: During the bridge scene Badham did not tell Pescow the guys would fall, so her anger in the next line was real.
    “she was actually mad when she found out that they were dead.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:04:14 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Tony's father: Tony's father hit him; the line about his hair was an ad-lib because the actor was really mad.
    “he ad-libs, the line that we like was not scripted”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:04:26 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: The first mainstream Hollywood movie to use the word blowjob, confirmed by the hosts.
    “It'd never been said in a movie before.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:04:55 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about John Badham: Director kept the bridge fall from Donna Pescow and used a Steadicam, among the first films to do so.
    “this was one of the 1st films to utilize a steady cam.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:05:22 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Saturday Night Fever: Paramount execs wanted more Farrah Fawcett footage after the mirror scene; hence the nipple close-up of the poster.
    “asked for more Farrah Fawcett footage, which is why we ended up with the close-up of the poster and then the nipple.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:07:26 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Karen Lynn Gorney: Her take on why her career stalled: people thought she was Stephanie; she turned down a Saturday Night Fever TV series.
    “people didn't know what to do with Stephanie Mangano.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:08:01 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about The Color of Money: In the 1986 Quigley poll of most marketable stars, Cruise was number one and Newman tenth, his last appearance; Newman made it 13 times before 1986. The narrative was Cruise taking the torch.
    “Cruz was number one in 1986 when this movie came out. Newman was 10th. It was his last appearance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:02:14 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Paul Newman: Newman nearly played Quint in Jaws; Bill says he'd have been a better Brody, but Quint is Robert Shaw.
    “he turned down Quint.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:14:57 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about The Color of Money: Newman was hands-on: he effectively cast it, hired the director, and badgered Richard Price. It's Scorsese's only film to come in under schedule and under budget.
    “Scorsese's only film he has directed that came under schedule and under budget because Newman was a maniac about it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:22:51 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about The Color of Money: Roger Ebert gave it 2.5 stars, saying it wasn't an exciting film even though Scorsese was a friend; the hosts disagree but respect his integrity.
    “And it's not an exciting film. It doesn't have the electricity, the wound up tension of his best work.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:23:28 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Tom Cruise: Most rewatchable scene: Cruise's Werewolves of London pool run, with a cue-flipping routine. 'No camera has ever loved an actor more than those 2 minutes.'
    “No camera has ever loved an actor more than those 2 minutes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:26:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Casting / White Lotus joke: Running joke: Cruise from Cocktail now owns the White Lotus resort as Brian Flanagan; Vince owns it with Jennifer Coolidge, Julie Christie and Olivier.
    “Cruise from cocktail now owns the resort in Jamaica.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:46:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about The Color of Money: What ages worst: the fictional video game Stalker and the 1980s pool-star cameos (Steve Mizerak, Keith McCready) that were a big deal then.
    “I knew who Steve Mahalik was and some of these other dudes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:47:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about The Color of Money: Bill's theory on why pool left TV: the best players were the people you least wanted to hang out with, like Phil Hellmuth in poker.
    “the people who were the best at pool were people you just didn't want to hang out with when you were watching TV”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:49:16 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about Casting what-ifs: Bill pitches Julie Christie for the Helen Shaver part; others suggest Charlotte Rampling, Helen Mirren, Judi Dench, Sissy Spacek.
    “Julie Christie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:46 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Paul Newman: Newman became one of only six people to win or be nominated for an Oscar for a part he'd already played; he and Joanne Woodward were the first married couple with his and hers Oscars since Olivier and Leigh.
    “Newman became one of like only 6 people who won and one or even got nominated for an Oscar for playing a part he'd already played.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:37 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Tom Cruise: Cruise did his own trick shots except the ball-jumping-two-balls shot, which used a stunt person because learning it would have cost two production days.
    “Cruz did his own trick shots except for one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:59:16 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about The Color of Money: Cruise's 'Doom' in the pool hall scene is where the video game Doom got its name.
    “They named it after that scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:59:53 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Apex Mountain: Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio: Not Apex Mountain for her (maybe Abyss or Perfect Storm), but she's 'a 5 alarm fire' here; Bill blames her long name for her stalled career.
    “she is candidly a 5 alarm fire in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:03:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Apex Mountain: sweater vests: Consensus Apex Mountain of the episode is sweater vests, which Newman kills in this movie.
    “I think we could all agree that it's Apex Mountain for sweater vests.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:46 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Best Tom Cruise singing along: Category contenders: Top Gun (twice), Cocktail (Addicted to Love), Risky Business, Jerry Maguire (Free Fallin'), and this film; Top Gun probably wins.
    “This is the secret of Cruise's success. singing along to songs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:15:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about Who won the movie: Verdict is Newman: he finally won the Oscar. Chris thinks Vincent beat Eddie in the unseen final match.
    “Who won the movie?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:17:31 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Bill Murray's phases: Sean says Murray has two career phases split at Rushmore; Bill argues for three, with Ghostbusters ending phase one. Van jokes they are MC Ewing-ing Bill Murray.
    “See, I would argue Murray had 3 phases, not two.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:04:30 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Film year 1991: Bill reads off the 1991 top box office list as a great pop-culture year, asking if 1991 is the movie year to what 1995 is hip hop.
    “I wonder if 91 is the movie year to what 95 is the hip hop year.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:13:19 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Siskel and Ebert: Ebert gave three stars and called it Murray's best since Ghostbusters; Siskel felt Dreyfuss gave too angry a performance. The hosts disagree with Siskel.
    “Said, Dreyfus gave too angry of a performance and it ruined the movie for him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:25:58 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Most rewatchable scene: Bill's pick: the first therapy scene, with 'What if my heart stops beating' and the line about two types of people, those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't.
    “There are 2 types of people in this world. Those are like Neil Diamond and those who don't.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:28:07 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Catherine Erbe's age: Sean's theory: Anna is a 26-year-old post-college failure living with her family, which is why she invites Bob in. Bill says Sean just made a whole different movie.
    “Jesus, you've made a whole different movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:30:16 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Most rewatchable scene: Dreyfuss's puppets: he addresses his daughter via two puppets in the family conference, and Bill says this is when the movie takes off.
    “To me, this is when, right here is when the movie takes off.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:31:59 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Bob at dinner: Bob asks if the corn is hand shucked; a hosts' favorite bit, as if there's any other way to make corn.
    “Is this corn hand shucked? Yes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:32:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Best quote / most rewatchable: The call that Bob supposedly killed himself: Dr. Marvin's wife says how horrible, he pauses, then 'let's not let it spoil our vacation.' Bill says it turns the light off.
    “Oh, well, let's not let it spoil our vacation.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:36:32 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Dr. Marvin's wagoner: What Aged the Best: the 80s station wagon, which the hosts want to return; Bill says there could be a website of 80s wagoners in comedies.
    “there could easily be a website just with all the 80s wagoners and different movies”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:37:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Dreyfuss's physique: Hosts admire Dreyfuss's good thighs, summer vacation outfits, and the Don Johnson-trimmed beard.
    “He's showing off those legs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:39:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Half-fast research: the house: The lake house that explodes at the end was a model replica built at 34th scale on a different lot; the vacation house was filmed at Smith Mountain Lake in Virginia.
    “they built a 34th size model replica of the house”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:58:39 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Steven Spielberg: Per the internet, Spielberg loved Murray so much he spent $250,000 of his own money campaigning for an Oscar nomination.
    “Steven Spielberg loved Murray so much in this movie that he spent 250,000 of his own money”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:58:54 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Bill Murray / Richard Dreyfuss: Dreyfuss recalled Murray as 'an Irish drunken bully' who screamed 'Everyone hates you. You were tolerated' and threw a glass-blown ashtray. The hosts side 1000 percent with Murray and mock Dreyfuss for specifying the ashtray was 'modern glass-blown' and 3/4 pound.
    “Everyone hates you. You were tolerated.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:02:17 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Charlie Korsmo: The child actor who plays Siggy stopped acting in 1998, got a physics degree from MIT and a JD from Yale, passed the New York bar and now teaches corporate law at Case Western Reserve; Van is stunned.
    “Earned his jurisdoctor degree from Yale Law School in 2006.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:03:42 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Apex Mountain: Apex Mountain verdicts: Murray no, Dreyfuss no, Korsmo yes (with an Obama nomination later), Hagerty no, 'death therapy' yes for the apex; Good Morning America passes maybe.
    “This was probably the apex of death therapy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:07:10 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Who won the movie: Who won the movie: Bill Murray, unanimous, compared to Steph Curry's 2017 MVP performance.
    “Steph Curry 2017 MVP performance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:17:25 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Pick nit: the 35-day vacation: Producer Craig asks if July 31 to Labor Day is too long a vacation; Bill notes a psychiatrist leaving for 35 days; Van says he'd take it personally.
    “he took a 35 day vacation from his patients.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:18:06 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about James Caan: Doctor in the Willie Nelson death scene genuinely scared by Caan's stare.
    “the actor who played the doctor actually got scared.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:18:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about James Caan: Caan turned down Kramer vs. Kramer, Apocalypse Now, Superman, MASH, Cuckoo's Nest.
    “He turned all of those down.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:22:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about James Caan: Caan on his marriages.
    “I used to say marriages were like tornadoes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:24:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Thief: Ebert gave 3.5 stars and called it intelligent.
    “one of the most intelligent thrillers I've ever seen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:25:46 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about Willie Nelson: Nelson's Frankie Boy 'I don't want to die in here' scene.
    “I don't want to die in here, Frank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:29:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about Robert Prosky: Mann auditioned dozens, Bruckheimer advice: the right person hasn't walked in yet.
    “He said the right person has not walked in the room.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:31 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Thief: Diner monologue is the reason for the episode and the best Caan moment.
    “Next scene, the diner monologue, which is the reason we're doing this podcast”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:04 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Thief: Howard Johnson's diner scene as first date.
    “is my favorite 1st date in movie history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Jim Belushi: Belushi and Caan hanging out at Belushi's Speakeasy.
    “the cast and crew hung out at Belushi's Speakeasy”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:50:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Thief: Razzie nomination for worst score.
    “The film was nominated for a Razzy Award for worst musical score.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:54:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Thief: Mann first wanted Jeff Bridges; studio said too young.
    “So Jeff Bridges was Michael Mann's choice to play Frank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:56:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Thief: Mann began with an all-Chicago blues score, switched to Tangerine Dream.
    “Michael Mann originally intended to score this movie with all Chicago blues stuff.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:57:31 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Thief: Original title was Violent Streets.
    “The film's original title.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:58:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Thief: Howard Johnson's was where Mann took his future wife in 1971.
    “He took his future wife there in 1971 for coffee at the exact booth that they filmed that scene in”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Thief: Safecracking details: real tools, actors trained.
    “were not props, but they were real tools, and the actors were trained to use them”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Thief: A 60,000 gallon water truck kept the streets wet.
    “A 60,000 gallon water truck was used to keep the streets constantly wet”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Thief: Belushi begged to do his own death scene, absorbing dozens of squibs.
    “Belushi begged to do his death scene himself”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Tuesday Weld: Weld's Wikipedia dating history.
    “I highly encourage you guys to read Tuesday welds, Wikipedia.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:05:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about The Jericho Mile: Twilight Time put out the Blu-ray; hard to find for years.
    “It's probably one of like the 4 greatest TV movies ever.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:20:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Se7en (script fight): Fincher refused New Line's push to alter the head-in-the-box ending, and won.
    “Fincher said, no, no, no.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Se7en (ending): Fincher wanted to cut to black right after Mills shoots John Doe; in test screenings the house lights came up immediately, New Line panicked and added Somerset's coda, which Freeman, Pitt and Fincher still resent.
    “So New Line freaked out and they ended up doing that little coda at the end”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:52 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Se7en (Oscars): 1995 Best Picture field gets called an all-time train wreck; Braveheart won over the movies they love.
    “It's an all-time train wreck.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:22:50 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Andrew Kevin Walker: Walker wrote Se7en over two years while working at Tower Records and plays the first dead guy in prosthetics.
    “He does have a cameo at the beginning.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Se7en (Fincher quote): Fincher told Playboy he went to Mike DeLuca saying the audience wants a revelation, on a $34 million budget.
    “It's $34 million and fuck it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:35:20 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Roger Ebert: Ebert gave Se7en 3.5 stars, then republished a four-star version around 2010; the hosts joke about revising old predictions.
    “Can you imagine if he changed it?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Brad Pitt: Pitt put his arm through the windshield during the chase, severed tendons, and the cast was written into the rest of the movie.
    “Pitt actually gets hurt in real life, puts his arm through the windshield”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:39:05 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Reddit and John Doe: Joke that John Doe is a blogger without an account and would have found community on Reddit; seven lives saved.
    “Seven lives are saved.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:59:59 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Leland Orser: He over-breathed and skipped sleep for days to seem disoriented in his scene; hosts hand him the Joey Pants Award.
    “So he decided to saturate his body with oxygen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:00:33 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Se7en (books): All of John Doe's notebooks were real books written for the film, taking two months and $15,000.
    “All of John Doe's books were real books written for the film.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:07:41 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Se7en (Gwyneth shot): Gwyneth's face appears for a frame and a half before Pitt fires; not intentionally subliminal.
    “They show Gwynn's face right before Brad fires the gun”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:21 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Se7en (Michael Reed McKay): The emaciated victim was played by a 98-pound actor.
    “he weighed 98 pounds”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:51 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Se7en (head in the box): Picking Nits: Bill spends minutes on logistics of mailing the head, box size, dry ice, drugging the dog.
    “How do you mail someone a severed head, Chris?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:14:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Se7en (cut ending): Gag: a cut scene where Somerset learns the Jets signed Neil O'Donnell was too horrific for audiences.
    “he finds out the jet signed Neil O'Donnell.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:25:08 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Chevy Chase: Chase nearly died during Modern Problems when airplane landing lights on his costume malfunctioned and passed an electric current through his arm, back and neck.
    “An electric current passes through his arm back and neck muscles and he almost dies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:08:55 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Fletch: Producer rights were bought July 1976, every studio passed for 8 years, then Michael Douglas pushed it through; $8M budget, $59M gross, $24.4M in video rentals.
    “Uh, $8000000 budget, made 59000000 bucks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:26:21 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Fletch / Roger Ebert: Ebert gave Fletch 2.5 stars saying Chase's detached mask prevents identification; hosts mock him, saying Siskel got it and Ebert wanted a drama.
    “Fletch needed an actor more interested in playing the character than in playing himself.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:27:49 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Fletch: Scene: Fletch at the physical, the doctor snaps on a glove and Fletch asks if he used the whole fist, Doc; Bill's son stayed stone-faced.
    “You used the whole fist, Doc.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:29:53 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Fletch: The second tennis club visit: Fletch orders caviar twice and champagne to Cabana One on Underhill's tab; Sean's single favorite 6 minutes.
    “Bring two bottles of, uh, Dom Perignon to Cabana One.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Fletch: Fletch steals the Alfa Romeo, fakes a Smart Patrol emissions stop, then crashes Fred Dorfman's luncheon and gives a speech; probably Chase's best 90 seconds.
    “Probably Chase's best 90 seconds of the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:24 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Fletch: The ending: Fletch on the beach charges the entire vacation to Mr. Underhill's American Express card; movie ends on it.
    “By the way, I changed the entire I charge the entire vacation to Mr. Underhill's American Express card, want the number.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:34:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Fletch: The full list of Fletch's pseudonyms, from Ted Nugent to Harry S. Truman.
    “Fletch, Fletch, Ted Nugent, Arnold Babar, Dr. Rosen Penis, Dr. Rosenbosen, John Cocktail Stone, Mr. Poon, Igor Stravinsky, Gordon Liddy, John Levinstein, Donc Corleone, and Harry S. Truman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:41:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Fletch (what's aged worst): Producer Craig, who joined the Zoom, doesn't like Fletch and calls the jokes dad jokes; hosts call it the most tension ever on the show.
    “The biggest the most tension we've ever had on a rewatchables.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:48:43 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Fletch (casting what-ifs): Considered for Fletch: Burt Reynolds, Jeff Bridges, Charles Grodin, Mick Jagger, Barry Bostwick; the author rejected Reynolds and Jagger; the producer first wanted Richard Dreyfuss, whom Chris imitated.
    “The author had rejection rights.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:52:38 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Joe Don Baker: Joe Don Baker is the Joey Pants award for best That Guy; hosts debate overacting between Baker and Libertini.
    “Joe Don, I don't know what movie he's in, but it's not the movie that we're watching.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:57:02 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)