Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 1–20 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves the Friday series as a communal, rental-era memory and tells childhood stories about the ads and theaters. Likes casting what-ifs and sports analogies for everything. Skeptical of horror at Christmas and of anything that wastes the premise.

Stances

  • Friday the 13th is not the best entry but the origin story had to be told
  • Friday 2 is a leap over the original

Humor: Digressive, sports-analogy heavy, and self-teasing about his office and Rewatchables running gags.

In their words

  • “There was 2 commercials, spring, summer, 1980 that scared the fuck out of me.” (0:07:38)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves Halloween and the 1970s; admires the film's craft and rewatchability, especially Leatherface's unintentional comedy. Hates Franklin, hitchhikers, and unlikely logistics. Uses sports and pop-culture analogies for everything.

Stances

  • The film is a rewatchable, not just a great movie
  • Leatherface is the hilarious favorite slasher
  • The hitchhiker is scarier than Leatherface
  • Hooper won the movie

Humor: Runs sports, NFL and podcast-world analogies and mock-outrage bits against Craig and the staff.

In their words

  • “I think it is a rewatchable, but I'm willing to hear the other side of it” (0:01:29)
  • “This guy is scarier than Leatherface.” (0:33:36)

The Rewatchables: ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves from-hell thrillers and movies that are fun to talk about even when they fail; a Boston guy who remembers where he saw things (Zoolander two weeks after 9/11). Can't stand a movie that wastes a good premise. A sucker for hoops details and stars' career arcs.

Stances

  • Domestic Disturbance is bad but a rewatchable good-bad movie
  • Vaughn and Travolta are mismatched to their roles
  • Cut footage and PG-13 killed the movie

Humor: Dry, trivia-heavy, with self-mockery about his own research and notes.

In their words

  • “I'm so relieved that this is how you're framing it.” (0:03:10)
  • “I saw Zoolander in the theater in Boston.” (0:11:47)

The Rewatchables: A CR Month Mailbag! (host)

Loves ranking, tallies and lists (Pantheon, Hall of Fame, Mount Rushmores), and treats the show like a sports franchise with categories as awards. Hates inauthentic, silly-looking athletics and bad stinkers, and has always disliked narration (now conceding). Sucker for Midnight Run, Almost Famous, and sports analogies for everything.

Stances

  • Concedes narration is fine when the movie is good
  • Wants to build a Rewatchables Hall of Fame with plaques
  • Wants to rewatch Midnight Run
  • Treats the cell-phone conspiracy as plausible

Humor: Self-deprecating bits about his own mispronunciations and sports-metaphor overreach.

In their words

  • “Okay, these are all actual emails from actual listeners.” (0:04:36)
  • “I think I'm just wrong.” (0:37:25)
  • “I'm gonna admit defeat.” (0:37:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves sports movies, tropes and underdog arcs; loves racing movies more than real racing. Can't stand people who throw cards. Sucker for Pacino speeches, Pitt as an old-school star, and hot takes about better endings.

Stances

  • F1 is the movie of the 2020s on feel
  • Sonny should have crashed and JP won
  • Brad Pitt is above Matt Damon in culture
  • Nobody should throw cards for fun

Humor: Dry listmaker who stages bits and fake categories with deadpan.

In their words

  • “This is a better movie if Sonny crashes.” (0:55:40)
  • “I don't like anybody in real life or in movies that throws cards for fun.” (1:19:45)

The Rewatchables: ‘Weird Science’ With Bill Simmons and Kyle Brandt (host)

Loves 1980s teen comedies and the Hughes run, ranking The Breakfast Club an all timer; lists teen movies by year and tracks careers and what-ifs. Rates the movie fun but is bothered by how Lisa is written and by the age gap in the kiss.

Stances

  • Weird Science is a super fun watch with weird elements you must factor in with the 80s
  • Anthony Michael Hall should have been a bigger star
  • Hottest take: Lisa sucks

Humor: Dry list-making and award names, reading research aloud like a deadpan docket.

In their words

  • “And I mentioned this because I was 15 years old when I saw this movie in the theater.” (0:03:11)
  • “They're both pantheon for me, but breakfast club's an all timer for me.” (1:23:34)
  • “Lisa sucks.” (1:15:07)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Truman Show’ With Bill Simmons, Glen Powell, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sprawling statistics and lists (genre-checkbox years, Carrey's run) and a good Oscars grievance. Cannot resist a bit about bars, themed restaurants and sports metaphors. A sucker for the 1990s and for movies that hold up on repeat.

Stances

  • Carrey's 94-2000 run is the best by a comedian
  • 1998 checked every genre box
  • Movies should run about 100 minutes

Humor: Rapid-fire riffs that fold sports and gambling into movie talk.

In their words

  • “Carries the star, obviously, and carries in this heater from 94 to 2000.” (0:27:23)
  • “I think 1998 is in the running for the greatest checking all the boxes movie year we've ever had.” (1:06:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Species’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves 80s TV that wrecks him (China Beach), cool-guy actors like Madsen, and big dumb 90s movies sold on a single premise. Teased for being a sucker for the Hollywood Hills guy's lifestyle. Dislikes Sil-adjacent logic holes less than he enjoys them.

Stances

  • Species is a great B movie that gets a pass
  • Wants Madsen and Helgenberger to have been a TV duo
  • Would be Robbie in another life

Humor: Deadpan sports-and-pop-culture analogies and self-aware sleaze.

In their words

  • “I fucking love China Beach.” (0:07:15)
  • “Bill, you see yourself as Robbie, huh?” (0:37:46)

The Rewatchables: ‘After Hours’ with Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves 80s and 90s crowd-pleasers, Goodfellas as his favorite movie, and a good Hollywood backstory. Can't stand pot smoke and bike traffic in modern New York, Pee-wee, or Jade. A sucker for actresses who deserved better careers (Arquette, Fiorentino) and sports-brain comparisons.

Stances

  • Fiorentino and Arquette were robbed of better careers
  • 80s Scorsese is the best
  • Warriors is superior to After Hours as a night movie
  • Tom Hanks or Keaton would improve the lead

Humor: Breathless riffs, absurd hypotheticals (kill Reagan for Arquette) and sports analogies.

In their words

  • “I don't know how Linda Fiorentino was never on the Sopranos.” (1:09:50)
  • “Would you have killed Ronald Reagan for Rosanne Arquette?” (0:33:25)

The Rewatchables: ‘Working Girl’ With Bill Simmons, Amanda Dobbins, and Joanna Robinson (host)

Loves the pop-culture web of the 80s: songs, TV, sports ads and movie stars tied together, and reads Ebert and old press clippings. Will take a bold contrarian stance (Tess may be the villain) and invents award categories. Cannot stand an unexplained plot hole or a premise that ruins itself, but forgives absurdity when the emotion works.

Stances

  • Tess might be the villain; she took Catherine's idea, boyfriend and job
  • The Pointer Sisters' 'I'm So Excited' is secretly the most important pop-culture song

Humor: Runs deadpan bits and invented awards, and teases co-hosts' obsessions.

In their words

  • “is secretly the most important pop culture song of all time.” (1:27:43)
  • “Are we sure Tess isn't the villain of this movie?” (1:59:14)

The Rewatchables: ‘Rocky’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves Rocky as a cultural phenomenon he lived through in 1976, and the sports-movie recipe it created. Loves the casting what-if games and the running categories. Can't stand slow courtship scenes in 2025 terms. A sucker for Stallone and for lore.

Stances

  • Rocky is one of the most important movies of the last 50 years
  • Rocky was a phenomenon in 1976, comparable to Jaws and Star Wars
  • Stallone wins the movie
  • All the President's Men should have won the Oscar

Humor: Drops running bits (Ebert, hot takes, categories) and teases the others about Boston and doo-wop.

In their words

  • “I saw in Dedham, Massachusetts with my dad.” (0:08:57)
  • “Roger Ebert, our guy.” (0:34:50)
  • “I'm old enough to remember this.” (0:13:11)

The Rewatchables: ‘Friday Night Lights’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin (host)

Loves football, sports movies and the long run of sports books and shows; likes nitpicks and ranking lists. Fond of Billy Bob Thornton and the TV show, with a Grantland-era sense of history. Enjoys odds, lines and fantasy-football talk.

Stances

  • Friday Night Lights is a top-six football movie, behind The Longest Yard
  • Movies where the good guys lose are great for rewatchability
  • Billy Bob should have been the TV Coach Taylor, as a career move
  • Coach Gaines is arguably a bad coach
  • Cruise is too small and not Texan, so Hanks wins

Humor: Banter, tallies and running-bit award names, plus deadpan wagers and career-strategist asides.

In their words

  • “I think Billy Bob should have played the coach in the TV show.” (1:17:08)
  • “I think longest yard is just number one.” (1:39:56)
  • “Coach Gaines, maybe just a bad coach.” (1:04:26)

The Rewatchables: ‘Pulp Fiction’ (Part 2) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves the whole texture of Pulp Fiction and builds the whole show around categories and awards. Cares about specific lines, casting what-ifs, and bits that tie to sports (Paul George, Dion Waiters, NBA draft). Can't stand lazy nitpicks and the weak link of Fabienne's 12 minutes. A sucker for diners, milkshakes, and the lifestyle nostalgia of the movie.

Stances

  • Fabienne's 12 minutes is the weakest part of Pulp Fiction
  • Dump 8 of those minutes for a real Wilson vs Coolidge boxing sequence
  • Vincent Vega is completely incompetent
  • Cruise as Vincent or Butch is the Apex Mountain casting pick

Humor: Runs category gags and sports analogies, and escalates absurd 'unanswerable questions'.

In their words

  • “Well, we have some bonus categories for this one.” (0:02:34)
  • “I will say that for as awesome as this film has so many great shots.” (1:11:22)
  • “I hate to tell Tarantino what to do, who's incredible creative achievement, but if you dump 8 of the 12 minutes with Butch's girlfriend,” (1:36:04)

The Rewatchables: ‘Twister’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

He disliked Twister in 1996 because it felt like the start of the effects-driven blockbuster era but now loves it for the old-school feel of real danger. He is a sucker for summer-calendar history, box office numbers, and a movie you can leave on for three days. He reads casting and career arcs through NBA and NFL analogies.

Stances

  • Twister is underrated and he held it unfairly in 1996
  • Practical effects make the actors feel in actual danger
  • 1996 is the year the summer blockbuster calendar was set
  • Jonas should have had more scenes
  • Disaster movies should be natural disasters and not star the Rock

Humor: Sports analogies for everything, dry running bits, and mock-outrage over the group's picks.

In their words

  • “I watched it twice in the last week.” (0:03:10)
  • “I actually like it more than I've ever liked it in my life.” (0:03:12)
  • “I treated it this time around, like basically tried to recreate the circumstances of an old school rewatchable” (0:10:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me’ With Bill Simmons and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves the 90s Myers era (Wayne's World, Axe Murderer) more than the Powers films. A sucker for Heather Graham and Garth-style sidekicks. Dislikes the rap song and the Fat Bastard sleeping bit; wants comedians to stay comedians.

Stances

  • Myers era best in Wayne's World/Axe Murderer
  • Comedians should not go serious
  • Mike Myers won the movie

Humor: Digressive trivia dropper and conspiracy-tangent jokester.

In their words

  • “We never want them to become serious actors.” (0:15:47)
  • “I'm older than you.” (0:04:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘The War of the Roses’ With Bill Simmons, Mallory Rubin, and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves 80s movie-star careers, studio and box-office lore, and Kathleen Turner as a teenage ideal. Cannot stand wasted runtime and the DeVito framing scenes. A sucker for production trivia, deleted scenes and Phil Collins-style what-ifs.

Stances

  • The DeVito framing scenes are the weak link and could be cut
  • Turner is the better performer in the Douglas/Turner combo
  • The dog should have been made into pate
  • Roses is 'hall of fame' evidence that they don't make movies like this anymore

Humor: Dry, list-making and rhetorical, with sports analogies and running-bit category names.

In their words

  • “But man, when I was growing up in the 80s.” (0:08:23)
  • “She was like my platonic ideal for like someday I hope I get to marry somebody like Kathleen Turner.” (0:08:26)
  • “The Danny DeVito scenes, even though there's good wisdom in them” (0:48:09)
  • “I think it's more important that they both actually die than that you know for sure that the dog died.” (1:05:02)

The Rewatchables: ‘Internal Affairs’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan (host)

Bill loves Richard Gere's charisma at full power and a movie that gets more unhinged as it goes. He keeps the categories moving and loves sports analogies and long-ago junket stories. He is a sucker for a villain you end up rooting for, and he is dismissive of Bad Lieutenant for trying too hard.

Stances

  • Gere's Dennis Peck is his best performance
  • He actually wants more dirty-cop movies
  • Bad Lieutenant is not a rewatchable

Humor: Sports-flavored riffs and mock-awards, like the Rick Dalton Award, and impressions.

In their words

  • “I think this is his best performance in a movie.” (0:09:09)
  • “Little like Kenny Pickett on the Steelers.” (0:18:52)
  • “I interviewed Ron Silver at the Ali Junket in 2001.” (0:51:48)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Insider’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Bill loves Pacino's swagger and Any Given Sunday, loves Heat, and treats the Michael Mann signature as a thing he can pick at, calling out the slow-motion ending and score as dated. He is a sports guy who can't let go of the Knicks 'semifinals' line, and he has little patience for stray bad casting like Wings Hauser. He is a sucker for scenery-chewers like Bruce McGill.

Stances

  • Pacino's Any Given Sunday is his favorite Pacino performance other than The Godfather
  • The slow-motion ending is bad and tacky
  • Cigarette smoking in movies makes people look cool
  • Pacino should have smoked in this movie

Humor: Digressive and comic, uses sports analogies (LeBron, Knicks, Dion Waiters) and bits that run on.

In their words

  • “The Inch's speech is all time for me and that movie's terrible and he's carrying it like LeBron carried the 2007 caps.” (0:09:36)
  • “It's just kind of tacky.” (0:51:33)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Big Chill’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves The Big Chill enough to make it his birthday movie and has seen it more than almost anything. Cares about football-movie accuracy, soundtrack craft and the 80s ensemble dramedy. Can't stand bad touch football scenes and the Oscars' snubs.

Stances

  • The Big Chill is a movie he returns to again and again
  • Touch football in movies is never done right
  • Kasdan's first five years are the greatest screenwriting run

Humor: Runs bits and riffs, jokes about the show's low bar and his own friends.

In their words

  • “Every year on my birthday, we do a movie that I love, and this year we're doing the big chill.” (0:00:58)
  • “I've never been satisfied with the movie touch football scene.” (1:34:03)

The Rewatchables: ‘A Bronx Tale’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan (host)

Loves quotable, rewatchable movies (Godfather, Goodfellas, Casino, Speed), the Sopranos, and craps and sports analogies. Hates narrators generally, but allows this one. Sucker for lists, categories, and made-up channels.

Stances

  • Lessons from the movie are the best part; 'nobody cares' wins
  • Bar-intro scene is a Goodfellas rip
  • Chazz Palminteri won the movie
  • Hasn't seen John Wick 4 yet; will wait for the perfect time

Humor: Runs the format as a bit machine, with channel pitches, rankings, and teasing his co-hosts.

In their words

  • “I hate narrators.” (1:10:32)
  • “I always wanted an all-jail movie channel called Bars, B-A-R-Z.” (1:05:05)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 1–100 of 1,295 claims.

  1. industry (industry): Friday the 13th → The Shining. Spring and summer 1980 TV spots for Friday the 13th and The Shining both scared a ten-year-old; Friday's ad showed every murder.
    “There was 2 commercials, spring, summer, 1980 that scared the fuck out of me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Friday the 13th’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:07:38 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  2. unmapped (admirer): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Quentin Tarantino. Tarantino wrote that Chainsaw is one of the few perfect movies ever made.
    “To me, the Texas Chainsaw Massacre is one of the few perfect movies ever made.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:00:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. lineage (ancestor): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Halloween. Halloween felt like it invented modern horror, but on rewatch Chainsaw is the real ground zero.
    “whenever I watch Chainsaw, I'm like, no, actually this is ground zero.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:03:01 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. unmapped (gimmick): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Thanksgiving. Slasher gimmicks (Freddy, Chucky, Orphan, Thanksgiving) are compared with Leatherface.
    “I thought that Thanksgiving that came out a couple years ago. I thought that guy had a good gimmick.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:09:28 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  5. unmapped (unintentional comedy): Gunnar Hansen → The Silence of the Lambs. Leatherface's unintentional comedy scores 98 on a 100 scale, just behind Buffalo Bill at 100.
    “If Buffalo Bill is a 100 at a 100, Leatherface is like a 98.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:10:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  6. theme (1970s genre birth): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Dirty Harry. Chainsaw is one of eight 1970s films (Dirty Harry, Deep Throat, Last House, Godfather II, Jaws, Rocky, Star Wars, Superman) that spawned the next 50 years of genres.
    “if you just go those 8 movies, that's kind of what would become the next 50 years of movies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:14:53 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  7. industry (marketing precedent): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → The Blair Witch Project. The 'based on true events' opening was smart and was ripped off by Blair Witch in 1999, pre-internet.
    “We didn't know any better in 1999.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:17:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. lineage (real-life source): Ed Gein → The Silence of the Lambs. Ed Gein had a big Hollywood footprint; Silence of the Lambs and Manhunter touched on him.
    “A lot of people, silence the lambs, touched on Ed Geen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:19:05 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. unmapped (peer cluster): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → The Last House on the Left. Ebert said Chainsaw belongs with Night of the Living Dead and Last House on the Left as films better than the genre required; also listed as indie-horror example in the 70s genre run.
    “it belongs with 9 Living Dead, last house to the left, films that are really a lot better than the genre required.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:31:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  10. craft (craft): Robert A. Burns → The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. The art director's scavenged animal parts and bones built the chicken room, called maybe the creepiest room in horror history.
    “there's a lot of research about the, uh, the art director, just going around Texas and picking up decomposing animal parts”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:37:47 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  11. craft (last shot): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Halloween. Chainsaw's last shot is an all-time ending, rivaled only by Halloween's empty Myers shots; Chainsaw is judged better.
    “It's an all-time greatest last shot other than possibly Halloween, Myers not being there at the end.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:44:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. unmapped (hitchhiking): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Diary of a Teenage Hitchhiker. Bill thinks the ABC TV movie Diary of a Teenage Hitchhiker, not Chainsaw, was the final nail in hitchhiking.
    “Diary of a Teenage Hitchhiker during the height of ABC TV movies in the 70s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:46:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. people (casting test): Dennis Peck → Internal Affairs. Craig's relationship test: could Internal Affairs' Dennis Peck have charmed Leatherface's family out of the house.
    “You think Dennis could have gotten out of that house?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:09:01 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  14. industry (financing): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Deep Throat. Chainsaw was financed by a mob-linked company that also did Deep Throat and needed to launder its profits.
    “this company that also did Deep Throat and had money that needed to wash the money from Deep Throat”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:11:42 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  15. unmapped (equity screwing): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → The Social Network. The cast being diluted out of their cut is the worst version of the Social Network equity scene.
    “It was like the worst version of that social network scene”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:12:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. verdict (final girl ranking): Marilyn Burns → Halloween. Lori Strode is the more iconic final girl by body of work, and Ripley is up there; Sally is the underrated one.
    “I think Lori's a more iconic final girl, ultimately.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:14:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  17. verdict (killer ranking): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Psycho. On the movie-murderer Mount Rushmore, Norman Bates and Lecter go up there; Bill picks Myers because of the body of work.
    “I think the answer is probably Myers because of the body of work.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:16:11 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. people (cast): Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation → Matthew McConaughey. The 1995 sequel starred Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey; Kim Henkel, who wrote the original, wrote it.
    “Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the next generation with Renee Zalweger and Matthew McConaughey.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:23:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. lineage (remake): Jessica Biel → The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Remake lineage: Next Generation, Biel reboot, Netflix influencer one, Leatherface (2017), and a rumored Curry Barker reboot with Glen Powell.
    “Well, and now Curry Barker is rumored to be rebooting it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:24:09 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  20. programming (double feature): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Deliverance. A guest pick for a double bill: road trip gone wrong.
    “Oh, my God. Road trip gone wrong.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:31:17 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  21. programming (double feature): The Texas Chain Saw Massacre → Halloween. Bill pairs it with Halloween to compare how much Halloween cribbed from Chainsaw.
    “I went Halloween just to compare and contrast like how much Halloween, crib done, chainsaw, all that stuff.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:31:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  22. lineage (lineage): Domestic Disturbance → Fatal Attraction. Domestic Disturbance is the late, bad entry in the 'from hell' thriller cycle that began with Fatal Attraction.
    “We had this really good run that starts with fatal fatal attraction into the 80s.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:04:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. lineage (lineage): Domestic Disturbance → One Hour Photo. One Hour Photo is cited as the 2000s photo-developer-from-hell entry in the same cycle.
    “You get one hour photo with Robin Williams.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:05:22 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  24. industry (industry): Lakeview Terrace → The Dark Knight. Lakeview Terrace might be the last 'from hell' movie before The Dark Knight took over the villain slot.
    “It could be the last, it could be the last from hell, and then Dark Knight comes along and cleans up hell, you know?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:06:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  25. industry (industry): Domestic Disturbance → Zoolander. After 9/11, Paramount moved Zoolander up and pushed Domestic Disturbance to October, where it was cut by 22 minutes.
    “Paramount has to rush Zoolander up.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:11:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  26. industry (industry): Zoolander → Sidewalks of New York. Sidewalks of New York was Paramount's big September movie and could not open after 9/11.
    “Because Ed Burns has sidewalks of New York.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:11:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  27. career (career): John Travolta → Pulp Fiction. Pulp Fiction in 1994 began a heater of three to four major movies a year through 2000.
    “He's on a heater from Pulp Fiction 94 through 2000.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:22:51 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  28. programming (programming): Harold Becker → Stanley Kubrick. Becker now has as many movies on The Rewatchables as Stanley Kubrick.
    “Harold Becker now has the same number of movies on the rewatchables is Stanley Kubrick.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:30:40 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  29. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → The Good Son. Ebert's Domestic Disturbance rating is compared with his half-star for The Good Son.
    “Last week, Good Son was a half star when we recorded that.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:36:44 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  30. verdict (verdict): Roger Ebert → Domestic Disturbance. Ebert gave it one and a half stars, calling it a paid holiday for the director.
    “He wrote, the movie is a paid holiday for its director, Harold Becker.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:36:49 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  31. craft (craft): Harold Becker → Michael Hogarth. On his commentary Becker praises the film's credits and their maker, Michael Hogarth, as relayed by the host.
    “I really like these, these, these credits that we made for this film, you know, great credit maker. His name's Michael Hogarth. He's a wonderful guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:48:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  32. programming (programming): Domestic Disturbance → The Good Son. The Good Son (another from-hell movie, already done) is the following week's episode.
    “Well, we did this out of sequence, but good, uh, the good sun, which we've already done is coming next week”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Domestic Disturbance’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:33:41 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  33. craft (craft): GoldenEye → Tina Turner. Tina Turner's GoldenEye theme song is named an all-time stinker and nominated for the anti-apex award.
    “Because of her all time stinker of a theme song for Golden Eye.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:07:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  34. what-if (what-if): GoldenEye → Dennis Quaid. In the GoldenEye pod Chris Ryan suggested Dennis Quaid for Joe Don Baker's role and Bill shot it down as not old enough.
    “CR says, I think Dennis Quaid is just as good a suggestion as Nick Nolte, and it gets a little testy.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:11:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. craft (craft): Tim Robbins → Bull Durham. Bull Durham is the proposed namesake for a horrible-on-screen-athleticism flex category, though Tim Robbins is defended for his idiosyncratic windup.
    “I nominate Tim Robbins as the namesake for Bull Durham.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:15:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. craft (craft): Young Blood → Rob Lowe. The opposite case: Rob Lowe was taught to skate for the movie and is actually pretty good.
    “One of the best ones for this was they taught Rob Lowe to skate for Young Bud.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:17:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. lineage (lineage): Top Gun → Top Gun: Maverick. Maverick's dogfight football is compared with the original's volleyball scene, which hides its doubles in wide shots.
    “I mean, I went back and watched the volleyball scene from the original Top Gun.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:19:41 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  38. craft (craft): War of the Worlds → Tom Cruise. A Reddit thread defends Cruise's awkward ball toss as a character choice, a father easy on his son.
    “there was Reddit thread defending Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds that's saying that. That's what the character, that's how the character would have thrown the ball.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:20:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  39. craft (craft): For Love of the Game → Kevin Costner. Costner told the speaker that John C. Reilly was the catcher and the film cut carefully around him.
    “which I asked Costner about once, and he is basically like, he was the catcher, and they very carefully cut around him.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:20:59 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. theme (theme): Sicario: Day of the Soldado → The Bourne Identity. Both have the emergency homemade haircut that goes perfectly, a trope a hairdresser's wife hates.
    “Benicio del Toro giving the cartel daughter. the short hairdo before attempting to cross the border.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:23:23 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. verdict (verdict): Sicario → The Godfather. Godfather beats Sicario for best dinner-scene assassination because it is the bigger, more important movie.
    “Godfather is just a bigger, more important movie.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:25:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. theme (theme): Vision Quest → Sicario. Secret Handshake category: Vision Quest's red wrestling high-tops and Sicario's blue and pink money bands as props only fans recognize.
    “Vision Quest, Loud and Swain's red Asex wrestling high tops, which we talked about on that part for 5 solid.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:26:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. verdict (verdict): To Live and Die in L.A. → Chris Ryan. A listener calls To Live and Die in L.A. a CR special, as Prince's score complimentary.
    “watched to live and die in LA last night, and it's a CR special, if I've ever seen one.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:27:35 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  44. what-if (what-if): Sicario → Tom Cruise. Cruise could play the lead if the Blunt role were a man, since studios wanted a male lead and 90s Cruise fits.
    “That makes 90s cruise perfect for this.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:31:43 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  45. what-if (what-if): Heat → Gangs of New York. Listener's 10-percent-better idea: Heat without the Portman storyline or with Vincent doing coke, Gangs of New York with Cameron Diaz recast.
    “how heat would be 10% better if they either dropped the Portman storyline, or had Vincent doing coke, or gangs of New York, if Cameron Diaz was recast.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:35:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. theme (theme): The Shawshank Redemption → Goodfellas. Listener's list of narrated Rewatchables: Shawshank, Goodfellas, Apocalypse Now, Ferris Bueller, Fight Club, Stand by Me, Big Lebowski and more.
    “He, best movie of all time, Shawshank.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:36:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. craft (craft): Blade Runner → Goodfellas. Listener contrasts bad narration crutched in original Blade Runner with narration that makes Goodfellas.
    “It was so bad in the original Blade Runner.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:36:58 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. verdict (verdict): Goodfellas → Goodfellas. Bill concedes his anti-narration stance: bad narration is the problem, not narration.
    “I think my stance needs to be, there's nothing worse than bad nourish.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:37:19 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  49. people (people): Ernie Anderson → Paul Thomas Anderson. The 70s/80s ABC promo narrator is PTA's dad, and the hosts imagine trailer narration for The Town.
    “But it's that Paul Thomas Anderson's dad.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:39:39 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. career (career): The Martian → Matt Damon. The Martian is Damon's local-maximum: a post-apex Apex Mountain, the I-still-got-it peak.
    “So Matt Damon, the Martians, a great one.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:41:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  51. theme (theme): Clint Eastwood → The Mule. The Mule gives an octogenarian Clint two threesomes: the namesake for an ego-stroke award.
    “named after Clint Eastwood and the mule, who plays an octogenarian who has 2 separate threesomes.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:44:41 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  52. programming (programming): To Live and Die in L.A. → Bad Lieutenant. Date-night worst movie lists: To Live and Die in L.A. starts one, then Bad Lieutenant, Happiness, 8MM, Come and See.
    “He said, uh, he nominates Bad Lieutenant, Happiness, 8 millimeter and come and see.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:46:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. theme (theme): Minority Report → Eyes Wide Shut. How-is-that-a-job category: Minority Report's eyeball seller, Milich's costume shop in Eyes Wide Shut.
    “Like the dude in minority report who just sells new eyeballs to Tom Cruise.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:55:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. programming (programming): Tom Cruise → Days of Thunder. Craig would do Days of Thunder just to do it.
    “Craig would do traffic Thunder just so we could do traffic Thunder.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:57:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  55. programming (programming): Tom Cruise → Cocktail. With the public-figure Cruise, the pick has to be Cocktail.
    “If it's the cruise, the public figure cruise that we know, it's got to be cocktails.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 0:57:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  56. industry (industry): Tom Cruise → Al Pacino. Rewatchables Pantheon by number of movies: Cruise 17, Pacino 14, De Niro 13, Denzel 12, Stallone 12.
    “Cruise 17, Pacino 14, De Niro 13, Denzel 12, Stallone 12.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:02:15 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  57. industry (industry): Steven Spielberg → Martin Scorsese. Most-featured directors: Spielberg 9, Tony Scott 9, Michael Mann 8, Scorsese 8.
    “Spielberg 9, Tony Scott 9.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:02:28 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  58. industry (industry): Renee Russo → In the Line of Fire. Rene Russo has been in 7 Rewatchables, a Special Achievement nominee for killing the 90s.
    “She's been in 7 rewatchables movies.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:02:49 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  59. people (people): Philip Seymour Hoffman → Mission: Impossible. PSH is a Special Achievement inductee; his Mission Impossible scene is one Bill keeps rewatching.
    “PSH scene.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:03:06 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. people (people): Catherine Hahn → Step Brothers. Hahn is a Hall of Fame 'Dion Waiters' inductee for Step Brothers; the speaker recalls 25 minutes on the Catalina wine cooler.
    “We did like 15 minutes on how good she was in that movie.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:06:43 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  61. people (people): Christopher Walken → Pulp Fiction. Walken in Pulp Fiction and True Romance is on the best-short-performance list.
    “Christopher Walken with the combo, pulp, and true romance.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:07:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. career (career): Ben Affleck → Gigli. Gigli is Affleck's nadir mountain, the anti-classic for an Unwatchables month.
    “That's his Nadir Mountain.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  63. theme (theme): Gigli → Rain Man. Justin Bartha's Rain Man impression in Gigli is called a nuclear holocaust his career survived.
    “The hangovers Justin Bartha submits a nuclear holocaust of a rainman impression that his career somehow survived.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. verdict (verdict): Catwoman → Catwoman. Catwoman is one of the worst movies ever made, with a crazy basketball scene.
    “We get a lot of requests for Catwoman because it's really truly one of the worst movies ever made.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:10:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  65. career (career): Wayne Gross → Heat. The Heat villain is the ultimate example of an actor haunted by a role.
    “I couldn't even see Wayne Grow again after the heat.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:11:50 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. industry (industry): Heat → Die Hard. Bearer bonds: the tax-lawyer listener accepts them in post-82 movies like Beverly Hills Cop and maybe Die Hard but not in Heat or Panic Room.
    “he can look past it for some post 82 movies like Beverly Hills cop, maybe even die hard.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:13:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. industry (industry): Heat → Panic Room. Bearer bonds in Heat and Panic Room are anachronisms because the 1982 tax act made them rare.
    “But when we get to heat and panic room, no fucking way, basically.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:13:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  68. theme (theme): Phantom Thread → Little Miss Sunshine. Dave Toshki (as transcribed) Animal Crackers Award for niche tastes: Reynolds Woodcock's poisoned mushrooms, the Little Miss Sunshine character, Neil McCauley in Heat.
    “Reynolds Woodcock's fondness for poisoned mushrooms and Phantom Thread.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:14:05 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  69. theme (theme): Out of Sight → Out of Sight. J.Lo as a Dolphins fan in Out of Sight is deemed not niche; she's from Miami.
    “Jennifer Lopez, Dolphins fan in out of sight.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:14:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  70. contrast (contrast): Denise Richards → Elizabeth Shue. The award is renamed for Denise Richards as nuclear physicist Christmas Jones, since it's more absurd than Shue as an astrophysicist.
    “Denise Richards playing a nuclear physicist is 100 times more absurd than Elizabeth Shoe.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:16:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  71. craft (craft): The Social Network → Inglourious Basterds. The best line reading category: Eisenberg's 'That's good, you should be proud' alongside 'Everybody in the German army has heard of Hugo Stiglitz'.
    “It's an all-time line reading that could base smarminess, jealousy, and resentment without showing much emotion.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:16:29 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  72. programming (programming): Zodiac → Almost Famous. AI cut-your-own-runtime fantasy: trim Zodiac to 97 minutes; instead Bill watched the bootleg Almost Famous with 35 extra minutes.
    “we watch the bootleg cut the 2nd time, which has like 35 minutes of additional scenes.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:20:45 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. programming (programming): Cocktail → Cocktail. Cogwin's law from Cocktail becomes a Life Lesson category; the Cocktail pod was a fun one.
    “He points out, we had so much fun with the laws.”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:21:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  74. what-if (what-if): Just One of the Guys → Judd Nelson. Joyce Hyser nearly played Dr. Melfi; equivalent to Judd Nelson almost being Walter White; the 'hammer' of internet research.
    “He said this to me was the equivalent of finding out”
    The Rewatchables · A CR Month Mailbag! · 1:23:06 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  75. theme (theme): F1 → Chef. Racing movies and Chef's cooking scene both beat watching the real thing.
    “I love racing movies because they're basically awesomely edited.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:07:16 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. theme (theme): F1 → The Color of Money. Color of Money shows billiards as the most exciting cinematic thing; so racing movies work better than racing.
    “if you watch Color of Money, you're like, Billiards is the most exciting cinematic thing”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:08:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  77. lineage (lineage): F1 → Days of Thunder. Same kind of 1990 star-driven racing picture, but F1's camera work leaves it behind.
    “This movie in 1990 was Days of Thunder, which was a very cool movie that I like a lot that we've done on the rewatchables, but it's night and day”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:10:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  78. theme (theme): F1 → Road House. Road House uses the 'you don't understand how good this guy was' trope.
    “Like roadhouse, best cooler.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:12:58 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  79. theme (theme): F1 → White Men Can't Jump. The movie dodged the White Men Can't Jump interracial-buddy joke.
    “like white man can't jump.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:13:19 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  80. lineage (lineage): F1 → Top Gun: Maverick. Same director and a broadly similar story of an aging star in the cockpit.
    “this movie gets compared to Top Gun Maverick a lot, same director”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:14:21 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  81. theme (theme): F1 → Moneyball. Scrappy underdogs exploiting the margins to beat richer rivals.
    “It's kind of money ball on steroids, though.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:14:29 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. career (career): Brad Pitt → Angelina Jolie. Brangelina swallowed Pitt's career into a long period of lesser movies.
    “That Brangelina thing became so big.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:21:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  83. what-if (what-if): F1 → Moneyball. Pitt might have made three or four more Moneyball-type movies in the Brangelina gap.
    “I feel like there was like 3 or 4 more money ball type movies for him in there and he just didn't make them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:21:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. career (career): Brad Pitt → Matt Damon. The group debates whether Damon's best seven films can match Pitt's.
    “So the question for me is, could Matt Damon top that with his best seven?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:24:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. career (career): Jerry Bruckheimer → Days of Thunder. Bruckheimer's five decades of rewatchables run from American Gigolo to F1.
    “This is, uh, 80s, 90s, it's 5 decades of him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:35:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  86. craft (craft): Tears for Fears → Gears of War commercial. The song under Kosinski's Gears of War commercial is named as Tears for Fears' Mad World.
    “It's called Mad World, the Gears of War commercial.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:41:34 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  87. industry (industry): F1 → Superman. F1 beat Superman at the 2025 worldwide box office.
    “Take that fucking Superman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:43:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. industry (industry): F1 → Cars 2. F1 passed Cars 2 as the highest grossing sports film worldwide.
    “It surpassed cars too as the highest grossing sports film worldwide.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:44:05 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  89. craft (craft): Hans Zimmer → F1. Zimmer scored the soundtrack.
    “soundtrack by Hans fucking Zimmer.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:44:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  90. verdict (verdict): F1 → Top Gun. Ebert's racing reviews imply a three-star F1, floor set by the filmmaking.
    “Roger would have given this 3 stars, too long racing scene's incredible.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:45:10 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  91. theme (theme): F1 → Rocky IV. Sonny and Kate's beer scene cuts into an old-school versus new-school training montage like Rocky IV.
    “Right into the Rocky 4 training montage”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:48:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  92. theme (theme): F1 → Top Gun: Maverick. The older ace winning the final race is the same choice as Maverick saving everybody.
    “sunny winning Abu Dhabi, much like Maverick, where Maverick has to be the one who saves everybody's asses”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:55:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  93. what-if (what-if): F1 → The Color of Money. Color of Money handles the old-dog/new-dog handover best, which F1's ending does not.
    “So the best version of this, to me that's ever been done in this old dog, new dog thing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:56:48 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  94. craft (craft): F1 → Any Given Sunday. A Pacino-style speech from Sonny to JP would have been the way to keep Sonny out of the final race.
    “That probably would have been the way to have Sonny not race in the final race as he gives a Pacino, like any given Sunday speech, to JP.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 0:59:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. theme (theme): F1 → The Wizard. F1 may be the most effective movie commercial since The Wizard sold Mario 3.
    “This might be the single most effective movie commercial, maybe other than the wizard.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:07:25 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  96. theme (theme): F1 → Final Destination. Sonny's likeliest death would be a Final Destination-style distraction on the track.
    “Final destination and shit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:10:50 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  97. theme (theme): F1 → Lean on Me. Joe Clark on the roof is number five among old-guy-schooling-young-guy scenes.
    “Number five, Joe Clark to Sam's and Lean on Me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. theme (theme): F1 → Above the Rim. Shep out-dueling Cal is number three among old-guy-schooling-young-guy scenes.
    “Shep. Out dueling Cal Watson in the one-on-one game and above the rim.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:16:56 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  99. verdict (verdict): F1 → Good Will Hunting. Williams to Damon on the bench ranks first on the old-guy-schooling-young-guy list.
    “The best old guy schooling young guy scene ever to me is Robin Williams to Matt Damon on the bench.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:18:28 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  100. what-if (what-if): Joseph Kosinski → Go Like Hell (unmade Pitt/Cruise/Kosinski project). Pitt was to be in a Ford versus Ferrari with Cruise and Kosinski, which collapsed.
    “Pitt was supposed to be in the original Ford versus Fryer with Tom Cruise”
    The Rewatchables · ‘F1’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Van Lathan · 1:23:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)

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  1. fun, about My Cousin Vinny: The chessboard knocked over in Vinny's name speech was an accident kept in the movie.
    “he knocks over the chessboard, that was an accident”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:07:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Ralph Macchio: He's often asked to sign cans of tuna.
    “Machio said he's often asked to sign cans of tuna.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:07:47 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Joe Pesci: Made a lounge album called Vincent LaGuardia Gambini Sings for You.
    “Vincent LaGuardia Gambini sings for you.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:08:45 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about My Cousin Vinny: Hosts keep Tomei's Oscar and argue the courtroom scene earned it.
    “So we're letting her keep the Oscar for this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘My Cousin Vinny’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Wesley Morris · 1:22:51 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about This Is the End: The pitch: celebrities play themselves at the apocalypse, with a demon with a 10-foot penis; the cockiest pitch ever.
    “I think this is the end might be the the most the most cocky movie pitch ever.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:12:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about This Is the End: Last movie rented at a Blockbuster before it closed on November 9, 2013; a fitting end to 30 years of video-store comedy.
    “This was the last movie ever rented in a blockbuster before Blockbuster closed on November 9, 2013.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:13:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about This Is the End: Blockbuster, video-store tie: comedies from video stores.
    “Thought that was kind of fitting because this is 30 years of running comedies from video stores.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:13:46 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about Evan Goldberg: Goal on set was to get cast to say 'no, I can't do that'; only Franco and Rogen never broke. About 85% improvised.
    “the only people who never broke were Franco and Rogan.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:14:26 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about This Is the End: Budget about $40M (they all took pay cuts), grossed about $126M; mostly three sets.
    “$40000000 budget made 126.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:18:18 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about This Is the End: Turned up in the leaked Sony documents as a $50M profit.
    “this is the end made $50000000 in profit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:18:27 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Raj: Grantland's Raj died April 2013 so never reviewed it; Bill thinks he'd have hated it ('celebrities jerking each other off').
    “I think he would have said there's no story.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:18:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Wesley Morris: Wesley Morris liked it: a movie that mocks its own excesses and burns them down.
    “have produced a movie that wants to call mocking attention to its excesses and privileges and then burn them down.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:18:56 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about Jay Barrishell: Daily Beast interview: Jay said he and Jonah didn't get along and found Jonah's compliment scene exhausting, then loved the rough cut.
    “Jay said, not even fucking kind of.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:40:19 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about Danny McBride: His entrance, making breakfast, is the cinematic shot of the film and the most rewatchable stretch.
    “McBride probably wins most cinematic.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:43:22 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Emma Watson: Reported to have left set over improvised scenes; Rogen said the narrative she was unprofessional is 'complete bullshit.'
    “the narrative that she was in some way uncool or unprofessional is complete bullshit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:45:35 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about This Is the End: Original ending: Morgan Freeman as God in heaven; Freeman said no, so the Backstreet Boys were used.
    “But then Morgan Freeman said, no.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:52:00 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Danny McBride: Rewatchables created a new award named for him: best job playing yourself.
    “Going forward, the Danny McBride a word.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:53:11 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Rihanna: Slapped Michael Cera for real; Cera asked if he could slap her butt and she said only if she could hit back; multiple takes left him lying down.
    “he asked Rihanna if he could actually slap her butt and she said, if I can hit you back.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:55:37 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about This Is the End: Rogen and Goldberg were shocked it wasn't NC-17; test audiences said the Franco severed-foot blood scene went too far.
    “These guys were shocked this movie wasn't NC17.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:56:05 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about This Is the End: A post-credits scene in hell with Hitler smoking marijuana was nearly filmed; Bill wants the Hitler cut released.
    “They really did almost film the marijuana Hitler scene and they all decided it was too much.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:56:43 · Bill Simmons (0.35 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about This Is the End: Apex Mountain for Rogan: This Is the End; for pitches, the best.
    “I think it's Apex Mountain for just movie pitches.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:00:26 · Bill Simmons (0.30 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Dion Waiters: Running gag: the Dion Waiters Award (best short cameo/heat check) goes to Michael Cera again.
    “Dion Waiters is to this podcast as weed culture is to this is the end.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘This Is the End’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:08:42 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Alec Baldwin: On set Baldwin refused to shave his beard, so Bill Pullman was lined up to replace him; he then shaved but stopped talking to the director for the shoot.
    “And then won't talk to the director for the rest of the shoot.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:27:54 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about David Mamet: Art Linson's book: in the pitch an executive objected that nobody roots for a rich guy, so Mamet added the affair and the cuckold angle.
    “nobody's going to root for a rich guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:29:14 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Roger Ebert: Ebert gave 3 stars but hated the ending credit for Bart the Bear right after the emotional close.
    “Now, Bart is one hell of a bear, but this credit in this place is a spectacularly bad idea.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:31:13 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Bart the Bear: Bart's filmography: Legends of the Fall, The Great Outdoors, 12 Monkeys, Grizzly Adams, presented at the 1998 Academy Awards.
    “He was a presenter at the Academy Awards in 1998”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:33:07 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Bart the Bear: Trainer said Hopkins respected Bart like a fellow actor and would spend hours looking at him.
    “acknowledged and respected Bart, like a fellow actor.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:33:48 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about The Edge: Die-of-shame monologue is the line that stuck with Bill enough to put in his book.
    “Don't die of shame.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 0:59:32 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about The Edge: Title what-if from Linson's book: it was called Bookworm; Deadfall was the favorite alternate; The Bear in the Brain was not.
    “This movie was called Bookworm for a long time.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:08:33 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about The Edge: Best quote picks: never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane; what one man can do, another can do.
    “never feel sorry for a man who owns a plane.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:09:49 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about Robert De Niro: At the table read De Niro kept saying the bear concerned him; Bill does the Jimmy Conway voice.
    “The bear still concerns me.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:12:53 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about The Edge: Casting recast: Uma Thurman or Nicole Kidman for Macpherson's role, with a bag dropped.
    “I'll give you Uma Thurman or Nicole Kidman for the part of Elle McPherson, and we're just dropping a bag.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about The Edge: Hopkins had a herniated disc and hypothermia; production shut for ten days.
    “They had to shut the movie down for like 10 days for Hopkins.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:15:32 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about The Edge: The film inspired a Brazilian reality show where contestants used Charles Morse's techniques.
    “apparently the movie inspired TV reality show in Brazil”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:15:39 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Alec Baldwin: In his autobiography Baldwin says Mamet's script was great and became a dumb action movie; he's still mad about The Edge.
    “he's still mad about the edge.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:15:56 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about The Edge: Apex Mountain: nobody from the cast, with Harold Perrineau calling it the Best Man and Lost era instead.
    “this is the best mainstream bear movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:16:52 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Harold Perrineau: Rewatchable scene: Harold impales himself making a spear; the show's Apex Mountain pick for his career.
    “I think in movies, I would say that the best man is probably Harold Paranoos.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:17:02 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about The Edge: Wikipedia joked that Bart won an Oscar but could not attend, so it went to somebody else.
    “Bart the Bear won an Oscar”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:26:25 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about The Edge: Who won the movie: Bart the Bear, in the movie 4.5 minutes, as Hopkins was in Silence for about 16.
    “Bart the Bear won the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Edge’ With Bill Simmons and Van Lathan · 1:34:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Margin Call: Koppelman has watched this more than any movie of the last 15 years; Simmons calls it more horror than drama.
    “I dig that it's more of a horror movie than a drama.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:01:48 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Jeremy Irons: Irons lists financial panics by year; Russillo likens it to NBA cyclical trades.
    “he just starts listing the years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:18:55 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Jeremy Irons: Because of his schedule, all his scenes had to be crammed into three days, and Simmons thinks the haggard look helps.
    “they had to cram all of the scenes in the space of 3 days.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:31:20 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Margin Call: Shot in 17 days on a $3.5 million budget that grossed $19 million; nominated for best original screenplay.
    “This movie had a $3500000 budget made 19 million.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:34:32 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Paul Bettany: The shoulder slap on Eric Dale is Simmons's favorite bit.
    “My favorite part is the betany shoulder slap, though.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:37:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Paul Bettany: Best scene of his career on the balcony; Simmons and Koppelman both pick it for most rewatchable.
    “This is probably the best betting scene of his career is on a balcony.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:39:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Paul Bettany: Balcony speech: fear of falling is really fear that you might jump; then the money-left-after-taxes run with 76,520 on hookers.
    “isn't the fear of falling?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:39:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Demi Moore: Simmons likes seeing A-listers come out of the bullpen in a smaller role.
    “throw 20 pitches in the 7th inning.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:51:13 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Zachary Quinto: Pitch to Zachary Quinto to join Billions in season nine after Damian Lewis left.
    “Season nine.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 0:56:31 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Margin Call: Best-title discussion: Russillo and Simmons say Margin Call is a bad title; suggestion of Sell, Sell, Sell.
    “I think it's a bad title.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:02:41 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Margin Call: Casting what-ifs: Irons role first offered to Ben Kingsley, Tim Robbins and Billy Crudup passed, Carla Gugino was to play Demi Moore's part.
    “The Jeremy Ions ions world was originally offered too.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:05:32 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Grace Gummer: Her scene as Quinto's ex-girlfriend was cut for poor directorial work; it's on the DVD.
    “you can find it on the DVD.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:06:24 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about Margin Call: Best that guy: Asif Mandvi plays the executive lawyer.
    “His name is Asif Manvi.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:07:55 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Margin Call: More than 80 percent of the film was shot on the 42nd floor of One Penn Plaza, vacated by a trading firm.
    “more than 80% of the action was shot on the 42nd floor of one Penn Plaza”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:12:11 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Jeremy Irons: His work visa needed U.S. senators; the credits thank the Jeremy Irons visa miracle team.
    “they actually thank the Jeremy Irons visa miracle team”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:12:33 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Jeremy Irons: Eric Dale's bridge math is off by 10x; the real figure is millions of days.
    “He shortchanged himself by 10 times.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:13:01 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Simon Baker: Name award: he doesn't look like a Jared Cohen.
    “he definitely doesn't look like a Jared Cohen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Margin Call’ With Bill Simmons, Ryen Russillo, and Brian Koppelman · 1:16:12 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about Stephen King: Simmons joked with friends that King being a serial killer would not surprise him.
    “Would you be surprised?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:07:33 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about Misery: Goldman wanted the job because of King's foot-chopping scene; George Roy Hill could not direct it, and Reiner and Scheinman softened it to the ankle-breaking hobbling.
    “The lapping scene was gone now forever replaced by the ankle breaking scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:19:18 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about Misery: Goldman later wrote the changed scene worked, and the audience would have hated Annie if it had gone his way.
    “If it had gone the way I wanted, it would have been too much.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:19:35 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Misery: Bates is the only King adaptation to win a main Oscar and first woman to win Best Actress in a horror thriller.
    “This was the only film based on a Stephen King novel to win one of the main Oscars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:37:57 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about The Rewatchables: Ebert gave Misery 3 stars; Simmons would give 3.5.
    “Ebert, 3 stars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:40:43 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about Misery: Mr. Man: Annie's pet name for Paul is a running joke in Simmons' house.
    “Mr. Man is so fucking funny.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:51:36 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Misery: Goldman homage: Paul Sheldon has four seats at Knicks games, a Goldman detail.
    “I love the Goldman homage to Paul Sheldon having 4 seats in the Knicks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 0:53:44 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Misery: Worst search party: no one connects missing Stephen-King-level author with the murderous nurse's house.
    “How was this a whole search party?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:00:32 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Kathy Bates: Simmons' hottest take: best Best Actress performance since 1990, ahead of McDormand, Berry, Stone.
    “I think this is the best, best actress performance of the 90s, 2000s, 2010s or this decade.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:03:17 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Rob Reiner: Reiner cameo as helicopter pilot, and J.T. Walsh as the state trooper.
    “Rob Reiner, was an uncredited appearance as the helicopter pilot in this movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:05:08 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about James Caan: Caan once showed up hungover; Reiner claimed a lab problem and reshot, then docked his pay.
    “apparently once he showed to the set, hungover, all his scenes, he shot that they were unusable.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:07:26 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Misery: Stephen King said Annie Wilkes is his favorite character he ever wrote.
    “Stephen King said Annie Wilkes is his favorite character that he's ever written.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:08:05 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Misery: Caan liked to see how it goes while Bates was a rehearsal person; Reiner found a middle ground.
    “She was a big rehearsal person and he was a big, let's let's see how it goes”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:08:14 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about Misery: 2015 Broadway version: Bruce Willis and Laurie Metcalf, written by Goldman.
    “Did it a Broadway adaptation in 2015.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:08:25 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Misery: Fake legs were gelatin with wires at the ankles, holes in the bed for Caan's real legs.
    “The fake legs were molded out of gelatin.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:08:50 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Stephen King: King reportedly kept quiet about the drug allegory for two decades so as not to detract from the book.
    “So King didn't talk about that for 2 decades after this book.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:09:04 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Misery: Nitpick: Annie says she followed his car but no vehicle appears behind him in the opening.
    “There's no car behind him at any point.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Misery’ With Bill Simmons and Brian Koppelman · 1:12:29 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Knocked Up: Bill's theory: the rom-com boom runs 1989 to 2005, then comes the 'com-rom', comedies that also have romance.
    “I'm going to say 1989 to 2005 is the rom-com boom.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:03:09 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Judd Apatow: Bill on why the hangout scenes work: guys just busting each other's balls for five hours at a poker game or fantasy draft.
    “all we're doing is making fun of each other for 5 hours.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:08:57 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Judd Apatow: Apatow shot reportedly a million feet of film and let the guys keep going.
    “like a 1000000 feet of film for this thing.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:10:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Judd Apatow: Bill reads the Rudd character as a stand-in for Judd, with Apatow's own wife and kids on screen: 'Judd's really going through something'.
    “Judd's really going through something.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:14:17 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Grey's Anatomy (TV): Bill's aside on how shows write out people they dislike, compared to SNL cast standing distance from the host.
    “It's like at the end of SNL, like how close the cast stands to the host is like how much they like them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:30:22 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Jonah Hill: Jonah Hill yelling has aged the best: 'he's one of the best yellers in comedy history'.
    “He's one of the best yellers in comedy history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:42:15 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Ryan Seacrest: Seacrest's self-mocking rant is called his most lovable moment, better than American Idol or Kardashian Seacrest.
    “Like, that is the most lovable he has ever been.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:46:58 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Knocked Up: P-break award: the 7.5 minutes of labor before they reach the hospital, which Bill would cut entirely.
    “It is 7.5 minutes that you could cut so easily.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:54:05 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Knocked Up: Best quote: 'Isn't it weird when you have kids and all your dreams and hopes go out the window?'
    “isn't it weird when you have kids and all your dreams and hopes go out the window.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:55:28 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Anne Hathaway: Hathaway reportedly left over plans to use real birth footage, which turned out to require paying the baby as an extra.
    “they would have had to pay the baby as an extra”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 0:57:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Katherine Heigl: Bill's half-fast research: Heigl in 2014 owned 8 dogs, 4 cats, 9 horses, 2 donkeys, 2 goats and 8 chickens.
    “She owned 8 dogs, 4 cats, 9 horses, 2 donkeys, 2 goats, and 8 chickens.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:06:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Wild Things: Jonah Hill's Wild Things scene shows Neve Campbell topless in a pool, though she isn't in either version of the actual movie.
    “she's not topless in either version of the actual movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:06:51 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Knocked Up: Ideal-length ruling: cut the labor stretch and the fantasy-football cheating sidetrack entirely.
    “We don't have the fantasy football, cheating sidetrack at all.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Knocked Up’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Craig Horlbeck · 1:26:13 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: A Premiere magazine piece says the script was rewritten dozens of times, finalized three weeks before production, with a 10-week shoot stretching to 20.
    “Cop 2 ate up the energy of 2 executive producers, 2 producers, one director, 6 writers, and various productive production executives of personnel at Paramount.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:03:53 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Brigitte Nielsen: Most rewatchable scene pick: the jewelry-store robbery with the robber calling out elapsed time and time left.
    “If a movie features a scene where there is a robbery and the robber is calling out the amount of time that they've been in there and how much time they have left, probably going to be a rewatchable at some point.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:06:44 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Murphy's original pitch was a Testarossa and a Beverly Hills gun club; the studio first considered England/Scotland Yard and a TV series, but Murphy refused both.
    “Murphy's ideas was that that Folish should have a testeras, Rosa Ferrari, and that there should be something at the Beverly Hills gun club.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:12:43 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Tony Scott: Scott flew to New Jersey to meet Murphy, shot pool, then Murphy vanished mid-rematch and sent his boys to say Scott was fine with him.
    “Scott recalls shooting some pool with Murphy. who won the 1st game, then disappeared in the middle of a rematch.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:13:50 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Eddie Murphy: Murphy arrived with a huge trailer and an entourage including his Uncle Ray, brother Charlie, cousin Ray Jr., Fruity, and a 21-year-old valet, and was late all the time, then ad-libbed.
    “he was late all the time, according to one of the crew.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:15:50 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Eddie Murphy himself called it the most successful mediocre picture in history, a half-assed rehash that was less spontaneous. Both hosts disagree and say they love it.
    “Beverly Hills cop 2 was probably the most successful mediocre picture in history.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:16:54 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Eddie Murphy: Murphy bought a $65,000 Porsche at lunch when depressed, and fought producers to keep the Ferrari from the movie; the producers' spokesman denied they ever gave him one.
    “Eddie may have bought a red Ferrari, but Don and Jerry never gave him one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:17:45 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Most rewatchable scene: Axel at the gun club pleading for his daughters Monique and Unique; Simmons calls it a fucking classic.
    “I'd like to see my kids, Monique and Unique again, fucking classic.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:30:04 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Best quote candidate: the Gerald Ford lookalike in the strip club; Simmons says he still doesn't know why it's funny after all these years.
    “President Gerald Ford is so fucking funny.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:31:52 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Tony Scott: On the armored-truck city deposit robbery: Scott takes off his shirt, rubs body butter on his arms and does action-sequence curls for three minutes.
    “Tony's like, takes off his shirt, rubs his arms with body butter, and just fucking does some curls for us for about 3 minutes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:32:42 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Ages the best: the opening song 'Shakedown' by Bob Seger; Simmons wants more theme songs thematically drawn from the movie, like running away from crime in the city.
    “We just don't have, we used to do things in this country.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:38:43 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Ages the best: Producer Craig plays the Faltermeyer opening and Simmons says it makes him want to rob a jewelry store; they plan to end pods with a 45-second Craig song.
    “Makes me want to rob a jewelry store.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:40:08 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Hugh Hefner: First movie ever filmed at the Playboy Mansion; Hefner had said no film, then supposedly found a film reflecting his values. Paul Reiser also reads Playboy Sisters in three scenes.
    “Reiser, he's reading Playboy Sisters, 112 pages of Sexy Siblings.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:45:23 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Casting what-if: Simmons wants Geena Davis in the thin role of Bogomil's daughter Jan, and Ryan wants Lisa Bonet as a strip-club character killed to fuel Axel's revenge, an 11-minute sidetrack.
    “It's just 2 phone calls and then she's like, I've solved where this guy's visa came from?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:51:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)