Griffin Newman

96 sketches, 1,162 claims, and 605 fun items attributed to them. What was said about them.

Personality, episode by episode

Showing 21–40 of 96 sketches.

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Miami Vice - Pilot Episode (host)

Actor-host with a deep interest in how TV pilots evolve and how Michael Mann's style bleeds into everything. Loves Thief best of Mann's work. Jokes about being unhireable and the Netflix job that vanished.

Stances

  • Thief is his top Mann film
  • Pilots that feel like complete little movies are best
  • Defends the guest Dana Stevens against Twitter critics

Humor: Self-deprecating, long bits about his own failed career and his mother's British ancestry.

In their words

  • “I think you were going to think my rankings are crazy.” (1:07:55)
  • “The Sopranos pilot is bulletproof.” (0:24:00)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Planet of the Apes with Matt Singer (host)

Loves the original Planet of the Apes franchise and Tim Burton, and was a fan of the 2001 hype as a kid. Can't stand empty studio filmmaking with no point of view. A sucker for childhood fandom and memorabilia (action figures, Lisa Marie).

Stances

  • Burton's Apes is the first time a beloved director failed him
  • The makeup is the only thing worth praising
  • The film does not have a point of view

Humor: Self-deprecating nerd-confessional anecdotes and riffs on childhood devotion.

In their words

  • “I was like, peak Griff moving nerd fanaticism.” (0:16:56)
  • “I had all the action figures before the movie came out.” (0:18:01)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: As Good as It Gets with Chris Gethard (host)

Appears to love specific film trivia and the New York of the film; teases about being downtown. Lines identified with him are low-confidence because the transcript has no speaker labels.

Stances

  • Recalls opening-weekend box office from memory
  • Lives and grew up near the film's downtown locations (inferred)

Humor: Dry bits and running gags; becomes 'Downtown Griffey Nooms' under the guest's teasing.

In their words

  • “I have a TV pair of glasses now.” (0:31:40)
  • “This is the game where I try to recall from memory the box office the weekend the movie open.” (1:57:23)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Flesh+Blood (host)

Loves Verhoeven and says RoboCop, Toy Story 2 and Rushmore rank among his favorites. Worries about the Weinstein-era toxicity in this film. Fascinated by effects-driven classicism and by the Hauer/Verhoeven split.

Stances

  • Flesh+Blood is anthropological and fascinating but joyless
  • Verhoeven is a technical classicist smuggling extreme content into Hollywood form
  • Rooted for RoboCop being a favorite

Humor: Rambling bits, tangents and character voices.

In their words

  • “I have never been more excited to talk about a film on this podcast.” (1:38:03)
  • “I like this movie a lot.” (1:12:02)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: The Lost World: Jurassic Park (host)

Seems to love practical Spielberg staging and sound design, character actors with great faces, and nostalgic picks like Harriet the Spy. Cannot stand lazy sequels with no story, CGI overuse and nostalgia-canonized movies. Is a sucker for merchandise history and a good Austin Powers rewatch.

Stances

  • Lost World has a plot but no story and is bottom five Spielberg
  • Spielberg fails when he directs with one arm behind his back
  • Jurassic World is far worse

Humor: Escalating riffs and running bits, including bad impressions, nicknames for the producer and self-deprecating Goldblum failure.

In their words

  • “I've never been able to get there.” (0:00:55)
  • “Spielberg, I think, always fails when he tries to direct with one arm behind his back.” (0:32:33)
  • “You had to have the JP on the leg.” (1:22:16)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Lady in the Water with Richard Lawson (host)

Loves ambitious, misguided, disastrous failures and admits a near sexual fetish for them; gravitates toward films that are naked and transparent about their director's ego. Cannot stand being unable to follow exposition but still wants to rewatch. A sucker for Shyamalan trivia, mythology worldbuilding critique, and the film-about-filmmaking read.

Stances

  • Lady in the Water is bad but fascinating and he likes it a lot
  • Watchability is not linked to quality
  • The film is Shyamalan's defensive reaction to critics after The Village
  • Shyamalan films are crisis-of-faith movies about family

Humor: Runs elaborate recurring bits and segments (Burger Report, IMDb trivia corner, rewrite station, comedy points) and self-deprecating panic-attack anecdotes.

In their words

  • “I admit that I have a near sexual fetish for super ambitious misguided failures.” (1:36:00)
  • “I like this movie a lot.” (1:35:51)
  • “And so watchability is a thing that I don't link to quality.” (1:49:31)

Blank Check with Griffin & David: Judging The Judge (host)

An actor and comedian who loves Robert Downey Jr. (Ally McBeal, Bowfinger) and loves cataloguing credits, billing, and who produced what. Can't stand hacky, symbolic drama like The Judge or misjudged comedies like Wedding Crashers and Fred Claus. A sucker for Shanghai Noon, Due Date, and Dax Shepard's character.

Stances

  • The Judge is treacle with a Dobkin comedy brain stuck in a prestige drama
  • Downey needs a real director like PTA or Raimi to surprise audiences
  • Duvall phoning it in beats De Niro or Pacino phoning it in

Humor: Long riffing metaphors (the bar mitzvah, the bagel), bodily-fluid gags, and self-deprecating asides about the show's tiny audience.

In their words

  • “It feels like the way that 13 year old boys have to act during their bar mitzvah” (0:56:38)
  • “Overbagled.” (0:28:55)
  • “Now you're stuck with us talking about the judge.” (0:03:31)

The Big Picture: The Top 10 Fantasy Films, The Toy Movie Hall of Fame, and ‘Masters of the Universe,’ with Griffin Newman! (guest)

A deep pop-culture archaeologist who loves He-Man (especially Orko), Henson fantasy, Toy Story, Barbie, and the Lego movies, and who voiced Orko himself. He is skeptical of masculine man-defends-his-castle fantasy and of defensive, self-embarrassed jokes. He is a sucker for the Hudsucker Proxy, odd animation like Raggedy Ann & Andy, and word-of-mouth box office oddities.

Stances

  • The film gets the metatextual framework right but only gets 60% there
  • Toy movies are mostly bad except those not driven by a product
  • He-Man himself is his least favorite part of He-Man
  • Orko was unforgivably withheld

Humor: Nerdy, rapid-fire trivia and self-aware jokes about his own obsessions and merchandise hoarding.

In their words

  • “I have way too much He-Man merchandise.” (0:37:20)
  • “He's what a child thinks they would be as a grown up if they got really buff and strong.” (0:31:53)
  • “It is a movie entirely about the hula hoop.” (1:34:41)

The Big Picture: The Great ‘Avatar’ Debate with Blank Check’s Griffin Newman and David Sims (guest)

Griffin is a long-time Cameron enthusiast and sincere blockbuster fan, someone who watches trailers on loop and gets choked up by them. He loves a clean engineered story and defends Avatar's sincerity. He dislikes meta, smirky franchise filmmaking.

Stances

  • Avatar's clunky human dialogue is deliberate
  • Franchise filmmaking is in a crisis point
  • Cameron has earned the benefit of the doubt

Humor: Affable and self-deprecating, with long enthusiastic riffs.

In their words

  • “I'm beyond excited.” (1:41:16)
  • “I truly get like emotionally choked up watching these trailers” (1:41:52)

Blank Check — Patreon: RoboCop (2014) (host)

A RoboCop devotee with posters, a bust and a bootleg toy in the office, who loves the Verhoeven original and its satire. He can't stand humorless grounded remakes that cut the jokes and the visor. A sucker for baseball giveaways at Mets games and Easter eggs done right.

Stances

  • The remake is an F and worse than Ouija
  • Satire and humor are what make the original
  • A black suit with no detail is a failure
  • Robocop should be dumb and funny, not cool

Humor: Rants and elaborate analogies, like the pizza series, delivered with escalating mock fury.

In their words

  • “I'm just gonna come out and say this is an F.” (0:55:03)
  • “Robocop one is like the best pizza you've ever had.” (1:29:28)

Blank Check — Patreon: Edge of Tomorrow (host)

Loves Edge of Tomorrow as a masterpiece and Cruise's turn toward weird, low-status roles; likes Oblivion and Looper-era Blunt; likes Liman's chaos when it works. Can't stand Liman's later films like Road House.

Stances

  • Edge is a five-star film that improves on repeat
  • This is Cruise's pivot to the McQuarrie era
  • Alien design here and in Arrival is rare in the 2010s

Humor: Rapid riffs and movie-industry gossip, often wrapping a joke around a bit of trivia.

In their words

  • “Edge of tomorrow is 5 stars.” (0:07:20)
  • “It is truly a movie that gets better every time you watch it.” (0:07:25)

Blank Check — Patreon: 2025 March Madness Update 1 (host)

Loves cult comedy and genre curiosities such as Perfect Dark, Nirvana the Band, and weird bracket ideas like Psycho with Bates Motel. Enthusiastic about Peter Weir, Welles, and Del Toro. Dislikes long filmographies as a rule and bad Robocop sequels.

Stances

  • Wants more Peter Weir and Orson Welles
  • Votes against the long boy in every matchup
  • Grudge: RoboCop 2 should never put the mask back on

Humor: Builds committed running bits (pitmaster, Chip Smith) and doubles down until the room breaks.

In their words

  • “I went to the garbage.” (0:12:41)
  • “I was like, me, comedy.” (0:12:56)

Blank Check — Patreon: Eraserhead (Ad-Free) (host)

A Lynch fan who loves Eraserhead as a pure raw expression of an outsider and calls it a fully arrived masterpiece. Loves the bit-work of generating nicknames and sorting debut films into buckets. Can't stand eggs and gets queasy at the chicken-carving idea.

Stances

  • Eraserhead is a masterpiece debut
  • It is coherent and autobiographical, not impenetrable
  • Debut films fall into rough draft, masterpiece and a third bucket

Humor: Escalating riffs and mock-pompous bits about nicknames, with self-aware jabs at the show.

In their words

  • “And this is him just doing the pure raw expression version of basically the same idea.” (0:26:19)
  • “Holy shit, who the fuck is this guy fully arrived masterpiece.” (0:16:34)
  • “is this the key text?” (0:59:23)

Blank Check — Patreon: The 13th Warrior with David Lowery (Ad-Free) (host)

Runs the show and the episode dossier, and loves production-disaster minutiae, alternate titles and what-if histories. A sucker for 90s studio chaos and podcast in-jokes (jelly trilogy, Forky). Frustrated by a movie that is dark and muddy and has no scary monsters.

Stances

  • Eaters of the Dead was the better title
  • The version worth making is a smaller, pulpier one

Humor: Dry running bits and escalating tangents.

In their words

  • “I'm Griffin.” (0:05:49)

Blank Check — Patreon: The Killer with Marie Bardi (Ad-Free) (host)

Defends Mank and is a Fincher-series completist who ranks Zodiac first; loves the autobiographical reading of The Killer (Fincher mocking his own control). A sucker for Tilda Swinton performances and for details like the Smiths playlist. Uncertain about the Soderbergh-style streaming deal.

Stances

  • The Killer is about filmmaking and Fincher's own process
  • Fincher's Netflix deal is a bad fit for streaming
  • Mank is a celebration of a cantankerous artist and a self-portrait

Humor: Absurdist riffs, Letterboxd one-liners, and long tangents about fast food.

In their words

  • “My letterbox type clip on the movie is a psychological horror film about David Fincher imagining a reality where he's only allowed one take.” (0:22:44)
  • “It's fucking Sidney Lumette's making movies.” (1:24:53)

Blank Check — Patreon: Mank with Sean Fennessey (Ad-Free) (host)

Likes the Hearst scenes and the performances, but is less sold on the movie than David and Sean. Comes at it as a wounded theatrical-experience loser, upset he never saw it in a theater.

Stances

  • Wishes he'd seen it in a theater
  • Likes the movie less than David
  • Wants more Fincher Tuppence Middleton

Humor: Self-deprecating, tangent-prone, and loves puns like 'Mancrodosing'.

In their words

  • “I cannot stop thinking about how angry I am that I never got to see this in a theater.” (0:20:21)
  • “I'm circling the island.” (2:27:36)
  • “Mancrodosing. Five minutes of manca day.” (0:22:58)

Blank Check — Patreon: Gone Girl with Esther Zuckerman (Ad-Free) (host)

Carries the Fincher-completist trivia (the unmade projects, the casting what-ifs) and is deep in the Affleck and Reese Witherspoon career talk. Likes a franchise that earns its box office, and says he is all in on the Equalizer films. Can't stand a lazy cable-movie career move, and has lost patience with TV coverage on the show.

Stances

  • Fincher's unmade projects (Star Wars, 20,000 Leagues) are as interesting as the films
  • Wants Equalizer 3 to reach $103 million
  • Mindhunter was an episode he and David did not want to cover, because TV multiplies the work

Humor: Runs dead-pan bits at length (the Quibby and Reese 'Fierce Queens' routine) and keeps count of the numbers.

In their words

  • “Star Wars, episode seven.” (0:25:36)
  • “The Equalizer one made $101 million domestically.” (2:53:28)
  • “Dave and I really didn't want to do this episode.” (3:03:23)

Blank Check — Patreon: The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo with Fran Hoepfner (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves Fincher, comfort rewatches, commentary tracks and the research dossier; admires Rooney Mara and the film's gentleness at the margins. Can't stand the Swedish films' flatness or the Spider's Web reboot. A sucker for a good casting story and a recurring bit.

Stances

  • Dismisses the Swedish films as mid
  • calls this a movie that improves on rewatch
  • defends Fincher's reshoots as worth it.

Humor: Runs bits to exhaustion (string cheese, Clint Eastwood railroading, strangling-each-other energy) and teases Ben.

In their words

  • “I saw it Christmas time, 2011.” (0:25:28)
  • “I've been trying to watch most of these movies with commentaries.” (1:10:15)
  • “I just remember when the trailer for this came out” (0:34:01)

Blank Check — Patreon: The Social Network (Ad-Free) (host)

Loves Sorkin's dialogue and Fincher's rigor, and is the host with an actor's view of auditions and sets. Dismissive of Facebook as an experience now. A sucker for behind-the-scenes lore and the Blu-ray extras.

Stances

  • The script's pace is the movie
  • Fincher's many takes freed the actors

Humor: Rambling, self-aware riffs and character-voice bits.

In their words

  • “I pointedly remember that the they sent the script out, but for the auditions, it was just other Sorkin scenes.” (0:52:46)
  • “So this script hits and like every single person on set is like, I'm just trying to get any fucking part in the sofa work.” (0:51:41)

Blank Check — Patreon: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button with Richard Lawson (Ad-Free) (host)

Became a Fincher believer at Zodiac and was all in for Button on the strength of that and the teaser. Reads Button as a deliberate anti-Gump about death rather than a failed weepy. Likes the film's passivity and its refusal to give catharsis.

Stances

  • Button is pointedly an anti-Gump
  • the film is more Fincher than its reputation allows
  • the hospital framing is the real film

Humor: Rapid-fire impressions and callback bits, including the running seven-but-looks-older line.

In their words

  • “But I think it's almost like pointedly an anti-gump.” (0:22:50)
  • “Whatever this guy's next movie is, this is now I'm most anticipated movie.” (0:17:37)

Their shows' recurring bits

Running bits, not opinions; a critic read aloud is cited, not present.

The Big Picture

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Their claims

Showing 1,101–1,162 of 1,162 claims.

  1. theme (theme): Chris Evans → Paddington. Steve Rogers is rooted for because he is a scrappier Paddington who believes the best of people and only dislikes Nazis.
    “he's just like a scrappier version of Paddington.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:19:31 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  2. career (career): Sebastian Stan → Captain America: The Winter Soldier. Griffin prefers Stan as the Winter Soldier, where his face suits the part, to the wooden Bucky of this film.
    “I prefer him as the winter soldier because he's just sort of got a good face for it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:22:59 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  3. what-if (what-if): John Krasinski → Captain America: The First Avenger. Krasinski was nearly cast as Cap; Marvel leaked it, fans made gym memes, and Evans was the Hail Mary.
    “The guy who was really close to getting it, John Krasinski”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:23:43 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  4. theme (theme): Captain America: The First Avenger → Spider-Man (Marvel character). Because it is a movie about little guys, Captain America lands for the speaker as Spider-Man in a big body.
    “He's just Spider-Man and a big old body.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:37:34 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  5. craft (craft): Captain America: The First Avenger → Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow. The film's design is only about 10 percent heightened, stopping short of Sky Captain kitsch.
    “Like, it could be Sky Captain.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 0:43:02 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  6. craft (craft): Captain America: The First Avenger → Suicide Squad. Eating on screen shows pro actors; Viola Davis's steak in Suicide Squad is the best thing in that movie.
    “You remember how well Viola Davis ate that steak in Suicide Squad?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Captain America: The First Avenger · 1:36:05 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  7. lineage (lineage): Thor → Masters of the Universe. Thor is described as essentially a remake of the live-action Masters of the Universe.
    “It's mostly just a remake of the live action masters of the universe movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:03:54 · Griffin Newman (0.65 sure it was them)
  8. lineage (lineage): Thor → Masters of the Universe. Both banish a hero from his heightened mythic world into a mundane Earth town and play it for fish-out-of-water jokes.
    “And you place the one character who belongs in this heightened sci-fi world in the middle of like, you know, the Southwest.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:04:40 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  9. career (career): Chris Hemsworth → Sean Connery. Doubts that Hemsworth is just a big stuntman echo Fleming dismissing Connery as an overblown stuntman when cast as Bond.
    “Ian Fleming publicly was like, he's not an actor.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:24:38 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  10. lineage (lineage): Thor → Masters of the Universe. Skeletor banishing He-Man to California mirrors Odin banishing Thor, down to the cartoon-to-film design translation and the large Coke gag.
    “They banish him to California, and then like, it's Courtney Cox and some other Californian teenager take them in.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:37:32 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  11. contrast (contrast): Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald → Thor. Joanna argued Grindelwald should be played with Loki's charm and magnetism rather than Depp's rat-like pallor.
    “Loki is what Grindelwelch should be.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:42:42 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  12. lineage (lineage): Thor → Masters of the Universe. Thor's coffee-mug throwing scene is likened to Gwildor failing to understand fried chicken in He-Man.
    “It's like the scene in He-Man where Gueldor doesn't get fried chicken.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:44:06 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  13. industry (industry): Thor → Black Panther. Thor shot on a real New Mexico location; later Marvel films like Black Panther are made in Atlanta lots for tax rebates and secrecy, hurting how they look.
    “a lot of it looks ugly because they were so committed to filming it in like a fucking Atlanta parking lot.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:45:46 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  14. contrast (contrast): Thor → Black Panther. Black Panther gives every ensemble member an inner life and a plot function; Thor's side characters like Volstagg and Sif do little.
    “every single character has their own personality, their own internal conflict, but has like a very important plot function as well.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:47:38 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  15. career (career): Stellan Skarsgard → Nymphomaniac. American films use Skarsgard as a goofy side dish while in Sweden and Europe he is the transgressive art-house king and Lars von Trier's regular.
    “in Sweden, he's like the most like transgressive, like penis wagging, hyper violent sexual actor.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:49:33 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. career (career): Stellan Skarsgard → Insomnia. Skarsgard plays the Pacino part in the Norwegian original of Insomnia.
    “he plays the Pacino part in the original insomnia.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:50:03 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  17. career (career): Natalie Portman → Garden State. A riff on Garden State turns into proposing Ben replace Zach Braff over the whole film as a Kuleshov-effect experiment.
    “Can we just shoot Ben in front of a green screen and like superimpose him over Zach Raff and keep the rest of the movie the same?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 0:54:33 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. programming (programming): Thor → The Avengers. The Hawkeye cameo, with no interaction, made the speaker doubt the Avengers team-up would work.
    “The thing you want to see is how they talk and interact with each other.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:02:12 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  19. industry (industry): Justice League → The Avengers. Marvel spent five setup films; DC's Justice League tried eight characters off two movies.
    “the Justice League is like, we have like 8 characters and we did 2 movies.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:02:49 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  20. theme (theme): Thor → Ghost Rider. Marvel heroes outside Spider-Man, X-Men, and Fantastic Four lack good villains; Thor has Loki, Ghost Rider's foes are Satan-adjacent like Thor's mythology ones.
    “the thing with the Ghost Rider is it like sort of uses like satanic mythology in the same way that this uses Greek mythology.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:21:53 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  21. verdict (verdict): Joss Whedon → The Avengers. Whedon kills the sweetest character to prove a point in everything, though he did it well in Avengers.
    “Whedon, who, um, loves to fucking kill the innocent to prove a dramatic point.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:24:39 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  22. craft (craft): Patrick Doyle → Thor. Doyle's score is judged serviceable big orchestral work but not a strong score.
    “I also think that the music, little anonymous, Patrick Doyle, but you know, Doyle will give you a serviceable sort of big orchestral stuff.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:47:28 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  23. craft (craft): Thor → Foo Fighters. Branagh dropped in the Foo Fighters song Walk at the last minute because its lyrics were about learning to walk again, like Thor.
    “Brana thought the lyrics were appropriate because it's about learning to walk again, much like Thor is learning to be a superhero.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:49:38 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  24. industry (industry): Rio → Newt (cancelled Pixar film). Rio's trailer revealed the same last-of-their-species-must-mate premise, causing Pixar to cancel Newt.
    “Rio caused the only Pixar movie to be canceled?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:53:14 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  25. career (career): Stellan Skarsgard → Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again. Skarsgard is endearingly game in the Mamma Mia movies; the sequel has an unexplained fat-suit gag.
    “He's so fun in the Mama Mia movies.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Thor · 1:54:58 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  26. lineage (lineage): Gary Shandling → Robocop 2. The Shandling scene of failing military machines is likened to Robocop 2's footage of machines not working.
    “Shanley is weirdly like Robocop 2, which I've just seen for the 1st time now where they show all these machines not working.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 0:18:54 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  27. what-if (what-if): Beverly Hills Cop → Mickey Rourke. After Stallone dropped out of Beverly Hills Cop, Rourke was offered the part, then Eddie Murphy came in and the film was rebuilt around his riffing.
    “Anyway, so Mickey Rourke says no.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 0:59:41 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  28. contrast (contrast): Iron Man 2 → Beverly Hills Cop II. Iron Man 1 was a straight movie subverted from within by a loose lead, like Beverly Hills Cop; the sequel was written as comedy from the start, like Beverly Hills Cop II, so nothing is subversive.
    “The problem with this movie is they tried to write it from as a comedy from the get go.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 1:01:16 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  29. career (career): Beverly Hills Cop III → Eddie Murphy. Murphy wanted serious roles like Denzel and Snipes, so on the Landis-directed third film he refused to tell jokes.
    “So they hire John Landis to make a funny movie. And then Eddie Murphy's like, I will not tell jokes in this.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 1:02:14 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  30. lineage (lineage): Iron Man 2 → Robocop 2. Both feature an opening gag of malfunctioning machines, and a plot about the military trying to make another one.
    “this is very similar to Robocob 2 where they're like, the plot is kind of just like, how do we make another one of these?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 1:09:32 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  31. craft (craft): Rick Baker → Mickey Rourke. The speaker jokes that makeup artist Rick Baker was handed an Academy Award for Rourke's look, when Rourke simply showed up on set that way.
    “Rick Baker, an Academy Award for Mickey Rourke in this movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man 2 · 2:09:08 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  32. craft (craft): Iron Man → AC/DC. Instead of an original hero theme, the score identity is the song Iron Man, which becomes a lot of AC/DC.
    “This is not a movie with a particularly recognizable theme, partly because they decide the theme should just be the song Iron Man.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man · 0:47:47 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  33. what-if (what-if): Iron Man → Ghostface Killah. A Ghostface Killah song should have been the film's music, given his devotion to Iron Man.
    “It should have they should have gotten a Ghostface Killer song.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man · 0:47:56 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  34. contrast (contrast): Alan Silvestri → Iron Man. Silvestri's Avengers theme is the recognizable hero theme that Iron Man lacks.
    “I love Alan Sylvestri's Avengers theme.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Iron Man · 0:48:15 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  35. craft (craft): National Treasure: Book of Secrets → The Rock. Both end on Kennedy-assassination secrets with Nicolas Cage and Ed Harris.
    “there are 2 fucking Nick Cage, Ed Harris movies”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 0:13:22 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  36. industry (industry): National Treasure → The Sorcerer's Apprentice. National Treasure 3 was slowed because the studio prioritized Sorcerer's Apprentice.
    “The movie got slowed down because Sorcerer's Apprentice, which they prioritized.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 0:13:54 · Griffin Newman (0.55 sure it was them)
  37. theme (theme): Something's Gotta Give → The Grand Budapest Hotel. Like Grand Budapest, the film explains why its maker is so fussy: to build a fantasy world people can escape to.
    “the Ray Fines character explained to the audience why Wes Anderson is so fussy about these things”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 1:31:56 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  38. craft (craft): Nancy Meyers → National Treasure. Griffin ties Jon Voight's soufflé line about National Treasure to Meyers: light, airy films that collapse if one element is wrong.
    “I feel like Nancy is like a souffle filmmaker”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 1:33:22 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  39. craft (craft): It's Complicated → Suicide Squad. Meyers's many makeup tests for Steve Martin are compared to Killer Croc's makeup tests.
    “that's what they do with like killer croc and suicide squad.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Something's Gotta Give with Bobby Finger (Ad-Free) · 1:33:57 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. career (career): Sense and Sensibility → The Ice Storm. After the Sense and Sensibility hit, Lee made the most depressing movie ever made, which got no Oscar nominations.
    “But before he made that decision, he was like, what if I make like the most depressing movie ever made?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:19:35 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  41. unmapped (parody): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Scary Movie. Wire-work parody in pop culture (Scary Movie that year) made it hard for a young Griffin to take the genre seriously.
    “Well, there's like scary movie this year.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:24:52 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  42. people (people): Chow Yun-fat → Clint Eastwood. Li Mu Bai is the greatest warrior ever with baggage, like Clint Eastwood.
    “So he's like Clint Eastwood, right?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:31:59 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  43. theme (theme): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Sense and Sensibility. After 15 minutes the movie goes full Jane Austen.
    “But like 15 minutes later, when the movie goes full, Jane Austen”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:37:29 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  44. career (career): Chow Yun-fat → Daniel Day-Lewis. Li Mu Bai is in a Daniel Day-Lewis retirement mode: the best at something that no longer satisfies him.
    “I think he's in like Daniel De-Louis retirement mode.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:38:01 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  45. career (career): Tom Wilkinson → Rush Hour. Wilkinson told an interviewer Rush Hour is what made Hollywood take him seriously.
    “rush hour, like transformed his career.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:47:43 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  46. career (career): Tom Wilkinson → Michael Clayton. Without Rush Hour there is no Michael Clayton.
    “You don't get Michael Clayton.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:48:12 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  47. craft (craft): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Breakfast at Tiffany's. Jen staring at the sword is a Breakfast at Tiffany's moment.
    “A little breakfast at Tiffany's moment, just staring.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:52:07 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  48. craft (craft): Ang Lee → Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Lee wrote the subtitles himself so they would be clear and carry the plot.
    “Angley wrote the subtitles because he wanted the subtitles to be clear and to like convey plot.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:53:28 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  49. people (people): Chad Stahelski → Keanu Reeves. Stahelski was Keanu Reeves's stunt double on The Matrix.
    “Chad Zahelski, Keanu Reeves' stunt double on the Matrix”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 0:59:30 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  50. lineage (lineage): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Last Action Hero. Jen worshipping Shu Lien and living her dreamed-of story is very Last Action Hero.
    “It's very last action hero.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:07:21 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  51. career (career): Chang Chen → A Brighter Summer Day. Chang Chen was a child star in A Brighter Summer Day.
    “He's in a brighter summer day.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:24:08 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  52. programming (programming): Edward Yang → A Brighter Summer Day. Joke pitch for a Blank Check Edward Yang miniseries.
    “When's the Edward Yang cast?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:24:11 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  53. unmapped (joke): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Phantom Thread. Jen's bar-ordering is like a Phantom Thread order.
    “She does like a fucking phantom thread order.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:32:27 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  54. career (career): Jet Li → Romeo Must Die. Li took Romeo Must Die instead of CTHD.
    “it's not just fucking Romeo must die, which Jet Lee took instead of this film.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:35:41 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  55. industry (industry): Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon → Slumdog Millionaire. CTHD spawned 'Crouching Blank, Hidden Blank' naming, as Slumdog did for 15 years.
    “In the same way that like some dog millionaire for 15 years after is just like, oh, look, it's slum dog blank over here.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:41:10 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  56. verdict (verdict): Martin Campbell → Vertical Limit. Martin Campbell is only good at making James Bond movies; Vertical Limit is a good first scene only.
    “It's a great example of Martin Campbell only being good at making masterpiece James Bond movies”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:56:30 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  57. people (people): Dungeons & Dragons → Courtney Solomon. The D&D director also made An American Haunting and Getaway.
    “He made an American haunting.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 1:59:53 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  58. career (career): Courtney Solomon → The Getaway. Solomon directed Dungeons & Dragons, then An American Haunting and Getaway.
    “His name is Courtney Solomon.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon with David Ehrlich (Ad-Free) · 2:00:47 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  59. craft (craft): The Ice Storm → Do the Right Thing. The Ice Storm gets cold weather as right as Do the Right Thing gets hot weather, trading rage for malaise.
    “I think this movie gets cold weather as right as do the right thing gets hot weather.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm with Emily Yoshida (Ad-Free) · 0:10:53 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  60. lineage (lineage): The Ice Storm → Freaks and Geeks. Recognizing the Ice Storm as a 40-something's nostalgia piece led to the same realization with Freaks and Geeks.
    “the next thing I remember thinking that about and having that realization about was, uh, was freaks and geeks.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm with Emily Yoshida (Ad-Free) · 0:14:22 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  61. theme (theme): The Ice Storm → Fantastic Four. The Ice Storm's families map onto the Fantastic Four, with Joan Allen as Invisible Woman and Kevin Kline as Mr. Fantastic.
    “No, yeah, no, Joan Allen is Invisible Woman, and Kevin Klein is fucking Mr. Fate Desk.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm with Emily Yoshida (Ad-Free) · 0:38:07 · Griffin Newman (0.55 sure it was them)
  62. what-if (what-if): The Ice Storm → Fantastic Four. Griffin wishes Ang Lee had been able to make a sad Fantastic Four movie.
    “this movie does make me wish that he gotten the chance to make a sad, fantastic four movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Ice Storm with Emily Yoshida (Ad-Free) · 1:34:30 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)

Their fun items

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  1. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Bar graph of Batman's happiness index versus days without crime goes straight down, an Adam West-style joke.
    “You saw that the bar graph that was Batman's happiness index versus days without crime.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:37:06 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  2. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Alfred rolls in on a spot labeled Kick Butler, a pure Adam West-style text joke.
    “the nameplate above it said Kick Butler.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:44:10 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  3. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Robin has not figured out Batman and Bruce Wayne are the same person: Bruce Wayne lives in Batman's attic, and Batman says Bruce told him it's okay to hang out.
    “he has to be like, uh, Bruce told me it's okay for you to hang out with me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:45:11 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  4. fun, about Chris McKay: Dan Harmon wrote a Lego Batman 2 script (Lego Super Friends) that died when Universal bought the Lego rights.
    “Dan Harmon wrote the script for Lego Batman 2, which was Lego Super Friends.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:48:27 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  5. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Animators keep the Lego limits: arms rotate and swing but never bend, though shoulders may dislocate to cross the chest.
    “but they'll let the entire arm sort of like remove from the body and turn inwards.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:54:01 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  6. fun, about Lego (company): Lego ruled the 90s by building its own mythologies each year, with Johnny Thunder as its Indiana Jones hero, before the 1999 Star Wars deal.
    “There's Johnny Thunder, who is their attempt to create like an Indiana Jones style hero”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:56:09 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  7. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: A listener built Lego versions of the hosts; the builder, Dave Colletta, became a top contestant on Lego Masters, which Arnett hosts.
    “And the guy who built the figures of us became like one of the best contestants on this fucking show.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:59:05 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  8. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Lego Masters contestants strategized by talking about careers the way the hosts talk about directors.
    “the way they would strategize was talking about careers and the way we talk about directors”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 0:59:52 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  9. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Phantom Zone includes Sauron as a talking tower, Voldemort turning people to fish, the Wicked Witch, a Gremlin crew, and a Creature from the Black Lagoon.
    “Sauron is just a talking tower.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:00:26 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  10. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: Griffin argues the movie is a flawed pick for David because the IP cameos are shallow; the villains get little screen time.
    “Everyone else is truly a cameo.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:09:48 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  11. fun, about Deadpool: Robin's chimichanga comment ties to Deadpool's chimichanga bit, and Griffin finds chimichangas too heavy.
    “I just feel like chimichongas are, they're just very heavy.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:17:59 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  12. fun, about Doctor Who: Griffin explains a Dalek: it's a garbage can with a plunger because, per him, an arm went missing and a bathroom plunger replaced it.
    “they were missing an arm and they took a plunger out of the bathroom.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:32:27 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  13. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: The Phantom Zone guard, Ellie Kemper, is named Phyllis, which is also an Office character not played by Kemper.
    “which also has a character called Phyllis.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:37:40 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  14. fun, about The Lego Batman Movie: The hosts get blind Lego bags from Dave Colletta: General Zod, Blight, Apache Chief, dance-party Harley Quinn.
    “Oh, that's Apache Chief from the Super Friends.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:44:31 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  15. fun, about Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore: The episode's outro joke: they claim the runtime is 5 hours because they put on Secrets of Dumbledore.
    “So should I throw on Secrets of Dumbledore right now?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · The Lego Batman Movie · 1:48:53 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  16. fun, about James Gray: Maybelline commercials fund the uncompromising artist.
    “He does like fucking Maybelline commercials.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:08:44 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  17. fun, about The Flash: Dad confused about which Batman is where.
    “I've tried to explain to him so many times”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:12:19 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  18. fun, about X-Men '97: Disney Plus show continuing the 90s cartoon.
    “They are doing a show called X-Men 97”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:24:45 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  19. fun, about Eternals: Zhao's style could not be removed; still obligated Marvel beats.
    “The one movie that was shot so specifically that they could not take her style out of it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:30:42 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  20. fun, about Kevin Feige: Joke: did he jot down Hacker Witch five years ago.
    “Did he jot down Hacker Witch 5 years ago?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Marvel Nerdfest · 0:40:39 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  21. fun, about Old Dogs: Hosts note Becker's film is Disney live action, not Touchstone or Pixar: a Walt Disney picture by a Walt Becker.
    “It's a Walt Disney Walt Becker collab.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:10:52 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  22. fun, about Disney: Griffin's thesis: the flop ended an entire kind of Disney live-action film.
    “This movie like killed an entire, like, realm of possible films that Disney could make.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:12:13 · Griffin Newman (0.80 sure it was them)
  23. fun, about Seth Green: Seth Green's Star Wars Detours episodes were shelved while he was in Old Dogs.
    “He produced 39 episodes of Star Wars detours, was sat on a shelf.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:23:05 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  24. fun, about Walt Becker: His directing style, per Griffin: push every actor bigger on every take.
    “Waltbecker, his style is to tell every actor to just go bigger and bigger in every take.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:31:15 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  25. fun, about John Travolta: Charlie's magic hobby is set up by the fire trick and then dropped for the rest of the film.
    “He never once chose any affinity for magic over... the rest of the running time for the film.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:44:43 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  26. fun, about John Travolta: The fire-from-the-hands moment: Griffin insists Charlie can really conjure fire, since nothing disproves it.
    “Charlie has the ability to conjure fire with his bare hands.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:45:25 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  27. fun, about Walt Becker: Becker's commentary calls Travolta and Williams one of the great comedy duos, though they had never made a movie together.
    “He says, I think Travolta and Williams and this are one of the all time great onscreen comedy duos.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:52:41 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  28. fun, about Justin Long: Unbilled Long is the one actor who knows what movie he is in.
    “I think he is the only person who knows exactly what movie he is in.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 0:58:15 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  29. fun, about Old Dogs: After Justin Long's scout troop shoots a statue's head off, they burn it down and get kicked out.
    “After shooting the head off the statue, they stayed there long enough for the sun to go down to light the whole thing on fire, and then they were kicked out.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:05:08 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  30. fun, about Old Dogs: The bereavement group scene: Lori Loughlin's beach house invite turns out to be a grief group.
    “Her grandmother died six months ago, she's been going to this bereavement group.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:09:16 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  31. fun, about Walt Becker: Alvin and the Chipmunks 4: Alvin sits next to John Waters on a plane, as Griffin's key Becker anecdote.
    “John Waters calls over a flight attendant, says, Excuse me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:13:24 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  32. fun, about John Travolta: Travolta's Joker face after the mixed-up pills is a digital effect.
    “His Joker face is digital.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:14:49 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  33. fun, about Bernie Mac: Jimmy Lunchbox, Bernie Mac's role, is a master puppeteer with no puppets onstage.
    “Now, as I press play again, I want you to take note of, there being zero puppets on stage.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:18:04 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  34. fun, about Old Dogs: The motion-capture parenting suit has a sensor in an unfortunate spot.
    “His crotch is electrocuting because he has the sensor by his penis.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:22:53 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  35. fun, about Bernie Mac: Griffin warns the audience they are about to see Bernie Mac's last moments on screen.
    “You're about to see the last seconds of Bernie Mac on screen.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:23:38 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  36. fun, about Old Dogs: The Friday the 13th joke pays off: the kids watch the film in the apartment, and the host notes it's part three.
    “But this is not parts one or two because Jason doesn't wear the mask till three.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:28:25 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  37. fun, about Seth Green: A cutaway implies the gorilla and Seth Green have a thing.
    “The movie is implying at this point that the gorilla has mated with Seth.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:48:16 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  38. fun, about The Princess and the Frog: Box office game: the Disney animated film opened that weekend on two screens.
    “Princess and the Frog opens this week, number 18.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:54:07 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  39. fun, about Robert Zemeckis: Box office game: Marie's guess the 2009 holiday answer is Polar Express is wrong, it is A Christmas Carol.
    “Zameck is a Christmas Carol.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 1:55:01 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  40. fun, about Old Dogs: Sign-off line, and the show's running Becker joke.
    “Walt Becker's a dang ass freak.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · OLD DOGS - Blank Check LIVE! at the Bell House (May 12, 2022) · 2:00:06 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  41. fun, about Batman (TV series, 1966-68): Batman premiered and the Munsters tanked within four months; the Munsters movies came out after cancellation.
    “Right, it was like within 4 months of Batman premiering.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:03:12 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  42. fun, about Griffin Newman: Griffin's Supergirl bit: Burt Ward and other legends in the opening credits made viewers think Crisis would tie in The Tick.
    “For 5 seconds, I think people thought Crisis on Infinite Earth was gonna tie in the tick universe.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:05:04 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  43. fun, about The Batman: The opening dedication sends up lovers of the ridiculous and apologizes to any sizable group of lovers it overlooked.
    “We've overlooked any sizable groups of lovers, we apologize.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:14:32 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  44. fun, about Adam West and Frank Gorshin: The legend that West and Gorshin went to a Hollywood orgy in character and were expelled for doing too many bits.
    “Too many bets. Too many bets.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:47:39 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  45. fun, about Ben Hosley: Ben has knocked out a wall in his apartment and is building a Batcave-style computer room.
    “Ben, to be clear, just knocked out a wall in his apartment.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:53:31 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  46. fun, about The Batman: The Riddler's lazy branding: binoculars with a single question mark.
    “I think it's a little lazy of him to just get a pair of binoculars and put one question mark on them”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 0:59:39 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  47. fun, about Nicolas Cage: Cage told a Reddit AMA his Kick-Ass performance was modeled on Adam West, who later teased him.
    “Adam West was like, I saw you try to channel me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:00:57 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  48. fun, about Burgess Meredith: Meredith was blacklisted and then, jokes Griffin, quack-listed for years for being the Penguin.
    “He was also, unfortunately, I must mention, placed on the quack list for being the penguin.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:21:57 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  49. fun, about School Marm (hosts' villain pitch): Ben pitches a villain who assigns deadly science homework; Griffin names her The School Marm.
    “Here's the name.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:36:35 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  50. fun, about Batman's belt: All the pouches on West's utility belt are upside down.
    “all the pouches on his belt are upside down.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 1:49:19 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  51. fun, about Khartoum: Worst decision: applying makeup to the wrong actor (Olivier as Muhammad Ahmed).
    “Worst decision to apply makeup to the wrong actor.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 2:09:41 · Griffin Newman (0.35 sure it was them)
  52. fun, about The Batman: The commentary ends with a tease for the next Not All Batman episode in 20 days.
    “same bat Patreon, same bat feed, RSS feed.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Batman (1966) · 2:11:42 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  53. fun, about Twilight series: Target canceled the host's Twilight steel book order the fifth time.
    “Target canceled my steel book order for the 5th time.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Eclipse · 0:10:57 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  54. fun, about Burger King tie-in: Ring with Cullen crest that takes up four knuckles and opens to a picture of Edward.
    “It is a ring that would take up all 4 knuckles in terms of real estate and it has a hinge.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Eclipse · 1:35:39 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  55. fun, about Burger King tie-in: Burger King Kids Club meal items: Bella's tote bag, 3 inches long, plus others.
    “Bella's tote bag is a tote bag, which is, I don't know, 3 inches long.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Eclipse · 1:36:08 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  56. fun, about Burger King tie-in: A hacky sack with the Cullen crest, called the Forks foot bag.
    “a hacky sack with the Cullen family crest, of course.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Eclipse · 1:36:37 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  57. fun, about Gigli: Griffin learns Ben Affleck's character is named Larry Gigli and is saving Gigli for a Brest win.
    “I literally just learned that Ben Affleck's character in Jeely is named Larry Jeely.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:07:38 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  58. fun, about Joe Dante: Dante has said he would appear on the show if covered.
    “I've communicated with Joe Dante himself and his team, and they had offered that he would come on the show”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:08:48 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  59. fun, about Robert Altman: Griffin's father drank with both Altman and Cassavetes on the same night, and thinks Altman would win a fight.
    “My father drank with both of them once.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:09:36 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  60. fun, about Wong Kar-wai: He is recolorizing his films for Criterion editions.
    “him doing all the special editions has like pushed him into the forefront”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:16:22 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  61. fun, about Mike Leigh: Fans petitioned outside the blank check sphere for Mike Leigh.
    “people are petitioning people outside of the blank check sphere”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:17:35 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  62. fun, about Danny Boyle: The Beatles-less world prompts a joke about a Yesterday episode.
    “what if the Beatles didn't exist?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:19:52 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  63. fun, about Ernest Dickerson: Directors needing an IMDb lookup tend to underperform in March Madness.
    “If they require, you have to go to IMDb”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:21:45 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  64. fun, about Penelope Spheeris: Spheeris's decline: Senseless flop, Weinstein fights, called too old.
    “I got pegged with being difficult”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:28:19 · Griffin Newman (0.30 sure it was them)
  65. fun, about Spike Jonze: Jonze ran Vice TV as artistic director, and later made a Beastie Boys documentary.
    “I'm the head programmer.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:31:57 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  66. fun, about Gore Verbinski: Lone Ranger described as one of the most cursed movies.
    “It's cursed as fuck.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:34:50 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  67. fun, about Jackie Chan: Jamel campaigned: hashtag Fund the Police Story.
    “hashtag Fund, the police story”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:37:57 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  68. fun, about Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 2's end credits praised as a favorite of the 2010s.
    “one of your favorite movies of the 2010s, of course, is the end credits to Twilight”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:42:26 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  69. fun, about Final Destination / Vacation: Death and Chevy Chase called spiritual embodiments of darkness.
    “Death and Chevy Chase.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:44:22 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  70. fun, about The Mummy: Mummy episode would cover the three Fraser films plus the Cruise one.
    “we would cover the 3 Frasers and the cruise.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:45:34 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  71. fun, about Cheech and Chong: Meme: Cheech and Chong as blank check during paternity leave.
    “Dave's not here.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:48:40 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  72. fun, about Saw / Rocky: Rocky waking in a meat freezer would punch the traps.
    “He's going to start punching the traps.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · March Madness 2021 Recap - Round 2 · 0:51:17 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  73. fun, about Alien: Covenant: The Franco footage cooks him alive and Griffin says the 10-second prologue would have made the film's emotional start stronger.
    “you kind of really benefit from seeing him for 10 seconds alive, you know?”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 0:17:11 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  74. fun, about Alien: Covenant: Griffin's theater memory: texters in the row ahead; he let his guard down and missed the second Fassbender swap.
    “the people in the row in front of me would not stop texting.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 0:20:42 · Griffin Newman (0.40 sure it was them)
  75. fun, about Danny McBride: McBride went to film school wanting to write and direct, was cast in friends' films, never auditioned, and said Covenant was what he always wanted to do.
    “McBride was pursuing a career as a filmmaker.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 0:32:23 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  76. fun, about The Tick: Griffin recounts his hardest technical acting scene: Dr. Karamazov shrunk, shot against tennis balls on sticks then redone from his own recorded dialogue.
    “the single most challenging thing I've ever had to do as an actor on a technical level is”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 1:39:04 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  77. fun, about Alien: Covenant: Merchandise for the movie showed an earlier, practical-looking xenomorph design before the creature was redone in CGI late in production.
    “All of the merchandise for this movie had an incorrect xenomorph design.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Covenant · 1:41:32 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  78. fun, about Alien Quadrilogy: The 2003 DVD box set that David calls a word hardly used outside that box; Resurrection got a special edition about seven minutes longer.
    “Quadrilogy, a word that has rarely been used outside of that one box.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:08:11 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  79. fun, about Alien Resurrection: The Fox logo at the start is clearly from the film print, grain and all, not an HD transfer.
    “clearly the logo from the film print from this movie.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:17:42 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  80. fun, about Brad Dourif: Dourif's perfect career: Alien, Lord of the Rings, Chucky, a secret Oscar nomination, unrecognized.
    “Brad Dorff, another example of a guy where I look at him and I go, that's a perfect career.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:21:00 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  81. fun, about Sigourney Weaver: Ripley 8's reptilian, T-Rex-armed performance is compared to Bowser.
    “Yes, she's doing like T-Rex arms.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:24:20 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  82. fun, about Alien Resurrection: Golden age of animatronics: the aliens can stay in bright close-ups for ten seconds without cutting away.
    “This is the peak of animatronic technology before the entire art form is largely thrown in the toilet.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:44:45 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  83. fun, about Ron Perlman: Perlman has a thermos canteen that turns into a gun; the more scars they add the better.
    “He's got a thermos gun.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:51:38 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  84. fun, about Brad Dourif: The pitch: killed early, only four weeks on set.
    “You only have to be on set for 4 weeks.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:54:22 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  85. fun, about Dan Hedaya: His shoulder hair is the subject of a long bit.
    “There are like Dungeons and Dragons adventures happening in his body hair, like as we speak.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 0:54:44 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  86. fun, about Dominique Pinon: The Santa Claus line reading, with the emphasis in the wrong place, is the movie's famous unnatural English line.
    “That's just such a clear, I don't understand the words I'm saying.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:07:18 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  87. fun, about Sigourney Weaver: Griffin met Weaver on Political Animals: she introduced herself at lunch and was impossibly tall and gracious.
    “Like she does look like a Greek god.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien: Resurrection · 1:23:53 · Griffin Newman (0.90 sure it was them)
  88. fun, about Tuba: Griffin's hot take that the tuba is the funniest of all instruments.
    “I think the tuba is the funniest of all instruments.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Alien 3 · 0:08:31 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  89. fun, about Scream (franchise): Griffin's Scream 4 audition: Wes Craven gave only silence and a shrug.
    “I auditioned like 5 times for screen four, including 4 Wes Craven”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation · 2:22:37 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  90. fun, about Greg Kinnear: Kinnear's pitch gave the restaurant breakup scene its soft ending.
    “Kinnear said, I'll do the movie if this is how my character line ends.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 0:32:47 · Griffin Newman (0.55 sure it was them)
  91. fun, about You've Got Mail: The fall leaves in the movie are CGI because they shot in the summer, per the commentary track by Ephron and Schuler Donner.
    “They're like, all of the fall stuff is CGI, baby.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 0:46:53 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  92. fun, about Dave Chappelle: Chappelle delivers the odd line 'she has the same coloring as' that was written for an older Eastern European actor in the original.
    “if you look up the actor who played the best friend role and shop around the corner, it's like an older Eastern European man with a mustache.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 0:58:04 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  93. fun, about You've Got Mail: The Zabar's scene was shot overnight from 10 PM to 5 AM; Hanks used the store PA to keep the extras happy.
    “So they filmed the entire thing from like 10 PM until 5 AM.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:12:45 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  94. fun, about Tom Hanks: Hanks's PA announcement at Zabar's, quoted by Ephron.
    “ladies and gentlemen, shoppers at Zabars, want to announce that Meg Ryan is appetizing.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:13:07 · Griffin Newman (0.50 sure it was them)
  95. fun, about Nicolas Cage: Griffin's pitch: Cage and Travolta swap roles so Cage is Michael and Travolta is in City of Angels.
    “Nicholas Cage should have played Michael and John Travolta should have been in City of Angels with Meg Ryan.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:24:12 · Griffin Newman (0.45 sure it was them)
  96. fun, about Tom Hanks: Hanks called the Cafe Lalo scene, a 12-page, four-night shoot, the hardest of his career.
    “It was a 4 night shoot.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:39:22 · Griffin Newman (0.65 sure it was them)
  97. fun, about Nora Ephron: Ephron rehearsed her casts for weeks in a taped-out black-box theater with fake props.
    “tape out the sets and give them fake props and run every scene with full blocking weeks in advance”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:39:31 · Griffin Newman (0.55 sure it was them)
  98. fun, about Tom Hanks: Hanks's own line on the Lalo scene.
    “I think it is the most sophisticated scene I have ever seen in a movie that is not supposed to be viewed as sophisticated.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:40:13 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)
  99. fun, about Tom Hanks: The script supervisor fixed Hanks's block on the Lalo scene: he stays because he is trying to build the courage to say it is him.
    “Your motivation, this scene, is you think if you stay longer, you'll finally build the courage to say it.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · You've Got Mail with Bobby Finger & Lindsey Weber (Ad-Free) · 1:42:15 · Griffin Newman (0.70 sure it was them)
  100. fun, about Hanging Up: IMDb carrot-costume quote: Maddie's demand to fight, answered by "fine" in unison.
    “Ever since I was 7 years old for Halloween, I dressed up as a carrot and you 2 snuck off without me.”
    Blank Check — Patreon · Hanging Up with Sonia Sarayia · 0:02:59 · Griffin Newman (0.60 sure it was them)