Bill Simmons

51 sketches, 1,295 claims, and 677 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 41–51 of 51 sketches.

The Rewatchables: ‘Once Upon a Time … in Hollywood’ Live From Sundance With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves charisma performances, movie stars at their peak, and trivia from Tarantino's circle. Champions Brad Pitt as the winner. Can't stand awards mistakes like The Artist winning, and he warns about the 'Oscars should wait five years' view. A sucker for 1960s details, driving scenes, and Boogie Nights real estate.

Stances

  • Brad Pitt won the movie
  • Oscars should be awarded five years later
  • Focus is underrated

Humor: Runs bits on movies he almost bought, fake research, and sports-style comparisons.

In their words

  • “I think Pitt won the movie.” (1:17:58)
  • “I think I'm the only one that likes focus.” (0:32:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Beverly Hills Cop’ With Bill Simmons, Wesley Morris, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves the mid-80s Eddie Murphy and the movie's cultural phenomenon, and has a clear soft spot for Lisa Eilbacher. Is a sucker for Hollywood-excess anecdotes (Simpson, cocaine, Rourke, Stallone) and for sports analogies. Has little patience for plot logic holes but loves list games and categories.

Stances

  • Eddie Murphy in 1984 was the biggest star in the world after Michael Jackson
  • Lisa Eilbacher is the Apex Mountain and the film's winner
  • The Eddie-Murphy-as-star what-if game (Top Gun) is a worthwhile question

Humor: Rapid-fire sports analogies (WAR, LeBron, Dion Waiters, Shawn Michaels) and mock-indignant asides.

In their words

  • “Eddie Murphy was my guy.” (0:02:07)
  • “Dion Waiters Award” (1:05:34)
  • “Lisa Elbacher, 100,000%.” (1:09:44)

The Rewatchables: ‘Reservoir Dogs’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves the lore of how a movie got made, the lists (casting what-ifs, recasting), and the 'unanswerable questions' category. Has little patience for Lawrence Tierney's acting or for Ebert missing on Tarantino. He remembers the 1992 Boston era of a movie that mattered and is a sucker for a heist.

Stances

  • Tarantino won the movie
  • Lawrence Tierney is bad (the 'Mike Francesa' bit)
  • Does not want new Reservoir Dogs content
  • Wants to see the heist, plays devil's advocate

Humor: Throws sports analogies, invents award names, and runs recurring bits like Roger Ebert and Felony Land.

In their words

  • “I love bank ice scenes.” (1:23:55)
  • “It's Tarantino, and I think all of those actors robbing a bank.” (1:23:22)
  • “Can I make the case for seeing the heist?” (1:23:18)

The Rewatchables: ‘Mean Girls’ With Bill Simmons, Juliet Litman, and Amanda Dobbins (host)

Loves ensemble casts and film-lineage framing, sports analogies (Dwight Gooden, Penny Hardaway), and the show's recurring awards. Wants a better soundtrack, and cannot stand the ending speech. Is a sucker for his wife and kids' opinions of the film.

Stances

  • Mean Girls is the best Lorne Michaels movie
  • Lohan's decline is like an athlete's lost career
  • Soundtrack and ending speech are weak

Humor: Dry, sports-and-family riffs, often teased by his co-hosts.

In their words

  • “that was like Dwight Gooden in 1985 on the Mets.” (0:27:59)
  • “I think this is the best Lauren Michaels movie.” (0:16:22)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Natural’ With Bill Simmons and Mallory Rubin (host)

Bill loves old-school sports myth-making, baseball nostalgia, the Natural's chill scene, and stat-nerd rabbit holes like reconstructing Roy Hobbs's season. He is picky about throwing motions and lineup logic, and is a sucker for the dugout-emptying slow-motion shot. He ranks Bull Durham/Hoosiers/Rocky near the top and finds slow hospital stretches in sports movies unbearable.

Stances

  • The Natural used to be the greatest sports movie but is now slower than he remembers
  • Every great sports movie needs a chill scene
  • Dislikes bad throwing motions on screen
  • Hospital detours in sports movies should be cut short
  • Roy Hobbs was a Bonds-level statistical machine, or worse

Humor: Dry, list-making sports-nerd riffs and reaching pop-culture asides (Bachelor, Harry Potter) delivered as if serious.

In their words

  • “My move with sports movies is like, get me out of the hospital as fast as possible.” (1:00:37)
  • “nothing drives me crazier than when somebody can't throw in a baseball movie.” (0:56:43)

The Rewatchables: ‘Reality Bites’ 25th Anniversary With Bill Simmons, Chuck Klosterman, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves Gen X touchstones and basketball analogies; sticks up for Winona Ryder and Friends season one; mocks Troy-type guys and over-talky English majors. A sucker for half-assed internet research and awards-bit tradition.

Stances

  • Winona Ryder won the movie
  • Singles is a flawed but beloved sibling
  • Ben Stiller deserves credit

Humor: Rolls NBA references and mock-feuds into everything.

In their words

  • “I do look at her in a way, like, uh, like I look at some NBA players.” (0:32:14)
  • “I'm still sticking with Bunona.” (1:30:09)

The Rewatchables: ‘Old School’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey (host)

Loves sports-adjacent silliness, big broad comedy and quotable lines, and wedding toast chaos. Can't stand being wrong about movie trivia he has already litigated. A sucker for his own running categories and bits (Ebert, Joey Pants, Dion Waiters).

Stances

  • Roger Ebert is never to be trusted on comedies
  • Comedies of the era were a nice 6-7 year run
  • Open your movie with a wedding theory
  • Luke Wilson is not Harrison Ford

Humor: Deadpan rapid-fire teasing of co-hosts and mock-outrage, plus sports references.

In their words

  • “never to be trusted on comedies.” (0:15:17)
  • “This movie also nicely slots into my open your movie with a wedding theory.” (1:01:05)

The Rewatchables: ‘Tombstone’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves sports analogies, Kurt Russell and Pacino's Cruising, defends 90s movies like Fletch. Dislikes dated romance interludes like the picnic. A sucker for mustaches and Dana Wheeler-Nicholson.

Stances

  • Val Kilmer wins the movie
  • Wyatt Earp is the rival, Tombstone is more entertaining
  • Cruising is incredible
  • Cut the 12-minute theater scene

Humor: Rapid-fire sports comparisons and teasing his cohosts.

In their words

  • “I think this movie is the perfect microcosm of both of their careers.” (0:12:28)
  • “I just don't come to Tombstone for picnics” (0:29:44)

The Rewatchables: 'Taken' With Bill Simmons and Shea Serrano (host)

Loves old-school and 5 o'clocker action, Seagal, Stallone, Nick Cage, and movies that know exactly what they are. Can't stand over-explained worldbuilding or sequels that give the hero a known villain. A sucker for the Neeson comeback and for ranking things by era.

Stances

  • Taken is the perfect 5 o'clocker
  • Taken 2 is not better than the first
  • Neeson is the Apex Mountain of the movie
  • The first Taken works because there is no main villain

Humor: Deadpan nitpicking, escalating sports analogies, and long self-deprecating dad stories.

In their words

  • “I just like watching movies that know exactly what they are.” (0:32:10)
  • “I don't think it's a John Wick 2 situation where John Wick 2 is actually somehow better than John Wick one, or we could at least have the debate.” (0:42:12)

The Rewatchables: ‘The Departed’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan (host)

Loves big star-driven movies and sets the show's categories; adores the Wahlberg and Baldwin scenes, Boston flavor and the crazy cast what-ifs. Can't stand Nicholson's performance here, implausible plot points and the rat. A sucker for 'that guy' actors, Goodfellas and Boston details.

Stances

  • The Departed is a Hall of Famer because it is flawed and fun
  • Leo won the movie, Nicholson loses it
  • Costello should have been Pacino
  • Damon's Boston accent beats Wahlberg's
  • Scorsese's Stones fetish is funny

Humor: Deadpan nitpicking, jokes about plot holes and trivia, rapid mock-outrage.

In their words

  • “This is a perfect rewatchable because it is a great bad movie.” (0:12:23)
  • “Nicholson's entire performance.” (0:21:25)

The Big Picture: Steven Spielberg's Top 5 Movies With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan | The Big Picture (Ep. 57) (guest)

Calls Spielberg the greatest director ever but is skeptical of his late period and Munich. Loves Jaws, Raiders, and E.T. through his kids, and measures movies by whether kids can stay with them. Distrusts the calculating, career-minded side of Spielberg and Spielberg's DreamWorks hedging.

Stances

  • Spielberg's first 15 years are the greatest career stretch ever
  • His recent work is solid but not special
  • Spielberg is 'calculating' where Mann or Coppola are obsessive
  • Judges movies by whether his kids can watch them

Humor: Wry and teasing; leans on sports analogies (LeBron, Popovich) and bits like 'hit by a car in 1986'.

In their words

  • “if you just got hit by a car at the peak of your career, how would people remember you?” (0:51:08)
  • “I judge everything by my kids who have, you know, 21st century ADD with pop culture.” (1:00:09)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

The Rewatchables

Their claims

Showing 901–1,000 of 1,295 claims.

  1. people (people): Sylvester Stallone → Staying Alive. Stallone directed Staying Alive and put himself in the redone opening credits.
    “because he's directing the movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:18:18 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  2. career (career): Donna Pescow → The Sopranos. Pescow eventually landed a recurring Sopranos role as a character actress.
    “eventually landed on the Sopranos in a recurring role”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:18:54 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  3. career (career): Saturday Night Fever → Welcome Back, Kotter. Travolta went from the TV goof Barbarino to this part, a surprise that he was a real actor.
    “Going from Barbarino to this part, I think was surprising in a good way”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:22:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  4. people (people): Good Times → Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy owns the Ernie Barnes Good Times original painting.
    “Oh Eddie Murphy has it?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Saturday Night Fever’ With Bill Simmons and Jimmy Kimmel · 1:25:19 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  5. unmapped (torch passing): Tom Cruise → Paul Newman. Cruise was number one and Newman tenth in the 1986 Quigley poll, so the narrative was Cruise taking the torch; Cruise modeled himself on Newman but went the Redford route.
    “Cruz did kind of model himself after Newman in some ways, but ultimately went more of the Redford route”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:07:34 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  6. career (career kinship): Paul Newman → Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo's careful choice of movies and parts reminds Bill of Newman's.
    “the way Leo just very carefully picks his movies and his parts reminds me of Newman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:07:49 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. verdict (career ranking): The Color of Money → Slap Shot. Only Butch Cassidy, Cool Hand Luke, The Verdict and Slap Shot rank above this among Newman's films for the speaker.
    “I think only Butch Cassidy, cool hand Luke, the verdict and slapshot would come ahead of color money for it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:14:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. career (career tone): Paul Newman → The Sting. The Sting is the movie Bill associates him with most but sees it as his most easygoing, cruising performance.
    “I think it's also his most easygoing performance.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:14:44 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  9. what-if (casting what-if): Paul Newman → Jaws. Newman turned down Quint in Jaws; Bill thinks he would have made a good Brody, but Quint is Robert Shaw.
    “he turned down Quint.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:14:57 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  10. unmapped (directorial constraint): The Color of Money → Panic Room. Both directors were handed a confined, mundane space and responded with showy camera flourishes.
    “it reminds me a little of panic room with Fincher.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:19:18 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  11. people (performance extremity): Tom Cruise → Heat. Cruise's Werewolves of London pool scene goes for it as hard as anyone on the podcast other than Pacino in Heat.
    “cruise goes for it as much as I think anyone's ever gone for it. Maybe in the history of this podcast other than Pacino and Heat.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:26:04 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  12. people (same actor): Bruce A. Young → Risky Business. Moselle in this film is the same actor who played Jackie the prostitute in Risky Business, likely brought back by Cruise.
    “Jackie the prostitute from Risky Business.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:27:53 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  13. theme (persona comparison): Keith McCready → Roddy Piper. McCready's Grady Seasons is a heel with a Roddy Piper vibe.
    “he's got a little Roddy Piper act, like vibe to him, yeah.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:50:08 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  14. what-if (casting what-if): Jackie Gleason → The Color of Money. They thought about bringing back Gleason as Minnesota Fats, but he felt the role was an afterthought.
    “They thought about Gleason, bringing back Minnesota fats.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:52:04 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  15. people (same actor): Paul Herman → Goodfellas. The Atlantic City bar guy is Paul Herman, who is the 'helicopters' guy in Goodfellas and Beansy on The Sopranos.
    “is Paul Herman, who in Goodfellas is like, you want to see helicopters? I'll make you see helicopters.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:54:00 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  16. unmapped (cultural legacy): The Color of Money → Doom. Cruise saying 'Doom' in the pool hall scene led a software company to name its video game Doom.
    “That leads to the software company coming up with the name for their new revolutionary video game.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:59:44 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  17. unmapped (production trivia): The Color of Money → Goodfellas. Scorsese came up with Goodfellas while filming this movie after reading a review of Wiseguy.
    “Scorsese came up with Goodfellas when he was filming this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:01:26 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  18. career (career rival): Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio → Madeleine Stowe. One theory is that Madeleine Stowe 'market corrected' her.
    “I think Madeline Stowe market corrected her.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:04:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  19. career (career arc): Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio → The Abyss. After this she did The Abyss and Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves; they wonder if criticizing Cameron hurt her career.
    “she came out so hard against Cameron during the abyss, whether that made her like a problem child”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:15 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  20. unmapped (Cruise sing-along): Top Gun → Cocktail. In the best Tom Cruise singing-along category, Top Gun, Cocktail, Risky Business, Jerry Maguire and this film compete; Top Gun wins as camp and 80s.
    “Top Gun probably wins because it's a whole scene and it's Anthony Edwards and It's out of control, campy”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Color of Money’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:16:00 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  21. career (career phase): Bill Murray → Groundhog Day. Bill's three-phase Murray: What About Bob?, Groundhog Day and Quick Change form the adult phase after Ghostbusters.
    “he has, what about Bob and Groundhog Day pretty close together? And quick change”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:04:59 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  22. verdict (underrated performance): Tootsie → Bill Murray. Murray is amazing in Tootsie though nobody thinks of it as a Murray film.
    “he's actually amazing in Tootsie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:06:35 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  23. what-if (casting what-if): Will Ferrell → What About Bob?. Only Will Ferrell, in his view, could also have played Bob over 35-40 years; but Murray has a character-actor gear Ferrell may lack.
    “I actually think Will Ferrell would have also crushed this part.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:08:08 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  24. unmapped (recurring bit): Bill Murray → Stripes. Murray's flirt-by-annoying persona goes back to SNL's Todd and Lisa Loopner sketches with Gilda Radner and Stripes, then becomes the whole premise of What About Bob?
    “He did it in stripes when he was trying, you know, his way of trying to like flirt with people would be to annoy them.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:10:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  25. unmapped (year context): What About Bob? → Terminator 2: Judgment Day. 1991 box office: Terminator 2 was number one, with What About Bob? in the top 16.
    “Terminator 2 is the number one movie from that year, which we've done on there.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:12:10 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  26. unmapped (therapist movies): What About Bob? → Good Will Hunting. Bill's therapist Mount Rushmore includes both, along with Analyze This and Ordinary People.
    “Movies that had to include a therapist used in some profound way in the actual plot.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:15:01 · Bill Simmons (0.95 sure it was them)
  27. theme (same premise): Analyze This → The Sopranos. The Sopranos has basically the same mob-boss-in-therapy premise and cut the legs out of Analyze This's legacy.
    “the Sopranos completely cut the cut the legs out of that movie from a legacy standpoint because the Sopranos is basically the same premise”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:16:10 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  28. unmapped (prior episode): Mr. Holland's Opus → Richard Dreyfuss. The trio did Mr. Holland's Opus a few months earlier and discussed Dreyfuss's addiction history there.
    “We talked about him a lot when the 3 of us did Mr. Holland's Opus a few months ago”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:19:26 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  29. people (actor's heel turn): What About Bob? → Mr. Holland's Opus. Both are Richard Dreyfuss movies where he plays an asshole; Sean traces his heel turn from nice-guy hero to the worst guy in the movie, starting here.
    “No one has had a heel turn. Like Richard Dreyfuss. And it starts with what about Bob?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:23:30 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  30. career (career benchmark): What About Bob? → Ghostbusters. Ebert called it Murray's best movie since Ghostbusters in 1984.
    “Said it was Bill Murray's best movie since Ghostbusters in 1984.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:25:50 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  31. unmapped (podcast wishlist): Kiss of Death → What About Bob?. Sean would want in on a Kiss of Death rewatchables episode.
    “That's a fucking hilarious movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:30:58 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  32. unmapped (80s wagoner / lake-house comedy): What About Bob? → The Great Outdoors. The 80s station wagon shows up in many comedies, including The Great Outdoors and Harry and the Hendersons; also lake-house small-town dreaming.
    “there was one in the gray outdoors”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:37:24 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  33. craft (era tone): What About Bob? → Parenthood. Parenthood used a school-shooting imagery as a comedic device, another example of things no longer made.
    “Or even parenthood where they use a school shooting for a comedic device.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:45:21 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  34. what-if (casting what-if): Woody Allen → What About Bob?. Woody Allen was approached to play Dr. Marvin, direct, and possibly co-write; he turned it down.
    “Woody Allen was approached to play Dr. Leo Marvin, was also considered to direct, which is bizarre, and possibly co-write the script.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:47:34 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  35. what-if (casting what-if): Patrick Stewart → What About Bob?. Patrick Stewart was also approached for Dr. Marvin.
    “They also approach Patrick Stewart.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:48:13 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  36. what-if (casting what-if): Robin Williams → What About Bob?. Robin Williams was the first choice for Bob; he was a bigger star than Murray in 1987-93.
    “Robin Williams was the 1st choice for Bob.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:48:19 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  37. people (that guy): Tom Aldredge → The Sopranos. Mr. Gutman is the actor who played Mrs. Soprano's father on The Sopranos.
    “Tom Aldridge is Mr. Gutman.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:50:15 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  38. what-if (casting what-if): Charlie Korsmo → Terminator 2: Judgment Day. Korsmo was the original choice for the Edward Furlong role in T2 but did What About Bob? instead.
    “We found out he was the original choice for the Edward Furlong role, but he did what about Bob instead?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:50:57 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  39. unmapped (child-star cohort): Charlie Korsmo → Elijah Wood. Korsmo, Macaulay Culkin and Elijah Wood are called the early-90s three-headed dragon of child actors, like dunking KG and C-Webb.
    “Exactly. Corismo Elijah and McCauley.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 0:51:32 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  40. industry (Oscar snub): What About Bob? → Lost in Translation. Murray's one nomination came for Lost in Translation; the group disputes who beat him.
    “Who beat him for Lost in Translation?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:00:34 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  41. lineage (ripped off): Growing Pains → The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Bill's hot take: Fresh Prince's famous Uncle Phil scene was lifted from a Growing Pains episode with Leo.
    “was actually ripped off from growing pains and Leo”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:06:03 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  42. lineage (sequel jokes): What About Bob? → Meet the Fockers. Bill's sequel idea: Analyze That, Meet the Fockers.
    “Analyze that, meet the Fokkers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:13:09 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  43. theme (house comparison): What About Bob? → The Good Son. Bill says the lake house is one thing, but the house in The Good Son was probably made up; leads to Culkin evil-kid horror.
    “Here's here's where this game ends when you see the house from the good house from the good son.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:16:00 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  44. unmapped (evil-kid horror): The Good Son → Brightburn. Evil-kid horror lineage: The Good Son, The Omen, Orphan, and Brightburn (Superman-as-alien child).
    “He made a movie called Brightburn. Oh, Brightburn's great.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘What About Bob?’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Van Lathan · 1:17:05 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  45. verdict (verdict): Thief → The Jericho Mile. The Jericho Mile is one of the best sports movies and best TV movies.
    “I still feel like is one of the 10 best sports movies ever made”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:01:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  46. verdict (verdict): Thief → Heat. Thief is more Sean's jam; he likes Heat less.
    “This is more your kind of jam thief.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. theme (theme): Thief → Escape from New York. 1981 produced films that couldn't be made now.
    “I wrote down 8 movies that I just don't think would ever happen now.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:06:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  48. career (career): Thief → Hard Eight. Both are first features with patience and ambition.
    “Hard 8's another one with P.T. Anderson, that that, you know, that movie has some flaws”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:11:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  49. theme (theme): Thief → Heat. Prison as a purifying origin recurs in Heat's crew.
    “All the, all the guys in, in, uh, in Neil's crew are like from, from our jail buddies.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:13:50 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. career (career): James Caan → Mark Wahlberg. Wahlberg wanted to be Caan but is only half there, and remade The Gambler.
    “Wahlberg probably wanted to be James Khan, but he's 50% there.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  51. craft (craft): Thief → Boogie Nights. Caan's collapse-into-tears move recalls Wahlberg breaking down in Boogie Nights.
    “Wahlberg and Boogie Nights, like when he breaks down in the bedroom with his mom.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:20:32 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  52. what-if (what-if): James Caan → Mark Wahlberg. Caan today would have gravitated to Tarantino, not Bourne sequels.
    “He probably would have loved to work with Tarantino.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:21:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. contrast (contrast): Thief → The Godfather. 1981 compared with the Oscar crowd: Thief shut out.
    “So thief got shut out in the Oscars.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:25:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  54. career (career): The Natural → Thief. Prosky was villainous in The Natural but never likable.
    “He was just too evil in the natural.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:32:14 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  55. career (career): Thief → The Godfather. Godfather made Caan; Thief holds his best moment, better than any Godfather moment.
    “I think it's better than any godfather moment.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:25 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  56. theme (theme): Thief → Heat. The first date in Thief rhymes with Neil and Eady's meeting in Heat.
    “the Edie and Neil date is like something out of Nancy Myers movie compared to this date.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:34:06 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  57. craft (craft): Thief → Heat. The diner scene's wide shot echoes Heat's, which never shows both guys.
    “Wide shot, some heat DNA, although in heat, they don't have, you never see the 2 guys”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:13 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  58. craft (craft): Thief → Panic Room. Fincher may have watched Thief before Panic Room.
    “Fincher does panic room and he probably saw Thief like 2 weeks before he started filming”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:40:36 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  59. industry (industry): Tangerine Dream → Vangelis. Tangerine Dream and Vangelis defined cool early-80s music.
    “This was really all we had for cool music.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:47:55 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. career (career): Tangerine Dream → Howard Faltermeyer. Tangerine Dream followed Sorcerer with Thief and Risky Business.
    “They go sorcerer score, thief score.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:48:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  61. craft (craft): Thief → Collateral. Mann later circled back to blues in Collateral after trying all-blues for Thief.
    “but then circled back in collateral”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:57:36 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  62. craft (craft): Thief → Taxi Driver. Scorsese used wet streets in Taxi Driver before Mann made it a signature.
    “Scorsese did a little bit in taxi driver”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:03:18 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  63. theme (theme): The Blues Brothers → Thief. Joliet prison appears in Blues Brothers and then Thief.
    “because you have Blues Brothers, and you and next year, Thief, with Willie Nelson shooting”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:05 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. verdict (verdict): Thief → Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Ferris Bueller uses Chicago best of all Chicago movies.
    “I think Ferris Bueller uses the city of Chicago the best.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:09:14 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  65. craft (craft): Thief → Manhunter. Thief's final shootout is a dry run for Manhunter's.
    “That whole shootout is very reminiscent of the shootout at the end of Manhunter”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:11:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. industry (industry): Thief → Weird Science. Joke about shopping malls hosting Weird Science filming.
    “They're filming weird science at our mall this week.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:12:38 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  67. what-if (what-if): Michael Mann → Jon Voight. Frank could have become Voight's role in Heat, setting up scores years later.
    “it would have been amazing if Voight was frank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:16:11 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  68. programming (programming): Thief → Heat. Rewatchable does Mann films: five done, others remaining.
    “How many Michael Mann movies have we done now?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:19:45 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. programming (programming): Thief → Public Enemies. Remaining Mann candidates for future episodes.
    “We got do, we got Manhunter, Black Hat, and Public Enemies left, I think.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Thief’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:19:48 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  70. lineage (lineage): Seven → Heat. Grouped with Usual Suspects, Heat and Casino as the four defining 1995 movies, three of which were shut out at the Oscars.
    “Our usual suspects, which we recently did, Heat Casino in seven.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:04:37 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  71. contrast (contrast): Seven → The Usual Suspects. Both were hugely influential 1995 genre movies that the Oscars largely ignored; Usual Suspects got a screenplay win while Se7en got only editing.
    “Usual suspects had space to get nominated for best supporting actor, and it got nominated for best original screenplay.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:04:51 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  72. industry (industry): Seven → The Usual Suspects. Spacey went uncredited in Se7en and the earlier-released Usual Suspects built momentum; two twists may have been too much for the Academy.
    “I wonder if 2 super duper, incredibly memorable twists, a quarter of a century later, uh, was too many for the academy to handle”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:08:06 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. career (career): Kevin Spacey → Seven. Spacey's billing choice (uncredited) kept the twist secret in a pre-internet era, which fed a slow-building box office.
    “And it was a great move by Spacey not to be credited.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:08:19 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  74. career (career): David Fincher → Alien 3. Fincher fought the studio on Alien 3 in press coverage, with Sigourney Weaver backing him, then seemed unlikely to direct again.
    “And Sigourney Weaver stuck up for him.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:10:29 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  75. programming (programming): Seven → The Shawshank Redemption. Both are movies you get sucked into on cable by the last 40 minutes.
    “The same thing with Shawshank.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:17:05 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  76. craft (craft): Seven → Zodiac. Both have a patient first hour of procedural foreplay where you pick up new details on each rewatch.
    “isn't isn't that why we all like zodiac for the, like a lot of that 1st hour is the same thing where it's all foreplay”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:18:38 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  77. what-if (what-if): Seven → The Sopranos. Fincher's planned fade to black would have resembled the Sopranos cut to black, which Bill came around on after years.
    “I think I would have eventually felt the same way I do about the Sopranos ending where I actually like the Sopranos ending now.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:22:14 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  78. contrast (contrast): Casino → Goodfellas. Casino was disappointing to some because it was not quite as good as Goodfellas.
    “And Casino had this weird thing where it wasn't quite as good as Goodfellas.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:23:33 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  79. verdict (verdict): Seven → Casino. Casino was a near miss against Goodfellas, framed as 98 out of 100 versus 100 out of 100, the same tier of 1995 hall-of-famer.
    “It's like a 98 out of 100 compared to Goodfellows 100 out of 100, you know?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:23:47 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  80. career (career): Brad Pitt → True Romance. Pitt had earlier iconic small turns like Floyd in True Romance, covered on a previous Rewatchables.
    “True romance, iconic performances, Floyd.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:24:14 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  81. career (career): Brad Pitt → Interview with the Vampire. Pitt's pre-Se7en run had flops and weird roles, including the homoerotic vampire movie he did with Cruise.
    “Crew said blonde hair, super homerotic.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:24:33 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  82. career (career): Brad Pitt → Legends of the Fall. Pitt fought the changed ending of Legends of the Fall and vowed not to do that again, then made Se7en and 12 Monkeys.
    “Legends of the Fall, which some people like, but they changed the ending.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:24:41 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  83. career (career): Morgan Freeman → Unforgiven. Freeman's 1992 to 1995 run of Unforgiven, Outbreak, Shawshank, Se7en is a strong quartet with Outbreak the weak link.
    “Outbreak is obviously the week, the weak link, but the other 3 are Hall of Famers.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:31:21 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  84. career (career): Morgan Freeman → Eyewitness. Before Street Smart Freeman was the seventh-billed police officer type, as in Eyewitness.
    “Freeman's in it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:32:57 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  85. career (career): Andrew Kevin Walker → Tower Records (his job). Walker wrote Se7en over two years while working at Tower Records.
    “The writer, Andrew Kevin Walker, who wrote this movie over a two-year period while working at Tower Records.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:33:34 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  86. career (career): Andrew Kevin Walker → 8mm. Walker followed Se7en with 8mm; the speakers call it his Casino, a 98-out-of-100 version.
    “I feel like 8 millimeter is Andrew Kevin Walker's casino.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:34:26 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  87. verdict (verdict): Seven → Roger Ebert. Ebert gave 3.5 stars, then republished a four-star review years later, which becomes the show's running Ebert gag.
    “He did the fucking redo?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:36:04 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  88. people (people): Gwyneth Paltrow → Brad Pitt. They became a couple off screen, got engaged, and later Pitt moved on to Aniston and Angelina.
    “they start dating in real life.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:37:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  89. what-if (what-if): Seven → Al Pacino. Bill and Chris float Pacino in the John Doe role and note he was supposed to be Somerset.
    “Well, Pacino was supposed to be Somerset, wasn't he?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:43:31 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  90. what-if (what-if): Kevin Spacey → Robert De Niro. An 80s De Niro, with Cape Fear and Taxi Driver in him, could have been John Doe.
    “I think there's some kind of time frame from the 80s when De Niro could have been this guy”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:46:28 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  91. what-if (what-if): Denzel Washington → Seven. Denzel turned down the Mills part, calling it too dark and evil, and later regretted it.
    “Told Entertainment Weekly, the film was, quote, too dark and evil.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:00:25 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  92. what-if (what-if): Sylvester Stallone → Seven. Stallone reportedly turned down Mills, post-Tango and Cash, hunting for a dramatic movie that turned out to be Copland; Sly would have derailed it.
    “Sly in this movie derails it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:00:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. what-if (what-if): Robert Duvall → Seven. Duvall and Hackman both reportedly turned down Somerset.
    “Duval and Gene Hackman both turned down the part of Somerset, apparently, allegedly.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:01:21 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  94. what-if (what-if): Val Kilmer → Seven. Val Kilmer was another John Doe candidate; they wish they had a filmed car ride of it.
    “It would have been fucking awesome.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:01:56 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  95. what-if (what-if): Guillermo del Toro → Seven. Del Toro allegedly turned down directing as too dark; the hosts doubt it.
    “I don't know if I believe that one.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:02:47 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  96. industry (industry): Seven → Training Day. The diner where Somerset meets Tracy is the same Quality Coffee Shop used in Training Day.
    “It is the quality coffee shop in downtown LA.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:00 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  97. craft (craft): Seven → Fight Club. Fincher's cigarette burn shot in Fight Club is compared to the half-second Gwyneth shot in Se7en.
    “I always think of Gwyneth as like a cigarette burn a little bit.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:08:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  98. industry (industry): Morgan Freeman → Deep Impact. After Shawshank and Se7en Freeman had the juice to take shitty parts like Deep Impact for giant paychecks.
    “he does this movie, and both of them are smashed successes, and that paves the way for him to be able to take shitty parts and deep impact and stuff like that”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:09:49 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  99. unmapped (humor): Seven → Cast Away. Bill jokes about Brad Pitt wanting the box like Wilson the volleyball.
    “Oh, Wilson, the volleyball situation”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Se7en’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 1:20:28 · Bill Simmons (0.45 sure it was them)
  100. theme (character echo): Fletch → Caddyshack. Fletch is essentially Ty Webb, though Webb is richer and a side character while Fletch is in every shot.
    “Fletch's basically Thai Webb?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Fletch’ With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Chris Ryan · 0:07:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)

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  1. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Trivia: the license plate 2GAT123 is apparently the license-plate equivalent of the 555 phone number, appearing in other LA stories.
    “is apparently the license plate equivalent of the 555 phone number.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:53:54 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about Eddie Murphy: Foley never keeps money in the movie: he hands the $20, $50 and $200 to others, so he never actually takes money.
    “So he never actually takes money in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:54:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about Brigitte Nielsen: Nielsen, who had affairs with Schwarzenegger, Stallone, Tony Scott, Mark Gastineau and Flavor Flav, is called a rainbow of romances.
    “It's quite a rainbow of people.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:55:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Who won the movie: Rosewood and Taggart or Tony Scott can make cases, but the answer is Eddie Murphy.
    “Now, the answer is Eddie Murphy, but you're right.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:02:49 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about Beverly Hills Cop II: Double-feature style pitch: Axel is brought to LA as a consultant on a cop movie and discovers it is laundering drug money. Simmons adds Don Simpson with a giant pile of cocaine.
    “Then we could have just had Don Simpson in the movie with a giant pile of cocaine.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Beverly Hills Cop II’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:05:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Popeye: Bill's first Altman movie in a theater was Popeye with his dad; it fucking sucked and he never saw another after that.
    “But the 1st album movie I saw in the theater was Popeye.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:11:22 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about Robert Altman: Studio offered full financing if Altman got a bigger star than Tim Robbins; he told them off and self-financed, hence Spelling Entertainment in the credits.
    “Altman was offered full studio financing of the player if he had a bigger star than Tim Robbins, and Altman said, fuck you”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:30:04 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about The Player cameos: Altman got 65 celebrities to do cameos by saying only that it was about an executive who murders a screenwriter and gets away with it.
    “I only told them, I'm making a film about a studio executive who murders the screenwriter and get away, gets away with it, and they all wanted to be in it.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:30:37 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about The Player opening shot: The 7:47 opening tracking shot took 15 takes and they used the 10th; it holds the Buck Henry Graduate II pitch and the meta quiet-on-the-set start.
    “The opening scene, 7 minutes, 47 seconds, 15 takes were required.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:34:18 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about Habeas Corpus (inside The Player): The pitch is no stars, an unknown cast and a depressing ending; a year later it stars Julia Roberts and Bruce Willis with a happy ending.
    “Oh, my God, there's Bruce Willis.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:47:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Randall Batinkoff: Bill invested in Batinkoff rookie cards, certain he would be the star of his class.
    “I had I had his rookie cards.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:52:53 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Sydney Pollack: Sydney Pollack in suspenders and no shirt in Eyes Wide Shut is the text-thread photo and the energy Bill says he strives for.
    “That's the energy I'm striving for in my life.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:57:07 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about The Player: The throwaway Pasadena line is called iconic.
    “Come to think of it, Pasadena is as good a place to die as anywhere is just iconic.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:59:50 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about The Player: Every time Griffin Mill enters a bar, restaurant or party he is served a different brand of bottled water.
    “every time Griffin Mill enters a bar restaurant or party, he orders or is served a different brand of bottled water.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 0:59:59 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about The Player cast: Patrick Swayze karate moves and Jeff Daniels golfing in a surgeon gown were filmed and cut; Sean has them on his Blu-ray.
    “Patrick Swayze is showing off karate moves that were filmed but cut, but apparently you can find them on Sean's Blu-ray.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:14:40 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about Vincent D'Onofrio and Greta Scacchi: Six degrees: their daughter Leila George married Sean Penn, whom Tim Robbins directed in Dead Man Walking.
    “They have a daughter named Leila George, who's married to Sean Penn.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:15:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about Greta Scacchi: Scacchi refused nudity after Presumed Innocent, so the sex scene is shot from the neck up; Cynthia Stevenson's nude hot tub scene is the counterpoint.
    “Skocky said no nudity. So that was why they filmed the sex scene from the neck up.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:22:13 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about Burt Reynolds: Burt Reynolds improvised his bit knowing nothing about Griffin and still played the asshole; assholes identify assholes.
    “Reynolds improvised the scene and knew nothing about Griffin, but still managed to improvise that he was an asshole.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:22:55 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Paul Newman: Altman reportedly quoted Paul Newman on the Stevenson and Scacchi nude scenes, about not seeing the one you want to see.
    “you don't get to see the tit you want to see and you get to see the ones you don't want to see.”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:23:36 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Hollywood directors dunking: A proposed spinoff podcast, Total Dunk, where each episode is one scene of a director dunking on another.
    “That would be a good spinoff podcast of the rewatchables, Wesley. You hosting total dunk”
    The Rewatchables · 'The Player' With Bill Simmons, Sean Fennessey, and Wesley Morris · 1:33:32 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Die Hard 2: Most rewatchable scene: McClane fights two guys in a restricted baggage area, a cluttered multi-room fight setup nobody does anymore.
    “John fights 2 guys in a security restricted baggage area.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:23:47 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Die Hard 2: Most rewatchable: Carmine Lorenzo meets McClane and is unimpressed by the Nakatomi hero; the hosts joke about the Sully equivalent.
    “Yeah, we're not at the Nakatomi building anymore, McQueen.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:25:59 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Die Hard 2: The airport SWAT team fails to notice a group of terrorists painting down the hall; Robert Patrick is one of them.
    “Should we should we study these 7 guys randomly painting over there?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:29:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Die Hard 2: The plane crash is the craziest, most horrifying scene in action movies and why the hosts hadn't done the movie; memorable, not rewatchable.
    “I wouldn't call it rewatchable, more like memorable”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:30:15 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about Die Hard 2: Everyone at Dulles keeps drinking after a jet is blown up on the news; they would all go home in real life.
    “everybody at Dulles just has another scotch and hangs out and waits.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:31:45 · Bill Simmons (0.65 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about Die Hard 2: Naked Tai Chi is used as shorthand that the villain is the bad guy; the hosts want to take it back for the good guys.
    “Naked Tai Chi, bad guy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:38:56 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Die Hard 2: Best quote: Stuart's snarl at the reporter, an exchange the hosts want to bring into office life.
    “No pictures, you pinko bitch.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:42:34 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Die Hard 2: What aged worst: 210 people die and the movie moves on in 2.5 minutes with no grief.
    “comes and goes in 2.5 minutes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:50:58 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Die Hard 2: Trivia: first film to digitally composite live action with a scanned matte painting, used for the runway scene.
    “This was the 1st film to use digitally compositive live action footage with the traditional map painting”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:40 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about Die Hard 2: Trivia: Black & Decker paid for a cordless drill in a Bruce scene, the scene was cut, and they sued Fox for $150,000.
    “Black and Decker paid to have a cordless drill featured in a Bruce Willis scene.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:54 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about John Leguizamo: Leguizamo wrote that his role was meant to be much bigger until the filmmakers realized how short he was.
    “his role in this movie was intended to be much larger until the filmmakers realized how short he was.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:57:14 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about John Amos: Amos said there was real tension with Willis on set.
    “let's just say that he will never humiliate me in public again.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:57:31 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Die Hard 2: A wet print: the film was finished so close to release it was shipped to theaters still wet.
    “Wet print means it was just completed right before the release date.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:58:13 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Bruce Willis: Bruce's hair here is the last wave of the peninsula at the top before chicanery.
    “I think this was the last wave of when he had like the peninsula at the top.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:04:22 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Die Hard 2: Hosts spend four minutes failing to explain the getaway plan and Wikipedia plot; Simmons admits not understanding the movie.
    “the fact that we just spent 4 minutes trying to figure this out tells me maybe they didn't really fully label it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:10:29 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Die Hard 2: Christmas movie debate: Simmons holds firm that Die Hard and Die Hard 2 are not Christmas movies; the others say this captures holiday travel anxiety.
    “In my heart of hearts, it's not a Christmas movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:16:22 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Die Hard 2: Old widescreen composition made this hard to follow on old TVs; it plays better on modern TVs.
    “it's filmed super wide.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Die Hard 2’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:24:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about Will Smith: On the Oscars: Bill says the first 2.5 hours were boring but the slap was the most must-see TV in five years; Kimmel compared it to Tyson biting Holyfield's ear.
    “as soon as that happened, that was the most must see TV thing that has happened in, what, 5 years?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:10:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about David Fincher: Fincher's lessons from Panic Room: don't shoot 100 days in one place; he ended up two years in thinking nothing was worth it.
    “And then you end up 2 years into the challenge.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:18:08 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Jodie Foster: The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane (1976) is one of the five craziest movies you could ever rewatch; there's a dead person in the basement.
    “which is one of the 5 craziest movies you could ever rewatch.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:31:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Panic Room: Nicole Kidman was first cast as Meg, hurt her knee, and Foster replaced her on a week's notice because her Flora Plum shut down; then Foster got pregnant and production stopped again, which is why it took two years.
    “So this is why this thing takes 2 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:37:24 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Panic Room: Script by David Koepp sold for $4 million, a record; budget $48 million, worldwide gross $197 million.
    “And it sold for 4 million.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:39:17 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about Panic Room: Bill reads Roger Ebert's three-star review (Fincher a visual virtuoso, Foster spellbinding) and asks why not 3.5; the Ebert running gag.
    “Why not 3.5, Rog?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:42:18 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Jared Leto: Leto's Panic Room cornrows make him 'an homage to Iverson,' and he should have worn a Sixers jersey.
    “Jared Leto is essentially like the an homage to Iverson in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:46:30 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Panic Room: Most rewatchable scene candidates: robbers show up, Jody finds out they're in the house, Jody gets her phone (slow-mo), Leto screws up the safe talk, the switcheroo, the propane-tank sequence.
    “Jody gets her phone.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:51:15 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about Panic Room: Bearer bonds explainer: bill Googles it; bonds are owned by whoever holds them, so they're 'the original Bitcoin' and a lazy heist-movie staple.
    “So they're like the original Bitcoin.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:00:12 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Forest Whitaker: Bill calls him 'the Jeff Green of actors' because of his baffling career: Oscar winner who is also in Taken 3, ER, and a Fast Times linebacker.
    “like the Jeff Green of actors.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:01:28 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Forest Whitaker: He passed on directing Panic Room, wanting to act in it; he was prepping First Daughter, starring Katie Holmes, which he directed.
    “He also directed 1st daughter starring Katie Holmes.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:03:15 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about Dwight Yoakam: Casting what-if: Maynard from Tool was first choice for Raoul, the greatest what-if in Rewatchables history; Yoakam was number two.
    “Yokam number 2 choice.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:13:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Panic Room: Kristen Stewart grew more than three inches during shooting, towering over Foster; Bill wants a database of child actors who grew mid-production.
    “Kristen Stewart grew more than 3 inches during the filming.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:18:03 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Panic Room: The house is 38 West 94th Street, but the brownstone set took 15 weeks and $6 million at Raleigh Studios.
    “The house is located at 38 West 94th Street in New York City.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:19:11 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about David Fincher: Steven Soderbergh warned him the camera plan would drive him insane; Fincher showed it to him and Soderbergh was right.
    “Soderberg was like, this is going to drive you insane if you do it this way?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:20:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Panic Room: Apex Mountain: Panic Room itself is the only nominee; the propane explosion and diabetes get discussed and not crowned.
    “Movies called Panic room.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:24:27 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Panic Room: Craig asks about SOS flashlight signaling; leads to Kitty Genovese and the bystander effect and the Halloween neighbor who won't help Jamie Lee.
    “Craig has a question for nitpicks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:31:07 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Andrew Kevin Walker: The neighbor in Panic Room is played by Andrew Kevin Walker, the writer of Se7en.
    “And did you know that the guy who plays the neighbor is Andrew Kevin Walker, a guy who wrote seven?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Panic Room’ (Plus a Mini Will Smith–Oscars Recap) With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:32:43 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons says there is hardly any rewatchable scene beyond the key party; it works as a whole.
    “There's really almost no rewatchable scenes other than, um, other than the key party.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:03:10 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about The Ice Storm: The key party was the sales hook of the film, but the last 25 minutes feel like a drill to the head.
    “The last 25 minutes is like being, uh, having a drill put to the side of your head.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:07:18 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about The Ice Storm: Box office: $18 million budget, about $8 million gross, likely the least successful film in the series.
    “I think out of all the movies we've done, this might have been the least successful at the box office.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:20:48 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons would have wanted the key party to run an hour, or as a two-parter on Hulu.
    “am I wrong to think that could have been an hour of this movie?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:22:10 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about The Ice Storm: The key party as a sports broadcast: Nance and Romo calling it.
    “I think Nance and Romo.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:23:26 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about The Ice Storm: Nixon haunts the film: poster next to the bed, a speech, and a Nixon mask on the teens.
    “Nixon has a funny relationship to this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:30:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about The Ice Storm: Ryan's Elton John story: a college friend kept replaying Levon, unaware Ryan was home sick.
    “And it became a running joke for 35 years.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:45:20 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Jamey Sheridan: Aged worst: Jim Carver's premature ejaculation; later jokes recur through the show.
    “his his orgasm aged the worst.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:56:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons casts football analysis: only time the film felt directed by someone who did not grow up in America.
    “That's the only time in the movie that I felt like it was definitely directed by somebody who didn't grow up in America.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 0:57:22 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Michael Cumpsty: The Reverend gets the show's single-guy key party rules debate and a Jed Nelson Award.
    “sometimes the shepherd needs to play with the flock.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:00:21 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about The Ice Storm: Simmons says Henry Czerny gets the Dion Waiters Award for his look at the key party.
    “that's a great Dion Waiters moment.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:02:38 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about The Ice Storm: Lee said what attracted him to the book was the climax and the family reunion the next morning.
    “the book movement at those 2 points, I knew there was a movie there.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:07:34 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about The Ice Storm: Anachronism: the MTA did not exist at the time, and Marlboro Lights were not invented until 1977.
    “Marlboro Lights, not invented till 1977.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:08:12 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about The Ice Storm: Memorabilia pick: the Nixon mask, Elijah Wood's sweaters, or the key party bowl of keys.
    “It's got to be the Nixon mask, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:22:18 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about The Ice Storm: Fucked Up Family February's next-year list: Squid and the Whale, Over the Top, Margot at the Wedding.
    “Over the top was Slice Stallone, the greatest arm wrestling divorce movie ever”
    The Rewatchables · ‘The Ice Storm’ With Bill Simmons, Chris Ryan, and Sean Fennessey · 1:26:57 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Miracle: Simmons listened to the Sweden game on a clock radio; the broadcast was tape delayed and he overheard the score in a grocery store.
    “I swear to God, in my room, in Brooklyn, Massachusetts, I listened to us tie the Sweden game on my clock radio.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:02:25 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Miracle: Tape delay: a stranger at Star Market blurted the score before the game aired.
    “And we're walking around and we're in like the frozen food aisle, and I hear somebody say, it's 22 after the 2nd period or 2 after the first.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:03:58 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Miracle: Sports Illustrated's cover after the win had no cover line, just the photo.
    “which I think was only one of 2 covers ever where they didn't have any sort of, uh, any writing on the cover.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:11:29 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Kurt Russell: The Rewatchables recording: Russell arrived alone, leather jacket, Marlboro Reds, keys on the table.
    “He stinks of Marlborough Reds, who's smoking Siggs.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:19:46 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Kurt Russell: Russell met Herb Brooks while Brooks recruited his son; Brooks described that year as lonely, which unlocked the script.
    “And him and O'Connor looked at each other and that was when they realized, oh, this is what we have to do.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:21:07 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about Miracle: Most rewatchable: Herb makes the team skate 'again' until Rizzo answers, 'the United States of America'.
    “United States of America!”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:28:54 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Ralph Cox: Ralph Cox's cut makes him a famous sports trivia answer, and his mustache is a Slap Shot throwback.
    “he becomes one of the most famous trivia question answers for sports that we've ever had, right?”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:30:03 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Bill Ranford: Edmonton goalie Bill Ranford doubles for Jim Craig; the mask lets them cheat.
    “So they had Bill Ranford, who was a goalie for a long time for Edmonton.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:37:05 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Al Michaels: Michaels re-recorded his narration so the third act is narrated by him; his real last ten seconds call is higher and more excited.
    “His voice is just higher and more excited.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:39:15 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Ken Dryden: You cannot recreate Ken Dryden interrupting Al Michaels during the real call.
    “Let Al have this.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:39:36 · Bill Simmons (0.55 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Herb Brooks: Brooks died in a car accident before the film came out; the credits say he never saw it.
    “Hurt Brooks died before the movie came out.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:44:41 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Roger Ebert: Ebert's two-star review mocks the thankless wife role and proposes all workaholic movie leads be bachelors.
    “I propose all future movies about workaholics, just make them bachelors, to spare us the dead air.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:46:33 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Bill Simmons: Simmons's 2004 ESPN The Magazine column was rewritten by editors because Disney owned both; the new ending was 'by the way, I'm seeing it on Friday.'
    “You can't, like, trash the idea of the movie in your column.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:49:31 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Jim Craig: The movie shows all 39 saves Jim Craig made in the real game.
    “I think they show all 39 in this movie.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:57:44 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Rocky IV: The Pacific Coliseum hosted the Rocky-Drago fight; Stallone broke his ribs and filming paused for two weeks.
    “Stallone broke his ribs in the P in the Agra Done.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 0:59:28 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Miracle: Soviet coach benching Tretiak is the worst coaching decision, compared to benching Mahomes after a first-quarter pick.
    “this is the equivalent of Mahomes throws a pick in the 1st quarter of the round one playoff game”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:00:28 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Miracle: Dion Waiters Award nominees: the Soviet coach for three expressions, with Al Michaels floated.
    “he has no lines in the movie”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:01:10 · Bill Simmons (0.50 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Miracle: Finland gold medal game skipped; Brooks's line to the team before it.
    “if you lose this, you will take this to your fucking graves”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:04:17 · Bill Simmons (0.60 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Miracle: Pitch: remake as a Netflix series ending with the team lost in the woods like Yellowjackets.
    “They crash in Minnesota.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:06:31 · Bill Simmons (0.40 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Miracle: Simmons bought two unripped Lake Placid US-USSR tickets at a collectors convention.
    “I got 2 unripped tickets from the Lake Placid, the US Russia game.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Miracle’ With Bill Simmons and Chris Ryan · 1:10:39 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about Steve Martin: Martin gave up stand-up because he was so famous at it that crowds treated him like a jukebox, and he wrote a book about it.
    “they were like jukebox, he became a jukebox.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:15:52 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Father of the Bride (most rewatchable scene): Annie announces she is getting married at the first family dinner. It sets up all the dynamics, and Steve Martin's expressions and Diane Keaton's welling-up are the payoff.
    “it's got to be that 1st family dinner scene because it sets up all of the dynamics of the movie and everybody's very funny in it.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:37:14 · Bill Simmons (0.70 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about Kieran Culkin: Best 'what ages the best': a child Kieran Culkin in the dinner scene whose face already looks like Roman Roy. Simmons and wife waited for the 8-year-old equivalent of a dick pic scene.
    “It is so fucking hilarious to watch this and think that kid's going to be Roman Roy.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:37:34 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about San Marino: Both hosts give San Marino, the film's suburb, a best-aged vote; Simmons says it is a secret like Fight Club, with old-school drugstores with ice cream sundaes. The house exteriors are actually in Pasadena.
    “I think San Marino is a little like fight club.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:40:49 · Bill Simmons (0.80 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Father of the Bride (basketball scene): The kid montage into the father-daughter basketball scene set to a Darlene Love song. Simmons grades it an eight against Teen Wolf's one, and notes dads do not play one-on-one with a 5-foot-2 daughter.
    “So if that's a one, this is like an eight, I would say.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:42:13 · Bill Simmons (0.90 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Phoebe Cates: Casting what-if: Phoebe Cates was offered Annie Banks but was pregnant. Simmons says she and Demi Moore would have split the Demi Moore parts.
    “Phoebe Cates. Offered the role of Annie Banks. had to turn it down because she was pregnant.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:53:56 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about George Newbern: Best That Guy (Joey Pants Award) debate: Brian the son-in-law is George Newbern, who has hundreds of credits and over 350 audiobook credits on Audible as of September 2020. Simmons gives him the award over B.D. Wong.
    “As of September 2020, over 350 credits on Audible.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:57:02 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about George Clooney: Recast-and-catch: George Clooney as the son-in-law, in 1991 Facts of Life mode, which Simmons says would make him a bit more of a threat and make a fun wrinkle.
    “I can't believe George Clooney was the son-in-law, just would have been a fun wrinkle.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 0:59:37 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Tom Irish: Trivia: an actor debuted in the 1950 Father of the Bride and made his last film appearance in the 1991 remake, playing Ben Banks in both.
    “he played the same character in both Ben Banks.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:00:19 · Bill Simmons (0.85 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Father of the Bride (the house): The house exterior is in Pasadena and the rest is sets or another house; the reception house sold for $1.998 million in August 2016. Fans take photos like at the Michael Myers house.
    “It's like the like the Michael Myers house and a bunch of other ones.”
    The Rewatchables · ‘Father of the Bride’ With Bill Simmons and Amanda Dobbins · 1:01:27 · Bill Simmons (0.75 sure it was them)