Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 41–51 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves charisma performances, movie stars at their peak, and trivia from Tarantino's circle. Champions Brad Pitt as the winner. Can't stand awards mistakes like The Artist winning, and he warns about the 'Oscars should wait five years' view. A sucker for 1960s details, driving scenes, and Boogie Nights real estate.

Stances

  • Brad Pitt won the movie
  • Oscars should be awarded five years later
  • Focus is underrated

Humor: Runs bits on movies he almost bought, fake research, and sports-style comparisons.

In their words

  • “I think Pitt won the movie.” (1:17:58)
  • “I think I'm the only one that likes focus.” (0:32:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves the mid-80s Eddie Murphy and the movie's cultural phenomenon, and has a clear soft spot for Lisa Eilbacher. Is a sucker for Hollywood-excess anecdotes (Simpson, cocaine, Rourke, Stallone) and for sports analogies. Has little patience for plot logic holes but loves list games and categories.

Stances

  • Eddie Murphy in 1984 was the biggest star in the world after Michael Jackson
  • Lisa Eilbacher is the Apex Mountain and the film's winner
  • The Eddie-Murphy-as-star what-if game (Top Gun) is a worthwhile question

Humor: Rapid-fire sports analogies (WAR, LeBron, Dion Waiters, Shawn Michaels) and mock-indignant asides.

In their words

  • “Eddie Murphy was my guy.” (0:02:07)
  • “Dion Waiters Award” (1:05:34)
  • “Lisa Elbacher, 100,000%.” (1:09:44)

The Rewatchables: ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves the lore of how a movie got made, the lists (casting what-ifs, recasting), and the 'unanswerable questions' category. Has little patience for Lawrence Tierney's acting or for Ebert missing on Tarantino. He remembers the 1992 Boston era of a movie that mattered and is a sucker for a heist.

Stances

  • Tarantino won the movie
  • Lawrence Tierney is bad (the 'Mike Francesa' bit)
  • Does not want new Reservoir Dogs content
  • Wants to see the heist, plays devil's advocate

Humor: Throws sports analogies, invents award names, and runs recurring bits like Roger Ebert and Felony Land.

In their words

  • “I love bank ice scenes.” (1:23:55)
  • “It's Tarantino, and I think all of those actors robbing a bank.” (1:23:22)
  • “Can I make the case for seeing the heist?” (1:23:18)

The Rewatchables: ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves ensemble casts and film-lineage framing, sports analogies (Dwight Gooden, Penny Hardaway), and the show's recurring awards. Wants a better soundtrack, and cannot stand the ending speech. Is a sucker for his wife and kids' opinions of the film.

Stances

  • Mean Girls is the best Lorne Michaels movie
  • Lohan's decline is like an athlete's lost career
  • Soundtrack and ending speech are weak

Humor: Dry, sports-and-family riffs, often teased by his co-hosts.

In their words

  • “that was like Dwight Gooden in 1985 on the Mets.” (0:27:59)
  • “I think this is the best Lauren Michaels movie.” (0:16:22)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin (host)

Bill loves old-school sports myth-making, baseball nostalgia, the Natural's chill scene, and stat-nerd rabbit holes like reconstructing Roy Hobbs's season. He is picky about throwing motions and lineup logic, and is a sucker for the dugout-emptying slow-motion shot. He ranks Bull Durham/Hoosiers/Rocky near the top and finds slow hospital stretches in sports movies unbearable.

Stances

  • The Natural used to be the greatest sports movie but is now slower than he remembers
  • Every great sports movie needs a chill scene
  • Dislikes bad throwing motions on screen
  • Hospital detours in sports movies should be cut short
  • Roy Hobbs was a Bonds-level statistical machine, or worse

Humor: Dry, list-making sports-nerd riffs and reaching pop-culture asides (Bachelor, Harry Potter) delivered as if serious.

In their words

  • “My move with sports movies is like, get me out of the hospital as fast as possible.” (1:00:37)
  • “nothing drives me crazier than when somebody can't throw in a baseball movie.” (0:56:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves Gen X touchstones and basketball analogies; sticks up for Winona Ryder and Friends season one; mocks Troy-type guys and over-talky English majors. A sucker for half-assed internet research and awards-bit tradition.

Stances

  • Winona Ryder won the movie
  • Singles is a flawed but beloved sibling
  • Ben Stiller deserves credit

Humor: Rolls NBA references and mock-feuds into everything.

In their words

  • “I do look at her in a way, like, uh, like I look at some NBA players.” (0:32:14)
  • “I'm still sticking with Bunona.” (1:30:09)

The Rewatchables: ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves sports-adjacent silliness, big broad comedy and quotable lines, and wedding toast chaos. Can't stand being wrong about movie trivia he has already litigated. A sucker for his own running categories and bits (Ebert, Joey Pants, Dion Waiters).

Stances

  • Roger Ebert is never to be trusted on comedies
  • Comedies of the era were a nice 6-7 year run
  • Open your movie with a wedding theory
  • Luke Wilson is not Harrison Ford

Humor: Deadpan rapid-fire teasing of co-hosts and mock-outrage, plus sports references.

In their words

  • “never to be trusted on comedies.” (0:15:17)
  • “This movie also nicely slots into my open your movie with a wedding theory.” (1:01:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sports analogies, Kurt Russell and Pacino's Cruising, defends 90s movies like Fletch. Dislikes dated romance interludes like the picnic. A sucker for mustaches and Dana Wheeler-Nicholson.

Stances

  • Val Kilmer wins the movie
  • Wyatt Earp is the rival, Tombstone is more entertaining
  • Cruising is incredible
  • Cut the 12-minute theater scene

Humor: Rapid-fire sports comparisons and teasing his cohosts.

In their words

  • “I think this movie is the perfect microcosm of both of their careers.” (0:12:28)
  • “I just don't come to Tombstone for picnics” (0:29:44)

The Rewatchables: 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano (host)

Loves old-school and 5 o'clocker action, Seagal, Stallone, Nick Cage, and movies that know exactly what they are. Can't stand over-explained worldbuilding or sequels that give the hero a known villain. A sucker for the Neeson comeback and for ranking things by era.

Stances

  • Taken is the perfect 5 o'clocker
  • Taken 2 is not better than the first
  • Neeson is the Apex Mountain of the movie
  • The first Taken works because there is no main villain

Humor: Deadpan nitpicking, escalating sports analogies, and long self-deprecating dad stories.

In their words

  • “I just like watching movies that know exactly what they are.” (0:32:10)
  • “I don't think it's a John Wick 2 situation where John Wick 2 is actually somehow better than John Wick one, or we could at least have the debate.” (0:42:12)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves big star-driven movies and sets the show's categories; adores the Wahlberg and Baldwin scenes, Boston flavor and the crazy cast what-ifs. Can't stand Nicholson's performance here, implausible plot points and the rat. A sucker for 'that guy' actors, Goodfellas and Boston details.

Stances

  • The Departed is a Hall of Famer because it is flawed and fun
  • Leo won the movie, Nicholson loses it
  • Costello should have been Pacino
  • Damon's Boston accent beats Wahlberg's
  • Scorsese's Stones fetish is funny

Humor: Deadpan nitpicking, jokes about plot holes and trivia, rapid mock-outrage.

In their words

  • “This is a perfect rewatchable because it is a great bad movie.” (0:12:23)
  • “Nicholson's entire performance.” (0:21:25)

The Big Picture: Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) (guest)

Calls Spielberg the greatest director ever but is skeptical of his late period and Munich. Loves Jaws, Raiders, and E.T. through his kids, and measures movies by whether kids can stay with them. Distrusts the calculating, career-minded side of Spielberg and Spielberg's DreamWorks hedging.

Stances

  • Spielberg's first 15 years are the greatest career stretch ever
  • His recent work is solid but not special
  • Spielberg is 'calculating' where Mann or Coppola are obsessive
  • Judges movies by whether his kids can watch them

Humor: Wry and teasing; leans on sports analogies (LeBron, Popovich) and bits like 'hit by a car in 1986'.

In their words

  • “if you just got hit by a car at the peak of your career, how would people remember you?” (0:51:08)
  • “I judge everything by my kids who have, you know, 21st century ADD with pop culture.” (1:00:09)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 301–400 of 1,295 claims.

  1. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → Friday Night Lights (2004 film). Ebert gave it 3.5 stars and praised the power of sports to involve us.
    “The movie demonstrates the power of sports to involve us.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:31:22 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. craft (craft): Explosions in the Sky → Kid Cudi. Rates the Explosions in the Sky bus-ride cue as the best needle drop, setting it beside Kid Cudi's 'Pursuit of Happiness'.
    “I have that as kid cutty pursuit of happiness where best needle drop.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:42:14 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  3. lineage (lineage): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Friday Night Lights (TV series). The bus-ride sequence before the Astrodome game influenced the TV series' team-bus tradition.
    “I feel like this is the TV series. I think was the most influenced by this sequence.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:42:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. verdict (verdict): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → The Longest Yard. Football scenes are great, though The Longest Yard is still Bill's favorite.
    “They're about longest yard is still my favorite for football stands, but this is way up there.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:52:02 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  5. theme (theme): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Dazed and Confused. The this-is-the-peak-of-your-life theme also drives Dazed and Confused.
    “But even like movies, other, like days been confused. It was a theme for the for that movie too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:53:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  6. theme (theme): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → All the Right Moves. All the Right Moves earlier dug into the idea that the mill is waiting if you do not get out, so this is as good as it gets.
    “If you beat these guys, you're a mortal in this town.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:55:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  7. people (people): Billy Bob Thornton → Lucas Black. The two were together in Sling Blade before this film.
    “Billy Bob and Lucas Black, they were together in Sling Blade.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 0:57:01 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  8. what-if (what-if): Billy Bob Thornton → Friday Night Lights (TV series). Billy Bob should have played Coach Taylor, as a better career move.
    “I think Billy Bob should have played the coach in the TV show.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:17:08 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  9. what-if (what-if): Alan J. Pakula → Friday Night Lights (2004 film). Pakula planned to direct the film in the mid-90s before dying in 1998.
    “was planning to direct this film in the mid 90s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:18:35 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  10. what-if (what-if): James Hetfield → Charlie Billingsley. Berg wanted the Metallica frontman for Don's dad before Tim McGraw landed the part.
    “The person that he tried to get was James Hetfield from Metallica.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:19:24 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  11. what-if (what-if): Matt Damon → Friday Night Lights (2004 film). A mid-90s Matt Damon, as in School Ties, would have been ideal for Winchell, but he was too old by 2004.
    “And what I realized was that this would have been an amazing mid 90s Matt Damon part.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:21:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  12. career (career): Matt Damon → School Ties. School Ties is the model for the young Matt Damon part.
    “Like a 1993 school ties there, Matt Damon, as Winchell, but he was too old by the time they made this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:21:58 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  13. career (career): Michael B. Jordan → Friday Night Lights (TV series). Jordan's best work is arguably the TV show, which he would agree is the apex.
    “I would think he would agree that the show is the apex.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:27:08 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  14. lineage (lineage): The White Shadow → Friday Night Lights (TV series). The White Shadow failed its graduate-and-replace third season; FNL had learned how to do it right.
    “they had enough evidence of how to not do this, that they did it correctly”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:28:22 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  15. what-if (what-if): Danny Trejo → Friday Night Lights (2004 film). Trejo as Chavez's dad, in one rowdy bar scene.
    “he ends up fighting 2 guys in the bar and just does Danny Treyo stuff”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:35:34 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  16. verdict (verdict): Explosions in the Sky → Friday Night Lights (2004 film). Picks the Explosions in the Sky score as the one Oscar the film should win.
    “Just one Oscar who gets it. Probably the explosions in the sky.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:37:20 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. contrast (contrast): Forest Whitaker → Preacher. The Fast Times Whitaker character is the 10/10 benchmark; Preacher is a solid 9.
    “The Forest Whitaker character, just demolishing everybody.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:38:28 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  18. theme (theme): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Everybody Wants Some!!. Sports movies where there is clearly a best guy, as in Everybody Wants Some.
    “I like when sports movies, there's also like clearly a best guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:39:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  19. verdict (verdict): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → The Longest Yard. Bill's football-movie ranking: Longest Yard first, then Friday Night Lights, North Dallas Forty, Titans, Rudy and Any Given Sunday in some order.
    “I think longest yard is just number one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:39:56 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  20. programming (programming): Friday Night Lights (2004 film) → Varsity Blues. Best double feature: the serious Texas version after the super fun one.
    “We get the super fun Texas version, then we get like the serious version.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin · 1:42:43 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. lineage (lineage): Pulp Fiction → Pulp Fiction imitators. The Royale-in-Paris, Amsterdam conversation is the most parodied and copied stretch of screenwriting of the last 30 years.
    “Yeah. I would argue this is the most ripped off four and a half minutes of screenwriting in the past 30 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:06:07 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  22. lineage (lineage): Pulp Fiction → Lee Majors. The setup of Vincent taking the boss's wife out echoes a Hollywood story about Lee Majors asking someone to take Farrah Fawcett out while he was away.
    “Because Lee Majors is going out of town.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:09:49 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  23. theme (theme): Pulp Fiction → Pulp Fiction. Mirrors and reflections recur as a motif of how characters see themselves.
    “Reflections in how we see ourselves as a big thing in the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:21:13 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  24. industry (industry): Quentin Tarantino → Reality Bites. Reality Bites got My Sharona for its convenience store scene; licensing chose it over the gang rape scene, and Tarantino says he is glad.
    “Reality Bites also wanted it for the convenience store scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:49:51 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  25. programming (programming): Twister → Apollo 13. The 1995 summer slate (Crimson Tide, Die Hard, Braveheart, Batman Forever, Apollo 13) was when Hollywood began slamming mid-May to July 4.
    “Batman forever, Apollo 13th all before July 4th.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:08:25 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  26. programming (programming): Twister → Mission: Impossible. 1996 is when the studios locked in the early-May-to-July-4 summer blockbuster calendar: Twister, Mission: Impossible, The Rock, Eraser, Independence Day.
    “So then you look at 96, May 10th, Twister.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:08:38 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  27. programming (programming): Twister → Independence Day. Independence Day (July 2) closes out the 1996 summer calendar that began with Twister.
    “July 2nd Independence Day.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:08:48 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  28. industry (industry): Twister → The Cable Guy. Chris pushes back that The Cable Guy, a notorious failure, still made 104 million, and Twister made 495 million.
    “I mean, Twister made 495.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:09:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  29. industry (industry): Twister → Twisters. Twister and K-Hive both came back on Twitter in the same week ahead of the sequel, and the original is on Max.
    “And Twister is on, I think it's on the Max app, but it's just it just feels very omnipresent right now.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:12:26 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  30. career (career): Bill Paxton → Weird Science. Bill first knew Paxton as Chet in Weird Science, then he became a classic.
    “I knew Bill Paxton initially is Chet and weird science.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:13:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  31. career (career): Bill Paxton → True Lies. In the 90s Paxton had important non-lead roles in True Lies, Tombstone and Apollo 13 before finally leading Twister.
    “And then Twister, he finally gets the lead.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:15:22 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  32. career (career): Bill Paxton → Sam Neill. Like Sam Neill, Paxton did not become a star because the audience remembers the spectacle (storms, dinosaurs), not the lead.
    “So the star of this movie is are the tornadoes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:17:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  33. career (career): Bill Paxton → Kevin Bacon. Paxton belongs to the Kevin Bacon, Bill Pullman, Kiefer Sutherland tier; the third guy in the cocktail with Tom Hanks in Apollo 13.
    “Apollo 13 tanks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:21:03 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  34. career (career): Todd Field → Eyes Wide Shut. Todd Field as an actor is an absolute banger in Eyes Wide Shut, Twister and Sleep with Me, then directed only three unique movies.
    “Nick in eyes wide shut, twister, and sleep with me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:23:57 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  35. verdict (verdict): Twister → Roger Ebert. Ebert gave 2.5 stars, saying loud dumb escapist entertainment works but not for thinkers; this became a running joke later.
    “you want loud, dumb, skillful escapist entertainment? Twister works.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:30:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. craft (craft): Twister → Van Halen. The hail tornado is dubbed the Van Halen storm for its needle drop, a song that works in the movie but would not make a Van Halen playlist.
    “I refer to this as the Van Halen storm.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:41:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  37. theme (theme): Twister → The Shining. The drive-in tornado scene works because a tornado tears the screen while the audience watches The Shining, a frightening movie with a real threat behind it.
    “there's something coming behind that that's actually fucking frightening and it just starts ripping.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:43:59 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  38. theme (theme): Twister → Slap Shot. Chris could have lived in the Twister town, like the Charleston Chiefs fan living in the Slap Shot town.
    “I could see CR living in that town.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:44:54 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  39. theme (theme): Twister → Heat. A joke that Chris Ryan lost the town its treasury of cinematic knowledge when blown away, still hadn't seen Heat, which hadn't been made yet.
    “He loved heat, which had not been made yet.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:45:39 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  40. theme (theme): Twister → Jurassic Park. Jonas, who is in it for money not science, is the same corporate-greed character type as Jurassic Park.
    “Jurassic Park is the same way.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:55:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  41. craft (craft): Twister → Eric Clapton. The most inexplicable music choice is Dusty watching an Eric Clapton video, which the speaker writes off as product placement.
    “The most inexplicable song is just when Dusty's watching the Eric Clapton video from Motherless Child.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:00:03 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  42. contrast (contrast): Helen Hunt → Steven Seagal. Helen Hunt's running through the cornfield is likened to Seagal and not athletic despite Quarterback Princess.
    “I'm just not happy with the running in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:06:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. what-if (what-if): Helen Hunt → Sandra Bullock. Sandy Bullock is floated as an alternative Jo, then dismissed as too attractive for the part.
    “You put Sandy, my girl Sandy Bullock in there.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:07:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. career (career): Jan de Bont → Godzilla. De Bont signed on to Twister after leaving Godzilla over creative differences.
    “Jan Dubont signed on after leaving Godzilla thanks to creative differences.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  45. what-if (what-if): Twister → Steven Spielberg. Spielberg was initially attached to direct, as he was for every movie in the 90s, before Jan de Bont took over.
    “Spielberg initially attached to direct, which I think was the case for every single movie in the 90s”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. what-if (what-if): Bill Paxton → Tom Hanks. Hanks read for Bill, passed, and suggested Paxton; Hanks even had wardrobe ready, so Paxton got the role via a big star.
    “Tom Hanks read for the part of Bill.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:53 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. what-if (what-if): Twister → Mira Sorvino. Mira Sorvino was considered for Dr. Melissa Reeves but did not want to dye her hair.
    “But did not want to dye her hair.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:17:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. what-if (what-if): Twister → Garth Brooks. Garth Brooks or Dwight Yoakam is proposed as stunt casting for Dr. Jonas.
    “Garth Brooks for Jonas?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:17:27 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  49. people (people): Zach Grenier → Philadelphia. The that-guy in Jonas's crew is identified as Zach Grenier from Philadelphia and Fight Club.
    “He was in Philadelphia.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:19:18 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  50. what-if (what-if): Twister → Sally Field. Casting a bigger actress for Aunt Meg is floated with Sally Field, Ellen Burstyn, Shirley MacLaine and Debra Winger.
    “Who was available at? Ellen Bursten? Sally Field? Coming off Forrest Gump?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:21:17 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  51. people (people): Jan de Bont → Tori Amos. De Bont, a huge Tori Amos fan, personally appealed to her to appear on the Twister soundtrack.
    “Huge Tori Amos fan and personally appealed to her to appear on the soundtrack.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:26:55 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  52. career (career): Jami Gertz → The Lost Boys. The guess for Jami Gertz's apex mountain is Less Than Zero or The Lost Boys, when she was one of the biggest under-25 actresses.
    “It felt like she was one of the biggest under 25 female actresses on the rise.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:28:48 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  53. theme (theme): Twister → Armageddon. The panel debates whether Twister is the apex 90s disaster movie against Armageddon, Outbreak, Dante's Peak, Deep Impact, Independence Day; natural disasters only.
    “So so I consider disaster movies to be natural disaster movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:30:12 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  54. contrast (contrast): Twister → San Andreas. Modern disaster movies fail by casting the Rock, who is never in peril, instead of normal-looking actors like Adam Driver.
    “The rock's never in peril.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:31:16 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  55. what-if (what-if): Twister → Tom Hanks. Hanks is the right lead over Cruise, who is too good-looking; the group argues Hanks vs Cruise vs Denzel.
    “This is this is a perfect Hanks movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:32:24 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  56. what-if (what-if): Twister → Denzel Washington. Denzel is too cool, like Charlton Heston as Brody in Jaws, so nobody believes he would lose to a tornado.
    “Charlton Heston wanted to be Brody.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:34:01 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  57. what-if (what-if): Twister → Leaving Las Vegas. A prequel about Bill the Extreme going off the rails is pitched as Leaving Las Vegas with tornadoes.
    “It's like leaving Las Vegas with tornadoes in Oklahoma.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:39:02 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  58. what-if (what-if): Bill Paxton → Aliens. A proposed category: actors reprising a different character from their own filmography; Paxton just doing Hudson from Aliens and screaming Cows.
    “Bill Paxton from Aliens?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:40:53 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  59. programming (programming): Twister → Speed. Best double feature for Twister is the Jan de Bont pair with Speed.
    “It's gotta be speed, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:46:54 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  60. what-if (what-if): Twister → Twisters. The sequel should have been about the kid of Bill and Jo, and Glen Powell might be that kid.
    “It should have been their kid who is now chasing the storm.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:47:54 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  61. industry (industry): Twister → Titanic. Twister started a playbook of putting not-yet-A-list leads in a spectacle, which Titanic and later Star Wars followed.
    “It became a playbook for it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:54:01 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  62. what-if (what-if): Jim Carrey → Dr. Evil. Myers wanted Jim Carrey to play Dr. Evil in 1997.
    “Mike Myers wanted Jim Carrey to play Dr. Evo and carry past.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:33:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  63. what-if (what-if): Colin Quinn → Scott Evil. Colin Quinn turned down Scott Evil in 1997.
    “Colin Quinn turned down the role of Scott Evil in 1997.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:39:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. people (people): Rob Lowe → Robert Wagner. Lowe got Number Two by doing a Robert Wagner impression on the golf course.
    “Rob Lo got this part because he did a Robert Wagner impersonation for Mike Myers”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:39:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  65. lineage (lineage): Burt Bacharach → Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery. Bacharach's 'The Look of Love' on the car radio set Myers thinking about where the swingers went, and he wrote Austin Powers in three weeks.
    “So one day, Burt Bacharach's look of love was playing on the car radio, Lady Mike Myers, to think about where the swingers of the world went to.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey · 0:43:24 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  66. verdict (verdict): The War of the Roses → Kramer vs. Kramer. Kramer vs. Kramer and Roses must be on every list of four great divorce movies.
    “What's interesting is I think Kramer versus Kramer War of the Rose have to be on it no matter whose list it is.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:03:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. career (career): Michael Douglas → Kathleen Turner. Douglas and Turner were the Hepburn and Tracy of the 80s and seemed headed for 20 movies together; Roses was the last.
    “Michael Douglas and Kathleen Turner were the Hepburn and Tracy of the 80s”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:05:46 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  68. career (career): Kathleen Turner → The Man with Two Brains. Turner was in Steve Martin's The Man with Two Brains, not a great movie but one a Martin completist enjoys.
    “she's in Man with Two Brains, which is not a great movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:09:22 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. career (career): Kathleen Turner → Body Heat. Turner came off Body Heat throwing everything at 119 mph and kept that up all decade.
    “she comes in coming off body heat throwing like 119 miles an hour and basically kept that going for the entire decade.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:09:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  70. industry (industry): The War of the Roses → Olivia Colman. A remake of Roses was announced this week with Olivia Colman and Benedict Cumberbatch.
    “Remaking War of the Roses with Benedict Cumberbatch.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:12:16 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. career (career): Kathleen Turner → Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Turner voiced Jessica Rabbit in Roger Rabbit, a hugely influential movie, in the same 80s run.
    “She was the voice in who framed Roger Rabbit, which was a massive deal”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:14:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  72. career (career): Michael Douglas → Fatal Attraction. Douglas's hit run from 87 includes Fatal Attraction, Wall Street, Black Rain, Roses, Basic Instinct and more.
    “And then from 87 on when he rips off Fatal Attraction, Wall Street, Black Rain, War of the Roses, shining through.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:14:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. career (career): Michael Douglas → Kathleen Turner. Turner films were Douglas's only comedy work, and he was good at it.
    “This and like only the stuff he did with Kathleen Turner was the comedy stuff.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:15:35 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  74. industry (industry): Michael Douglas → Harrison Ford. Douglas was a peak A-list 80s star alongside Costner, Ford, Denzel and Cruise.
    “Douglas is at his peak.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:17:48 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  75. industry (industry): Michael Douglas → The War of the Roses. Douglas's producer background gave him a spot-on commercial taste that produced rewatchable classics.
    “Michael Douglas, because he thought, like, a producer and had this whole producer background”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:17:57 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. career (career): Danny DeVito → Michael Douglas. DeVito was a big 80s star who was always the third wheel with Douglas and Turner, and was doing the Schwarzenegger movies.
    “He's always the 3rd wheel with these 2”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:18:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  77. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → The War of the Roses. The Ebert review (3 stars) called Roses a black, angry, bitter, unrelenting comedy.
    “The War of the Roses is a black, angry, bitter, unrelenting comedy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:19:08 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  78. contrast (contrast): Roger Ebert → James Thurber. Ebert said the war between the sexes here makes Thurber's work on the subject seem almost resigned.
    “A word between the sexes that makes James Thurber's work on the same subject almost resigned by comparison”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 0:19:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  79. what-if (what-if): Cher → The War of the Roses. Cher was in the mix for Barbara Rose for a while.
    “Cher was in the mix for Barbara Rosa for a little while.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:05:20 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. career (career): The War of the Roses → Total Recall. One 'that guy' in the dinner scene is the sweating man from Total Recall.
    “One is the guy from Total Recall.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:05:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  81. career (career): J.D. Spradlin → The Godfather Part II. The real 'that guy' of Roses is J.D. Spradlin, the senator in The Godfather Part II.
    “he's the senator and godfather too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:06:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  82. industry (industry): Phil Collins → The War of the Roses. Phil Collins wrote a song for Roses that was supposed to be in it but took too long and the offer was withdrawn.
    “Phil Collins wrote a song called Something Happened on the Way to Heaven that was supposed to be in this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:10:38 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  83. career (career): Danny DeVito → Twins. Twins came out around the same time as Roses, so this is near the DeVito apex.
    “Did you know this and like twins right around the same time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:14:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. what-if (what-if): Samuel L. Jackson → The War of the Roses. Sam Jackson as the lawyer's silent client, since Roses is one of the whitest movies ever.
    “I gotta say, this movie actually needs Sam Jackson.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins · 1:28:53 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. lineage (lineage): Internal Affairs → Training Day. The dirty-cop pantheon: The Departed and Training Day have to be in there with Internal Affairs.
    “I mean, departed in training day?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:04:53 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  86. career (career): Richard Gere → An Officer and a Gentleman. Internal Affairs and An Officer and a Gentleman are probably the final two for Gere's best performance.
    “It's this and it's officer and a gentleman probably in the final two.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:09:11 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  87. career (career): Richard Gere → American Gigolo. Some would say American Gigolo, but it is not a charisma movie.
    “Some would say Gigolo, but I don't think Gigolo is a charisma movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:09:14 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  88. what-if (what-if): Andy Garcia → Kevin Costner. Garcia could have played 80% of Kevin Costner's parts if people had not been afraid to cast him.
    “I feel like he could have played 80% of the Kevin Costner parts.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:11:56 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  89. career (career): Andy Garcia → Black Rain. Garcia was coming off Black Rain, where he gets beheaded.
    “I remember when he got beheaded in Black Rain, spoiler alert.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:12:16 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  90. theme (theme): The Shield (TV) → Internal Affairs. The Shield is offered as the closest TV answer to a dirty-cop show.
    “I guess the shield's the closest, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:17:39 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  91. career (career): Billy Baldwin → Backdraft. Baldwin's run: Internal Affairs, Flatliners, Backdraft, Three of Hearts, Sliver.
    “Internal Affairs, 1990, Flatliners, 1990.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:18:34 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  92. career (career): Billy Baldwin → Sliver. Hollywood gave Baldwin a four-year window from Internal Affairs to Sliver.
    “Hollywood gave him a 4 year window.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:18:48 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. career (career): Billy Baldwin → Alec Baldwin. Billy was briefly the hot Baldwin; Alec was the more serious one and took over the spot.
    “Billy Baldwin got traded to the Eagles after Sliver was over and his brother kind of took the spot.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:19:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  94. theme (theme): Billy Baldwin → Alec Baldwin. A thought experiment: a younger brother wonders why the older brother got the great roles.
    “Alec actually has talked about this before.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:20:13 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  95. people (people): Mike Figgis → Henry Bean. The film was written by Henry Bean and directed by Mike Figgis.
    “This movie was written by Henry Bean and directed by Mike Figgis.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:22:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  96. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → Internal Affairs. Ebert and Siskel both loved it; Ebert called it a movie about personalities, and Gere brilliant.
    “And Ebert said, it's really a movie about personalities.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:25:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  97. contrast (contrast): Internal Affairs → Ghost. The same movie could be made with Ghost's dirty banker and the drug dealer; the cop element is not necessary because it is about power and manipulation.
    “So remember how in Ghost he was the dirty banker that was funneling money for the drug dealer, whatever?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:26:09 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  98. verdict (verdict): Richard Gere → Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. Gere's taco-stand scene wins a new award named for Rick Dalton for the best acting.
    “Rick Dalton Award for the best acting I've ever seen in my life and it's Richard Gere in this scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:31:40 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  99. craft (craft): Internal Affairs → Lethal Weapon 3. The unfinished Granada Hills development recalls construction sites in Lethal Weapon 3 and other action crime movies.
    “Because when you think about, I guess it's lethal weapon three.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:48:27 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  100. what-if (what-if): Nancy Travis → Annabella Sciorra. The movie would be better if Sciorra and Travis swapped roles because the dark Italian-Latin side would contrast with Peck.
    “What if, is this movie better if Annabelle Shiora and Nancy Travis swap roles?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:58:46 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)

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  1. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Trivia: the license plate 2GAT123 is apparently the license-plate equivalent of the 555 phone number, appearing in other LA stories.
    “is apparently the license plate equivalent of the 555 phone number.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:53:54 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Eddie Murphy: Foley never keeps money in the movie: he hands the $20, $50 and $200 to others, so he never actually takes money.
    “So he never actually takes money in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:54:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Brigitte Nielsen: Nielsen, who had affairs with Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Tony Scott, Mark Gastineau and Flavor Flav, is called a rainbow of romances.
    “It's quite a rainbow of people.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:55:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Who won the movie: Rosewood and Taggart or Tony Scott can make cases, but the answer is Eddie Murphy.
    “Now, the answer is Eddie Murphy, but you're right.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:02:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Double-feature style pitch: Axel is brought to LA as a consultant on a cop movie and discovers it is laundering drug money. Simmons adds Don Simpson with a giant pile of cocaine.
    “Then we could have just had Don Simpson in the movie with a giant pile of cocaine.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:05:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Popeye: Bill's first Altman movie in a theater was Popeye with his dad; it fucking sucked and he never saw another after that.
    “But the 1st album movie I saw in the theater was Popeye.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:11:22 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Robert Altman: Studio offered full financing if Altman got a bigger star than Tim Robbins; he told them off and self-financed, hence Spelling Entertainment in the credits.
    “Altman was offered full studio financing of the player if he had a bigger star than Tim Robbins, and Altman said, fuck you”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:30:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about The Player cameos: Altman got 65 celebrities to do cameos by saying only that it was about an executive who murders a screenwriter and gets away with it.
    “I only told them, I'm making a film about a studio executive who murders the screenwriter and get away, gets away with it, and they all wanted to be in it.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:30:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about The Player opening shot: The 7:47 opening tracking shot took 15 takes and they used the 10th; it holds the Buck Henry Graduate II pitch and the meta quiet-on-the-set start.
    “The opening scene, 7 minutes, 47 seconds, 15 takes were required.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:34:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about Habeas Corpus (inside The Player): The pitch is no stars, an unknown cast and a depressing ending; a year later it stars Julia Roberts and Bruce Willis with a happy ending.
    “Oh, my God, there's Bruce Willis.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:47:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Randall Batinkoff: Bill invested in Batinkoff rookie cards, certain he would be the star of his class.
    “I had I had his rookie cards.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:52:53 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Sydney Pollack: Sydney Pollack in suspenders and no shirt in Eyes Wide Shut is the text-thread photo and the energy Bill says he strives for.
    “That's the energy I'm striving for in my life.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:57:07 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about The Player: The throwaway Pasadena line is called iconic.
    “Come to think of it, Pasadena is as good a place to die as anywhere is just iconic.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:59:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about The Player: Every time Griffin Mill enters a bar, restaurant or party he is served a different brand of bottled water.
    “every time Griffin Mill enters a bar restaurant or party, he orders or is served a different brand of bottled water.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:59:59 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about The Player cast: Patrick Swayze karate moves and Jeff Daniels golfing in a surgeon gown were filmed and cut; Sean has them on his Blu-ray.
    “Patrick Swayze is showing off karate moves that were filmed but cut, but apparently you can find them on Sean's Blu-ray.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:14:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about Vincent D'Onofrio and Greta Scacchi: Six degrees: their daughter Leila George married Sean Penn, whom Tim Robbins directed in Dead Man Walking.
    “They have a daughter named Leila George, who's married to Sean Penn.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Greta Scacchi: Scacchi refused nudity after Presumed Innocent, so the sex scene is shot from the neck up; Cynthia Stevenson's nude hot tub scene is the counterpoint.
    “Skocky said no nudity. So that was why they filmed the sex scene from the neck up.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:22:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Burt Reynolds: Burt Reynolds improvised his bit knowing nothing about Griffin and still played the asshole; assholes identify assholes.
    “Reynolds improvised the scene and knew nothing about Griffin, but still managed to improvise that he was an asshole.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:22:55 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Paul Newman: Altman reportedly quoted Paul Newman on the Stevenson and Scacchi nude scenes, about not seeing the one you want to see.
    “you don't get to see the tit you want to see and you get to see the ones you don't want to see.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:23:36 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Hollywood directors dunking: A proposed spinoff podcast, Total Dunk, where each episode is one scene of a director dunking on another.
    “That would be a good spinoff podcast of the rewatchables, Wesley. You hosting total dunk”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:33:32 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Die Hard 2: Most rewatchable scene: McClane fights two guys in a restricted baggage area, a cluttered multi-room fight setup nobody does anymore.
    “John fights 2 guys in a security restricted baggage area.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:23:47 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Die Hard 2: Most rewatchable: Carmine Lorenzo meets McClane and is unimpressed by the Nakatomi hero; the hosts joke about the Sully equivalent.
    “Yeah, we're not at the Nakatomi building anymore, McQueen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:25:59 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Die Hard 2: The airport SWAT team fails to notice a group of terrorists painting down the hall; Robert Patrick is one of them.
    “Should we should we study these 7 guys randomly painting over there?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:29:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Die Hard 2: The plane crash is the craziest, most horrifying scene in action movies and why the hosts hadn't done the movie; memorable, not rewatchable.
    “I wouldn't call it rewatchable, more like memorable”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:30:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Die Hard 2: Everyone at Dulles keeps drinking after a jet is blown up on the news; they would all go home in real life.
    “everybody at Dulles just has another scotch and hangs out and waits.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:31:45 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Die Hard 2: Naked Tai Chi is used as shorthand that the villain is the bad guy; the hosts want to take it back for the good guys.
    “Naked Tai Chi, bad guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:38:56 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Die Hard 2: Best quote: Stuart's snarl at the reporter, an exchange the hosts want to bring into office life.
    “No pictures, you pinko bitch.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:42:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Die Hard 2: What aged worst: 210 people die and the movie moves on in 2.5 minutes with no grief.
    “comes and goes in 2.5 minutes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:50:58 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Die Hard 2: Trivia: first film to digitally composite live action with a scanned matte painting, used for the runway scene.
    “This was the 1st film to use digitally compositive live action footage with the traditional map painting”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:40 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about Die Hard 2: Trivia: Black & Decker paid for a cordless drill in a Bruce scene, the scene was cut, and they sued Fox for $150,000.
    “Black and Decker paid to have a cordless drill featured in a Bruce Willis scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:54 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about John Leguizamo: Leguizamo wrote that his role was meant to be much bigger until the filmmakers realized how short he was.
    “his role in this movie was intended to be much larger until the filmmakers realized how short he was.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:57:14 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about John Amos: Amos said there was real tension with Willis on set.
    “let's just say that he will never humiliate me in public again.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:57:31 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Die Hard 2: A wet print: the film was finished so close to release it was shipped to theaters still wet.
    “Wet print means it was just completed right before the release date.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:13 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Bruce Willis: Bruce's hair here is the last wave of the peninsula at the top before chicanery.
    “I think this was the last wave of when he had like the peninsula at the top.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:04:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Die Hard 2: Hosts spend four minutes failing to explain the getaway plan and Wikipedia plot; Simmons admits not understanding the movie.
    “the fact that we just spent 4 minutes trying to figure this out tells me maybe they didn't really fully label it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:10:29 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Die Hard 2: Christmas movie debate: Simmons holds firm that Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are not Christmas movies; the others say this captures holiday travel anxiety.
    “In my heart of hearts, it's not a Christmas movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:16:22 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Die Hard 2: Old widescreen composition made this hard to follow on old TVs; it plays better on modern TVs.
    “it's filmed super wide.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:24:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Will Smith: On the Oscars: Bill says the first 2.5 hours were boring but the slap was the most must-see TV in five years; Kimmel compared it to Tyson biting Holyfield's ear.
    “as soon as that happened, that was the most must see TV thing that has happened in, what, 5 years?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:10:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about David Fincher: Fincher's lessons from Panic Room: don't shoot 100 days in one place; he ended up two years in thinking nothing was worth it.
    “And then you end up 2 years into the challenge.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:18:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Jodie Foster: The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976) is one of the five craziest movies you could ever rewatch; there's a dead person in the basement.
    “which is one of the 5 craziest movies you could ever rewatch.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:31:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Panic Room: Nicole Kidman was first cast as Meg, hurt her knee, and Foster replaced her on a week's notice because her Flora Plum shut down; then Foster got pregnant and production stopped again, which is why it took two years.
    “So this is why this thing takes 2 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:37:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Panic Room: Script by David Koepp sold for $4 million, a record; budget $48 million, worldwide gross $197 million.
    “And it sold for 4 million.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:39:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Panic Room: Bill reads Roger Ebert's three-star review (Fincher a visual virtuoso, Foster spellbinding) and asks why not 3.5; the Ebert running gag.
    “Why not 3.5, Rog?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:42:18 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Jared Leto: Leto's Panic Room cornrows make him 'an homage to Iverson,' and he should have worn a Sixers jersey.
    “Jared Leto is essentially like the an homage to Iverson in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:46:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Panic Room: Most rewatchable scene candidates: robbers show up, Jody finds out they're in the house, Jody gets her phone (slow-mo), Leto screws up the safe talk, the switcheroo, the propane-tank sequence.
    “Jody gets her phone.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:51:15 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Panic Room: Bearer bonds explainer: bill Googles it; bonds are owned by whoever holds them, so they're 'the original Bitcoin' and a lazy heist-movie staple.
    “So they're like the original Bitcoin.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:00:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Forest Whitaker: Bill calls him 'the Jeff Green of actors' because of his baffling career: Oscar winner who is also in Taken 3, ER, and a Fast Times linebacker.
    “like the Jeff Green of actors.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:01:28 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Forest Whitaker: He passed on directing Panic Room, wanting to act in it; he was prepping First Daughter, starring Katie Holmes, which he directed.
    “He also directed 1st daughter starring Katie Holmes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:03:15 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Dwight Yoakam: Casting what-if: Maynard from Tool was first choice for Raoul, the greatest what-if in Rewatchables history; Yoakam was number two.
    “Yokam number 2 choice.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:13:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Panic Room: Kristen Stewart grew more than three inches during shooting, towering over Foster; Bill wants a database of child actors who grew mid-production.
    “Kristen Stewart grew more than 3 inches during the filming.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:18:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Panic Room: The house is 38 West 94th Street, but the brownstone set took 15 weeks and $6 million at Raleigh Studios.
    “The house is located at 38 West 94th Street in New York City.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:19:11 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about David Fincher: Steven Soderbergh warned him the camera plan would drive him insane; Fincher showed it to him and Soderbergh was right.
    “Soderberg was like, this is going to drive you insane if you do it this way?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:20:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Panic Room: Apex Mountain: Panic Room itself is the only nominee; the propane explosion and diabetes get discussed and not crowned.
    “Movies called Panic room.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:24:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Panic Room: Craig asks about SOS flashlight signaling; leads to Kitty Genovese and the bystander effect and the Halloween neighbor who won't help Jamie Lee.
    “Craig has a question for nitpicks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:31:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Andrew Kevin Walker: The neighbor in Panic Room is played by Andrew Kevin Walker, the writer of Se7en.
    “And did you know that the guy who plays the neighbor is Andrew Kevin Walker, a guy who wrote seven?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:32:43 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons says there is hardly any rewatchable scene beyond the key party; it works as a whole.
    “There's really almost no rewatchable scenes other than, um, other than the key party.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:03:10 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about The Ice Storm: The key party was the sales hook of the film, but the last 25 minutes feel like a drill to the head.
    “The last 25 minutes is like being, uh, having a drill put to the side of your head.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:07:18 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about The Ice Storm: Box office: $18 million budget, about $8 million gross, likely the least successful film in the series.
    “I think out of all the movies we've done, this might have been the least successful at the box office.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:20:48 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons would have wanted the key party to run an hour, or as a two-parter on Hulu.
    “am I wrong to think that could have been an hour of this movie?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:22:10 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about The Ice Storm: The key party as a sports broadcast: Nance and Romo calling it.
    “I think Nance and Romo.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:23:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about The Ice Storm: Nixon haunts the film: poster next to the bed, a speech, and a Nixon mask on the teens.
    “Nixon has a funny relationship to this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:30:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about The Ice Storm: Ryan's Elton John story: a college friend kept replaying Levon, unaware Ryan was home sick.
    “And it became a running joke for 35 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:45:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Jamey Sheridan: Aged worst: Jim Carver's premature ejaculation; later jokes recur through the show.
    “his his orgasm aged the worst.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons casts football analysis: only time the film felt directed by someone who did not grow up in America.
    “That's the only time in the movie that I felt like it was definitely directed by somebody who didn't grow up in America.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:57:22 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Michael Cumpsty: The Reverend gets the show's single-guy key party rules debate and a Jed Nelson Award.
    “sometimes the shepherd needs to play with the flock.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:00:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons says Henry Czerny gets the Dion Waiters Award for his look at the key party.
    “that's a great Dion Waiters moment.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:02:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about The Ice Storm: Lee said what attracted him to the book was the climax and the family reunion the next morning.
    “the book movement at those 2 points, I knew there was a movie there.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:34 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about The Ice Storm: Anachronism: the MTA did not exist at the time, and Marlboro Lights were not invented until 1977.
    “Marlboro Lights, not invented till 1977.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:08:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about The Ice Storm: Memorabilia pick: the Nixon mask, Elijah Wood's sweaters, or the key party bowl of keys.
    “It's got to be the Nixon mask, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:22:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about The Ice Storm: Fucked Up Family February's next-year list: Squid and the Whale, Over the Top, Margot at the Wedding.
    “Over the top was Slice Stallone, the greatest arm wrestling divorce movie ever”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:26:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Miracle: Simmons listened to the Sweden game on a clock radio; the broadcast was tape delayed and he overheard the score in a grocery store.
    “I swear to God, in my room, in Brooklyn, Massachusetts, I listened to us tie the Sweden game on my clock radio.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:02:25 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Miracle: Tape delay: a stranger at Star Market blurted the score before the game aired.
    “And we're walking around and we're in like the frozen food aisle, and I hear somebody say, it's 22 after the 2nd period or 2 after the first.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:03:58 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Miracle: Sports Illustrated's cover after the win had no cover line, just the photo.
    “which I think was only one of 2 covers ever where they didn't have any sort of, uh, any writing on the cover.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:11:29 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Kurt Russell: The Rewatchables recording: Russell arrived alone, leather jacket, Marlboro Reds, keys on the table.
    “He stinks of Marlborough Reds, who's smoking Siggs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:19:46 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Kurt Russell: Russell met Herb Brooks while Brooks recruited his son; Brooks described that year as lonely, which unlocked the script.
    “And him and O'Connor looked at each other and that was when they realized, oh, this is what we have to do.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:21:07 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Miracle: Most rewatchable: Herb makes the team skate 'again' until Rizzo answers, 'the United States of America'.
    “United States of America!”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:28:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Ralph Cox: Ralph Cox's cut makes him a famous sports trivia answer, and his mustache is a Slap Shot throwback.
    “he becomes one of the most famous trivia question answers for sports that we've ever had, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:30:03 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Bill Ranford: Edmonton goalie Bill Ranford doubles for Jim Craig; the mask lets them cheat.
    “So they had Bill Ranford, who was a goalie for a long time for Edmonton.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:37:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Al Michaels: Michaels re-recorded his narration so the third act is narrated by him; his real last ten seconds call is higher and more excited.
    “His voice is just higher and more excited.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:39:15 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Ken Dryden: You cannot recreate Ken Dryden interrupting Al Michaels during the real call.
    “Let Al have this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:39:36 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Herb Brooks: Brooks died in a car accident before the film came out; the credits say he never saw it.
    “Hurt Brooks died before the movie came out.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:44:41 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Roger Ebert: Ebert's two-star review mocks the thankless wife role and proposes all workaholic movie leads be bachelors.
    “I propose all future movies about workaholics, just make them bachelors, to spare us the dead air.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:46:33 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Bill Simmons: Simmons's 2004 ESPN The Magazine column was rewritten by editors because Disney owned both; the new ending was 'by the way, I'm seeing it on Friday.'
    “You can't, like, trash the idea of the movie in your column.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:49:31 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Jim Craig: The movie shows all 39 saves Jim Craig made in the real game.
    “I think they show all 39 in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:57:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Rocky IV: The Pacific Coliseum hosted the Rocky-Drago fight; Stallone broke his ribs and filming paused for two weeks.
    “Stallone broke his ribs in the P in the Agra Done.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:59:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Miracle: Soviet coach benching Tretiak is the worst coaching decision, compared to benching Mahomes after a first-quarter pick.
    “this is the equivalent of Mahomes throws a pick in the 1st quarter of the round one playoff game”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:00:28 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Miracle: Dion Waiters Award nominees: the Soviet coach for three expressions, with Al Michaels floated.
    “he has no lines in the movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:01:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Miracle: Finland gold medal game skipped; Brooks's line to the team before it.
    “if you lose this, you will take this to your fucking graves”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:04:17 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Miracle: Pitch: remake as a Netflix series ending with the team lost in the woods like Yellowjackets.
    “They crash in Minnesota.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:06:31 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Miracle: Simmons bought two unripped Lake Placid US-USSR tickets at a collectors convention.
    “I got 2 unripped tickets from the Lake Placid, the US Russia game.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:10:39 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Steve Martin: Martin gave up stand-up because he was so famous at it that crowds treated him like a jukebox, and he wrote a book about it.
    “they were like jukebox, he became a jukebox.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:15:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Father of the Bride (most rewatchable scene): Annie announces she is getting married at the first family dinner. It sets up all the dynamics, and Steve Martin's expressions and Diane Keaton's welling-up are the payoff.
    “it's got to be that 1st family dinner scene because it sets up all of the dynamics of the movie and everybody's very funny in it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:37:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Kieran Culkin: Best 'what ages the best': a child Kieran Culkin in the dinner scene whose face already looks like Roman Roy. Simmons and wife waited for the 8-year-old equivalent of a dick pic scene.
    “It is so fucking hilarious to watch this and think that kid's going to be Roman Roy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:37:34 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about San Marino: Both hosts give San Marino, the film's suburb, a best-aged vote; Simmons says it is a secret like Fight Club, with old-school drugstores with ice cream sundaes. The house exteriors are actually in Pasadena.
    “I think San Marino is a little like fight club.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:40:49 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Father of the Bride (basketball scene): The kid montage into the father-daughter basketball scene set to a Darlene Love song. Simmons grades it an eight against Teen Wolf's one, and notes dads do not play one-on-one with a 5-foot-2 daughter.
    “So if that's a one, this is like an eight, I would say.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:42:13 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Phoebe Cates: Casting what-if: Phoebe Cates was offered Annie Banks but was pregnant. Simmons says she and Demi Moore would have split the Demi Moore parts.
    “Phoebe Cates. Offered the role of Annie Banks. had to turn it down because she was pregnant.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:53:56 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about George Newbern: Best That Guy (Joey Pants Award) debate: Brian the son-in-law is George Newbern, who has hundreds of credits and over 350 audiobook credits on Audible as of September 2020. Simmons gives him the award over B.D. Wong.
    “As of September 2020, over 350 credits on Audible.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:57:02 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about George Clooney: Recast-and-catch: George Clooney as the son-in-law, in 1991 Facts of Life mode, which Simmons says would make him a bit more of a threat and make a fun wrinkle.
    “I can't believe George Clooney was the son-in-law, just would have been a fun wrinkle.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:59:37 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Tom Irish: Trivia: an actor debuted in the 1950 Father of the Bride and made his last film appearance in the 1991 remake, playing Ben Banks in both.
    “he played the same character in both Ben Banks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:00:19 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Father of the Bride (the house): The house exterior is in Pasadena and the rest is sets or another house; the reception house sold for $1.998 million in August 2016. Fans take photos like at the Michael Myers house.
    “It's like the like the Michael Myers house and a bunch of other ones.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:01:27 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)