Griffin Newman

96 sketches, 1,162 claims, and 605 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 41–60 of 96 sketches.

Blank Check — Patreon: Zodiac with Leslye Headland (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves Zodiac as a masterpiece and the Fincher dossier details; the show's box-office fixer. Gets weirdly delighted by obsessive production detail (flashlight museum, typewriters). Has no patience for the studio logic of dumping films.

Stances

  • Zodiac is Fincher's best film and the best of a loaded 2007
  • Studios act irrationally against their own interests
  • Fincher is often called cold and later vindicated

Humor: Dry, deadpan banter and a running bit about reading the room as a podcast host.

In their words

  • “Okay, I'm going to read a thing while David's still in there.” (2:25:37)
  • “Leslie, I get some satisfaction out of the fact that I think people who listen to this show sometimes think that I'm like on my devices during this.” (2:20:30)

Blank Check — Patreon: David Fincher Music Videos (host)

Loves music videos tied to movie soundtracks and the weirdly sincere Springfield video. Grew up on Disney cassettes, Hanson, and Celebrity Death Match era pop culture. Appreciates a sprawling, nonsensical video that sets up multiple characters.

Stances

  • Praises the Springfield Dance This World Away video as a favorite, then sours on it
  • Defends movie tie-in videos that interact with the film
  • Mocks Fincher's autopilot work on rock videos

Humor: Escalating bits and character voices, from the Beavis and Butt-Head shirt assignments to the fake Reddit thread.

In their words

  • “I think all 3 of these guys are me, but it's an ed ego super ego thing.” (0:22:01)
  • “I was in, uh, anything goes?” (1:15:38)
  • “Uh, no, Hanson Hanson was my favorite band at this point in time.” (2:08:42)

Blank Check — Patreon: Panic Room with Eva Anderson (Ad-Free) (host)

Obsessive movie nerd who tracked every upcoming film as a 13-year-old and has a soft spot for Kristen Stewart. Loves craft and box office lore, recoils from suspense that stresses him out.

Stances

  • Panic Room was built around Jodie Foster and defies logic otherwise
  • Fincher scaled back after the Fight Club flop

Humor: Runs bits on tangents like Studio 60, razor scooters, and Jared Leto.

In their words

  • “obsessively read every fucking dork website I could and thought I was ahead of the curve and knew every movie that was in the pipeline.” (0:26:32)

Blank Check — Patreon: Fight Club with Alex Ross Perry (Ad-Free) (host)

Is a movie-tie-in collector who grew up in Britain, did not see Fight Club until later, and was never the target of it. Loves a deep tie-in and a rights-clearing bit. Thinks the film is fine but not his formative one.

Stances

  • Not the film for him, but happy to talk about it
  • DVD and collector culture matters
  • Anti-ads bit as the through-line

Humor: Runs bits (no-ads fake-outs, Deadpool-cover Photoshops) and narrates posters.

In their words

  • “The reason I have to tap out of this is I grew up in Britain.” (0:15:19)
  • “I was such a fan of tie-in games.” (3:00:35)
  • “I just did not have that masculine.” (0:33:16)

Blank Check — Patreon: The Game with Brendan Hines (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves 90s thrillers, character actors, and Fincher at his bleakest; the show's box-office quizzer. Leans toward Se7en over The Game and wishes the movie really gamed him. Bit-hungry about names, keys, and found trivia.

Stances

  • Admires Se7en more than The Game
  • Never feels gamed by the movie
  • Likes The Player and the Criterion disc

Humor: Fast, absurd riffing and gags built on the movie's props.

In their words

  • “I would argue that I, my beef with this movie is that I never feel like I am being gamed.” (0:45:08)
  • “I don't hate the game.” (1:05:19)
  • “I love the player.” (1:05:18)

Blank Check — Patreon: Se7en with Mike Mitchell & Nick Wiger (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves grim, well-made thrillers and obsessive craft detail; reads the dossier and revels in production lore. Teases guests about their bits. Has a Tisch background and some gun-safety training from a film shoot.

Stances

  • Se7en is great and Fincher's control of a never-named city is the key choice
  • Fincher is a blank-check director
  • Pitt's need to prove himself is the performance

Humor: Driven by running bits, exact trivia, and deadpan fake interview impressions.

In their words

  • “You know what has happened?” (1:36:38)
  • “I did when I did gun safety training for Tomorrow War.” (2:08:57)

Blank Check — Patreon: Alien³ with Matt Singer (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves a sequel that spits in the studio's eye, and the Alien 3 behind-the-scenes extras. Enjoys box-office-weekend trivia, poster taglines, and Fincher's DVD-era thoroughness. Speaker attribution in this transcript is mostly inferred, so these are low-confidence reads.

Stances

  • Alien 3 is a crowd-displeaser by design
  • On the assembly cut versus theatrical: leans theatrical, as a cleaner movie (low confidence on which host says it)

Humor: Running bits (the Santa Claus line, the wood planet, poster minutiae).

In their words

  • “Okay. I think the assembly cut is better while not being perfect.” (0:14:24)
  • “I really do have a preference here, and it is the dog” (1:21:48)

Blank Check — Patreon: The Nightmare Before Christmas with Michael Rianda (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves Tim Burton's early work and defends late-period Burton, theme-park lore, box-office minutiae and Pixar-style craft. Can't stand studio condescension toward children and celebrity-casting logic. A sucker for sweaty, overworked names, bones, and unfashionable Disney touchstones.

Stances

  • Nightmare Before Christmas is a perfect movie that outlasts its ubiquity
  • Jack is an analog for artists trying to make commercial art
  • Studios underestimate children
  • Mrs. Doubtfire's box-office run deserves celebration

Humor: Sweaty-pun builds and deadpan escalation, riffing on bones and box-office numbers.

In their words

  • “I defend late period Burton” (0:18:59)
  • “I'm going to riot until they do.” (0:56:56)

Blank Check — Patreon: Eyes Wide Shut with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) (host)

Obsessed with this film and calls it his favorite of the Kubrick set alongside Barry Lyndon. Loves box-office trivia and where he saw things. A sucker for the small perfect line readings and the Christmas-lights look.

Stances

  • Eyes Wide Shut is a masterpiece
  • Reputation has risen and it will climb the Sight and Sound list
  • Bill's journey is about the impossibility of not knowing

Humor: Escalating riffs and bits, from alternate podcast lines to sequel fantasies.

In their words

  • “I don't need to know what grows for you every time when you watch that scene.” (0:01:19)
  • “Let's play the box office.” (2:42:11)

Blank Check — Patreon: Doctor Sleep (host)

Loves Doctor Sleep and the director's cut, and the idea that the sequel deepens The Shining. Treats Flanagan's patient, emotional horror as a plus and dislikes jump scares. A sucker for Rose the Hat as a villain and for the box office game.

Stances

  • Doctor Sleep is a great movie and rewatchable
  • jump scares are fake tension
  • legacy sequels usually just suck the steam from the original

Humor: Riffs and runs long on bits, such as the Rose the Hat biography and the Hunk Shoe sleep-train jokes.

In their words

  • “Now, I have to assume this is all conjecture on my part, okay?” (0:14:58)
  • “I give it 10 hunk shoes.” (1:33:23)

Blank Check — Patreon: Full Metal Jacket with Jon Gabrus (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves Kubrick's dark, mordant comedy and the Barry Lyndon, Shining and Eyes Wide Shut run, and tracks the casting and production legends behind Full Metal Jacket. Reads the dossier closely, likes award-season trivia and box office games.

Stances

  • Kubrick's humor works best when earnest performances sit at the center
  • Ermey was a surprising Oscar snub
  • ranks Strangelove low among Kubrick's funny films

Humor: Deadpan, quotes the film back at itself and lets the guests run riffs.

In their words

  • “I, I, I rank Strange Love lower in the pack of movies I find funny by him.” (1:36:54)
  • “Now, which your answer is do it to children.” (0:15:10)

Blank Check — Patreon: The Shining with Timothy Simons (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves Kubrick trivia, research-dossier detail, and the show's long-running bits; fascinated by how Altman's company shaped Shelley Duvall. Sensitive to anyone mishandling his catchphrases. A sucker for a Draft Day story and the box office game.

Stances

  • Stephen King's objections were a reaction to being shown himself
  • Kubrick's many takes need to be separated from cruelty
  • Would rather talk about the movie than its cultural weight

Humor: Pedantic riffs and teasing, usually at David's or Tim's expense.

In their words

  • “Wait, what is it called?” (0:13:43)
  • “I'm checking my notes here.” (2:47:46)

Blank Check — Patreon: Barry Lyndon with Karina Longworth (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves Barry Lyndon as one of his favorite movies and finds the humor in Kubrick more than the austerity. Sentimental about the film's warmth and its devastating last act, especially as a parent. A sucker for the film's absurd rules (duels, class) and for production lore.

Stances

  • Barry Lyndon is a comedy and Kubrick's warmest film
  • O'Neal is perfect in the part
  • Barry stays mysterious without an inner monologue

Humor: Plays it dry and jokey, leaning into modern analogies and bits.

In their words

  • “I feel like this was the epitome of when the critical community was like, yeah, Kubrick makes like coffee table books.” (0:07:58)

Blank Check — Patreon: 2010: The Year We Make Contact (host)

Likes genre craft and unvarnished big swings; enjoys box-office-game trivia and Kubrick lore. Dislikes pretension without payoff. Hosts wallow in sequel-hubris jokes.

Stances

  • 2010 is respectable and watchable, not a masterpiece
  • Hyams not aping Kubrick was the smart move

Humor: Riffs on fake headlines and extended bits, with a dry, deflating tone.

In their words

  • “Good pull griff.” (1:12:13)

Blank Check — Patreon: A Clockwork Orange with Alex Ross Perry (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves Kubrick's looseness and humor and wants to demolish the cold-genius myth. Resents the mythology built around him and the attitude of Kubrick guys. Is a sucker for comedy bits, Simpsons-grade jokes, and cinema trivia like the box-office game.

Stances

  • Kubrick is not a humorless perfectionist; he was elastic with actors and loved improvisation
  • The mythology around Kubrick makes the films less interesting
  • Held the line that the bits should continue

Humor: Runs long, escalating bits and puns, and pins running gags like hip hop Sims for later payoff.

In their words

  • “the more people try to put Kubrick in this, like, alien box, the less interesting I find him.” (0:36:11)
  • “I don't think of myself as a Kubert guy, is because of how much I resent the mythology that's built around him” (0:43:58)

Blank Check — Patreon: 2001: A Space Odyssey with Jordan Hoffman (Ad-Free) (host)

A Kubrick-series host who rewatched the films in order and found the 2001 rewatch surprisingly brisk. Loves the slow-sci-fi tradition including Star Trek The Motion Picture, and is moved by the ending's dread. A sucker for production lore from the dossier.

Stances

  • Reevaluating Kubrick as funny
  • 2001 is a brisk watch despite the slowness
  • Likes slow sci-fi like Star Trek TMP
  • AI rights may never be granted

Humor: Shifts between bits and earnest observations; lands jokes about the guest and podcast logistics.

In their words

  • “I found it a surprisingly brisk watch.” (0:36:31)
  • “I love the slowness of motion picture.” (0:44:04)
  • “My question is, do we ever grant them rights?” (0:48:01)

Blank Check — Patreon: Dr. Strangelove... with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves Strangelove's dry delivery and Peter Sellers' underplayed Mandrake, and watched it as a comedy-obsessed kid through the AFI 100 Laughs list. Skeptical of Adam McKay's recent satire and of Don't Look Up's tag. A sucker for movie lists, titles and bits like podcast series names.

Stances

  • Mandrake may be the funniest of the three Sellers roles
  • The film's seriousness is what makes every joke funnier
  • Don't Look Up's ending works but its tag undercuts it
  • Podswide Cast was first pitch, best pitch

Humor: Escalates a bit with mock-grandiose confidence and wounded-pride deadpan.

In their words

  • “Podswide cast, it was like 1st pitch, best pitch, I just said we're fucking going with this.” (0:07:42)
  • “Mandrake talking about being captured by the Japanese is the funniest part of this whole movie.” (0:11:32)
  • “I watched this because AFI in the year 2000 did their 100 years, 100 laughs” (0:28:13)

Blank Check — Patreon: Lolita with Fran Hoepfner (Ad-Free) (host)

Reread the book and finds it brilliantly written; an enthusiast of Kubrick on a big screen and of Sellers in Strangelove. Compares movies to a wide pop-culture range (Nope, Hail, Caesar!, The Lobster). Believes the Lolita poster beats the film.

Stances

  • The poster and tagline are better than the movie
  • The film's tone is wildly inconsistent but absorbing
  • Kubrick's films are best seen in a theater

Humor: Rapid-fire riffs, mock-pomposity and long tangents.

In their words

  • “I stand by it.” (1:38:12)
  • “Poster eats this movie's lunch.” (1:33:57)
  • “I hate watching his Kubrick movies at home.” (0:45:39)

Blank Check — Patreon: Spartacus with Richard Lawson (Ad-Free) (host)

Leans on the dossier and the Kubrick-era history; loves tidy business-and-career stories and the Blank Check 'guarantor' framing. Likes bits about stars and their careers. (Speaker attribution within the transcript is inferred; confidence is moderate.)

Stances

  • Spartacus is Kubrick's guarantor: the hit that gave him the blank check
  • Kubrick was a pain but the work stands out

Humor: Rapid riffs and impressions on the episode's running bits.

In their words

  • “Today we are covering Spartacus, which is what we like to call a guarantor.” (0:26:58)
  • “This is the film that gives them the blank check that they run off of for the rest of their career.” (0:27:03)

Blank Check — Patreon: Paths of Glory with Sarah Marshall (Ad-Free) (host)

Admires well-made war films but finds them panic-inducing; prefers Full Metal Jacket to David. Likes the Coens (Hudsucker Proxy) and the box-office game ritual inherited from his father. Responds to Kirk Douglas as a star who used clout for challenging pictures.

Stances

  • War movies stress him out even when they are good
  • Paths of Glory is short in a way that is a blessing
  • Won't rewatch Saving Private Ryan despite loving it

Humor: Gallows-humor riffs and running bits that escalate the absurd (e.g. trench humor, reenactments as a Patreon goal).

In their words

  • “I get very stressed out watching war films even when I think they're good.” (0:02:01)
  • “I like full metal jacket more than you, David” (0:55:08)
  • “I buy it on fucking steel book.” (1:19:43)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Their claims

Showing 1,101–1,162 of 1,162 claims.

  1. theme (theme): Chris Evans → Paddington. Steve Rogers is rooted for because he is a scrappier Paddington who believes the best of people and only dislikes Nazis.
    “he's just like a scrappier version of Paddington.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:19:31 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  2. career (career): Sebastian Stan → Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Griffin prefers Stan as the Winter Soldier, where his face suits the part, to the wooden Bucky of this film.
    “I prefer him as the winter soldier because he's just sort of got a good face for it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:22:59 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  3. what-if (what-if): John Krasinski → Captain America: The First Avenger. Krasinski was nearly cast as Cap; Marvel leaked it, fans made gym memes, and Evans was the Hail Mary.
    “The guy who was really close to getting it, John Krasinski”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:23:43 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  4. theme (theme): Captain America: The First Avenger → Spider-Man (Marvel character). Because it is a movie about little guys, Captain America lands for the speaker as Spider-Man in a big body.
    “He's just Spider-Man and a big old body.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:37:34 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  5. craft (craft): Captain America: The First Avenger → Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. The film's design is only about 10 percent heightened, stopping short of Sky Captain kitsch.
    “Like, it could be Sky Captain.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:43:02 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  6. craft (craft): Captain America: The First Avenger → Suicide Squad. Eating on screen shows pro actors; Viola Davis's steak in Suicide Squad is the best thing in that movie.
    “You remember how well Viola Davis ate that steak in Suicide Squad?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 1:36:05 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  7. lineage (lineage): Thor → Masters of the Universe. Thor is described as essentially a remake of the live-action Masters of the Universe.
    “It's mostly just a remake of the live action masters of the universe movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:03:54 · Griffin Newman (0.65 sure it was them)
  8. lineage (lineage): Thor → Masters of the Universe. Both banish a hero from his heightened mythic world into a mundane Earth town and play it for fish-out-of-water jokes.
    “And you place the one character who belongs in this heightened sci-fi world in the middle of like, you know, the Southwest.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:04:40 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  9. career (career): Chris Hemsworth → Sean Connery. Doubts that Hemsworth is just a big stuntman echo Fleming dismissing Connery as an overblown stuntman when cast as Bond.
    “Ian Fleming publicly was like, he's not an actor.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:24:38 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  10. lineage (lineage): Thor → Masters of the Universe. Skeletor banishing He-Man to California mirrors Odin banishing Thor, down to the cartoon-to-film design translation and the large Coke gag.
    “They banish him to California, and then like, it's Courtney Cox and some other Californian teenager take them in.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:37:32 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  11. contrast (contrast): Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald → Thor. Joanna argued Grindelwald should be played with Loki's charm and magnetism rather than Depp's rat-like pallor.
    “Loki is what Grindelwelch should be.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:42:42 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  12. lineage (lineage): Thor → Masters of the Universe. Thor's coffee-mug throwing scene is likened to Gwildor failing to understand fried chicken in He-Man.
    “It's like the scene in He-Man where Gueldor doesn't get fried chicken.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:44:06 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  13. industry (industry): Thor → Black Panther. Thor shot on a real New Mexico location; later Marvel films like Black Panther are made in Atlanta lots for tax rebates and secrecy, hurting how they look.
    “a lot of it looks ugly because they were so committed to filming it in like a fucking Atlanta parking lot.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:45:46 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  14. contrast (contrast): Thor → Black Panther. Black Panther gives every ensemble member an inner life and a plot function; Thor's side characters like Volstagg and Sif do little.
    “every single character has their own personality, their own internal conflict, but has like a very important plot function as well.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:47:38 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  15. career (career): Stellan Skarsgard → Nymphomaniac. American films use Skarsgard as a goofy side dish while in Sweden and Europe he is the transgressive art-house king and Lars von Trier's regular.
    “in Sweden, he's like the most like transgressive, like penis wagging, hyper violent sexual actor.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:49:33 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. career (career): Stellan Skarsgard → Insomnia. Skarsgard plays the Pacino part in the Norwegian original of Insomnia.
    “he plays the Pacino part in the original insomnia.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:50:03 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. career (career): Natalie Portman → Garden State. A riff on Garden State turns into proposing Ben replace Zach Braff over the whole film as a Kuleshov-effect experiment.
    “Can we just shoot Ben in front of a green screen and like superimpose him over Zach Raff and keep the rest of the movie the same?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:54:33 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. programming (programming): Thor → The Avengers. The Hawkeye cameo, with no interaction, made the speaker doubt the Avengers team-up would work.
    “The thing you want to see is how they talk and interact with each other.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:02:12 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  19. industry (industry): Justice League → The Avengers. Marvel spent five setup films; DC's Justice League tried eight characters off two movies.
    “the Justice League is like, we have like 8 characters and we did 2 movies.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:02:49 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  20. theme (theme): Thor → Ghost Rider. Marvel heroes outside Spider-Man, X-Men, and Fantastic Four lack good villains; Thor has Loki, Ghost Rider's foes are Satan-adjacent like Thor's mythology ones.
    “the thing with the Ghost Rider is it like sort of uses like satanic mythology in the same way that this uses Greek mythology.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:21:53 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  21. verdict (verdict): Joss Whedon → The Avengers. Whedon kills the sweetest character to prove a point in everything, though he did it well in Avengers.
    “Whedon, who, um, loves to fucking kill the innocent to prove a dramatic point.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:24:39 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  22. craft (craft): Patrick Doyle → Thor. Doyle's score is judged serviceable big orchestral work but not a strong score.
    “I also think that the music, little anonymous, Patrick Doyle, but you know, Doyle will give you a serviceable sort of big orchestral stuff.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:47:28 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  23. craft (craft): Thor → Foo Fighters. Branagh dropped in the Foo Fighters song Walk at the last minute because its lyrics were about learning to walk again, like Thor.
    “Brana thought the lyrics were appropriate because it's about learning to walk again, much like Thor is learning to be a superhero.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:49:38 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  24. industry (industry): Rio → Newt (cancelled Pixar film). Rio's trailer revealed the same last-of-their-species-must-mate premise, causing Pixar to cancel Newt.
    “Rio caused the only Pixar movie to be canceled?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:53:14 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  25. career (career): Stellan Skarsgard → Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again. Skarsgard is endearingly game in the Mamma Mia movies; the sequel has an unexplained fat-suit gag.
    “He's so fun in the Mama Mia movies.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:54:58 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  26. lineage (lineage): Gary Shandling → Robocop 2. The Shandling scene of failing military machines is likened to Robocop 2's footage of machines not working.
    “Shanley is weirdly like Robocop 2, which I've just seen for the 1st time now where they show all these machines not working.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 0:18:54 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  27. what-if (what-if): Beverly Hills Cop → Mickey Rourke. After Stallone dropped out of Beverly Hills Cop, Rourke was offered the part, then Eddie Murphy came in and the film was rebuilt around his riffing.
    “Anyway, so Mickey Rourke says no.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 0:59:41 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  28. contrast (contrast): Iron Man 2 → Beverly Hills Cop II. Iron Man 1 was a straight movie subverted from within by a loose lead, like Beverly Hills Cop; the sequel was written as comedy from the start, like Beverly Hills Cop II, so nothing is subversive.
    “The problem with this movie is they tried to write it from as a comedy from the get go.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 1:01:16 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  29. career (career): Beverly Hills Cop III → Eddie Murphy. Murphy wanted serious roles like Denzel and Snipes, so on the Landis-directed third film he refused to tell jokes.
    “So they hire John Landis to make a funny movie. And then Eddie Murphy's like, I will not tell jokes in this.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 1:02:14 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  30. lineage (lineage): Iron Man 2 → Robocop 2. Both feature an opening gag of malfunctioning machines, and a plot about the military trying to make another one.
    “this is very similar to Robocob 2 where they're like, the plot is kind of just like, how do we make another one of these?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 1:09:32 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  31. craft (craft): Rick Baker → Mickey Rourke. The speaker jokes that makeup artist Rick Baker was handed an Academy Award for Rourke's look, when Rourke simply showed up on set that way.
    “Rick Baker, an Academy Award for Mickey Rourke in this movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 2:09:08 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  32. craft (craft): Iron Man → AC/DC. Instead of an original hero theme, the score identity is the song Iron Man, which becomes a lot of AC/DC.
    “This is not a movie with a particularly recognizable theme, partly because they decide the theme should just be the song Iron Man.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man · 0:47:47 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  33. what-if (what-if): Iron Man → Ghostface Killah. A Ghostface Killah song should have been the film's music, given his devotion to Iron Man.
    “It should have they should have gotten a Ghostface Killer song.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man · 0:47:56 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  34. contrast (contrast): Alan Silvestri → Iron Man. Silvestri's Avengers theme is the recognizable hero theme that Iron Man lacks.
    “I love Alan Sylvestri's Avengers theme.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man · 0:48:15 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  35. craft (craft): National Treasure: Book of Secrets → The Rock. Both end on Kennedy-assassination secrets with Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris.
    “there are 2 fucking Nick Cage, Ed Harris movies”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 0:13:22 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  36. industry (industry): National Treasure → The Sorcerer's Apprentice. National Treasure 3 was slowed because the studio prioritized Sorcerer's Apprentice.
    “The movie got slowed down because Sorcerer's Apprentice, which they prioritized.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 0:13:54 · Griffin Newman (0.55 sure it was them)
  37. theme (theme): Something's Gotta Give → The Grand Budapest Hotel. Like Grand Budapest, the film explains why its maker is so fussy: to build a fantasy world people can escape to.
    “the Ray Fines character explained to the audience why Wes Anderson is so fussy about these things”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 1:31:56 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  38. craft (craft): Nancy Meyers → National Treasure. Griffin ties Jon Voight's soufflé line about National Treasure to Meyers: light, airy films that collapse if one element is wrong.
    “I feel like Nancy is like a souffle filmmaker”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 1:33:22 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  39. craft (craft): It's Complicated → Suicide Squad. Meyers's many makeup tests for Steve Martin are compared to Killer Croc's makeup tests.
    “that's what they do with like killer croc and suicide squad.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 1:33:57 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. career (career): Sense and Sensibility → The Ice Storm. After the Sense and Sensibility hit, Lee made the most depressing movie ever made, which got no Oscar nominations.
    “But before he made that decision, he was like, what if I make like the most depressing movie ever made?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:19:35 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  41. unmapped (parody): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Scary Movie. Wire-work parody in pop culture (Scary Movie that year) made it hard for a young Griffin to take the genre seriously.
    “Well, there's like scary movie this year.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:24:52 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  42. people (people): Chow Yun-fat → Clint Eastwood. Li Mu Bai is the greatest warrior ever with baggage, like Clint Eastwood.
    “So he's like Clint Eastwood, right?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:31:59 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  43. theme (theme): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Sense and Sensibility. After 15 minutes the movie goes full Jane Austen.
    “But like 15 minutes later, when the movie goes full, Jane Austen”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:37:29 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  44. career (career): Chow Yun-fat → Daniel Day-Lewis. Li Mu Bai is in a Daniel Day-Lewis retirement mode: the best at something that no longer satisfies him.
    “I think he's in like Daniel De-Louis retirement mode.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:38:01 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  45. career (career): Tom Wilkinson → Rush Hour. Wilkinson told an interviewer Rush Hour is what made Hollywood take him seriously.
    “rush hour, like transformed his career.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:47:43 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  46. career (career): Tom Wilkinson → Michael Clayton. Without Rush Hour there is no Michael Clayton.
    “You don't get Michael Clayton.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:48:12 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  47. craft (craft): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Breakfast at Tiffany's. Jen staring at the sword is a Breakfast at Tiffany's moment.
    “A little breakfast at Tiffany's moment, just staring.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:52:07 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  48. craft (craft): Ang Lee → Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Lee wrote the subtitles himself so they would be clear and carry the plot.
    “Angley wrote the subtitles because he wanted the subtitles to be clear and to like convey plot.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:53:28 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  49. people (people): Chad Stahelski → Keanu Reeves. Stahelski was Keanu Reeves's stunt double on The Matrix.
    “Chad Zahelski, Keanu Reeves' stunt double on the Matrix”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:59:30 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  50. lineage (lineage): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Last Action Hero. Jen worshipping Shu Lien and living her dreamed-of story is very Last Action Hero.
    “It's very last action hero.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:07:21 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  51. career (career): Chang Chen → A Brighter Summer Day. Chang Chen was a child star in A Brighter Summer Day.
    “He's in a brighter summer day.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:24:08 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  52. programming (programming): Edward Yang → A Brighter Summer Day. Joke pitch for a Blank Check Edward Yang miniseries.
    “When's the Edward Yang cast?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:24:11 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  53. unmapped (joke): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Phantom Thread. Jen's bar-ordering is like a Phantom Thread order.
    “She does like a fucking phantom thread order.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:32:27 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  54. career (career): Jet Li → Romeo Must Die. Li took Romeo Must Die instead of CTHD.
    “it's not just fucking Romeo must die, which Jet Lee took instead of this film.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:35:41 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  55. industry (industry): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Slumdog Millionaire. CTHD spawned 'Crouching Blank, Hidden Blank' naming, as Slumdog did for 15 years.
    “In the same way that like some dog millionaire for 15 years after is just like, oh, look, it's slum dog blank over here.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:41:10 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  56. verdict (verdict): Martin Campbell → Vertical Limit. Martin Campbell is only good at making James Bond movies; Vertical Limit is a good first scene only.
    “It's a great example of Martin Campbell only being good at making masterpiece James Bond movies”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:56:30 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  57. people (people): Dungeons & Dragons → Courtney Solomon. The D&D director also made An American Haunting and Getaway.
    “He made an American haunting.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:59:53 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  58. career (career): Courtney Solomon → The Getaway. Solomon directed Dungeons & Dragons, then An American Haunting and Getaway.
    “His name is Courtney Solomon.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 2:00:47 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  59. craft (craft): The Ice Storm → Do the Right Thing. The Ice Storm gets cold weather as right as Do the Right Thing gets hot weather, trading rage for malaise.
    “I think this movie gets cold weather as right as do the right thing gets hot weather.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm with Emily Yoshida (Ad-Free) · 0:10:53 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  60. lineage (lineage): The Ice Storm → Freaks and Geeks. Recognizing the Ice Storm as a 40-something's nostalgia piece led to the same realization with Freaks and Geeks.
    “the next thing I remember thinking that about and having that realization about was, uh, was freaks and geeks.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm with Emily Yoshida (Ad-Free) · 0:14:22 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  61. theme (theme): The Ice Storm → Fantastic Four. The Ice Storm's families map onto the Fantastic Four, with Joan Allen as Invisible Woman and Kevin Kline as Mr. Fantastic.
    “No, yeah, no, Joan Allen is Invisible Woman, and Kevin Klein is fucking Mr. Fate Desk.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm with Emily Yoshida (Ad-Free) · 0:38:07 · Griffin Newman (0.55 sure it was them)
  62. what-if (what-if): The Ice Storm → Fantastic Four. Griffin wishes Ang Lee had been able to make a sad Fantastic Four movie.
    “this movie does make me wish that he gotten the chance to make a sad, fantastic four movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm with Emily Yoshida (Ad-Free) · 1:34:30 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)

Their fun items

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  1. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Bar graph of Batman's happiness index versus days without crime goes straight down, an Adam West-style joke.
    “You saw that the bar graph that was Batman's happiness index versus days without crime.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:37:06 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Alfred rolls in on a spot labeled Kick Butler, a pure Adam West-style text joke.
    “the nameplate above it said Kick Butler.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:44:10 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Robin has not figured out Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same person: Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic, and Batman says Bruce told him it's okay to hang out.
    “he has to be like, uh, Bruce told me it's okay for you to hang out with me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:45:11 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Chris McKay: Dan Harmon wrote a Lego Batman 2 script (Lego Super Friends) that died when Universal bought the Lego rights.
    “Dan Harmon wrote the script for Lego Batman 2, which was Lego Super Friends.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:48:27 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Animators keep the Lego limits: arms rotate and swing but never bend, though shoulders may dislocate to cross the chest.
    “but they'll let the entire arm sort of like remove from the body and turn inwards.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:54:01 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Lego (company): Lego ruled the 90s by building its own mythologies each year, with Johnny Thunder as its Indiana Jones hero, before the 1999 Star Wars deal.
    “There's Johnny Thunder, who is their attempt to create like an Indiana Jones style hero”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:56:09 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: A listener built Lego versions of the hosts; the builder, Dave Colletta, became a top contestant on Lego Masters, which Arnett hosts.
    “And the guy who built the figures of us became like one of the best contestants on this fucking show.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:59:05 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Lego Masters contestants strategized by talking about careers the way the hosts talk about directors.
    “the way they would strategize was talking about careers and the way we talk about directors”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:59:52 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Phantom Zone includes Sauron as a talking tower, Voldemort turning people to fish, the Wicked Witch, a Gremlin crew, and a Creature from the Black Lagoon.
    “Sauron is just a talking tower.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:00:26 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Griffin argues the movie is a flawed pick for David because the IP cameos are shallow; the villains get little screen time.
    “Everyone else is truly a cameo.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:09:48 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Deadpool: Robin's chimichanga comment ties to Deadpool's chimichanga bit, and Griffin finds chimichangas too heavy.
    “I just feel like chimichongas are, they're just very heavy.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:17:59 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Doctor Who: Griffin explains a Dalek: it's a garbage can with a plunger because, per him, an arm went missing and a bathroom plunger replaced it.
    “they were missing an arm and they took a plunger out of the bathroom.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:32:27 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: The Phantom Zone guard, Ellie Kemper, is named Phyllis, which is also an Office character not played by Kemper.
    “which also has a character called Phyllis.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:37:40 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: The hosts get blind Lego bags from Dave Colletta: General Zod, Blight, Apache Chief, dance-party Harley Quinn.
    “Oh, that's Apache Chief from the Super Friends.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:44:31 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore: The episode's outro joke: they claim the runtime is 5 hours because they put on Secrets of Dumbledore.
    “So should I throw on Secrets of Dumbledore right now?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:48:53 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about James Gray: Maybelline commercials fund the uncompromising artist.
    “He does like fucking Maybelline commercials.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:08:44 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about The Flash: Dad confused about which Batman is where.
    “I've tried to explain to him so many times”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:12:19 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about X-Men '97: Disney Plus show continuing the 90s cartoon.
    “They are doing a show called X-Men 97”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:24:45 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Eternals: Zhao's style could not be removed; still obligated Marvel beats.
    “The one movie that was shot so specifically that they could not take her style out of it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:30:42 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Kevin Feige: Joke: did he jot down Hacker Witch five years ago.
    “Did he jot down Hacker Witch 5 years ago?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:40:39 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Old Dogs: Hosts note Becker's film is Disney live action, not Touchstone or Pixar: a Walt Disney picture by a Walt Becker.
    “It's a Walt Disney Walt Becker collab.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:10:52 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Disney: Griffin's thesis: the flop ended an entire kind of Disney live-action film.
    “This movie like killed an entire, like, realm of possible films that Disney could make.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:12:13 · Griffin Newman (0.80 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Seth Green: Seth Green's Star Wars Detours episodes were shelved while he was in Old Dogs.
    “He produced 39 episodes of Star Wars detours, was sat on a shelf.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:23:05 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Walt Becker: His directing style, per Griffin: push every actor bigger on every take.
    “Waltbecker, his style is to tell every actor to just go bigger and bigger in every take.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:31:15 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about John Travolta: Charlie's magic hobby is set up by the fire trick and then dropped for the rest of the film.
    “He never once chose any affinity for magic over... the rest of the running time for the film.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:44:43 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about John Travolta: The fire-from-the-hands moment: Griffin insists Charlie can really conjure fire, since nothing disproves it.
    “Charlie has the ability to conjure fire with his bare hands.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:45:25 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Walt Becker: Becker's commentary calls Travolta and Williams one of the great comedy duos, though they had never made a movie together.
    “He says, I think Travolta and Williams and this are one of the all time great onscreen comedy duos.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:52:41 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Justin Long: Unbilled Long is the one actor who knows what movie he is in.
    “I think he is the only person who knows exactly what movie he is in.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:58:15 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Old Dogs: After Justin Long's scout troop shoots a statue's head off, they burn it down and get kicked out.
    “After shooting the head off the statue, they stayed there long enough for the sun to go down to light the whole thing on fire, and then they were kicked out.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:05:08 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about Old Dogs: The bereavement group scene: Lori Loughlin's beach house invite turns out to be a grief group.
    “Her grandmother died six months ago, she's been going to this bereavement group.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:09:16 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about Walt Becker: Alvin and the Chipmunks 4: Alvin sits next to John Waters on a plane, as Griffin's key Becker anecdote.
    “John Waters calls over a flight attendant, says, Excuse me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:13:24 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about John Travolta: Travolta's Joker face after the mixed-up pills is a digital effect.
    “His Joker face is digital.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:14:49 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Bernie Mac: Jimmy Lunchbox, Bernie Mac's role, is a master puppeteer with no puppets onstage.
    “Now, as I press play again, I want you to take note of, there being zero puppets on stage.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:18:04 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Old Dogs: The motion-capture parenting suit has a sensor in an unfortunate spot.
    “His crotch is electrocuting because he has the sensor by his penis.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:22:53 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Bernie Mac: Griffin warns the audience they are about to see Bernie Mac's last moments on screen.
    “You're about to see the last seconds of Bernie Mac on screen.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:23:38 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Old Dogs: The Friday the 13th joke pays off: the kids watch the film in the apartment, and the host notes it's part three.
    “But this is not parts one or two because Jason doesn't wear the mask till three.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:28:25 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Seth Green: A cutaway implies the gorilla and Seth Green have a thing.
    “The movie is implying at this point that the gorilla has mated with Seth.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:48:16 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about The Princess and the Frog: Box office game: the Disney animated film opened that weekend on two screens.
    “Princess and the Frog opens this week, number 18.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:54:07 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about Robert Zemeckis: Box office game: Marie's guess the 2009 holiday answer is Polar Express is wrong, it is A Christmas Carol.
    “Zameck is a Christmas Carol.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:55:01 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Old Dogs: Sign-off line, and the show's running Becker joke.
    “Walt Becker's a dang ass freak.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 2:00:06 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Batman (TV series, 1966-68): Batman premiered and the Munsters tanked within four months; the Munsters movies came out after cancellation.
    “Right, it was like within 4 months of Batman premiering.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:03:12 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Griffin Newman: Griffin's Supergirl bit: Burt Ward and other legends in the opening credits made viewers think Crisis would tie in The Tick.
    “For 5 seconds, I think people thought Crisis on Infinite Earth was gonna tie in the tick universe.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:05:04 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about The Batman: The opening dedication sends up lovers of the ridiculous and apologizes to any sizable group of lovers it overlooked.
    “We've overlooked any sizable groups of lovers, we apologize.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:14:32 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Adam West and Frank Gorshin: The legend that West and Gorshin went to a Hollywood orgy in character and were expelled for doing too many bits.
    “Too many bets. Too many bets.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:47:39 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Ben Hosley: Ben has knocked out a wall in his apartment and is building a Batcave-style computer room.
    “Ben, to be clear, just knocked out a wall in his apartment.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:53:31 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about The Batman: The Riddler's lazy branding: binoculars with a single question mark.
    “I think it's a little lazy of him to just get a pair of binoculars and put one question mark on them”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:59:39 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Nicolas Cage: Cage told a Reddit AMA his Kick-Ass performance was modeled on Adam West, who later teased him.
    “Adam West was like, I saw you try to channel me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:00:57 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Burgess Meredith: Meredith was blacklisted and then, jokes Griffin, quack-listed for years for being the Penguin.
    “He was also, unfortunately, I must mention, placed on the quack list for being the penguin.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:21:57 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about School Marm (hosts' villain pitch): Ben pitches a villain who assigns deadly science homework; Griffin names her The School Marm.
    “Here's the name.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:36:35 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Batman's belt: All the pouches on West's utility belt are upside down.
    “all the pouches on his belt are upside down.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:49:19 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Khartoum: Worst decision: applying makeup to the wrong actor (Olivier as Muhammad Ahmed).
    “Worst decision to apply makeup to the wrong actor.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 2:09:41 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about The Batman: The commentary ends with a tease for the next Not All Batman episode in 20 days.
    “same bat Patreon, same bat feed, RSS feed.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 2:11:42 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Twilight series: Target canceled the host's Twilight steel book order the fifth time.
    “Target canceled my steel book order for the 5th time.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Eclipse · 0:10:57 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Burger King tie-in: Ring with Cullen crest that takes up four knuckles and opens to a picture of Edward.
    “It is a ring that would take up all 4 knuckles in terms of real estate and it has a hinge.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Eclipse · 1:35:39 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Burger King tie-in: Burger King Kids Club meal items: Bella's tote bag, 3 inches long, plus others.
    “Bella's tote bag is a tote bag, which is, I don't know, 3 inches long.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Eclipse · 1:36:08 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Burger King tie-in: A hacky sack with the Cullen crest, called the Forks foot bag.
    “a hacky sack with the Cullen family crest, of course.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Eclipse · 1:36:37 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about Gigli: Griffin learns Ben Affleck's character is named Larry Gigli and is saving Gigli for a Brest win.
    “I literally just learned that Ben Affleck's character in Jeely is named Larry Jeely.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:07:38 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about Joe Dante: Dante has said he would appear on the show if covered.
    “I've communicated with Joe Dante himself and his team, and they had offered that he would come on the show”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:08:48 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about Robert Altman: Griffin's father drank with both Altman and Cassavetes on the same night, and thinks Altman would win a fight.
    “My father drank with both of them once.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:09:36 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Wong Kar-wai: He is recolorizing his films for Criterion editions.
    “him doing all the special editions has like pushed him into the forefront”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:16:22 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about Mike Leigh: Fans petitioned outside the blank check sphere for Mike Leigh.
    “people are petitioning people outside of the blank check sphere”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:17:35 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about Danny Boyle: The Beatles-less world prompts a joke about a Yesterday episode.
    “what if the Beatles didn't exist?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:19:52 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Ernest Dickerson: Directors needing an IMDb lookup tend to underperform in March Madness.
    “If they require, you have to go to IMDb”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:21:45 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Penelope Spheeris: Spheeris's decline: Senseless flop, Weinstein fights, called too old.
    “I got pegged with being difficult”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:28:19 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Spike Jonze: Jonze ran Vice TV as artistic director, and later made a Beastie Boys documentary.
    “I'm the head programmer.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:31:57 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Gore Verbinski: Lone Ranger described as one of the most cursed movies.
    “It's cursed as fuck.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:34:50 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Jackie Chan: Jamel campaigned: hashtag Fund the Police Story.
    “hashtag Fund, the police story”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:37:57 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2's end credits praised as a favorite of the 2010s.
    “one of your favorite movies of the 2010s, of course, is the end credits to Twilight”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:42:26 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Final Destination / Vacation: Death and Chevy Chase called spiritual embodiments of darkness.
    “Death and Chevy Chase.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:44:22 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about The Mummy: Mummy episode would cover the three Fraser films plus the Cruise one.
    “we would cover the 3 Frasers and the cruise.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:45:34 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Cheech and Chong: Meme: Cheech and Chong as blank check during paternity leave.
    “Dave's not here.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:48:40 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Saw / Rocky: Rocky waking in a meat freezer would punch the traps.
    “He's going to start punching the traps.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:51:17 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Alien: Covenant: The Franco footage cooks him alive and Griffin says the 10-second prologue would have made the film's emotional start stronger.
    “you kind of really benefit from seeing him for 10 seconds alive, you know?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 0:17:11 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Alien: Covenant: Griffin's theater memory: texters in the row ahead; he let his guard down and missed the second Fassbender swap.
    “the people in the row in front of me would not stop texting.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 0:20:42 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Danny McBride: McBride went to film school wanting to write and direct, was cast in friends' films, never auditioned, and said Covenant was what he always wanted to do.
    “McBride was pursuing a career as a filmmaker.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 0:32:23 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about The Tick: Griffin recounts his hardest technical acting scene: Dr. Karamazov shrunk, shot against tennis balls on sticks then redone from his own recorded dialogue.
    “the single most challenging thing I've ever had to do as an actor on a technical level is”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 1:39:04 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Alien: Covenant: Merchandise for the movie showed an earlier, practical-looking xenomorph design before the creature was redone in CGI late in production.
    “All of the merchandise for this movie had an incorrect xenomorph design.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 1:41:32 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Alien Quadrilogy: The 2003 DVD box set that David calls a word hardly used outside that box; Resurrection got a special edition about seven minutes longer.
    “Quadrilogy, a word that has rarely been used outside of that one box.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:08:11 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Alien Resurrection: The Fox logo at the start is clearly from the film print, grain and all, not an HD transfer.
    “clearly the logo from the film print from this movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:17:42 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Brad Dourif: Dourif's perfect career: Alien, Lord of the Rings, Chucky, a secret Oscar nomination, unrecognized.
    “Brad Dorff, another example of a guy where I look at him and I go, that's a perfect career.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:21:00 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Sigourney Weaver: Ripley 8's reptilian, T-Rex-armed performance is compared to Bowser.
    “Yes, she's doing like T-Rex arms.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:24:20 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Alien Resurrection: Golden age of animatronics: the aliens can stay in bright close-ups for ten seconds without cutting away.
    “This is the peak of animatronic technology before the entire art form is largely thrown in the toilet.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:44:45 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Ron Perlman: Perlman has a thermos canteen that turns into a gun; the more scars they add the better.
    “He's got a thermos gun.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:51:38 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Brad Dourif: The pitch: killed early, only four weeks on set.
    “You only have to be on set for 4 weeks.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:54:22 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Dan Hedaya: His shoulder hair is the subject of a long bit.
    “There are like Dungeons and Dragons adventures happening in his body hair, like as we speak.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:54:44 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Dominique Pinon: The Santa Claus line reading, with the emphasis in the wrong place, is the movie's famous unnatural English line.
    “That's just such a clear, I don't understand the words I'm saying.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:07:18 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Sigourney Weaver: Griffin met Weaver on Political Animals: she introduced herself at lunch and was impossibly tall and gracious.
    “Like she does look like a Greek god.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:23:53 · Griffin Newman (0.90 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Tuba: Griffin's hot take that the tuba is the funniest of all instruments.
    “I think the tuba is the funniest of all instruments.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien 3 · 0:08:31 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Scream (franchise): Griffin's Scream 4 audition: Wes Craven gave only silence and a shrug.
    “I auditioned like 5 times for screen four, including 4 Wes Craven”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 2:22:37 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Greg Kinnear: Kinnear's pitch gave the restaurant breakup scene its soft ending.
    “Kinnear said, I'll do the movie if this is how my character line ends.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 0:32:47 · Griffin Newman (0.55 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about You've Got Mail: The fall leaves in the movie are CGI because they shot in the summer, per the commentary track by Ephron and Schuler Donner.
    “They're like, all of the fall stuff is CGI, baby.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 0:46:53 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Dave Chappelle: Chappelle delivers the odd line 'she has the same coloring as' that was written for an older Eastern European actor in the original.
    “if you look up the actor who played the best friend role and shop around the corner, it's like an older Eastern European man with a mustache.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 0:58:04 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about You've Got Mail: The Zabar's scene was shot overnight from 10 PM to 5 AM; Hanks used the store PA to keep the extras happy.
    “So they filmed the entire thing from like 10 PM until 5 AM.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:12:45 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Tom Hanks: Hanks's PA announcement at Zabar's, quoted by Ephron.
    “ladies and gentlemen, shoppers at Zabars, want to announce that Meg Ryan is appetizing.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:13:07 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Nicolas Cage: Griffin's pitch: Cage and Travolta swap roles so Cage is Michael and Travolta is in City of Angels.
    “Nicholas Cage should have played Michael and John Travolta should have been in City of Angels with Meg Ryan.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:24:12 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Tom Hanks: Hanks called the Cafe Lalo scene, a 12-page, four-night shoot, the hardest of his career.
    “It was a 4 night shoot.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:39:22 · Griffin Newman (0.65 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Nora Ephron: Ephron rehearsed her casts for weeks in a taped-out black-box theater with fake props.
    “tape out the sets and give them fake props and run every scene with full blocking weeks in advance”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:39:31 · Griffin Newman (0.55 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Tom Hanks: Hanks's own line on the Lalo scene.
    “I think it is the most sophisticated scene I have ever seen in a movie that is not supposed to be viewed as sophisticated.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:40:13 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Tom Hanks: The script supervisor fixed Hanks's block on the Lalo scene: he stays because he is trying to build the courage to say it is him.
    “Your motivation, this scene, is you think if you stay longer, you'll finally build the courage to say it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:42:15 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Hanging Up: IMDb carrot-costume quote: Maddie's demand to fight, answered by "fine" in unison.
    “Ever since I was 7 years old for Halloween, I dressed up as a carrot and you 2 snuck off without me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:02:59 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)